#that's not hc but a goddamn long-ass fanfic

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

So, I decided to write this, uuh...

In general, I planned a small headcanon based of this post (⚠️spoilers for SVE events⚠️Is this already a spoiler for someone?), but it turned out to be a damn fanfic, so we have what we have. I hope I didn't make too many spelling mistakes, because checking everything with a translator is such a pain in the ass how the fuck to write fics plz help

Warning ⚠️: suggestive (Well, not really? There's only a mention of underwear and a couple of obscene thoughts from indecent, so there's nothing like that. But I'll put a warning, just in case.)

⚠️⚠️⚠️Spoilers for Stardew valley expanded events⚠️⚠️⚠️

But if you don't mind spoilers, enjoy!

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Winter... Merciless, cold, but still so picturesque winter.

What a beautiful time of year it's been in Stardew Valley! The whole earth is covered with a white blanket of snow, trees and plants, as well as some animals, fell into a long winter sleep, and the residents of the Pelican town, wrapped in warm coats and jackets, plunged into preparations for the upcoming holidays. Because for someone winter is a snowball fights and hot chocolate, and for others - the hassle of buying everything you need for the Feast of the Winter Star, general cleaning and more work, much more work.

At least, farmers of the Valley will be able to take a resr from their hard work and devote themselves to other activities, or just relax with a book near the fireplace, because what can be grown in a snow-covered dugout, right?

Finally, they can all take a well-deserved break. All but one hero.

The winter days made it possible for the Farmer to devote themself to other things besides taking care of the crops and animals, so the hardworking bee of the Valley decided to extract useful ore for their needs and fulfill their obligations to protect people from the monsters that lurked in the depths of the mines.

And endeed, it was a very good hunt.

Spirits today favor the young adventurer, because to get so much gold ore, rare gems, monster loot and good quality purple mushrooms in one day is truly a great success. Smelted ore into bars will serve the Farmer well as a source of income and material for the manufacture of various farming machines, gems will be the perfect gift for most of their friends, and the monster loot... Oh wait. Magnus has mentioned that the void essence and this specific shroom is an important material for him in continuing to study magic. So why not please the wizard with some gifts, especially on the eve of the holiday?

With that thought in mind, the encouraged Farmer set out through the woods straight to the Rasmodius' tower. The time was already late, but they knew that their wizard friend was still awake, this was at least evidenced by the light from the windows of the tower, probably the only source of light in the thicket of a dark winter forest. Also, the light radiated from a gap from the slightly open front door, which surprised the Farmer, who had already approached here to knock.

"Huh, weird. I don't remember Magnus being so forgetful. And who wants a draft with such a frost outside" With these thoughts, the Farmer quietly entered the small lobby filled with various exotic plants.

"Almost all of its plants don't like the cold." They carefully looked at the callesia in a plant pot, shaking their heads disapprovingly, such a bush is thermophilic and can die when the temperature drops. So they carefully closed the front door and climbed the stairs to the top in search of the occupant of the tower.

There was no one in the main hall, although some liquid was still seething in the cauldron. The Farmer noted to themself that the aroma of lavender and chamomile coming from the cauldron is much more pleasant than the everyday stench of moss, toadstools and Yoba know what else.

And yet, Magnus is not here. As the Farmer was about to go down to the basement, they heard footsteps upstairs in Magnus' bedroom. The young Farmer hesitated for half a minute, thinking about whether to go up there, Magnus was probably already getting ready for bed and it would be indecent to disturb him. And yet they headed towards the stairs. Standing in front of the door to the bedroom, the Farmer had already raised their hand to knock, but before they had time to do so, the door itself opened.

"Darling, have you already found what you wanted? We can continue our-" Olivia's purr turned into a grave silence, and her flirtatious pretty face turned pale and froze in shock. The Farmer was also in complete shock when before their eyes was not an adult wizard in purple hair and a beard, but Victor's mother... in lace underwear. The underwear, by the way, really suited Olivia, and the Farmer considered that this was not the thought that should have come to mind in such a situation.

The dead silence and not too decent thoughts of the Farmer were broken by Olivia's piercing screech, which so frightened the poor Farmer that, having taken a step back because of such a powerful sound, they stepped back and fell down the stairs back into the main hall.

Well, at least they didn't hurt too much, thanks to the constant hardening in the mines.

"What in the name of the spirits is going on here?!" And here is Magnus himself, in a nightgown and with some kind of bottle with a liquid, looks like oil, in his hand, appeared in front of the Farmer lying on the floor in the blink of an eye. If the Farmer decided to go down to the basement first, they would hardly be in this strange position.

"Farmer?" Rasmodius looked with surprise at the uninvited guest, who managed to get to their feet. Apparently, he forgot to lock the front door after all.

"What-what are you doing here?!" Olivia came down the stairs, already in a dressing gown (a Magnus' dressing gown, by the way), all annoyed, ready to destroy everything in her path with one glance. "Leave this place immediately!"

The voice of reason told the Farmer to leave the tower right away and run home to the farm, but they still stood still, casting a shocked look from Magnus to Olivia.

"I, uh.. I brought..."

"Ah, Farmer" Magnus addressed the young intruder as he placed the bottle of oil on the table, tired and annoyed in his voice. "Would you be so kind to leave my abode?"

"Y-yeah, b-b-but..."

"But what?" Magnus was already losing patience, as was Olivia.

"Leave"

"I was-"

"Now!" Magnus barked loudly at the Farmer in uncharacteristic intolerance, casting a spell that teleported the Farmer outside, straight into a large snowdrift, back into the dark forest with a flick of his hand. Having floundered in a snowdrift, they were able to find their balance again, shook off all the snow from themselves and walked at a quick pace to their home.

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Winter... So beautiful, but oh-so cold...

