#that's the power hxh holds over me

[lastdivantruther]

A short (!) take on why this goofy ass page is the best introduction to HunterXHunter's characters:

Or, an alternative title, why Togashi is the best liar in the world and why it makes him the best story-teller.

I've spent my afternoon writing this because I couldn't stop thinking about the ship scene at the start of the story for a month now. Rest is under the cut.

Starting this page, as these three introduce themselves, the speech patterns they use already say something about them:

Kurapika's is polite and to the point, using the gender neutral I, 私 (watashi), while Gon's is simple with casual and more masculine おれ (ore), and Leorio's is more pompous, also using the casual おれ (ore).

When the captain asks about their motives, Gon is first one to answer, that is expected of course. As we know him he is a bright and pure and happy kid who trusts easily, right? Right?

I'll come back to it for another time. Let's look at the others.

Both Kurapika and Leorio refuses the talk about their motivations. That's the first similarity of them which is shown to us. Kurapika giving a more through answer on why, which shows his thought process clearly. He also completely ignores Gon and Leorio until Leorio annoys him.

When he is finally forced to talk, we see a polite but cold boy with an honorable and tragic mission he has to pursue. Or that's the image he wants the audience, and most importantly himself to see. We also take the first hint about Kurapika's relationship with the idea of his death.

Leorio literally shouts all his motives, and he clearly is only in it for money. This is our first impression on him, and it's what he wants the audience to see.

This is the second similarity between Leopika the manga shows us. They both lie about who they are, to their audience and to themselves. (Because we already can guess at this point that these two are not of a good actor to pull of such a lie without believing it themselves.)

Next scene shows us how much they care about this image they've drawn to hold. They even put their own, and the opponent's life to a risk for it.

And then fallowing this one is my favorite scene, where all their lies and personas shatter. It's such a simple scene but it makes us see everyone from a new light. Everyone? You might ask, Gon and Kurapika already showed their altruistic side, right?

Here, let me explain:

They are at the hull on the ship, in the middle of the storm and they both focused at each other, ready to strike.

Then, a man falls over the ship.

We already know this part. Both forget the fight instantly and run to the guy. Both fall short of reaching him. We see the moment of them realizing that their efforts are useless.

That's the scene where their true character's shown. For one thing, we see that Leorio, even though he talks like a selfish person, cares enough of another to let go of his pride (a fight he was there to protect his pride). And we see that Kurapika (and Leorio too), even though he is after an honorable mission to an extent he's ready to throw away his life, it isn't extended to things other than his mission. That they still prioritize themselves before the others. Because even though both reached out to the fallen guy to save him, they still hold onto the railings, and stop before their lives can be in danger.

I know I talked a lot but this 2 panels explain a lot about their characterization without telling us a single word.

Then here comes Gon.

At first this can be accused to Gon's altruism, him being the shounen MC, feelings, talk no jutsu etc. But there is more to that. We know that Gon doesn't care if people puts their lives in danger knowingly. We can deduct it from his attitude to Leopika's fight. No, this scene isn't there to show his altruistic side, it's here to show his single-mindedness and his instinct over people's nature.

That's the first scene he puts his live in danger without even giving a thought, and there is more to come. Rest of the scene also shows that Gon trusts people easily, instinctively, but he's mostly right about it.

Anyway, to finish up this mess of a take, what Togashi did here is to create space where characters can introduce themselves the way they wanted. Then tear it all off by forcing them to act as who they are by putting them in a life-and-death situation. And that's peak writing to me.

Finishing off with a Hot Leorio Panel.

Sayonara you weebo shits.

[chrollogy]

chrollo fucking you in several different positions while muttering sweet praises in your ear. he’s got your body bent, and pinned against the sheets in all the lewd ways he could think of while mercilessly driving his cock into your sopping cunt yet that doesn’t stop him from whispering saccharine words. “that’s it just like that.” “since you’ve been good, why don’t you give me one more, yeah?” “i know baby, just a little more. you’re doing so well.”

it’s almost laughable at how chrollo’s voice greatly differed from his sinful actions—as though he wasn’t hitting all the sensitive spots inside you, as though you weren’t watered down to a cock-drunk mess with tears, and saliva unceremoniously rolling down your face. chrollo muttered those praises into your ear with such heat, and passion, almost like a sacred prayer to a god—you—and he, your devout follower.

locked in a full nelson? chrollo would crane his neck just enough for his lips to reach you, and amidst the lewd noises of skin to skin, his praises nibble at your ear like sweet kisses. bent in half with your legs slung over his shoulders? chrollo would shamelessly gasp into the ceiling above at how good you felt around him, exposing the length of his bobbing throat. prone bone? chrollo would turn your head to the side, and mutter sweet nothings into your lips, your hot breaths locked in an intimate dance—maybe even a series of i love you’s in between.

it was beyond your comprehension how chrollo was able to form coherent sentences but you knew one thing for sure, he meant every single word.

[yanderenightmare]

TW: nsfw, noncon, abuse of power

fem reader

Thinking about you telling your teacher you quit school, that you’re happy ending up selling yourself in the street if it means you no longer have to sit and listen to his boring lectures—only for him to grab you by the hair and tell you he’ll gladly teach you what it takes to be a cum-guzzling whore if that’s the carrier you’ve settled on.

Your underwear is used to tie your arms behind your back while he uses a ruler to smack your tits each time you gag—fucking your face into a teary mess with slobber flying down your bared chest. Once he’s fucked your throat raw and silenced all your snide and snippy remarks, he pulls you up and throws you hips-first against his desk. Loosening his tie, he uses it at a muzzle, wedging it between your teeth and holding each end like the reigns on a horse. You’re sent into a screaming orgasm with how hard he fucks you from the back, one hard smack of the ruler after the other, marking your ass in streaks, soon to split skin. You’re pissing yourself soon enough—taught that’s what cheap sluts do to earn a living—made to say, “Please, sir, please feed me cum, sir—ah—please feed this cum-junkie her daily dose—please—right in my mouth, please—”

He makes you kneel in the pool of your own fluids as he jacks off into your open mouth—slapping your cheek while dumping his cum down your throat, then slapping the other side after you’ve swallowed.

And after he’s packed himself back up and seated himself back down in his teacher chair, he asks you whether you’d still prefer turning tricks over sitting through another boring lecture.

♡ BNHA – Bakugou, Deku, Enji, Aizawa ♡ JJK – Nanami, Higuruma ♡ AOT – Levi, Erwin, Zeke ♡ DS – Muzan ♡ HxH – Leorio

♡ FEM x M INSERT masterlist ♡ GN x M INSERT masterlist

[cat3ch1sm]

hihi! i saw ur requests were open and i was wondering if u could do killua and gon with a reader whos a silly, clumsy, and kinda dumb mf <3

except readers very powerful, on level or even more than them bc reader is a boss fr 🙏

this can be hcs or a oneshot or whatever u want!

(SORRY IF THIS MAKES NO SENSE LMFAO)

☘️~ DW POOKIE I UNDERSTOOD U PERFECTLY!! thanks 4 requestingg ily <33

gn!reader

𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐰 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 <𝟑

୨⎯ 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚 ⎯୧

killua usually doesn’t have a lot of patience for people with your personality , but he’s honestly seen what you’re actually capable of so he’s more like.. weirded out

as in like, killua knows you’re crazy powerful and generally super capable- so how the hell do you literally manage to trip over every minor obstacle in your path

but tbh gon has kinda warmed him up to those kinds of people. outside of battle situations it’s basically him making sure you and gon don’t get kidnapped or killed or something

and the contrast between your personality during battle and your personality on just a regular day chilling with him and gon is like insane to him. one minute you’re covered in blood and utilizing blazing nen in ways he didn’t even realize were possible, and next you’ve pulled up like a really stupid meme or picture of a cat on your phone and just giggling like an idiot while showing him (and very much still bloodied).

killua asked you about it once and you just kinda gave him that thousand yard stare and he was just like… nvm

apparently your higher functions just shut off after a certain time 😭���

but back to the clumsy part. because it’s genuinely insane how careless you can be on a daily basis. worse than gon.

“watch out for the fucking pole, y/n!”

“are you even paying attention?”

“what the hell did you even just trip over, you dumbass? there’s nothing even there.”

“holy shit can you be careful for once??”

“I literally watched you take down 10 chimera ants without breaking a sweat and you can’t even pull a push door, you idiot?”

“no, i’m not letting go of your arm because that’s the tenth time you’ve tripped in the past fifteen minutes. you’ll probably kill yourself if i don’t hold your ass up.”

