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the issue is im trying to reduce how much weed i consume both dosage wise and rate of consumption wise but unfortunately my life is severely painfully boring so every afternoon im like "damn this sucks :/// know what could fix this tho? 🙏"
#im a little afraid i kinda Flowers for Algernon'd my dopamine receptors or shit#icarused or something#because like. i Used to be able to get thru fine and i get thats literally how addictions work but its still not a fun process#ive already decided im gonna use lent as an excuse to detox (hopefully fully) and then try to take it easier after instead of ramping up#my dosage again bc its uh .its Bad folks its like 250mg edibles for me to really feel it#i last indulged sunday and already my brain is like. 'its been A Day where is my treat!!'`#buddy your treat is EXPENSIVE and a hassle to even consume at this level fucking chill out#not that expenses are a major concern for me rn tbh but its the principle#anywayyyy. gonna probably look at the stores online again to appease myself#but no purchasing shit til its on sale. if im truly desperate later tonhight or whatever i have stock still at home#anywya. shoutout to adhd addictive personality UHHHHHHHH
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Idk if you saw or not but a new chapter of the fury of a shattered mirror dropped last night! I haven’t read it yet but I thought I should let you know 😎👍
awughgh HELL YEAH!! ive been away from my laptop for a while so i didnt see, thank you birdy!! :] this is the best news ive had all day hkjgh <33 excited very excited going to read it now <33
#volta transmissions#SKILLS ARE BACK BABEYYYYYYY!! ehehehehe :] oh i LOVE seeing them come back from just ''??????'' SMILES REALLY HAPPILY#welcome back to the world little ones... oh im so happy to see them... :'] ''You do you softie'' EHEHE... skills interactions :D! yay!!!!!#okay i'll add more liveblogging in the tags as i go probably hkjhg <33 i appreciate you very much birdy <33#''the avant-garde prick is just making shit up again'' HAKJDHKJ... ''You did us proud holding out til the end'' WAH... ENDURANCE... ;O;#WELCOME BACK ENCY SMILES!!! no motorics skills yet though thats to be expected hkjh <3 ency ''you have the facts'' and#empathy ''and the emotions'' HKJGH IS THAT A FACTSFEELINGS SKILLSPOSTING REFERENCE /J lots of voli talking!!! very happy about this <3#VOLITION - ''if we had the logician here...'' ''...'' ''damnit i thought that would work'' HAHAJKSHDSKJH SMILES. HA.#''Punch something. maybe Coach will show up'' HHFKJH... oh my god this makes me so happy... cmon we gotta get the gang back together...#half light!! hello!! my darling!! LETS GO!! ough buT NOT ENOUGH TO GET ARMS BACK NOOUIGHJ MOTORICS WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE BUDDIES???#''try to get eyes back online'' ''come on come on--'' OUGH I LOVE... i love how theyre all supporting each other as they come back online..#TEAMWORK!! CMON LETS GET EVERYONE BACK!! YEAH BOI WE GOT A MOTORICS BACK UP!! HELLO PERCEP! calm down! you need composure in here!!#THE JOYWIRE... OUGH STOP STOP IM SO FOND... VOLI CMON. nooo ourgh takes damage... ''You were really gonna cut me out?'' AWAH... WAHHH!!!!!#ow my heart my HEART. chemi baby my little darling... hugging him kissing his forehead... THERES OUR LOGICIAN HELLO DARLING!!#hkjh trying to cue in interfacing DAMN :'] good metaphor anyway concept it was very well laid. voli keeping track of each of them too hehe#HI DRAMA YAYY! platonic love story! friends!!! ''Neuroplasticity's off the charts.'' ''I'm surprised you know a word that long that isn't-#'''amphetamines''' ''Dextromethorphan asshole'' HAJKSH YOU FUCKING TELL 'EM! YOU'RE NOT E-CHEMISTRY FOR NOTHING!!!#again with trying to get Phys back in hkjhg INLANDDD SMILES HI THERE DREAMER!! Logic just like ''yeah. i hate it here.'' ''have you tried?'#okay this is the 20th tag. hopefully a reblog will be enough to finish out my thoughts but god knows i have so much to say hjhg#esprit: Birdy
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Idk why I feel like a big ball of anxiety still when what I was worrying ab (returning to work) has already happened and was fine all things considered?? Like body chill man chill
#marquilla#maybe it's bc the water guys are outside being noisy and the sound is bothering me idk#i just feel like im gonna have a breakdown just a little one 👌 this big#i should feel okay though especially since NetflixCoworker was also on a leave last week so only mens looks good bc thats#where NewLady works sgdggdgd i felt bad for her bc i didnt know she was alone all week but we've all had to go#through it before almost like a shitty right of passage sgsgdgdgd#i nearly screamed when it happened to me bc they kept dropping shit and i was like I LEAVE AT 8 IM THE ONLY ONE HEEEERE!!!!#but my team lead was like yeah and we'll just put it up by 8 no worries chill out#but also my forklift buddy was still working there so i was able to just flag him down when i needed something down
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Mutuals I have a dilemma and I require assistance okay
I have a massive crush on someone that I am friends with and I want to shoot my shot cuz it’s getting like unbearable keeping this to myself lol but they were in a long term relationship that ended badly a while back and it kinda messed them up so I don’t know if they’d really wanna consider dating me, or if they even like me that way and I would just be like. Really sad if I got rejected and they’re such a good presence I don’t wanna lose our friendship but I’m like gonna explode if I have to keep this in any longer so what should I do and how should I go about bringing this up 🥺
