#thats his student you weirdos

[anawkwardlady]

Alois would really get along with Violet in a weird, ominous way, don't fight me i'm right.

[nhularin]

you dont even know my name do ya?

PAIRING uni student! jake x barista! reader GENRE fluff, strangers to lovers, whipped jake WARNINGS not proofread OTHER just me, a barista, being absolutely delulu with jake WC 0.7k

series masterlist PERM TAGLIST @avocarua @misokei

February 26, 1998

jake found himself in the busy yet strangely comforting café near campus. It was a place where he could focus on his studies (well, technically he wasnt studying, just looking at his screen trying to look as smart as his friend heeseung, without distractions. and it didn't hurt that you, the cute barista had quickly become a highlight of his visits. he didnt know your name, but it didnt stop him from spending hours at that crammed coffee shop just to admire your form. jay told him to just stop being a weirdo and drop his unrequited admiration, which he just ignored

But wait a minute while I make you mine, make you mine

you were vibrant and kind, always greeting him with a warm smile as he ordered his usual drink ( a taro milk tea with peach bubbles and cheese foam). he'd admire you from afar, secretly harboring a crush that seemed to grow with each passing day. But he didn't have the courage to tell you how he felt, fearing rejection or making things awkward. he didnt want you to think that hes a weirdo, or worse, like sunghoon.

every day, he would visit the shop, hoping for a chance to exchange a few words with you, mostly talking aboit his annoying professor and you questioning his choice of beverage. he would spend hours at a table, pretending to work on his assignments while secretly stealing glances at you. just hearing your name leave your coworkers lips makes him feel giddy

I'm all nervous 'cause you're on my mind all the time

on a seemingly mundane monday, he entered the café, his mind preoccupied with you instead of his upcoming biology exam. as he approached the counter, his heart skipped a beat. there you stood, smiling at him and beautiful as ever with your cute green apron draped around your frame. he couldnt stop the scenarios of you two cooking together in his apartment form in his head

"hello my friend! the usual again?" you have asked, shaking your head with that intoxicating smile "you know, you should start drinking something else, its going to mess up your bowls. we dont want the fiasco from last week repeating, do we?"

all jake could do was lower his head in embarrassment. he remembered telling you about how he shat his pants in the middle of his anatomy exam, excusing himself to the restroom where he found brown spots coating his jeans.

"yeah i think thats a great idea" he muttered out with faux confidence, good job jaeyun "just give me whatever you like. i know you have great taste" (in men, please date me)

I'm usually pretty talkative, what's wrong with me?

after he paid for his drink and definitely overpriced sandwich, he made his way to his regular table by the window, where he could peacefully enjoy his meal and fantasize about you without any disturbance.

but he noticed something different. there, written in a messy yet delicate handwriting, was your name and number. his eyes widened with surprise, a mix of excitement and nervousness flooding in his veins. he gazed at the cup for what seems like hours, a chaotic mess of thoughts swirling in his mind. could this be an accident? was this meant for someone else? he was going to kill that lucky asshole if it was. or was it a genuine invitation? were you flirting with him? THE yn?

"hey stranger! i know we dont really know each other but i'd love to invite you for a drink outside of this shop <3 here's my number, i hope it doesnt sound weird :( +82-XXX-XXX-XXX

ps: please start studying instead of just gazing into the distance"

a smile spread across jakes face, and a surge of joy filled his heart. he took a deep breath, his whole body trembling with excitement and nerves. with a mix of determination and hope, he quickly pulled out his phone and saved your number 'ynie <3'

oh how jay was wrong

[yurinaa-world]

Hey! If you're taking requests, would you mind writing the housewardens from twisted wonderland with a reader who's like that one weird kid? Like, the reader will just randomly go "y'all.. Jeremy died today.." and Jeremy ends up being the twisted wonderland equivalent of a worm on a string that lost all its fur, or like "so anyways, *random student* is low-key giving emo.." but they're somehow extremely popular. Thank you!

Characters: Housewardens x Gender Neutral Reader

Synopsis: reader thats the weird kid but is very popular

Warnings: fluff, spelling mistakes

𝑅𝒾𝒹𝒹𝓁𝑒 𝑅𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈

doesn't understand your jokes at all, like what does emo mean? He's a sheltered boy who doesn't hear jokes from people like you. You seemed to be so popular; every member of Heartslabyul seems to know you and wants to talk to you every time you visited.

You both first met you, first looked at him, and you just said, “You give off major mommy issues” (I’m so sorry for this), and everyone just went silent for 10 seconds, like you did not say that to his face. Did you lose some screws when you came to this world?

Since getting better from the tyrant, he used to act like (disgracing the queen of hearts). He still can’t understand your jokes and why some people crowd around you just to talk, but what can he do? He’ll laugh with you if that’s what you want. He has tried to ask Cater and Trey what your jokes mean, and he got a whole history lesson from Cater.

𝐿𝑒𝑜𝓃𝒶 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈𝒸𝒽𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓇

Weirdo…such weirdo. Just shut up. Whenever you're over, he can hear everyone laughing so loudly while he’s taking a nap. It got too bad, and he came out and yelled at everyone and you. After that, you were banned from coming to Savanaclaw.

He gives you death glares whenever you hang out with people and are making a ruckus. He won’t ever forgive you (he’s lying). You have tried to talk out with one another, so there is no bad blood, but just stop trying to talk to him while he’s taking a nap.

Just leave him alone, man, or just be quiet. He’s trying to sleep, and he forgives you, so just be quiet.

𝒜𝓏𝓊𝓁 𝒜𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓇𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜

You seem to be very popular; have you ever thought about Monstro Lounge’s comedian or doing a stand-up there? He'll pay you quite well if you do consider his request (he’ll be the one with most of the profit).

You and Floyd seem to hang out a lot. How about you spend your time with him since something is business-related and he can change your mind, but he just wants to spend time with you as well?

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓂 𝒜𝓁-𝒜𝓈𝒾𝓂

he will laugh at anything, even if he doesn’t understand what you are saying, like what emo and who died! Oh, you're only joking; he’ll try to catch on sooner; that was a joke in the future.

𝒱𝒾𝓁 𝒮𝒸𝒽𝑜𝑒𝓃𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓉

“You have no humor at all,” you tell him. No humor? Now you are asking for an even longer lecture. Yes, your jokes may be funny, but you seem to always cause a ruckus wherever you go. The sound of laughter follows, but you seem to always spend your time with other friends, making them laugh, so why not spend your time with him, or is he not your friend?

He‘s not clingy; he just wants to relax for a little bit, and that's it!

𝐼𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝒮𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓊𝒹

At least there’s someone like him who thought first and wanted to talk to you, but let's be real, he couldn’t even come near you since somehow you could go popular! Are you serious right now? He can't believe this. How can a weirdo like you get so popular? This can’t be real; pigs must be flying right now!

He didn’t mean to call you a weirdo. He rubs people the wrong way a lot! You called him an emo; HE'S NOT EMO. What's wrong with playing games? Is it a crime now in Twisted Wonderland to have fun and play gacha games? You are the same as those other normies!

He’s lying to himself; you are so funny that every time you make a joke, he can’t help but laugh, but he won’t ever admit that! but Ortho will.

𝑀𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓈 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒾𝒶

When you first met him, the weird emo-looking guy outside of your dorm, if wasn’t for the fact you had a couple of screws lose yourself, and called him emo to his face as well. When you find out that the emo guy was actually Malleus Draconia, you have even told Ace that you called him and that he just looked at you as if he were going to slap you for your stupidity.

Sebek reaction

You: “Oh yeah, when I first saw Malleus, I called him Emo.”

Sebek: “HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRAYING THAT MASTER MALLEUS DIDN’T THROW YOU; YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIME!”