“way to go, dumbass, now you cut your leg. maybe you’ll be less stupid next time” (while begrudgingly fixing you up)

along with being clumsy you can be super absent-minded and get distracted easily. like gon and killua will just be walking and talking and then suddenly stop and realize you stopped like ten feet ago to stare at absolutely fucking nothing.

when they backtrack to get you they’ll be like “wtf are you staring at” and you’ll just snap out of a daze and they’ll realize you weren’t even staring at anything in particular, you just…zoned out😭😭😭

“y/n. y/n? hellooooo? ugh… nevermind.”

⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝐠𝐨𝐧 ࿐ྂ

we all know gon isn’t actually the silly, slightly air headed kid from the early days of hxh, obviously- but when he’s just with you and killua and there isn’t any danger, you both basically act the same way. believe me yall got killua stressinggg 😭😭

u guys just fuel each others’ silly antics. and while he isn’t as clumsy as you can be, when u guys are together you guys r genuinely a two man wrecking team. you guys are constantly doing silly and sometimes stupid stuff and not at all focusing.

far too many times you both have been walking or running beside each other and just stumbled over each other’s feet and fell to the ground like actual idiots.

you and gon both have the same tendency to get distracted easily. so basically the same scenario from killua’s hcs but you and gon lmfao

he’ll be walking looking at his phone or something and realize the both of you aren’t even beside him anymore.

“y/n? gon? where… you gotta be kidding me. guys. what the hell are you even looking at?!”

little Christmas head canon- you guys absolutely knocked down the tree at least twice.

[i-heart-hxh]

Hi...Can I ask, what are your KilluGon fav moments? And what are your fav personal headcanons about them? Also, do you have any fav ships (from any fandom) that the dynamics remind you of KilluGon? Thanks if you want to answer....

Hello!

Thank you for asking! This post will get way too long if I answer all your questions, so here's a post where I talk about some of my fav HxH moments (4/5 of which are KilluGon related), and here's my Headcanons tag to see some of the headcanons I've posted or approved of previously. I'm sure I'll revisit similar questions to these over time as well.

I haven't had anyone ask about ships that remind me of KilluGon though, and it's a fun question to answer! I think KilluGon is very unique, so these might not be incredibly similar, but I'm focusing on ships that give me a similar feeling or have commonalities that I think are worth mentioning. I enjoy all of these ships to varying degrees!

I'm going to stay away from ships from big, currently popular shounen series that people typically bring up in comparison with HxH (JJK, HeroAca, etc.), both because the ships I've come across in those don't actually remind me of KilluGon very deeply, and also because it's more fun to recommend ships/series people may not have heard of already!

Reki Kyan and Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 the Infinity)

I'm all but certain these two were based off Gon and Killua in part--the personalities of the two and dynamic between them feels fairly similar, and the antagonist of the series, Adam, also strongly feels like he's based off of Hisoka. The series itself is less serious/dark than HxH so the intensity isn't the same, but they definitely have a similar strong friendship basis and mutual adoration to Gon and Killua.

Suletta Mercury and Miorine Rembran (Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury)

Suletta is straightforward, somewhat oblivious, and grew up isolated from others (a bit like Gon), and Miorine is confident, tsundere, and trying to escape the influence of her rich and powerful family (a bit like Killua), and the two hit it off quickly and find joy and inspiration to keep going in each other. The degree to which they influence, support, and adore each other feels familiar. There are some later developments (spoilers) that remind me of Gon and Killua as well.

Yuki Sanada and Haru (Tsuritama)

Yuki, who has severe anxiety, ends up having his life transformed when the strange and overly friendly Haru appears suddenly. There's a real cuteness, joyfulness, and closeness between them that reminds me of Gon and Killua, and the way they help each other understand the world differently and change each others' perspectives as well.

Maru and Kiruko (Tengoku Daimakyou / Heavenly Delusion)

I can't say too much about this ship because I don't want to spoil any surprises, but let's just say in at least one major way it's not how it appears. Maru (the blond one) shares several commonalities with Killua, though he's at least a bit more straightforward in his emotions like Gon; while Kiruko is somewhat more tsundere initially (due to understandable past reasons). Their bond reminds me of Gon and Killua in that they travel all around together and develop a very close friendship and devotion to one another, and while one is more openly affectionate the other holds back more initially.

(This series contains some mature content, including a depiction of sexual assault, so please be careful when checking it out, but it's fantastic!)

Shindou Hikaru and Touya Akira (Hikaru no Go)

These two are rivals and obviously Gon and Killua are not, but at the same time there's a certain intensity and degree of being obsessed with each other than reminds me of KilluGon, as well as things like their bickering and the degree to which the series revolves around their connection. It's been a long time since I read the manga so I admittedly can't remember all the details, but I feel like it's maybe a few steps closer to Gon and Killua than, say, Hinata and Kageyama from Haikyuu (though that's also a great rivals -> friends ship that has some commonalities with KilluGon). It has a strong canon basis and I remember really enjoying how their bond develops!

Riko and Reg (Made in Abyss)

Riko is an adventurous, plucky girl who goes on a dangerous journey to find her missing parent, while Reg the robot boy supports her on their adventure (and semi-secretly adores her). Reg is also voiced by Mariya Ise, Killua's seiyuu, so it's hard not make the comparison! The personalities of the two are definitely similar and their bond feels familiar.

(Made in Abyss looks cute but it contains a great deal of upsetting/potentially triggering content, please be careful if you decide to watch or read it! It's amazing, but definitely not a series that will appeal to everyone.)

I hope people looking for similar ships might enjoy checking these series out!

[elizareina]

Chrollo Lucilfer x Reader

※Summary: Reader met Chrollo in the middle of the street and thought that he's a freak.

※Warnings: Creepy Chrollo (kinda), reader wears blindfold and kind of pretends to be blind bcuz [redacted] (Is this a warning?). Funfact this is actually a snippet from my HxH fanfic.

　You haven't been out on the city's busy streets in a long time. You couldn't wait to meet with your friends once again. You kind of missed them and you hoped you would see them sooner. You walked aimlessly without knowing where your feet would lead you to. You halted your steps for a second when you felt something odd.

　You shivered, it's so terrifying.

　You didn't expect you'd come across someone so...powerful. Unlike Hisoka, who didn't bother hiding any of his power while this madness surrounded him. However, for this man, you suppose, he hid his powerful persona so well that it makes you uneasy and vulnerable. You sensed a gentle and kind aura emanating from him, but you also sensed... something else. It's dark, cold, and suffocating.

　You halted for a moment, and he seemed to notice your movement. Of course he would, why wouldn't he? Now, what should you do? Take another way or just walk past him like any pedestrian here? You were tempted to do the former, but it seemed too risky for you. Then, there's only one way. You chose to proceed as if you had no knowledge of him.

　Please just ignore me, please just ignore me, please just ignore-

　Chants of prayer echoed in your head, but you refused to show anything but a neutral expression plastered on your face. As you approached him, the aura that radiated from him became stronger and stronger. You had a feeling he did this purposely. Now, there were only five steps between you and him, and this gap didn't give you any sort of reassurance. You wanted this to be over soon.

　Each step felt like torture and your right hand that held the walking stick was getting wet because of your sweats. Then, you passed him. You felt as if you had been freed from the devil's clutches. But your relief didn't last long because you soon stumbled and fell into a pair of cold arms.

　"Are you alright, miss?" Oh, no.

　Your relaxed shoulders from your earlier temporary relief started to tense again. How could you be so naïve as to believe that it's easy to escape from this man's observation? The smell of sandalwood, coffee, and an old book engulfed you. There's a hint of worriedness in his voice, but it didn't calm you at all.

　You convinced other people that this was a gentleman helping a distressed maiden, which was a romantic view. Well, you would have the same thought if you were not feeling the rising goosebumps on your skin. You couldn't feel more grateful for having your blindfold now that you're too afraid to see his face. Even so, you still raised your chin to face him.

　"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. It seems like I have stumbled upon something."

　You tried to stand straighter and he let you but still hold a hand on your shoulder. You plastered your most genuine smile and faced him again.

"Thank you for catching me, sir. If not for your help, I would have fallen in the middle of the street." If you are in a tight situation, use flattery.

"No need to thank me. I was wondering if you're heading somewhere. Do you need help to get to that place?" This guy is persistent.

"Don't worry. I know the way. Besides, I don't want to cause more trouble for you."

"Is that so? Then, please be careful on your way there."

"Yes, I will. Well, if you will excuse me. " You nodded at him and swiftly spun your legs to go to your destination without looking back. Even so, you could still feel his scorching gaze at the back of your head.