#i am also just gonna talk about them a bit cuz teehee i just NEED TO#theyre so fucking cool theyre all punk rock they play the electric guitar and can SCREAM really good#theyre only a little bit taller than me and they got this pretty shoulder length dark hair#theyre really shy and dont talk much but theyre so funny they did these really good spongebob impressions to make me laugh#and i literally started happy flapping it made me so happy!!! and they like my impressions too!#and theyre so sweet like so sweet to animals they love animals so much they said its a fault#they have this baby orange cat named momo hes just the cutest baby i love him so much#and they work horrible jobs just because they needed to move out cuz momo was being forced to live outside in a cage#and they were just so upset they worked really hard to give momo a good life#and they took me to this cemetery where their family was buried for generations and like we found one grace that was broken#like the top had fallen off and they put the pieces back together and pat the top and was like ‘there you go buddy!’#guys i was like OHHHH like that was the final straw that got me down so bad#theyre really smart too they told me all about exotic fruit and this forest in utah thats the biggest organism in the world!#like all the trees are all connected its so cool!#and we played mario party they were donkey kong they spammed the button that makes thre characters laugh#going ooh ooh aah aah#and theyre soooo cute they have like nose rings and painted nails and a rose tattoo and nice hands really pretty lips 😳#they were trying to make a black denim skirt out of jeans and they cant sew well so it kinda fell apart#i definitely think im just gonna take it and sew it up for them myself cuz they were SO EXCITED to have a skirt and im just#IM NOT LETTING THEM BE ROBBED OF THIS EXPERIENCE I WILL SLAVE AWAY WITH THE NEEDLE IF I MUST#hnnnghh god i just like them so much i really just wanna kiss them and like cuddle and wrap my legs around them and uhhhh 🫣#like i dont get crushes much and even the ones ive had ive been skeptical to if they even were crushes#but i literally cant stop thinking of this person we talk like every day and just talking about them has my heart pounding#im just so worried about them not liking me back or them being too hurt from their last relationship to give me a shot#according to jackie i ‘got it bad’ so getting rejected would just be like. hnnghhh scary#WHAT DO I DOOOOOO
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Once i have access to worldcat again im gobbling up (if there are any) papers abt race n muppets n hoping theres more Abt those than there are about looney tunes bc i cant keep rereading the signifying rabbit only as much as i love it
(i just tried jstor to see and theres nothing but mb i need to try again later)
#im gonna pissed if theres nothing.#ppl view these puppet shows as beyond reproach when it comes to criticism which is so annoying#like y'all a show just came out where one of the main puppets is based on a white guy whose whole act is aping wht his idea#based on his n his buddies impression of a senegalese-haitian man who moved to new orleans#like i enjoy the show i enjoy the character#but like a lot of art once you peel away the wallpaper theres antiblackness underneath#and id love to read the analysis of someone Smarter than me thats gone thru more of the work to comment#xxaso
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Hey uh im gonna just show off my designs for my au in a really uncool way untill I get my shit together. Cool? Cool.
Also the Au is called TADC: The Black Onion so thats cool. Anyways lets go in order of whatever, first off we got-
Pomni The Rogue
I am pretty happy with her design, but I have to draw it where you can see everything- Anyways next up iss
Gangle The Monk
Really dig the colors I did here, was not expecting it to work but we ball. Anywho next we got
Ragatha and Ragz The Cleric
Something something we all love our plush mom or something idk. Next up iss-
Zooble The Warlock
It's fuckin Zooble but they are buddy buddy with an eldritch being so thats lit. Can I still say lit? Am I too old already? Fuck, whatever anyways here
Kinger The Sorcerer
I actually was really proud of this design for reasons I don't think are obvious but we ba-oh shit when did that chicken get there? Anyways lastly here is
Jax The Artificer
His design and concept has been in my mind for years. Also he is buff, I didn't have a reason to show it but just know he is muscly.
Anyways thats it, thats all I got for now. I'm gonna go and start redrawing all of them to make character cards or something, god help me because I have the foresight of a cockroach.
Also here take a render of Pomni before I realized I gotta redraw shit anyways.
Ight I have to go to work oh fuck I gotta run byeee oh god oh shit oh fuc-
#the amazing digital circus#tadc au#tadc pomni#tadc jax#tadc ragatha#tadc kinger#tadc gangle#tadc zooble#tadc:The-Black-Onion#tadc:tbo#tbo!pomni#tbo!jax#tbo!gangle#tbo!zooble#tbo!kinger#tbo!ragatha#art#my art#artists on tumblr
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"I wish it was bigger" (vote story)
Joey was one of the biggest guys in the gym, perfect chest, perfect abs, perfect arms. Almost every part of him was perfect apart from one aspect. Every bodybuilding show he did he got the same feedback "his glutes were underdeveloped" he had been training for years and no matter what he did he couldn't force them to grow. He even started to have a dedicated glute day but it did nothing, he was cursed with terrible genes that just left him with a flat ass.
Despite the rest of him being perfection Joey still couldn't help but dream of a nice big bubble but. He loved the idea of having to wiggle to fit his jeans on in the morning. He longed to feel a guys hand grab a handful of his meaty ass and his desperation to find a solution to grow his ass lead him to strange corners of the internet.
Whilst scrolling on his phone between sets he found a website "MAGICKSPELLSFORYOU.WISHNOW" he opened it up and saw a pixelated night sky background with a chat box in the middle. A message appeared with the sound of a slight ping.
"HELLO WELCOME TO MAGICKSPELLSFORYOU, MAKE A WISH NOW!"
Joey laughed and wrote back "hey is this where I make a wish?"
instantly a response came through "YES YES HELLO MAKE A WISH WITH MAGICKSPELLSFORYOU AND I WILL GRANT IT VERY FAST"
Joey chuckled, clearly whoever was running the site was desperate for engagement and he decided to play along.
