#thats spelled so dumb wtf

[evil-ice-cream]

Sooo instead of guillotines we're just using 'submersible' trips to cool ocean features?

Where else should we send them??

[russsiangirl]

patrick zweig x reader headcanons! ( older and younger included. )

thinking about patrick zweig and you having some sort of arranged relationship..

he's still with his family, maybe on holiday break from boarding school

your parents don't wanna risk the chance of you running off to be with some 'hoodlum' so they talk with the zweigs and boom! thats how you two ended up dating

well, dating might not be the best word to describe it

patrick is the literal opposite of what you want in a guy ( for now )

he's crass, has no etiquette ( outrageous! ), smokes AND disrespectful - like he's just such a prick!

i mean he has to be compensating for something,, he's not.

you try to avoid him as best as you can but he's always there, lurkin..

eventually you agree to one date. just one, that's it.

he takes you to some bougie place and you're shocked, i mean yeah he's rich, but you didn't know he was this rich, richer than you.

you learned some shit about him, he played tennis, had a best friend at boarding school, bla blah blah, usual rich boy shit

you decide to have some fun with this though

patrick zweig teaching you tennis :3

you purposely fuck with him on this, just to be mean

wear lil tennis skirts that show just the right amount of skin, act dumb so he has get up behind you and hold you by the waist so he can show you the 'proper stance'

nothing about this demonstration is proper, he's right behind you, practically pressing himself up against you, and you can smell the sweat mixed with his god-awful cologne and it's so enticing

wtf is so great ab this man!! he is js a man !!!!!

you don't know either, but lets just say that there wasn't much tennis played that day. or ever

y'all aren't dating, more like smth 'casual'

he so sends texts like 'you up?' at like 4am in the morning, why tf are u awake go back to sleep

sometimes you just wanna throttle him

i KNOW for a fact that he's a dick

he angers you on purpose, does shit to make you mad just because he likes seeing you that way

he's the type to leave after a fight and come back only to not talk to you, like bro where is the apology. where is the groveling and desperation.

he's such a tease as well, always poking fun. 'fun', its not fun when hes coming up behind you when you're with your friends and hes pressing up against you like bro! now is not the time to be a freak!

its different if y'all met when y'all were older though,, bc god i have a love-hate relationship with older!patrick.

like he's such a bum, sleeps in his car

but also like i feel the urge to take care of him

and force him to take a shower.

you probably met bc you were at the challenger and remembered him from the juniors us open! which he won! also the challenger was happening close to where you lived

you didn't know he was playing here, the only reason you went was bc your friend had accidentally bought an extra ticket and you thought 'why not'

he sees you and he's like 'woah' bc who wouldn't be at the sight of you, you're the next target

he chases you down after the game and is like 'here's my number, you can call or whatever..'

well you do, lets say you've been having a bit of a dry spell and patrick is oh so willing to help! ( he's a freak. )

this relationship is rocky though

he's not doing well in tennis and he's, broke..

he's also not big on words of affirmation,, or romantic gestures

he's still crass like he was when he was younger, never grew out of it.

always so forward in the way he talks

arguments with him are so mean :(( calling you allll sorts of mean names that have you in tears

can't resist tho, bc it's patrick zweig

yeah guys,, i love patrick zweig !!!!! like and repost ofc if u liked it

[meanbossart]

Alright, I am like 90% sure there is ONE line in A Novel Experience touching on Gale GTFOing rapidly, so I don't think there are answers in there for me. So I come to you and ask-WTF went on between Gale and Drow???

Alright, so

There are two versions to what happened to Gale in my first campaign (the OG DU drow campaign that this whole universe is based around), lets begin with the technical version. As I've only somewhat recently come to understand, my Gale was bugged. I had 1 interaction early in the game that slightly veered into romance which didn't go anywhere, and first chance I had I clarified that I was not interested in him that way (the whole reason why It happened in the first place was because i misunderstood his dialogue). Despite this, and despite me turning him down in every romantic interaction following, I kept getting them and my interactions with him were as if we were romantically involved. I even got one exchange (the one about muscles glistening and cheeks flushed) twice, and rejected him both times.

So, later in the game once DU drow and Astarion sucessfully 5d chess-ed their way into falling In love, I was surprised to still be informed i had to "break things off" with Gale if I wanted to get with him. Which I did. And he gave me a whole spiel about it.

Now it's crucial you understand this was early in the game's release, I went into it completely blind and I had never played a game like Baldur's Gate before, so I was not familiar with the mechanics at all, which... Kind of led me to believe Gale was just like that normally.

From that point on I was highly amused, but for roleplaying purposes I decided my drow would have been highly annoyed and a little creeped out. And so I proceeded to be extremely rude to the guy at every chance I got. This eventually resulted In him pursuing the crown of Karsus despite me (rudely) telling him that was a very dumb idea.

The second version of what happened, as I already touched on above a little bit, Is the Narrative one. As I mentioned I had no clue what was and wasn't supposed to happen, so I just... Went along with it within the role-play.

So our beloved DU drow gets worms. He goes on a grand adventure with this weird possy of people to find a cure. When the tiefling party comes everybody except Astarion wants to get into his pants (because I left him on the beach for like a week and then proceeded to be The Rudest to him, sorry babe, I didn't see your pale ass and the asshole dialogue options were Really funny).

Someone else who Didn't seem to wanna fuck him was the wizard. He said he just wanted to show him a magic trick and he (and, I'll admit, me) really thought that was just that. The scene unfolds, Gale tries to teach DU Drow to cast a spell but his 9 intelligence says No. The unsolicited date ends abruptly because Gale is upset that a champion fighter without a single cantrip makes for a shitty wizard. DU Drow thinks thats the end of that - It's Not.

Then what proceeds to happen is a long, annoying, somewhat unsettling dynamic where Gale continually tries to pursue him throughout the game, coming to the point where the guy I'm Actually interested in thinks we are together - and when DU drow tells him verbatim that he had no idea they were even a thing in Gale's mind, he has to hear him whine about it. Add to that the fact that all Gale talks about is his ex-girlfriend, DU drow is (kind of justifiably) led to believe he must be a Profound weirdo to whom he cannot ever say even a Neutral word to again lest he becomes any more infatuated with him - 0r whatever the hell is going on.

Whether it be DU drow's own inflated ego or the actual truth, when Gale begins to pursue the crown he also assumes he's just doing it to spite him - so he isn't the kindest to him about that either.

And within this narrative that I concocted around a simple bug that didn't let me end a romance, I cannot imagine Anyone getting on particularly well with Gale within my main party. Drow thinks he's madly in love with him, Shadowheart is probably a little confused but she trusts DU Drow's word on the matter more than the Wizard's, Astarion thinks... What Astarion thinks.

So, no, they didn't part on the best of terms.

Before anyone gets mad, I assure you - I've completed the game again since then, I realize this is Not the intended Gale experience. He's a hysterical and deeply interesting character and only Slightly clingy and weird.

But, you gotta admit, this is way funnier.

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

Thinking about a student s/o whose friend see her with Chuuya when he’s doing something expensive or like idk and after that they’re like "Wtf aren’t you supposed to be broke ?"

not really a request I just wanted to say it somewhere.

Honestly, thats a cool idea if you think about it. Like??? Normal student Y/N to tired to self care makes her image broke and the next moment the mean girls trio see her and her boyfriend at idk? A 5 star icecream parlour?(Trust me, where I live, Icecream parlors ARE SO EXPENSIVE) Arcade? 5 Star hotel's resturant? OR A FUN PLAY AREA LIKE TRAMPOLINE PARK? MAYBE A BAND'S CONCERT???

Like hear me out: Chuuya literally never thinks a second for making a payment for you, and it breaks him everytime when you pay for your stuff but he DOESNT stop you from doing it because He wishes you would be independent and that he respects your decision.

yk those secretive meets with an artist and there are handful of ppl in the room with the artist? Yeah think of that and:

Singer: Thank you for coming today, Let me get my guitar.