[imagineanime2022]

Protect Each Other

Kite X Reader

Word Count: 1214

Warning: Spoilers past this point for the Chimera ant arc, Cannon divergent

Requested: Anon

Request: Hello, I hope you're doing well. Recently I just got past the part in HxH where Kite died (bullshit imo), so I was wondering if you could write a oneshot of Kite having a s/o whose a werewolf and more powerful than the chimera ants so she saves him (and maybe heals his arm somehow?) but he didn't know until she shows him?

You and Kite had been together for a long while when Gon and Killua found him. You had met him when he first started out, you guys clicked immediately and saved each other's life on many different occasions. You made surveying a little easier because you were able to blend in with most predator creatures given your nen energy, even if you didn’t look like an animal, you nen gave them the impression that you were one.

You were back at the base with the others when Kite called “Hello?” You asked holding the phone between your shoulder and ear as you continued to type up the findings from the last expedition. “(Y/N) are you able to pick me up?” He asked. “You're done already?” You asked. “Mmm.” He hummed. “There’s been a new development.” “Are you okay?” You asked. “Yes, I’m fine.” He answered. “Alright, we’ll come get you.” You answered as you stood from where you were sitting gesturing to a few of the others to follow you as you headed towards the door.

When you got to the agreed location to pick him up you were lounging in the back of the large car, you watched as he directed 2 kids to climb into the seats in front of you, one of them glancing back at you quickly as if sensing that you were different, his blue eyes scanned over you for a second before the door closing behind him caused him to turn back around, the door opened by your feet as Kite ducked down tapping your ankle prompting you to lift them before he settled in the seat where you rested to legs again. “So who are your new friends?” You asked. “I’m Gon Freecss.” One of them turned to look at you, his smile bright and brown eyes reminding you of a man that quite frankly got on your nerves. “Freecss?” You asked. “Like Ging?” “You know my Dad?” Gon asked. “I really wish I didn’t.” You shrugged. “Who’s your friend?” “Killua Zoldyck.” The other kid answered. “That makes sense, that’s why you noticed my nen.” You smirked. “It felt like an animal.” He mumbled. “Thank you.” You winked as Monta started the van and headed back.

You should have known the moment that the kids insisted on coming with you that there was going to be some kind of problem, not because of them but because of the enemies that you were fighting but as you stared down the Chimera Ant in front of you, you knew the only way to get out of the situation was to get the kids out first. “Kite, get them out of here.” You ordered, your body moving into a low defensive position, much like a wolf as you let your nen ability activate, teeth and nails elongating creating sharp dangerous weapons. “I’m not leaving you here.” He answered as the creature laughed and dove forward heading straight for Kite, you blocked the attack and dragged your claws across it’s chest, the skin was tougher than you had thought and the wound was barely there. “You need to go, I can hold it off for at least 15 minutes, you can get out of range in that time, then I can pull back.” You explained, the creature pressed it’s hand to it’s chest before pulling away. “You cut me.” It said. “You didn’t think I could do that did you?” You asked. “I want to play with you.” It cheered as it moved forward again. “Go, send me a signal when you are safe!” You ordered as you dove forward to meet it, you easily wrestled it to the ground and pulled your arm back landing a punch square in her chest. The creature lashed out scratching you across your check and neck as you pulled back to dodge, it would have one straight across your neck, it was attempting to kill you. “You are dangerous.” “Thank you.” It gave what you assumed was a smile as it’s tail moved behind it. “You ants are really a problem.” You mumbled as it shot forward again you crossed your arms in order to block before side stepping and hitting it in the back of the neck hoping that you used enough strength to keep it’s attention on you. “I heard about this thing called Nen, is that what you’re using?” It asked as it looked at you. “How did you find out about that?” You asked. “There was a human that we caught, I played around with his brain and he told me everything. I think you humans call it a Lobotomy.” It explained. “Who did you take?” You asked. “I don’t know his name, I never asked, he was supposed to be food for the Queen but he ran and I was the one that found him.” It answered. “You know one day someone will kill you, it probably won’t be me but I hope that they torment you as deeply as you did that poor soul.” You growled, it seemed to stop for as a second, almost reassessing its plan of attack but before either of you could move there was a loud unmistakable sound, your signal, they were safe. “That’s your signal.” It smirked, it moved so quickly that you almost couldn’t track it dodging at the last second and earning a gash across the side, you wouldn’t have been able to keep this up for much longer, you channeled most of your nen into your legs using it to propel yourself away from your attacker and into the forest where you attempted to lose it. Your legs taking most of the hits as it tried to slow you down, when nothing seemed to work it started to fall back, you assumed you’d finally reached the end of it’s own safe zone, slowing slightly as you headed back towards the edge of the forest, running into a few of the weaker ants and dispatching them on the way.

As you broke out of the forest and into the bright sun you breathed a sigh of relief outside of the forest. You knew that you were safe at least for now, given their ability to fight it won’t be long before they venture out and a plan was needed immediately “(Y/N)!” Kite yelled, meeting you as you stumbled out “your hurt.” He observed easily lifting you, his eyes casting over your legs and body. “They’ll heal.” You said as your eyes searched around the clearing before falling on Gon and Killua who were both safe and unharmed. “Come on, let's get back to the other side of the border. We need to start contacting people.” Kite answered “and get you treated.” “They know about Nen.” You explained “when we get to the border we have to ask them what other hunters were here, they took one of them, maybe more, but they tortured one of them and got all the information that they needed, they know a lot we have to stop them now.” “Come on you two, we have work to do.” Kite said as he looked at the two kids before leading them back to the border where you’d be able to contact someone for help.

Request Here!!

[mario8th]

I Owe You An Apology Gon. I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game

Just finished watching the latest Media Club Plus Homework, Episodes 93-95 of the 2011 Japanese Television Series "Hunter X Hunter"

"Have you ever spared a Pig or a Cow as it begged for its life" Is up there with "Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life." (Look, I just did a JoJo comparison putting HxH in a positive light! Things are changing!)

When I saw the conceit of the first episode was DateXWithXPalm, I had a feeling they might be going /there/ with it. Lo and behold, they did. And while I certainly loved Killua going through a particular hell having to watch his beloved on a date with another, I'm not sure I love the whole Palm situation to begin with. Female characters in this show are certainly treated with a certain light. Going from a relationship where you're the abusive one to immediately falling back into a relationship where you're the abused one. Well. It could've been done well. I don't think it was here.

Not everything played out exactly as I thought it would. Kites group are still alive, at least for now. But I do feel like I called the Killua fight. Good fight too! I don't think we've seen Killua (a 12 year old child) getting beaten up this badly before. It's usually been Gon (another 12 year old child) being beaten senseless. I'm not quite sure how I feel about the needle. It at least makes sense textually, given Ilumi's whole thing during the Hunter Exam. But on the pod they (mainly Jack I guess) were theorizing about whether or not it was solely psychological or some sort of magic holding Killua back. Guess we got a definitive answer! As to if I like that it was mainly physical. Perhaps it'll grow on me, but I think I'd've preferred Killua getting over the hump mentally. Great fight though! Fantastic culmination to Bunny guy's arc.

And I think I'm going to be right about Gon going super saiyan. I thought it'd be closer to meeting Kite, but now I'm seeing it happening when everyone's favorite Cat Person show's back up.

Speaking of fighting, it was really satisfying seeing Knuckle's power show back up. That whole fight was really well done, I wonder how Tiger guy's arc will culminate.

And in "Ten Days" Something is going to happen! The ant arc has been brutal so far, this Cannot Go Well. Who's Netero's friend!? Will one of them die? Will they both die? How will everyone else fare? It had been so long since I've watched any HxH that I was so eager to watch these three. And now I've gotta wait again! And will the next batch even Cover the main fight? Probably Not? Maybe? Incredibly excited to find out.

