#thats so lana del rey vinyl

[fayegonnaslay]

Kate Moss by Terry Richardson for Harper's Bazaar, 1997.

[rinnieeebaebee]

boots r made 4 walking

[ariacherie]

Do I like him, or do I just like the fact that he likes me? Maybe I’m just a bad person.

[idcbabyialreadylostmymind]

Get Free

Pairing- Quaritch x reader

Summary- He was off limits, he was your commanding officer in this life and the last so why did you get feel these things for him, and more importantly why did he?

Warnings- p in v, dry humping, pet names (good girl, darling), clit play, ass play, dirty talk, stomach bulge lmk if I missed something

A/N- he is so Lana Del Rey vinyl

He was your superior officer, the Conenel, your boss. So why did you think this way of him? Why did you touch yourself to him? His rough hands, his tempting mouth, his tongue, his earthy, arousing smell, his cock. That's all you thought of. You desired him but couldn't have him.

But little did you know, he desired you too. It was nearly unbearable the sway of your hips had him hypnotized, the softness of your hands, the plushness of your lips, the roundness of your ass, your pussy. It drove him mad. He could care less that he was your commanding officer, he wanted you, he wanted you now.

He sat in the lounging area Lyle to his right spouting some nonsense that he could give two shits about. And then you walked in, his ears perked as he watched you sway your way over to Z-dog who was taking bets on who she could beat in an arm wrestle. His eyes stayed on you for a while they were low, lust blown eyes, you did something to him something he himself didn't fully comprehend.

Lyle nudged his shoulder pulling his attention to you, reluctantly. ''What.'' He spat at the bald man. ''Your basically eye fucking Y/N thats what.'' Lyle joked as he opened a small bag of chips. ''Shut it.'' Quaritch hissed at him as Lyle paid no mind to his words only laughing out loud. Clicking his tongue Quaritch stands up storming out of the room with suddenly tight pants.

You watch from across the room as Quaritch storms out of the room. ''Wonder what's up his ass today.'' You say to Z-dog who only laughs as she beats Fike in an arm wrestle for the second time. ''Don't know probably those scientists have been up his ass lately.'' She replies that you shake your head up and down in understandment.

''My fucking legs hurt lets sit down.'' Z says and you follow.

Flopping down on the couch you take a look at the clock, 12:45 p.m. "Damn." You say and turn your head to Lyle who eats the rest of his chips and puts the empty bag on the table. "I'm gonna go lay down." You say to the two next to you. They shake their heads and say goodbye as you walk out of the lounge and into the hallway to your rooms.

Walking into the hallway your eyes catch a glimpse of Quaritch who was leaning against a wall next to his room's door. A scowl marked his face. It looked as if he was thinking about something troubling. You were probably gonna regret this later but you walked toward him.

"Hey Colonel." You say pulling him from his thoughts he tilts his head to you as you smile.

His eyes look down to your lips licking his own wondering what else your mouth could do. Shaking the dirty thoughts from his mind he looks at your big eyes again how you looked so innocent, god it made him even hornier.

"Whatcha thinking about?" You ask leaning against the same wall as him. His shoulders stiffen up. "Nothing important, those damn scientists have been up my ass lately that's it." He replies as you shake your head in understanding. "That's all?" You wanted to make sure he was good. He gulps he's never felt nervous around people what you, he knows why, but why now, why right now?

He pulled all the false confidence he had left on himself and licked his lips. Now you were the one staring at his lips, your body heatened as you stared at him again. One would think the stare you gave him was innocent but your thoughts were anything but.

The longing stare you gave him finally registered as the false confidence slowly turned real. His arm rested on the wall now other hand to his side. His lean figure towered over you, you felt so small your breathing got lighter as your pupils dilated more and more as your senses filled with lust, but you held back.

"There is one thing." He said he was too far in to give up now.

"What is it?" You bat your lashes to him.

Reaching down to your level to your ear. " I want you." Cheeks begin to deepen in color due to his confession and the dripping arousal on your cunt pooled in your panties. He looks down to your shuffling legs, "And I think you want me too." He says darkly looking into glowing yellow orbs. "Go into the room." He said and you blink before listening to what the man said. He chuckles a little before following you into the room.

You stood at the edge of the bed, your breathing had gotten heavier as you began to wonder what was going to happen, your face was flushed as well.