People wishpering: BLAH BLAH BLAH (its not important here anyways)

Rich girl 1: wishpers Arent that Y/N???

Rich girl 2: She is???

Rich girl 3: Y/n arent you suppose to be broke to afford this smirks

Y/N: Yeah yall dumb

Chuuya: Sorry am late

Rich girl 2: Whispering She probably takes money from her boyfriend

Rich girl 3: Ngl he's hot

Y/N: Noo worries, Brother would be here any moment

Rich girl 1: Naw She's trippin

Singer: ANyways ThIS soNG is fOR mY SibLINg Y/N

ok so i lost creativity in the scene but HEAR ME OUT an alternative scene where Y/N and Dazai and Chuuya are there and the girls make comment smthg smthg and:

Chuuya: Do they know you work part time in the mafia

Y/N: If they knew, they wouldnt be alive rn

Dazai: YK, Its not illegal to murder someone if it means as an act of defense.

THIS THOUGHT WOULD BE THE TYPICAL FANFIC HC but dazai being like a sibling to y/n>>>>

Personally I think rather then the 'older brother' aura, Dazai would be a 'Younger Brother who cant spell apple' Kind of brother and 10/10 steal Y/N from Chuuya or rather kidnap her during their date.

Hide and seek Y/N edition.

[fictionfixations]

part 3 of me going through the new book 7 update

part 1 (short where i ended after running out of mystium)

part 2 (after i got more mystium, now im doing rest of the story as im FREE of the battlemap)

heres your reminder that in the wish upon a star event lilia has a wish for humans and fae to be able to co-exist

...

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU okay im sorry i cant hold myself back i HATE these guys with a passion and you guys will too its just an instinctive reaction at this point

YOU SHUT UP ALL YOU CAN DO IS BLABBER BUT YOU CANT DO SHIT! TELL ME IF YOU WERE THERE ON THE BATTLEFIELD WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING OR WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN JUST A BURDEN THAT DRAGGED EVERYBODY DOWN? YOU PRAISE MALEANOR FOR STANDING HER GROUND AGAINST HUMANS AND CALL IT NOBLE BUT SHE FUCKING DIED

bro if you had a face to punch in i would. oh wait. youre already dead.

now act like it and shut up dude

NOOO MALLEUS

egg-sama dont go :(((

LILIA PLEASE

genuinely i have to wonder how lilia survived after this, before malleus was born, having all this guilt and self-hatred for failing :(

ruining the mood here but oh my GOD I hate the blind debuff YOU FHEWUISHFSUIHFUH DUDE

D:

in the 10 years since maleanor died its been changed from briarland to briar valley.

malleus lasting so long because lilia tells him to. also his egg is glowing and idk if thats like some morse code idk what its saying

yippee places of other events appearing. now we just need event characters to appear

AHHHH joSAIHDJOAJDIj. hes singing the song hfsuidfh. it sounds different, probably because hes not used to singing it. but then when he sings it to silver it sounds.. smoother??

that he got his signature spell because he wanted for any scrap of information on how to hatch a dragon egg, that he'll take anything

..EIGHTY YEARS???? sorry im not sending as many screenshots because im trying not to cap it

HARVESTONNN

i need a fic where lilia joins them on like the trip to harveston and maybe he gets like vaguely recognized, maybe like cause it was spoken of that they found this fae or like they had an image or something and its fluff times.

well its been 270-ish years since then but come on :(

wait could this be lilia?

eggsama WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. YOU KEEP GLOWING. and its not skippable (what i do is tap to see all the dialogue and then tap past it cause i read fast instead of waiting)

MALLEUS!?!?!?

notice the emblem lilia usually has is gone because he stopped being a general (actually i cant show a before and after but if you scroll up theres an image of him with the emblem on his chest)

"My magic, my remaining lifespan..."

lilia, is that why youre going to die early? is that what you described when you said you were like. adventurous or something like that (i forgot what he said exactly) in your youth?

im going to cry again this is unfair

they dont deserve my words.

..SHUT THE FUCK UP- okay CALM im CALM.

AHHHHH IM NOT CALM

sorry breaking the mood but 'you truly are poor sleepers' sounds funny to me and i cant explain why. its like. malleus simplifying it so much that it sounds dumb

youd know wouldnt you sebek? because your existence literally means you are loved 🥺

💀

lilia...

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING HIM AGAIN MALLEUS PLEASEE can we just skip over this battle we already know we wont win 😭😭😭

RETRY TICKET?? IM SUPPOSED TO WIN?? WHAT?? guys what the fuck no wait i think im supposed to endure for 5 turns

dude wh at

what even happens if you use a retry ticket wtfs the point???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. IM SORRY????? STOP GIVING ME THE RETRY TICKET WHAT

giving myself the most hp i can to try to endure cause holy fuck what do you mean RETRY TICket?

okay. i did it. i got so confused because i made it to turn 5 and on the very last attack died and it hit me wtih a retry ticket but you just had to win by enduring his attacks for 5 turns, no dying

good thing i got a lot of healing units with a shit ton of hp but holy fuck i was boutta throw hands like what do you MEAN win against a 300k enemy who can heal all of his health back

aight we're dipping out of lilia's dream now WOo that was long

ORTHO

dude is this the first time we actually see the ignihyde dorm background (in main story i mean). cause like. we didnt see ignihyde at all really we were in styx the whole time in book 6

ok that tracks considering we were all the way in book 7 and we got hit with the title screen

THATS

THATS THE END oh.

[john-bitchester]

Bubbles watches Supernatural season 5, episode 22: swan song.

This is a 42 minute episode. It took me 2 hours and a half to get through becase I had so many feelings and thoughts. Enjoy

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOONEEE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEST, DON’T YOU CRY NO MOOOOORREEEEE

Ah gabe how I miss you

Not you zacharia I hate you

I never cared about a car as much as I have about a 1967 chevrolet impala

I love that Dean canonically picks out his dads car, because it is the same as his dads car, who chose it because is son recommended it to hem because it reminded the son of his dads car who...

IM SORRY

Sammy sitting on the hood like that does things to me

No no no dean youre being stupid

Wdym youre on board

AAAH DEAN LOOK AT YOU GROWING UP SEEING SAMMY AS A BIG BOY

Its still a stupid plan tho

Not normal about them

Nomnom blood

This gives a whole new meaning to milking

No poor sam look at his face he is stressed

'Angels don't sleep'

Didnt we already establish that he is humaned

WE TALKED ABOUT STAGE 2 SUICIDE IDIATION

'You go to lisa and pray to god shes dumb enough to take you in' HAHAHHAHA spoken like a true sibling

You're so silly sam you know dean would start a second apocalypse for you

SEE YA IN HELL

NO

The way I screamed

'When he gets in, keep fighting, don't give an inch'

'Yes sir'

NO SAM THATS BOBBY DONT YOU DARE YES SIR HIM

I cant tell if it's because this was how dickchester always talked to him so it's reflex, or if it’s Sam's way of saying 'youre like a father to me'

Imma go with both for my sanity

My friend bunbun: that john issues run deep with these boys

Me: The mariana trench would be impressed

'Oh I'm supposed to lie'

'Suuure... they'll be.. fiiiiine'

Cass I love you so, you are so real for this

That cannot be tasty

Or good for the stoomy

Oh my god Sam is high as a kite

Nooo not chuck going over the impala memoriessss

Noooooo

I need you to know that I'm watching this, hand clasped over my mouth, going NoOoOoOoOo

I have a feeling that the memories of the car will make sam able to grasp control again or smt

Also, dean is such a sentimental washcloth, rebuilding the car with the legos and the soldier man

Oh sam that was sexy of you (Zapping the demons by just closing his eyes)

'I live, he lives, we get our parents back'

Heres the thing, from videos and fic I know that at some point sam lives for a year or so without dean

So now im like, uh oh

I feel like this is an act

Its all an act

Ofcourse they knew the devil would know about the horsemen

Theyre his main henchmen, it would be stupid to think that the devil wouldnt know about the rings

Finally, the boy has memorised something (The spell for the cage)

aaaaaaaaahgg

COME ON SAMMY

aaaahshfhm fukb fgbukgxfubkrgxukb

NO NO NO NO NO

SAAAAM BE STRONG

......

