#that's why they won?

[randomnameless]

Rhea BaD, she sends junk emails to encourage people to do sports

Fodlan AU : Garreg Mach tries this "sports festival" thing with some macguffin to limit the influence of crusts for people who have them, so everyone can participate "equally" (Nabateans are banned from participation, which makes Flayn very upset).

However, without her dual crusts, Supreme Leader, who boasted about her "unparalleled" ability at shot put got a low score. Blaming cruel beasts subjugating humanity, she called this thing rigged when the barbarian commoner got a better score than her.

Granted, the Blue Lion's victory was short lived when they discovered that their prize was a golden zanado fruit - sure it's edible but, uh... It's the gesture that counts?

(They gave it to Billy, who ate it in 2 bites saying they never had something that tasty before)

[sparrowlucero]

dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[buggachat]

legitimate question ....... why do people like to tell me all the reasons they don't like miraculous ladybug? i know i complain about the fact a lot, and i find myself on the defensive a lot, and i keep telling myself i'll stop and let it go, but it really is hard when people are always coming onto my posts, in my replies, in my comments, on my art and my fics and my text posts and anything i make, and telling me blatantly all the ways that they don't like the thing that i so blatantly find enjoyment in. "the show is bad". okay? good for you? why are you on my post about it? why don't you make your own? why are you telling me, specifically, this, on the art/fic/analysis i made that i assume you found by searching through the tag?

it's kind of a behavior that i legitimately don't understand. I'm a human being and I hate a lot of things, too. there are things i've loved at first and been disappointed by and have strong opinions about. there are things i like to complain about. so i'll complain about them to my friends or my family or my cat. but i have never, once, not even for a single moment, thought, "oh let me go into the tags of this media, find a positive post about it written by someone who's having fun with it, and make it that random stranger's problem". never once.

i just don't get it. i really don't get it. i sometimes worry that i come across like i'm heavily critical of people who just personally don't like the show, when really i'm just trying to defend my interests to the droves of strangers who are always coming specifically to me to tell me all the ways they hate the thing that makes me happy.

just.......... why? where does the urge come from? what do you get out of this?

[0x1000]

⚠️THIS IS NOT A DRILL.⚠️

⚠️HE HAS HEELS.⚠️

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[pharawee]

How to have sex carefully in tent. I'm ready. Can we do it?

—MONSTER NEXT DOOR · Episode 9

[phoenixcatch7]

Okay but it's super interesting how

Din = Power = Ganondorf

Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda

Farore = Courage = Link.

Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.

Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.

And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.

Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.

Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.

Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.

They sit in perfect parallels to each other.

And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.

Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.

Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.

Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.

But the other direction?

Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.

And that's the very essence of the triforce.

[pothame]

Everything changes. I just changed, too.

[eterniravioli]

oh.

[erinwantstowrite]

Catwoman AU but i actually put effort into a drawing of them for once

[lucyllawless]

Emma talking to Regina while sitting like *that* -> season 5 deleted scene

[3liza]

forget Europe, i genuinely believe most of the American votescolds on here don't know how the electoral college works either lmfao

[wigglebox]

Supernatural September - Day 4 | Glitch

Canonically, Dean never said Cas’ name after the fake phone call in 15.19. Canonically, while Bobby said Cas “Helped” revamp Heaven into a Heaven that Dean “deserved,” Cas never showed up. Canonically, Dean left that heaven, which contained his family, to go “find family.”

There is a glitch that is Cas-shaped, and Dean knows it.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok where his background is a screenshot of his text convo with Steve: Guess whose husband is drunk at trivia tonight???!”

*In the screenshot Steve texted: What’s the capital of Mexico????

Followed by: NVM

Followed by: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!

Followed by: Fourth place! LETS GOOOOOO

Followed by: Ninth

Followed by: missss u 🥺 me right now

Followed by: text me back jefk

Followed by: Can u ask lady Gaga why she doesn’t make music anymore? Pllllllleas

Eddie texted back: I can actually

Steve texted: *wall of heart emojis**