#that's actually kinda the reason i created her

[cloudycera]

The Lore I created for the batfam purely so I could fit them into Emo Billy’s Universe. Mostly cause to me Bruce is closer to Billy lore wise than Superman.

Bruce’s Parents die due to Gothams insane organised crime problem and to combat that he decides, wow actually to defeat the mafia, I should make my own group so powerful that we become the only group in Gotham and stop the fighting forever. (The no killing policy is still very much alive but those punches still hit realllll hard)

So he does this for a few years before meeting Grayson, same story as canon but now mafia edition. Kinda awkward for a kid to be in the mafia now but I digress, Jason actively hates the mafia but decides to join Bruce in his mission to fix Gotham. By now Bruce is married to Talia, they have a good run for a while but when she gives birth to Damian he dies prematurely and they drift apart after that and eventually separate. Little bit after that Jason dies, Family sad but they move on together to realise Jason’s dream.

Tim’s family get into some trouble with a rival gang and go to Bruce for help but unfortunately his parents die in the dispute and he joins Bruce. Meets Stephanie in middle school and pretty much the same as canon actually. Don’t come for me I’m no master of the Batman timeline but I’m putting Cass right after Tim and Steph but she’s just a couple years younger than them. Bruce adopts her.

Duke is one of many children orphaned by the mafia problem and was placed in one of the orphanage the Wayne’s established. Does a bit of “vigilanting” and Bruce brings him in.

Barbara is a detective looking for the man that tried to kill her and her father by burning down their house.

As you would guess neither Damian nor Jason are dead, Talia brought them back with the Lazarus pit, when Jason returns to Gotham Damian is keen and meeting his father. Talia spoils Damian so there’s no universe where she’s gonna really deny him that so she introduces Damian to Bruce, Talia and Bruce do not see eye to eye for obvious reasons but they keep it cordial for Damian.

Damian is a little weird, just a lil, he doesn’t understand the mission the rest of his family has for Gotham but he knows they care about it so he tries to help though his methods are a tad bit extreme, he keeps to the no killing thing though so no one can really stop him per se. Good heart wonky head.

Am I missing someone🤔

[aikoiya]

Nonono, it's fine! The issue is less about it making contradictions in the canon timeline & more so that I'd kinda already made my own backstories for the trio & that them having been primordial manifestations (as is implied by EoW) would contradict that.

Like, I've sort of rebuilt Hyrule's pantheon to more so showcase that it's an actual pantheon that actively interacts with each other. And, in doing so, I've kind of injected some Greek & Shinto elements into it. And in those religions, you get a lot more interplay between both the gods & mankind, as well as between the gods themselves.

Like how, in my interpretation, Din is only the red goddess' nickname, her full name is Geladïna & she was the Goddess of the Sand, known to the Gerudo as Vàh Gela (btw, I've been using vah from BotW as a Gerudo title for a goddess), before she was Din the Golden Goddess of Power. And that she created the Gerudo by accident in her garden. Thereby making her the single most important deity in the Gerudo pantheon.

The reason that Din being one of the ones who literally created everything, conflicts with this is because, in my version of events, my Din has a father, mother, & multiple bothers & sisters. Her father even being one of the oldest Immortals on earth & even he hadn't been there at the creation of all things.

She would later go on to marry a different Gerudo deity by the name of Jawàrik, then have a single child withy him by the name of Gàlondo.

The Gerudo would grow & eventually become a kingdom, then an empire in their own right. And the rulers of said kingdom would be hit & miss as leaders. Many being wonderful, some so-so, & others being horrible. (Bytheby, I have it so that the whole only one man thing is the result of a curse that they get much, much later, so at this point, the population is fairly evenly divided between males & females.) Then, during a decently long stretch of time when there was a number of successive bad rulers where the Gerudo were suddenly growing into a very conquer-y sort, there would come an old, weathered man bent with age. He would hobble into the opulent palace of the Gerudo king of the time & he would place a curse not only upon the king, but also the Gerudo's ancestral home. One that was essentially him condemning it to eternal conflict & war. It was, in many ways, a bitter & hateful way of showing them that war is awful as the old man had been just one of the many who had been irrevocably affected by their greed & endless pursuit of power.

