#thats SERGIO to you bitch

[scrollonso]

"checo deserved to be dropped way more than logan" im mailing you a bomb.

[norizz-nation]

Hi can you please do Daniel Riccardo x innocent Horner reader and he’s likes protective over you and like daddy x baby girl relationship please 🤍

Of course girl! This daniel bitch is always top tier 😩🤌🏼

Someone older ❤️

Summary: dating someone who was in your father, christian horner's team is something you never thought of. but things had to change when you both felt this tension and heat between the two of you

Warnings: nsfw, 18+, age gap (reader is 20), daddy kink, innocence kink, a bit possessive behavior, virgin reader, dacryphilia, praise kink, violence, size kink

You always saw daniel on the tv. You were probably 12 or 13 when he was in your dad's team. You even went to the paddock sometimes with your dad. daniel always treated you nicely. he's always so soft for you. he would always give you a tight hug whenever he met you.

but now, youre not 12 anymore. youve grown. just celebrated your 20th birthday. youre finally in your adulthood while daniel is a man now. he is so hot. so breathtaking. is it wrong? should you not feel the heat you feel everytime he comes a bit closer to you or when he catches you from falling, wrapping his arms around your waist? does he feel the same way? does he feel the love you have for him when you smile at his words or when he catches you staring at him? does he know that youre in love him? what if he doesn't love you? the age gap was so hurtful.

your mind started to wander in those thoughts as you were getting ready for the race. it was the australian grand prix. daniel's home race. you wore a long white sundress, exposing your collarbone perfectly. you knew that he loves the way you look in sundresses. how much angelic you look, how pure you look. to match the sundress you wore a floral choker with it. the choker was white with a glimpse of baby pink. you then finished doing your makeup and left with your dad.

the paparazzi's clicking thousands of picture every second as you smiled at most of the camera, trying your best not to be rude to them. "hey y/n! youre here after a really long time. how are you?" sergio said smiling at you. "i know, just wanted to be a nice daughter, right dad?" you said giggling as you looked at your dad. "i'll see you later love, take care. checo?" you dad called out as there was just 3 more hours left for the race. you then sighed a bit and went to max's garage for a little talk with him. after having a good talk you then sat there being on your phone as you felt someone tower in front of you. you looked up and saw daniel smiling at you. "hey daniel! how's it going?' you asked as you jumped up and hugged him. your hands around his neck. you had to stand on your tippy toe to do that. you let out a relieved sigh as your grip got tighter. so did his. "oh i missed you y/n" he said softly. his words made your heart beat faster.

you missed him too. do you tell him that? do you just tell him how much you missed him and kiss him? "y/n?" he called out as you snap back to reality. "oh thats so sweet of you daniel" you said as you pulled away from his touch. you brushed your hair out of your face as you tried to avoid eye contact. you were so confused on what to do as you took few steps back. "Whats wrong y/n?" daniel asked, being concerned as you shook your head, smiling awkwardly. "N-nothing daniel. I gotta go" you said as you left the garage. He was still standing there with a confused look on his face.

Your smile grew so big when you saw daniel on the podium. He was p1. Although your dad was having a hard time since max crashed his car with his teammate sergio. Both of them getting dnf. You were sad for them but seeing daniel on the podium was something so magical. You didn’t even blink, scared to miss a moment. You looked with an awe as you stood in the crowd. You couldn’t help but giggle when you saw him do the shoey and forcing charles and lewis too. It was crazy how daniel noticed you in the crowd and smiled at you as you smiled back at him. You knew daniel was gonna throw a party. He had to. It was his home race after all and he won.

You wore a black satin dress with black lace around your chest area. Your tits looking perky. You looked all over the place to find daniel, to congratulate him but you couldn’t find him. You sighed and went to the bar counter getting a drink as you saw a guy staring at you. You started to get uncomfortable as you tried to ignore him. That guy was about to say something but you quickly got up and went to the balcony. Leaning on the railing as you looked outside. You flinched as you heard the balcony door open as you turned around to look at who was there. Fuck. Again that guy. You rolled your eyes as you turned around again ignoring him.

"You didn’t let me talk that time. Im-" he said as you interrupted him. "I dont wanna talk! Please!" you said, sounding a bit frustrated. "Wha-what why?" he said as he got closer. You then took a few steps back. His hand grabbed your wrist tightly as you looked at him with furrowed brows. "What the fuck! Get your hands off me!" you shouted as you saw the balcony door open again. It was Daniel. Thank god.