The white snow crunched under the Farmer's boots, who went out on the porch to check the morning mail. Although the evening was, to put it mildly, full of events for them, the Farmer was able to sleep peacefully that night. Well, Magnus and Olivia are dating, (kinda?), they are adults and have every right for that. Although the thought of why Magnus was holding a oil jar in his hands didn't bring up very decent thoughts. They had the same feeling after the mayor's request for truffle oil...

Ugh. Enough of that.

There were not many letters in the mailbox, but one of them stood out with dark blue paper and a wax seal. Only Magnus can send something like this.

"Please come to the tower today at 9 pm, we need to talk. It's urgent." That's all that was written in the letter. The Farmer's throat was dry from the upcoming conversation, and although they did not know what to talk about, they already knew that the upcoming conversation would not be pleasant.

With the onset of darkness, the Farmer did not keep themself waiting and arrived at the appointed place at exactly 9 p.m. Inside the tower, Magnus and Olivia were already waiting for them. Victor's mother stood in silence and was much calmer than yesterday, but still looked at the young Farmer rather sternly. Magnus was trying to sound less annoyed and not add to the already heavy atmosphere. The key word is "trying".

"I think you can already guess why we asked you to come here." So far, the Wizard began in a calm tone.

"Yes and no," the Farmer tried to answer honestly and find the right words. Seriously, it was as if they were standing in front of disgruntled parents who had just returned from a school meeting and found out that their child received poor grades in algebra.

"But I understand you are dating, right?"

"Right," Magnus replied.

"In secret?"

Magnus nodded.

"And I disturbed you yesterday, right?"

"How smart," Olivia quipped a little.

"Olivia, please," Magnus tried to calm her down, but she was already turned on.

"And you've been spying on us for a long time, right?" Olivia snapped.

"...Pardon me?" Now the Farmer didn't understand anything. "What are you talking about?"

"Don't make fools of us," Olivia continued. "Are you saying that it was by chance that you came to the tower on this particular day?"

What?

"Why do I need it?" Now it was Farmer's turn to express irritation and intolerance. They can't quite figure out what Olivia is getting at.

"Gossip, blackmail, just for fun, no?" After this phrase, the Farmer felt like they had just been slapped. And Magnus' look seemed to show that he was of the same opinion as Olivia.

"Do you-do you really think that I was spying on you so that I could use it as blackmail? Do you think that badly of me?!" The young Farmer could no longer hold back their emotions when they barked the last word to the whole room. Maybe they didn't know Olivia that well, after all they'd only been in the Valley for one year, but Magnus?...

"I came to the tower to give materials to Magnus and I never knew you were dating. But even if I found out, do you think that I would tell everyone in a row about it?"

Now, there was not a drop of irritation left on the faces of Olivia and Rasmodius. Only regret and shame. They were so sure that the Farmer... Yoba, how wrong they were.

Little drops appeared at the corners of the Farmer's eyes, they had to make a great effort to keep the tears from rolling down their cheeks.

"I don't need it"

They turned towards the door and walked out the door.

"Farmer, wait, we..." The Farmer didn't hear what the wizard and former accountants said next, but simply slammed the front door from the other side. From the huge cotton, some snow from the wall of the tower fell on the youth's head. They quickly brushed it off and walked towards the farm, away from the tower.

It was... painful, to say at least. They expected awkwardness, explanations, but not like this...

In the future, Olivia will apologize to the Farmer for everything that happened, explaining that after the death of her husband, other attempts to have an affair were an excuse for blackmailing her from unkind colleagues at her old job, so she reacted so strongly. Magnus will apologize for such judgments without hard evidence and his rudeness, realizing that this is not an excuse to yell at the Farmer. All three will measure themselves and become best friends in the future, still keeping this secret.

But for now... The young Farmer, with tears in their eyes, are walking through a dark forest, where street lamps and Pelican City decorations are lit in the distance, walking on crisp snow, walking down the street in such a beautiful, but so cold winter...

[yourlocalbigtittyedbitch]

Hc's of our lovely tall blue aliens reacting to a y/n with no gag reflex!

synopsis: it was a vary hot day on pandora, so you thought a popsicle would make you feel a bit better on this day. (Reader is gender neutral in this fanfic, and it is not specified if the reader is human or Na'vi)

Pairings: Jake, ronal & Tonowari, tsu'tey, and Quaritch

Warning's: making poor Jake feel things, horny intentions, vary horny thoughts. And you being all innocent and doe eyed, and tsu’tey being horny. Can't forget Tonowari being the sweet soft dom he isss!!

Jake

GODDAMN ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK??! poor boy thinks your choking on the damm thing, till you just pull it out with ease.

He'd definitely would watch you as you fucking deep throated that damn thing. While his tail sways softly behind him

When you confronted him, a blush rised to his checks as he looked away and he would make some half asked excuse saying he wasn't staring or somethin'

Definitely at some point he would think about you on your knees and sucking on his cock instead of that popsicle. (Totally getting jealous over a damn popsicle)

When he asked how you could do that, all you said was "no gag reflex." Then continued to gently suck on it

If it was just you and him, alone. He'd probably be sitting behind you, or you on his lap. As he gently kissed your neck in shoulders, his hands roaming your sides

Mayyybe also murmuring soft words into your ears too. All because you just wanted some cold treat for this hot weather.. horny basterd.

Tsu'tey

At first he thought you had somesort of stick in your mouth, till you pulled your hand back, pulling the popsicle out of your mouth. Man was flabbergasted,

What?? How? How could you just shove something so long down your throat without gaging??

The thoughts of your lips around the base of his girth where eating him alive, his tail swaying and his ears twitched as he stared at you

When confronting him he said you where weird and turned away, as more blush rised to his checks.

If it was possible, he would have pinned you against something and having his way with you,

Or maybe have a hand slink around your throat, squeezing gently. Whispering things he'd do with Those pretty lips of yours,

If someone else was watching you suck on the popsicle, he would send a death glare their way.

Quaritch

At first he thought you had a weird habit or something, since all he saw was the stick of the popsicle hanging out of your lips

As you pulled the popsicle out, he visibly flinched, all so you could reply to whatever Z-dog said. Not noticing the tall Na'vi behind you.

