#that's ur fault anon

[hinamie]

someone asked if i had ever drawn gojo with his scars, now i have :>

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

priest!geto who falls so deeply in love with you that he assumes you were sent by god to test his faith. is this anything /taps mic

[dj-wayback]

Sep, I think the message about you not being "our" sep was just teasing you because your actions were, to some degree, out of character, in which case a common joke to make is that the person acting out of character is an imposter. These sorts of jokes are especially common when someone who's normally not nice says something nice, due to the humorous idea of an imposter, a malicious thing, taking the place of someone and actually turning out to be nicer than the person who's been replaced.

…Do you honestly not realize how little reassurance that brings me? How appalling one’s behavior has to be that the only way to explain them being genuine is that they’ve been replaced?

[alynwrench]

THANK YOU!!! I'm chugging a glass of water as I type!!! :)c YOU AS WELL!!! or else.

[starheirxero]

Sooo, I thought about Lunar going He only hit me once about Eclipse, and stumbled across this really cool tumblr Blog talking about it

https://www.tumblr.com/annakenziesworld/750845019184922624/eclipse-only-ever-really-hit-me-once?source=share

I wanted to show you the angst, like a puppy shows it's owner a cool stick it found

Me to Lunar: Why the fuck you lying, WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING🎶

YEYSYESYYES I SAW THAT !!!! I've been thinking abt it sm since I saw it actually bc, while it was likely just a case of "it happened so long ago we forgor what happened", it can 100% be interpreted as Lunar repressing most of the memories from that time and only remembering the most "major" event and it's so fascinating to me! Bc like, I've thought it was weird they said he only hit them once too, bc I've always distinctly remembered Lunar telling Moon that Eclipse hit him twice!!

But as the clips show, honestly, it's a good bit over twice!! It's just probably likely that Lunar didn't clock it as anything notable or important because Eclipse just... kinda always treated them like that. They remembered the two hardest hits because those were particularly upsetting, but everything else just blended into the mix of "shitty ways Eclipse treats me." yk??? And then over time, more shit got repressed or forgotten, and they can only remember the day in the cafe.

Like again I know it's very likely entirely accidental, but it ended up being a pretty solid way to show memory issues via trauma! And that's not even accounting for the fact that depression (and their retconned ADHD 😔) can also cause memory problems!! So this little blunder can be attributed to their fucked up mental health in-universe which is both cool rep!! but also breaks my heart over Lunar so much BSJABSJS

[thus-spoke-lo]

Step-bro Sanji is an unabashed panty-sniffer and panty-stealer btw.

You're barely out the front door to go hang out with some friends and he's sneaking into your room and digging through your laundry basket, finding the ones he especially likes--the ones he can sometimes see when you bend over in that one pair of leggings--and holding them to his face, huffing in the scent of you, running his tongue over the gusset just to imagine what you would taste like on his tongue.

Sometimes he keeps the nice pairs, though he tries not to take them so often that you notice. He just can't help it, he loves how soft they feel as he jerks off with them, moaning your name into his pillow and making a mess of his sheets, his hand, that nice soft fabric that you'll never get to wear again...

[oliviawebsite]

