#thathermitwiththehairpin

[bluemooncove]

Necromancer struggled but it was a weak struggle. She could put much more effort into it than this, even if she were not particularly strong, but she did only enough to visibly appear to be struggling. When Seiga landed nearby them her landing was met with a few generic cries of let me go.

When Seiga asked her question the struggling momentarily stopped. She gave a feigned gasp of shock! Then struggled harder, still not as much as she could be struggling. Still not enough to come anywhere close to breaking from her grip.

"Wicked hermit, it seems you've bested me. It is rare that I meet a necromancer that can match my might. The opening is there, just behind you."

Kat knocked her head to the side in a gesture indicating a space a few feet behind Seiga. At a glance it appeared to be the same as anywhere else in the underground yet at a closer inspection something seemed off within the space. As if light ever so slightly bended around it.

"But simply knowing where it is is not enough. If you really wish to send me back through there, you would need to perform some kind of opening spell. The gate is inactive when magic is not being run through it. It's just a light breach after all."

As she gave her explanation, Necromancer totally ignored the second question. She'd hoped that a distraction would present itself and, just as she wished, it became true. There was a thwick sound in the air above them. Yamame had just covered the hole with a web and then leapt down behind Seiga.

"Then it's a good thing we have Gensokyo's master of openings right here! Go on Seiga, lets send her back to where she belongs!"

The blue glow from Yoshika's eyes once again faded, and she was stiff as a rock. Almost, but it was enough to hold Kateryna in place.

Seiga sighed and opened her eyes back up, nodding when Yamame confirmed who this 'mutual friend' of theirs was, and once or twice more when her words confirmed what she had believed given her time spent with the other necromancer--

"Hang on, 'bird'?" Seiga raised an eyebrow. She looked down the blowhole, holding back a chuckle at Yamame's sudden cry. On the other hand, if there was a bird with her that no longer was...

She briefly grinned to herself.

"You know what, you're right," agreed Seiga. "Let's hop down there, make sure she doesn't get anywhere further than she has. Block the hole with some webbing behind us, just in case."

Without waiting for a response, Seiga hopped into the air and made her descent down the dark blowhole, holding an orb of electrified danmaku to serve as her guiding light. She found her footing in front of Kateryna, her eyes appearing to glow that same haunting blue as Yoshika's prior.

"Warlock, I know not what you're plotting," began the hermit, "but if you value your life, I suggest you show me where you came from so my cute little underling can send you right back without any further troubles."

She appeared to glare. "And while you're at it, tell me where your pet bird is."

[gensokyogarden]

@thathermitwiththehairpin

"Eh this is your Senkai?"

The sleepy hermit sounded genuinely shocked by the news.

"I thought this domain belonged to that crown prince of yours and that you merely squatted here! Two, I've had a millennia and a half to practice my hermit arts. Much of what I initially studied dealt with infiltration, something I'm sure you're familiar with given that hair pin of yours."

She ignored the third question as she was politely asked not to answer it.

"Fourth, I tried to fetch lemons but some sort of strange celestial thought they were funny looking peaches and snatched them. I'd much appreciate if you'd be willing to share yours with me."

"Oh and this duck is for your little minion and the other is for the funny plate girl."

[alchemistdefective]

"Eri please, we all know what you prefer.~"

"Seiga, HOW ARE YOU FINE WITH THIS, DO YOU ACTUALLY PREFER MY OWN PENIS ON YOU, ANSWER ME YOU-"

[imperishable-prayers]

“Oh, we remake it every summer!”

@thathermitwiththehairpin

[mountainofhistory]

"Can it at least wait until after work??"

[magnificentmuses]

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"Belgium or France, it matters not, as they still suck ass." Seiga--

"I think we're gonna have to kill this hermit, Remi."

"Damn."

[kurokoma-saki]

[[How do you feel about Sakuya X Seiga? :V]]

"Would you ship this?"

[gensokyohyakkiyako]

"So Patchy," says Seiga, holding a 💪, "you ever skip leg day?"

💪 - staying fit

"...Leg day? What, are you talking about exercise? I don't really do that at all." She's actually a bit chubby, really-

[lxlitabunny]

"You should dress up as Eri himself but in a maid outfit, see what happens."

"You know, I totally did think about dressing up as Eri himself and seeing how well I pass as him. I just wasn't sure if that would be too weird......."

[sailingtheimaginarysea]

@thathermitwiththehairpin: "Her name's Eri, and because she's adorable."

"I see." Don't just take her at face value! "Well, it is a pleasure to meet you then, Miss Eri."

[soulflatter]

*Hands a 72 to Lust, specifically Chengshu*

What was your most recent sexual thought?

"I was teaching Yoshika funny things lately, so I've been thinking of how fun it'll be to surprise Seiga-nyan with them~"

[bluemooncove]

"Wicked hermits that feed on mist."

[gensokyogarden]

"I meant the shovel-pickaxe lady but you'd be great too."

[alchemistdefective]

"Pro of fucking Crescent: She's super romantic and intimate once you get her in the right mood. Con: It hasn't actually happened yet."

"That is false. All of it. The only pro is that I am top."

"And the con is that YOU will be BOTTOM-"

[imperishable-prayers]

“When you think about it, spicy food is self harm on a much lesser level. So what I’m trying to say is ‘are you okay, Miss?’” On one hand, that has to be sarcasm. On the other hand, where did that come from??

@thathermitwiththehairpin

[mountainofhistory]

"Here, eat this." She hands Momoyo a Chaos Emerald.

"Sick, for real?" Large, pure emerald glowing with power. It's practically akin to a dragon gem. "That's generous of ya! Hope you don't mind it disappearin'!"

And in less than, perhaps, ten seconds, the glowing gem is turned into little more than a pile of shards in the oomukade's crushing jaws. The speed at which she gulps it down is as terrifying as the concept of what she just consumed. And at the end of it all...

"Damn, that was sweet! Like, literally, it tasted like it was covered in sugar! That's why emeralds are the best, y'know! Next to dragon gems at least! I can't get enough of 'em!"