Once it was the two of you, he would just corner you. And ask if you intended to just tease this old man.

He would get so aggressive twords the others, especially Lyle and Mansk. Your his and he will make that clear, totally getting in trouble and having their asses beaten.

If your with him the whole day, he'll make it vary hard for you to focus. His tail accidentally brushing up against your ass, or him getting a little too close to you, his touches becoming lustful, or linger there for too long..

If you dare to confront him, he'll say its nothin' and continue to stare at your lips. While you're trying to glare at this old fuck.

If you try to lock yourself away, just so you can enjoy your sweet treat in pease. He'll fucking kick down the door and make an excuse about him not finding you. And not giving two shits about your poor door..

Rest in peace door-chan

Ronal & Tonowari

Ronal was the first one too notice that you where sucking on something, watching you pull a whole ass popsicle put of your mouth, she was stunned for a few seconds. You, you on the other hand where just a innocent little thing, looking up at her with Those eyes of yours. While your legs hung off the walkway, gently swinging.

When Tonowari saw you push the popsicle down your throat just to pull it out and lick your lips, and then gently suck on the tip. All while looking up at the sky and minding your own business, this mans heart was POUNDING and he looked so flustered from that act you did alone.

Ronal had asked how you could do that, and so.. you gave her your response. "I just don't have a gag reflex" you srugged before continuing to suck on the sweet treat.

If you had finished the popsicle and went to go grab another, Tonowari had ended up dragging you down to his and Ronal's Marui. Once inside he had made you sit down in front of him, his hands gently roaming your form "why did you tease me with that small one? Is it because I nor Ronal gave you enough attention?" He murmured against the nape of your neck,

If someone was watching you, and if either one where there and saw, Tonowari would glare at them. But if it was Ronal, she would probably throw hands at the Na'vi.

...shes one angry woman..👀

(a vary pretty one too-)

You where sitting on Tonowaris lap suckling on another popsicle, his arms laid around your waist lazily. Pulling the popsicle out of your mouth with a pop, you offered him to try it, he was reluctant at first. But once he did. His taste buds where in heaven. His tail wagging softly, so you let him have the popsicle.

You where watching Ronal grind coral to a fine powder. She seemed to be focused on what she was doing, you where a little worried for her, and wanted her to take a break. And so, with a pop. Your voice was gentle in soft "I think you'd like this. Here, try it!" You offered the popsicle you had to her. At first she declined, but after coaxing her to try it she took it from your hand, and gently nippled at the top of the popsicle, she was shocked. She had never tasted something so sweet in her life. You just giggled softly at her reaction

[colorfulyetsinful]

I wrote this on my phone again😀

You could tell with the amount of emojis I used, anyways

Tim is literally my favorite I never shut up about him and bc of that this list is so goddamn long. I honestly tried to be consistent but I was going off the top of my head

Enjoy and become apart of the Tim Drake cult😈

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Tim Drake hc!!! WOAH!

Nepotism baby

He’s a rich child with inheritance and basically running two separate businesses

Nepotism at its finest✨

Since he was usually on his own (due to his parent working) he used Batman and Robin as a form of escapism

Kinda lonely

He’ll talk to himself as if he was talking to Batman and Robin

Definitely ran a Batman and/or Gotham vigilante stan account on Twitter

Toxic fan **tm**

no literally, he would argue with anyone who disagreed on him that Batman was the best hero,

especially if they were Metropolis

bc why tf do they always have to involve themselves in everything Gotham🤨

Two words: Parasocial relationship

had an unhealthy obsession with Robin!Jason,

Robin!Jason saved him ONCE (1x) and it was down hill from there

Def locked himself in his room, sobbing, screaming, pulling his hair, and throwing up when Jason died.

News: Jason Todd, son of Billionaire Bruce Wayne, pronounced death! Read more to find out.

Tim: NOO!

Vaild tho,

who wasn’t crying when Jason died?

(The joker)

Wha-

He had a celebrity crush on Dick (not ship related),

no one knows about it (it’s all over his stan account that he made sure will never see the light of day),

he’s taking that secret to the grave

I say this a lot about Tim, but

Whore **tm**

have you seen his body count?!

definitely followed in Dick’s footsteps

Strange is what ppl say about him,

vaild tho,

if I had to sit next to Tim in class, I would find him strange too

Adhd coded,

why do ya think he keeps himself busy?! He literally can’t sit still

Also no insomnia,

he just suffers from chronic nightmares that keeps him from getting proper rest,

So de just decided not to sleep

“Nightmares can’t effect me if I don’t sleep”

Yeah, scarecrow has nothing on him,

poor guy’s had worse

Even after getting adopted, he never really felt part of the family,

Always feeling like he has to prove something to Bruce to stay as robin,

Which is why, when Dick had Damian be Robin, Tim felt like he had no place in the family anymore

That’s why he went a little insane

It’s cool, they’re fine now…

Speaking of insane,

Tim is like the one robin in the family I would not want to fight

Like compare to the others,

(Dick has experience form doing it for so long + mf is giggling and joking while kicking ass,

Jason is just kid with daddy issues and a gun, it’s America, been there seen it,

And Damian has both daddy and mommy issues, angain nothing really special)

Tim is just purely unhinged,

he’s got everything to prove without the care in the world what happens to him,

don’t forget his mad scientist era

What I’m trying to say is that Tim is scary and you have a better chance fighting Damian or Jason

(at least they kinda make it quick)

Ok back to silly goofy hc :D

Tim used to write Batman fanfics,

it’s true I was his screensaver

He used them all wattpad, fanfic.net, ao3, tumblr, etc

It was mostly “original character” fics, that were actually self inserts

as escapism

(He’s def taking that to the grave)

Stephanie found out about it and he was planing her “disappearance” within a rive minute timeframe

Speaking of Steph,

They cringe every time someone brings up the fact that they used to date

*hold cute picture of Steph/Tim* Awe you guys were so cute, ashamed you two broke up

Them: *gag*

He loves Steph tho, she’s his ride or die

As I mentioned in my Accent hc,

Tim knows a lot of languages bc rich kid

Him and Damian talk to each other in mandarin, mostly bc it’s a language they both know fluently

He tried to learn Arabic so Damian could feel comfortable talking to him,

(This is after the many times he’s tried to kill him, but hey what are brother’s for..?)