And, just as he wished it, the once prosperous kingdom became the subject of constant conflict, which caused them to slowly be reduced until they were left as little more than nomads & vagabonds searching for a new home. Jawàrik was the Gerudo god of war & responsibility, so because his charges were now in eternal war, so too was he in eternal conflict with the war gods of the kingdoms surrounding the Gerudo homeland of Jïasïd. This caused him to become preoccupied & overworked to the point where, despite still deeply loving each other & wishing to make it work, he & Geladïna felt there was no other choice than to divorce before one of them committed an act of unfaithfulness. This caused a lot of stress within the young deity known as Gàlondo.

Now, this all took place long before Demise came into existence, but it was also not too terribly long after the creation of Hyrule.

Eventually, Gàlondo grew into an adolescent & it was learned that one of his domains happened to be war. As a result, he was taken to be raised with his father at his own insistence. However, because his father was always stressed & tired (because, at this point, his war domain was no longer just one aspect of his life, but a cage), it resulted in him not being able to keep as much of an eye on his boy as he liked.

However, he did see that as he grew, his son was changing over time &, in Jawàrik's concern for his son, he would ask if he wished to return to live with his mother. But every time he did, Gàlondo would insist that he wished to remain. So, he did.

Eventually, Gàlondo grew into a man & the greatest honor was bestowed upon him by his mother & surrogate aunts. He was named the patron deity of the Golden Land & the custodian of the Triforce. It was a true honor & he accepted the position with pride.

... But as time passed, the centuries of trauma that he experienced at all he'd seen living in a state of constant war & his inability to adjust to a world where such conflict was minimal, & the utter euphoria of having been given such control where he had none before... It began to change him in the worst ways possible. He became, in many ways, not dissimilar to Zeus in Greek myth & he was always in a continual pursuit of more power, more dominance, just... more.

Eventually, it was not enough to be the king of the gods of the Golden Land or the custodian of the vaunted Triforce. So, one day, he returned to the Divine Oasis in Jïasïd (where the Gerudo pantheon dwelled) & stole a fruit from the Mother Tree of Life (different from the Tree of Life in SS in that the Mother Tree's fruit is more than just a cure-all). For to consume the fruit was to become 10 fold on the outside what you were on the inside & those mortals who reached enlightenment were invited to partake of the fruit. Doing so, they would then live out the rest of their lives & when they'd die, they would be transformed & become Immortals as well.

And Gàlondo thought, "Surely. Surely, one so great & powerful as I will be made even more so by this" & he ate it...

And with each bite, he himself became consumed. For the sweet flesh of the fruit became more & more bitter.

And as he ate, his body mutated into a monstrosity. The healthy bronze of his skin paled unto something sickly & his golden ichor (blood of a god) became a blighted black that pumped thickly through his veins like tar. His fiery mane, once almost gold, now burned red like an inferno.

And so, the Bringer of Demise was born...

... Sorry, I sort of lost myself in the storytelling there.

But, yeah. This is somewhat why the Golden Trio as we know them being the literal creators of the actual world wouldn't really fit all that easily into my personal version of events without some extra context added on my part.

Similarly, my versions of Nayru & Farore also have their own families.

Farore, specifically, is the daughter of the fae goddess, Venuśkra of the realm of the fae (which can only be accessed through the light of the full moon) & Holōmāuroa, the primordial manifestation of the Holorean Ocean (the massive body of water to the direct west of Hyrule, which houses both the Oshus Archipelago & Holodrum). Farore's true name is Freyare, but she honestly doesn't mind being called Farore much.

Venuśkra is actually Venus, the Fairy Queen from aLttP & I'm taking some serious influence from Gaelic & Celtic myth for her & the Fairies in-general, literally the only reason that the Fairies of Hyrule are as... cooperative as they are is partially due to you always playing as either Link or Zelda, partially because whenever we interact with them, it's sort of during a time of conflict, & also because they sort of have this contract with the Hyrulean Royal Family to lend aid during such times. If not for those things, let's just say that there'd be much more instances of behavior reminiscent of more Gaelic fae folktales.