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[tfw-no-tennis]

onepiece liveblogs 811-812

yea babeyyyyy

811!!

wow caesar just completely unable to read the room huh. not even charming like when luffy does it 🙄

get his ass chopper

sanji looks so chill w his sunglasses on lol he looks like he's about to go cruising around in a convertible

luv the strawhats fucking up enemies

so all the women in one piece are drawn w/yuri legs but honestly brook and sanji have it a bit too lol

also obligatory - I haaate how the women look in modern one piece style, I miss the style from the beginning of the show sooo much, everyone was so cute ughhghhgh

the men too honestly why is everyone all roided out. why are the necks Like That

n e wayz

nah sanji don't listen to caesar of all people re: the minks

nami and wanda gay meetcute fighting <3

like liiiiterally nami pinning and straddling wanda????? nami my beloved lesbian

OOOOBHHHH chopper taking charge and triaging oooooobbhh I loooove when he does medical stuff awbhh

^biased bc I'm currently in medicine school

NAAMI ILY NAMI

chopper forcing caesar to help...yes get his ass chopper<3

omg nekomamushia Large. like I knew that but seeing sanjji climb on him puts it in perspective lol

all the straw hats helping w the medical stuff <333

nami wanda mistaken enemies to lovers speedrun

I luv franky did u know

chopper pulling day AND night shifts he's such a dedicated Dr aww

luffy's like fuck yes I wanna meet the giant cat guy

loving the subtle full moon foreshadowing w/the minks

brook should do some musical exposition

THE DRAMA I LOVE IT YUMMMMMMMM

omg pekoms I was wondering when he'd appear

this is so tense and it's taking so long to find out where sanji went I can't even imagine reading this live lol

812!

awwww nojiko and genzo!!!! <333

so many people in this arc wearing sunglasses lol

sanji becomes a furry then gets kidnapped: the arc

nami seeing sanji being annoying like :|

Kill Him Nami

yea I don't wanna see momo's human form either bc of that haircut 😅 ik it's traditional but uh. oof

caesar's evil thought bubbles of 'why must I be forced to do non-evil things' lmfaoooo

'the animal kingdom pirates'? that aint is chief lol

also me reading that as animal cracker pirates lmfao

HHHHHHHHHHHH THE DRAMATIC TENSION (for me, upon reread, seeing caesar freak out bc he thinks the big mom pirates are here for him, BUT THEY'RE REALLY HERE FOR SANJI...ok and caesar but ALSO SANJI)

'when did we become bros' ok get his ass sanji.

wowww caesar fucked over big mom. Good Going Moron lol

I do love when sanji gets to be like. strategic. that's one of my favorite aspects of his character, and it separates him nicely from zoro & luffy, the other main fighters - I especially love early on in the story when sanji will go full sneaky and run off to ruin the enemies plans before anyone realizes what's happening

so yea I love him being in charge here

him glaring down at bege...does sanji have any idea that bege is here for him??? I don't remember but hhhhhh juicy

brook is like. comically tall and skinny lol

HAHAHAHA the panel of pekoms hugging sanji is FANTASTIC lol

damnnnnn I forgot that pekoms was willing to let sanji go and take the fall w/big mom...

PEKOMS OH NO does he actually die I don't remember. doubt it

ok bege's power is like. SO weird and One Piece™ and also cool??? like wtf. his nickname is 'gang' and like. yeah. he is a whole gang bc he's a castle with a bunch of shrunken dudes in him lol

Bag Of Holding Ass Powers..

ngl i fucking LOVE in one piece when a character is like 'I have the ____-____ fruit. I'm a ____man' like idk why but that tickles me lol

like bege saying 'I have the castle-castle fruit. I'm a castle man' fantastic 10/10

omg I forgot abt bege's guy who looks like a cross between chrollo hxh and ryuk deathnote and is also named vito (godfather reference that I now understand after watching it lol)

like mannnnn it's so weird that they all go inside bege lmao but also it makes sense. bc its one piece

I feel like sanji must know something is up, with everyone else chained up on the floor and he's at the table talking to bege - though it could be that sanji's the one in charge, but stiiiiill...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS

SOOOOOOO FUCKING HYPE legit probably my favorite cliffhanger in all of one piece MANNNNNNNNN

like. listen. AUGHHHHH so much. the 'chapter 800+ secret family reveal' WOULD NOT WORK in like 99.9% of stories but it flows PERFECTLY in one piece bc there is such a precedent for this sort of thing!! for the sort of behavior where you never ever talk about your 'real' (biological) family or where you came from bc IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!! OF ONE PIECE!!!!! that the characters get to CHOOSE where they belong and who their family is

(also this reveal happening so late makes the sabo reveal - the 'chapter 500+ secret amnesiac brother reveal' - seem practically early lol)

and like, obviously this theme of choosing your family is handled a lot - like everything with ace, who does exactly this ^ and yet is still burdened by his blood

but ok what I'm getting at is that in basically any other story, a reveal about one of the main characters coming this late would be suuuuuch a stupid asspull, but in this case, it's one of the best writing decisions in the story in ages

like half the straw hats have mysterious/unknown biological origins - nami, zoro (outside of SBSs), franky, sanji (before now), brook (ig lol)...even luffy's mom and robin's dad and stuff are never mentioned. and none of this is ever really remarked upon - they DO have family, even if it isn't by blood

so the story sets this standard that the found family is The family and it doesn't matter where the characters came from. and this is the 'right' way of going about things, that the straw hats and other 'good guys' support

however, not everyone in the story agrees with this. which is huuuuge and so so juicy. like, ace gets to choose his brothers and his pirate dad/family, but the world govt will NOT forget or ignore his biological parentage, and they kill him for that. GODDDD it's so goooood

so you get the POV charaters (straw hats) who believe that where you came from biologically doesn't matter, and a lot of the antagonist characters who think it DOES matter.

so this creates the perfect atmosphere for us to never hear about the vinsmokes, bc we're seeing things via the straw hats, and sanji would never want or need to mention them, ever

the antagonists, though...different story. so that allows the perfect time for a reveal here!!!!

and HHHHH there are some EXCELLENT little tidbits earlier in the story - obviously sanji mentioning he's from north blue, and even his name w/the 'three'...it's stuff that's so small that it can easily be brushed aside if it doesn't amount to anything, but since it did we can look back and be like oh shiiiit

even him calling himself mr prince!!! like...he technically IS a prince by blood!!!

and like, ik a lot of people thought he'd be a celestial dragon, but I think it's better this way, bc if he DID have knowledge of the celestial dragons, even from when he was a kid, that would be useful in a way that would make it look bad if he witheld the knowledge previously, whereas the vinsmokes existing and sanji knowing about them doesn't really help anything...anyways, rambling.

so I love the last panel here, with sanji just looking completely shocked and horrified. because it isn't like he's really been hiding his past on purpose - he thought it didn't matter where he was originally from, because with the straw hats, it DIDN'T!!

but I feel like he had to have thought about it at least sometimes - what would happen if the vinsmokes came looking for him for whatever reason

but at the same time, we find out later that they basically kicked him out and told him to never come back, so he probably thought he'd never have to deal with them again (though I feel like he had to have wondered if he'd ever run into them in his travels...)

aaaanyways okay this is getting long and this is literally just the beginning of my long meta rants I'm sure. more to come soon!

[naysaltysalmon]

8 shows to get to know you

I was tagged by @emiliosandozsequence​!!💖

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood – I don’t think this one comes as a surprise to anyone who knew me before 2015. This was the show that got me into anime, the show that got me on Tumblr, and one of the most perfectly constructed stories to exist. So much of who I am is attributed to this show. Edward Elric’s determination even in the face of impossible adversity has helped me in so many ways since I watched this in middle school. I have watched this series at least 8 times over. The story and characters are perfectly cyclical, and the darker elements are completely earned. If you haven’t watched this show yet and you like anime, what are you even doing?

Hunter x Hunter (2011) – This is probably my favorite anime of all time and I highly doubt anything will ever top it (FMAB is a close second). This show carried me through some really depressing times in high school and early college. I made unforgettable friends in this fandom; my most popular fanfic to date is from this fandom. HxH destroyed everything I thought I knew about how narratives and characterization work. Every character is so 3-dimensional despite the seemingly simplistic storytelling. The animation is beautiful, the plot and characters are so endearing and sublimely constructed. Despite watching the entire series at least 4 times over, certain character moments will never stop me from crying for just how much these characters and this series means to me.

Spongebob Squarepants – What is there to say about Spongebob. The zany atmosphere, the absolute buffoonery. I would not be the master of meme humor I am today if not for Spongebob. I have no idea who I would be in general without Spongebob. As always, this counts for earlier seasons more than later ones, but my point still stands.

Fairly Odd Parents – Unfortunately, given its shitty creator and shittier new seasons, I hate mentioning this one at all now, but it’s true. Timmy Turner’s home situation and unflappable desire for mischief and adventure never failed to draw me in as a kid. I often wished I had my own fairy godparents to get me in and out of trouble, being the lonely kid I was. Timmy Turner is probably one of the first fictional characters I saw myself in in general, paving the way for the insanity of many others.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars – No one goes as hard as The Clone Wars when it comes to turning a meme-y prequel trilogy into some of the most powerful, compelling, and emotional storytelling to exist on TV. I already really liked Star Wars as a kid, and even the prequel trilogy, and yet I didn’t get around to watching this show until it was on Netflix in 2016. It changed my life; of course, Ahsoka Tano had a huge part in that. I expected her to be just another cartoon protagonist who would contribute to the fall of Anakin in some way, but what actually ended up happening and who she became completely floored me with its development à la Episode III. It’s so empowering to watch, and brilliant to behold its methodical unfolding.