Wtf Lucy that is so not funny

Pretend that Sam had won the fight with lucy in his brain

Only to then be like "jk"

Dean you shouldve just kicked him in the hole while his back was at you

Fidget spinner of power hihi

Why would he let dean live

Michael's vessel

NAH THE DEVIL JUST MADE A VERY FUNNY STAR WARS REFERNCE'

I suggest we become drunk' -cass

Oph my god these dumbasses really did think lucy wouldn't know of the rings

NoOoOoOo Bobby mourning his sooon

I am not well

I know what you can do, dean

You can have some gay sex with the angel

Knowing this was meant to be the end end makes it so much worse

I cant do this in my own oh my gosh

Im literally going like 'crying noise, noohoo Bunbuuun'

Them gazing th stars togehter on clear nights🥺🥺🥺🥺

Driving 2 days for a game, and a week for a concert

Heart goes auch

Nooooooo

Not okay about this

Its the Good Omens finale all over again

Chuck has grown on me

WELL THEN I AINT GONNA LET HIM DIE ALONE

Winchester pt3 you fool

I cant say i trust lucy, but hes making some good points

God is giving abusive father for sure

'You made me do this' he tells his kids

Another thougth, actually

Sam and dean where the perfect vessels because of ther lineage, cain and abel, i believe

But also bc they were representative of michael and lucy themselves

But hear me out. What if john and god are also reminiscent of each other

After all, the brothers couldn't be who they became without their father, have it be winchester or the angels

Both brothers (lucy & michael vs winchester) didnt have a mother

Had a father who was demanding

And both pairs of brothers, as established by the shwo, are the same. The loyal warrior who never doubted the father, and the fallen, who did

They could never become these people without the father, ergo, without god and john

We know john was a horrible father

So even ingoring what lucy is proposing here (god made me as I am) and my own opinions on God, the train of logic still assumes that God had to be, is, equally as abusive towards the brothers as z

John was towards the winchester brothers

Please tell me that cassete is 'Carry on wayward son' by kansas

Or no, even better, the one song by asia hahahha

WTF DEAN HAHAHAH THAT WAS NOT THE MUSIC I EXPECTED

SORRY AM I INTERUPTING SOMETHING

You know, whenever I'm annotating the episodes lke I'm doing now, it always takes me an hour to watch an episode instead of the forty minutes that it actually last

but at the speed I am annotating and thinking right now , it will genuinely take me twice as long.

like it will take me an hour and a half at least I think. (Ha! Bubbles. You fool. It nearly took you 2 hours and a half)

Youre next on my list buttercup

CASS WHERE THOSE YOUR FIRST BIG BOY WORDS! (Hey, assbutt!)

Not the molotov cocktail fhrnifhhf

WHAT THE FUCJ

CASTI3L WHAT THE DU JDUCK

Holy fuck

I need a moment

No

Sammy it's okay I'm here

Bunbun I am so unwell about this

Unwell

I KNEW IT

OH MY GOD I FUCKING CALLED IT

Im not crying youcrying

I love that they do this flasback bit with jus wind, and the 'tok' sound every now and then

Makes it a very strong scene

SCREAMING

ENDING ON THE HUG SCREAMING

The fact that the actual hug removes the white noise

Unwell

oh

Oh my god

Sam is going to pull michael with him

I can feel it

Okay I think this is one of the few times the bad cgi actually kinda ruined it for me

No

Hes all alone

He cant be

No one who could possibly begin to understand left

Have I mentioned Im not okay

Cass

The relief in my voice when I whispered this out loud just now is ludicrous

And now, kiss

'Cass are you god?' Oh sweetie

BOBBY

this is making me think of john milton

'And as they walk hand in hand, slowly their way through eden"

Along those lines

Chuck quit yer bitchin

Dean really went, 'okay god, its personal now'

Peace, or freedom?

Holy fuck

Because he made a promise

My stomach is genuinly physically aching

The fact that even deans voice sounds broken

Actually crying rn

What if chuck is god

WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK WHERE DID YOU GO

NAH DONT TELL ME IM FUCKING RIGHT

SAM WTF

Sam? Lucy?

Sam

Oh im sorry it cant stop here wtf

How where they ever plannning on stopping like this that is unholy

1h 30 later:

I know i started spn on my own accord, but I hope you know what you did

I was eating with my parent just now, and during the entired meal (now still) carry on was playing on repeat in my head. Coming from someone who typically lives a soundtrack-free life

Another hour later:

Still recovering

Have been having imaginative co-star interviews with jared padalecki for about 2 hours now. It's a coping mechanisnm

Literally my whole day was spn

I woke up with fic. Ate lunch with an episode. Watched the finale, read more fic

I am unwell

[gyllenhaalstories]

presumed innocent episode 7 word vomit <3

i swear to god if raymond dies ... if he dies ... IF HE DIES

why the fuck are tommy and nico there just the sight of them will give ray another attack GO AWAY but lorraine in the scene with the doctor oh my godddd 😭 protective rusty ily

YAY RAYMOND YAY MY MAN ILY RAYMOND PLEASE GET SOME REST 💖💖💖💖💖

mya YES DO THAT YOU CAN CARRY ON you go queen!!!!!!

rusty DONT THATS NOT NO DONT REPRESENT YOURSELF THATS SO STUPID LEAVE MYA TO DO IT????????? what is he gonna do, get a boner in front of the jury just saying carolyn’s name? he can’t even testify as a witness because he’s messed up like*** 😭 RUSTY HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO DUMB nononononono im so against that no nope let mya do it she can win YOU CANT RUSTY welp he’s fucked now

i can see it already, he snaps he gets angry he ruins everything he loses he dies in jail thats it thats the finale called it

ON MORE SEX SCENES oh the cinematic sequence cradling her stomach oh he loves her 😔

he doesnt even let mya lead? like? he just? well he lost the trial just then good job rozat

barbara encouraging this is suspicious… like i love you b i love you so much you’re so smart and beautiful but… she’s the only one besides ray who could have talked some sense into it and on the opposite, she encourages it? sounds like someone is being set up for failure

i keep bringing this up!!!!!!!!! carolyn’s no contact thing with her son that no one dared to talk about. WELL SOMEONE IS FINALLY QUESTION CAROLYNS DECISION ABOUT HER SON it had to be rusty wowwww well DUMB MINDS THINK ALIKE 😃

“careful” yeah you tell him Lorraine keep your man in check

“the idea that she didn’t want you in her life, but that she would have affection for me” bold of you to assume she had affection for you rusty

wow it almost went not terrible wow rusty I CALLED IT HE WOULD GET ANGRY AND HE WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING the thing about how michael studied carolyn’s cases WAS SUCH A GOOD POINT HE COULD HAVE ASKED ABOUT THAT BUT NOOOO

well done beyond a reasonable doubt fucked INDEED THATS RUSTY HES FUCKED but okay i would like to see nico go at it i hate him but tommy is a danger to the case almost as much as rusty is so like bring him on isnt he in office? wasnt he elected and all he does is collect dust and get angy at tomtom for under performing?

also wtf 😭 i dismissed the father of michael so long ago but they focus on him too much. dalton and michael? an impulsive death, a careful set up and tie up. hmm. the focus on barbara after rusty lashed out was also interesting. hmm. i hate being stupid.

the scene with eugenia? so emotionally charged why is eugenia so emotionally involved? the kid? CAROLYN WANTED TO KEEP THE CHILD? NO FUCKING WAY

“what a hero” 😭 nico stroked his own ego so hard after that and i cant even blame him, if he lead the trial instead if tommy rusty would be signed sealed delivered to jail

