#that's good eatin'

[undeadcourier]

I’ve been feral just screaming about gargantuan Supermutant eating Sturgeon for years before fallout 4 or new Vegas. Barbs, plate armor already can get as big as a human and that’s prior to radiation!

bony plates along its back like a mountain range rising above the waves, barbels as long as your arm, a tail that can stave a ship in one hit...

[geezerwench]

Kale Pesto Pasta with chunks of smoked sausage and chick peas and dark red kidney beans on this dreary day.

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[h0rsegirlpercy]

HUGE day for Greek mythology girlies

[amygdalae]

my aewsome perks so far:

have sex with men (and kill them more easily)

have sex with women (and kill them more easily)

Vampire

Regenerate Limbs

Smart

Joker Mode

[honestground]

of all the things about this game this is the one thing i need to talk about first because i have been going absolutely feral over This Moment for over a month

and it’s not even like omggg their hands are touching NOPE it’s that link sees that zelda’s going for the purah pad so he just wordlessly steps forward and takes the torch and there’s this Moment -- because she didn’t ask him to do it, she’s preoccupied and not necessarily expecting it -- where both their hands are on the torch at the same time and you can see the weight of it shift over to link and zelda looks at him for just a split second before she lets go. that tiny glance at him has me so fucked up. it’s so comfortable and such a human gesture and it just indicates to me how close they are now, that link doesn’t need permission to step into her personal space like this and zelda is so at ease in having him there and i am foaming at the mouth i have watched this a thousand times 

[nathaniacolver]

a bluey episode is the best cinema of all time?

i was looking up the top rated tv episodes of all time on imdb and i'm just casually scrolling down the list (breaking bad of course, got, attack on titan, etc.) until i reach this??

and i was like. what the frick.

i've never watched bluey but i always assumed it was just a kids' show. turns out, after reading a bunch of articles, bluey is the THEE kids' show of all time.

i thought this was some elaborate prank or something but every review seemed real and legit, 10/10, this had touched people.

so i just watched the episode, because the whole 8min are on youtube.

AND WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT???????????? THE MUSIC?? THE ANIMATION? THE LOVE???????

[genericpuff]

!!! HELL YEAH NEW GREEK MYTH LORE PATCH JUST DROPPED, LET'S GOOOOOOO

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Cyberverse Perceptor

[scholastic-dragon]

Happy birthday!!! For the request thing, I was thinking prompt 1 “This cock isn’t going to suck itself” with prompt 33 “Think anyone will notice if I start fingering you right now?” with bayverse Raphael and female reader, please Maybe like it starts with prompt 33 and then they head to the bedroom which leads to prompt 1?? In the end idc I'm sure it'll be amazing either way <3 thank you so much!

Oooooooo, I like these ones! You got it!

Bay!Raph x Fem!reader

Hunger

Warnings: fingering in the kitchen, oral sex, spelling mistakes

How or why it happened you don't know.

No, that's a lie. You know exactly how it happened.

You and Raph were thick as thieves, best friends, and it was no surprise to anyone when feelings were revealed and you guys got together.

But now it was a problem.

Touches no longer had to be hidden, kisses could be had, cuddles were a must.

And the tension just kept growing, and growing, and growing.

Which leads you to right now, pressed into the fridge in the lair with a very excited raph kissing you like it was the end of the world.

He groaned against your lips, hands massaging and gripping your ass. Grinding his hardened cock against your clothed center you moan, eyes flickering open and hitting his shoulders.

"Wait, Raph, we can't....your brothers..."

"They're all busy," He dismisses, kissing and sucking bruises onto your neck. "We're fine,"

"Let's go to your room-"

He groans, slipping his tongue into your mouth for a deep passionate kiss. One hand holds your jaw while the other hooks one of your legs over his hips. He rolls them forward, feeling the wet spot growing through your leggings.

"You don't seem that opposed to it," He chuckles, pulling away, looking down at your disheveled form.

"Raph-"

"Think anyone will notice if I start fingering you right now?"

You swallow your tongue, a strained noise leaving your throat. You most certainly want that but not here.

"We can't," You protest, face flushed.

"Can't?" He echos with a laugh. His hand leaves your ass, rubbing over your folds through your leggings.

"Raph," You whine as quietly as you could, biting your lip. His hand slips under your waistband, and you don't have the strength to stop him when you feel the thick pads of his fingers against your soaked folds.

At this angle, Raphs giant form and shell block you from prying eyes in the kitchen doorway.