"Whats going on? Y/n are you okay?" he asked as you felt the grip on your wrist to loosen. "Wow look the winner is here. How cute" that guy said as you tried to pull your hand away from his grip. Daniel's eyes got darker as he clenched his jaw eyeing that guy up and down. "Get. Your. Hands. Off" daniel said, his voice so cold. "What? No way, look at her. She's so fuckable isn’t she?" he said as you got more uncomfortable. Daniel then grabbed his collar as he looked furious, stopping himself from killing that guy now. "I said get your fucking hands off her or else you’ll fucking regret it i swear" he said as that guy smirked at him and the grip from your wrist pulled away but you flinched when you felt his hand on your arm, brushing it.

It didnt take much for daniel to punch him in the face. "Oh my god, daniel stop!" you shouted as you tried to pull him away but he was just too strong. That guys face was all bloody as you started to get scared. Your hands were shaking as you tried to pull him away. Daniel just didn’t stop. That guy was almost dying and that was scaring you a lot. "D-daniel please, stop. Please!" you pleaded. That guy's eyes were red by all the blood. You didn’t know what to do to stop him. So you just hugged him tightly as his aggression started to ease up. "fucking cunt" he said as his chest heaved up and down. You hugged him tightly as you looked at the guy who was almost dead, hoping he's not gonna die.

You were currently cleaning all the blood from his fingers and knuckles as you stayed quite. You didnt say a single word.

Do you mean that much to him? Do you mean something to him? Do you ask him all these? Do you just forget about the age gap and just confess your feelings?

Your mind went blank as you questioned yourself all these. Daniel looked up at you "im sorry y/n" he said. You didnt even look at him as you cleaned his bruised hand. “Im sorry i scared you” he said, his words were hurting you and you dont know why. “It’s okay” you said, sounding like a whisper. You sniffled as tears formed in your eyes. Daniel then stood up in front of you, looking down at you. “Y/n, look at me” he said as he cupped your face with his hand. You looked up at him, his eyes were so soft. His eyes were so concerned.

What if you kiss him now? Will it be too dramatic? Is it wrong? Will daniel kiss you back?

Your mind rushed through the thoughts. It felt like all your pain was gone as you felt daniel’s lip against yours. His kiss was soft yet hungry. It felt like you were gonna melt in his touch. His kiss felt so good. Daniel then pulled away, looking down at you as you furrowed your brows because of this reaction. You looked at him, waiting for him to say something. But he didn’t. His eyes said the words his mouth couldn’t. His eyes said that he wants you. “Is it wrong my love?” He said, hoping you’d say that it’s not wrong. You then smiled softly as you said, “No its not daniel. I’ve wanted you forever” comforting him with your words as you brushed your thumb on his beard. He’s so beautiful. “Do you want me?” You said daniel as your eyes never left his. Daniel then wrapped his arms around you as he smiled down at you, “always” he said as he kissed you again. This time it was more hungry. you moaned soflty in between the kiss. daniel then pulled away, letting a string of spit connect the lips of the two of you. "youre so beautiful baby girl" he said as you eyed you up and down. his thumb brushing your cheek bones and your bottom lip. "so pure and innocent for this cruel world, such a cute little baby girl" he said as you looked up at him, breathlessly.

daniel's hand roamed all over your body as he placed wet kisses every where. making sure you smell like him. "youre so perfect babygirl. fuck" he whispered as you squirmed at his touch. his hands brushed against your thigh as you bucked your hips up, just wanting his touch in that specific place. that was aching for him. "please, i want you, daddy" you whined out as daniel scoffed and let out a laugh. "aww baby girl youre that needy? youre that needy that youre calling me daddy?" he said as you shamelessly nodded your head. "well then my baby girl gotta beg properly" he said tauntingly. you whined as your head fell back. it was so intense that you were naked while daniel was fully clothed. "daddy please" you pleaded and daniel shook his head. "not that good, do it again baby girl"

you let out a frustrated sigh as you pleaded again, properly this time. "daddy please, i want you to fuck me, please" daniel smiled at you, being impressed as he kissed your forehead. "since you asked so cutely, then why not" he said.

you moaned out as daniel rubbed his tip on your clit. you were soaking wet. but just when he was about to push his dick inside your pussy, you stopped him. "daddy, i-im..." you didnt finish. daniel then cupped your face. "what is it baby girl hm? tell me" your cheeks grew red. "im a v-virgin d-daddy" you said softly, avoiding eye contact. daniel couldnt help but smile. "aww youre such an innocent little baby, arent you? so young and so innocent" he said as you bit on your lower lip. "dont worry baby girl, you'll like it. i'll make sure you love every single moment of it" he said kissing you softly. your pussy clenched as his dick went deeper inside of you. your head fell back as tears formed in your eyes. "fuck baby girl, you feel so good" he said groaning. his groans made your pussy clench more. "oh you like it when i talk to you like that huh?" he said smirking as you just nodded, since getting words out of your mouth was too much work. "f-fuck daddy its b-big, s-so big nghh" you moaned as you grabbed the bedsheets.