He stalked his way in front of you as you watched his every move. He was in front of you now eyeing you up and down as if he had finally caught the prey he had been hunting. His hands grab your waist tugging you closer, chest to chest. Sliding upward bringing your shirt up the sides letting him see your smooth striped skin under it. His tail couldn't keep his excitement a secret as it swayed side to side as he pulled it up your side and over your head. He unclasped your bra and slung it to the side.

He moved from you and sat in a chair, sitting in front of you, he did a come here motion with his fingers and you followed his demand coming in front of him. His hands touched your waist again squeezing you as he made you straddle his lap. Attaching himself to your neck leaving sloppy kisses on your neck with a few dark marks all the way down to your chest. It was as if you couldn't control your body's movement as your hips juttered on his hips, seeking any sort of friction you could get.

The rough rubbing of your shorts and his pants against you clit sent heat waves through your body as you did it again. His hardened cock felt relief from this pleasure as he helped you hump against him. "Just like that darlin' grind that pretty clit against me." He whispered to you as you whimpered, hips going faster. It wasn't enough you needed him in you.

"N-need more, more please." You beg, grinding down on his cock making his eyes close and groaning lowly. "Whatcha need darlin' don't know what you need." You dig your head into his neck taking in his intoxicating scent. You could hear the cocky smirk on his lips as his dull nails dug into your hips. "Need you to be in me please I'll be good." You whine as you place a sweet kiss on the side of his neck.

He rubs your back as he stops your hips, you whine from the cut off of friction. "Stop whinin' you'll get what I give you or you ain't gettin' nothing." He snips at you as you shake your head hastily. He picks you off of his lap, slightly tugging your shorts down just enough. Alsong with his pants letting his pulsating cock out of his pants. And he was big, your legs hurt just looking at him. "Like staring?" He asks and your cheeks flush even more and he chuckles. "It's okay I like staring too, especially at you darlin'." He says slipping his tip between your sticky lips as against your puffy clit making your eyes close and a gasp escape your throat.

He smiles at your reaction as he gathers a little bit more of your arousal on his cock. Not that he needed much with the amount of precum drilling down his length.

Bringing you closer, pressing a kiss between your breasts before letting you sink into his cock. Growing from the feeling of your tight walls wrapping around him as you yourself gasp from the stretch.

Finally grounding yourself on his long length your chest caved as you could feel him inside of you.

"Well would you look at that," he chuckled and you looked at him confused. He takes your hand in his, bringing it to the bulge that formed in your stomach, "That's me in you darlin'." feeling him in you was in thing but seeing him was different. A small moan falls from your lips. "Wanna move." You tell him as the bubble in your stomach was getting marr and more needy to burst. "You can move." His permission was all you needed when you lifted yourself off of him, using his shoulders as a balance.

You hop on his dick, his hands on your hips as you finally find a rhythm. Your eyes water as you feel yourself inch closer to the edge, biting your lip so hard you could almost taste crimson. "That's it, hoping in this cock like a good girl ain't that right darlin'?" He teased jutting his hips upward to yours as your lips fell from your mouth and a gasp fell and your tear filled eyes looked at him and his cocky smirk. You shake your head as his tip hits your g-spot over and over again. "Y-your good girl." You moan out as you ground yourself onto that spot clenching around his cock, he was getting close too with the way his cock twitched inside of you.

"That's right, open your mouth." He groans as you lift your hips up and open your mouth. Stuffing his index finger in your mouth, suckling in it as you begin to hop down at a fastened pace.

Taking the finger from your mouth, string of saliva on your chin and your eyes low lidded.

Pulling your back side apart, spreading the spit in the puckered hole he sticks his finger into your ass. The unfamiliar feeling was strangely pleasurable as your face twisted with arousal and the way you clenched around him told him everything he needed to know.

He took his finger out and thrusted it in your ass as you humped against his cock, you back arched as the last bit to your g-spot was all you needed as waves of white splashed into your vision, moans and curses fell from your vocals as you came, and as you clenched around him he coated you walls with his milky white cum.

Bringing you over to the bed, he lifted his blanket putting it over you as he cleaned himself putting some clothes on and then coming to you wiping your thighs off along with your messy cunt, whispering to you how good you were and how amazing you are rudding soothing circles on your body. Putting in one of his larger shirts in he slides next to you pulling you to his chest, legs intertwined as you drift to bed.