*** not me guessing on accident that rusty was gonna testify i hate myself

LET MYA DO THINGS LET HER TALK JESUS WHY IS SHE NOT TALKING WHY I HATE THIS

tommy’s vision board with cut up ties and bowties??? the creepy music is so 😭 how carolyn didnt hug him back is so 😭 scary man at work confirmed again

ray “the slay” horgan I KNOW THATS RIGHT

also not me spelling his name as hogan??? the whole time??! fake fan straight to jail

and rusty ruined everything ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING MYA LEFT HE IS ALONE AND HE WILL DIE IN JAIL ALONE

okay raymond coming back felt like jesus coming back from the dead when does jesus resurrect? i have no clue i was busy playing nintendogs in church at the one and only christmas mass i went to as a kid but ... oh my god wow thank you god for raymond HORGAN hoRgan

KUMAGAI RATZER THEY LITERALLY PULLED EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON EARTH AND LIKE RATZER HAD IT COMING after rusty had it coming for trespassing but he trespassed nicely he didn't bang at his door and scared his baby BUT LIKE JESUS FUCK

rusty wanted to spend the rest of his life with carolyn he was so in love. and when he talked with carolyn about how he cant stop thinking of her and wanting to be with her she looked bored. bored like when he was looking at her with love all over his face on the couch. bored bored bored.

i hate to see tommy succeed i hate to see nico succeed i hate to see anyone succeed except barbara and raymond and mya and jaden STOP SUCCEEDING

the fire poker??? WHO PUT IT THERE WHO CAN IT BE THE FATHER WHO!!! poor kitty the cat didnt deserve to be involved with this

AND POOR ME I AM SO FUCKING STRESSED THIS IS SO STRESSFUL I AM SO ANXIOUS RIGHT NOW I CANT STOP SHAKING I HATE THIS SHOW I LOVE THIS SHOW THIS SHOW IS TOO GOOD i deserve compensation i'm gonna look at rusty's shower scenes to calm down

THE FINALE WILL BE BRUTAL PLACE YOUR BETS !!!

[autismnation]

ok so i just watched the movie split. and wow. what a shit show.

like it had a strong start, it seemed pretty interesting. im very glad 2/3 girls werent idiots and actually did what they could to escape. but the other one casey (idk if thats how u spell her name but im spelling it like that) was SO ANNOYING. idk it was probably her trauma or something but why did she literally not do anything??? she was all like “oh its not gonna work” and then as soon as she was on her own she got her ass in gear. what a team player 🙄 /sarc

speaking of her trauma, what even was it? i think she was raped or sexually assaulted by her uncle and then had to live with him after her father died, and she started self harming, i think. i understand that through the flashbacks but what were the other flashbacks even about? i know it was about hunting but considering the fact she didn’t even use the advice her father gave her, what was the point? like you really don’t need to show her love for her father because it’s a fucking given. maybe to show how innocent she was? idk still a given fact. like every child is innocent, most children love their dads. unless you specifically show her dad being an asshole, we’re gonna know she loves him.

on one hand, (i might be reading too deep) but it is very interesting to read this in an abused/abuser way. like the beast in kevin’s body is the abuser and hedwig, patricia and dennis are the abused and cling to the abuser because it makes them feel protected, even though the beast/abuser is doing harm (by fucking eating people). and then ofc casey, despite doing everything to survive when she was kidnapped and also running away from home, still ends up with her abuser (rapist uncle). that’s a cool thing to think about. i wish they went down that road instead of ‘ahhhh people with DID are big scary beasts!!!!’

and also i knew that this movie would not be respectful in any way possible. i didnt even want to watch the movie because i knew it would portray people with DID as monsters (crazy how i was right! /sarc) but my dad forced me to watch it lol. and like not only is it so disrespectful and contributes to the stigma around DID, it was so…lazy. like i thought it would be interesting to have the alters inside kevin fight or whatever (like some alters send the emails) and then at the end, the girls escape and kevin gets help. which i know is too hopeful of an ending. but it’s way better in my opinion from having some weird ass beast. why was it strangely catholic? its like the writers didnt know how to end it and just were like hmmm ok supernatural beast it is. and i spoke to my dad about this and he agreed that the beast thing was too predictable because they spoke about the beast too much. and what even was the beast. it was just the same guy but had like black contacts and prominent veins and blood from his teeth. not scary. i had to try hard not to laugh at some scenes because they were just so ridiculous…

also what was that weird thing where they mentioned dennis was a pedo then just…didnt bring it up again. dont get me wrong i do NOT want a movie about a pedo kidnapper, but this whole movie seems like a mess so i had to comment on how strange this is. like theres a few more details that are just mentioned then left and ignored but this is the one that irks me the most. oh, also the beast only left casey around bc it saw her self harm scars. what if she didn’t have any scars ?? big plot hole or the beast is just supposed to be dumb or something? like its all like “oh yeah everyone has to suffer to be ‘pure’ but if it doesn’t leave scars ur not valid and ill eat u 🤬🤬”

idk weird movie. only good part was hedwig because he’s funny and i feel bad for him. everyone’s acting was super good too. overall i would give it a wtf/10. jk like a 4/10, maybe a 5. also i hope its not just me who thinks this movie is crap. it had potential and it was thrown away.

[theuniverseawakens347]

You gotta be fucking kidding me. You paid ppl off to not say anything and then got Malcom and Alissa and Ian and julian and CASY to hack their accounts to take back the money put it in an account for me these last..til January and then act like nothing ever happend and I all of a sudden get married to Tristan’s and start my new life … and then basel pressed a lawsuit on her and Therese bc their accounts got drained by those dummies up there Alissa siae Malcom and Ian McDowell can ATest w Julian Harrell for crypto.. whatever day I wrote about her trying to “help me get my life together while AGAIN sending me mental warfar” and I went to the psych to talk and relieve my head …that’s the day basel called her WITH EVIDENCE and she DIDNT say anything to Howard.