his thrusts were sloppier as your pussy got more wet. "fuck baby girl, what did i do to deserve this pretty little pussy of yours? youre doing so good for me. good girl" he said breathlessly. you shut your eyes as tears rolled down your cheeks. it was all too much for you. the guy you always fantasized about finally fucked your brains out. "i've been wanting your pussy ever since your 19th birthday baby girl, you looked so beautiful in that dress that showed every curve of yours, fuck" he groaned. "d-daddy im gonna c-cum, s-so bad!" you screamed out as daniel's pace didnt stop. "me too babygirl, me too" he said as his breath got heavier. you mind went blank as you felt your orgasm rush to you. you could think straight as you closed you eyes, trying to get down from your high. you then felt daniel kiss your stomach breathlessly. "youre so perfect baby girl, i love you" he said as you pulled on his arm signaling him to lay down beside you. you hugged him as you rested your head on his chest. "i should've said this earlier that i missed you too, i missed you so much. i love you" you said softly. his fingers brushed your hair as he kissed your head.

falling in love with someone older wasn't a bad decision. it didnt matter since you two loved each other a lot. and about your dad, christian? well you can just convince him later. but what if he doesnt like the fact that you're in love with the ex-redbull driver, daniel ricciardo? does that mean that you have to stop seeing him? will he hate daniel for being with you?

A/N: requests are open! feel free to ask what you want me to write! luv you ❤️

[liverpool-enjoyer]

THE CHRISTIAN PULISIC ELECTION HEADCANON 😭😭😭 Do you have any more headcanons for the few American students?

in fact i do!!!

ok regarding the christian election headcanon. i cannot stress enough how fucking EXCITED this boy was to get his fellow students (underage, non-american students) registered to vote 😭😭 bless his heart

ok ive spent a lot of time considering why tf these random ass american kids are at uefa in the first place

so christians mom is actually the mayor of dc!! (a random fictional mayor. i have no fuckin clue who the actual mayor of dc is)

and she knows her public school system is utter dogshit (again idk if thats actually true ive never been to dc) so she pulled some strings to get her son into some cushy private school he technically has no business being at

as for the other american kiddos (weston, gio),,, basically theyre all one big friend group n theyre christians friends from elementary n middle school

and when christian was aboutta start at uefa he was sad that he was gonna leave all his friends behind

so he was like. mom 🥺 im gonna be lonely without my friends at my new school 🥺 can you please use your important person powers so i can take them with me 🥺

and she was like. fine 🙄. n now christian gets to go to school w his friends!!

youll notice i didnt mention tim weah before. thats cause hes a different story

hes also at uefa due to his parents pulling strings. yknow cause his dads the fucking PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA. a fact that makes me do a double take every time i hear it.

stop me if youve heard this one before: gio reynas parents actually blackmailed his fucking VOLUNTEER, SUNDAY LEAGUE SOCCER COACH to get their son more minutes.

in an ironic twist of fate, serigo uses this incredibly embarrassing information to make gios life miserable

the amerigang doesnt even like soccer that much tbh, but all the other uefa students play it n they wanted to feel included

they much prefer baseball, n can be found at nationals park most weekends

the place they most often hang out at is christians house in colonial village

gio and christian find weston and tims stories of the shenanigans of their class (mosty revolving around federico and dusan) wildly entertaining

several students have approached christian asking if he can talk to his mom abt getting sergio banned from the district

kenan likes to follow weston around, so he just,,, hangs out w the american kids sometimes. they fw him.

gio is a freshman, while christian tim n weston are sophomores

none of them are old enough to drive, which makes hanging out kind of a bitch

christian tries to hang out w the croatian kids sometimes bc hes, in his own words, "practically one of them"

yeah they do NOT fw him

[jingles-miserably]

Owen Carvour for the ask game

YIPPPEEE THE SILLY THE SILLY THE

sexuality headcanon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ its complicated. Like i feel like the obvious answer is hes a homosexual but . well forgive me for being crass but i think hes too much of a whore to only fuck men but i just. dont think hed ever Actually Date a woman.,

otp: curtwen 😁👍

brotp: either him and sergio or him and tatiana . idont have justification but i dont think i need it

notp: idk. him and a woman due to my earlier statement

first headcanon that pops into my head: me personally i think hes autistic and thats why hes so good at acting hes been masking for like. forever.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: BITCH GET OVER YOUR EX! "its called moving on do give it a try" WHY DONT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

cinnamon roll or problematic fave: well. this is obvious hes mega problematic. he kills people. for like fun

[stuntgirlatthevampiremansion]

If i ever get a boyfriend hes gonna have to live with the fact that im never gonna love him more than i love my cat

[kimhargreeves]

Hate-Palermo x Reader

Summary: You and Palermo seem to not get along at all, will things change between you two?