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[class-1b-bull]

Cute/interesting things from the bnha ulra analysis book

Monoma feels so competitive with class A that he sometimes walkes into their dorm, unloads a nasty speech on them, and goes home... thats not normal (Monomas page)

Monoma to bakugou: "your personality has changed." Bakugou to Monoma: "has not you piece of shit." (Monomas page)

Book also calls him a weirdo (Monomas page)

Drawing all those hair vines is a pain so whenever she jumps into action the author really needs to hype himself up (Shiozakis page)

Her first attempt at a hero name was much mush muse but that was hard to say so she started over (komoris page)

Is always up on the latest fad and wants to be an idol hero (komoris page)

After the match, komori showed a softer side to tokoyami, whos lungs had been attacked by her split gill mushroom spores (Komoris page)

Shiozaki and komori are put as cultivation comrades (komoris page)

He can hold a pleasant conversation with anyone, but when Monoma grumbles about class A, honenuki merely says "why not just say it to their face?" (Honenuki page)

She loves anime, and after reiko yanagi started holding horror movie parties, she decided to do anime parties of her own. Thats why class B knows so much about anime (ponys page)

Kodai to setsuna: "that sword fight... cool." (Setsuna page)

He looks up to hound dog and tries to use his animal instincts the way his favorite teacher does (Shishida page)

Shishida and Yaoyorozu had wealthy upbringings (Shishida page)

All 3 of Kuroiros noteable quotes hes talking about/ to tokoyami (Kuroiro page)

The author thought his name two-hit-impact was brilliant but the editor scoffed when they heard it (shoda page)

Kosei tsuburaba dosent have a hero name and is just marked as '???' (Kosei page)

She cant stand Monoma (kodai page)

Notable quotes 'Mm.' 'Hm?' 'Yeah.' (Kodai page)

Tsubaraba and sen are considered buddies on the same wavelength (sen page)

Hes head over heels for kenranzaki - an older student (manga page)

Awases family owns a small town factory and he does his best to help in the sidelines (awase page)

Kendo and awase are labeled as Monomas handlers (awase page)

Reiko and mineta are considered hunter and prey (reiko page)

Reiko and kendo are close friends (reiko page)

The others like to hear him cry 'aiyah!' So he humors them (rin page)

"Quit thinking about carving your classmates!" -setsuna (Kamakiri page)

Him and awase have talked about making a giant model together but they havent found the time to make it happen yet (bondos page)

Kosei, rin, awase and sen are called the 4 common sense lords (multiple pages)

-Bonus-

Best jeanist is judging the students hero costumes in 4 different categories!

Function - setsuna got 3rd

Design - Komori got 3rd and rin got 2nd

Ingenuity - Monoma got 2nd and Shiozaki got 1st

Equipment - shoda got 3rd and awase got 1st

[bluesidez]

OKAY I HAD TO HIT YOU W THIS BC I NEED THIS TO COME TRUE 🗣🗣‼️‼️

AcademicRival!Miguel x AcademicRival!reader

where they will do quite literally ANYTHING (legally) POSSIBLE to one up each other.

whether their petty rivalry began in high school or first year of uni/college, IDC- but they absolutely despise each other.

and!!! at some point down the track, they forgot why they were beefing in the first place, only for it to start stemming from a place of 'jealousy' (yk how sometimes jealousy is actually feelings of romantic interest in disguise,, yeah, that) and it gets to the point where they are quite literally making it all their friends' problem bc of it.

like i can imagine reader drinking something that Miguel sees and Miguel going 'i need to have this all the time and sell it out so reader can never have any' and Peter is like '???', or reader finding out Miguel got a certain mark and goes 'nobody speak to me for a month i have to understand everything about quantum physics before that smug asshole opens his mouth' and Jess is like '??? just kiss, fym??'

and then they finally have a moment where they have no choice but to rely on each other- whether Miguel's car breaks down on the side of the road reader happens to drive by and she takes him to his, or if reader desperately needs help in a situation and immediately calls him bc she knows he'll pick up bc she needs scary dog privileges and thats HIM so then they end up having a moment of reflection together with either super fluffy smut or absolute debauchery and fluffy aftercare i totally dont mind either way.

IDK do you know what i mean??? 🫣🫢🤭

anyway LY BLUE-BLUE, thank yew for letting me ramble on 🤍🩵

Are you asking me to write this? 🧐 (I shall add it to the pending ideas list just for you 🐰🩵)

I wrote that as a reply as soon as you sent it, but now I have more ideas that I wanna yap about to go along with this.

SO!! You already have a rivals, enemies to lovers trope going on. What better way to make it even more fun than to add the stoic x chatty dynamic???

Like I’m imagining the reader and Miguel first meeting in middle or high school. He’s a transfer student that’s immediately making the top grades and people are like where tf did he come from?? Reader doesn’t really think anything of it, she just carries on with her school life, chatting away (and getting in on the gossip about Miguel).

It’s not until he ends up in the same class with reader one semester (probably in high school) that reader is finally able to be in close contact with him. He’s so quiet and a little boring, but there’s always random girls coming in and out of the classroom to attempt to chat to him.

They’re always bringing snacks or sweets for him. He always turns them down with a “No thank you. I don’t like chocolate.” type of response. (What he thinks to be polite and cordial)

The guys in the class think he’s a huge jerk. The girls in the class still fond over him. You think he’s an oddball, a weirdo. But you really have no solid information to justify it.

It’s not until one day that the teacher asks this obscure question that he pisses you off. (I havent thought of a weird question yet tho). Everyone else has given crude or stupid answers, riling each other up and joking. You raise your head to give the most out-of-the-box, yet plausible answer that leaves the teacher impressed and the class laughing in shock. Miguel scoffs and debunks it so fast, that you start to feel like one of his rejected groupies. If you thought the laughter for your answer was loud, the laughter for his sounds like the crowd in a football stadium.

You’re embarrassed but you don’t really show it. You just brush it off and joke with everyone else like usual.

Then, one of the class’s first huge tests come. You’re gunning for the number 1 spot although you figure it won’t be too hard with half of the room being class clowns and the other half not giving af. You read over the material once and already have a good grasp on it, so you joke around with everyone else. There’s rap battles and TT routines. You guys even manage to get the teacher in on some of them. From the front of the room, you can see Miguel glancing back at you with such a sour look on his face. Wtf was his deal??

Test day finally comes. You’re the first to turn yours in with a smug smile on your face. You even take a nap until the next bell.

You’re on cloud nine for about a good week. Although, every time you open your mouth in class, Miguel looks like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Then, the time came for the teacher to hand out the papers. He was pretty theatrical and loved to announce who got the highest score.

You were gearing up for him to say your name. And you don’t know of you’re crazy, but you’re certain your mom didn’t put “Miguel O’Hara” on your school registration form.

You frown as you come back to reality, watching as teacher handed him is paper. From your seat, you can see the bright red 100 in the corner, a smiley face to adorn it.

Then the teacher hands you your paper. A 99.5. Just 0.5 points from a perfect score. And what you got points taken off for is something so ridiculous that you could scream.

You can see him in your peripheral as you chat with the other students about the answers. Just as you discuss your silly mistake you take a small look at him. He has a faint smirk on his face, as if to laugh at your downfall.

From then on, you decide that it’s a war.

[and obviously, the story would travel with them as they grow. Once they’re adults, I can imagine Miguel to still be this same stoic, yet more approachable person who has had a ROSTER of hookups and a reader who’s still so flirty and chatty, yet can’t find a good partner to save their life. The dynamic of him knowing exactly how to make reader feel good verses reader being overwhelmed for once would be sooooo good]

What do you think Lexie-bun?? 🥸

[nfr-girly]

Little Hope - Bradley Bradshaw x reader (Part 2)

Part 1

a/n: if anyone has any writing tips they can give me any is appreciated!! x

Your POV

3:15 had finally come and I was sending off all my students with their parents. One of the things I liked best about being a teacher was to see the kids faces light up whenever they see their parent come to pick them up, always giggling and showing them what they did that day.

As I’m helping a few kids with their colouring, I hear a sudden yell come from someone.

“Daddy!!”

I turn to see Hope almost jumping on her dad. Jesus Christ. He had shown up in what I assumed was a military uniform and sunglasses. His moustache standing out more than ever. I collect Hopes bag from her peg and walk over to the pair.

His eyes look towards me; and I see a sudden change in his eyes. I can’t describe it, but it’s different.

“Hiya Mr Bradshaw, here’s Hopes bag. She had a wonderful first day and she even made her own coasters today , so you and her mum can use them!” I said, smiling at Hopes giddy face.

Bradley’s face had shifted to a frown at the mention of “her mum”. A sudden feeling of worry running through me.

“Oh- um it’s just me” he replied, gulping.

“Oh. Um im really sorry, well you can use them, she can have her own aswell” I giggle, a smirk forming on his face. Thank fuck.

I don’t ask about what he means by ‘just me’, but as much as I hate to admit it I feel a sudden feeling of hope upon hearing there’s no “Mrs Bradshaw” in the picture.

“Well anyway I will see you tomorrow and have a great rest of your day!” I give them both a smile, but before I can properly walk away, Bradley stops me.

“Uh wait!” His hand is gently placed on my wrist, and a rise of warmth grows in my stomach, my cheeks becoming redder by the second.

“Can I quickly talk to you in private?” He asks. A feeling of nerves sprouted. I was never nervous to talk to a parent in private before, so why was I all of a sudden nervous now?

