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wonderfulpaper · 2 months ago

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i was doing an English assignment that requires me to write a story so I start writing it because I have to show characterization and whatnot and also somehow manage to include some key vocabulary words that we're learning. so I keep writing and I'm coming up on like a short story kinda thing yadda yadda yadda, and then I look over the requirements and I noticed that it says one paragraph. One Paragraph. ONE PARAGRAPH!!!! I HAVE WRITTIEN LIKE SIX GOING ON SEVEN!!! IM GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!!! BROOOOO

#like it makes no sense #you want me to do characterization and include dialogue #in one paragraph #one paragraph #that's unrealistic #and in only 5-7 sentences #that is something your not getting from me #papers notes

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dec2007 · 1 year ago

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breathing organism

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schizononagesimus · 2 months ago

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cant explain why but harrow would love the princess bride.

#tell me im wrong #shed be like it's so unrealistic [happy sobs]#the locked tomb #lessons of the hand and the mouth #ok to rb

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aveloka-draws · 10 months ago

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From Darkwood.

#comics #leshy x yellow cat #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #digital art #is it unrealistic that a follower from darkwood wouldnt remember the god worshipped there? yes #will i let that stop me? nah #mew mew mew #ichor's vessel au #theon

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corner-moth · 1 year ago

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#so unrealistic #insects #bugs #bugblr #praying mantis

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aleatoryw · 1 year ago

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we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

#obi wan kenobi #star wars #the most unrealistic thing about rots is that after killing dooku anakin wasn't like. okay score is now tied at one all #au where he resists palpatine bc killing sideous will give him a 2-1 lead over obi-wan #*slams palpatine off rooftop* GAME!

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sangthael · 2 months ago

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progression of events

#he might be my favorite design actually. he was fun #i wish he had a name so bad #no mcyt can escape the unrealistic scarring… not if i have anything to say about it #parkour civilization #emf #evbo’s master friend #my art #also everyone leaving asks I will answer them trust. i just wanted to get this out of the way first

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cal-kestis · 8 months ago

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【呪術廻戦】ドットアニメーション「廻送電車」【作業用BGM】

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tragicotps · 7 months ago

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What age was Gillian Anderson in The X-Files? (x)

#gillian anderson #Dana scully #txf #the x files #wired #lol i cant believe they could just lie about their age and no one ever checked this beforehand 🤯#thank god she did #she has a point there 🤣#even at 27 this is pretty unrealistic #unless Scully was some kind of child prodigy #which i can accept #baby scully #my edit

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yanmuffins · 22 days ago

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... on a more light-hearted note, imagine a phineas and ferb scenario except neglected! reader is the gifted child that is overlooked by platonic! batfamily, building all sorts of insane contraptions mysteriously disappear for unknown reasons and damian is the only one in the family seeing this shit happen, slowly losing his mind trying to bust his sibling to bruce or his siblings (etc.) only to find that giant robot/waterpark/space rollecoaster is no longer there. once again he looks like a resentful brother trying to incriminate his only blood sibling, whom he seems to have a vendetta against.

i mean, can you blame them? you're just sorta there. just doing your own thing, going to school, hanging out with friends, keeping to yourself. it's embarrassing to admit, but they often forget you live at the manor. you're one of the teenagers to exist. so when damian comes running to dick, saying "look! look! i finally busted them. the cameras caught-" only for the magically corrupted footage to show him 3 minutes of you hanging out under a tree, cut, hanging out under a tree again, let's say dick is... confused.

or when he removed jason from a mission, guiding him at full speed back to the manor, where you were home alone and working on a weather-changing machine because you wanted to have winter snow during summer, except they arrive to find you eating cereal on the kitchen counter. no machine to be seen.

eventually they just dismiss it as damian being petty and acting his age for once. it's the whole being bruce wayne's only blood child and heir to the wayne legacy that you kinda got in the middle of by existing and stuff, they're sure. i mean, you? doing all that? the very idea is so absurd it doesn't even trigger their suspicions. you're the civilian among civilians, every time they look your way you're doing homework or watching funny orange cat compilation videos on youtube.

whether damian's failures to expose you are absurdly coincidental or you just know how to avoid the batfamily's watchful eye is up for debate. well, it's for the best, either way. there’s a 104 days of summer vacation and you're basking in being left alone by the family, and bruce would be livid if he found out about the things you've been doing behind his back, so...

just... hope they don't find out, okay?

#i KNOW it's unrealistic considering it's batman & co we're talking about.#but consider. for the hilarity of it all.#the reader in this scenario is either oblivious + insanely luck or manipulative + insanely lucky #also hello?? i am struggling with my drafts but the vampire reader x batfam fic is coming along #point if you can guess which clan she'll belong to. it'll be pretty of obvious in chapter 1 #yandere batman #yandere batfamily #yandere batfam #yandere batfamily x reader #yandere batfam x reader #yandere bruce wayne #yandere #Yandere x reader

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panevanbuckley · 11 months ago

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soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought

#like out of all the soulmate aus i always found the 'thoughts on skin' one most unrealistic #because my damn brain never shuts up! there's no way my soulmate would just be getting one random thought appear on them 😭#imagine your otp #soulmate au #writing prompt #drarry #wolfstar #jegulus #buddie #lestappen #maxiel #landoscar #sebchal #martian #sambucky #sterek #IF ANYBODY WRITES OR FINDS A FIC LIKE THIS FOR ANY OF <<THESE SHIPS PLS PLS SEND MY WAY 🙏

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exhausted-undead · 3 months ago

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ah, young love (they will hate eachother at some point, pinkie promise)

#ive heard about the leaks and like #going to be honest i think we were destined to be disappointed/destined to have things be missing from the start #wont elaborate any further but from what I've heard i think the fandom at large should reframe how they think about s2 (unrealistic i know(#anyway rant over have jayvik!!! my boys #jayvik #art #digital artist #artists on tumblr #my art #arcane #league of legends #jayce talis #viktor arcane

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queeranarchism · 10 months ago

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If people make cutesy posts about growing food and herb spirals and composting but never talk about stuff like preventing and getting rid of rats in a garden, I get this suspision that they either haven't actually gardened much or they're more interested in presenting an aesthetically pleasing image than in actually preparing people to deal with a garden.

#Like the unrealistic gun hoarding bunker doomsday preppers of gardening #but instead of imagining a world without rules and community they imagine a world without rats and mold and plant virusses #Which is a better worldview than those preppers but not a more realistic one.

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florallylly · 6 months ago

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robin buckley, freshly 21 and scheduled for her first pap smear, literally terrified of the concept of a speculum.

steve harrington, with no knowledge of the human body or medicine: don't worry we can get one together and i'll go first

#steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin #like ik it's unrealistic except MAYBE bc the lack of good sex ed #but it makes me chuckle ngl

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torgwn · 4 months ago

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