He couldn’t quite get the pronunciation right, and just said “fuck it we speaking mandarin”

Literally, they don’t even speak in English to each other anymore,

Like if it’s just them talk, other ppl they’ll translate or they’re talking shit

Tim and Damian actually get along,

Like it was rough at first, but living together really forces the two to get along

(Imma add more about them in a different hc)

Also Dick Grayson!!

Did I mention he had a parasocial relationship?

Yeah, Dick was not excluded from that

He knew Dick was mostly giving him the time of day bc he felt guilt about not being there enough for Jason,

But he doesn’t care

He knew what he was doing going to Dick about being Robin,

“You gotta be Robin again. Batman needs Robin”

“Idk who you are kid, but I am not wear that thing again. Plus blue is more my color. You wearing if you think it’ll help Bruce”

*Tim already at the display case* “I mean…if you insist”

Stalker

Nothing else to add to that

He’s the best to take to galas (or just to deal with high society in general) having grew up with lessons on how to be a “proper young man”

Study abroad at one point,

It was in Switzerland

Has a staring problem

Literally. Imagine just minding your business in a public area and turning to see (👁️👁️) staring death at you without blinking

Don’t worry, it’s just his adhd taking over the most part of his brain

He actually hates black coffee, but it’s the only think strong enough to have him away (so he won’t get nightmares)

He watches anime,

Specifically, shonen anime and BL (boylove)

He watches anime with Damian while arguing about the main pairing not working bc the “male love interest is obviously gay”

He wrote fanfics, you think he won’t be a shipper?

Can sing,

Like really good

Jason caught him singing in his room at like 2:30 in the morning and sent a video to the group chat

*jason sent a video*

Jason: ya see this shit😀

Everyone goes crazy bc Tim sounds so nice

The thing is, Tim never hid the fact that he can sing, just never said it out load

But if you were really pay attention to him, you could have caught him lightly singing to himself any indie or viral tiktok song while he does basic tasks

Everyone now has a mission of trying to catch him in the act,

Only Alfred and Cass knew he could sing

Bart knows about his identity before he told the team,

Bc Yk future and all

So him and Tim just naturally became closer over time as Tim could rant to Bart without worrying about his identity being blown

(More about this in another hc)

Cannon that he cross dresses

I think that’s it for now…

[sweetestpopcorn]

Thank you! Thank you for creating the best fanfic I have ever read. I have no words to describe my awe for your talent and dedication nor for my gratitude that you gift us this masterpiece for FREE.

You literally put accomplished authors to shame. You could write as ghostwriter for GRRM, and save us Targaryen and Daenerys fans a lot of heartbreak. XD

Let me tell you that I have binge read those crispy 165 characters since July the 16th. Thank you for satisfying all my Valyrian supremacy cravings, for which this fandom cancel us. You are such a nice escapism from all the Targaryen hate in this forsaken fandom. 😩👏🏼

I never came across a fanfic writer that exceeds all of my expections. Thank you for sharing the same brain –Daemon and Rhaenyra as the OTP? check! The greens all being pathetic embarrassing disappointments in the eyes of everbody? check! No Rhaenyra and Leanor bs? Check! No goddamn dragon seeds? Check! No Strong x Rhaenyra children? Check! Prefect domestic Daemon and Rhaenyra children fluff? Check! No Rhaenyra being bedridden at the beginning of The Dance? Yess queen! Alicent already getting a reality check where her pathetic son and her scheming is concerned despite being just like 3 chapters into the Dance? Check! Alyn and Addam getting the pagetime they deserve? Check! – and *actually* having  the talent, skills and dedication to bring it all onto paper. My Savior 😩🙏

Your fanfic is now my canon where the Dance is concerned. In fact it is so good, it now my favorite era in ASoIaF, definitely tops the current one. 😉

No wonder GRRM hates fanfiction, you treat us better than he ever did! Why couldn't you be in charge of the HBO writer room? 😭

All your characters feel so canon-ish(?), the banter is great, I love how you stick to the medivial royal etiquette –most GoT fanfic writers don't, but I don't blame given how D&D thought snarky obnoxious brusque insults is how nobles talk to each other– I love all the cute domestic fluffy Dragonstone household 😍

Viserys: "Don't worry Visenya you are so chubby the crow didn't break you finger"

Daddy Daemon: "don't insult your sister/don't call your sister fat"

While Visenya switches between Daemon's hair and his necklace-thingy: *nom* *nom* *nom* 🐿️

Sooo cuteeeee ❤️✨

Ouh, but your strong suit? How you write the Greens. Never in my life have I read any characters thoughts and interactions that make my blood boil and my vassals poop as fast as theirs. Love their delusional megalomaniac planning and false reality perception. You top Cersei's POV in those regards.