"okay, I wish for a bigger ass"
"YES YES I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU, I AM JUST CONFIRMING YOUR WISH? YOU WISH FOR A BIGGER ASS? YES?"
"yep thats right buddy, I wish for a bigger ass, give me a big fat juicy ass"
A little ding noise played as a pixelated animation of a shooting start played on Joey's screen before his search engine crashed and returned to him home screen. But Joey didn't have time to play any more silly games, it was time for his next set.
Joey stepped up to the squat rack and began to move the weight up and down, with each movement something felt strange, it felt like the muscles in his glutes were being worked but, something else, something more. A few reps went by a Joey placed the weight back, as he turned to the side he saw something sticking out from behind.
Joey had extra mass in the back, a big bubble but stuck out from him. He was stunned and his jaw almost hit the floor as he rubbed it. He put both his hands behind him holding his cheeks and making his new ass bounce. Joey turned around facing his back to the mirror looking over his shoulder with a smile as he rocked from his toes to his heels watching his new big bubble but bounce.
He was so caught up in the excitement of finally having his glutes fill out his frame that he didn't realise he was starting to look puffy.
The sides of his waist began to creep over his gym shorts as the definition in his thighs began to merge together into one slab of mean, same with his arms, but nothing could get his attention, that was until he turned his front back to the mirror and in an instant.
*FWOOOOOMP
Joey's eyes widened as he watched his perfect abs suddenly bulk forward into a large swollen muscle gut.
"WHAT THE FUCK" Joey yelled out
"Im...f...FAT" Joey's face turned bright red as people around the gym began to look at him, nobody seemed to notice what was happening. He quickly waddled his way to the changing room feeling his stomach grumble and all the muscles and mass across his body jiggle.
Joey stood in the mirror of the empty changing room, shocked and horrified, his perfect body was now big bulky and bloated out, he was starting to panic as he rubbed his new fat muscle gut.
"Oh god....how am I gonna be ready for my show in a week....oh fuck...I....I look like a fucking muscled up pig"
As Joey finished his sentence another pulse hit his body, increasing the size of his muscles and bulk all over, but he noticed it was extra concentrated in once area, as he felt his new massive fat ass split through his shorts making the fabric start to sag, only just holding on around the waist band,
cementing his transformation as a big muscle pig, with a huge fat ass.
#male transformation#muscle#muscle transformation#male tf#tf story#transformation#reality change#weight gain
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Blue + Papaya
Pato O'Ward x reader
An F1 and an Indycar driver go on a social media brake....
ynln posted a two stories!
caption: (1) was I paying attention to the totally important sponsor lunch? Mmh yea totally (2) cheers to the absolute champ that is my man @/patriciooward
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maxverstappen1
you're lucky they thought it was cute
old rich people love happy couples!
yea and the champagne you bought the table
hey the sponsored agreed to the next season so 🤷♀️
patriciooward
I cannot believe you
dont worry they found our love cute so they agreed
you're ridiculous
but you love me!
I do ❤️
user1
LMAO Y/N
user2
YOU WERE NOT WATCHING INDYCAR AT A WORK LUNCH
user3
y'all are literally my favorite couple ever!!!
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patriciooward celebrating first 💪
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ynln THATS HOW WE DO IT
ynln LETS GO PAPAYA
user3 what a redbull pr nightmare
ynln IM SO PROUD
patriciooward I love you 🤍
ynln I love you too!!!!🤍
arrowmclaren That's our driver 👏🏆
user1 YESSS PATO!!!!
user2 a weekend full of Mclaren wins🧡
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patriciooward posted two stories!
captions: (1) lets go 13!!! (and Mclaren) (2) someone's moms a winner
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ynln
I love youuu
I love you tooooo
call me later!!
Will do!
landonorris
thanks for the support 😒
at least I mentioned you
bros before hoes or whatever they say
im ignoring you now
user1
stop this is too cute
user2
"someones mom" I'm gonna cry
ynln
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ynln love to hear that champagne pop!
tagged redbullracing
patriciooward You were incredible! Norbi and I are so proud!!
ynln I love and miss you guys 🤍
danielriccardo what a race!
redbullracing thats our girl 💪💪
ynln admin i love you
maxverstappen1 next time I'll get you
ynln sure sure, whatever you say
user1 great day for YnPato fans
user2 fr i love the double wins
user3 aww the flowers from Pato
user4 hes always on top of things
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ynln posted a story!
caption: off week(s) I love you already
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user1
where you going with that papaya Y/n?
user2
headed to america by any chance?
user3
airport fits always eat
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indycar_updates whether you know her from her career in F1 or as Pato O'Ward's girlfriend, a familiar face has been spotted in the paddock
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user1 OMG OMG OMG
user2 THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER FINALLY
user3 its a great day or annoying people
user4 she looks so good!!
user5 i love that she has no papaya
user6 shes loyal to rb
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arrowmclaren it was an honor to host our Mclaren buddies (and of course of fav Red Bull gets a shout out 😍)!!
tagged oscarpiastri, landonorris, ynln
elbaoward @/ynln you look so cute
ynln I'd be nowhere without your style guidance
redbullracing we lost our girl to the orange team
arrowmclaren its papaya actually
ynln dont fight, this isnt you admin
oscarpiastri thank you for the warm hospitality!
landonorris what a great weekend!