Meanwhile, Holōmāuroa takes a bunch of influence from the Polynesian entity known as Tangaroa & even a bit from Maui. Though, something important to note is that primordial manifestations are very different from gods in that gods are just sort of masters of certain things, while primordials are literally that thing given physical form. As such, primordials are, in many ways, far stronger than gods. Which is why, in many cases, if a primordial needs to be taken down, it takes many gods working together to do so.

And, much like Din, Farore too married & had children of her own. Btw, I'm calling Farore's husband, Hebrogar, & he's a much older god of ice, snow, family, ect. He is much, much more Viking-coded, being the patron deity of the Hebra region & had moved there along with the ancient Hebrans from Calatia, & created the Yeti like Yeta, Yeto, Conde, & his family. And their eldests were a pair of twins named Sheikaku & Karina.

In fact, Holōmāuroa was the one who held Demise down while the first Link stabbed the sucker in the forehead & the gravely injured Hylia sealed him into the spike. He did this by turning into water & holding Demise down with all the force of the ocean. Normally, this wasn't something that was allowed, but A) Holōmāuroa was a manifestation, meaning that he only followed those rules as a curtesy. And B) Demise pissed him the eff off. You see, Demise killed his grandson, who had been Hylia's husband & was the one who protected her from Demise while she forged the Goddess Sword. Though, those in the fandom might know him better as the Fierce Deity. (This is where Shintoism comes in, I've sort of given Hylia, Sheikaku, & Galondo a similar dynamic to the one between Amaterasu, Tsukiyomi, & Susano-o.)

As for why the other deities hadn't helped, they were all still recovering from trying to beat down Demise themselves. As I mentioned before, enough On'nen can even kill the gods & imagine that they were afflicted with something similar to Gloom Sickness, but even more severe.

Anyway, Holōmāuroa had wanted to crush the punk beneath his waves right then, but his family had stopped him wishing to deal with him themselves. But then, the little mf went & killed his granddaughter too, so now, he no longer gave a flying flip about rules or procedure, Demise was going down! (Something that none of them are aware of, the first hero was Sheikaku reborn. See, much like Hylia, at his death, he had dived into Samsara himself so that he might be able to help protect his family even if he would no longer be the same person.)

So, as you can hopefully see, if I weren't to make such a stipulation of my Golden Trio being the Golden Trio who sealed Null beneath the earth by literally creating the planet itself around him, born again in a different time, it would cause a couple of complications.

Mostly because I tend to prefer to leave the canon history as unchanged as I can. Which means that, in order to be able to add new history into my own, I tend to look at the stuff that I don't like in LoZ in less of a "I hate this, I'm not including it in my story" way & more of a "okay, this is very inconvenient for my hcs, so what context can I add to this to make it less so" way.

Which I find helps me to better integrate new history that maybe I don't like so much in a way that makes it so that I like it a lot more.

This extra piece of information with the current Golden Trio being the reincarnations of the Golden Trio who trapped Null is just another example of this tendency. Another was how I was able to integrate HW (despite not being canon) in order to make BotW as a whole make sense for me.

Oh! I keep forgetting! I actually have a timeline that splits off of SS myself that I've called the Outset Timeline! And I even have a sort of parallel SS that takes place to go with it called the War of Dune & Shadow! I noticed a bunch of things that really didn't add up, so I thought of a plausible way to fix it while basically leaving the canon entirely untouched! It was super fun but also a huge brainteaser!

Also, one thing I've forgotten to mention. I actually read about something that explains all those DLC past Zelda game items. It has to do with Shintoism. Simply put, those aren't the actual items from those games. More so, they are replicas of them for the purpose of honoring those past heroes & legends.

I learned this from a Reddit post & just from it, everything regarding why they are in the games suddenly makes infinitely more sense. Which, I find tends to help make me not dislike it quite so much.

Essentially, in Shintoism, Kami aren't just gods. They can also refer to spirits & even phenomenon. Because of this, there are a large number of things that can be considered Kami in Shinto, including the spirits of dead relatives or heroes.

And one way in which such things are venerated is in shrines, where you will find 2 things: yorishiro & shintai.

Here are some basic definitions for these concepts.

Yorishiro (依り代/依代/憑り代/憑代, lit. Approach Substitute) = An object capable of attracting spirits known as Kami, thus giving them a physical space to occupy during religious ceremonies. They are used during ceremonies to call Kami for worship.