In hard, fast strokes he teases your clit, making your eyes water from holding back moans. Your fingers gripped his biceps, but he didn't seem to care.

"Eyes on me," He husked. Your eyes lift. He smirks and traces his finger along your folds before sinking into your heat.

You mouth opened, but raphs palm covered your mouth before the sound could escape. Your eyes rolled into the back of your head.

His hand moved firm and fast in your sopping heat.

Your back arched, moans lost to the calloused skin of his palm. Your feet on their tip toes as your hips rolled with the rhythm of his hand.

"You wanna cum?" He taunts, leaning in to lick and suck at your neck.

You nod helplessly.

Pressing a kiss to your collarbone, he pulls away, his hand leaving your heat with a squelch.

You whine as he licks his finger clean. "Can't risk anyone seeing you cum, baby doll, let's go to my room,"

You smack his arm, taking his hand you drag him through the thankfully empty living area and to his room. Closing and locking the door behind him.

He's on you in an instant, slipping his tongue past your lips and removing your clothes. Your hands skim his hand scales and muscles, removing his basketball shorts. His cock juts out and hits your thigh.

Cupping your face he pulls back and smirks down at you. Taking a hold of your face, he makes you peer down at the thick appendage.

His hand grabs the thick base and strokes, slowly. You moan, feeling your knees go weak.

"This cock isn't going to suck itself," He points out.

Meeting his eyes, you push on his chest, his knees hit the bed and he sits on the edge. You straddle his lap, kissing him and pushing him to lay down.

His shell lands on the squishy mattress and you prop pillows under his head to rest comfortably.

Then with a smirk you crawl around until your pussy is inches over his face.

He laughs, his hand coming up to smack and pull at your ass. "That's my girl," He yanks your hips down and licks and sucks at your pussy.

You moan, one hand pressing on his hip to keep yourself steady and the other massaging his thick cock.

Precum rolls from the tip and your quick to lean in and drink it down. Kitten licks mark his tip, then you roll your tongue up and down the veins of him.

He moans against your folds. His teeth nip at your clit, makimg you buck your hips against him.

Opening your mouth wide, you sink your pout down on him, stroking what doesn't fit. He moans and rolls his hips.

You work together, bringing the other to release. Yours is coming fast, his lips sucking and kissing your clit until your screaming around his cock.

The band coils in your stomach until you can't take anymore and it breaks. You have to remove your mouth so you don't bite his cock off, and scream and ride his face.

Once your breath returns, you swallow his cock again and stroke him hard and fast. He squeezes your thigh.

"I'm gonna cum," He groans, his hands massaging your ass and thighs.

Smiling you suck his tip hard and reach a hand down to fondle his tail. He moans like he always does when you touch his tail.

His cock jerks, spilling his cum into your mouth. You make a show of humming and swallowing every drop.

"Fuck, babe," He sighs. Lifting you and setting you on his chest.

You look down at him, a smile on your face. Giggling softly, you lean down and kiss his full lips.

When you pull back he laughs softly, pinching your sides.

"Guess we didn't need food after all,"

Tags: @thelaundrybitch @happymoonangel @eveandtheturtles @tinkabelle24 @yorshie @leosgirl82 @sketch-mer-6195 @turtle-babe83

[heilos]

I'm actually going to hyperventilate with how much sonic news just dropped in one sitting this morning what the fuuuuuuuck

[pervertedreams]

THE FARLEIGH FICS ARE GETTING BETTER AND THERES MORE PPL POSTING WE’RE RISING!

[colourless-expression]

Silly lil comic to celebrate the boys having a good meal while everyone around them is in their emo era.

[da-shrimping-station]

dies

[yesverycool]

Can you draw the smiling crew eating conchas :]

I’ve never eaten these before but they look so yummy, man ( also ty for the request :D )

[yakool-foolio]

BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS SCREAMING

VIVIA <3

BUT ALSO

PRE-GAME YAKOU PRE-GAME YAKOU PRE-GAME YAKOU PRE-GAME YAKOU

But not just pre-game!

ITS THE REAL YAKOU

He's not wearing shades and the city looks like its lit with sunlight! Holy FUCK!

[b4kuch1n]

post-drive sketch commissions fulfilled so far! for Cookie Nomie, A. Peake, @azaelyas, viviiyon on twitter, bxby_ashhh on twitter, tsunesama, @trucbiduleschouettes, and Anna.