#the Avengers

[ultraericthered]

There's a lot of that that's owed to Lex Lang too. He does a voice that's so different from the way most Doom VAs approach the role - lighter, silkier, more gentle and melifluous sounding - but it works.

Still like Clive Revill and Simon Templeman a bit better, though.

[334iwatchshit]

i'm scared to be an adult what if i don't have a coworker that perfectly matches my freak

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/n Stark tends to a sick Petra Parker…

Petra: you don’t have to

Y/N: we’re dating. It’s in the code that I’m supposed to dote on you when you’re sick

Y/N bends down to kiss her…

Petra: don’t. I’m sick.

Y/N: I don’t care.

Y/N kisses her softly…

Two days later…Y/N is the one confined to the bed…

Petra dotes on them now…

Petra: I warned you.

[ultraericthered]

Energy's pretty similar here.

because everyone needs a manically laughing Loki on their blog.

[justawhitewolf]

Get your shit together James

[incorrectavengersquotes]

Billy: You know, when you call me "Pet," that's being prejudiced. And it's really hurtful.

Agatha: I'm sorry. I thought that was your name. As an apology, I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Ass-Guardian, Demon Spawn, and Tickle-Me-Doughface.

Billy: I guess I'll go with Demon Spawn.

Agatha: Damn. Totally wanted Tickle-Me-Doughface.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Tony: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Fury, exasperated: WHY?!? Fury points at Clint: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! Fury points at Steve: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CAR PARK! Fury points at Tony: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Fury: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

[mrsdesade]

Reposting this because I just made a rewatch of the first Avengers movie, and I'm going crazy again for how gorgeous Loki is in his Asgardian outfit, and how evil they portrait him in this specific movie. Canonically Loki and Mira met only after events of The Dark World, and this art was made for another purpose, but who cares, I'm a big fan of what If. And this is my what If they met during the Manhattan disaster. (and she's clearly under the Tesseract mind control power)

[lovemesomerafael]

The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America

Part 588

Before all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, why not read all the parts of The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America on AO3? It won't cost you a fortune, it won't ask you for the thousandth time when you're going to find a nice [insert gender here] and settle down, it won't get drunk and start a fight, it won't be crowded, and you don't even have to decorate.

[ultraericthered]

But it looks nothing like you!

[guardianjameslight]

Is anyone else tired of people saying Bucky should've been Cap instead of Sam? Because I am.

I mean, seriously, what would be the difference? The fact that Bucky is a super soldier? Plenty of heroes don't have super powers and they're doing great, including Sam, I mean he survived the whole Triscelion battle in the Winter Soldier, survived Battle for Earth, and don't get me started on Tony, Clint, Nat, Okoye, etc. Besides Captain America, who can fly? That sounds like a great advantage we saw in TFATWS, and we will see more in Brave New World. Bucky would probably be great, too, but it's clear he didn't want to be Cap, didn't feel worthy. I feel like Bucky doesn't see himself as a good man, which is something Captain America should be. That's why Steve chose Sam because, like he said, he was a good man. Having superpowers doesn't make a hero, a character does. Let's be fair. If Bucky can be Captain America, then so can Sam.

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: Guys. Why aren't you exercising with the rest of the team?

Clint: We are exercising.

Tony: We're exercising our right to abstain from team practice.

[diamondcz27]

Did Tony say "Kid"?!?!😭😭😭

Omg this is killing me. I miss Tony and Peter so much...😭😭

[joetavis]

2012 Avengers Tower AU:

Tony and Steve just got into a heated argument about who is the most American (both insist that it's definitely not them):

Tony: 4th of July.

Steve: Actually, the Army made that up.

Tony: You are called Captain AMERICA.

Steve: And yet I'm not even fully American. I'm also Irish.

Tony: I am actually- like actually, a quarter Italian and at least I know the language.

Steve: You are a genius, You knowing something doesn't make you less American.

Tony: Actually, the American education system begs to differ.

______

Steve: Your favourite food is Cheeseburgers.

Tony: YOUR favourite food is Cheeseburgers!