I can't take it. He's been getting on my nerves ever since we arrived to Italy and all I want to do is slap the man but that would get me into trouble with the professor. Sergio wouldnt6be too happy if I were to murder his second in command of this heist. We were all seated for lunch, the day was nice and sunny but Martin was making this hard for me, I hate him and he hates me. It's been like this since day 1. "So you see thats my theory." He all confidently said with a smile and I rolled my eyes when the rest of the guys joined his little song. Sergio and Marseille were the only ones smart to not join him. The girls left but I decided to stay and see what else he would do. "This is all a game for you, isn't it Martin? Everything that comes out of your mouth is bullshit and you know it but you and your ego won't admit it." That made him stop his singing and look down at where I was sitting. "Why don't you shut your mouth or I'll do if for you if you keep interrupting my fun. I'm the man in charge here so if you can't handle me then I'll kick you out of our team. I don't need you and Sergio doesn't either-" I couldn't take it. Before he could finish talking I slapped him as hard as I could and quickly left that place. I'm just questioning why I decided to join them again, I did it the first time because I had no other chance, I wanted my family and I to be happy and not worry for money. But as soon as I got the money they turned their backs on me and told me to never contact them again. I was left alone. So I have all the money I need to live a happy life. I don't need anyone else. ********* I sat back and states at the scene before me, amused at the situation that was going on. It hasn't even been a day since we entered the bank of Spain and Martin was the first one to get injured. I can't believe he's the one to be in charge. Everyone was worried and running around to try and help him while I sat back and smiled. I clapped and everyone turned to look at me. "Bravo gentleman! Good luck taking those crystals out and earning yourselves a pat on the back for a job well done." "(Y/N), aren't you worried?" Denver asked turning to me as Tokio stood by his side with a gun in her hand. "Why should I? All he does about and insult everyone he comes across with. He's been an asshole and this son of a bitch doesn't deserve to be in charge." I watched Palermo stand up with Denver's help and his attitude didn't even change despite being shot. "What's with that stupid smirk on your face? You're telling me you want to be in charge?..a woman?" I stood up and glared at him when he began to laugh making everyone uneasy. All of a sudden he took a gun out and pointed it ar my head. "Say that again bitch and I'll blow your fucking head off."  We glared at each other. I was waiting for him to make a move, he kept his gun and pulled the trigger once, twice and nothing I didn't flinch. He did it a third time and the bullet went close to my ear. I eyes widen and I couldn't hear anything, a single tear fell down my face. I couldn't hear anything but I was certain Martin insulted me then left the room. I held my left ear and saw Monica and Nairobi rushing to help me, I pushed them away and wanted to be left alone. ******* I kept my distance from him but it all changed when he suddenly was about to leave the bank and thankfully Helsinki caught and tied him up. It was my turn to keep watch on the hostages with Matias. I held my gun tight and tried counting to ten to calm myself up when Martin wouldn't shut up with his singing. "My lovely (Y/N)! Why don't you become useful and unite me-" I aimed my gun and shot at him between his legs. The hostages screamed, Martin cursed out loud and Matias angrily asked me what was wrong with myself. "Shut up or I'll shoot you too and don't you dare tell Tokio! I don't want to deal with her." I shouted warning the young man and angrily looked back at Martin. "See? We have something in common, we both hate Tokio, know that she's a bitch and ruined the plan..why don't you let me out? We can both rule over these assholes and kick whoever we don't want on the team out? It'll be fun, it's a win win for us." I kept my glare on him and tried my best to not cry in front of him. I scoffed at his offer. "Rule together? Don't make me laugh. If I were to be in charge I would've kicked you out first. All we have in common is the hate we have for each other, so don't go all of the sudden caring for me, this is all a part of your game. You learned to you with other just like Berlin did." Martin stayed silent looking at his lap then looked up at me again, his green eyes looked at me different this time. "..(Y/N). Let me go..I'm serious if you don't things will get ugly around here. All you have to do is trust me..I do care for you.." Should I trust him? Is he playing with me? I took a deep breathe and began walking closer to him until I reached his side and leaned down a bit. "No. I don't trust you, Martin. Especially with the things you did and said to me. You have no idea how much those things hurt and you were right. We both don't need no one to be happy. Enjoy being tied up." Quickly I turned around and walked faster up the stairs to head to the bathroom. When I turned around from him my eyes got glossy and I began to cry. Matias called out my name when he tried to chase me. The last thing I saw was Martin's disappointed and almost sad expression as he watched me run off.