Garden of Sinners – I have only watched this show twice, but both times it changed me as a person. Despite watching it originally in middle school, it has stuck in my mind as one of the most beautiful pieces of art I have ever experienced. That still holds true. I recently rewatched it in January. Shiki is such a nuanced, tragic, and compelling character. The dark topics addressed in the series are treated with a depth and nuance that I have seldom seen anywhere else. This series has really impacted how I approach storytelling to this day in my own writing, something I didn’t realize until this year. It’s not a show I remember all the details of, and yet so much of it defines my tastes and style now.

Helluva Boss – Listen, if you haven’t watched Helluva Boss yet, and you like profane language and adult animation, you’re missing out, man. Not only is this show absolutely hilarious with that kind of zany, dark, and random humor I enjoy, but the characters are so endearing and entertaining. The animation is unique and colorful. The latest episode (s2 ep3) really got to me, as did s1 eps6 and 7. Not every episode is an amazing hit, but this is the shit when it comes to indie and adult animation y’all, and if you haven’t watched it, you should go do that right now.

The Untamed (2019) – What can I even say about The Untamed at this point. I started watching it in September 2021 with a friend as a joke. It’s really hokey. The lighting is terrible. Some of the plot makes no fucking sense. But the acting is really good. And I was going along, thinking to myself “wow this plot is really stupid.” And I was right. It is really stupid. And then I got to the end, and the unreliable narrator villain reveals he’s actually a poor little meowmeow, and he’s the one who killed his divorcee clan leader husband. Oh my. And he goes off on a glorious homosexual rant about it. My heart. I must now dedicate my entire fanfiction career to this little meowmeow, and let me say, I have few regrets. I feel my writing scope and ability went from 10 to 100 in the span of a year thanks to this meowmeow. The rest of the show is fun now too, but god, I’m really only here for Jin Guangyao (and his husbands).

The only live-action show on this list is The Untamed. If that doesn’t tell you something about my tastes and my particular brand of insanity... I don’t know what will. Feel free to fill this out if you want!!

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[kywaslost]

Can you do kaminari x reader who has a prospected arm like Edward from full metal alchemist

Kaminari x Reader with a Metal Arm

A/N: hello! Thank you for the request! I hope I did alright, I haven't seen fma yet, but I plan on watching it once I finish hxh. Let me know if I need to change anything.

      When Kaminari first met you, he was mesmerized by your right arm. The shiny metal shone in the sunlight, catching his gaze.

       "Whoa guys! Check that out!" He exclaimed, pointing over to you. "Who's the chick with the metal arm?" Kirishima smacked the boy's arm down.

       "Dude, it's not manly to point at people!"

       Bakugou scoffed, "She's a transfer, works with Hawks. I've seen her around before."

       Kaminari left his friend group and made his way over to you. You were talking with Tokoyami and Aizawa, getting to know your new teacher. "Hey there sparks!" He called out.

       You turned to look at him, raising an eyebrow. "I'm sorry?"

       He smiled widely at you, sticking out his hand. "I'm Denki Kaminari! And you are?"

       You hesitantly shook his hand with your metal one. "Y/N, Y/N L/N. Nice to meet you."

       "Your arm is soooo cool!" Denk awed. "How did you get it?"

       You pulled your arm back and held it close to your chest. "I-It's a long story." 

       "Denki, Tokoyami, will you show L/N around?" Aizawa asked. The two boys nodded, leading you through the 1A dorms.

       Over time, you grew fond of Denki. He followed you around during your first few weeks at UA, prodding at your arm.

       "Come on Y/N, tell me! At least tell me how it works!" He asked one night as you studied in the commons area. Most of the class had joined you, preparing for an upcoming exam. They all turned to look at you, silently hoping that you would answer. Before you had the chance to speak, Denki poked your arm, sending a spark throughout it. "Is it powered by electricity?"

       You gritted your teeth, biting back a scream. Tokoyami rushed over to you, holding you upright as you leaned against the table. "No Denki!" Tokoyami exclaimed. "It's not!" He then leaned down and looked you in the eyes. "Are you ok?"

       You shook your head. "No. I think I'm going to go up to my room." Tokoyami helped you out of your chair and up to your room.

       Denki frowned, upset with himself. He didn't mean to hurt you. "Oh," He said quietly. "I should apologize." He ran out of the room and caught up to you and Tokoyami. "Y/N, wait!" He yelled. You were about to close your door and Tokoyami had left. You looked up at him, pain in your eyes. Denki reached your door, panting. "I am so sorry," He apologized. "I wasn't thinking."

       You sighed, opening the door even more. "Come in, I'll tell you."

       Kaminari's eyes widened. "Really?" He saw your nod and closed the door on his way into your room. He sat in a chair by your desk as you lowered yourself onto your bed.

       "I lost my arm when I was 8. During a villain attack," you started. "So I have this arm. It's connected to the nerves in my shoulder, so it's basically a normal arm, just metal. So when you shocked me, it had a stronger effect because the metal is now part of my nervous system." 

       The two of you sat in silence for a moment. "I'm sorry," He said quietly. "I didn't know."

       "I know. It's alright."

       Throughout the rest of your time at UA, Kaminari stayed by your side. He helped you train, and made sure people didn't hurt you like he did. He marveled at how strong you were with your metal arm. On nights when the area where your metal arm met your skin burned and ached, he helped you as much as he could. He even kept a drawer in his room fully stocked with a heating pad, pain medication, and icyhot. Anything that could make you feel better.

[haruchiyos]

Miya Osamu

Welcome to Az’s Male Manipulator Monday! Every Monday I will be posting 1-2 drabbles of Hq, Jjk, Aot, Mha, Kny, and HxH boys as toxic assholes. I’ll also be taking requests as to which characters I should write for — throw them in my inbox if you’re interested! At the end of this post you will find a hyperlink to apply for my taglist if you’re interested in being notified for this weekly series!

Disclaimer: I do not condone the behavior portrayed in this series. All characters should be considered as out of character, as these drabbles are in no way accurate to their canon portrayals. Consider this an AU of sorts.

Warnings: gaslighting, mention of oral, dubcon (reader is tipsy), unrequited love, overall toxic behavior, fingering, force 

Minors DNI

A rhythmic squelch echoed off the walls of the only vacant room you and Osamu could find in the midst of another boring party. The two of you found homage upon some poor bastard’s bed, you spread deliciously across your date’s powerful thighs. His thick fingers plunged in and out of your heat, priceless rings glistening with your essence. You groaned wantonly and rested the back of your head against his shoulder; the warmth from the stimulation accelerating through your veins. A deep rumbling resonated against your back as he chuckled, free hand shifting to hike your skirt further up to fully reveal the lewd actions taking place beneath it. 

“Look at that Y/N... so wet already, I love how reactive you are to me,” he purred and paused in his ministrations to lick against the shell of your ear. 

Love, huh? The word seemed foreign coming from his lips. You wondered if he had ever known what it felt to love and be loved by someone — probably not. He hated it after all; having grown to see all emotional attachment as a form of blindness that only served to cripple and distract him from achieving his true goal: power. Love was a waste of time in your ‘lover’s’ mind and you knew that. 

You were eye candy, a pretty little accessory to hang off his arm at parties that also served as a great fuck later into the night. That was the arrangement from day one. Miya Osamu was a sought after bachelor, one slip up on your part would result in immediate replacement — yet that fact couldn’t extinguish the growing affection you felt for him.

No strings attached was the number one rule of your engagement. it was cruel really, how could he expect you not to fall for him when his passion and love was so utterly intoxication — even more so than the five thousand dollar bottle of wine the two of you finished an hour ago. 

A sudden sharp pain ripped through you as he harshly pinched your clit, pulling you violently from your thoughts. “You know I don’t appreciate being ignored.” he growled and ran his lips along your fluttering pulse. “What’s bothering you?” he asked, fingers resuming their languid movements tracing along your slit and gentle rolling your clit between his thumb and forefinger. 

Maybe it was the alcohol that finally gave you the courage to confess, or maybe it was the mental exhausting of having hidden your feelings from him for months — in reality it was both. 

“Honestly...” you pulled away from his hold and shifted to face him, knees planted on either side of his hips and wet cunt nestled against the bulge his Dior slacks contained. “I broke the rules: I’m in love with you.” you stated dryly know that this was the end. 

“I’m going to pretend I didn't hear that,” he stated flatly as all previous heated passion vanished from the room, leaving you vulnerable in a frigid atmosphere. 

“I’m in love with you Miya Osamu,” you repeated with more force, knowing that despite what he said the damage had already been done. 