And then the day I came over talking about I’m on 5 spiritual retreats they all lead to ONE PERSON ONLY AND OUR FAMILY BEING TIED TOGETHER AND KNOWING OUR SPIRITUAL TRUTH.. TRISTAN❤️❤️ ..THATS the day she then what …wanted to admit the bullshit to me but then found ways to further gas light me about what my ex’s had done and then build a case in HER HEAD why I was unfit STOOPID excetera to think neffi would come back bc Daniel said she attacked his dog and he had to put her down per Lee request …so then decided fuck I gotta build a FAKE MENTAL CASE ON CASHAY SO SHE DOESNT KNOW HER FAVORITE THING NEXT TO TRISTAN IN THE WORLD IS DEAD 🤯 bruh u gotta be so fucking for real. THIS WHAT I BEEN LIVING W?? Then put the fucking crazy rollercoaster of bullshit on me …cause what I put on the blog about AFTER THE PLAY OF 44 THANK I BRODY FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH TO ME THRU VIDEO CLIPS OF OUR ACTUAL HISTORY… 👽tology ..hit me with a “wise words of wisdom” the VERY NEXT MORNING AFTER READING MY BLOG WHILE DOING MY HAIR …then watched law abiding citizen knowing that was going to be her truth ..and the fucking psycho nurse my truth 🤯🤯🖕🏽🙂 ..reverse that. The right ones get it .. basically admit THRU MOVIES THIS SHIT IS REAL AND IM ADVENGING MY OWN FUCKING FAMILY FOR THEIR MURDER OF MADS DESTRUCTION ON HER HANDS …and then something happened w Vivicca me admitting Tristan and I been talking TELLATHICALLY .. told her I had a message / package from him cause she was suppose to turn me over to him by then and didn’t decided to send me to Vivicca to let someone else care for me while she cleaned up her fucking mess.. but me saying me n Tristan been in communication and HOWARD backing her up saying no you had not just what ..fuel for more fuck shit to prove I’m crazy and she’s sane 🤯🙂🖕🏽 that’s retarded as fuck Lee. I CLEARLY FUCKING KNOW / KNEW. And ur FURTHER helping me prove EVERYTHING I OUT ON THIS BLOG. Alissa morris did some fuck shit to Lee garlington and wants to get back at her…they in a weird tit for tat …Alissa got her government official computer breaking into our house and Alissa did all the nudes to the White House the day vivcca and I came over to speak to her and Howard ABOUT THE INDUSTRY TRACKING / SHIT BOYFRIENDS that came by way cause Lee + Alissa fucked all of them ..so ur telling me Alissa is a miniature terrorist w Aja and they’re getting back at u w Tony .. THIS AINT TRUE AT ALL U LYING ASS SHIT. U PAID THEM OFF TO DO THAT DUMB SHIT W MALCOM AND THEY ALL TOOK PARRT AND IAN WAS THERE TO KNOW THAT U THREATENED THEM ALL W BIG MURDR CHARGES OF PAST MURDSERS .. like wtf kind sense does that make Lee . UR A REALLY WDIRD FUCKING PERSON IN THE HEAD AND UR STILK HOLDING ME HOSTAGE BC U LEGITIMATELY WANT TO KILL ME OUT OF THE FACT THt u WONT BE THE LFIRST LADY IE KAMALA HARDIS .. sorry fucking the spelling. This sooooo childish u gotta be fucking kidding me … and yall nighas say i got adult issue ain’t no fucking way this what’s been going on in ur brain and u just been keeping cool.. or this bitch real life lost her rockers when I started awakening the first day she seen me at st Francis psychward .. the condition in which I was in.. this bitch really made At herself for failing as a fucking mother when she worked sooooo hard to prove she’s a good mother .. like what was the point of the planned breakin .. that’s what happens when u don’t know pol in yo circle .. u got extra weirdo ppl around u looking for a hand out u gon say someone Ian took over and did things his way to prove I’m not fucking crazy and ur a shitty ass fucking mom because nighas been watching this blog and watching me on my fucking growth ..so u know Howard paid these ppl off to stop the fuck shit but nighas h4_eazy still did the weird shit and stole my laptop til Ian told him put it back then stole Howards.. that had child pornography on it of me as a minor .. ALISSA IR FUCKING WEIRD U TEO CONSPIRING RN W MALCOM AND NICKI HOW GO GET OUT OF THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF ADMITTING YAL ON WEIRD SHIT .. as pissed off and upset as I am w Howard rn Zfor not STANDING ..

[isogenderskitty]

love chunibyo & other delusions is on netflix now please consider watching it it's very good

[raveneira]

Warning, if your a BoruSara fan or support the idea that Mitsuki is their number 1 shipper etc then this post is not for you so keep scrolling, block the tags anti borusara, anti-borusara, and anti-bsa to avoud this and all my other posts of this kind, I cannot be any clearer.

Just came across an old reply to a tweet I made & my god can ppl not be more dumb...since its old I wont screenshot it despite them screenshotting mine but basically it was in response to my tweet saying that since it was confirmed Mitsuki doesnt know/understand romantic love that makes his comments in 69 unreliable.

The counter was basically just because someone hasnt experienced or doesnt understand romantic love doesnt mean they cant spot it in anyone else because xyz reasons which is...stupid as hell, especially when we've already seen thats 100% the case numerous times in Naruto.

For example Sai, his dumbass had a whole chapter of him guilt tripping Sakura because he falsely assumed that Sakuras promise was a curse mark on Naruto and that his love for her was making him suffer and was the main reason he went after Sasuke, that was a complete LIE.

Sai himself had to walk it back later once he saw how badly he fked up, he misread the situation entirely because he didnt understand it, he himself said he didnt, thats why he stupidly gave the impression that if she just gave up on Sasuke & loved Naruto he wouldnt hurt as much.

The only reason Sai even realized Naruto loved her was by reading a danm book like he did for other basic human emotions, not because he himself understood it and he STILL got it wrong in the end by assuming his promise to her was like a curse mark.

Another example is Naruto, its not love per say but a great example of speaking on something you have zero understanding of. Yes Im talking about the genocide of Sasuke's clan, Naruto had 0 understanding of what that type of loss was like because he never had anyone to lose.

Him not knowing what thats like made majority of his words ring hollow since they only had the loneliness and being orphans in common, it wasnt until he lost Jiraiya and also wanted revenge that he finally understood how he felt and WHY he went down this path.

I cant believe it actually has to be spelled out that yes, if someone doesnt understand/know something they CANNOT accurately speak on it, period, thats like saying someone with 0 science experience or knowledge is still capable of comin up with like a cure for cancer or somethin

Hell the context of the scene should've been enough of a red flag that he didnt know wtf he was talking about just like Sai didnt, he makes the assumption right AFTER she expresses concern for her friend and wanting to help him, and Mitsuki immediately attributes that to romance

He then questions his own self afterwards on whether or not someones true feelings are hard to tell, if he knew for a fact this was the case then why question it? the fact that he equates her concern for him as stemming from romantic love should mean the same for him right?

He expressed the exact same concerns, but he only assumes for her its romantic, why? what makes her concern any different than his in this context? nothing. Sarada herself actually points this out also, how can he attribute her feelings to romance but not his own? he got quiet.

Which leads me back to my original point. Mitsuki doesnt know or understand romantic love, he said this out his own mouth that its something hes never experienced before, so why tf should his words be seen as reliable? thats like taking health advice from Choji as reliable

One of the recurring narratives in Naruto is how you cant truly understand someone elses feelings/experiences until YOU also experience it which is 100% true. You can imagine, you can theorize, & you can sympathize, but you'll never truly understand until YOU experience it too.

The fact that Mitsuki asks this when the topic wasnt even remotely about that yet when Sumire & Ada asked her the topic actually WAS about romance should tell you somethin, dude cant even read the room let alone someone elses romantic feelings which Sarada even calls him out on.

Only reason Im even makin this response late is because they screenshotted my tweet [my name fully visible btw] so I assume their someone I blocked [I came across it while tending to an alt acc of mine while doing a purge] which is kinda funny that I still have stalkers even now lol

But yea, I decided to go ahead & reiterate that Mitsuki is not a reliable source for spotting love, if you wanna argue that for others who actually ARE then thats another thing, but I dunno why this is such a debate when its literally been spelled out over & over that he isnt.

PS: I decided to post this response here instead of on twitter because twitter circles stopped workin for me and I didnt wanna risk those same stalkers spyin on me again.

[thotsforvillainrights]

Hello there, gorgeous. I got an ask, but im not sure how fo word it. Lemme try like this:basically, how would the shie hassaikati (and the lov if you dont mind) react to having an s/o that has a mist quirk? Let me explain: they have a normal apperance and also the mist form. When they are in this mist form, they are pretty mutch indestructible, bullets pass through them, knifes pass through, yada yada. They turn completely whitr(i mean paper white), hairstyle depends on whos reading, it can stay the same, turn fluffy bc of all the steam.... They can also make a multitude of surprisingly sturdy weapons from the mist, pass through the vents or small gaps, change things on their bodies, small or big butt for exampl, and can immaculetly( how tf do u spell this wtf-) clean anything, and i mean anything and anyone. I wanna add something for the personality, but i know you preffer zo keep it open so, none of that. Im pretty sure thats it, as always, love your posts and work! 🧸❤️ ( ps, seems like skeptic is stealing the spotlight from Overhaul on your site, in fact all of the liberation army is stealing the light from by beloved bird bois)

(Little late on my asks so sorry about it! The past days have been busy actually haha! This seems like such a fun quirk to have! Also...you're right. Skeptic brainrot is violently taking over and poor Overhaul is suffering lmao)

~S/O with a Mist Quirk~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

~Shie Hassaikai~

-Pops: Compliments your quirk very often. To him, he's rather interested in the quirk. It's rare (as he would day) that he gets to observe a quirk such as yours in society these days. He does request of you one thing and that's to not use it to change yourself too often. He loves you as you are. He doesn't think a single body part needs to be changed.