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[dacuslucy]

gonna stasrt saying thats so boygenius vinyl in the way ppl say thats so lana del rey vinyl but its just for when ppl do gay shit

[tarantul4s]

About me(⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

Main:

Call me chi, I'm an age that is younger than 18 (ya ik k wrote smut and stuff back then and ik that's like a trigger for writers😔 but idgaf because nobody stopped me)

She/her, int-j maybe, FEMALE!?! metalhead, Introverted & perverted (but it's real and not just an elita reference)

Idk what else to say so here's a list of artist/bands I like alphabetized:

G-idle, 3l3d3p,

Adema, Agust D, Arctic Monkeys, Ariana Grande, Ayesha Erotica

Black Sabbath, Blur, Bôa

Cabaret, Chappell Roan, Chevelle, Coal Chamber

Dazey and the scouts, Dehumanizing itatrain worship, Deijuvhs, Dixon Dallas💀💀, Djo, Dr giggletouch..Drowning Pool, Död mark

Elita, Enjoy (VV) Freddie dredd, Falling in reverse

Generation, Gorillaz, Ghost, Gonna get got

Hellhammer, Ho99o9

IC3PEAK, ICP, Itzy

Jhope, Jazmin Bean, Joey Valence & Brae ❗🗣️

Kali uchis, Kendrick Lamar, Kilo kish, Kittie, Korn

Lana del rey, lil boodang ig, Limp bizkit

Machine Girl, Maggie lindermann, Marina, Mayhem, Melanie Martinez, MF doom, milk. , Mindless Self Indulgence, Mudvayne

Newjeans, Penalty Kill, Petridish, PIXY, Powerman 5k, Primer 55 🗣️🗣️, Psyclo

Roe kapara, Romeos, Salem creeps🗣️🗣️ Skindred, Slaves on dope, Slipknot, Snot, So Violento🗣️🗣️, Static X, Steve Lacy, System of a down, Sub urban😭, Slater

Tame impala, Tanukichan, The Adicts, The Delphines, The Garden, The mainliners, The nymphs, The weekend, Thundercat, Triumph of death, Turkey, Tuv, Twice, Tyler the creator, The drums

Vundabar, Waitress, Wallows, Willow, Yung gravy, Zheani

Facts stuff I like and otherz:

Watched/read (anime): Junji ito, death note, aot, jjk, csm (ogfan😜), saiki k, high rise invasion, killing stalking (read a good amount), shoujo tsubaki (idk if that's how you spell), I honestly forgot everything ive ever watched what😭, spirited away, uhh idk

I was gonna do watched non anime stuff but I can't think of enough so here's a list of main fandoms I'm in

Ahs/ahss, fear street, mtv downtown, gorillaz, fnaf, batim, little nightmares, a clockwork orange (yes there is a fandom😭) erm tmc, twf, twd, hhllc, life of luxury, I ominously can't think of anymore, Skullgirls, Reality Shifting..lords of chaos?(Idk if thats a fandom)

Ok I play bass, I'm an artist (all 3 ways), I make clothes occasionally, I heavily dislike deftones, I like to play Roblox user is Stuv1xx, I'm currently hiding several accounts from my sister including this one, i edit user is stuvixx, ik all the gorillaz lore, fnaf lore, I used to be a gacha kid still get the urge to be one, I love canadians, I love men, I love Canadian men, I love Canadian men who play guitar and drums, I love ahs5, i collect vinylz, and CDs, and magazines, I have a turtle and a cat, i could be the most insane person you'll meet (non emo way) i got a thing for druggies in movies btw 🙏

Accounts:

Stuvixx, for edits

stuvixxdraws, for art

ndutr1p, secret account for edits im too scared to post regular account

v4rints, for vinyl mockups

Stuv1xx, for Roblox

For discord ask

For Spotify ask

For SoundCloud ask (my music is shit btw)

Discogs ask??