user1 welp looks like girlie came across some merch
user2 we lost her 😔
user3 ok ok but like thats Pato's personal jacket, not just some merch
user2 nevermind them i can be ok with this
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ynln you look so good in papaya baby 🧡
tagged: patriciooward
redbullracing come home the kids miss you
ynln otw admin 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
patriciooward ditto 😉🧡
ynln the only time I will ever be seen
elbaoward hands a little low 🤨
ynln heard loud and clear, won't happen again 🫡
user1 I love that she didnt post a single pic of herself in Mclaren merch/colors
user2 pr dream
user3 I love the first pic
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patriciooward great results+great company=perfect weekend 🧡🤍
tagged arrowmclaren, ynln, oscarpiastri, landonorris
ynln wonderful race!! I love you
patriciooward thank you for the support! I love you too
landonorris great race!
oscarpiastri it was wonderful meeting you!
arrowmclaren we agree, great company 😁
user1 Im beginning to think Mclaren photoshopped their photo of her, because Y/n hasn't been seen in papaya since 💀
user2 the second photo hand placement 🫠🫠
user3 my fav Mclaren boys all in one place
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ynln who doesn't love watching your best friends get married??
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patriciooward gorgeous girl 🤍
ynln pretty boy 🤍
user1 ugh they are so attractive
user2 im gonna cry the way he's looking at her in the second pic
user3 so when will y'all attend your own wedding??
user4 fr
elbaoward I second this
ynln LMAO ELBA GET OUT
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patriciooward posted a story!
caption: be my forever wedding date? @/ynln
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ynln
anytime baby 🤍
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patriciooward what a season! Thank you @/arrowmclaren for everything!
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ynln so so so proud!!!!
patriciooward 🤍
arrowmclaren can't wait for next year 👏👏
patriciooward right back at you!!
user1 next years champion- I can smell it
user2 lets go Pato!!!
user3 ugh this man is too fine
user4 that middle picture is actual goals
user5 my fav couple fr fr
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ynln
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ynln IndyCar, what a season
tagged: patriciooward
ynln alternate caption: save a horse
user1 LMAO Y/N
danielriccardo im blocking you
maxverstappen1 how would admin feel about this
pactriciooward 🤠
pactriciooward thank you for being here for it, near and far 🤍
ynln 🤍🤍
user2 that last photo ma'am 😫
user3 omg their captions match
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ynln
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ynln last moments of peace before its back to work
tagged patriciooward
redbullracing we hope you enjoyed it!!🏕️
Patriciooward unplug and unwind
user1 awww Norbi
User2 I love this!!
User3 this is such a them thing to do
user4 right only Yn and Pato would go camping with his dog on a off week
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patriciooward posted a story!
caption 🤍🤍, 🎶 Keep Driving by Harry Styles
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User1
Orange backpack?? We caught her
User2
Enjoy offseason!!
User3
please travel with Y/n to f1 stuff!!!
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f1_updates: Pato O'Ward, Y/n L/n's boyfriend and Arrow Mclaren Driver, has posted several stories proving rumors he's in the paddock today dressed in Red Bull Blue...
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User1 please not the selfie in the hospitality bathroom
User2 he may have blue on but we all see the nods to McLaren
user3 they’re both so stubborn abt their teams 💀
user4 OMG OMG OMG
user5 they are literally couple goals
User6 if he wanted to he would
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ynln the best company in the paddock this week! So happy to get P4, but rest assured I'll come back stronger next time
tagged redbullracing, patriciooward
user1 the last pic HELLO???
user2 they’re too cute
lilmhe glasses Y/n is too cute
Ynln love you lils 🫶🫶
Patriciooward 🤍
Ynln 🤍
user3 such good driving this weekend!!
user4 podium next week??
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patriciooward in a sea of blue I'll bring the papaya
Tagged Ynln, redbullracing
Ynln can’t take the McLaren out of the boy
patriciooward sorry not sorry babe!
redbullracing after our hospitality?? Were hurt
arrowmclaren @/mclaren we’ve trained him well
landonorris right on mate
user1 only Pato
user2 I swear 💀
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ynln and patriciooward
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ynln 10.13.24
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elbaoward my favorites!! I love you guys ❤️❤️
danielriccardo best night ever!
landonorris beautiful couple!!
User1 welp we now know where they’ve been
User2 STOP THEY GOT MARRIED
user3 this was not on my 2024 bingo card
user4 im gonna cry
user5 you know this was a party between all the F1 and indycar drivers 😭
user6 Y/n IS the life of the party
user7 what a power couple
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#f1 imagines#formula 1 imagine#f1#formula 1 smau#formula 1 imagines#f1 x reader#indycar#indycar imagine#indycar x reader#pato o'ward smau#pato o'ward#pato o'ward imagine
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man itd be crazy if there was tumblr in nevada.
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we should kill people who annoy us
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even me?????
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of course not hostage 005. i love you.
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gonna shove hank in the chamber wish me luck loyal followers 🙏
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WHERE AM I
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NEWSFLASH, NEXUS CORE, I'VE BEEN ALIVE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!!!
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please im so tired
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You have to come work for me boy.
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i cant fucking do this man
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DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SAW TRAPS WITH ME HANK DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SAW TRAPS WITH ME
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please. no more.
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its so cold and dark in here
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there are skins in the corner if you need warmth
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im so fucking hungry man i might eat them instead
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i havent seen the outside world in years youll get used to it
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can u guys stop bein so dam dramatic and help with dinner. its not even that cold
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easy for you to say
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we dont have ac you stupid bitch
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why nothin fit me no more :/ everythings so tight tshirts are like crop tops nowadays
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thanks for the one singular like deimos i know what you are.
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hey. whats up man.