Shintai (神体, Body of the Kami) = Once a Yorishiro actually houses a kami, it then becomes a Shintai. They are physical objects worshipped at or near Shinto shrines as repositories where spirits or Kami reside. However, something to keep in mind is that these Shintai aren't actually part of the Kami & are, more so, as mentioned above, just temporary repositories meant to give humans access to them for the purpose of worship.

Interestingly, the most common shintai are actually manmade objects. things like mirrors, swords, jewels, statues, ect. Or even natural objects such as rock mounds, trees, a mountain.

Likewise, there are bunrei, kanjo, & mikoshi, which will help me get to me point.

Bunrei (分霊) = A technical term indicating not only the process of dividing a Kami to be re-enshrined somewhere else, as well as the spirit produced from said division. This process is used to distribute Kami to “child” shrines elsewhere. However, it is important to note that the spirit of the Kami is not decreased by the process & are known to function the same way as the original spirit. It is often compared to using a candle to light another candle. As such, the entities inside the goddess statues likely aren't actually the goddess, but her bunrei, which would make them shinzō (神像, Statue of a God).

Kanjo (勧請) = Term indicating a propagation process in which a Kami or Spirit has been previously divided, is invited to another shrine & is then re-enshrined there.

Mikisho (神酒所) = Temporary shrines. Often used during Matsuri.

Mikoshi (神輿) = Portable versions of Mikisho. Basically, a sacred palanquin. Believes to serve as a vehicle to transport deities while moving between main shrine & temporary shrine during festivals or when moving to a new shrine. Tend to resemble miniature buildings.

Do you remember those strange little pagoda things that housed a bunch of things from past games in TotK? The ones that Misko put there?

Guess what? Those were mikoshi, which suggests that the items you get from those chests weren't actually the items from past games, but more so replicas of them specifically meant to honor those legends & the Heroes that were part of them.

And, do you know what Hidemaro Fujibayashi, who directed TotK studied extensively in college? Shinto & Buddhist literature.

The fact that those items are in such structures indicates that Misko viewed them as sacred & enshrined them for veneration. Which likewise implies that they are shintai, or objects that house the spirits of who owned said objects in the past. However, something to note about shintai is that whether or not those items were the originals or not does not matter. What matters is the spirit housed inside, which will continue to exist even if the object is destroyed. It can also later be invited back into another yorishiro.

In other words, it's entirely possible that while we in the west might see these things from past games being there as disrespectful, those in the east might see it as the exact opposite.

Though, I can certainly understand your frustration with having to do so much more research in order to understand these things that are likely much more ubiquitous in Japanese culture.

I really wish that Nintendo would start to implement a sort of in-game dictionary like Stein's Gate did. See, as the game would progress, people would mention certain things or concepts, however rather than break immersion, the player would be notified that a new word was learned. The player could then go into the in-game dictionary & read the definitions. It could range from certain ideas & concepts that not everyone would understand, both as part of Japanese culture, as well as concepts that are more obscure or part of Sci-Fi culture, scientific theory, ect.

As a result, rather than have the characters explain the meanings in-game to someone who should already know these things & end up making that character look like an idiot or break immersion or even just not explain it at all (similar to what happens in LoZ), it would just be explained in that in-game dictionary. Meaning that the player could just go read about it for themselves. Like, it was basically a metanarrative device so that the players could better keep up with conversations & understand them without needing to have extensively studied basically a little bit of everything. Which, made it very useful & much less of a headache.

So, I just think that this would be a very cool thing that they could've included. Like, in SS, when the scene with Demise cursing Hylia's bloodline & the spirit of the hero came up, to the side, you might've seen the term Rin'ne or Samsara pop up. You would then go into you in-game dictionary & read about the Shinto & Buddhist concepts revolving around the cycle of life, death, & rebirth. Which, would've very much cleared up a bunch of the fandom's confusion regarding what was actually happening regarding the cycle of the games.

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Hmm... Interesting, I never really saw him as such. For one, he is more so called the Bringer of Demise in Japan, which gives more of an idea that he's less an actual manifestation of chaos & more so just some dude who brings it.

True, though I actually think the design with the big antlers would’ve fit with a design for Rauru as a dragon even though he doesn’t become one. I did like how the more ram-like design imitated Zelda’s braids, though. Very cute. At the same time, I’m glad that they went with the horn design they did. Very pretty.