Alicent makes me want to trottel her with her misogynistic bs and her obsessive ass. Aegon and Aemond are just embarrassments for House Targaryen. I hope Rhaenyra orders all historians to denounce them as princes of House Targaryen in history books. Oh and Rhaenyra's first law as Queen of the 7K has to be that House Targaryen, especially the Monarch and Heir is prohibited to marry any other House as long there is a Targaryen or Velaryon, Celtigar groom/bride 😋

Yes I'm THAT kind of blood purist, this fandom can cancel me for all I care 😆

While we all wait for you to continue blessing us with your masterpiece, I will lose myself in my HCs how your story continues on; Such as i) Aemond attacks BB Aegon -> everbody believes Aegon died -> Daemon let's Jaehaerys be assassinated alla "a son for a son" after all -> Heleana commits suicide -> Daemon kills Aemond alla canon, but Daemon survives (mabye Rhaenys is here to save the day) -> Maelor is sent to Oldtown as precaution, but gets killed on the road similar as to canon -> The Gold Cloaks assassinate Aegon the Pig when he visites The Street of Silk, cause they are the loyal bitches of Daddy D and the pigking is an idiot -> Rhaenyra takes The Capital and has Alicent arrested -> Viserys is about to head up with Daeron near Oldtown when Aegon III reappears with the Winter Wolves, after they murdered Ser Incel -> With them on their doorstep, the men turn on Daeron and murder him to prevent the battle -> the Blacks take Oldtown -> Idk if Otto is in KL or Oldtown, doesn't matter that bitch is dragged there to watch as the Blacks turn Hightower into Harrenhall 2.0 -> Otto and Alicent are kept in the Red Keep for the rest of their lifes and have to see the Blacks thrive as punishment 😎

And somebody kill Lord Baratheon and Veamond!

Oh and I'm that kind of person, where I have the Green brutally murdered but their dragons all survive, cause... cause they are dragons, and their riders being trashbags is not their faults. 😂 And I love dragons, I really hope you won't kill them off in your story, or Rhaenyra/Daemon and their kids 🤞🏼 #screwcanon

Anyway, you are probably gonna exceed all my expectations –Idk if that's incredibly up-lifting for a writer or puts a lot of pressure on you 😬– so.... [but if you don't know how to kill Aegon II off yet, maybeeee you could do it like that? 🥺 pretty please?- 😂]

Still can believe you wrote so much in 3 years 😩👀

Sry this is sooo long I just wanted you to know how appreciated you are.✨👏🏼 Hope you are doing great 🙂

Ps: RIP Lord Lyman Beesbury, the only honorable man in the Red Keep 😔✊🏼

Pss: Shoutout to Petyr Piper, Lord of Pinkmaiden I hope you live longer than Lyman Beesbury 😩 We stan a honorable honest man with taste

Psss: I trust you, but what are you doing with 9yo Rhaena and one of the Rogares... 🤨 pls don't pull me a GRRM with underage girl being "horny" for strange men trice their age. PLEASE.

Hi there! 🤗🤗

First of all, how DARE you say such nice words to me?!

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Thank you so much!

I cannot tell you how touched I was when I read your ask, and how emotional I was as well...

I say it all the time and it's true. I don't have any particular talent. I have no formal education in literature or any of the sort. English is not my native language. My imagination sucks. The only thing that is special about me (but in my opinion shouldn't be because most people should do this) is that I give a sh:t. That's it. I give a sh:t. That’s it. That’s all.

My fics are very far from perfect, but I always strive to do my best. To keep things consistent. To fix things where I can. To make people feel like these are the characters they read about (not watched, read, it will forever only be the characters they read about) and that they live in the asoiaf universe. Because I love this story, these characters, this world, and every time I think about the mockery that is being made of them and of how many people turn a blind eye to this and support it it really leaves me angry. But no more of this talk because I am NOT going there or getting anywhere near that poorly pathetic excuse for a fanfiction which has less of canon in it than ANY fanfiction I have ever seen.

Back to "The Blacks & the Greens". Thank you so much <3 don't be too impressed (if any) though. When I first started I was not as good at... anything really. I had a lot of trouble in world building, action scenes, getting how the characters should talk right... I had a real learning curve and there is a huge difference between some earlier chapters and the new ones - hence why I am currently finishing revamping part 1 and then will move on to part 2; part 3 I am super happy with though so I will just do minor corrections on typos. Heck! I even struggled to write smut! Me! The person who gets something happening in between the smut scenes! Can you imagine? *shudders* I am kidding there's not that much porn in my fanfiction 🙂

How it feels to read "The Blacks & the Greens":

Also DAMN that was a binge O o 

I continue to not understand how people see this: 

And this: 

And they don’t tell me to go f_ck myself or commit myself to an institution. 

Me: joke’s on you! I am already there! 

I’m not. :)

I cannot tell you how happy your words make me. 2022 has been THE cursed year for tv shows (yes, I know how privileged I sound), and it is people like you and writing that help keep me sane and keep my love for this story and characters alive. 

I hope to be here for long, giving justice to the number 1 chaotic OTP of Fire and Blood Daemon and Rhaenyra Targaryen! And encouraging others to piss on people who make a mockery of the universe we love, and help to give these characters justice!

And long live Queen Daenerys Targaryen!!!!! I would write something for her, but I cannot make her justice and I will confess I have no f_cking clue of how I would end the story :’l I just... I’m dumb... I. Am. Dumb! 

Anyway to end this on a positive note and because I loved the: 

Viserys: "Don't worry Visenya you are so chubby the crow didn't break you finger"

Daddy Daemon: "don't insult your sister/don't call your sister fat"

While Visenya switches between Daemon's hair and his necklace-thingy: *nom* *nom* *nom* 🐿️

Daemon in Part 1: Literally you are a bag of d_cks and people are like “Prince Daemon, step away from the underaged girl!” but then they realize everyone around is so much worse 😐 and you’re kind of funny (and hot, k like super hot) so they stan you.

Daemon in Part 2: No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even one person: Constantly reminding everyone you are tapping Rhaenyra for a living and that your sons are the future kings. You also do scary things every once and a while and you might (MIGHT) be developing some uncomfortable things other people call “feelings”. 

Daemon in Part 3: Walking around with one or two children with him constantly and saying and doing cool things and cashing checks no one can afford while your babies eat your hair. Also getting really tired of a lot of sh:t. 

Daemon in Part 4: Good. I don’t have to hold back anymore 😠 Everyone: You were holding back?!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you for all the faith you have in me <3 I hope I am worthy it. And I can say that next chapter is either from Daemon or Aegon II’s POV. 

Again thank you <3 I don’t deserve it, but it’s nice to have, so I will just hold on to it. 