“Yeah of course, Hope if you’d like you can continue playing with Samuel and Tommy over by the sand pit” I say pointing to two of my students.

“Okay!!” She runs off without a second thought.

Me and Bradley turn back to look at each other; his eyes piercing into mine. It feels like we’re stuck in time, unable to take our eyes off the others. I look down at my wrist and realise he’s still holding it. He looks down and realises too before quickly letting go. My wrist feels empty from the sudden loss of contact.

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His POV

Shit. Did I hold on too long? I didn’t want to let go but she would’ve thought I was a weirdo if I didn’t

“I just wanted to quickly mention something about Hope. So uh she can get really nervous sometimes and especially in a new environment like this, she can get quite shy, I just wanted to ask , if she does can you give her this? It’s her favourite and it really helps to calm her down.” I hand her Hopes favourite plushie. Ironically one that her mom originally got her.

“Of course! I promise I’ll give it to her and try to calm her down the best way I can if it comes to it.” She says, the sweetness in her voice acting as a massage for my ears.

“Thank. I didn’t wanna mention it in front of her, I just don’t know if she’d like it.”

“Don’t worry I understand!” She replies, a moment of silence passes between us before she continues.

“So you’re um a Military man?” She asks, pointing to my uniform.

“Yeah. Navy pilot. Take after my dad.” I reply, regret filling me after the last part, hoping she doesn’t ask about my dad.

“That’s amazing, it must be cool having the navy exist through two generations for you. I actually heard aviators have something called call sign names aswell? Is that right?” She asks. Shit. What if she thinks my call sign name is weird. Rooster. Ugh.

“Yeah, we do.. um mine is uh, rooster” I sound like a chicken speaking to her, no wonder that’s my call sign.

“Oh!! THATS where she got it from. Hopes teddy I heard was named rooster, I just assumed she really liked the animal!” She says laughing, I laugh along with her.

After we settle; she asks: “so is flying a plane hard? I heard it’s pretty intense in the navy”

“At first it is, but I’ve been doing this for years, just got used to it”

“That’s really great, I’ve always wanted to see what it was like in an aircraft”

It takes an insane amount of willpower and the total muscle power of everyone on earth to stop me from asking her if she’d like to have a look in my jet.

“It is cramped as hell in there I won’t lie.” I reply, both of us laughing in unison. God her laugh will be the death of me.

“Hey um before I go, can I give you the contact details of someone else who might pick up Hope sometimes?”

“Yeah of course! You can put all the details on here.” She gives me a piece of paper and I write down everything she’d need to know.

“His names maverick, he’s pretty much like an uncle to Hope and he’s a good friend of my dad’s. Kinda like a dad to me too I guess.” We both chuckle and I give her the piece of paper.

“Thank you, and make sure to give him the password for when he does come aswell” she says with a smile

“Yeah don’t worry I will, and also by the way you don’t need to call me Mr Bradshaw, it’s too formal, just Brad.”

We walk over to Hope, where she is now playing on the swings.

“Hey Bunny we gotta go.” I say to her, out of the corner of my eye I see Y/N smile at the nickname.

“Aww why I am having fun” Hope replies

“I’m sorry baby but we have to go.”

“Okay… I will see you tomorrow Miss L/N.” She waves at Y/N.

“Yeah I’ll see you tomorrow as well” I smile and give her a small wink, before heading towards the car. Should I have done that? What if I looked embarrassing? It was too late now. But suddenly preschool wasn’t looking so bad for Hope, or me.

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[turretistrying]

The Caged Bird and The Chased Mouse

Part 1! \/

Okay so this idea wont leave me, genshin Sagau, classic isekai imposter scenario, but you didnt do the main sumeru story quest yet (like i did on my account, I did everything else, except the story when it came out). I’m so sorry if I mess up characterization, spelling, or general writing structure, I don’t write often.

WARNING FOR: Swearing (F-word and thats it)

So let me set the scene:

You have been isekai’ d into the Genshin world and you’re the creator but its an imposter situation. You’ve been to every other region and have been chased out, betrayed by characters you love and trust. You venture into Sumeru, with an idea of the layout but no clue of what will come next when you step into Sumeru City.

You walk into Sumeru City, amazed by the architecture in person but wary of what might happen if people catch a glimpse of your face. You wander around, just listening to conversations and seeing what foods they have to offer, eventually ending up near the Academiya. You consider if you want to set foot into the daunting structure, considering it looks guarded well and if something went wrong you’d be in the deepest trouble, unsure how the Archon of the region would react to you (poorly you assume). But against your best judgement you start walking in, far too curious for your own good. You get a handful of steps into the building until you run into who looks like a playable character, one you haven’t met before but vaguely remember from the leaks. With grey hair and skin tight shirt, look at you with suspicious, I mean who wouldn’t be suspicious of someone in a cloak that you can’t see their face.

“….” He stares at you with an intense gaze, as if we can see right through your disguise, you’re hoping he can’t actually do that.

“Well it seems we have a newcomer, hello there.” He finally speaks, “My akasha doesn’t seem to know who you are, are you new to Sumeru?”

‘Akasha?’ You think, regretting the fact you didn’t play the story quests before getting sent here. You stay silent, unsure how to respond.

“Are you, or are you not? I’d like an answer or else i’m afraid I’ll have to call the guards.” He adds the last part, to add pressure to you.

“Yes, yes! I’m new to Sumeru and I thought I might take a look at the illustrious Aca- uhm, Academiya!” You mess up on the last part, nearly forgetting the name of the building you’re in.

The grey hair man gives a hum in acknowledgment, but doesn’t give any indication that he fully believes you. You’re getting more nervous as the pause stretches on and curse at your idiotic curiosity, you’re praying to whatever higher being thats left in Tevyat to have this guy to let you go. He starts to circle you, taking in your outfit and body language.

“Alright, well, do make sure you don’t cause too much of distraction, the students need their focus.” He finally breaks his silence and gets out of your way. You let out the biggest breath out in relief, the guy absolutely catches it but you don’t care enough at the moment while your body pumps adrenaline. You debate with yourself if you actually want to continue in self or just run out, but decide it’d look far more suspicious to just run out after that exchange. You give a nod to him and start walking to the main door, you’re able to see some books so you assume you’re walking into a library.

Once you enter room and get near the middle, you’re in awe of how large the room is, how high the books reach, and just how many books are crammed in one room. You imagine you could start reading and wouldn’t finish all the books in the library by the time you die. You start walking around the room, with an odd feeling as you walk around, as if someone was watching you, but you brush it off as someone took notice of the weirdo walking through their space. Once you finish that you start your walk out of the Academiya, entirely done of it’s stuffy feeling that you’d mostly ignored.

As you walked out your foot catches a ledge making you fall to the floor, with your hood pulling back enough to show your face, you yelp.

You catch yourself before your face makes contact with the floor, not taking notice that the hood had fallen back. People started to look where the noise came from and stare in shock at seeing the creator’s- no, the Imposters face. You notice the attention on you and reach up to the hood, and pale when you realize what had happened.

You book it.

You run back into the Akademiya, with a vague idea of an escape ruin, you take left and start running up the wooden ramp. You can hear calls of “GET THEM” behind you, thats starting to gain on you. You run through the almost maze-like path with your feet pounding on the stone with students looking at you with bewilderment. Your cloak flipping behind you as you start to get closer to the top, with your ripped clothes underneath showcasing your struggles from the other three Nations.

You reach the top and jump forward, avoiding the spears of guards and get to the large green door, unsure of what’s behind but hoping, hoping to the fake stars above that it’s a safe place. You struggle to get it open but get yourself in and quickly slam the doors shut. You can hear pounding but it doesn’t seem like the door is going to open, you slowly step away and turn around to assess the room you’ve entered. As you look to the orb in the middle to walk forward to get a better look of what seemed to be inside-

Oh your stars.

That’s a fucking child.

What the fuck.

You stare in shock at the little girl seemingly trapped in a green orb in a large empty room. She’s looking at you.

You start walking even closer, she follows the movement. She isn’t scared or mad or venomous, she just watches. You try reaching your hand up to touch her prison, only then realizing that it was too high up for you to touch. She seems to understand what you want to do and touches the wall of her prison, a ghost of a hand touch. You sit down after a few minutes of starring at each other, and yawn. You havent slept in a while due to circumstances, so you lay your head down knowing that any second they could come and get you but honestly, you just wanted a rest and get away from this new reality you’ve found yourself in. You drift off and all you hear is..

“Everything will be okay.”

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Okay so,, i really hope people like this, this was just my thought to the screen and I’m very willing to make a part two!

