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Favorite Feral Lan Wangji Moments:
- Punching down several trees after kissing his crush (derogatory) for the first time because he has no idea how to process emotions normally
- Randomly biting Wei Wuxian in the cave because he has no idea how to process emotions normally
- Getting absolutely shit faced for the first time in his life and destroying a bunch of shit around cloud recesses before branding himself with the mark his crush from 10 years ago also had because he- well you get it.
- Writing an entire love song for his crush, naming it their ship name, and then only ever singing it out loud once to said crush without him knowing (this is an important tool we'll save for later)
- Generally enjoying being a little shit and then pretending he didn't do anything when people confront him about it
Please feel free to add to this because I know there is much, much more!
#i just love him#feral lan wangji supremacy#thats my wife!!#mdzs#lan wangji#the untamed#master of demonic cultuvation#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wangxian#mo xiang tong xiu#lan xichen#jin guangyao#mo xuanyu#nie huaisang#wen ning#nie mingjue#lan wanji#my shit
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obsessed with the times thirteen gets to go full inventor mode. she looks so cute with her lil safety goggles and protective gear <3
#thats my wife!!#shes so smart <3#doctor who#the doctor#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#jodie whittaker#tardis#chris chibnall
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just realized imm not following you even tho you’re literally my wife what in the danger zone have i done 😭
So weird!! I could have sworn you were tho??? You gave me my profile picture like months ago in a post?! Anyway love you wifey! 🥰💕
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7 minutes in heaven
#hi saber this ones for you#my art#chilshi#chilchuck sandwich#dungeon meshi#happy pride month#whitbelle#senshi#chilchuck tims#THATS HIS WIFE I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE SPECIFYING THIS BTW!!!
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The Dread Wolf's Heart...
"Where I am going is terrible"
"It won't be terrible if you're with me"
#solavellan#solas#dragon age#pulling for this solavellan reunion where the moment she touches him it's over. he crumbles.#solavellan fluff fridays#yeah we're bringing that tag back#anyways#he's tired and she's gentle#me when i create my lavellan and then she finally shows up to interact w solas: THATS HIS WIFE! HIS WIFE!!!#reilora lavellan woman that you are.....#pina art
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alright man we get it
#tecotalk#if the caption is directed towards roy or towards myself. its up to interpretation#i dont sign my art bc thats my signature(roy's heart eyes at his wife)#i scrolled quick thru my blog and didnt even included all the ones i found LOL imagine if i grabbed all of them starting from 2018#royai
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He literally makes me so depressed
#hey everyone how we feeling#the band ghost#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#rite here rite now#idk why ive never made art of my fav band ever but now my wife is balls deep in it too so thats probably why i got the motivation#were delusional atm
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
#deltarune#queen#lancer#rouxls kaard#comic#art#doodles#SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually#and u know what It Is#they're both the wife actually#this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old#queenkaard#my art#are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day#its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often#directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning#plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf
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I added some colours to her :)
#digital art#character art#character design#marcia#discworld#discworld fanart#angua von uberwald#bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak#2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop#i really like how she turned out#i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks#a true ankhmorporkian#still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown#i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city#it makes me think of Bristol uk <3#going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up#hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city#also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred#two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist#ankh would be green morpork would be red#and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope#worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union#but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide#not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable#but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia#and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city#some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo#and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him#so many options i tell you
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i got more ill about him since you last saw me
#art#digital art#obey me asmodeus#obey me#obm#omswd#crosspostint this from bluesky those guys have seen the full extent of All of my Gay Crimes#i also dont think i have to worry about this but if u see this tumblr No Funny Business in the tags alright thats My Wife#i dont usually let this out but ive been banned like 92488347 times now + i just got back + im not scared of god atp#ok thank youwe 🫶
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FGO august dump
#fgo#fate grand order#ritsuka fujimaru#ashiya douman#sei shounagon#duryodhana#ibuki douji#enkidu#mash kyrielight#kadoc zemlupus#james moriarty#i think thats all of them#oh yeah#karna#fanart#art#i miss my fgo side acct so bad man i want to see my wife#maybe a little#suggestive#arjuna alter
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I don’t if you’ve seen the new episode yet, but I wondering if you could do some doodles of Armored Might!!