[rynhaswritersblock]

gross (hc) | p.p.

summary: chaotic mess in which you pull a Dumb Bitch Move and write a song for peter while relying on the hope that he never sees it

warnings: i've already cussed. that speaks for itself ALSO FLUFF THIS IS VERY CUTE IM PROUD OF IT

+ + +

- HEADCANON TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE

- yeahyeah!!

- you guys i cannot stop saying "yeahyeah" i do not know why i just... it's a part of me now

- i think i got it from bigballerclaire on tiktok LMAO

- ANYWAYS

- BY THE WAY THIS IMAGINE IS KINDA A REVERSE ONE OF "camera"

- speaking of, why the Fuck did i call that one "camera". that's the most boring name??? did i forget to change it before publishing????? i need to go change that name (so if you can't find an imagine called camera by the time you're reading this IT'S BECAUSE I CHANGED THE NAME LMAO)

- OKAY! LETSGETIT

- so it's late at night

- like midnight or something

- and ur in ur FEELS okay?

- (we all know that feeling when you've been reading fanfic for like hours and then it's one am and you finally look away from your screen and stare at the ceiling and you're like. holy fuck. and then your brain drifts and ur like I WANT PETER RN!!!!!!!!!)

- yeah that type of FEELS

- and guess who's a musical genius in this imagine?

- bitch it ain't me!

- it's YOU!

- YEAHYEAH!

- so you're like a hella songwriter

- think joshua bassett and olivia rodrigo on instagram iykyk

- keep an eye out (for selener.. jkjk) for olivia's song later in this imagine

- so OBVIOUSLY you're like::

- i need to get out my feelings

- i like writing songs

- ... 0_0

- To The Journal!

- so basically YOU WRITE A SONG

- ABOUT PETER

- BECAUSE HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE PENT UP EMOTION YOU'RE FEELING

- YEAH

- okay so i am stealing this song from olivia rodrigo because it deadass fits PERFECTLY

- this song goes SO HARD

- pro tip if you play guitar/uke the chords are on ultimate guitar it's VERY FUN TO PLAY

- anyways i most DEFINITELY recommend listening to this song while reading this because like...

- ??????????????

- yeah you get it

- i'm putting the lyrics in because i Feel Like It and it Adds To the Imagine

- i don't think i'm capable of writing a sentence without randomly capitalizing shit good god

- so HERE ARE THE LYRICS

Not long ago when I saw you there With your brown eyed grin and your messy hair And every girl at the party was looking at you I wonder what I'd say if I knew back then That the brown eyed boy'd be my best friend And the one I'd give my heart to (ooh, ooh, ooh) Now everything reminds me of you Your pictures framed all over my room And if I hate someone you'll hate them too As long as I'm your darling angel I don't need anything in the world 'Cause I feel like the luckiest every second that I'm your girl I wanna do everything with you Take the highs, I'll take the lows I'll keep you close Give you the most, oh baby I like you so much it's kinda gross Yeah, I like you so much it's kinda gross

- thank u genius.com da Real Plug

- so YEAH

- you've got those lyrics scribbled in ur notebook

- WHICH BTW

- this is one of those shitty cliches where she WritesSongs! and carries her journal with her everywhere because it's Special!

- and ur stupid cause ur like "im just writing this for myself! to get out my feelings! he will Never see this Haha!"

...

- so obviously

- you can see where this is going

- some SHIT about to go down

- you and peter are at the library doing homework because yeah(yeah)

- and you finish all your work so you just decide to get out your journal and start doodling bc.. like fuck it why not

- and then peter's stomach growls

- this bitch and his fucking Metabolism get the fuck out

- you look over at him and he just looks at you like 0_0

- IM LITERALLY LAUGHING AS I WRITE THIS RN WHY IS IT SO FUNNY TO ME

- you're like Fine Okay Bitch i'll Get You A Snack

- so you get ur wallet and peter already knows what you're doing because this aint the first time

"what do you want, pete"

"a snickers, please"

- he says it all innocently and like imsosorryigetobnoxiouslyhungryeverytimewehangoutipromiseillpayyouback

- cause he's BABIE

- is it babey or babie. i forget. oh well

- you nod and go to the vending machines to get his snickers (and one for you too because snickers go HARD damn i want one rn)

- MEANWHILE

- ha

- peter's trying not to focus on the fact that your journal is Lit Rally (literally) sitting Right There

- it's like bro relax i am literally just Vibing

- cause you keep that lil shit CLOSE TO UR HEART

- AINT NOBODY GONNA LOOK THROUGH YOUR JOURNAL

- until today

- yeah

- he keeps eyeing the front lobby doors by the vending machines

- and just slowly pulls the journal to him and starts quickly flipping through it like a madman

- gotta go FAST

- i'm about to pee my pants i crack myself up sometimes

- it's mainly just little doodles and random notes and thoughts and stuff

- peter sees a drawing of spiderman and Deadass goes "awe" OUT LOUD

- a few people look at him and his face gets all hot (Hot Hot! Hot Chocolate!)

- rt if you agree that the polar express has SUCH weird vibes

- that movie is a fever dream ANYWAYS

- and THEN

- ladies and gents this is the moment you've waited for

- (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH stomp. stomp stomp. OHHHHHHHHHHH!)

- i need to rewatch the greatest showman OKAY

- PETER GETS TO THE PAGE WHERE YOU WROTE THE SONG ABOUT HIM

- HIS GODDAMN NAME IS LITERALLY AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE THIS IS LITERALLY THE TITLE:

a song about peter because i'm fed up right now

(and then the lyrics right underneath ofc)

- moment of silence

- peter just stares at the page like 0_0

- but the inside of his head is like AHHHHHHHHHHFDNGDFKJGNEKLFNFDJBVDJHF

- then he gets all warm inside he's like holyshitholyshitholyshity/nlikesmetoofuckfuckfuckyeahyeah!

- and then he hears footsteps

- Oh No!

