#the 'closet' was actually very well hidden with several different mechanisms locking it away

[dumbfucksystem]

thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D

sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.

this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.

there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!

[infinityknight25]

Gauntlet War part 10

On another side of the galaxy Ultron stowed away on a First Order ship. He was looking for a control room where he could sneak in and plug into the ship's database and access all the First Orders information and records. Two control room soldiers left for a break without they're post being covered. Ultron saw this from his hidden spot in a small unused closer like room off to the side. Once the android seen no one was around he went over to the control room hacked into the locking mechanism and opened the door. Once he was in he shut the door and broke the lock to where he was the only one to allow anyone in or out. Then Ultron plugged into the computer and started pulling up different information that he desired. "First lets look into what I'm dealing with In this galaxy. Hmmm seems to be at a massive unrest and has been for several years. The records show that droids used to be used for battle and there's a list of all the shut down factories. Next thing I suppose is to see if there's any adamantium in this galaxy or perhaps a stronger element." Ultron said aloud. He then ripped a piece of his face off. Where his cheek would be if he was a human. "A small price to pay." He said placing the adamantium piece into the computer. "Ah this one here on Geonosis. It shows that they found a strong metalic element matching the makeup of adamantium but couldn't find a way to harvest it. Well lucky me." Suddenly there was pounding at the door. Alrams started going off they had figured out someone had broke in. On the bridge of the ship Kylo Ren was screaming and shouting at soldiers who were looking at computer screens to figure out what had happened in this control room. "What's going on in there has someone betrayed us for the rebels?!" Kylo shouted from behind his mask. "Sir! It appears that they have a droid with them or it's a spy droid. They have hacked into our files." said one of the First order soldiers. "Give it the virus to shut it down so we can capture and destroy it!" Ren replied. Back in the control room. " It appears there inteligent life in this galaxy. They've given this body a virus. I need to find a new body to use to get me and this one to Geonosis so I can repair it. Hello it appears there's some sort of semi-droid like vessel in a closet in this room. I'll quickly download to it." In a blink of an eye ultron awoke in the dark closet in time to hear his original body hit the floor. Ultron found the button to get out of the closet. He walked over to his original body and picked it up. "Not sure how but I will have to fight my way out of here." Ultron said out loud to himself. This body seemed to have no apparent weapons. He would just have to kill some one and take one. He put the old body on his back and opened the door prepared to fight. The soldiers outside the door gasped in fear. They took a knee in respect. "Lord Vader! How wonderful you have returned." These people fear this body so much they do not dare question it. The warrior who it belonged to must have been very fierce. Thought Ultron. "Stand aside! I must take this droid to the hangar." Ultron said playing along. Ultron had made it to the hangar and approached a ship when from behind him he heard a deep robot like voice behind him. "Grandfather?" It was Kylo Ren. "You know. I was so close too. And who might you be?" Ultron said turning around to see the all dressed in black, helmet wearing Kylo Ren. "Your the one who stowed away. I can sense your presence but you have no life. I assume your a droid of some sort. Downloaded yourself to my grandfather's suit from you old shell." Said Kylo. "Hmmm. You are very clever. But! Boy I do advise you to pick your battles in this one. Maybe just let this fish go." Kylo Ren filled with rage. "You dare disrespect my grandfather by making a mockery of his body! His symbol that struck fear into all who saw him!" "You know I've known you for what? Five seconds and I can already tell you are trying to full shoes you can never come close to. Have you ever considered your own path?" Ren drew his  lightsaber. Only the actual blade and not the small knife like ones on the side. He lunged at Ultron with blind rage. Ultron dodged Kylo Rens attack and once behind Kylo, he kicked him hard in the middle of the back sending him to the floor. Ultron raced toward the ship that was only a few feet away. Blasters shooting all around he quickly fired up the tie fighter ship He had boarded. Made it through the hangar dodging blaster fire all around. Once out of the hangar Ultron immediately jumped to hyperspace. Kylo took out a small holograph comunicator and contacted Snoke. "What has happened?" Asked Snoke. "I believe we have a new threat outside the rebels." Replied Kylo.