[formulazero]

You've created a racing team last week so how about a another team but in a non motor-sport of your choice. Which driver would be in your team? Which sport would you choose? Who would be captain (if it's a team sport)? Who would be the coach?

hello fe anon!!

so a little while back i assigned the f1 2020 grid seats/boats/etc. as if they were a crew and i am just going to do that again but for the fe 2021 grid

this got mad long! it will be below the cut.

i’m not gonna limit myself to just 8s & other sweep boats bc thats boring as fuck SO:

our first boat is gonna be the eight though and that would be: nyck cox, sam stroke, oliver turvey 7seat, nico 6seat, edo 5seat, tom 4seat, max 3seat, andre 2seat, jev bow. this is a bit of a weird lineup, but hear me out. nyck is coxing because hes pocket sized. sorry nyck. i also think he would be good at it, though!! he’s loud but very calm & i think he’d be a good steady hand to steer and run the crew. sam would be an excellent stroke– consistent, strong, That Bitch– and oli turvey– also consistent & strong & that bitch– would round out that pair very well. think the two of them together are pretty smart & would be able to respond to nyck’s direction very well. nico, edo, tom, & max are all pretty strong and consistent they just have middle of the 8 vibes idk what to tell u. very strongly believe that nico and tom are port & edo and max are starboard. its the vibes. our bow pair is ofc jeandre because they work very well together & they have bow pair energy. really its just vibes but it makes sense trust me

our second boat would be a quad with antonio bow, robin 2seat, alex lynn 3seat, and mitch stroke. feel like mitch is pretty consistent & steady, & antonio is generally pretty aware of his surroundings & good at steering/leading his crew/whatever. think robin would be an EXCELLENT seat pair w/ antonio & the same for alex w/ mitch. overall, a pretty synched up, fast boat! they would 100% be so annoying off the water though like could you IMAGINE. these are the bitches that put a hammock up in the trailer and somehow you’re both jealous that you didnt think of it sooner and annoyed because you can’t put your shit in the trailer with how low they tied it

our third boat is a séb (bow) and oliver rowland (stroke) double because i think it would be fun and also its very perfect for the two of them

our fourth boat is gonna be the novice four of nick stroke, jake 2seat, norman 3seat, and sergio in bow, coxed by alexander sims. theyre strong but a mess. don’t worry, they’ll get the hang of it! they’re in good hands w/ alexander, he’s calm and knows what he’s doing. 

our fifth boat is a double (because fuck pairs all my homies hate pairs. also doubles my beloved <3) of stoffel (stroke) and pascal (bow). its a weird pairing, but it makes sense. stof is consistent & determined, & pascal is really dynamic & smart. theyd work well together, i think!

our coaches are the audi boys! rene’s head coach, he makes sure the novices don’t drown & makes sure shit is running. lucas is the asshole coach that knows a lot about what he’s talking about and is super helpful but also you’re scared of him and you don’t want him to pay attention to you on test piece days. and yes, daniel is here too, because i miss him. daniel is the coach that used to row for the team but got too old and doesn’t have anything better to do so he’s kinda one of the boys except he’s driving the launch now

anyway thats a super long breakdown but i stand by it <3

[blorbosexterminator]

Its the ep before the grand finale and well... I AM STILL BACK

So, ep 29, lets do this :

He was even too weak to resist Martín, still Martín avoided meeting his eyes. He wasn’t too excited to find what they held for him now.

Well, what do you think was gonna happen Martin? What? You think He'll be like "oh, no no no its all cool"

No, you moron he'll be pissed and he has a right to do so

“What will you do, huh?” she grinned, “wait, let me guess, you’ll kill me! Such a brillant, novice idea Martin,” she mock-clapped

“Ah, Sergio, you’ve grown into a charming man, but don’t worry about it, I’m already getting what I want. This” she gestured at Andrés and Martín, “is what I want. And you’ve killed my right-hand man too, this is obviously unforgivable. Go on Martín, play the little doctor you are and treat him,” she grinned at him. “You know, I’ve always known you were jealous of me, always wanted what I had, so I’m not surprised you attached yourself to him like this. I’ve watched you the past years, watched how happy you were, not a single moment of remorse for what you’ve done.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tatiana monolouging like a villain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As this point, I'm taking back my words from ep7 (or 8 idk)

YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF WHORE 😡😡😡 TAKE YOUR MONOLOUGE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. NO ONE CARES

I am willing to bet you screwed Federico while being married to Andres 😡😡😡 You cheating, lying fucking bitch.

Even Silene is more tolerable than you. And everyone knows how much I adore Silene

(Although, Silene is 65% redeemed after the last chapter. And I still want Raquel to at the very least slap her and Martin & Paula high-fiving in the background)

Martín noticed the door in the back get slowly pushed, but Tatiana amidst her speech and her back to it didn’t seem to notice, Martín decided to go along with it.