I also added a doodle because i done know thought it’d add to the story

[satorubrain]

hii i heard ur taking requests so what about gojo with a s/o thats stronger then him/as strong as him?💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

Pairings: Gojo Satoru x Reader.

Tags: Fluff

Synopsis: hcs of gojo with a reader who's as strong as him.

A/N: I FUCKING LOVEEEEEEE WHEN GOJO S/O IS STRONG AS HIM OR EVEN STRONGER THAN HIM. TYSM FOR REQUESTING THIS

This was during the time both of you were still in high school. You weren't dating each other, additionally, you were also a new transfer student. Gojo simply thought of you as perhaps a cute sorcerer and you just wanted to stay away from the white hair blue eyed weirdo.

Much to your dismay, you and Gojo were assigned to exorcise a special-grade curse that had appeared in one of the abandoned villages. It didn't take long for Ijichi to drop you off at the location before setting up a barrier so you both can finish your business.

'I wish he wasn't here, it would've been way quicker' You sigh thinking to yourself. Of course that didn't go unnoticed by Satoru.

"Hey, if you're too anxious don't worry I can handle it all alone" Gojo teased just wanted to get on your nerves.

"No need." You dryly replied before heading off to find the damned curse as he headed in the other direction.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for you to find the curse. Wanting to finish up the work you decided to make quick of the work and within seconds the curse was no more. At the mere snap of your fingers, the curse was crushed and dissipated into thin air. Unfortunately, Gojo saw it as a mere accident. He had just teleported to where you were and witnessed the entire scene.

You fucked up.

You blankly stared at the boy who had his sunglasses taken off with one hand while the other dramatically pointed towards you, his jaw slack with sheer shock you just gave him.

"....what"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT"

Long story short he made it his life mission to unravel all the secrets and that also meant he decided to break down all the walls as you crushed his.

But he's so thankful, selfishly so, thankful that you're always here to share his burden and his responsibilities. How you allow him to seek shelter in your embrace and you, oh so easily lift his worries, taking the burdens off his shoulders.

He's so grateful for the fact that you're at least as strong as him, if not even stronger because it allows him to indulge in his wild fantasies of seeking a life of normalcy. With you, he's liberated from his duty of always protecting the people. With you, he allows himself to be protected. With you, he's not carrying the burdens of humanity. With you, he's just a silly guy who's so in love with his god-like s/o.

Thanks to your power he also understands why people worship him so much because when he breathes in your presence he can't help but be enchanted by your existence. Sometimes he tries to connect the similarities between you two and that helps him love himself. For him loving you is like loving himself. Perhaps even forgiving himself.

I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!

I have been planning to start a series like this and this has been a great motivation. Glad to know theres a lot of strong s/o fuckers out there <3

[REQUESTS ARE OPEN]

[nie7027]

{{I've had this draft saved literally since April 18th 2019 but I didn't post it back then because I wanted to finish the super5 headcanons first... which i of course havent done.

But I think it's finally time I post it.

I reread it recently and I don't think it's as spoilery of other wips as I had initially and thought and its related to the other stuff I'm gonna post soon so why not use it as a preview for it?

Anyway it finally is here. I hope you enjoy this tiny list of headcanons}}

Mob psychobook headcanons

These could actually apply to any social red but Psychobook is the one i know besides Tumblr (and no, none of them have tumblr...maybe just Seri)

Teru's

Teru's used to be the typical popular kid psychobook where used to he the typical popular kid psychobook where he posted pics of the parties he went("Crazy night guys, thanks for inviting me!), his soccer matches ("Another victory for Vinegars soccer team. You are welcome~") and trainings(even some from his personal training when it didnt end that bad), the food he ate at the new trendy coffe he went and the obligatory selfie every couple of days that will make his notifications blow up everytime with likes and comments

Now he sometimes still does those but he posts mostly pics of nice sights he finds on his bicycle routes, pics of him hanging with his friends/new family or the lastest fuck up Reigen did

He, Shou and Tome are invested in a meme competition. Whoever makes Mob laugh the loudest wins. Sadly they have to be with him so he can see them.

Rarely Terus posts a pic of him & Mob (or Mob alone) with the emoji equivalent of a gay keysmash and when he does it drives crazy the whole alumnae of Vinegar middle school, everybody wondering who is that bland looking guy and what Teru meant by that.

Mob's

Mob's used to be empty but now it's filled with pics Tome posts of their karaoke outings, pics where the body improvement club tag him and Terus, shous and tomes memes

But he rarely uses it and doesnt get to see them. Still he likes the milk memes teru found (do those even exist?)

Thats why he doesnt know he has basically become the body improvements star. Captain musashi and the others tend to photos of him with inspirational quotes (warrio male kind of) in the club page to attract new reclutees

After terus mysterious post a swarm of Vinegar students tried to add him as friend

But Mob thinks they are internet weirdos and ignores their invitation

It's actually Dimple who uses it more

Ritsu's

Ritsus used to be th pristine psychobook profile proper of a student council member. He had added the majority of the school and he made posts of the schools next event, resolutions the council had reached after their last session or answered any question any student could have but was to shy to personally ask.

His most personal post where the seldom book quotes he posted from the lastest book he read and liked.

Everything changed with Shou

The students didnt know who he was but suddenly this random kid started to tag Ritsu in even more random posts(most of them hamster related...Ritsu liked all of them?) and post pics of him AND RITSU doing the weirdest things you could imagine

Theres a pic of Ritsu with the most ridiculous susprised face(thats the most expressive people have seen him?? Whats going on?) in front of a microwave in flames. The fact shou edited it with a caption saying "And he didnt believe me eggs could explode" didnt help

Theres another of them hangin at the tallest part of the city (people dont undertsmad how is that even possible? You cant even acces that area)

And theres even a blurry pic that looks like they are running away from a police car

Shinji, who knows whats Ritsu is truly capable of, likes each of those pics

Everybody in Salt middle school is confused. But the only thing they get is Ritsus "Sorry" to Kamuro when the council president makes a blank comment in the infamous police pic.

They quickly recognize Shou as the kid that sometimes flies(yeah FLIES) besides Ritsus classroom or sneaks in the school

Shou's

The only reason Shou made a psychobook profile was to keep in contact with the espers that helped him during the domination arc

But he quickly realizes how useful it is to annoy Ritsu when he is bored

Besides the memes and Ritsu pics, his psychobook is full of interesting facts of different animals and reblogs of drawings from artist he follows and tutorials

As Mob he was invaded by a swarm of vinegar students once he appears in one of Terus pics. He accepts all of them the same way he accepted Ritsus classmates. It ends well for him because that way his drawing are seen by many peoplea and he receives lots of likes.

It takes a while but he finally unblocks Seri one day. Seri likes each and every thing he posts and makes encouraging comments on his drawings.

Serizawa's

Seri had a profile during his isolation days where he added many "friends" (random internet weirdos) with whom he talked about the things he liked and the media he consumed

Once he rejoins society with the Spirits and such cre he makes a new personal profile

He only has his family, the spirits and such crew, his school friends and the super5 added but thats all he needs

He follows many cooking and baking pages and once he learns to cook he saves the recipes he wants to try

He doesnt know if he cried more the day Shou unblocked him or they day Teru put him as his dad.

Minegishis

Minegishi only has the super5, Mob Ritsu, Tome and his coworkers added as friends

He follows many pages about plants and how to take care of them and pages that post downloadable audiobooks for Shimazaki

He rarely posts but he likes all the posts where he is tagged.

His elder coworkers tag him in lovely pictures of flowers with inspirational quotes. He likes those too.

The other super5 make fun of him for this but they secretly like them, especially those that talk about being a good person.

He follows many trolling pages too but never reblogs them. He doesnt want the other to know where he gets some of his humor sense.

Hatori

Hatori follows mostly memes pages, specially those about programming because he can "relate"

He say he understands them. (He doesnt)

He almost fell for the "delete system32 to make you computer faster" joke but his coworkers stopped him. He passed it as him messing around

Shibata's

Shibata follows personal trainers and healthy foods pages

He and Seri swap recipes they find and think the other might like

He saves exercises routines and tries to convince the other super 5 to try them with him.

Specially Hatori, he needs them.

He is only succesful when he finds those routines based on fictional characthers

It doesnt last much

He follows the body improvement club page. He actually sends some of the quotes that end up in some of the Mobs pics.

Shimazaki's

Shimazaki doesnt have a psychobook per se

It's a bot that hatori made to post "uwu" ":3" or "nyas~" every once in a while

The profile pic is the photo they took of Shimazaki wearing the prank glasses

Sometimes the other super5 post photos of their hang outs

"Its our register of Shimazakis progress!" says Hatori

Sometimes it receives messages from internet weirdos and most of them go along the lines of "Weren't you the guy that kidnapped the prime minister?".