-Overhaul: You're quirk is cool and all but it's still a curse at the end of the day. He asks you if you want it to be taken away from you with the drugs. He gives you an option since he loves you after all. He'd fallen in love with you for who you are and not your quirk. The BIG benefit is your ability to clean anyone and anything as well as you can. He's going to want to use that to it's fullest extent:)

-Chronostasis: "Pretty damn cool..." He mumbles to himself the first time he sees you using it. He likes watching you use it no matter how or when you do. Honestly I think he stares at you with this dumb in love look on his face ever single time he gets a chance to do so. Next time you see him staring, try giving him a little show. I promise you he'll appreciate it!

-Mimic: The first you use it in front of him he kinda just stands there with his jaw open. The energy you put off gives him 'quirkless' vibes. Then again he should've expected something was up with the way your chest size changed so often. He started to think to himself about your abilities when he realized the way you were mixing things up one day with yourself. Maybe a dream of some sort then? Nope...nope yeah, they just made a weapon. Okay yeah, definitely not quirkless.

-Nemoto: Something about him just makes him the gentle but annoying protective type. Even after seeing what all your quirk could do, he's still worried about you possibly getting hurt out there in the streets. The mist aspect makes him correlate it to softness like cotton. Therefore his brain has made the connection that you must be easily harmed (despite the invincibility trait). Let the man worry too much and it'll seep over into your daily conversations. Is there any way to make him see you're just fine and fully capable?

-Deidoro: To be honest, his opinion of you wouldn't be any different no matter what kind of quirk you've got. Sure he thinks it's cool and yeah he especially likes the body part aspect of it, but at the end of the day he only cares about what you've got inside. He's never felt this way about anyone ever before so make sure you remember that every time you catch him pissing you off around the house (which is bound to happen when you date him).

-Rappa: Indestructible you say??? FIGHT ME!!!! You already knew it was coming when you let it slip around him that you were less than harm able. Your options are to now either fight the man or try and avoid him until he gets board and stops asking. What you didn't plan on was the fact that he NEVER seemed to get bored of challenging you. The other thing you didn't plan on was him clumsily asking you on a date out of the clear blue one day. At first you thought it was a trap to try and get you into a battle with him so you turned it down. Day by day 'fight me' was slowly turning into 'date me'. Eventually you're going to have to make a decision.

-Tengai: It's annoying if you two get into it with each other. Like Nemoto, he can tend to be overprotective no matter what you say your quirk is. Arguments aren't loud shouting between you two but they're nerve wracking. You can't even try to mist and escape somewhere since he just put his shield up and forces you to stay right where you are and listen to his lectures. Aside from this, you know he means well by annoying you. He just doesn't want to run the risk of the wrong people getting their hands on you when you're the most vulnerable if it were to ever come about.

-Hojo: Relates to you on a small level of some sort. I mean about the production of stuff. His quirk only of course gives way to crystals but you can do so much more. He likes watching you create so many different weapons. He admires the durability of each thing you make. Then again, I think he just seems to like everything about you really. No need to feel like you're out of place when it comes to him. 10/10 best boyfriend for a misty person (or any person really)

-Tabe: Amazed by your quirk and amazed every time you use it. It doesn't matter how, why, what, or when you use it. Tabe is always staring at you with these wide entranced eyes of his, waiting to see what your next move will be. Maybe its a warm feeling knowing someone thinks you're just so amazing to them. having someone see you as a star or something in their eyes. Spoiler alert: he's still look at you the same way even if you were quirkless. He's in love with all that you are. That's a promise.

-Setsuno: Likely falls for you when he watches you handle a stealthy mission better than his little group could ever do. Seriously, you killed it. You used your quirk to extract gentle information real easy. In and out in a snap! The origial plan was to have Hojo kick the enemy door down and to have a violent shootout lasting at least 5 minutes. Thanks to you, the work day has been cut short. He probably struggles for a while with good ideas about asking you out before he finally settles on a cute greeting card with a cloud on front. He poured himself out on the pages so I'd hate to see what he'd feel like if you turned it down.

-Katsukame: The body part thing...he's taking full advantage of that. You've got to reconsider this whole thing if you're not okay with it. You knew he was touchy feely when you started to date. He often finds himself trying to map out your body with his hands when he's in a certain type of mood. It's not always sexy though. Sometimes he just absentmindedly rubs your back and holds either of your hands. It's like he has to be touching you at all times (except full mist form). Maybe he's into physical touch as a love language or something?

~The League of Villains (because you asked!)~

-Shigaraki: Mist form indestructible you say? Can he use this to his advantage? He just wants your time really. He wants to be held by you. he wants you to tell him how much he means to you while you stroke his hair or rub small circles into his back. He wants all that sappy stuff from you so hand it over asap. It's a demand of his so you'll need to meet it soon or else he'll get pissy with you.

-Dabi: "Soooo...how big can you make it?" You stare at him deadpanned while he gives you that shit-eating grin. Half of him is seriously asking but the other half is genuinely curious about your quirk. How does all of it work? Is it immune to his ability? What are the shortcomings? What are your range of weapons you can make? So on and whatnot. It's rare he's ever asked you to delve into something so passionately so don't disappoint. Having a long chat with him might get him to open up about his own quirk because after all, there's more to it than just the fire itself. There's the history behind it too. Opening up to someone for once might do him some good.

-Muscular: Much like Rappa, your going to get offers to spar with him often. He just wants to see how indestructible you really are when it comes to battle with someone like him. He might also be trying to impress you silently with his strength as well. Either way, there's no getting out of it with this asshole. The only way to show him what you're made of (and to get him to stop annoying you) would be to go toe to toe with him. Too bad he got his ass beat by you and now has to listen to the others talk shit about him for the next week and a half. Instead of trying to beat you up by surprise he just lets it slide. "Lucky yeah that's it. Y/N just got lucky is all." Who is he trying to convince? You or himself lol.

-Compress: Wow, a partner like you would've come in handy when he was an entertainer. Can you imagine the crazy kinda shit you two could pull with your quirks combined? Forget being a villain! This man would've made it as a magician/illusionist with you by his side lol. He tells you everyday how amazing your quirk is, and how amazing you are as well. He's a real sap for you so he'll say stupid sappy things that can cause those around you ton cringe. Stupid stuff like "You've misted into my heart my love, and fogged up the glass walls tucked away in my mind. My how you drive me mad, my dear". The others just kinda groan and turn the other way.

-Kurogiri: Out of everyone from both organizations, you'd be the best fit for this man. No need to go into detail about anything because he already knows. He's sat and watched you, observing the ins and outs of your ability. The others will surely joke about how well you two fit and about how you're basically meant for each other. Kurogiri may have gotten flustered for the first time in his entire life after this but can you blame him?

-Magne: Is ridiculously proud of you and your quirk. Maybe is a little shit for bragging about you to everyone around her 24/7. She is no stranger to doing this and has done it on multiple occasions. "Hey we could've really used Y/N at our last fight because they can make an axe out of nowhere. Crazy right? Yeah, Y/N is just impressive like that. What else can I say about my baby after all? Not only are they powerful but also perfect. Blah blah blah-" I mean she's very much into you so the others are gonna hear about it too. Poor them lol

-Twice: "Well can you change your nose? What about your ears? If you fart can you then turn yourself into full mist and mingle with that fart cloud? What about passing through stuff? Can you pass through all kinds of filters? Can you pass through the brita filter and figure out why the water pressure has been so low in the kitchen? What about the-" This man hasn't shut the fuck up yet. Don't be mad though! He's going through that thing right now where his mind is running a million miles an hour and he can't seem to catch a break. You're sure he'll be up tonight doing God knows what until 4 a.m. rolls around. For now, just grin and bear it. Fill him in on your quirk no matter how silly his question may seem. In return for your kindness, maybe he'll shower you with kisses later.