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hey smokin-hot jsyk op is a literal torturer and kidnapper and conspirator you shouldnt be so buddy buddy w them
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yeah i know
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then pls unfollow and block them, i dont wanna add you to the callout post
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serious question why do you follow me
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idk i think youre cool
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oh my maker. dude. ohhhh my maker this is so fucking funny
buddy, im A DISSENTER
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thats a shame, i rlly liked u. pls consider reformatting bc dissenters have done nevada so much harm... i wish u the best
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what the fuck is happening on my hornybait post
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Hey I got a request for jj
That jj is a single dad to a baby girl and he is to scared to hold because he will think he will drop her and John b everyday will try and get jj to hold her then one day jj was holding her on his chest then he takes her everywhere With him hope that make sense
Koala Care
dad!jj x fem!reader x daughter
a/n ahh this is so cutie! thank you for the request anon, love you bunches!
desc JJ holds his baby girl for the first time
wc 1.2k
warnings cursing, grammar, fluff
"Peaches?" JJ comes in through the back door of the chateau, carefully shutting it behind him as he walks through the kitchen to set down a box full of baby supplies.
The usual. Diapers, baby food, her favorite yogurt melts, more of his old band & surf t-shirts to wrap her up in.
He notices Aria crying her eyes out behind him in between the white rails of her bed. he must have forgotten to change her when he left. He also noticed it was pissing off John B who was trying to work on something probably useless and he caught the hint that he's been listening to her cry for at least an hour.
"Shit," he mutters, messing with his backwards hat as he turns his attention away from Aria for a split second to glance at John B. Turns out he was fixing a cooler for the boat.
"Bro." he goes over to him, kicking him in the leg slightly, "You seen Y/n? I really need her help knowing what measurements of tit milk I'm supposed to feed mini me."
John B rolls his eyes to the ceiling as he screws in the side of the cooler handle.
"First of all," he says through a gritted tone from a bolt in between his teeth.
"You gotta stop with the teenage boy, language wording shit."
He spits out the bolt and screws another nail into the bottom.
"You're like a dad now. Its your dick and your daughter, buddy. You really want your kid to go around saying, tit milk?"
JJ tuts. "Bro she cant even talk yet. Plus, I don't remember half the shit i said as a fucking baby. Maybe thats cause my dad probably beat the shit out of me where I like- lost half my cells, but i ain't changing. Plus, daddy will raise her to be the best hooker of man kind. Shes a Pogue, shes not gonna be a goody two shoes if my life depends on it."
John B turns his head around and gives him a look.
"Jesus Christ JJ, did anything click when your girlfriend popped a living thing out of her ass?" He purses his lips.
JJ points his lips downwards and shrugs.
"Or are you always gonna be known as the dad who raised a stripper?" John B rolls his eyes again, taking a weird clear plate out of his box, "Y/n is a doctor for fucks sake, she's the only hope for raising her I swear to God."
John B shakes his head, "I've told you everyday now. You haven't even held her yet."
JJ grips his hat, "Thats because im gonna drop the kid!"
John b slaps his forehead.
"You're litterally her DAD, JJ! Y/n popped a baby out of her kitty sack and you seriously didnt even touch her the day she was born." John B raises his eyebrows. "Do you remember that? Y/n cried in Kie's room FOR AN HOUR thinking you didnt want the kid!"
JJ opens his mouth to respond then stops.
"Whatever. Go back to fixing your cold box and shit," He turns his back to walk away.
John B changes the tip on his screwdriver, "You're gonna have to hold your own ass daughter eventually, dude."
"I hope you screw a nail in your dick!" JJ calls out and tuts again, mumbling under his breath, "teaching me how to handle my own kid..."
"im the one fixing this goddamn cooler so you can drink your shit ass blue moon chilled!" John b yells back, JJ opening the door and slamming it shut to try and find you again.
"y/nnnn," he groans, calling out your name, finding you sitting on the steps outside.
He kneels down and wraps his big arms around you, kissing the side of your head gently.
"Hi baby," he mutters, "How was work?"
you felt your head pulsating before forcing yourself to give a response.
"Hmmm fine. it was busy."
"Yeah?" he strokes your head, "Real quick."
You sigh slightly, "Hmm?"
"how much ti-" He stops, and clears his throat.
"How much milk do I need to feed Ari?" He says in a soft voice, knowing you had a blaring headache from your shift.
You exhale, leaning your arms on your knees.
"theres about 7 oz in the fridge."
He nods, "thank you sweets," he kisses your hair one last time before leaving you in peace to rest your mind.
He goes back inside the chateau, opening the fridge and taking out the bottle, reaching over Aria's crib and putting the tip to her mouth.
"there we are, sweet girl.." he holds the back of her head while she drinks gently, her cries settling down.
After Aria is finished, he stares at her for a moment.
Why was it so hard for him to hold his own daughter? He feels a wave of guilt floods over his spine.
He reaches his hands out, then stops.
"God damnit," He sighs.
"Okay." He stares at Aria one more time. "3, 2.."
"Fuck this."
He picks Aria up gently in his arms, his heart jumping as he does so.
"Holy shit," he breathes. "Oh my God."
He holds her to his chest, making sure to support her back, something he learned in a parenting book he found online as he feels his soul melt in his stomach.
"There we go," he coos softly, rocking her up and down gently.
"Hi love." he holds her up to look in her eyes with the biggest grin on his face.
"You have your mommas eyes, don't you?"
It's like he fell in love with you all over again. Just this time, it was a baby. And it was his baby.
He holds her to him again, hearing you opening the screen door to come back inside the chateau as he looks at you with the stupidest smile on his face.
"JJ.." you breathe, a grin full of your white perfect teeth filling the room as you jog over to him.
You rub his arm gently as you stare at Aria in JJ's arms.
"im so glad." You said, tears slightly filling the bottom of your eyes as your breath catches in your throat.
"She has your eyes," He repeats the observation he made earlier.