The others are horny texts.

They delete all of them.

Tome's

Tomes psychobook can be considered the normalest of the spirits and such crew.

Even though half of her posts are cospirational thories and supposedly aliens sightings

Apart from that she has the normal amount of friends ("Seriously guys, why do you have every random you find added?") and posts a regular amount of pics of her hangouts

Besides the memes. Teru and she share LGBTQ content they find interesting

Seri somehow is the first to know about the lastest news of the videogames they follow and tags her on them

She edits Terus posts of Reigen fuck ups and turns them into memes. The super5, Ritsu and Dimble(using Mobs profile) always like them.

Its on psychobook where she organizes the telepathy club next reunion

She has been nagging Mob and Take to use their psychobooks more so they can see in time what they are planning to do

Takenaka's

Take has enough with the whole wind reading thing. Good luck trying to convince him to make a psychobook profile.

Reigen's

Since his birthday during the separation arc Reigen decided to completeley get away from his psychobook seeing as how little those persons cared for him

But he forgets to delete the app

So one day his phone cant stop blaring with notifications and when Reigen picks it up to see what the hell was going on

He had messages and messages of exfriends congratulating him for his son and saying things like "Wow Reigen, you had it very closeted" "we didnt know you were so private" "who is the lucky mother?"

Teru had put him as his dad

Reigen was having an existencial crisis and needed some comfort so he started searching Seri

Only to find him crying because Teru did the same to him

They ended togeyher as a crying mess sprawled over the couch. Only Dimple got to see them like that

So writing my fanfic "Sunflower" made me think of these headcanons but i couldnt post them then because i hadnt finished the super5 headcanons and didnt want to spoil some things. As you can see this finally shows what Ive been saying of "College funds", "Sunflower" and the "super5 headcanons" taking place in the same universe.

Really, i wrote down a timeline of how these things overlap and can tell you what the s&s crew were doing while shimazaki was fucking around or what the super5 were doing while the crew celebrated terus birthdays.

[haileyywrites]

Summary: As an artist Kaveh is constantly looking for new inspiration to continue his projects, one day he decides to look for it in the House of Daena where he meets you...

Pairings: Kaveh x gn!reader

Notes/Warnings: Reader is completely gender neutral! Poc friendly! Fluff! Written before Kaveh has been released so possibly ooc! Not completely proofread!

Like a weirdo he once again stood in front of the same bookcase "browsing" for the nth time this week. The other people who went even semi regularly to the library of course noticed his strange behavior, though none wished to approach the blonde about it. It wasn't like he was causing trouble or going out of his way to distract others, he just stood there...

He had needed some inspiration for his next project. While ordinarily the House of Daena wasn't the place he went for inspiration he needed entirely something fresh this time. You didn't stand out from amongst the other students initially, but once he laid his eyes on you it was something he had never experienced before...

His heartbeat quickened and his palms became sweaty as you quickly glanced in his direction and cast a smile towards him. He was whipped from that moment on. He picked up the book he was looking for and sat down at the table next to yours, but honestly he wasn't even paying attention to the book. His head rested against his palm as he looked at you and watched your expression change occasionally as you kept reading. You didn't even notice his gaze on you as you were deeply lost in your book.

Some hours passed and you turned to look at a clock to see it was time for your next class, you closed your book and left in a hurry to continue on with your day. He was left sitting staring into emptiness, still lost in his daydreams. The other students stared in consern or amusement, but didn't care enough to interfere with the strange blonde.

After that day he would visit the House of Daena at least once a day to wait and hope he would see you again, a person who's name he didn't even know... He couldn't help himself, whenever he let his thoughts linger they would always be filled with you. Those cute expression you made while reading, that warm smile and bright eyes had him in a chokehold.

He knew he shouldn't be such a coward and just approach you, but he never could bring himself to disturb you while you were so focused on whatever you were reading. At least thats the excuse he used to justify not approaching you, it was definitely not the fact that he had a huge crush on you and thus couldn't approach you out of nervousness. Definitely not.

Out of the corner of his eye he sees a student look at him before going straight towards you, he said something to you and pointed at Kaveh making you follow the direction he was pointing. Which was him. Kaveh could feel his heart stop for a split second as a nervous sweat enveloped his entire form. He was sent into fight or flight and chose the latter as he sprinted out of the library leaving everyone absolutely stunned.

He could only stop once he was outside of Sumeru City and almost collapsed onto his knees from the adrenaline finally leaving his body. He was out of breath and slowly started to think more clearly about the situation. He couldn't believe he had just done that! As if not being pointed out by another student wasn't bad enough, but after bolting out like that you'd surely think he was a weirdo or a creep...

“Oh, Archons!” He gripped his blonde locks tightly as he tried to calm down and think of what to do next.

For a while he couldn't bring himself to enter the House of Daena under any circumstances, the thought of making you uncomfortable due to his presence wasn't something he wanted. But, leaving without explaining himself to you was eating him up inside. Even if you wouldn't believe he wasn't a weirdo at least he would have some peace of mind... He hoped you would understand his intentions weren't nefarious.

As soon as he set foot inside everyone was either staring at him or pretending not to, it was incredibly awkward. Some began whispering amongst themselves, making him feel incredibly self-conscious... He walked over to his usual spot to stare at the books, but actually picked on off of the shelve to skim through to occupy himself and his racing thoughts.

“Finally found something to read?” Someone beside him asked.

He curiously turned away from to book only to be faced with your smiling face. All words escaped his mouth leaving it slightly agape from surprise and shock, you simply giggled lightly at his face. It wasn't a laugh making fun of him, his face was just too cute not to laugh at!

“I'm sorry?” He quietly asked, still not quite believing this to be reality.

“I've noticed you standing there almost everyday you know. You just stand there and never pick anything to actually read!” You continued to smile.

“Oh, I...” He didn't know what to say in response as he lightly scratched his cheek.

You noticed his hesitation, “I'm not disturbing you am I? I understand if you want to read in peace.”

“No! I mean no, it's fine. I was just flipping through it.” He managed to say.

“I see! So, still nothing that has caught your attention?”

“No, not really I suppose...” You had caught his attention, you were the reason he was even here. But he absolutely couldn't say that out loud!

“I could give you some suggestions? I've read a ton and I'm sure I could find something to suit your tastes!” You smiled brightly, your eyes glimmering with hope.

“Oh, um. Sure!” He nodded with equal excitement.

“Great! Then lets meet at Puspa Cafe at noon?” You asked.

“Okay! Noon, sounds good!” He smiled back.

“It's a date then! I have to rush now, but see you later!”

You exchanged names before you hurried off to your next lecture with a bright smile and quick a wave. Kaveh waved back before the realization of your words hit him like a ton of bricks.

“A date?!” He almost screamed.

His cheeks grew warmer and rosy red from the realization, he couldn't believe you had just casually asked him to go out with you! He had been building up his courage to do so for weeks or possibly couple of months! He was far from complaining and couldn't help but smile at the outcome.

People were still staring and some were quite shocked by the outcome, but Kaveh didn't even notice them anymore. He was on cloud nine, lost in his own giddiness that he almost left the library jumping and skipping from how happy he felt! He gripped the book still in his hands tightly, it was declared his lucky object from now on - even if it wasn't quite something he would ordinarily read...

A/N: He's so beautiful! No matter what banner he is on I'll be pulling just for him <3 Sorry this is so short, but feel free to like and or reblog if you liked it!

[typekiku]

TSUKIHIME FASHION REVIEW 2!!

HELLO EVERYONE!!

it is i your epic and incredible kiku

patiently waits for applause

well damn ok no applause...

MOVING ON... considering im just screaming into the void who cares for applause anyways RIGHT?

so this is more of me ranting about the designs of the characters from the single greatest media franchise since barney that is tsukihime. lets get right into it with the man the legend the GOAT the weirdo our beloved...