hairy fat women. think about tjem

oh im thinking about them alright 😳

[kairithemang0]

~~~Send me flowers~~~

Mention was made

MAKE THEM ROSES

ATTENTION IS PAID IN FULLLLLLLLLLLL

[glamfellens]

pov its 2004. idk

[nsfwitchy2]

is your name nsf-witchy or nsfw-itchy???

Ah the age old question. If I had a dime everytime I was asked this- I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A PUN LOL

Although in hindsight it doesn’t work very well now that this is my main, huh? 🤔

My main blog (before I got SNATCHED) was witchy—mama, so when I made this originally as a side blog I wanted to keep the witchcraft theme but also make it nsfw. So I mixed nsfw and witchy - so I guess you could say it’s technically nsfw-witchy but I would much rather you call my blog nsf-witchy than nsfw-itchy if I’m being honest 😭

[wqnwoos]

hana can i call u pookie u are so pookie-coded

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[6okuto]

STAAAAAPPP pinoy seijoh 4 😭😭 taena Makki would be makmak, iwa gives me kuya bebot vibes (desperately tries to hide it HAHAHAHA only his family + oikawa calls him that), oikawa would be kuya junjun for some reason (gotta keep him humble nga. Makki would call him kuya junjun nonstop whenever he’s around girls HAHA) and mattsun would be Mark (nickname Mak. That’show he and makki got close in the first place huhu) YOKONA.

Mahal ko talaga tong seijoh 4 na to. I imagine when Meteor Garden was a huge thing pa, they’d assign themselves to each member tapos sabay lakad like in the show HAHAHAHAHA ofc makki would be the instigator.

Also, I hc Makki being one of those kids na laging kumain ng pancit canton + sprite combo? Basketball jersey + 1 cm thin slippers???? Grew up to be such a fine specimen though pero it’s something for them to look back on (and laugh at 😩✨)

Karaoke nights with them would be chaotic too. I would Love to be sat in between Mattsun and Makki. Chismis while Iwa and Oikawa argue over which songs to play HAHAHA marites yarn.

i was saving my answer so i could send this to my irl for a comprehensive explanation/translation first but i realized They don't know hq so i'm here now. #WHITEWASHED #IMMIGRANT 😹😹😹

im crying so bad at the meteor garden though they're so dumb HEIWODJWO one of them takes tooru's spot just to tick him off 😭 MAKKI 😭 oh my god i can picture him so clearly. So clearly. don't get me started on him doing a swagapino meme they haunt him with it even if it was also a joke back then LOLLL

i was gonna say ur strong for sitting b/w those two for karaoke but ykw. i get it. if i was rlly into it and the songs were good it'd be soooo fun ohmmygod 😭 seijoh 4 karaoke will always be so real to me

[cashmere-caveman]

ur last reblog, the "i am asking you to endure it" one. hwi to seonho in that one scene u know. THAT scene. also maybe seonho when hwi was sent to war. maybe a thesis of their entire relationship with each other actually. i am sick and insane can u tell

(⬇️context for this ask in case anyones wondering )

so true anon this IS their entire relationship thesis actually.... seon-ho asking hwi to endure the war bc he cannot see him dead. hwi in liaodong asking seon-ho to endure the guilt bc he cannot see him dead. hwi in nam manor asking seon-ho to endure his blood on his hands bc even if he plans to die himself he cannot see seon-ho dead. seon-ho in -

[osemanverse-takes]

i really don’t understand the hate towards Becky cause like??? Imagine this, your best friend is always emotional drained and fucking bored and doesn’t want to do jack shit with you like??

Helloooo I’m sorry but if my friend was like that I would also be fucking pissed at her and still make out with MY BOYFRIEND who happen to have beaten up ur brother 😭 like fights happen all the time it’s no biggie, plus Charlie seemed like he didn’t give a fuck.

But tori had to turn around and word vomit all the shit she hate about her "best friend"..!?!? Like what!! Both Becky and tori were fucking assholes to each other and I’m glad they’re friendship fell apart for a while.

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[rewritingcanon]

I still think they should have named him Rubeus Remus Potter

all the alternative names for albus severus potter sound kinda ass ngl, even albus severus potter is a shit name because its just not something you name a baby ☠️

[theloveinc]

This may be an unpopular opinion about Todoroki but I feel like if you were dating and you didn’t want him to come over to your home because it’s not extravagant and maybe not the cleanest he’d be like the last person to judge you for it

GODDDDDDDD YEAHHHH, this is such an interesting take🧐🧐🧐 because like on one hand, he comes from money which makes it even harder to wanna open up in That Way to him, but then... he's so far from like noticing anything being wrong so long as you're happy that it's so relieving when you finally get to the point of like .. "okay u can come in sorry it's not much / messy blah blah" 🥺... ik he just sits down on your bed and is honestly happy to be there after weeks/months of outdoors dates that he couldn't care less abt the look of things.

(plus if u do wanna clean or organize or renovated he's SO prepared to help. buys all the supplies needed and any new furniture if you want it and it's like... PLEASE U DON'T HAVE TO !! GO AWAY !!! and he literally refuses to take no for an answer....

has this man ever picked up a sponge in his life? put together a piece of furniture? NO, but for he's gonna make it happen...)

also lmfao he's so sick of you acting like you can't touch anything in his OWN house. You know when you go to those extremely, neat richie people houses and it feels bad just sitting on their couch? Sho is truly like .... knocking stuff over just show you that it's okay.

you spill a drop of wine on the carpet and look like you're about to cry and he's tipping his whole glass over to just make you feel better !!!! and truly going ? huh ? when you scream