GUYS I HAVE AN ALTER EGO NAMES RAD CHAD HELP😭

Anyways someone talk to me bc I'm bored PLS

stay sigma y'all's

rock n roll

[angel-lugosis-dead]

Stick of butter in lamb CHAWP go lawng way like m y dingdawwwwng

Learn Jamaican recipe from me ~ season da pôrk

We do it like dissss shake da salt n rubbish da peppa

It all about salt 🧂

Season da meat n enjoy 🦧🍴🪘

thanks dude, thats so lana del rey vinyl

[angeliclovebird]

oh em gee thats so lana del rey vinyl! 💋😢🇺🇲✨️🧨🎆🎵💃🥀

Obsessed with saying "that's so lana del rey vinyl"

[westerberg]

tagged by @officialglenntilbrook 😘💞💖❤️🥂

1. what is the first song you remember hearing? Oh man uhh... i remember my my dad playing the video for... oops i did it again I think? by britney spears and i was very obsessed with it. if i saw the video I would know but i don’t feel like doing that. hard to say if that is my earliest memory of music tho. i remember listening to the R.E.M. In Time greatest hits in the car late at night and feeling weird out of body as Man on the Moon came on. i like that story better but I have no idea when that memory is from. i also feel like i heard my mom singing along with Sarah McLaughlin or Norah Jones a lot when i was very young.

2. what is the first band you got into? hmm... i  really loved Bon Jovi when I was very young but i didn’t like. have any knowledge of them or their discography I just liked slippery when wet and their greatest hits. and also thats embarrassing so i am trying to think of an out... probably the first real musical obsession i had was lana del rey when I was 14 /15 but thats also not great. just take the L buddy... i didnt actually get into music i would now consider very good until about 16.

3. do you collect any physical music? during quar i started trolling ebay and other similar sites for cheap cds and I have gotten a pretty good collection! you would be shocked the number of people who just really do not want to have their R.E.M. albums anymore. I have a few vinyls- a couple of cheap Joni records, Station to Station, the mats Dead Mans Pop boxset thing, and the R.E.M. single So. Central Rain. Oh and I have a very cool cd single of beastie boys body movin’. I also have a collection of cassettes that used to belong to my mom- she passed 5 yrs ago so they are very special to me! she had some R.E.M., U2, Eurythmics, Squeeze, Crowded House, Indigo Girls, and I recently dug up a bootlegged Tracy Chapman tape! she might have some more at her childhood home and if I find a tape of murmur i’ll like blackout. the sad thing is that now I really like all these musicians my mom apparently liked but i was not into them when she was alive so :/ figuring things out feels like archeology. was listening to In Time greatest hits the other day and was like she definitely skipped E-Bow the Letter every time it came on lol bc i did not hear this song until like last year.

4. what is your favourite piece of music memorabilia? do you know that picture of R.E.M. where they are all holding roses like they are all going to the prom together? i scored a poster of that off Ebay for the incredible deal of $50!! a deal at any price :) I don’t have much that is like legit valuable lol. But here you have to see the picture

5. what's your favourite concert you've ever been to? hmm i havent really been to any truly mindblowing concerts I don’t think. I got to see Tommy Stinson play an acoustic set at 7th street entry in 2019 which was very cool. I feel crazy saying thats my favorite but it was incredibly special.

6. if you could see one artist who is no longer alive in concert, who would it be? If you ask right now I would probably have to say Replacements with Bob Stinson. Prince would be a close one

7. have you met any musicians? almost! when i went to see tommy stinson, afterwards he was hanging in a bar next to the club and was taking selfies with people. i kept thinking about getting in line and eventually i decided to just do it. when i finally went to go look for him he was deep in a conversation with someone and I also realized i had nothing intelligent to say, so i sat and stared at him talking for a bit until i left and went back to the show.

8. what is your go to album when you're feeling sad? Tim by the mats! i think i maybe listened to this album every day my senior year of high school. it is legitimately strange how I feel as if this album just knows me very well. everyone says this about the mats but every song feels like it’s about me and my life. I think a perk of being a lower middle class Minnesotan with an alcoholic father is just really really getting the replacements. but i guess it depends on the kind of sad I am. If i’m just looking to be cheered up i might go with Lifes Rich Pageant or Green by R.E.M. because invariably by the end of Tim I will be bummed out !

9. what is your go to album when you're feeling happy? somehow this is a very hard question. Radio City by Big Star was a big one for me when i was still on campus. maybe an obvious one but rubber soul is a good being happy album

10. what is one music documentary you love? the doc Every Everything about Grant Hart from Hüsker Dü is a favorite. it’s just all interview with him and he’s a fascinating guy. I’ve never watched an interview with him where i wasn’t like woah u’re smart :0... the director of that also did a good replacements doc but at certain point with mats journalism im just like well i could’ve just read trouble boys.