- he looks up and the look on your face is just

- 🅱eter what the Fuck are you doing

"you wrote a song about me?"

graphic design is my passion

- anyways you just stand there for a second before shaking your head

"nope"

"but it says my name right h-"

"different peter"

- peter squints at you like are you sure wait really and you sit down, sliding him his snickers

- you Refuse to look at him so you're just like Staring Off as you take a bite out of your snickers a bit too aggressively

- peter clears his throat and you finally look over

- the Second you meet his eyes you just BREAK and lean forward, burying your face into the crook of his neck with an awkward laugh

- peter lets out his Signature Boyish Laugh (the sound you hear when you enter heaven) and he wraps his arms around you

"it's not gross"

"what?"

"your song says, and i quote 'i like you so much it's kinda gross' and what i'm saying is that it's not gross"

"i hate you"

"but i was just about to tell you that i like you too!"

+ + +

cuties

i swear i either write an imagine in like two hours or a whole ass week there is no in between

anyways i want this to happen to me

[daryldamnson]

Billy Hargrove Headcanons: meeting him (+he loves your ass)

Request (anon):  Billy hc where he’s obsessed with Y/N’s ass

Oml okay so I did start this out that it was just gonna be about Billy and how much he loves your ass, but I got a little carried away with the backstory so it became a how you meet Billy + his ass obsession hc.  Sorry!

Billy was obsessed with your ass

If he was being completely honest it was the first part of you he saw

Not the most romantic of beginnings, but it was hardly his fault you were bent at the waist, feet planted on the car park concrete ground while your upper half was leaning down inside your car searching for something under the passenger seat, when he just happened to glance over

It also wasn’t his fault that, as was the trend at the time, your jeans sculpted your body tightly – highlighting the curve of your ass

And goddamn if he just couldn’t tear his eyes away

And goddamn if it didn’t encourage him even more when you straightened up and flipped your middle finger up at him, snapping “I’d tell you to take a picture, but then I’d have to think about what you’d be doing with it and that’s a disgusting thought”

You ignored his answering shit-eating grin as you made your way into your new school

It didn’t take long for Billy to charm the school secretary into giving him a copy of your timetable

He’d admit that it was a little creepy

But every time he tried to approach you to flirt you’d either walk off in the opposite direction or cut him off with a scathingly sarcastic answer before walking off in the opposite direction

He’d never had to put so much effort into getting a girl’s attention before

It was both infuriating and attractive at the same time

He wasn’t used to people - especially girls - not just falling at his feet soon after meeting him

I mean, come on, he’d managed to take over the whole goddamn school within days, but this one new chick just didn’t seem interested?

At first he was right

You didn’t like him, and held no interest in trying to

When you’d first met him he’d been staring at your ass, and that was enough for you - judge and jury in your mind immediately writing him off as a dick

And then the (attempted) flirting started up

It really pissed you off - but you had to admit that you enjoyed the look of surprise on his face when you didn’t fall for his shit

But then, after a while, you noticed something - you’d let him walk up and take his shot before shutting him down and walking off, and you found that you actually enjoyed the whole thing - like even the part where he was talking?

That was new

And terrifying

And got even worse when he suddenly seemed to appear everywhere

He’d be waiting outside almost all of your classes when they’d end

He'd sit himself down in the chair next to you when you were in the cafeteria (much to the dismay of your friends), often slinging his arm over the back of your chair

He’d be in the parking lot before school when you’d get there, smoking usually

He’d be there after you walked out of your last class, always offering you a ride home

(”I have my own car, Hargrove; I drove here, I can drive myself home just fine.”)

It probably bordered on creepy (even if some of it was coincidence), but for some reason you liked his enthusiasm

He was putting forward so much effort, it was almost... sweet

(despite the fact that you still caught him staring at your ass occasionally)

So you started letting the conversations he’d instigate go somewhere - starting slowly

First, you’d crack a smile at his cheesy, one-liner pick up lines

(never mentioning that you’d seen him fist pump the air after you walked off that first time)

Then you’d start to answer, noting that he grinned the widest when you retorted his pick up lines with one of your own

You wouldn’t ignore him when he sat with you at lunch

(you were shocked to find that your friends actually started to like him, and encouraged your flirtatious banter)

Slowly but surely, your relationship with Billy grew until you were an established couple

And those glances at your ass that he’d previously been trying to be discrete about?

Yeah, he didn’t even try to keep them hidden anymore

And most of the time he’d follow them through with a swift pat to your ass

Or sometimes a grab

And other times a little of both

He did this in public as well as private

In school

At the mall

At the park

In the street

At the cinema

This happened so often and was so normal for your relationship that it led to a very awkward evening in which he didn’t think and simply slapped your ass right in front of your parents

When you’re making out his hands always gravitate towards your ass

Using his grip to pull you tighter to him

Mapping the shape of it with his hands

Squeezing and rubbing and grinning wickedly every time he changes it up with a soft tap

You asked him once, over a year into your relationship, what was up with his obsession with your ass

"I’m just very grateful to it...  It was what initiated our first conversation, after all.  Without it...  Well, I might not have you; and I’m just very grateful that I do.  ‘Cause I love you, y’know.”

You weren’t expecting such an honest and heart-warming answer so you’re a little stunned

“And it looks fantastic in a pair of jeans.  And out of them.”

That was more like it

Requests are open for headcanons, so send some in

If you want to be added to my permanent tag list, or my Billy tag list, just ask.

Billy Hargrove disclaimer:  Okay, so I have to have it noted that I hate Billy Hargrove with a passion - he’s a racist abusive asshole, let’s be honest.  However… I acc do really like reading fics about Billy, it’s like my guilty pleasure.  I’m so ashamed bc I really do dislike his character canon.  But when it comes to fanfics you can write your characters as OOC as you want, which means I’m going to change him just a little.  He’ll still be An Asshole™, but he’ll be a redeemable one (read: not racist or abusive).