You nod with a sniffle, chuckling slightly.
"She has your lips."
JJ presses another soft kiss into the side of your neck.
A few days later, you noticed that JJ dorkily bought one of those baby carrier things to attach to your chest, and you had to admit it was pretty cute seeing Aria giggle with him, taking her everywhere he went.
John B was relieved her finally built up the balls to hold his kid, and if you were honest, you were relieved too.
Kiara bullied him everyday for taking Aria with him everywhere because the baby holder he chose was literally hot pink. Really hot pink.
He was so happy everyday. To be the dad that he never had. The one he had prayed and wished for everyday as a kid.
JJ was such a tough guy, tough face, tough love, tough soul.
but I guess not when it came to you and Aria. You and her were his new world and there was nothing in the entire universe that could take that away from him.
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weh,,,,, Thank You <3
i got the job
#im gonna try!!! im gonna Try!!!#im pretty determined to leave work At Work yk?#like... i value my life over a job i think lmao#once im off IM OFF! thats IT! youre not getting any more of me until tomorrow!!!#it Will be exhausting but yk#if i understood right#im on a rotating shift roster#where its 9-10 hour days 4 days a week#which means!!! 3 day weekends!!!#man. if i Did understand correctly#streams are gonna have a Wild schedule lmao#unless i only do it every other weekend </3 but i dont wanna do that!#absolutely unprompted#also im on my hands and knees Praying Hoping that my first day is AFTER march first#they even said 'we move slowly here so its gonna be a while' SO!!!#chances are that it Will be after! but also. it might not be#man i hope it moves slow... give me TIME#also a chance to see my buddies before im locked into responsibility </3#ALSO I DID TAKE THAT NAP!!! I VERY MUCH DID!!!
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Insta Hockey AU | x Reader
AU: You grew up with The Hughes boys as their neighbour and the fact your dad coached Jack’s PeeWee team, making you bestfriends. And by some luck the year The Hughes were supposedly leaving you to move to Michigan for Jack to join Team USA, your dad gets a call about an assistant coaching job for Team USA. Thus moving to Michigan and becoming an honorary member and best friend of the Team USA boys and attending Umich
(I do have a clue who this ends up with now :) )
Pt 3
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Michigan ✈️ Anaheim 🌴🌅🥂
trevorzegras why do you never tag people
Y/nL/n please never comment on my page again
user5 this is my official “they like each other comment before it actually does happen”
user1 howd you get that from their comments what 😭
jackhughes who the stud with the white hat 🤔
Y/nL/n what stud? Where?
user2 LMFAO
colecaufield plane buddy 🫂
_alexturcotte i made it in the post 🥳
Y/nL/n first and last time
lhughes_06 can’t believe you guys left me
Y/nL/n all marks fault
markestapa i just missed him 😢
rutgermcgroarty me too right?
markestapa sure
_quinnhughes 🪩🥂
calemakar 🌴🌴
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Y/nL/n hypocrite you didnt tag either
Y/nL/n also can i have my hat back?? You dont need two
colecaufield were all supposed to ask who the last picture is right
jackhughes whos the lucky girl z
user6 working my fbi stalking skills rn
_alexturcotte soft launch?
Y/nLn we were with you 24/7 howd you sneak off
user4 she seems a little too unfazed by this
jamie.drysdale i know 🤭
_alexturcotte wanna let us know?
patrickmoynihan_ so this is what happens when im gone
user7 NO WAY
user2 i dont know if i should cry or celebrate
user3 another one gone 😭
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summers been legit!!
1/3
Y/nLn our pictures are always so pinterest
user5 how many attempts did that picture take
trevorzegras stud
_alexturcotte 😛
colecaufield true caption
mbeniers10 missed you bud
nicohischier 🫂🫂
user1 are they dating yet? That looks like a dating picture
user7 if they are dating then thats two we’ve lost
user3 guys theyre bsfs who’ve known eachother for 17 years ofc theyre close like that 😭
Y/nL/n has posted to their story!
A/N: can you guess who this is gonna end with 🤭
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Ok! My thoughts on 7x05!
First, i just wanna say that the whole Hen and Karen storyline is awesome! I love that the show is giving queer people so much screen time, especially a Black lesbian couple! And i think its super sweet that they really want to try for Mara! I hope it works out!
Next, i think that has been my favorite cold open so far. The “ITS MEEE” gets me every time (i have already watched it loads of times). I dont have much to comment on it other than it was funny as fuck
Ok. The date scene. I was hoping to see more of Eddie watching them (especially after the stills), but oh well. The second-hand embarrassment i got was… a lot. But i dont think its necessarily a bad thing. It showed how out of his comfort zone Buck was and how he was trying to navigate a terrifying situation. And Tommy? I might have to retract my earlier retraction. Cos wtf?? Literally had just finished talking about how its hard to accept yourself in a “macho” field, then makes a dig at Buck when he fumbles? Not cool. Then not communicating what was happening until he was getting in the Uber? You dont just abandon someone at a restaurant like that. I understand the “you’re not ready” thing, but that was a dick move.