And the SS dragon faces were definitely just uncanny valley all-the-way.

Also, I don’t mind your hc one bit & think it’s interesting. It’s just not something I’m gonna add to my own lore, is all. I’ll be honest, I think that was sort of the greatest misstep that the Zelda games made. Like, really? Really, Nintendo? The water dragon & the sunspot squirrel-monkey thing have the same name? Though, I feel like this issue can be remedied by using Faron, Lanayru, & Eldin for one set, but then using their names from different languages for the other set like I sorta did. Like, I know that Eldin was also called Ordinn in French, Oldin in Italian & Korean (올딘), Orudin (オルディン) in Japanese, & (奧爾汀 or 奥尔汀) in Chinese. Meanwhile, Lanayru is Lanelle in French, Ranelle in German, Ranel in Italian, Lanel (라넬) in Korean, Ranēru (ラネール) in Japanese, & Lānièěr (拉聶爾 or 拉聂尔) in Chinese. And Faron is Firone in French & Italian both, Phirone in German, Pillone (필로네) in Korean, Firōne (フィローネ) in Japanese, & Fèiluóní (費羅尼 or 费罗尼) in Chinese.

Also, good gravy. Evidently, English, Dutch, German, & European Spanish were the only ones consistently kind to these poor dragos & even they weren’t good to Naydra. When I looked at the names they were given in other languages, everything I found was, in one way or another, just “something dragon.”

Like, look at this mess: Dinraal is the name used in English, Dutch, & Russian (Dinral’, Динраль), however it’s Ordrac in French, Eldra in German & Spanish, Elden in European Spanish, Ordra in Italian, Oldeuraegon (올드래곤) in Korean, Orudora (オルドラ) in Japanese, & Àoěrlóng (奧爾龍 or 奥尔龙) in Chinese.

Naydra is the name used in English, Dutch, German, LA Spanish, & Russian (Нейдра), meanwhile it’s Nedrac in French, Nayen in European Spanish, Neldra in Italian, Neldeuraegon (넬드래곤) in Korean, Nerudora (ネルドラ) in Japanese, & Nièěrlóng (聶爾龍 or 聂尔龙) in Chinese.

Farosh is the name used in English, Dutch, & Russian (Фарош), but it’s Rordrac in French, Faren in European Spanish, Farodra in German & LA Spanish, Firodra in Italian, Pillodeuraegon (필로드래곤) in Korean, Furodora (フロドラ) in Japanese, & Fèiluólóng (費羅龍 or 费罗龙) in Chinese.

It’s all just one way or another to say dragon.

So, if you go at this from that perspective, then most of the translations (even in Japanese) all are basically just “Eldin/Faron/Lanayru dragon” & it’s likely that that’s all they ever were. Like, that’s it, so if I were the one to think up the lore behind all this, I'd just say that Dinraal, Farosh, & Naydra aren't even their real names, because wtf Nintendo? And, might even use that to my advantage if I… ya know, just so happened to be rewriting an entire game's story. I mean, if they’re gonna put forth such a non-effort, they can't really blame the fans for taking advantage of it, now can they?

As such, you could quite believably just say that those were names that Hyruleans gave them. Because, then you could very easily just have the dragons look at Link funny when he uses those names, then correct him. Like, “??? Oh! Hmhmhm! My apologies, I suppose it has been a long time, hasn’t it? And when such a long stretch occurs, mortals tend to experiment with names.” Then introduce themselves. It’s a very easy way to keep to the lore while also giving them their own names.

Heck, you could even have it so that they were, like, corrupted or something, which might explain their change in appearance, & Link has to save them.

And don’t we all have that tendency? Of seeing what we want to see? Also, to be fair, Avatar the Last Airbender likely doesn’t make it any easier. Waterbenders bend ice, too. Though, interestingly, the waterbenders of the swamp didn’t bend ice despite also being waterbenders. But then again, their environment was very different &, in fact, one of them was able to bend the water in plants. So, ya know. Maybe it’s less about hard boundaries & more so about changing one’s perspective so that you realize that there are fewer boundaries than you think?

Oooo! Yeah, good idea. Sorry, charcoaldustonmyfingers. I should've asked.

