#that's unrealistic

[wonderfulpaper]

i was doing an English assignment that requires me to write a story so I start writing it because I have to show characterization and whatnot and also somehow manage to include some key vocabulary words that we're learning. so I keep writing and I'm coming up on like a short story kinda thing yadda yadda yadda, and then I look over the requirements and I noticed that it says one paragraph. One Paragraph. ONE PARAGRAPH!!!! I HAVE WRITTIEN LIKE SIX GOING ON SEVEN!!! IM GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!!! BROOOOO

[part-time-pixie]

that one b99 cold open

[dec2007]

breathing organism

[schizononagesimus]

cant explain why but harrow would love the princess bride.

[aveloka-draws]

From Darkwood.

[tragicotps]

What age was Gillian Anderson in The X-Files? (x)

[corner-moth]

[ahllohehn]

OUR jacket now

[aleatoryw]

we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

[drunkonimagination]

does he know he gets ten times hotter when he looks insane

[sangthael]

progression of events

[cal-kestis]

【呪術廻戦】ドットアニメーション「廻送電車」【作業用BGM】

[isagispuzzle]

you meet itoshi sae on a plane to japan by pure coincidence.

you were given a seat free upgrade, and somehow, you end up on the other side of the aisle from the famous footballer. you try not to stare, you really do, but it's your first time being this close to a celebrity, much less one who was so unfairly attractive, so you forgive yourself for being this starstruck. you thank every god out there that he's fast asleep so he doesn't notice you looking.

what you don't realise is itoshi sae himself, all pride and ego, is also stealing glances at you while you slept peacefully, curled into your seat. he's met models, actresses, pretty daughters of important figures, which is why he finds your serene, unguarded expression all the more intriguing.

the air stewardess hands you a note with a smile as you disembark the plane, saying it was from the man who sat across the aisle. you open it only to see a date, time, and the name of a rather fancy restaurant.

[aardvaark]

i don’t mind suspending my disbelief for leverage’s person-sized ventilation shafts bc that’s pretty standard for the genre, but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh a bit at some of the egregiously large vents. particularly in the crowning acheivement job (lev: red s2 finale) because - well just look at this lol! harry and parker, two adults, can kneel side by side in those vents. parker can sit upright.

that museum was made for vent crawling purposes. that’s just an extra room in the museum they forgot to decorate. the leverageverse has a thief union that successfully lobbied for a better working environment. these vents double as a playground for museum-goers’ children. i was crying with laughter thinking about this and harry’s vent crisis was NOT helping me remember that there was a serious heist thing going on lol, i love this show.

[panevanbuckley]

soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought

[exhausted-undead]

ah, young love (they will hate eachother at some point, pinkie promise)