#thats what makes WAP beautful would also be good but maybe thats a little too racy for tiktok

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💌Thurs 3 Dec ‘20🌤

More Harry content today-- another Golden video!! The behind the scenes video, set to the song, features some of the bits we saw that they were filming but that weren't used like the boat scenes and the purple pajama outfit and the big flowery hat, plus a pebbles and bambam shirt and lots of water, Harry is smiley and giggly and relaxed and having fun in the sun. I'm cold and at home and wildly jealous, but also warmed by the treat of getting to see unguarded happy Harry, frolicking with his tits out in the beautiful sunshine looking young and carefree. And that's not all- more pictures from the DWD set, Harry and two others in all red outifts, more pics from the Variety shoot, an adorable screen grab from the interview (Harry on zoom), and we discovered what was custom about the Palomo Spain outfit seen in the banana photo- can you guess? Yes, it was originally a tan linen looking thing but was remade for him to be That Shade of Blue! And another article from the Variety, this one about Harry and the 'lost art of song sequencing' and how much thought and care went into the organizing of Fine Line. They have quotes from Harry and from Kid Harpoon telling us that the first and last tracks were never in doubt, but working out how things would play out in between involved trying out “just under a hundred” different options. Harry says, “I care about the way that things run- how that makes me feel and the story that it tells.” 

Liam did a the Letter to Your Ten Year Old Self segment for Radio1 (with video!) “Get ready,” it begins, “it's about to get a little bumpy... life is about to turn surreal.” He tells his younger self to hang on, that it's a marathon not a sprint, and talks about meeting Cheryl (yeah, the FIRST time: “when you turn 14 something magical is about to happen... you're about to meet the future mother of your child... I know it seems early but just trust me. I suggest you watch Back To The Future”), about fatherhood (“just look at all the things you've learnt along the way and surely that must mean you have a lot to give”) and about Maya, and after in talking about his letter mentions his recent conversations with Louis about band days. His cover of Let It Snow was added to his youtube, he shows up on Tik Tok with Abby Roberts, interrupting her WAP singalong to turn it into That's What WAP You Beautiful (That's WAP Makes you Beautiful was RIGHT THERE, I could sincerely cry, wtf) which I will leave to the intern to describe: “it's the whitest thing I've EVER seen” she texted me this morning, LMAO. And how was morning with our Roman and Liam alarm today? “It's day threeee” says Roman “we need to get christmas started” (DO WE guys IT'S THE THIRD) and interviews Liam about favorite xmas movies. Liam says Elf and Muppet Christmas Carol (yessss), and then he invites us to tell us our faves in a hashtag?? It's an alarm, it's an interview, we're starting trends, what is going on here. The sleep story is still 'coming soon,' you guyyyys hurry up please I need these soothing affirmations to balance out the morning 'get up and go christmas shopping' pressure!

And someone who says their friend knows Louis' massage therapist (have we checked to see if he wrote them a nice review on their website?) says that Louis' skin is very soft, and “WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED?” and Sam Fender says about us, “they’re so excitable, the Tomlinators, I think they just smack keyboards!” and “they’re crackers but they seem like a lovely bunch.” He's not wrong... well he is about what to call us but not about the other things.