Perma-tags: @im-socialy-awkward-no-joke

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

asks (22)

@kuradoodles said: 

Random hc of the month: Dick isnt a particularly good artist but he can free-hand draw perfect circles, lines, and other geometrical shapes and it infuriates everyone

Oooooh that’d be really useful for blueprints and technical stuff

Anonymous said: 

I just read all your fanfics. They were amazing!!! They're so well written and I love the way you write the characters!Thank you so much for writing!!!! :)

Well thank you! I’m really glad you enjoyed them <3

Anonymous said: 

I love when you reblog your older fics! Especially the one you just did! If you ever want to write more Jason angst...👌😉 I hope you have a lovely day!

More Jason angst did you say ;) ;) ;)

Anonymous said: 

So i just had this thought, because I've recently lost the feeling in half of my foot and have to see the doctor, but Damian had his entire sound replaced, so surely there would be done nerve damage there?

Spine, maybe? I’m pretty sure you’re talking about his spine.

If comic books were at all realistic, I would agree, but I think we’re supposed to believe that the League of Assassins has some kind of revolutionary technology something or other that made it all fine. He did have to use a wheelchair and a neck brace for awhile, but after that it didn’t come up. It’s silly, but medical miracle operations are pretty common in this medium (unfortunately).

@bunny-loverxiv said:

 Have you heard of code switching? When two or more people speak multiple languages and will accidentally substitute words from another language or even change languages while talking to each other. Imagine the bat kids doing that.

Fun idea!

@daziy said:

 In your personal headcanon/preferred canon, how long did Bruce travel the world to learn before becoming Batman?

Hm I picked up a random volume one time where Bruce was dragging Alfred all over the world while he was still ten or eleven years old. I like that idea a lot, so I like to think that sort of stuff continued until Bruce was fifteen or so, and then Bruce ran off on his own every once in awhile from fifteen to nineteen, and then he actually left for sustained training. Came back around 24? Sounds about right to me, but I haven’t specifically checked for a canonical version.

Anonymous said: 

☠ You frighten me bc you are so smart.

Another person that I have successfully fooled... soon there will be many more

Anonymous said: 

you're not intimidating, i just wanted to say i admire you

Oh thank you! I really shouldn't be intimating to anyone. I’m much to soft to be a threat

@nightwingnotdickgrayson said: 

Head Cannon for Dick anytime he hears a Beyoncé song?

I mean I’m pretty sure the universal response to hearing a Beyoncé is to sing along

We all gotta do it

Human nature

Anonymous said: 

Crack!Songs for Dick: "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert and "Circus" by Britney Spears. Google the lyrics, it'll be self-explanatory. I've also got "In the Air Tonight" by Kelly Sweet for the Batgirls, and "World on Fire" by Les Frictions for Batman. Also, I know you don't really do 'couple' things, but considering that they've canonically been together in the comics, here's some song recs for DickBabs: "When We Were Young," "Remedy" and "Hello" by Adele.

Thank you for the songs, and I can understand why you might think canonical couples are okay, because I have been pretty permissible about those in the past

BUT I would very much prefer that everybody abide by my one (1) rule and not talk to me about ships. No exceptions

Anonymous said: 

Application to the ace squad: I am asexual, I can emerge dramatically from the shadows, and I like playing cards. Can I join?

You’re in 

We meet on Tuesdays now. Bring snacks

Anonymous said: 

Hello Amy, what do you think Damian's personality will be like in the future (20s)? I'm trying to figure out what a somehow tiny Bruce with Dick's influence would be like.. and what do you think of the older versions we've seen of him in the comics ? (this is for no odd reasons i'm just a sucker for character development) and hey congrats! good luck with law school !

Huh well I definitely haven’t liked any of the older versions that have shown up in official DC spinoffs. I usually have one of two problems: either they don’t act like Damian at all or they emphasize character traits that Damian has been slowly losing. Injustice is a good example of that last one, I think. I dropped the series pretty quickly because they kept talking about how Damian was more angry and more dark when in reality he’s been moving in the opposite direction for the last eight years. Those are all AUs of course, so I can’t totally criticize them for characterization, but I definitely don’t like them myself (not that I’ve ever met an AU I liked).

I guess... when I think about how Damian is likely to develop as he gets older, instead of starting with “tiny Bruce,” I would start with Damian now and then continue the trends of established development. Odds are he’ll continue to make progress with his personal issues and personal relationships. He’s always been involved in WE-- seems like he was probably trained specifically for business and leadership roles-- so I like to imagine that Damian will be very involved in Gotham City affairs when he’s older... sort of the way Bruce is now, but without the what-I-am-a-simple-rich-boy-who-knows-nothing act (and therefore willing to tolerate a lot less bullshit). 

Anonymous said: 

Congrats on law school!!! That's awesome!

@loxare said: 

Yay! I'm so happy for you! Keep up the awesome work!

@teldryn-sero said: 

congrats! good luck on becoming a law person!

Anonymous said: 

OMFG CONGRATS ON FULL RIDE TO LAW SCHOOL THAT IS AMAZING NEWS AHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU

Anonymous said: 

HEY CONGRATS ON LAW SCHOOL! THAT'S SO GREAT!

@xxlegolistxx said: 

Congrats on your scholarship!!! You're gonna do great!

Anonymous said: 

CONGRATS ON THE SCHOLARSHIP!! That's so amazing omg

@lazzy21 said: 

Not an ask, but: Congratulations on getting into Law School! You'll be a bloody brilliant attorney!

Thanks, folks :’) I’m super excited about the whole thing. I’m gonna go look at apartments as soon as I get some free time

Anonymous said: 

HOLY SHIT CONGRATS WHAT FIELD ARE YOU GOING INTO

I don’t really know yet tbh?? I’m interested in Civil Rights Law

Anonymous said: 

BITCH I AM SO GODDAMN HAPPY FOR YOU! YOU ENJOY THAT FREE ASS COLLEGE! AHHHHH!!!!

I’m cryin this is my favorite one