Mmm… I mean, I’m pretty sure that the SS dragons were just appointed those positions by Hylia, right? If not, then they might not even need to match the deities they’re named after. Like, I admit, it is really nice when things fit together all nice & neat. But, even then, Farore wasn’t really associated with lightning until recently. Before, her elements were always plantlife & wind, not lightning. Also, I’m pretty sure Valoo, the spirit of the skies, was the one who was the representative of Din in Wind Waker, yet Din is typically more associated with either fire or earth.

So, I guess it just doesn’t seem like much of an issue to me because, yes the dragons themselves are obviously being used as representatives of the goddesses, but why would they all need to be the exact same element as the goddesses when that was never really a problem before? And, if you think about it, that sort of makes sense because it would suggest that these entities existed before they were given their roles & might’ve been chosen not for being literally made for those roles, but because they were considered the best people for those positions.

Then again, I have a tendency to think about these things from less of a game perspective & more from a “okay, this is real life for these people, so treat it like it’s real life.” Then, I think about what a real life explanation for this inconsistency would be. And when I do that, I just think that IRL, people typically aren’t selected for job positions based on whether or not they have such & such in common with their employer. They’re chosen because they fit the role on an individual level.

Maybe the Lanayru & Faron just resonated more with Nayru & Farore respectively? Maybe they had personal connections to the goddesses as individuals? As in, what if Lanayru wasn’t all that close to Farore, but was a good friend of Nayru? If so, then he’d naturally gravitate more towards wishing to help her with her region. Or, for all we know, they may have already been living in these places before they were chosen. If so, would you really ask Lanayru & Faron to switch places just because they don’t fit the motif of their deity’s names?

Of course, these are just suggestions & my attempts to help. My apologies if it seems like I’m trying to push things too much or anything. I just tend to personally find that when I’m having trouble with something, the thing that helps me most isn’t so much trying to fit things to what I expect & more so adjusting my own thinking so that I look at things from a different perspective.

I actually tend to see Rhoam's perspective as him thinking her magic worked more along the lines of a DnD Cleric which relies more on faith & dedication to one's patron. But, I think that both he & most likely a number of elders & actual Clerics, might sometimes forget that it isn't as simple as Zelda was gifted that power. Because she wasn't. This magic was in her blood, so it would just innately work differently from how the magic of a Cleric would because the magic that Clerics use aren't theirs to begin with.

In contrast, Zelda's magic isn't on loan the way that a Cleric's would be. Instead, it's hers by birthright making her much more analogous to a DnD Divine Soul Sorceress. As such, I tend to think of it more in terms of her not simply needing love to unlock it, but more so that she needs to look inward & not doubt herself as much.

Similarly, I interpreted her sudden burst of magic as less "oh, she unlocked it with the power of romantic love" & more so that she unlocked it because someone she loved dearly was just shot down in front of her. And, in my mind, magic that is your own is as much a part of you as your hands & feet & head. It's not something that is separate from you. And, what do you do when you're loved ones are in danger? You get a surge of adrenaline, your brain goes into fight or flight mode, & you just sort of do things. In such situations, you don't really think because there's no time to.

In a lot of ways, in that moment, she was sort of running on autopilot & after that first time, due to her being a very smart individual who seems to learn very quickly, I think that Zelda was able to now go, 'oh, so this is how it feels' & was somewhat able to figure things out from there because now she had a reference point.

To me, I think that she'd have reacted in an extremely similar way had she been there to see her father die too. (As much of a ZeLink fangirl as I am, there's really only so far I'm willing to stretch my suspension of disbelief for the sake of the power of love trope. Like, I can believe that it triggered things, but don't just make it romance-based.)

Similarly, I tend to think that part of the problem might've been that she sort of didn't see her magic as actually being part of her & our mental states can have a lot of effect on us, whether we realize it or not. And, another might've been, what another fan brought up once that I very much agree with. That being that, much like Link, Zelda might've been such a natural at things (for her, it was the sciences) that she never really learned the scientific method or even how to learn.