SHIKI TOHNO

this man saw a bad bitch like arcueid and dressed up like this holy shit.

like lets think about this for a second

he saw ARCUEID

ARCUEID BRUNESTUD

and dressed up like that?

is he not ashamed?

if it was me id be dressing up like im the king of england (forgive me for mentioning engl*nd) but no this boy wore that shirt

a thousand curses on shiki tohno

this is his normal getup and it aint too bad tbh. in fact i lowkey fuck with it. i may even find this good looking (random fun fact: this is the first time we ever see shiki and its not even in the original vn its from plus disc)

i get hes a student but why the fuck are you dressed up like that in evening anyways actually wtf.

his taste in fashion is really questionable even more so then the GODDESS arcueid

now THIS is what i want even if i can still see that abomination of a shirt

the apron with mushroom man himself making an appearance is cute but more importantly theres a certain GODDESS arcueid who is my wife (dont correct me on this matter i have proof) in this picture which drives up his rizz by 100 points

and hes serving food like any good servant servant should...

goddamn arcueid is cute... good on her! good on her.

um what were we talking about?

ok onto the remake shiki because im SICK of og designs and seriously missing my wife arcueid

ok this like most remake (re)designs actually looks really good i cant lie. he doesnt have that godawful abysmal shitty trash ugly painful terrible demonic shirt

THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THI-

sorry i cant help it. i live in fear of it. i mourn my innocence i lost upon sight of this THING. how dare you takeuchi for invading my eyesight with this thing. he also designed arcueid tho so i guess it all evens out

look at this world that could've been... a peaceful world.. a complete world....

Arcueid receiving a variety of incredibly beautiful dresses while shiki receives... jacket and jacket and uh jacket i mean they really couldve had everything.

ok he did get another jacket in the series im sorry i stand corrected but i really like the black shirt!! thats an upgrade and a HALF

yay shiki

seriously i miss arcueid

anyways this is where ill stop befor-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

ok enough im sick and tired of the visual abuse

anyways its time for me to go and play tunguska so i can kick koyanskayas incredibly alluring ass. feel free to uh do whatever ig

[savethelifeofmychild]

OK. i realize. so many of these transgenders are shy freaks and stuff and no one ever starts conversations with people they dont know except weirdos. well maybe im a weirdo maybe i can be it. because i been thinking like i shouldnt have to be the one that always engages first. i thought everyone had the capability of going up to a cute stranger and saying hi but i suppose not. i figured if people didnt talk to you or say anything to you or smile at you then theyre obviously not interested. im not even talking dating right now im talking FRIENDLINESS. so okay everybodys just waiting for everyone else to say something to them huh? so i have to be the guy that says something first always cause if i wait we'll both just be there waiting.so i haveto do it all cause im the only guy in the world that figured this out and thats why everyone just IGNORES me all thetime.... um. id at least like some smiles tho can we at least start looking at each other? god i hate university students and dont anybody tell me to try going somewhere where people are trying to make friends. that is not a thing OK can the whole beautiful world please be a place where we all try to make friends

[xxmia0wm4yh3mxx]

GLOOZE

(Chapter: 3)

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This one is even worse sorry :(

Also the next one might not be out in a while idk give me a few weeks but im really enjoying making these!!! :3

Part 2 Part 1

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In the Learning room, the Pals where sitting in their assigned waiting for class to start, while the pals were talking amongst eachother, The Boy was Dying of boredom even though Class haven't even started

He leaned back in his chair until he fell over backwards, he got up from the floor and readjusted his Chair and Slamed his Bloby Head on his desk, the only good thing about this hell was that he had the freedom of nobody telling him what to do and now that was taken from him, this could not get worse

Enock whispering: Psst PSSSSSSST! Greenie guy, Hi! Its me! Enock! Hiiii!!!!

God @$#%ing %$#@it, the weirdo was sitting right next to him, the boy Rolled his eye trying to ignore this Idiot as much as possible

Because he was ignoring him, Enock started poking him with a pencil

Enock slighty louder: psst! Greenie guy! Guess what! Guess! Guess! Greenie guy! Guess!

The Boy: WHAT?!?

The Boy shouted at Enock irritated, and Qwerty peaked over to them

Qwerty: excuse me, New student, I understand you are new to this class so I must inform you that shouting is not permitted in the Classroom, but because you are new, I will not tell the Teacher, however, Enock, You have been told many times to not shout in class yet you have not compiled with this command

Enock looked down sad

Enock: I know... I'm sorry...

Qwerty: I will be telling Mister Able about this

Enock: okay... sorry...

Qwerty went back to studying, The Boy was just staring like he just saw someone discarding a banana and eating the peel, Enock immediately went back to his cheery tone and whispering to The boy

Enock whispering: Greenie Guy, guess what?

The Boy Irritatedly: What?

Enock: My Uncle Is the Teacher!!

The Boy sarcastically: Oh Wow, Thats Greeeaaat, I'm Sure he's just has weird has you and your Dad...

Enock: Not really, Actually my My dad and My Uncle are super duper different! My dad always super duper excited and My Uncle is really, really calm, but still fun! They're kinda like night and Day, Oh that reminds me! Yesterday, I was showing Ms. Moon and Ms. Sun my new song, and they really really liked it! Though sometime I think that Ms. Moon likes My Dad, and also my mom, she's kinda weird but also really Pretty and Smells like birthday cake, also-

The Bell rang, indicating the start of class, A thin man wearing a shiny, blue suit and a top hat, like The Weird Teeth guy was wearing, but instead of teeth for a head, he had a Giant green eye with Long eyelashes

The Eyeball guy wrote "Ringmaster Able" on the Chalkboard

Able: Good morning Class, My Name is Ringmaster Able, now do you know why im telling you all something you all already know?

The class gave an unenthusiastic and annoyed "No"

Able: Well, Its because we have a new student!!

The Boy: Oh god...

Able: you there, Slimy Boy, Why don't you tell the class your name?

The Boy froze, He tried to think of his Name, A name, a Name, anything at all about him

The Boy: Um... I-Its... Um...

The Boy Tried to remember, but the more he tried, the more it hurt, He started panicking and hyperventilating, everyone was staring at him

Enock whispering: Hey, Arukay?

The Boy didn't respond he just kept hyperventilating, Enock reached out to Touch him

Able: Uh- um- lets start the Lesson!

The Boy snapped back into reality and Slapped Enock's Hand away

Enock: Sorry....

Enock rubbed his hand

Later in class, The students were taking notes, Able was rambling about something, The Boy didn't know what about he was pretty much dying from boredom, He would rather be doing absolutely anything else, ANYTHING else, ANYTHING but listening to this eyeball guy ramble about... Whatever it was he was talking about

Enock whispering: Pst Hey Greenie Guy, Psssst!!

The Monkey's paw must've curled

Enock: Psst! Hey! PSSSSSSSST!!

The Boy whispering: What?

Enock: wanna See something cool??

The Boy: Whatever...

Enock: Oki!

Enock held up a drawing of a parade of a music band of owls and a marching band of frogs, It was pretty weird, but much more entertaining than Whatever The Blue guy was talking about

Enock: wanna See more?!

The Boy: Uh, Sure

Enock shows him A drawing of Cowboy Calaveras riding on Velociraptors with swords, chasing Racoon bandits and a Dragons Riding a Skateboards, and Honestly it was kinda cool, and the drawings were pretty good

Enock: Cool right?!

The Boy: Totally! I mean- Yeah I guess, Whatever

Enock: Yeah! And Guess what? When I grow Up, Imma be able to bring them to life!! My dads gonna Teach me!!

The Boy: Really?! You think he can teach me too?!

Patchricia whispering: Guys! What are you doing?! Were supposed to be taking notes!

Enock: Oh Golly!

Enock panicked as he tried to retrieve his notebook and gel pens, only to spill the pens all over the floor, He hurriedly knelt down to pick them up, but kept dropping them in haste

Able: Enock?

Enock Looked up startled by his Uncle

Able: Enock, have you been paying attention, or have you been drawing the whole time again?

Enock: Uh- I- um.. I-I-

Patchricia snickered at his misfortune, The Twins started whispering to eachother, presumably about Him, Enock started tearing up, Qwerty Helped Enock pick up the rest of gel pens for Their Cousin

Qwerty: You should allocate more time to acquiring valuable information rather than engaging in unproductive drawing activities, I believe You will find it more beneficial to Your Future

Qwerty neatly put the Pens on His desk in Rainbow order, Enock sat back down at his desk, staring at the empty notebook, He looked, frustrated, The Boy didn't know he Just looked at him With... Understanding? Empathy? He didn't know And didn't know why but he felt bad for him

Later, Able Set up an activity for the Pals

Able: Alright everyone, Pick a partner!

Princess Partnered with Princely Patchricia partnered with Niku And Enock, reluctantly Partnered with Qwerty

Patchricia: Why does Enock always get to pair with Qwerty? I wanna Pair With Qwerty!

Niku: hmm... they share skin, do they not?

Princessa: thats a Strange way of saying they're related

Niku: Oh No! No! Im a Freeeeaaak!