“I wouldn’t have had to do anything had you had a little more common sense, I tried to explain to you that there was nothing there, I told you to leave him be. Everyone understood, but you just imagined yourself smarter than the rest—”

“Not you? What the fuck would you have done? Even if you remarried him, you couldn’t just live with him with Bogota’s son forever—”

Door : *slowly opens*

Martin : Its time to use my most treasured weapon :

PETTINESS

Also, I love the fact Martin helped take out a villain just by his pettiness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Duck!” Martín screamed at Julia, who managed to sneak so far behind Tatiana, but had Tatiana turn with her gun raised at the last moment. She moved but not enough, she still got a bullet in her arm. But before Tatiana got to shoot another, the old man with Julia threw a rope around Tatiana’s neck and pulled from the back. 

SENOR RAMOS!!! THE HERO OF THE TELENOVA!!!!

Okay, okay the convo between Sergio and Martin made me go :

(Thats my dog comforting me)

🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 Okay, moving on :

Sergio and Martin went from : Ima destroy the other for Andres. To : I was ready to kill my own brother/friend to save Andres and that is so beautiful 😍

Also, Martin did everything to save Andres, even tho he couldve followed along Tatiana? Excluding everyone but Sergio from the will & willing to pay from his own pocket to save him...... I.....

My dog : Oh God no 😨

Me : *bursts into tears again*

🤧🤧🤧

MARTIN, BABE, COME HERE YOU DESERVE A HUG. EVEN THO I WANNA WHOOP YO ASS, I'LL HUG YOU FIRST.

BERLERMO ANGST!!!!

Me :

My dog : Please not again. Please no

Me : No, no I am good

*narrator voice* 5 seconds later

*proceeds to start crying again*

My dog : *hands me a bar of chocolate and some water*

Me : *sniffing* thank you, sweetie

🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

Ok, back to review, again :

Agatha is so fucking badass 😍

She be like :

That entire scene is mindblowing 🤯 Absolutely amazing. Also, shout out to Axel for being the best assistant 😄

And Agatha cooing at the baby 😍😍😍 Such a shame we didnt get to see Mama!Agatha in canon ����

I love the fact that Alicia and Agatha have their own stuff going on apart from the telenova nutcases 🤣🤣🤣

Also, I dont know whatever witchcraft you did, but you, you made me root for the Agatha/Alicia ship so bad, at least for this story

As carefully as she could, she opened the front door. She looked back one more time at her, the child sleeping peacefully by her side, and left.

😍 Agatha and Alicia running off int..... well never mind 🙁. But I expect a happy ending for both of them and its non-negotiable

But as Andrés took off of the house, not as steady as he tried to seem, nearly blind with everything, and crossed the road with only one thing ringing in his mind, the physical pain of his heart shattering

Unaware of his surroundings, a car that was going too fast for its own good, that someone else, Andrés even in another time, might have saw coming in time, clashed with him, raising him off the ground.

😱😱😱 OH FUCKING HELL!!! OH MY DEAR LORD!!!! OH SHIT!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Okay, I am NOT kidding but I was reading this on my mobile and my dog was sitting beside me. When I read Andres being hit, I squeaked and my mobile slipped outta my hands and I accidently (slightly) bonked my dog and yes, hes fine, he just got spooked a bit.

Hello again!! Great to see you back!

Oh yeah, he honestly have every right to be angry. I can't even imagine.

She is! This is a telenovela and monologuing villains will monologue. Omg, can't believe I managed to get you that pissed off her lmfao. Okay but look, Federico is about 10-12 years younger than Sergio, who is about 10-12 years younger than Andrés. He's probably about half Andrés' age and Andrés and Tatiana got married when they were pretty young. So yeah Federico was at worst not even born and at best a few months old agshshhs. She's evil, but not that sick. And I got Silene 65% redeemed omg agshhs can't believe I've gotten those two reactions from you.

Yes lmfao Martín's role in her take out was to be so pittiful and distracting.

HE IS. Our hero.

(I got distracted for a moment here at how pretty Wanda is, wtf) seriously so, so happy you felt for the Sergio and Martín moment, I genuinely loved writing it. Yes, despite all else, Sergio and Martín reached the understanding that they'd both do all for Andrés.

Yes!! Martín really pulled all that up for him. Your dog is so good and nice. You and him are the powerful duo.

AND SHE DID. Amazing, really, I would have even left my own son and ran away. And YES thank you for acknowledging Axel's hard work. He is the best assistant ever.

Oh yeah, both seperated pretty early on from the rest and had their own shit going on lmfao. Like they still used Martín's store but Martín is really beyond noticing anything now.

I'm so happy you rooted for them!!!

Don't worry. You'll find what your heart desires in the finale.

OMG so happy your dog is okay but also so happy I got this reaction afabhahshshs so glad it surprised you like that!!!

Thank you so much Kal. Again and Again.