Also, Buck, baby. Sweetheart. Darling. “I look at hot guys’ asses.” Sweetie. Like Maddie said. You are more than an ally lmao. I also just love how Maddie showed interest in getting to know who Buck was talking about and treating the convo after like a normal convo. Because it is! And i love it! But she also emphasized talking to Eddie, because she knew that Eddie would not react poorly. I feel like that just shows how everyone knows how close Buck and Eddie are. TLDR, Maddie is an awesome sister and Buck is lucky to have her ❤️
Next point, the scene where Buck and Tommy talk over coffee. I do think that the hand holding at the end is very sweet and shows how Buck is really trying to be more open, but Tommy is just really starting to rub me the wrong way. Pretty much everything he said contradicts what happened in the date scene. I feel like him being at the wedding is really gonna spark some Jealous Eddie, tho, so i am excited to see that lmao
And Eddie and Marisol? I feel like the show is going in a direction that leads them to breaking up. Like yes, it is showing growth for Eddie and allowed him to acknowledge that he has Catholic guilt, but theres just. No chemistry. It feels awkward. I feel like her being an ex-nun is gonna bring up some issues with Buck and Eddie will not stand for that. I also wanted to point out that i got even more vibes that Eddie could be demisexual, cos he didnt straight up say that he loved Shannon, just that he loved being married to her. And he knows that he is moving too fast and needs to step back a bit
Finally, Buck coming out to Eddie. I do find it funny that Eddie seemed more shocked that Tommy wasnt straight than figuring out Buck isnt straight. But its awesome that Eddie showed interest and genuinely wanted to help Buck through the issue. And the hug? Finally! Give me men not being afraid to hug each other! I feel like this is allowing Buck and Eddie to become even closer (i do hope for Buddie eventually)
Overall, i feel like this episode was great for setting up the development of Buck and Eddie’s relationship (whether it ends up being platonic or romantic). And i am all for Buck exploring his sexuality with someone that isnt Eddie. While Tommy isnt my favorite right now, i do think that he is great for the progression of Buck’s story. I do hope to see more of Dad!Bobby in the coming episodes and how Buck’s parents might react to Tommy. I dont wanna wait three weeks for the next episode 😢. Im ready for the chaos of the Madney wedding
If i think of anything else ill add on, but i think thats all i have for now. Feel free to share your thoughts!
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it's just to me a bad sign on how things will go moving forward especially if the buck/tommy ship doesn't go away come season 8 like you are all clearly thinking it will or if it does but they revisit it later. eddie isn't confirmed to be queer in canon yet, he might never be so what's the plan? shitting on the canon romances buck gets and/or patronizingly praising them as long as they serve buddie endgame?
babe you went on a TRIP. ok so im not sure which answer you want me to give you here. fandoms work in specific ways, and this fandom has always been primarily buddie. granted, up until 7x04 they only dated women, but alas, they havent dated each other is my point.
its only natural that people who ship buddie endgame may like to partake on Buck's newest relationship but only as a relationship bound to break to make space for buddie - because thats what they (or we, i guess) ship.
i dont know whats gonna happen next season, or god, this one, but i know ive never taken a shit on any of their partners unless they have done something wrong. never liked taylor bc she was so selfish and played dirty, but lucy and ana and shannon i never had any trouble with, i just didnt see them as that character's forever (and marisol i dont like bc of the actress, but we can get into that later).
thing is, people are gonna ship whatever they ship. you cant change that. im not exactly sure why you went on the bisexual tangent, but as a queer person i can tell you its got nothing to do with sexuality. my advice to you as a person who curates her fandom experience is to blatantly stay away from blogs, fics and fanons you dont enjoy. fandoms are optional, this is supposed to be something that you do in your spare time and love, so why go meddle where you know you dont feel comfortable?
personally, im riding both trains right now, and i enjoy fanfics in most of their forms, so im gonna write/read fanfics where tommy isnt his final love, or some where he is, or threesomes where they end up together (all of them), or where they dont. its fiction! it can vary and spiral and - you get it.
about canon queer eddie, its not something i have the power to decipher. if you follow me, or if youve seen my posts, you should know i think hes queer, but im not gonna go down that road right now bc technically, that doesnt matter for the question. if he never becomes canonically queer, then, well, sometimes we lose. not for that im gonna "shit" or "praise patronizingly" any of their love interestes as long as they are good people who make them happy, whatever gender they are.
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soooo what's exactly your problem with lily (i understand this one, if the fandom gonna take her husband from her they at least should do her justice or don’t write her) and barty being portrayed as shitty exes and why you can't scroll past and let people write what they want and where does your limitation end? are you also gonna bash writers who write regulus as raging homophobe and rapist in wolfstar fanfics or it doesn’t apply to him? what about snape? the way he's written in many marauders fanfics goes against his canon arc, should the writers be called out for inaccurate portrayal of him?
i think characters are tools and if writers wanna use them as tools it should not be controversial. do you think otherwise?
to answer your first question — because it's an opinion. am i going onto people's fanfictions and wasting my time commenting that i hate their trope? no. am i calling authors out by username? no. am i just stating my opinion on my tumblr? yes. plus, you are well within your right to scroll too, you didn't have to let my post get to you? if it offends you that much then block me lmao
id love to know what fics you're reading where regulus does that?? but no i dont agree with that therefore i wouldnt bother reading it? idc how popular a fic is, if i dont wanna read it then i dont have to, its called having free will. i dont want to read about a r*pist for a start, and ive never really liked snape that much and ive only read the books once and watched the films growing up, i dont really think about his character that much especially since i only write muggle/modern aus. write them how you want, but it doesn't mean i have to like it does it?
i dont think anyone should bash authors for their work, myself included. am i allowed to have a private, personal opinion on what i want to read/enjoy reading? absolutely, everyone is in their right! as are you anon, but coming to me and saying this is surely a waste of your time? my opinion doesn't matter to anyone but me lmao
and when did i say it was controversial? i just said i dont like when people make these characters the bad guys when they dont have to. oc's exist for a reason, why not make lily and james old childhood friends instead of exes that have bad blood? why does barty just have to be the old fuck buddy that regulus never looked at again the moment james came around, when he and regulus could have been raised as brothers together and are close that way? or they could all be strangers, the possibilities of fanfics are endless! thats the beauty of them! but is this gonna keep me up at night that authors have FREE WILL and can CHOOSE to write whatever they wanna write? hell no idc that much lmao, but this is my tumblr, as i said, and i can say what i want on it tbh
anyway, if you hate my opinion that much then thats cool, im not mad at that, but you can do much more vital things in your day im sure, have a good one <3
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autism rambles
headcanons i yapped to a friend (@herconfuse im so sorry buddy)
theres a shit ton, some tdas but most are metal family. also these are copy pasted from spacehey, in parts cause i hit the character limit. four times. if some make more sense reading them as a dm, thats why. im so autistic about this show bro.
