#that's how dire the situation is

[hypodermicfroggy]

The fact that my mother is watching yet ANOTHER Yellowstone marathon makes me wish for the sweet release of death the show to end once and for fucking all just so that Wes Bentley can find new work that isn't this shitshow.

I've watched some of the shittiest of shitty indie movies for that man, I watched the shit he made when he was still hooked on heroin and actually stoned on camera, I watched the absolutely DOGSHIT pre-MCU adaptions of fucking Jonah Hex and Ghost Rider out of devotion to that man, but god, I'm not strong enough for this.

[canisalbus]

✦ Come hell or high water ✦

[demigods-posts]

that moment in tlh when annabeth has an exact timestamp down to the second for just how long she'd been looking for percy makes me wonder if she always has an internal clock for everything. and like. this is further reinforced when she's timed percy's morning routine with a minute to spare in cotg. or in tlt!book when she used physics to calculate the best time to jump off the boat in the thrill ride of love. call it "scheduling" and "time management" if you wanna. all i'm saying is owls have an internal biological clock and it isn't improbable to assume annabeth inherited that trait from her mother, the patron of owls herself.

[mindofserenity]

To the Children of War.

Never known a home, Never known clean running water, Never known a full stomach, Never known peace.

Thousands are orphans who’ve never felt the love of a mother. Orphans who’ve never felt the love of a father. Instead of board games and Netflix, they work all day trying to keep their family alive. Trying to live while there’s a constant chance of an indiscriminate missile strike. 75 years mankind has failed Gaza, 75 years we’ve watched as they die and suffer. 75 years we’ve witnessed children starve to death or be victims of ruthless air strikes or even die due to the cold.

Where is humanity?

[ministarfruit]

day 18: once upon a time ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[kokii-omii]

🎶🎶Goddess Of Wisdom, Master Of Warrrr🎶🎶

[my-name-is-apollo]

One thing I like about Apollo in Hades 2 is that he is usually polite, especially respectful towards his elders, but if they provoke him he will get back at them. But in a subtle manner, and only after a few seconds will you realise that he was throwing shade.

I'm paraphrasing here but here are two examples:

Hera: you are just like Zeus (derogatory)

Apollo: did you just compare me to your husband ? How awfully kind of you :)

Poseidon: haha Apollo has finally decided to join the war because he couldn't withstand the pressure from his dear mortals anymore

Apollo: it's because I want to help you, uncle! since I know that you guys cannot handle this situation on your own :)

[st4rking]

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

[bandzboy]

i don’t know if this was posted here but yesterday, the official account of isnotreal posted this. post malone and ed sheeran met noa argamani (a former hostage) and who set up this meeting was scooter braun. they even tagged him and this isn’t the first time scooter is tagged in their official account.

i just need everyone to be aware of the fact this could be anyone under hybe. he is now the ceo of hybe america and he can do that with artists if he pleases and nobody at hybe is gonna stop him. so i hope you know he is not just “some white men” he is someone who helps spread propaganda for this “country” and is incredibly racist. this is why the hybe boycott exists. this why he should be fired. i want everyone to see this and think about joining the boycott if they haven’t yet

[etchif]

Belle offering Dinah a shot during Uncoupled/Abgehängt (and Dinah downing it without hesitation)

Bonus Carrie and Belle realizing Dinah just called Greaseball a bastard and being proud of themselves:

(x)

[aithusarosekiller]

*in a life or death situation*

Dorcas: okay how the fuck do we get out of here?

Pandora: I'm working on a plan but it should take about four hours

Man: *points weapon at them*

Regulus: *survival instincts kick in and he manages to flirt his way out of the situation*

Everyone: ......

Regulus: ......

Barty: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

Regulus: I AM JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE

Evan: please go back to being quiet and offputting, that was fucking terrifying

Dorcas: Yeah, I agree. That was weirdly attractive and I'm literally a lesbian.

Pandora: *still trying to carry out her plan to see if it would've worked*

[yourlocalgrass]

I know the brothers are like too crazy for normal people to comprehend since duh they’re demons but like I think the things MC would do for the brothers, as much as they would also do for MC, is also pretty crazy (obv why it’s a fictional game) but let’s just lay it out real quick: (uhm spoilers as well)

Try getting a sheep human who would be so stupid to jump in front of death just to protect you (and your chihuahua) even if they were helpless at the time

Try getting a human who would still love you even after you… literally unalived them… or attempts, in many other’s cases

Try getting a human who would stab themselves instead of sacrificing you because they believe you and your family should be able to live together so they’d be the ones better off dead

Try getting a human who would literally give up their life essence in order to help their loved one’s life who’s been shortened- even if they have much shorter life compared to theirs

Try getting a human who would curse themselves to the verge of death just because they understand you don’t trust them to at least prove themselves they only wish you and your family happiness

Edit: Don’t forget the insane amount of work every time one of the brothers brothers went out of control during S2, like they went deep under water for Levi which could have resulted badly with one wrong move (water pressure idk how they survived), and lowest circle of hell to get Lucifer which was even more risking and dangerous.

(warning this is satire please don’t try getting a physiologically ill sheep to be your lover- only the brothers and dateables who are also unhinged in their own ways handle them)

Like it isn’t even cute it’s concerning what this sheep is capable of or how fearless they are. Combine that with S3+ mc who’s become a silly dilly sorcerer and then they became unstoppable.

No no don’t give me that everything is okay cute face.

[ryllen]

I MISSED THE WAY YUU RAISED HER VOICE TBHHH she is very sweet when she does that and gets mad~

[aq2003]

genuinely curious how people can still bartycrouchjrpost when jkr has openly attacked dt multiple times for supporting trans rights

[emberglowfox]

closing time

[livingthedragonlife]

me when i'm excited to show off my new bowl