11. what is one concert DVD you love? I think I only own one concert DVD, Prince’s Lovesexy show which i was very obsessed with back in high school.

12. do you prefer listening to playlists or albums? i prefer albums usually, sometimes i’m in the mood for a playlist but albums are def superior

13. do you prefer to listen to albums in order or on shuffle? in order !!!! What am i a psychopath

14. what is your favourite deep cut song by your favourite artist? Portland by the mats is a top ten song of theirs. very in character for it to be a b-side i’m not even mad

15. what is your favourite cd/cassette/vinyl you own in terms of packaging? I love the inner sleeve of my Grandpaboy cd which is just Paul Westerberg’s doodles and scribblings. sometimes when i buy stuff off of ebay it comes with notes and stuff too which is my favorite. my copy of suicaine gratifaction came with a very sweet note of how much the previous owner loved it. and my copy of mbv’s loveless has this very hard to read note which i can maybe make out half of. if you can read it please translate for me.

i love being tagged but if you do not want to answer 15 long questions do not feel pressured! i shall tag @the-replacemints @pattismithgender @myfcukingrat @willemdafoeplscallmemynumberis @little-rimbaud @milesofsmiles97 @electrofolk 🤙😜💘

[rigginsstreet]

2, 11, 17 :D

2. What was your first vinyl?

damn i really cant remember... adeles second album? or the beatles abbey road... possibly even the true blood soundtrack lmfao those are the early ones im remembering

11. Record you listen to the most?

probably lana del rey born to die

17. Vinyl with sentimental value?

cyndi lauper shes so unusual bc i always think about when my bestie and i were listening to it and we didnt know about a bonus track or something and we were sitting in my room and it was silent so we assumed the record was over but the last song starts with this loud bang and it  scared the shit out of us fkjbgskg makes me laugh

also ramones road to ruin cuz i got that one my first trip to an actual record store (id been buying exclusively from urban outfitter before that lmao) and i just remember asking the guy about ramones records and he got all excited to show me them and he tripped on the way. idk if thats sentimental but it holds a special place in my heart all the time

[fairy-complex]

red ochre, rosewood, persian red, strawberry, and mahogany for the asks

red ochre: are you inclined to watch a tv series if a lot of people on the internet are talking about it?

definitely !! thats where i get like 99 percent of my tv show recommendations :p

rosewood: have you ever had a penpal? would you like one now?

i’ve never had a penpal, but online friends kind of replace penpals in these days, so i guess i do have penpals :] but an actual penpal would seem really cool and nice so yes

persian red: answer with a picture of your dream holiday destination.

i already answered this but basically anywhere with mountains, lots of trees, and flower fields :0 a cross-country railroad trip would be super cool too

strawberry: what album would you love to have on vinyl?

VERY GOOD QUESTION

probably born to die - lana del rey :] the whole album is a bop i love it

mahogany: what is your favourite musical instrument, in terms of sound?

HARP !! DEFINITELY THE HARP !!!

ty for the ask :] <33

[smallestdogswilldie]

somgs my boyfriend showed me/reminded me of because he is not a straight man

kill v maim by grimes

ghost town by adam lambert

showed me “say so” when it came out

pyramids by frank ocean

tyler the creator . like showed me him

has a lana del rey album on vinyl

ok also he said “if you think michael jackson is better than prince fuck you”

went to??? a fucking fleetwood mac concert

“polly is my favorite nirvana song”

“come over and listen to the new dua lipa album”

plays just a stranger by kali uchis 4 times

fell into my azealia banks brainrot at the same time i did and now all his gay friends love her bc of me. like and i want to apologize for this

likes kid cudi and doesnt care that ppl say he sounds “flowery and gay” and that its cool

*plays american boy by estelle*

“where did all the love songs go”

*steals all the songs off my 60s and 80s playlist*

“whenever someone says grunge im like huh. thats my girlfriend. thats cool”

