SPILVERIZZ,,,,,, CAN YOU WRITE THEM,,,,, looks left,,,, looks right,,,, can you write them being,,,,,, gay,,,,,,, perhaps some wing petting,,,,,,,, uwaaa gemtke cuddles
wehehehehe I love them,,,,,,
hehe them........ <3
[ ship: spilverizz / silver, splice @psycho-chair ]
" stay still, would you? it's hard with you squirming around- "
" hhh- it t-tickles! *chirrrp!* "
Silver heaves a sigh as he struggles to carefully pluck out the loose feathers of Rizz's wings. Motherfucker kept wiggling around like a worm on a hot pavement.
While it is easier for the more loose ones to fall out, there are some that need to be pick out carefully.
And Rizz is making it so difficult.
He smoothed out the fluttering wings and massaged the other's shoulders, in an attempt to ease him out. " you keep this up, and i'll have to decline cuddle time tonight. " Silver huffed in annoyance, to which Rizz only chuckled.
He replied back, " *prrrr.....* you wouldn't, i'm too good for you, hehe~ " with a smug ass smile that makes Silver want to shut him up with a rough kiss-
Silver waved away the sudden surge of smoke, no doubt it was Rizz trying to distract him. He yelled at him to stop with the attitude, but Rizz just chuckles.
At the same time, Splice had come in with a tray filled with two cups of cocoa and a plate of cookies.
" heyya! sorry for being late, one of yer followers tried to uh, threaten me 'with a good time' again, " he said as he laid the tray on the nightstand and sat on the bed, joining them. " but it was no biggie. "
Rizz's face turned into a scowl as he huffed more smoke. " damn followers... i'll escort them out later on. i swear, if one of them think of anythi- hMPF! "
Splice cuts him off with a shove of a cookie into his mouth. " now, now. no need to pout, just sit there like a good boy you are and eat, 'kay? " Rizz was about to grumble, but it died down as he chew on the delicacy while Silver can finally get back to preening his wings.
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okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"
i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.
then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.
then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.
later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.
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