“No you aren’t,” he growled his grip on your plush hips growing more and more violent as his emotions began to boil over. 

“Don’t ruin a good thing for yourself Y/N,”  

“I won’t take it back,” you stood firm.

“Shut. Up.” he seethed and you flinched as he took a vice like grip on your face — his vascular hand preventing you from arguing further. 

“You don’t know what you’re talking about, you're drunk.” a shiver ran down your spine at the sound of his belt being discarded across the room and a zipper being undone soon after, “guess I’ll just have to shut you up myself.” 

His grip shifted to your hair and he forced you further back on his thighs before pressing your head downward until you were face to face with his erect cock, “Suck Y/N, I won't ask again.” 

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[i-heart-hxh]

Thanks for the great response, as always! I essentially agree with what you're saying, but I want to explain some of the reasons that I hold back a bit on my expectations, and also some of the reasons I'm optimistic at the same time.

My hesitations with it becoming truly, explicitly canon have more to do with external forces and restraint on this topic in Japanese culture than Togashi himself. Shonen Jump, the manga magazine HxH runs in, is immensely popular, profitable, and culturally relevant, and I suspect they might fight him on making the leads of his series full-on canonically gay, as that would be a historical precedent that I'm not sure Jump is ready for even with how many Jump series tend to flirt with the idea. It is a magazine originally aimed at boys, after all, even though it has become extremely popular with a wide swath of the population. Jump may be concerned about how it would reflect on their brand.

However, from what I understand Togashi owns HxH fully (which is not the usual situation at all with Jump properties as far as understand), and because HxH is enduringly very popular, if Togashi doesn't like their terms or feels they're suppressing him, he might have the ability to just take it to another publisher, so I think he has a very unusual degree of creative power over HxH.

I also think at this point it's possible Jump has given up on placing limitations on him because of that risk, and HxH is certainly profitable (and increasingly even moreso the past few years, with all the merch and events and such). Then there's the fact that he almost definitely won't make another long-running series after this, so it's not as though he has to worry about ruining his chances with publishers and audiences for future series. AND as one last point, they did announce the series wouldn't run in standard Jump from here on out (we don't know yet how it'll be published in the future, possibly Jump+ or something else), and whatever it moves to might give it a little more leeway to be controversial than just the standard Jump. Though I strongly think the scheduling is the main reason for the move so that might not even be relevant.

Gay topics and themes in anime and manga have also gotten increasingly more and more common, acceptable, and explicitly canon, though there's still plenty of progress to make in that area.

But, I do still wonder how much pushback he'd receive on making it explicitly canon from those around him, because it could affect merch sales and such in the future for his properties if he does do that. (I don't necessarily think this matters much to him, I'm sure he and his wife are financially set, but I'm not sure how the companies and industries around him would respond and if that would have sway or not...) To a certain degree, I do think it fits his writing style for it to stay somewhat ambiguous, as well. Though I agree as the series has gone on, it has gotten less and less ambiguous rather than more, and even having a random f/f kiss in the manga that wasn't strictly "necessary" and the whole Hisoka and Illumi engagement ring/pre-nup thing makes me wonder if he's testing the boundaries further.

That said, of course I'll be beyond delighted if it does become explicitly canon, and I'm not ruling out the possibility. I just prefer to temper my expectations to a certain degree because there are factors to consider beyond just Togashi's own wishes. If it turns out even more explicitly canon than I expect (assuming we ever even reach that point in the first place), that's fantastic!

Anyway, have this representation of Togashi from Sensei Hakusho, by one of his assistants, which I think summarizes his philosophy on the matter (and this is yet another thing that gives me hope):

Do you think togashi Will sink killugon in the future by denying the romantic reading of their relationship?

Hi anon! I strongly don't think that'll ever happen. I truly believe including the romantic subtext between them is intentional on Togashi's part, and I want to be clear I'm not saying that just as a shipper, but as someone who has spent years deeply analyzing the series as a whole, as well as Togashi's influences and interests. The deeper I look into it, the more I'm certain he includes all the things he includes with full intention.

Again, I post this because everyone deserves to see it:

Togashi wanted to create works with queer characters before HxH even existed, and he was deeply invested in this concept! It's possible pieces of HxH even came out of this original idea he had--he did say he might publish it someday in "a different form," so it's not an impossibility.

I think likely one of two things will happen with Gon and Killua's relationship in the future of the manga:

Togashi will bring them back and reunite them, and we'll (at least eventually) get some sort of ending for them that may not be 100% undeniably canonically romantic, but likely continues with the same kind of romantic subtext and ambiguity that's been present all along. (Think something like: They decide to travel together again and promise to stay together without it actually saying if they mean it in a romantic way or not, but there might be hints or wording that imply it is intended in that way, with Togashi trusting those of us who see it that way will understand.) Or maybe we hit the jackpot and he does make it explicitly canon. I don't think that's super likely, but if anyone could get away with it, it would be Togashi, for a whole list of reasons I won't get into on this post.

Sadly he won't reach that point in the manga due to his health and how much of the series remains, but he won't say either way what he intends their relationship to mean, and we're free to continue to interpret it how we want.

There are other possibilities of course, but I think those are the most likely outcomes. I do think he fully intends to reunite Gon and Killua and I've written about this in-depth (whether the series actually reaches that point or not). I don't think he intends to "sink the ship" ever because he's the one giving us an uncountable number of reasons to believe in the ship in the first place... And I do think he's doing it out of his own personal interest, not just for marketing reasons or whatever like we see in some other shounen series. It's deeply embedded in the series and the number of things pointing in this direction is just so, so many.

I don't think there's any reason to be pessimistic about Gon and Killua's future, aside from the factor of Togashi's health. However, I try to take the attitude that, in the case that it doesn't ever get finished (and assuming Togashi doesn't have some sort of back up plan, and I suspect he might), we get to choose ourselves how it ends. I deeply hope we get a canon reunion between them someday, the thought of this happening is something that keeps me going in life, but if we do have to continue to imagine it ourselves, it certainly could be worse.

[cripplingaddictions]

Jealous Adult Trio

Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi

Summary: What I think Chrollo, Hisoka, and Illumi would be like when they’re jealous. 

A/N: First post with these three, and first hxh post too!I tried to make each scenario different, but they’d probably just murder the person making them jealous tbh💀

Chrollo:

It depends on who is making him jealous

If he’s out on an undercover mission with you and in order to slip past the guards to get to the goods he wants you must seduce them, he’ll have to hold back his urges in order to not sabotage the job

He’ll keep his stone cold demeanour, eyeing you off front the distance

The boss will avoid the eyes of the pursuer, to not arouse suspicion 

Fists clenched throughout the rest of the job, he’ll keep quiet, until the job is over

He can’t hold himself back, using that tone that makes your knees weak

“You couldn’t help yourself back there could you, darling? Making me jealous like that?”

But if its some random, maybe a friend of yours...

And if you purposely ignore him to continue your conversation, oooo boy

He doesn’t pout, or get moody, he’ll respond to you condescendingly for the rest of the day

With his power, the way he answered so aloof made you nervous 

Which is exactly what he wanted you to react

The biggest extreme is if it was a bartender, waiter, etc

Let’s say they were getting way to familiar and touchy with you, Chrollo will shoot daggers through them

You can feel the bloodlust oozing off him, and the way he kept silent made it so much worse

You’ll return home for like five minutes and he’s got his coat back on and heading for the door

You’ll ask where he’s off to, and he’ll reply:

“I’ve got a little bit of unfinished business to attend too.”

You’re not dumb, you know he’s going to unalive that poor pal 

Shalnark had already found his address within minutes of Chrollo sending him a picture

Let’s say the deed is done, how do you make it up to him afterwards?

He wants nothing more than for you to pamper him before he falls asleep

Comb his hair with your fingers, read aloud to him, let him lay all over you

Basically what he does for you, but he wants you to return the favour

He gets so unbelievably petty but once again, condescendingly 

Forgives you nonetheless, but you should know that he knows you aren’t the one he should be forgiving

He’s got a reputation yall 🤚

Hisoka:

Oh heaven help you if you make him jealous

100% blames you, even if you weren't the one putting yourself out there 

Kills the other on the spot, no matter who it is, but he has to be really wound up

While Chrollo didn’t want to ruin his “boss” reputation, Hisoka’s reputation is literally being a creep, he’ll stop at nothing

His two approaches he uses, no matter the situation

One, he’ll try to get your attention

He whines, full on like

“Y/N, pay attention to me~ not this weasel”

Does not care what he says in order to get you to look at him, trust me

Even a bit nsfw if he feels like it, another that’ll make the other person get creeped out

Licks his lips at you, I really mean anything 

Gets incredibly more touchy, holds your waste, hip, thigh, anything intimate to possibly scare of who you’re talking to

If being creepy and whiny doesn’t make them back off, or if you still won’t give him the attention he’s craving, that’s when he’ll kill em 

Usually, it works, and you’ll excuse yourself just to stop this man from embarrassing you any further

His second tactic is to intimidate them

Questions them with the dumbest things ever like

“Have you ever heard that if you scratch your ear you can ease your tickling throat?”