*plays entire rihanna music of the sun album*

on an off note the words “toxic masculinity” exited his mouth before even i, the most avid manhater, could say it?? . and was completely serious about it ?and how he hates straight men and the way they act and how they are less fun bc of it and i was sitting there like you. youu are kidding me youuuuu are fucking with me?? like you said it first not me but i agree 100% LOL and while we wree at that place yesterday he kept cracking up and going “theres so many straight people” and we both called this guys hair hot

anyways. is my boyfriend a living breathing psyop or

[ladyseidenlocke]

Quarantine Tag Game Are you staying home from work/school? Yes. If you’re staying home, who is with you? My kids only my hubby is in germany alone in quarantine and he cant come because boarders are closed. Who would be your ideal quarantine mate? My hubby we could have a lot  of sex, orry thats iam all i’m thinking about saw him last in september last year. Are you a homebody? hmm i think so i like to be alone but my kids are at home ,holy shit 5 kids dancing around 24/7 it drives me up the wall. An event you were looking forward to that got canceled? -yep my hubby couldnt come to morocco for us in march because the boarders are closed. What movies have you watched recently? - no movies. i watched the the complete 8seasons of GoT, then Lost all 6 and The Walking Dead till the 8 season. What shows are you watching? i watched the the complete 8seasons of GoT, then Lost all 6 and The Walking Dead till the 8 season What music are you listening to? the new sam smith album, then my Lana del Rey,Lorde and Billie Eilish vinyls. What are you reading? - i just read I wish you all the Best by Mason Deaver a nonbinary (love)story, so good i cryed alot!and fanfic i follow the LockDownfest. What are you doing for self-care? -i sleep long hours, my favorite breakfast everyday,reading 1hour on my roof terrace.alot music. Tagging whoever wants to do this!

[loverkasp]

the losers as things i have said

Bill:

-  Eddie: Bye, see ya later.

   Bill: Thats exactly what Georgie said.

   Eddie: ...oh my god

   Bill: Shut up!

   Eddie: You’re the one who said it        

   Bill: I was talking to myself.

-  Bill: I go to pet the log and I’m like, Why is the log moving? It’s an alligator.

   Mike: Why are you petting logs?

-  “All boats are women…. But not all women are boats.”

-   “I wonder who the worst showman is.”

Stan:

-  “Wow the Jews are out here living in 5779 while the rest of us are stuck in 2018”

-   “I think he’s a slytherin. Or.....  he’s just an economist.”

-   “I feel like I haven’t seen a gumdrop in years.”

-  “My dad just told me he would rather me get a tattoo than join Scientology.”

Eddie:

-  “Ya boi had a brief asthma attack during PE I’m fine”

-  “Please sponsor me, Zyrtec. I need money.”

-  “A ghost foot. My two biggest fears combined.”

-  “Do you think you’re better than me because you can play ping pong!?”

-  "I'm in spall firit"

Richie:

-  Richie: So guys.. what’s up?

   Everyone else: *ignores him*

-  Stan: you should study

   Richie: I crave failure

-  *accidentally says chorch instead of church*

-  “Tropical storm Colin? More like tropical storm ballin’!”

-  “The two most important languages: Hebrew and beatboxing”

Mike:

-   “I WISH people called me watermelon boy”

-   “I accidentally started reading a 21 chapter ryan/chad fic and now I’m too far in to go back”

-  "We're not allowed to get chickens? Let's move."

-  “It’s never too early for opera.”

-   “I like this room but it’s definitely haunted.”

Ben:

-  “My heart burns there too, bitch”

-   “I just thought to myself ‘u can’t spell constitution without tit’ what am I doing why did I think that”

-  “I’m gonna name my kid Gale after this database. No that’s stupid. I’m gonna have two kids and name them phoebe and jay so it will be like pb&j even though I don’t like peanut butter.”

-   “I just called my SAT book bro..... when will ur fave ever?”

-  *hears the rap music playing in the uber and very gently says* "it's about to be lit"

Beverly:

-  Bev: I’m friends with a bunch of fools.

   Richie: Who are they?

-  Bev: I can’t believe ellen is the only person named ellen

   Ben: What about ellen page?

   Bev: No her name is ellen page.

-  “All artists are rats, but not all rats are artists.”

-   "I want the high school musical soundtrack on vinyl"

-  "Tbh I don't care about all this drama I'm just listening to Lana Del Rey"

Bonus:

-  Ben: it’s Dunkirk

   Bev: Oh YEET!

-  Stan: What would you do if you saw a coyote?

