#thats my wife um

[monoem]

Spooky Halloween

Not really.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

he drew the abs on with sharpie, don't fall for the gremlin's tricks

[floridagirlboy]

[wakes up from my nap of silence] he/him non-binary lesbian utah [falls back asleep]

[girlkissergideon]

asked my mom what witchlight character id be she said gricko umm gideon x gricko canon

[horsebf]

*folds into a little ball* no im happy about being single

[hyumjim]

Changbin being told he has to go to a museum and his meathead ass is like wtf do they have at a museum… they got bitches there? Alive bitches?

[acourtofquestions]

Kingdom of Ash Chapter 58

Chapter; Highlights

Not that there was much Elide could do.

Despite the generous gift of power that ran through the Lochan bloodline, she possessed no magic, no gifts beyond reading people and lying.

Rushed to get bandages, hot water, and whatever salves or herbs the healers calmly requested. None of them shouted. They only raised their voices, magic glowing bright around them, if a soldier was shrieking too loudly for their words to be heard.

The sun was barely over the horizon, judging by the light at the windows set high in the Great Hall, and so many already lay injured. So many. Still they kept coming, and Elide kept moving, her limp becoming a dull, then a sharp ache. A minor pain, compared to what the soldiers endured. Compared to what they faced on the battlements.

She didn't let herself think of her friends.

Didn't let herself think of Lorcan, who had not come to the chamber last night and had not sought them out this morning. As if he didn't want to be near her. As if he'd taken every hateful word she'd spoken to heart.

So Elide aided—and did not stop.

No, that magnificent horse trampled them, fearless and wicked, just as Chaol had predicted. A horse whose name meant butterfly

—stomping all over Valg foot soldiers.

Had his breath not been a rasp in his chest, Chaol might have smiled. Had men not been cut down around him, he might have laughed a bit, too.

But Morath was launching itself at the walls and gates with a furor they had not yet witnessed. Perhaps they knew who had come to Anielle and now hewed them down. Aelin and Rowan fought back-to-back, and Fenrys had plowed his way down the battlements to join Chaol by the second siege tower.

Morath, it seemed, did not think to surrender. Only to inflict destruction, to break into the keep and slaughter as many as they could before meeting their end.

His shield bloodied and dented, his horse a raging demon herself beneath him, Chaol kept swinging his sword. His wife lay within the keep behind him. He would not fail her.

Soon now. They'd win the field soon, and the song in his blood would quiet.

Part of him didn't want it to end, even as his body began to scream to rest.

Yet when the battle was done, what would remain?

Nothing. Elide had made that clear enough.

She loved him, but she hated herself for it.

He hadn't deserved her anyway.

She deserved a life of peace, of happiness.

He didn't know such things. Had thought he'd glimpsed them during the months they'd traveled together, before everything went to hell, but now he knew he was not meant for anything like it.

But this battlefield, this death-song around him ... This, he could do. This, he could savor.

The golden helmets of the khagan's army became clear, their fiery horses unfaltering.

Finer than any host he'd fought beside in a mortal kingdom. In many immortal kingdoms, too.

Obeying the death-song in his blood, Lorcan let his shields drop. He did not wish it to be easy. He wanted to feel each blow, see his enemy's life drain out beneath his sword.

The earth shook beneath thundering hooves, and arrows screamed overhead. Then there was roaring. And then blackness.

[jorrated]

EXIT teknamy have a weeding (mainly cause amy is christian) and a kid, but EXIT espighty would never get married and have kids. they dont even refer to each other as boyfriends

[saekkas]

RIIIIIIIIINNMNNMMNNNNNNNNNNN YOU'RE BACKKKKKKK

hello my darling wifey, i am here (in all might's voice) <333 AND YESS I AM BACK AAAAAA how has rin's (the other rin cough) precious girlie been?

judging from the asks elise sent, you've literally went and made her go crazy LMAO pls go easy on her ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

[fraternum-momentum]

So a morgage is a loan repayment to the bank to pay off your house. If you wanna buy a house, normally a person doesn't pay for the house in full. Cuz houses are like 300,000 dollars unfortunately. So you go to the bank and ask,"Will you buy this house for me and then I can pay you back in increments while I live in the house?" And the bank goes,"Yes. Would you like to pay us back 300,000 over the course of 15 or 30 years?" And you decide, and then you spend the next 15-30 years paying back the bank for buying the house you live in. That's why when people can't pay their morgages, the bank repossess the house, since technically until the loan is paid off, the bank owns that property.

OOOOhhhh so its basically taking in debt? what the fuck it sounds like hell 💀 imagine working all your life to just pay for this house thats not even technically yours. and on top of that imagine if the person that hasnt paid off their student loans yet.

[wildwhiskey236]

I think the worst part of reading a book written by a man is reading a wonderful portrayal of a male character- you know the author just understands him and writes him perfectly- and then you read his female character 😡

[lecliss]

I think a 10yo just got attached to me in genshin and if this keeps up its gonna make me not wanna play cuz I don't wanna come off as mean if I have to tell her to give me some space, but I wanna play in peace ya know?

[quakiebaka]

400+ likes on a post i made on twitter not even 24hrs ago :head_in_hands:

[bloodsoakedbuckley]

i know that i will love again, i'll meet someone and i'll make amends, i'm sure she'll be a gentleman and i will be content... and if you come to me when i promise to commit— if you told me that you loved me, and asked me for a kiss, well i'd at least have to think about it... you are my achilles heel, the weakness only i can feel, i've been a liar and you've been a pill, but i'd still have to think about it...

EDDIE DIAZ I AM GOING TO GET YOU OUT I PROMISE

[silverselfshippingchaos]

happy summer vacation :D

[rockintapper]

i was gonna f/opost about jj rocker on The Bird App but i have decided against it for reasons i dont know