i havent seen the episode yet (im rewatching the series with my friends to catch them up to speed) but i know of armored all might from the manga and just when i thought i couldn't love him more ...
hes hard to draw lol
also wanted to do this in traditional I missed traditional (i also wanted a drawing to get signed by his voice actor in december at a con hehe)
ALSO I WATCHED THE YOU'RE NEXT MOVIE LAST NIGHT IT WAS... INTERESTING LOL
#my hero academia#bnha all might#mha#mha toshinori#toshinori yagi#all might#yagi toshinori#mha fanart#bnha toshinori#boku no hero academia#armored all might#hes so fine#thats my wife#my malewife
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i drew my favorite stardew valley mean girl ♥
#stardew valley#stardew valley haley#stardew haley#haley stardew valley#sdv haley#haley sdv#haley sv#sv haley#my art#no surprise i love both shane AND haley.#im an equal opportunist masochistic bisexual#its about time i drew my other wife again 🤤💘#if you noticed that my haley seems to have asian features...well thats because i hc her and emily being asian americans! heehee#hence her pudding hair 🍮#i wonder if some of you will notice another subtle detail i added about her#anyway im satisfied so gn
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drawpile with the gang
i think the three of them should kiss
#my art#dungeon meshi#chilshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#extra thanks to cab and paes for being as insane as i am#i'm still annoying sorry. sorry. sorry sory#i dont think i need to clarify but thats chilchucks wife. in the one with marci and the last one. thats his wife. his wife.#pots n picks#Chilchuck sandwich
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Order up!!
Thank you @soulzerofever for commissioning me!
#best boy#thats my WIFE RIGHT THERE#metalhiro arts#one piece#sanji#one piece fanart#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#op sanji#commission art
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more babysitter!reader x price because yea. sort of part 2 to this, but can be read on its own
cw: age gap (20s/40s), Virgin!reader, handjob (reader giving), price is drunk, gn!reader
babysitter!reader being asked to babysit by price on halloween, telling them its okay if they cant because they have plans for halloween, plans to go out and party. but you tell him its okay, you don't have plans. his heart clenches because a young thing like you should be out partying, enjoying your life, not babysitting. but instead you're there now, and he's getting ready to go out instead. not wearing a proper costume, just a black button up with the top buttons open, some black jeans, little red devil horns and eyeliner that he bought on a whim and that he poked his eye with more than once. he gets down the stairs to see you coo at his infant, who's laughing and kicking it's feet, especially upon seeing their dada with the little plastic horns. price chuckles and picks them up, cradling the chubby baby in his burly, hairy arms, tickling the little thighs and making it giggle. both of you smile fondly, almost as if it's your baby; and for a moment you wish it was when he winks at you.
you take the little one back, sitting it on your hip as price grabs his keys, walking him to the door. he turns back and leans down, putting a hand on your arm while kissing the baby's head. "now be good.. both of ya." he jokes, making your cheeks warm while you chuckle. he tells you one last time to make yourself at home, to call him if you need something and to not break any doors this time. your cheeks burn as you nod with an awkward chuckle, he grins and gets into a car thats apparently waiting for him, waving at both of you as they drive off. now you're sat there, playing with the baby until it's bed time, the little one is just delighted to have you around, even when you put it down in it's crib and turn on the little music box. now you're there, sat on the couch and flipping through TV channels to see if something good is on, loads of horror movies and the like. you know it's yhe watered down version, considering the time it's running, but you decide to settle for one of them. you're on your phone meanwhile, checking on the baby every now and then, watching movie after movie until you hear the familiar jingle of keys in the door. you sit up and glance around the corner where price stumbles into the room seconds later, his steps heavy and his appearance a bit messy. he blinks at the TV, then at you, his lips turning up into a grin. "there you are.." he coos, stumbling towards the couch and slumping down on it with a deep grown, his hand landing in your lap with how close he dropped down. you can smell the booze and sweat on him immediately, mixed with his perfume and his natural musky scent, it almost makes you wanna lean in and nuzzle him.