    Mike: I would hug it. It would hug me back. We become best friends. I tell it all my secrets. It betrays me. I thought it was a man’s best friend. Turns out... it was just a coyote. 

[ot5]

✨💖✨Tag game✨💖✨

Rules: Tag 10 mutuals you want to know better.

I was tagged by my platonic canadian wife @sparklepinkharry thank ilu

1. Name?

rianne

2. Star sign?

aries sun, libra moon, taurus venus n capricorn rising (mabel i still cant believe we’re sun & rising twins! the universe’s MIND)

3. Height?

173cm which is 5′8 for the imperial fools

4. Put your iTunes (or spotify) on shuffle. What are the first 4 songs that popped up?

Lana del rey - terrence loves you

Felix jaehn - aint nobody

Paul anka - put you head on my shoulder remix

Arctic monkeys - do i wanna know

5. Ever had a poem or a song written about you?

NO who’s gonna take one for the team and write me one:)

6. When was the last time you played guitar?

i dont think ive ever even touched a real guitar rip

7. Who’s your celebrity crush?

tbh i cant think of anyone EDIT: SHAWN SWEETIE IM SO SORRY A UGLY ASS BITCH LIKE ME WOULD FORGET ABOUT YOU

8. What’s the sound you hate, and what sound do you love the most?

i hate anything thats loud™ and i cant Stand the sound (and sight) of my family eating wraps lmao i had to eat my dinner outside alone the other day. imma get specific but i love tapping on vinyl plastic and the sound of a plastic wrap over a windshield also same mabel @ the underwater sound

9. Do you believe in ghosts?

after watching horror movies i sure do!

10. How about aliens?

*insert cheesy i believe in harry styles joke*

11. Do you drive?

In Theory......I Am Legally Allowed

12. What was the last book you read?

13. Do you like the smell of gasoline?

hmm im impartial

14. What’s the worst injury you’ve had?

ugh i love talking about this, i almost accidentally killed myself when i was like 5 bc i ran thru the glass of the front door, slit my wrists n almost bled to death lmao my guardian angel made sure it just missed my artery tho so! im still here bitch! also shout out to the man standing at the front door that like, held my wrists closed i see him sometimes n i always hope i didnt traumatize him nslkdnfds

15. Do you have any obsessions right now?

crafts & sending mail🌼✨💌💌

16. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

depends on how Bad the thing they did was bc my memory is shit so im most likely to just forget abt it lmao but then again i also have lots of people where i cant rmr Why but i feel :/ about them also there was this one girl i had (mostly one-sided) beef with lskdns and if i were to run into her today id still hope she would, like, step on a lego

17. In a relationship?

with mySELF but we’re going thru a rough patch rn

im taggin @roseguccisuit @tllthesundies @u-flower-u-feast @theasstour @theleavesoflorien @harryz @cloudshl @lirrysbitch @prettyinsoulpunk and @heliosfleur (i have faith in u jewls!) 💞💖💕💗💝💖💘

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HELLO OH MY GOD I HAD THE BIGGEST LIL PEEP PHASE IN LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL TO SOPHMORE YEAR OF HS!! i cant listen to him anymore bc it just brings up really sad memories LMAO but i really liked the song you sent me! hmm my favs right OH MY GOD i love pharrell williams so ive been obsessed w like him nd his groups (the neptunes nd N.E.R.D), right now i like more "underground" music, i just recently bought a cd of sonic coaster pop (Album: super miracle circuit) nd i love it so much, the cover is so beautiful! also sade and childish gambino, i bought a sade cd too (i wanna expand my collection nd stuff) but i also wanna start a vinyl one! i have a duster vinyl OH my god youd really like sugar plant (album: happy) !! i think it fits ur vibe!! THATS SO GOOD THEN! aww i love having alone time, i dont go to the gym but i usually read (right now im finishing the silent patient!) or draw <3

ill listen to all of these asap😋 I LOVE DUSTER UR KIDDING U HAVE VINYL?!?!?!?!?!? i also read a lot buut im on a kind of reading break or sum i reaaally cant get to finishing my books :((( ALSO im listening to sugar plant rn TYSM 4 a recommendation ❤ i luv recomms makes me feel like we are connected somehow ykwim😭 my friend got me a lana del rey cd for my bday so i guess thats my veeery small collection 😃 i love urs tho