[goldmelted]

#i have a lot of thoughts about this scene #dont ask me about any of them i will never shut up again #like for example the choice of background music which ends up being sung by HIM as well #bc the song days like this is literally turning the thing about u know bad days being followed by good days on its head #like it keeps going when everything seems nice there will be days like this #and you know bad days are gonna happen again bc thats fucking life #and this whole scene is prefaced by a rather nice afternoon of the gang being together and having fun #arguably better days in palermo's life and there is tokyo saying he is a good leader but a bad team player #and thus we hard cut to probably one of the worst days in his recent life #like this man has lost what he deemed everything. he is suicidal. he has been suicidal for a while #and this plan like had a good five minutes of working before everything blew up in his face (literally) #and that's where we meet palermo again bc this is a different man from the one who entered the bank #this is the guy sergio dragged out of his ratty ass apartment and was on like a three years depression diet with little to no socializing #safe for anonymous sex or so martín wants us to believe #i mean okay fine maybe he tried but lbr for the longest time i cant see anyone kissing him or being nice to him without him crying #but enough of that back to palermo in the bank #remember how he told sergio he had found the formula (presumably to get out of his depression) and it was music #bitch is feeling particularly suicidal today. he prettied himself up all detached and calm like he was gunning right for a funeral #even the tie is black #and then he just dances out of there bc at this point not even his secret formula of music and dancing like its his youth helps #(as if his youth wasn't shit c'mon) #from like a point of just analyzing this scene its v beautifully done #but as a palermo stan it hurts me #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers doing homework

requested by @mebiselfandi !!! thank you sm for requesting!! <3

leo: does his work on time, and gets roped into doing ney n luis' work for them. but hes pretty bad at it and gets them all Fs.

ney: as just mentioned, gets leo to do his homework for him so he can play/stream video games instead. he isnt even mad when he gets an F, the man jus does not care.

trent: starts the DAY its assigned, but every time he answers a question he "rewards" himself by scrolling though twitter for an hour, eating a meal, n taking a nap. needless to say he turns it in late.

erling: his dog eats it. no like his dog actually eats it, and this man has to go up to his teacher n try to convince them that no he ISNT using the oldest excuse in the book, hes SERIOUS, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

luka: actually studies n applies himself like a NERD. gets a good grade on the assignment but he has to work for it. tutors his friends for free though.

luis: doesnt realize until the night before its due that hey, maybe forcing leo to do his homework WASNT the best idea n he woulda been better off doing it on his own. so yeah he does his own work from that point forward.

jude: he tries but this homework is jus so HARD. ends up calling erling at two in the morning or some shit like "ITS BEEN HOURS MAN N I DUNNO WHAT IM DOING." the teacher notices the teardrop marks on his paper n passes him outta pity.

sergio: tries to get luka to do it for him, but lukas like "i'll help you with it instead!!" so he ends up having luka tutor him but you know his ass aint learning SHIT.

mbappe: that bitch thats rlly smart n knows all the answers without even TRYING. gets his done the day its assigned AND charges people to have him do their work for them.

christian: COMPLETELY forgets abt it. like it doesnt even cross his mind until the night before its due, when as hes lying down to go to bed his eyes shoot open n hes like "SHIT."

[liverpool-enjoyer]

omg this is so modramos

oh thats SO them,,, "a takes no shit from b" part especially cause you know lukas the only one who can put up w sergios bitch ass

ah,,, them <3

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers receiving a shitty birthday gift

leo: blankly stares at the gift giver n says “thanks.” thats it. thats all he says. the thing is if he was given the best gift of all time he’d still have the exact same reaction

ney: this bitch assumes its a joke bc theres no way he could be given a gift THIS shitty. so he spends a good ten seconds laughing in the poor gift givers face before finally calming down n going “so wheres my present?? :D”, thus making things ten times worse 

luka: poor guy doesnt wanna be rude, but no matter how hard he tries he cant hide the fact that this is the shittiest gift of all time. so he jus gives an obviously fake/awkward smile n jus kinda goes “thanks, thats,,, thats so nice of you,,,” while putting the gift down with no intent to pick it up ever again

virgil: the man is honest. not even to be mean or anything, hes jus an open book. he jus kinda looks the gift giver dead in the eye n goes “why would you give me this.” hes not even trying to be mean or hurt the persons feelings; he rlly is jus curious

alisson: sweet n polite, he says thank you n takes the gift with no issue, however you KNOW hes hitting up the lfc group chat later with a picture a said gift attached n captioned “WTF IS THIS?????”

luis: honestly?? there is no bad gift according to luis. its free stuff. even if he was given socks hed jus be like “cool. free socks.”