Niku put their head in his hands, The Boy moved passed them at looked at The cousins curiously, and Slithered towards them

The Boy: hey, Uh- well- Since you Losers seem like the best bet because you guys are NERDS Can I, Uh, Join you?

Enock: Really?! You want to join!?

Enock was bouncing up and down with joy, Qwerty looked at The Boy nonchalantly

Qwerty: Sir Able told was to only to get into groups of two

Enock: Oh yeah... Oh! Uncle Able! Can The greenie Guy Join our Group? Please, Please, Please??

Able looked over to them

Able: Huh? Oh Of course He can! No harm in a New student making new friends!

Enock Was Practically over the moon, He was jumping up and down flailing his arms, Qwerty looked over to him and Enock calmed down quickly

Later Every one was working on their projects together, Expect for Enock and The Boy, Instead of Working on the Project, They were Listening to Qwerty Explain it in their monotone and flat voice, while The Boy and Enock, The Boy was even more Bored then When Able was Teaching

The Boy whispering to Enock: Ugh This So boring! Can't we help them with the dumb project at least?!

Enock whispering back: Oh, Im not allowed to do Activities anymore

The Boy: What why?

Enock: well... I always mess it up... even when its really simple, it usually ends in pain and Fire...

The Boy: Fire?

Enock: Yeah... last time I let possum into the Room and Everyone Got Rabies

The Boy: I thought possums didn't get rabies

Enock: No thats O-Possums, possums are smaller and look really cute, but also really mean

Enock: Besides, Even If I didn't mess up, Qwerty's would be so much better and make mine look like trash...

The Boy looked at him sad but then he got an idea, He got up went up to the uncomplete display board and took a sharpie and added a doodle of a derpy looking dragon, Qwerty Turned to look at the horrible crime (In Qwerty's eye) the boy was commenting

Qwerty: Excuse me?! What do you think you are doing?

The Boy: im helping You with your dumb Project, DUH! It was Boring so I added a Dragon

Enock looked at The small drawing

Enock: OoOoooOo Its Kewl!!

The Boy: I know right? Like, No offense Blocky, Put you couldn't make a more Boring board thing if you, like, tried

Enock: Oh! Oh! Can I add something?! I brought my Glitter Pens!!

Qwerty: NO.

The Boy: Sure! Just don't add something lame

The Boy and Enock started Doodling all over the project, Qwerty was trying to push them out of they way

Qwerty: HEY! Enock! This is Preposterous, you need to Stop this Immediately!

The Boy: This. Is. Pre-post-er-ous, Like, why do you talk like that?! Its so stupid!

The Boy mocked Qwerty's monotone voice and Enock started Giggling

Enock: HeHe! Yeah Qwerty, You sound lika toaster!!

Qwerty: That doesn't even make any sen- *cough* Mister Able! The New student and Enock are being behaving in a most unacceptable way, And must be disciplined immediately to maintain order in the Classroom!

The Boy: Pfffffffft! Who talks like that?!

Enock: Yeah Qwerty! Who talks like that?!

The Boy and Enock started laughing louder, The other students started staring at them, Able looked over to them bullying His child

Able: Enock! Slime! This Is no way to treat a fellow student!

The Boy: "FelLoW sTuDeNt" So what? They're a nerdy loser! Like You!

Able: Excuse me?!

Able gave an over-the-top offended gesture and Enock starting laughing louder, The Boy felt a Small sense of pride making somebody laugh, and with that encouragement he jumped up on the Table and lifted up the Cardboard display

The Boy: I DON'T NEED THIS DUMB @#$%ING SCHOOL!! BECAUSE I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE AND EVERYONE IN THIS DUMB CIRCUS ELSE IS A @#%$ING IDIOT!!

The Boy let out a thundering war cry and Smashed The Project on The Floor, Making a Large 'Crash!' On the floor, The Class went completely silent

The Boy's cry slowly quieted down and Noticed How Able loomed over him absolutely livid at him

The Boy: .......@#$%

END OF CHAPTER 3

Part 4

[obey-me-mammon-lover69]

your writing is so amazing 💗💖💗💖💗💕💗💖 iaahbbabaha and i cant help but request!!! how would the brothers react to a mc who looks insanely similar to lilith, and even better they are a direct ancestor of her, platonic of course! i can just imagine mc pulling out their family album and Lilith is just chilling there and mc is like oh thats just my great great granny :D

(totally ok if you cant of course )

keep up the good work!!! your writing is great!! dont be too hard on yourself 🕺🕺🕺💖

I rlly struggled with this one trying to figure out how to word it to be poc friendly, and not describe too much on appearances for either reader or Lilith, if you find any language that accidentally describes to much, please tell me!

GN! Reader

Warning: Angst, some of the boys cry, Levi falls down the stairs, Beel and Belphie have panic attacks

LUCIFER:

Your picture wasn’t in the papers he received when admitting you to RAD. So he had no clue what you looked like until you were teleported into the middle of the RAD council room. And it was chaos, not just because you were unfamiliar with the Devildom and frightened, but also because as soon as he laid eyes on you he let out the loudest gasp and almost keeled over from a heart attack.

It's safe to say after that Lucifer got ALOT more protective over you, and seemed to play favourites whenever you were in the picture. You could do no wrong in his eyes...even if you did do wrong. In his mind, this was his second chance with Lilith. Probably even slips up and calls you Lilly, or Lilith on accident, even if you're a male.

Almost has another heart attack when you pull out the scrapbook and point to what looks stunningly like Lilith and call her, "Great-Great-Grandma." Actually collapses straight onto the floor and makes all his brothers panic.

MAMMON:

Let out a girlish scream the second he saw you, it was like he had just seen a ghost...and to him, he basically had. You looked IDENTICAL to Lilith and it freaked him the hell out, it was like a ghost was now their new exchange student. He thought at first that Lucifer was a big weirdo for choosing an exchange student, seemingly specifically because they looked exactly like their dead sister.

He's already pretty protective, after all, that's the job Lucifer assigned him to do. But he gets...better at it. Basically turns into a guard dog...or a protective big brother, whichever you prefer. He's one of the few brothers who actually DOESN'T accidentally call you Lilith, or any nickname for Lilith.

Choked on his noodles when he saw a woman who looked EXACTLY like Lilith in your scrapbook. You had to give him the Heimlich because he was practically choking to death.

LEVIATHAN:

When he saw you when he was running down the stairs to shake down Mammon he slipped on the stairs and came tumbling down and knocked himself out. Mammon carried him to the living room to sleep it off, and he woke up to you looking over him and he immediately assumed he died and went to wherever Lilith went after she died.

After that was all cleared up, Levi basically tries to avoid you. The guilt of losing Lilith in the war, and how after that he has done nothing with his life but be a useless otaku and play video games makes him feel horrible for disrespecting the memory of his sister so he tries to hide as much as he can from you.

Faints with Lucifer upon seeing Lilith in the scrapbook, Levi.exe has stopped working, please reboot your system. Starts crying as soon as he wakes up, and takes a picture of the photo on his phone so he can look at it whenever he wants to beat himself up.

ASMODEUS:

Is at a loss for words upon seeing you, he can't even make his normal remarks because he's too stunned. Goes catatonic for like an hour as his brain tries to reboot and process this new information. Cries for a couple of hours and doesn't even get mad he messed up his makeup because this was an emotionally draining day.

After that, he goes...somewhat back to normal. He tries his hardest to get you to like him and hang out with him. Loves doing spa days with you and painting your nails, sometimes he'll slip up and say something along the lines of, "Lilith loved this colour on her nails." And then claim he never said anything if you ask.

Started crying very loudly and messily when he saw Lilith in your scrapbook, clinging to you tightly and snotting all over you. He's quite emotionally fragile and this knocks him all off.

SATAN:

The most normal out of all the brothers, most of his memories of Lilith are Lucifers. He never really knew her. He finds it incredibly odd that Lucifer would choose you though, and like Mammon assumes it was solely because of your appearance and calls Lucifer a creep for it. Does find it incredibly odd that you look almost identical to her.

He makes no real effort to smother you with affection and love, nor does he completely ignore you. He just acts normal, all while trying to subtly ask you questions about your family tree to figure out a theory on why you look so much like Lilith.

It's ultimately Satan's fault you pull out the scrapbook, and upon seeing your great-great-grandma, the pieces all fall into place like one big jigsaw puzzle.

BEELZEBUB:

He's usually quite chill...he was not chill when he saw you. His hands started shaking, his breathing got rapid and he felt like he was drowning in air. Just the first sight of you caused him to have a massive panic attack. He felt like he just saw the ghost of Lilith, and who could blame him?