tw for various types of abuse when talking about glam and his backstory and family, also superrr limited mention of sh there too
theres probably gonna be another part to this at some point
tdas: - mal acted like a villain for the show bc fans enjoy drama and on my LIFE chris is rigging votes based on fan popularity and who he personally likes. so mal was just being overdramatic so he could stay on longer. two steps ahead frfr (ok nikocado pack it up /silly) - vito x anne maria. idc that the show tries to make her look bad, those two are so cute and systems can date different people bro - mike x zoey, obv, but also svetlana x zoey. shes poly for her partner sys ur honor. also, bi zoey. and super supportive singlet zoey. idk i love zoey sm shes so sweet - dawn is pagan, probably works with gaia or some other version of mother earth - cameron is autistic as hell bro thats not even a headcanon thats basically canon atp. that boy has so much tism in him - B is transmasc (yes this is tdroti not tdas. shush.)
metal family: - i think dee listens to white girl music sometimes - he picked it up from ches, who would blare 2000s white girl bangers to annoy his mom during fights - gustav has been to prison and had his record cleared via shady payoff to the govt - mary was married to gustav via some sort of arranged marraige (possibly a forced taxes and traditional conservative values thing cause he absolutely would [i hate gustave with a passion]) - gustav died believing that glam got fully possessed by the devil during that one scene - glam gets nightmares about his dad and/or about becoming like his dad and hurting his wife and kids. his sleep schedule is still ass to this day - nobody knows the full extent of glam's childhood, not even ches - ches probably assumed glam's scars were self inflicted due to location, and he hasnt asked to clarify bc he doesnt really know how - hes absolutely noticed tho - lif and dee consider the rat their adopted son and his theme song is rats by ghost since they both canonically like that band - heavy prefers the metallica version of enter sandman, dee likes the ghost cover better - vicky listens to viking metal and aggressive sea shanties - glam would love chappel roan - ches would love sabrina carpenter - dee would unironically like taylor swift and would tell NOBODY - dee is not only a brony (canon), but also a furry. he has a fursona and a ponysona - dee would be a reality shifter but he doesnt believe it exists - dee does NOT like cats. heavy absolutely loves them. lif likes them, but also draws gore of them (not in an edgy way but she thinks the biology is neat and has an art style where it works) - lif sits in graveyards in her spare time
metal family part 2: - heavy is a theistic satanist, dee is an atheist (canon), lif is an atheistic satanist but likes theistic satanism quite a bit, glam is an atheist, vicky is a norse pagan, ches is in tune with the universe and just calls himself "spiritual, not religious" - dee writes fanfic - i love headcanons where dee is just an absolute fucking nerd cause its SO ACCURATE bro that boy is a GEEK - dee knows the basics of chemical warfare from his chemistry phase - he could and absolutely would nuke someone if he had good reason
metal family part 3: - dee is a controlled pyromaniac - dee steals from big businesses and never from small/independent ones, he taught heavy who only steals food (candy, drinks, etc) bc anything else makes him feel guilty - dee has a spacehey account - hes also very active on the dark web, and holds a paywall on hacker services for people - he has sent things to people who wanted him to hack for shitty reasons. by things, i mean animals. not alive ones. also, small pipe bombs that arent quite deadly but will still hurt pretty damn badly - dee will jailbreak people's school devices, for a fee - hes such a con artist except hes not cause he actually pulls through - his stalker thing with lif was purely genetic, idk how but it was (see: glam stalked vicky too) - both relationships are super healthy tho dwdw - heavy cant work the internet without dees help, but is very active online where hes allowed to be - dee is a dipper personality type, heavy is a mabel personality type, and lif channels bill cipher without the,, yknow,, pure insanity - that one pink haired girl whos name i cant remember is super nice but super sheltered from alt subcultures and queer people, think caitlyn from my creative writing class (ik you dont know her)
metal family part 4: - lif had a dsmp phase and was an e girl in 2020 - she also has a scene phase shortly after - goth isnt her only style but its def her main and shes super good at the makeup and also the dancing - heavy would pierce someone for enough money - dee would give people tattoos at school for money, but he refuses to do stick and poke so he cant (doesnt have a machine) - lif draws art commissions online - dee and lif are both huge creepypasta enjoyers and have loads of ocs - heavy knows the basic ones (jeff the killer, toby, ben drowned, etc) - heavy and dee would write and produce films with shitty production quality thatre somehow really good and post them on youtube - dee takes college level classes and is aiming for his two-year by graduation (omg look its ollie projecting onto his fav characters again) - glam is pan, dee is demiromantic ace, heavy is straight as a fucking board, vicky is straight but was bicurious at one point cause lesbians absolutely love her (anna has a one sided crush one her rip), ches is gay but doesnt date much anyways, lif is bi with a preference for girls (although technically she has a preference for dee) - lif had a pink and girl phase in elementary, complete with the justice and claires stuff - lif is a demigirl (our lif is transfem i think iirc)
#total drama#total drama all stars#metal family#metal family headcanons#total drama headcanons#im so autistice about these shows someone sedate me
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