“N-No...”

If that doesn’t work, he’ll get up in their face, humming like he’s observing their every move

Touches them, pokes them, invades their bubble completely

It gets to the point where you tug him away and you scald him about ruining your conversation

You have to prove that you still love him and him only the rest of the day because he won’t leave you alone until you forgive him or prove it to him

Please just do as he says 🙄

Illumi:

Mr Mans over here has no idea what to do

He doesn’t even know how to name the weight and anger watching another get too familiar with you

He’d shrug it off, probably thinks he’s angry for some reason, watching you from a distance with his chin in his palm

If the conversation goes awry and you get uncomfy, he’ll call you over to him

You’ll thank him and make a quick exit 

Over the next few weeks, Illumi notices this feeling keep coming back when you pay more attention to someone than him

It gets so on his nerves that he genuinely gets frustrated and asks you one day what you think it means

You kind of just laugh at him and say that he’s jealous

0_0 “You can feel jealous of people?”

“Yeah, it’s probably because you love me~”

“Oh. Yeah.”

Now he’s even more angry about the feeling because he thinks that people will know that he loves someone

Uses his aura to chase people away from you, and tugs you away if that doesn’t get them away

People will definitely be able to tell he’s jealous if he’s doing that, dummy

That’s really with randoms or your friends, but if Hisoka ever makes him jealous (he definitely will)

He has nothing to hide as Hisoka is well aware that you’re dating

But with Hisoka being, well, Hisoka, obviously he isn’t going to let that stop him

Gets so mad that he does that thing where his hair flies up and the crows come flying

It takes a bit to calm him down from that, and you have to dismiss Hisoka yourself in order for Illumi to chill out

The fact he gets jealous is kind of heartwarming, knowing his background 

Settle him down and reassure him that you love him

He’s capable of love just give him time ☺️

[insomniasymphony]

Obsessive Hisoka Morow x Obsessive Male Reader [Hunt him down]

Constellation: Obsessive Hisoka Morow x Obsessive Male Reader Words I got: → Voice → Strength → Bloom Rating: Teen up and Audience Warning: A little bit of violence

                                     ��► Run, little Sweetheart.                          For all we know you can't escape his claws. ◄◄

The darkness clings to your body, taking up as much space as the adrenaline that chases you through the corridors of the empty office building, while Hisoka has disappeared somewhere in the shadows of the interstices.

It's been like this for hours. Days. Weeks. It started the moment you met at the bar in an airship and casual flirting turned into a one night stand that has been repeated over and over. By now, you could almost be considered a couple. You've proven that. Hisoka with a threat to walk over corpses, should you dare to stop playing his game. You with the attempted, but failed, murder of Illumi, who spends far too much time with Hisoka. At least for your taste.

He shouldn't be looking at anyone but you.

Your pulse races as you turn the next corner and end up in the next corridor with a single light at the end. It stands out like a glimmer of hope and you know that it is the magician's way of creating a show. A show that you will follow for now.

Trotting towards the bright spot in the midst of this darkness, you find nothing on the floor but a single card representing a Jack of Hearts. His way of telling you that he is enjoying your absurd togetherness is endearing.

“Do you want to play hide and seek any longer, or do we want to stop this now?” you call into the darkness, raising your voice because you don't know where exactly he is. Then you wait, a brief moment, before you feel a gentle breeze on your ear.

Quick as a flash, you leap forward and turn at the same moment, allowing Hisoka's friendly smile to meet you as the distance between you grows to almost ten feet.

“I thought we were playing catch.” Innocently, he puts a finger to his chin, seeming almost confused by your question.

“If we really are playing catch, then you just made a mistake,” you return with a smirk.

“You sure?” Hisoka's voice lowers, becoming a hum that sends his aura rippling over you. “I'm sure I won.”

“As if.” With a throwing away hand gesture, you want to distance yourself further, but resistance won't let you. A glance over your shoulder reveals nothing at first. It's only when you focus your Gyo on the eyes and make a second attempt that you notice the pink masses stretching from wall to wall, now sticking to you like chewing gum.

“You knew what I was going to do, didn't you?” Snorting, you fight against the Bungee Gum, but fail over and over again.

“Of course.” In ambling steps, Hisoka approaches, a card in his hand and ready to murder. That's what made you guys from the start. There's a certain touch that attracts you both, but you wouldn't shy away from killing each other.

That's what makes Hisoka predictable, too. In those seconds, you could just focus your Nen into each limb and forcefully rip yourself from his clutches, but the helpless position brings sweetness that you want to sample.

The magician stops in front of you, brushes his hand over your cheek and licks his lips. Shortly afterwards he lets go, takes a step back and seems to actually magically conjure something with a few light movements.

No card trick, instead a bouquet of flowers from nowhere. Roses, unsteady in red, which makes you raise your eyebrows in wonder. Some spots are lighter than others, the inner petals are almost black.

“An interesting bouquet.”

“Do you like it?” He holds it out to you a little. “I soaked it for hours in the blood of the man you had fun with last week.”

For a moment you pucker your mouth. The man he's talking about had been the victim of your lust because you hadn't had sex with Hisoka in far too long and couldn't wait any longer. Just the thought of this guy lying underneath you, begging for more, makes your cock swell. You feel it pressing against your pants from the inside, towards Hisoka, who doesn't miss the twitch.

“Now you're getting aroused just thinking about someone else?” The amusement in his voice has at the same time something of a beastly growl that wants to tear you apart. He moves closer again, this time so close that you can feel his breath on your skin. Immediately he grabs you, reaches for your cock, which sends a wave of lustful shock through you. “And here I thought your eyes were only on me.”

“I don't want to hear you say that. How often do you fuck other people?” you snap back, pressing tighter into his grip at the same time as his nails seem to poke through your pants and you perceive the slight sensation of pain as sexual tingling.

“You're watching me,” Hisoka states, coming closer to your lips but not allowing a kiss. Instead, he loosens his Bungee Gum. But before you can appreciate the freedom, he has already flung you sideways by the shoulders against the nearest wall.

The impact is painful, squeezing the breath from your lungs for a moment before you hold your breath and wait. Hisoka's speed has brought him right in front of you, with a playing card to your throat. He doesn't need much strength to cut your head clean off.

He tosses the flowers carelessly over his shoulder, letting them hit the ground and lose leaves that spread artfully.

“What am I going to do with you?”

“You tell me.” Provocatively, you press against the card, feeling it cut lightly into your skin, revealing burning blood. Hisoka's power is barely above yours, and in those seconds you want to do nothing more than be closer to him. As close as you can possibly get. “Which one of us started looking after others?”

“Illumi?” He understands immediately. “It would have been perfectly entertaining if you had killed him. But you're slacking off. A man like you should care more about a good fight.”

“You're distracting me.”

“Do I?” This time Hisoka comes so close that you can almost taste him. He's yours, that was certain from the start, but his behaviour is driving you crazy. The fact that he is still interested in others while you aren't allowed to seek sexual pleasure is pathetic. Not least because it's hardly any different from your end.

But that's the way you are. Broken on wayward levels.

Hisoka notices it with a smile before he wants to retreat, not counting on the fact that you no longer have any desire for fruitless games. Instead of letting him have his way, you knock his hand and the card aside in one fluid movement, freeing yourself from the confinement he has imposed on you, and in the same breath place his face in your hands.

He cannot escape, cannot evade, before you press your lips on his mouth and let his warmth travel through your body.

He smiles. A small stirring of his muscles that you notice and at the same time meet with affection. In the end, you want each other too much.

Gently you let your hands wander down his neck, his shoulders, to his chest, snuggle up to him and feel his hands on your hips. He isn't willing to let you go. Neither in this moment, nor afterwards.

Until lust will bring you death by burning jealousy.

[Picture from a card collecting game] Check me up on AO3 if you have a wish for a HxH one shot too~♥

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Helloo!! I just discover your page and even tho you only have one fic I already love itt!!! I finished hxh last night and my heart need more💔💔 could you do a Killua x reader, they know each other since they were babies and their families wanted them to get married, but when Killua find out that’s when he escaped and maybe after that the reader escaped too but they don’t see each other until they are like 20 or something like that. Btw sorry for my English I suck hehehe.💕💕

I can absoLUTELY do this! And don’t worry bb, your English is great💞 I’m doing a scenario for this one~

𑁍 No Take Backs! 𑁍 《Killua x Reader》

“Hey, Hey, Killua!” You shouted, running up to him with enthusiasm. He glanced at you, raising a brow. “What is it, Y/N?” He asked, turning to you. Smiling, you took his hand in yours. “I have something to show you! Follow me!” You said, pulling him along as you walked through the forest that surrounded his house.