After that he sticks around you heavily, always following you around like a nearly 7-foot-tall dog. Offers you his food to you, and becomes incredibly protective of you. He's terrified of losing you, just like he lost the real Lilith. Slips up and calls you Lilith, or Lilly once or twice but immediately apologizes.

Seeing your great-great-grandmother makes him have another panic attack, and he has to sit on the floor next to Levi and Lucifer for a while to try and recuperate.

BELPHEGOR:

Felt Beelzebub's panic attack due to their twin telepathy thing while he was up in the attic, but had no clue how. He was mostly pissed at the fact he couldn't help his twin with whatever was bothering him. When you wondered up to the attic and found him, he immediately found out why Beel had had a panic attack.

He promptly has a panic attack too. His thoughts rage around in his head, he had to kill you because you were a human but...you looked so much like her and just looking at you made him want to cry and the thought of killing you made him want to throw up.

Ultimately, when you release him from the attic. He doesn't kill you, he can't do it, you look too much like her, it'd be like killing Lilith all over again. Upon seeing the scrapbook and the picture of your great-great-grandmother he had to lie down, and hold Beel's hand while they had twin panic attacks.

[leoleolovesdc]

If I was to rewrite victorious Andre would be a cool trans guy who everyone in the school wants to go out w but hes actually secretly (not as much as he’d like to think, but still) pining for Cat, who’s actually aroace and pretty oblivious to his feelings, but she does entertain the thought of being w him which results in some silly situations like:

Cat: [kisses Andre on the cheek]

Cat (giggling): Sorry, I’m such a dork..

Andre: Thank you.

Cat: Huh?

Andre: [telling everything to the gang later]

Tori: Seriously?! “Thank you”??

Andre (sobbing in embarassment): I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, OKAY?

Tori would be this one highschool kid who has gone to one too many identity crisis in middle shool regarding her gender and sexuality and has simply given up on labeling themselves. When she comes to Hollywood arts and the coffee incident happens there’s no romantic or sexual tension w Beck whatsoever (but Jade still hates her out of spite), they become very good friends w Andre just like in the show, is also good friends w Cat and Robbie and forms this unapologetically gay rivalry w Jade.

Jade is basically the same, just maybe less cartoonishly evil?? Still a lot of anger issues, bisexual she/they energy. breaking things and scaring the shit out of ppl. She dates Beck by the beginning but they very obvsly dont get along and its js as delightful as it is annoying hearing them argue abt everything all the fcking time and rant abt how much they hate each other js to not break up (they will eventually, dw)

Beck is not changed much, just more consistent. Sarcastic pretty boy, good actor, very blunt and open about his feelings, simply impossible to scare (maybe that’s why he managed to date Jade for so long💀)

Robbie is js the same weirdo w a puppet, except in this he’d lean more into a asshole-nerd trope. Is a fucking cunt to everyone, probably has big ass crush on Beck that he’ll never admit, flirts w every girl he sees out of insecurity, etc.

In this concept Rex is pretty much his own person, but since Robbie is a jackass then they are over all more similar, Rex still “bullies” Robbie, but it’s slightly toned down as they probably enjoy the same kinda things, have more compatible personalities, etc. Robbie’s js more awkward about… welll, everything.

Trina is still Trina, except we’d treat her like a actual character and not some “look, she’s bad at singing” joke

Cat is similar to her early seasons’ version, she is kinda dumb, volatile and weird but not completely out of it. She kind of knows how to play people (especially boys) to get what she wants. Most of her dumbness would actually be translated into obliviousness, Cat doesn’t notice thiings, she’s always in her own world and doesn’t rlly care abt “normal” things

In this Andre and Tori are best friends (none of the og chow fuckery where they claim beck and andre r besties somehow)

Cat and Robbie are completely platonic on Cat’s side while Robbie makes a few moves on her once in a while (w/o any intention of actually dating her)

Jade and Tori are just gay. I can’t really explain any way else. It’s the same as in the show, just more explicitly gay. Like, in the way where Jade probably goes out of her way to make Toris life miserable but gets very mad whenever someone else does it (shes probably screamed “only i can make her life living hell” at students in hollywodd arts more than once). Tori is also meaner to jade in retaliation, but theyre both kind of into fighting each other so its not rlly that much of a rivalry and more of a amusing thing. Theyre also weirdly jealous of each other. Jade chases people down the hall with scissors whenever someone makes a move on Tori

Beck and Tori are 100% platonic, they hang out more than they did in the show (which fuels jades bother w them in the beginning) but remain abt the same level of closeness

Jade is.. less mean to Cat. Like they dont find bothering her as funny bc she js doesnt understand it and it ends up being meaningless, thats kind of the only reason they manage to get along

Cat and Beck r pretty much the same as the show, still kinda big bro and lil sis dynamic

Cat and Tori are like the girlies ever. They go shopping together, gossip abt everything and everyone bc they know that no one else likes listening to them

Beck is pretty chill, w Robbie, who as I said, is kinda gay for him, theyre not that close but also not not-friends

Andre and Beck are very close, they fight a lot abt silly stuff but always make up and go back to being bros in less than a day

Robbie is kinda mean to Tori but theyre twice as mean back so they make it work🫶

Jade intimidates the shit outta Robbie, he is a jackass to everyone except her bc he knows he’ll get his dick chopped off if he tries anything funny

I already expanded on Andre and Cat’s dynamic, so yeah

Idk why am i even writing this but here it is

[hinako-supremacy]

please tell us killer cupids lore PLLEEEAASSEEEEEEE

i usually just reveal and come up with little tidbits of lore in random kilelr cupif posts (sometimes having different versions and universes) but i will try to write down the most consistent. i may be forgetting some things though hehe

(btw the lore isnt really static, it can be kind of all over the place and inconsistent. and for the little tidbits just go through his tag)

here we go v

one fateful day somewhere in pennsylvania, madsion valentino was born into a very large family of criminals(secret style) and general weirdos, so yeah from the start he was gonna turn out weird. he spent his days reading fairy tales, folk tales and horror stories, and oh how he loved to dissect roadkill! he loved all things scary and all things lovey

in his younger years, he would be bullied a lot, by teachers and students alike, but also he'd beat the shit out of his bullies in blind rage (berserker style) and there would be one million horrors and living nightmare redacted trauma, and he would keep mostly to himself and read (haha, kind of like scarecrow). hed like animals better than people, seeing himself more as an animal, kind of like

a very creature guy

further on he would actually grow more interested in people then become fascinated by humans and love to study them!!! anatomy and anthropology and psychology, wonderful!!! dissect things always <33 study peoples reactions to things and their behaviors and the way they think (and hed get a little silly with it, a little terrorizing with it) hed also love history!! and research history of gotham. interest!!!! hed be in awe of the history of gotham and the architecture and all that

so. when he went to college to become a doctor, hed go to gotham university, since its like. right over there. and gotham!! interest!!!! (hes like with gotham the way i am with boston (GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD 💪💪💪)) so then he becomes a physician at arkham asylum cause hes like "ohoho i'll meet all SORTS of interesting people there." and thats where he meets jeremiah, and let me tell you, the second he meets this man its love at first sight. he wants to know all about him, become his bestie, put him under a microscope and all that. and jeremiah is so nice to him... madison finds him so kind... so.. interesting!!! and hes so cute when hes stressed!! want to give him a big smooch!!! and bite him and be with him forverv all time!! and keep him in his basement i mean what

madison always tries to find out everything he possibly can about jeremiah and get close to him. though he finds that jeremiah doesnt like to be asked about himself... but the scarecrow, one of the inmates hes very much grown to like, admires even, and become a bit of friends hehe, he used to be with jeremaih!! find out some things from him 🔍🔍🔍 and madison has definitely heard stories and done research about arkham itself and the family. each day his obsession grows more and more <3 start following him around and stealing from him

and with scarecrow, the two find they have so much in common, similar interests and things, two peas in a pod!! he finds he feels so comfortable around him.. so free... wiow! he can say batshit crazy things to this guy! he can BE batshit crazy with this guy!!!

some point, madison sees some rando that reminds him of jeremaih, he thinks "hey. what if i brutally murdered that guy. what if i cannibalized that guy while pretending he was jeremiab." (i got this idea from the first episodes of hannibal, yes. the whole "i killed them so i wouldnt kill you" thang) and so he does, and as he rips the heart out he has an idea "what if i mail this heart to jeremiah, how would he react? would he be horrified? i hope so." so he put it in one of those heart shaped boxes for chocolates and thehhrehes his valentine <3

also, how he became a werewolf: same reason gregor samsa became a bug, god said "why so creatureous?" and turned him into wolf becasue