Steve: True. Lunch?

Tony: Sure.

*fast food break*

______

Steve: You worked for the American government.

Tony: You were born of the American government.

Steve: Personality wise, though, I'm not American at all.

Tony: Bullshit- You are all freedom, self-righteousness, honour.

Steve: Nothing honourable about America no more.

Tony: You are an American Soldier. Is there anything else that America's better known for than their military?

Steve: You've funded and supplied the military.

Tony: I stopped, you didn't. Also pretty sure you've known more presidents than I did.

Steve: I knew 6 total, you?

Tony. Hm- 8. But I bet you have more of their phone numbers.

Steve: As if you don't have any?

Tony: I delete their numbers immediately after they give them too me.

Steve: Huh, me too actually.

Tony: Anyway, You're blond with blue eyes.

Steve: Which is more of an Irish trait.

Tony: It's really not.

Steve: And you are rich, hence you achieved the American dream.

Tony: Also bullshit! The American Dream is from rags to riches, and I was always rich, so no Dream came true over here, baby! You on the other hand, didn't you grow up poor?

Steve: Yes, but I'm not rich.

Tony: You live in a penthouse.

Steve: Your penthouse!

Tony: I do feel like marrying rich is part of the American Dream and hence- you achieved it buddy.

Steve: We aren't married.

Tony: Ah, details.

______

Tony: You're still more American than me- You are all: Freedom, Freedom, Freedom.

Steve: And you aren't? Financial Freedom, Sexual Freedom, you are very free spirit.

Tony: Oh, I could teach you the ways of sexual freedom, too, darling ;)

Steve: See, you're shameless, American.

Tony: Oh, I'll show you how shameless I am-

*sex break*

______

Tony: The public loves you. You are literally Americas Sweetheart.

Steve: What? If anyone you are America's Sweetheart. Everyone knows Tony Stark, you are in the press all the time?

Tony: And they don't know Cap? There are like 10 movies about you.

Steve: Cap is just an alias, Steve Rogers is just a boy from Brooklyn.

Tony: My point! Brooklyn.

Steve: What Point? Malibu. AND New York!

______

Tony: Nah- You're definitely more American! You're colours are red white and blue. Which by the way- pretty self obsessed. And is there something more American than being obsessed with yourself?

Steve: ...

Tony: Ok. I see how that might have lost me the argument. I still think you're more American though.

*They turn to the other avengers in the room*

Steve: Only one way to settle this: Nat? Who of us is more American?

Nat: The fact that you are even arguing about this makes both of you way too American for me to deal with this. But since I'm russian, I will say the one of you that annoys me more is American, sorry Tony.

Tony: This is ludicrous. Captain America?

Nat: Well you are obsessed with Captain America, nothing more American than that.

Clint: He has a crush on him, too.

Steve: See? I win.

Tony: huh? So you are saying that I'm the most American because I like a very American thing?

The Avengers: Yes!

Tony smiles: Well, then. Since Steve likes me, and I'm the most American thing in the world, I guess that makes him the most American. Case closed. I win.

Steve: Doesn't work like that. We could turn that argument for ever.

Tony: And I will, I'm petty like that, I'll wear you out, Rogers.

Steve: My stamina is endless and so is my will to be right.

Nat: I changed my mind, that was obnoxiously American, Steve wins.

Tony: Ha! See? I'm the best.

Bruce: Arrogance is also pretty American. I vote for Tony.

Clint: Captain America got my vote- hello?

Nat: Technically i'm not American, so not allowed to vote.

Tony: You're lame, I could have won, Nat.

Steve: Well, that settles it. I am way too American, if I'm almost lost to you.

______

Tony: Hm. You know, now that we talked about voting- I may be more American, but if we both ever run for president, you'd definitely win.

Steve: That's crazy. You would definitely win! I couldn't even pay for the campaign.

Tony: Well, actually-

*Camera zooms out on the rest of the Avengers slowly leaving the room, shaking their heads in exasperation*

[justawhitewolf]

Family Meeting!

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