ronaldo: cannot FATHOM someone not putting incredible thought into his gift n getting him exactly what he wants, so he literally shuts down. like spends ten minutes in pure silence jus staring at this shitty ass gift

sergio: hes mean abt it but not, like, EXPLICITLY. he’ll be like “oh man, this is,,, this is so cool, hey do you mind if i go show my friends??” while holding back laughter. then he’d show it to said friends n have a fucking LAUGH abt it

klopp: give this man a fucking OSCAR bc he acts like he was just given the ballon d’or. he shines that 323523 gigawatt smile n lets out an earnest “THANK YOU!!” n gives the gift giver a classic Klopp Hug all the while thinking, “why? why?”

pep: oh this man is fucking BRUTAL. he straight up ROASTS the gift giver. no mercy. he jus kinda makes jokes abt how shitty this gift is loudly enough for EVERYONE in the room to hear

[blorbosexterminator]

I am good, Thanks for asking 😁

As for my beef with Silene, look if you gonna kidnap an old woman with memory issues amd attempt to hide her in someone else's basement like a coward, Ima have beef with ya, got it?

(As for canon, I could provide you with a mile long list)

So, ep 22 review coming right up for my dear Nada :

Martin, babe, Raquel's not responsible, okay? Stop blaming her

My dog : But, but, but, Sergio kept blaming Martin for everything and nothing for almost the entire telenova

Me :

Excellent point though

Any regards Sergio had for Andrés before are now gone. 

Really, asshole? Really?! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, who keeps a bitch ass stray criminal, who ends kidnapping your MIL & your stepkid and instead of trying to find them, NO! Senor Marquina is busy destroying his brother's fiance's life. Ya know the same brother WHO. YOU. BETRAYED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 You dont get to say anything you fucking hypocritical bastard. Even now that asshole bastard hasnt stopped blaming Martin 😡😡😡😡😡 Fuck right off Sergio

Oh for fuck sakes, Martin!! 🤦‍♀️ What did I just tell you? And please for your own sake, dont think that Silene, of all people, is right. Start Sherlocking it'll help you and who knows you might be the Ironman of the day.

Julia was in her godfather’s house being reprimanded.

“If you’re going to act like children,” he pointed at the both of them, “then you will be treated like children.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Typical Telenova Parent. Whether you are 13 or 30 they gonna reprimand you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Where would I get a better job, the embassy? And this is important, he said—” SHe stopped when Daniel glared at her.

“He hasn’t asked me to kill anyone,” she laughed, but her godfather didn’t.

“Not yet.”

#siblinglove #savingeachothersass #commonenemy #concerneddad #oneenemy #aka #SergioMarquina

Nada, when is the cat gonna come outta the bag? Also who did Sergio got killed?

Agatha, the interrogator of everyone's sexuality is here 😍

He pulled her arm back and without thinking, without even noticing what she’s done, she slapped him.

Everyone, give it up for our new QUEEN Senorita Monica Gaztambide.

Excellent job my love, I am so proud of you.

Monica in ep 22 :

🎶I knew you were

You were gonna come to me

And here you are

But you better choose carefully

So you wanna play with magic

Boy, you should know whatcha falling for

Baby do you dare to do this

'Cause I'm coming atcha like a dark horse

Are you ready for, ready for

A perfect storm, a perfect storm

Theres no going back 🎶

(Dark Horse by Katy Perry)

Nada, thank you for giving the iconic slap to Monica. She more than deserves to slap that fucker in his face. Good for you, Monica, Good for you.

(Okay, heres a lil thing that happened today. I was trying to solve this question for my homework for like 3 days now and I always have this playlist on shuffle whenever I study. You wanna the song that came up when I finally figured it out? 🎶who can it be now?🎶

Fucking, I got like 40 songs and I put it on shuffle and this is the one that got my answer figured. THE POWER OF MARTIN BERROTE😆😆😆😆😆, NADA, THE LORD OF GAYS HAVE BLESSED ME, like oh dear, thats crazy)

Good to know😄

Fair, fair. (And I'm sure you could)

Well, he doesn't know that. Actually, he doesn't know anything. Which is super funny to me.

Your dog's critical thinking skills are up in the sky. He's right.

Valid. Super valid. But you know, I'd also be a little angry if my brother just helped in kidnapping my family. But he is hypocritical, yes.

It's actually pretty logical thinking to suspect Raquel now, but it's hilarious to us how wrong they constantly are about everything.

YES. Or you know, actual parenting. Your parents don't care that you're 30, they will still reprimand you for leaving the fridge door open.

HAHAHA love the tags. And it really be like that. Writing Julia and Daniel as two adults who never grew out of their childhood dynamics when Agustin is there is something I just discovered I really love.

Soon. Soon, my dear Kal. Have some patience, we gotta make them suffer a bit.

'interrogater of everyone's sexuality.' TRUE

YES. She is the perfect winner of the dramatic slap. I've wanted her to do that since episode 1. (and ohh perfect song)

The lord of maths and gays have definitely blessed you. (which is even more iconic because this is Martin. He only curses everyone) so crazy though