Fighting your way into a clearing, you watched him let out a small noise of shock. It was a beautiful, crystal clear lake, one he had never seen before. Flowers surrounded the area and light shone onto the water, making it look drastically different from his dreary house. “How did you find this, Y/N? I live here and even I haven’t seen it before.” He said, looking at you. You grinned, pointing to the scrapes on your knees. “I fell into this clearing when I went exploring. Cmon, let’s swim!” You said, jumping in fully clothed. He paused before shrugging. “Ah, what the heck.” He said before jumping in, making a big splash which caused you to giggle.

“Hey Killua?” You asked, swimming over to him. He looked up at you, shaking his head to get some of the water off of him. He looked kind of like a dog, you thought. “Yeah Y/N?” He answered, powder blue eyes staring back at you. “Let’s stay best friends forever, ‘Kay?” You said, smiling up at him. He turned pink, looking away. “Sure, I guess. You’re not THAT bad.” He muttered, causing you to smile. You were used to his antics, he acted like this ever since he could talk. Even though you two were 12, he hadn’t changed a bit.

“Okay, but no take backs!”

You woke up to the sound of arguing. You were sleeping over at the Zoldyck household, since Killua’s mom practically begged you to stay over. She was almost as protective of you as she was her own son.

Your feet met the cold wood floor of the guest bedroom as you got out of bed. Rubbing your eyes, you fixed your sleepwear before quietly opening the door. You could use Zetsu, however they would all notice it more if your aura suddenly disappeared rather than just moving around. You snuck around to the stair railing, peering between the wooden rails as you watched Killua argue with Milluki and his mother.

“I’m not marrying them!” He shouted, crossing his arms. Milluki rolled his eyes. “You should be glad mother is allowing you to marry someone in the first place, Killua!” He shouted back. Killua glared at him, before looking at his mother. “I want a choice in who I marry! Just cause we’ve been friends since we were little doesn’t mean we’d be a good match!” He said to her. “You two don’t have to be a good match to have good grandchildren. You’re the heir to the family business, and they easily match you in strength. I’m sure you two will have powerful children.” She said, causing him to give her a disgusted look. You were equally as grossed out. Sure, you did have a small crush on Killua, but children was something you definitely didn’t want to think about as a child yourself.

“Why are you even thinking about that?! I’m twelve!” He shouted. You nodded quietly in agreement, thinking it was really weird. His mother had always been a little... odd.

“Because it’s what you should be focused on! You need to take on the family business and marry the right person, and Y/N is that person!” She said, with Milluki nodding next to her. Killua huffed. “Then I’m leaving!” He shouted, storming over to the stairs. Milluki grabbed his arm. “Killua, where do yo-“ he started, but was cut off as Killua grabbed his wrist tightly with his free hand, giving him an ice cold stare. “Milluki. Let go of me.” He threatened lowly. His brother scoffed, grip tightening. In a flash, Killua dug a spare knife out of his pocket and stabbed him in the arm, causing him to reel back in shock. It was honestly a little funny, in a twisted way. His mother rushed over to Killua, pleading in her high pitched voice. He whipped around, and in an instant, she was holding her bleeding face. Her visor was knocked on the ground as she covered her face and called for her husband.

Walking up the stairs, he went over to where you were crouched down. “You’re so nosy, Y/N.” He teased, poking your cheek. You pouted. “You said you were leaving.” You muttered, looking at him. He sighed. “I am. I’m sorry, but I can’t marry you. It doesn’t feel right. I need to get out of this family business and be something that’s not related to assassin life.” He said, patting your head. You felt tears well up in your eyes, but you gulped them down. You got up onto your knees and hugged him, burying your face into the crook of his neck. He smelled like vanilla.

“I’m gonna miss you, Killua.”

“I will too.”

Ten years had gone by since that night. After Killua left, you had gone over his last words to you in your head. You decided to quit your family business and become a hunter at the age of 14. Since then, you had been doing freelance jobs and earning money. Life was good. You still had memories of Killua, where you two stayed up and told ghost stories with a flashlight under his soft sheets or splashes around in the clear waters of you two’s secret lake. You hadn’t seen him since he left, but you thought of him often.

Shaking your head, you laced up your shoes. You had a match against some random person in Heaven’s Arena, and you were supposed to go fight in less than a minute. Standing up, you rushed to the tunnel, waiting for them to announce your name.

“And here we have the returning powerhouse, Y/N L/N!”

You stepped out onto the stage, smiling as you waved at the crowd. Scanning the audience, your eyes met a pair of blue ones.

Powder blue.

White hair.

It couldn’t be... could it?

You felt the air leave your lungs. It was him. It had to be. He looked grown up by now- of course he would, he would be 22. You blinked, trying to focus as the fight started.

‘I might as well show off a bit.’ you thought.

The fight was almost criminally easy. You defeated the guy rather quickly before rushing off the stage, not even staying for your victory announcement. Running through the halls, you slammed straight into another person, causing you to fall back.

“Ouch! Sorry!” You said, looking up. The boy had green hair and light brown eyes, as well as a kind smile. He offered a hand to help you up, which you accepted. “It’s alright. You did great in your fight!” He complimented, causing you to smile back. “Oh, thanks! I-“

“Gon! I was looking for you, whe-“ A familiar voice said, pausing. You looked over to see who it was. Your eyes lit up as you rushed over to him.

“Killua! Oh my god, it’s been so long! I’ve missed you so much!” You shouted, hugging him. He turned red, patting your head. “Baka! Don’t say that stuff, it’s embarrassing...” he muttered. You smiled, knowing he was still the same boy you knew long ago. The boy, who’s name you now knew as Gon, looked at the two of you confused. “You know them, Killua?” He asked. “Yeah. We grew up together, but I left to take the hunter exam when we were little and I hadn’t seen them since.” He said. You nodded, smiling at him. “It’s nice to meet you, Gon!” You said, and he nodded back. “Same here!” He said.

You turned to Killua. “Come sleep over at my place! We have to catch up!” You said. He gave a smirk, looking away playfully. “I don’t know, what if people get the wrong idea?” He asked, smirking. You smacked the back of his head. “Ow!” He said.

“Don’t be a pervert!” “Fine, fine, I’ll come over. Only cause you asked.”

Fixing the white sheets on your guest bed, you walked out to see what Killua was up to. He was sat on the couch, watching some sort of TV show about... superpowers? You sat down next to him, leaning on his shoulder. He froze, blue eyes gazing over at you. “What?” He asked, seeing you give him a gentle stare. You smiled softly. “I really missed you, Killua.” You said, hugging him. He turned red, pushing you gently by the head. “Don’t say stuff like that! It’s embarrassing...” He muttered, cheeks pink as you continued to have your arms locked tightly around his waist.

“Why did you leave without me?” You asked quietly, causing him to pause. “I needed to find myself, I needed to become something that was detached from the Zoldyck name. I figured becoming a hunter would do that, and it did. I met some really nice people, Gon being one of them.” He said, gently stroking your hair. You nodded, agreeing silently. You completely understood why he wanted to do that, but something that had been eating you alive for the last ten years had you asking one more question.

“When you said you didn’t want to marry me... was that true?”

His hand stilled, gently resting against your head as he thought quietly. “It wasn’t necessarily true, but I did feel like it wasn’t something that needed to be talked about.” He said, carefully choosing his words. You reached up and gently moved his hand off of your head, holding it in your own instead. “Ever since you left I worried about you. I know you’re strong, but I always thought about whether you were alright or not. I missed you so much- not a day went by with your name not popping up in my head.” You confessed, feeling your face heat up as you buried your face into his chest.

He still smelled like vanilla.

He tended up, his face turning red as he flicked your head. “You’re so embarrassing...” he muttered. “I’m telling the truth, though.” You said softly, looking up at him. He stated back at you, his eyes shining with... love? Was that what it was? It didn’t really matter.

“I’m in love with you, you know. You’re so stupid, making me like you.” He said, looking away as he turned bright red. He looked adorable, his cheeks puffed out due to embarrassment. You smiled, leaning up and giving him a gentle peck on the lips.

“No take backs.” You said, giggling. He rolled his eyes playfully before giving you a gentle smile.

“I’d never want to anyways.”