he takes a momemt before looking over at you with a satisfied grin forming on his lips, his calloused hand coming down on top of your head to pat you as if you were a dog. "you're such a gorgeous little bird, aren't you?" he hums lowly, almost making you gasp. your eyes widen a bit as your cheeks start burning, he just chuckles quietly, eyeing you over. hes had his eye on you the last time already, the image of you looking up at him with teary eyes burned into his mind, doing things it shouldn't be doing. he leans in a little closer, his breathing heavy while his hand cradles the back of your head. "you've been good like I told you, yea?" he teases quietly, your cheeks somehow get even hotter as you nod. "have ya now?' he chuckles, giving your cheek a firm pat as he leans his head back with a chuckle. the little plastic horns are loosely in his locks, the eyeliner is smudged and you're pretty sure that more buttons on his shirt are open, his strong, hairy chest peeking out between the fabric. the only thing that stops you from staring is his small groan as he stretches again, face scrunching up. you ask him if hes alright, he chuckles softly. "just my old bones aching, love." he murmurs, then suddenly eyes you over. "say.. y'don't happen to wanna help an old man relax a bit, do ya?" he says quietly, his tone suddenly feeling much more intimate.
"i- I'm sorry..?" is all you can muster, your thighs subconsciously squeezing together as your head runs wild. surely you misunderstood him you think, there's no way he wants what you hope think he wants.
"y'know what I mean love.. lend me a hand or something more." he hums, eyeing your form next to him, his pants already getting tighter at the mere sight of you. "I ain't gonna make you and I ain't gonna be mad if you don't want to, bird." he reassures you gently, he truly means it. you hesitate, your breath getting stuck in your throat along with all the words you want to say to him, all you can do is nod after a few seconds of silence. a smile crosses his face, a big hand goes to cup your cheek. "that's a good doll.. c'mere." he pats the side of his thigh, you scoot closer until you can't. he gazes at you through lidded eyes, it's scary how he can see your nervousness even when he's like this. " 's alright love. nothing' to be nervous about." he says gently, his hand patting your head.
"you ever done this?" he asks, seeing right through you. fuck. you shake your head softly, he raises his eyebrows in surprise before smiling. "that's alright. I'll help ya." a bit clumsily he opens his belt and his pants, bulge pressing against the fabric of the boxers he's wearing. "gimme your hand.." he orders gently and you do, letting him put it on the taut fabric. "there. get a feel for it, pet." he murmurs, having to hold back from cummin on the spot as you carefully let your fingertips explore. he can sense your intrigue along with the insecurity and it almost breaks his heart. he slowly pulls down the band of his underwear, giving you time to intervene if you wanted, before his cock springs free. its a bit above average and fat, a few veins running from the base to the weeping tip. your eyes widen and he chuckles, taking your trembling hand and wrapping it around his hard cock. "there y'go.. now just move up and down, yea?" he explains, you almost wanna huff that you know what you have to do - but that's forgotten as the first deep groan rumbles in his chest as your fingers graze his tip. the sound is addictive, you have to restrain yourself from making a mess in your own underwear as you keep moving your hand. his moans make you secure, giving you the feeling you're not doing it entirely wrong, his body twitching under your touch. breathy moans fall from his chapped lips, head is lolled back against the couch while his hands desperate try not to grab you; and it gets harder the closer he gets.
it doesn't take long before he gets close, whether its the alcohol or that he'd been build up for a good while now, his hips stuttering slightly. his eyes are shut tightly when he suddenly grabs your arm, holding you tight while trying to keep breathing without pathetic noises spilling from his mouth. "so good, bird.. don't stop.. 'm almost there.." he mutters mere seconds before pretty much exploding, his tight balls aching in relief as his cum stains your hand and his shirt. you gasp in shock, your movements stuttering and it makes him smile, he chuckles at how adorable you look when as you give him a shocked look. "good job love, y'did well." he hums, his grip loosening and instead going to rub your back.
"you're gonna sleep here tonight, alright bird?"
#gotta cope with having to stay home om my favourite day of the year so have at it#babysitter!reader#dad!price#still cant decide whether hes a single dad or has a shitty wife thats never around. that might make for a good one tho#like revealing he has a missus?? and he absolutely despises her??#gothghostiie#cod mw#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty#cod#cod mw3#cod mwiii#john price#John price x reader#price x reader#price#captain john price#captain price#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#cod price#price cod#old man!price
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