-Moonfish: Has a weird obsession with trying to smell you in any/all forms. Thinks about whether or not he could inhale your entire being in mist form, or whether he can trap you in a glass jar or something. Thinks about your weapons and whether or not they last long enough in battle. He's got a lot on his mind so be patient with him. He's amazed by your quirk. He's also very much in love with you with each passing day. Begins to wonder if you can change the body parts then have you drifted into his chest and enlarged his heart? Why is it beating so wildly when you're near then? Gets lost in his own thoughts.

[nolongerslayinghere]

YO WHAT THE FUCK PUT THAT BACK PART 2

nnununununununu: ayyyy part 2 is here with the liuye boys (how do u spell that) anyways

i’m writing this durin passing period cause i fucking can.

I am once again eating croutons aNywAys I got a avacado right i named him kevin and he wont stop fucking staring. 

ANWAYS I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS 

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TUMBLR ON CHROME WASNT WORKING SO I USED MICROSOFT EDGE-

SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 

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Xingqiu 

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xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: wtf is my name 

y/n: your names hard to spell what c  a n i s a y 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: its literally xing qiu 

y/n: xingiolskjsidlksgsjl 

y/n: there

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: your so dumb 

y/n:

XINDFGKHFDLKJ HOW COULD U 😭 I THOUGHT U LOVED ME NOO SAJKDHSAJK 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: AY AY AY YO WHATS THAT WHOS ROOTIN TOOTIN PUTIN 

y/n: ?????????????? what 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: WHO IS HE AND WHY IS HE A RECCOMENDED FRIEND 

y/n: XINLSKDHFKLSEHGOWEITHJ WHO U TALKIN ABOUT 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: MY NAME IS NOT XINRLHSERKEJSHUI ITS XINGQIU 

y/n: fuck u smh 

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: 

YOU SENT THIS AND WHY????? 

y/n: oh wrong image

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM THATS SO WEIRD KLASJHDSAKLHFA

y/n: i have more

xinasfhjkdfhsdkjhwoil:NO 

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CHONYUN (MY BELOVED)

#antihot: we ran out of popsicles 

y/n: what do you want me to do about it 

#antihot: go buy some???????

y/n: ight 👀

#antihot: eye-

#antihot: whats that?????????????

#antihot: why is it saved on your phone????

y/n: w h a t

#antihot: ??????????

#antihot: WHY IS THIS 

ON YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE

y/n: oH i meant to send this 

#antihot: i a m leave 

y/n:  p l e a s e n o s t a y

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XIAO (it was his birthday so happy late birthday XIAO 😩)

old man: y /  n

y / n :

yes my  l o v e 

old man: -

old man: w-

old man: why- is that saved on your phone 

y/n; whats what save on my fucking phone 

old man:

WHATS THIS 

y/n: oh tHAt I thought it was funny 😞✋but you didn’t laugh you are just concerned 

old man: i-

y/n: anyways i meant this 

cause i was so exited to get messages first 

old man:

y/n: no you cant 

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Childe (CHILDE STANS GON BE MADSDKHFDKSJFHDS)

childe moelster: yO you want some money 👀

y/n

childe moelster: *SCREAMS*

childe moelster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA REVERSE PET 

y/n: why you scared

childe moelster: BITCH YOU FUCKING SENT THIS 

y/n:

childe moelster: 🧍‍♂️

y/n:  OH YEA  i didnt mean that bird picture i sent. also why are you so afraid of the truth

childe moelster: no 

y/n: i meant to send this smh 

childe moelster: *leaves*

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Zhongli

broke bitch: give me mora 

y/n;

you after my money like

broke bitch: . . . . . .

broke bitch: I dont think i look like this 

y/n: I didnt mean to send that 

broke bitch: i didnt think i was THAT ugly

y/n: .  .  i meant to send this 

broke bitch: i can see why you run everytime you see me.

y/n: 🏃‍♀️

broke bitch 🤺 you can never leave 

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BONUS BENNETT 😩

🧍‍♂️:  i lost my shoe can you help me find it 

y/n: how did you loose your shoe????

🧍‍♂️: i dont know...

y/n:

🧍‍♂️: AAAAAJKAHSDJSDHER8NK WHATS THAT WHY IS IT ON YOUR PHEON KASHJDJKSAHV 

y/n: ????????

🧍‍♂️:

y/n: wait no i didnt mean to send that 

y/n: i meant this 

🧍‍♂️: leaves

y/n: not again GET BACK HERE 🏃‍♀️

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THIS TOOK SO LONG CAUSE TUMBLR AINT WORKIN ON CHROME IM USING MICROSOFT EDGE 

SO YEA SORRY DONT GET MAD A ME FOR CHILDES NAME MY FRIEND SAYS HES THE TYPE OF GUY TO TOUCH YOUR KIDS AT NIGHT SO SORRY SDJKHFDSK 

so uh yea! :3 i hope you enjoyed and have a nice day. and drink water and if you dont i will find you and eat your bed 

anyways i hope you enjoyed! <:3

- Fructose 

[alternautxyz]

so thems owl house huh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so that happened and i feel like talking about random stuff again

also spoilers

damn dude just like true colours

ok but seriously

in general this episode was really great, but i can’t help but feel like it was rushed and that multiple sections were supposed to be whole eps. its not a bad thing in the ep and i don’t even think i really hurts the viewing experience, but there were multiple parts that were kinda glossed over like the big fight and what happened between the king concussion. i can’t blame any of this on the crew but disney for making a dumb mistake, and seeing the potential for a season 3 at the end, i can only feel bad for what disney missed out on. and even then dana and the crew did a great job for what they had.

ok back to random stuff that last goodbye between the adult squad is very (crying noises)

also why did eda’s sigil thing not apear until raine touched it

illusion guy who really cares about appearance shows up to one of the most important moments of his life like he just got out of bed. hilarious

yknow for something that happened within a plot of a kids show, the whole eda gambit worked out surprisingly well for the first few minutes until eda’s arm is very visibly cursed

note to self: the collector is very naive when it comes to trusting people. like even after being betrayed by belos he still took kings words seriously one he pinky swore

also belos likes screwing people over. yes we already know this. like i get why he didn’t want to let out a destructive god of chaos, but like still mean you just lied and with a smile on your face

so luz just straight up almost died with the petrification thing. good thing she noticed the glove in the corner and went specifically for that as she was being petrified. smart move kill the guy

or was it before idk

ok so the draining happened and since the only two drivers have sigils, the ship just straight up crashed and presumable cracked king’s head and now they had to leave alador behind to keep of the abomatons hope he’s fine

then they showed up at the altar thing and have to look at everyone dying. guess they really know their plan failed

and now they’re going to luz how did king sleep through all that lol

also how is hunter more fine than everyone else with sigils

ok so after that illusion spell gus might just actually know all of belos’ backstory good for him i guess we’ll need that later

belos was being nice to hunter and idk if that was an act or not. either way he went insane the second he saw flapjack so i guess it was caleb’s palisman

belos specifically put all the golden guards into one specific hole. damn dude just like hollow knight

also the collectors in the hole of failures massive L for him

also kiki knows about all of this

and the titan locked the collector away so thats cool

and king’s collar hides him from the collector so thats cool too. since it was on all of the walls where he was born those symbols were probably to protect him from the danger of the collector

also what was the collector doing at the end if they didn’t even know how to play owl house were you just destroying the place to be dramatic

damn raine just ripped off eda’s arm just like amp

ok so the whole arm chopping thing protected her from the draining spell, but that was going to be fixed anyways. it could have also helped from the curse if that wouldn’t have been stopped by the spell stopping. and it means she can still do wild magic if she ever can again so thats cool too

where did luz get the eyebrow scar tho we just never see it happen

and yeah the collector’s cool and the luz possession theories and now deemed outdated and funny

they just turn the tone of the scene from intense to “wtf is happening is this actually happening did they just do that” and its honestly great

“i play it every day” “i play it every hour” (pain noises)

