#thathermitwiththehairpin

[bluemooncove]

Free from the grip, Necromancer took a deep breath of fresh air. Mokumoku was not her birthplace but after spending so many years on the island it had become her home. It was good to be back. Before the breath had exhaled from her lips Yoshika was suddenly upon her! The zombie woman leaned into it enough that they both almost lost their balance. Necromancer did what she could to keep them both on their feet, planting hers firmly on the ground. It was only a few moments before Yoshika had let her go.

"Yes, welcome to the island. It's a beautiful place if you don't mind the heat and the humidity."

Necromancer giggled as she watched Yoshika hop off. Did the zombie not like the sun much? It was not long before Necromancer was beneath the tree as well. She took a seat with her back pressed against it. The cool shade giving them a reprieve from the hot sun above.

"Now then, I believe you had some questions. I believe I'll be happy enough to answer. Just try not to kick up any sand. My allergies don't handle it well at all."

She pats the spot directly next to her, seems she wants to sit with the hermit.

Seiga clamped her eyes shut after stepping through the portal, tumbling through, and landing on the bright and sunny beach with bright beige sand. It took her a moment to open them back up and adjust to the brightness compared to the moonlit darkness she had just came from, let alone the cave with even less light in it. She peered around to get a sense of where she was before ultimately relocating her underling and the other necromancer she carried.

She took a deep breath of the tropical-adjacent air breezing past her, exhaling with a satisfied grin.

"Alright, alright," hummed Seiga, making a quick motion with her left hand that caused Yoshika to release Kateryna from her mouth... right before she hugged her as tightly as she could with her stiff-jointed arms. She almost slipped. Seiga made another hand motion to cause Yoshika to fully back off from the other necromancer.

"Nice place you got here. I'd actually like to relax here with you for a bit, if you don't mind. Under that big tree behind you, in the big blotch of shade it's providing. I got a couple more questions for ya while we're still here."

Without waiting for either necromancer, Yoshika speedily hopped her way over to that shaded area, almost bumping into that tree.

[gensokyogarden]

@thathermitwiththehairpin

"Eh this is your Senkai?"

The sleepy hermit sounded genuinely shocked by the news.

"I thought this domain belonged to that crown prince of yours and that you merely squatted here! Two, I've had a millennia and a half to practice my hermit arts. Much of what I initially studied dealt with infiltration, something I'm sure you're familiar with given that hair pin of yours."

She ignored the third question as she was politely asked not to answer it.

"Fourth, I tried to fetch lemons but some sort of strange celestial thought they were funny looking peaches and snatched them. I'd much appreciate if you'd be willing to share yours with me."

"Oh and this duck is for your little minion and the other is for the funny plate girl."

[alchemistdefective]

"Eri please, we all know what you prefer.~"

"Seiga, HOW ARE YOU FINE WITH THIS, DO YOU ACTUALLY PREFER MY OWN PENIS ON YOU, ANSWER ME YOU-"

[imperishable-prayers]

“Oh, we remake it every summer!”

@thathermitwiththehairpin

[mountainofhistory]

"Can it at least wait until after work??"

[magnificentmuses]

@thathermitwiththehairpin replied to your post “"Hi, everyone. Here's a fact to blow your mind:...”:

"Belgium or France, it matters not, as they still suck ass." Seiga--

"I think we're gonna have to kill this hermit, Remi."

"Damn."

[kurokoma-saki]

[[How do you feel about Sakuya X Seiga? :V]]

"Would you ship this?"

[gensokyohyakkiyako]

"So Patchy," says Seiga, holding a 💪, "you ever skip leg day?"

💪 - staying fit

"...Leg day? What, are you talking about exercise? I don't really do that at all." She's actually a bit chubby, really-

[lxlitabunny]

"You should dress up as Eri himself but in a maid outfit, see what happens."

"You know, I totally did think about dressing up as Eri himself and seeing how well I pass as him. I just wasn't sure if that would be too weird......."

[sailingtheimaginarysea]

@thathermitwiththehairpin: "Her name's Eri, and because she's adorable."

"I see." Don't just take her at face value! "Well, it is a pleasure to meet you then, Miss Eri."

[soulflatter]

*Hands a 72 to Lust, specifically Chengshu*

What was your most recent sexual thought?

"I was teaching Yoshika funny things lately, so I've been thinking of how fun it'll be to surprise Seiga-nyan with them~"

[bluemooncove]

"Wicked hermits that feed on mist."

[gensokyogarden]

"I meant the shovel-pickaxe lady but you'd be great too."

[alchemistdefective]

"SIKE! Hi, Cress." Seiga! In a bunnysuit! Stuffing Crescent into a bunnysuit!

(Bonus bunnysuit Seiga that's slightly cuter.)

"TOUCH ME AND YOU'LL GET A SHOT IN YOUR FACE"

She's RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BUNNY SUIT

Where is thE BAT

[imperishable-prayers]

“When you think about it, spicy food is self harm on a much lesser level. So what I’m trying to say is ‘are you okay, Miss?’” On one hand, that has to be sarcasm. On the other hand, where did that come from??

@thathermitwiththehairpin

[mountainofhistory]

"Here, eat this." She hands Momoyo a Chaos Emerald.

"Sick, for real?" Large, pure emerald glowing with power. It's practically akin to a dragon gem. "That's generous of ya! Hope you don't mind it disappearin'!"

And in less than, perhaps, ten seconds, the glowing gem is turned into little more than a pile of shards in the oomukade's crushing jaws. The speed at which she gulps it down is as terrifying as the concept of what she just consumed. And at the end of it all...

"Damn, that was sweet! Like, literally, it tasted like it was covered in sugar! That's why emeralds are the best, y'know! Next to dragon gems at least! I can't get enough of 'em!"