(everyone dying) “boop”

i really like the type of villain that is just not fazed by anything and treats everything like its no big deal. like the collector treats everything like a game and just casually destroys the big bad of the series in like a second with no fanfare. then they just. move the moon. like with an ipad. no fanfare. it’s great

also belos probably isn’t gone forever so

he then proceeded to destroy the whole world for an owl house

and now they’re going to the human realm that would have made a great few seasons huh disney

they put a lot of emphasis on the belos blobs dripping onto hunter so that might be something or they may just be dramatic

also luz is just very down with sacrificing herself so i guess the protagonist role is really getting to her

so king pushes them into the portal and now the main trio is separated and one of them with their magical friends ins stuck in the human realm

just like amphibia 

truly is the true colours of the owl house

also speaking of amphibia ANNE BOONCHUY ANNE BOONCHUY IT’S ANNE BOONCHUY SHE’S ANNE BOONCHUY THIS IS HOW THE CROSSOVER CAN STILL HAPPEN

ok so like theres a headline about anne being in a frog land and it being a hoax. so like amphibia happened in the same universe as this and probably happened a while ago and people are already questioning the legitimacy of it damn. now i’m already questioning when in the amphibia timeline this happens like is it during 3A, after frogvasion, a few years after that. must be wild to hear this happening while your daughter’s also claiming to be stuck in another world

anyways that last scene was really good and captured the right emotions for me but my brain still reeling from amphibia just made me think of that.

so yeah now we wait for the specials and im curious as to how the story will continue. idk how they’ll follow up on the collector, how they’ll get back, what they’ll focus on, and how this story will end, but i’m sure that whatever happens will be a fun ride. or a painful one. that works too

[art-i-know-yes]

HIHIHIHIHI IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY BECAUSE I CAN'T GO HOME RIGHT NOW BUT LIKE IM GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT MAYBE IT'LL DRIFT INTO TOMORROW BUT LIKE IMMA DO IT. IM SO EXCITED AND SCARED I DUNNO WHAT IMMA DO AND THATS ABOUT IT. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR AT LEAST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*2 1/2 Hours later*

AAHHHHHH

DNDADDIES FINALE

I have a headache but irrelevant

Radiolab is very close to death

Byebye Lance

WHHHEEEEEWWWWWW DARRYL FAKE SCARED CHILDS

OOHHHH BETH WHAT DID YOU DO MHMMHM

DEMIPLANE AHHHHHHHHHOOOHHHHHH SNEAKY

Mmnnnnnhhhgggghhhhhhmmmmmmnnnn YES

OH U SLVT

WHHYYYYY WALTER 5 D12 EXCUSE MOI 102 DAMAGE

POWERWORD KILL IS SO FUNNY

BYEBYE RADIOLAB

SEXY LINE HENRY I LOOOOVE WHEN THEY DO SHVT LIKE THAT "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAD I'LL TAKE CARE IF MINE"

KILL BARRY PLZZZZZZ

Mcfvck Barry

"Actually uno reverse"

WE GON DO THE NECK

17 ROLL IT D12 AHHHHHHHH UR SEXY BETH A 12

"He's taking a big sip of water"

EWWWWW

A 9 PLUS A 20

I think that was the most confident Beth has been about any spell

Fvck whoever dad killa is

We should take care of like the NUKE right

OOOOHHHHHHHH FVCK ANTHONY

"You hear the 3 different colored wires"

NATURAL 1 ON M O R A L E

BYEBYE LANCEALOT

LETS GET REVENGE

Down to 80 bvtchboi

Of course slow-mo

AHHHHHHH FAILED DISSONANT WHISPERS

AHHHH SO SMART GLENN FREDDY

Suddenly Ron's head just pops up

AHHHHHH IT'S WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG

The nuke

16 plus 7

WHAT DID HE DO

MCFVCKIN PARDON

They gotta book it

It would be so hilarious if he actually meant Nick Jr.

Very unsexy

SPIRIT SHIELD AGAIN

BARTHOLOMEW

Whoops

YASS WALTER

Noooooo. YESSSSS

THERE'S STILL A NUKE

These ads damn

I'm only listening to these ads because I'm nervous

AUTUMNNNNNN

DARRYLLLLLL

Can you polymorph him

My heart

He sure has

Bye kids love ya! That's the best thing

Gasp in scared this isn't good? This is GASP

WIVES? GUNS? SWORDS? WAAAAHHHHHH? AHHHHHH? NAKED?

HUMAN GUNS

It was the other way

This is great

"Cop sized"

Thanks Freddy

They might not make it

THE ROAR OF A TIGER

The noise I just made

"NO... I was AMAZING"

What are you doing

"Vwhere's the nuke! Wvhere's the nuke! If you have an insult, I have a rebuke!" This bomb will go kaboom! I love so much

IT'S THE DISNEY CASTLE

"I learned that one from Satan"

"Dad Max Daddy Rouge"

I'm literally going to have a stroke over these ads

Imma need better help after this

"The servants can poor wine"

Disappointing Henry

Thank fvck

DID NICK GO THROUGH THE PORTAL

Love that

You piece of shvt Dad Killa wtf

HOT SAMANTHA

AWWWWWWWW "Hi Ronny" "Hi Sammy"

AAHHHHHHHHH HELL YAH

That was tense for no reason

FVCK U BVTCH OCEAN SALT SPRAY

That LINE Henry

"I use smugness as a self defense mechanism"

DUMB BVTCH

Hell yeah

Wtf happened to Bill

CERN BABY U MIXED EMOTIONS

Another nod

EPILOGUE SCENES

Naked crying crystal hugs

Now THAT'S a long story

Wear a skirt Ron

GASP SCAM OMGOD

ROUGEEEE

I love that so much for you Darryl

:(

HAHAHAHAHAHA

AWWWWWWW

Everybody's ducked to the ground

"Honestly yeah"

Every other weekend he hangs with Satan

I'm going to kill myself that hurt me emotionally Jimmy

"It was an honor"

HELL YEAH AUTUMN

Mmnnnhhhh

"His ex? wife"

It wasss

Awww not the slow version

"Played..."

Straight called out

BANANA BOIS

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww TJ and Grant

Aww does he still hate him

PARDON

WHAT HENRY IS WHAT

AHHHHHHH THIS ISNT GREAT

Ok season 2 ummm

OH AND THAT'S THE END OK OOF

WELL I LOVE THIS SHOW AND UM WILLY IS A BVTCH TO THE END

I mean Lark seems like he regrets it at least????Sparrow's crying, Henry is still worried and isn't angry.

Well guess I'll go do my homework now.

With the end of THAT, thanks to everyone who liked my stupid rants that I used to process this show

[paddooo]

recently i saw a post of an anon telling d*t*ctiveh*le to stay away from poor sweet innocent @farores-son 

well im here to say that @farores-son should be the one getting cancelled here

Ive met the guy irl and here is everything ive gathered from the most unpleasent times of my life

calls himself gay while calling me a f*g and q***r

enjoys problematic media like lupin iii and naruto

read and enjoyed h*mestuck

doesnt like pizza (wtf)

writes fanfic about charactors that are minors (ur an adult creep)

plays porn games and reads porn while claiming to be ace? we know there isnt any plot in hunie pop faron

i know i already said it but, he likes naruto ew

still has a twin bed as a grown ass adult

ate a fucking pizza pocket frozen??? wtf??

never read the communist manifesto

makes fun of the spelling of indigenous languages

literally doesnt know any famous people past like 2005 like buddy sstop watching anime for 5 seconds

passes the wrist check on pure technicallity

hates dogs

uses reddit *gags*

bullies me over who transed my gender

bullies me over who he assigned me kin

rewatches the same 5 sorrowtv videos on loop

loves his homophobic family members

is white and learning japanese

drinks beer

drank underage

drank the last of the fucking milk two weeks ago

likes straight ships (what happened to being gay?)

likes canon ships lol loser

thinks oil painting is dumb (what kind of artist puts other artists down?)

shames me for drawing porn

shames me for being horny

honestly theres so much more but thats just like some of the more obvious garbage he does, hes just an all around shit person and super rude and mean to me 

i dont know why anyone follows him when hes honestly so scummy