Because whenever I see her thinking more inward regarding these things in her BotW cutscenes, she doesn't ask 'okay, why didn't this work & how can I do better next time' & instead, 'why am I a failure?' Which also leads into another thing that I believe might've contributed to her issue. She is just, by nature, a very secular thinker. She needs things to make sense &, at least to her, maybe her magic just... didn't? Perhaps that was a small part of why she gravitated so much towards the Sheikah technology & then later the Zonai technology? Maybe it framed magic in a way that she found made sense to her?

But, (can't remember if I used this particular simile yet) in my mind, the Sheikah & Zonai tech were magic in the same way that canned string cheese is cheese.

It isn't. Or more specifically, it's only about 50% cheese with the rest of it being... like... emulsifiers, preservatives, & all sorts of other crap that just gives it this terrible, artificial feel.

Similarly, I see the magic used to power Sheikah & Zonai tech as having been heavily processed & basically reduced to electricity in a lot of ways. After which, it is basically twisted & forced through a mechanical frame. Which leaved the center of attention to be the machine itself.

For me, I would've enjoyed the technology more if it went a more... Magical clockwork. Like how Dampe did it in EoW, but not quite. It's definitely closer to what I'm craving, but still not quite there.

For instance, I'd like to include more runes & gemstones, but that's just me because I feel like it would integrate magic a bit more into it rather than just using it as an energy source.

As for the women of the royal family all having the gift of Hylia making it not seem as special, not necessarily. Much like you, I tend to see Hylia as reincarnating too, but not necessarily because she made Link reincarnate. I more so go about it, like you noted, as everyone is reincarnating. And, to me, when Hylia entered the reincarnation cycle, she was essentially giving up on being Hylia ever again. Because, from how I understand Buddhist theology, you can’t escape the cycle unless you reach enlightenment/let go of all earthly attachments &, as much as I love Hylia & especially Sun, she was the last person I would call unbound from earthly attachments. As such, to me, it mattered little that she was a goddess at one point. As such, she is every bit as much a part of the cycle as everyone else.

However, I tend to see magic as originating from a number of different sources. In my mind, the divine magic of the royal family is inherited, but how it takes shape & how strong is based on the individual & whether or not their soul is in alignment with the magic present within their blood. Meaning that, yes, the women of the royal family all have divine power inherited from Sun, but it’s only Hylia’s reincarnations that have the ability to use it at its fullest potential. Things like manifesting bows of light (TP) & sealing demons away for a hundred years (BotW). Interestingly, I’m actually of the opinion that the Zeldas didn’t even get their gift of visions from Sun. Because it wasn’t Sun who had the gift of prophecy. Rather, Sky did.

And I completely agree on the sentiment about the queens not leaving users manuals or whatever. That very much is stupid… but then again, wasn’t that what Terrako was, in a sense?

I wouldn’t say harsh. If you don’t find it interesting then you don’t find it interesting. Though, I admit that I’m very curious as to what all exactly it is that you found uninteresting about it. Of course, it might be a good idea to just go to my blog & send and ask with a full-blown rant because as fun as this has been, you make a very good observation about scrolling! XD

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And going over all the critique regarding the game, fair. Like, I absolutely get it & I'd sooner punch myself in the teeth than try to tell you how to enjoy the games.

So, if you don't like TotK's story, then that's your right.

... Though, I do hope that you'll keep a couple aspects of the game intact. Things like Maddison & the touching scene with her dad Zelda & Link being teachers in Hateno. And the thing with the 7 Heroines & the Eighth turning out to have been a foreign voe. All that really cute & cool interesting stuff.

Even how Aaqlet & Perda go to Gerudo Town & Wabbin misses them so much that he tries to enter in order to visit, but he isn't even given the chance to explain & it immediately thrown in jail. And even a couple of the Gerudo in the cantina come to this conclusion, but never mention it.

Like, don't get me wrong. Those things are absolutely awful, but they are also an incredible opportunity for conflict where it could be used to force the Gerudo to confront the fact that just because something is tradition, it doesn't mean that it's good for you, your culture, or anyone else. And that, if it isn't then it may be time to cut that custom out like a cancer. Or, if not that, then to change it.

And, one way that this could be done is through a combination of Link being allowed into Gerudo Town on the chief's insistence, him helping to protect the town, then him helping Rotana discover the orbs, then learning that the Eighth was not only real, but a foreign voe. That it was only due to his aid that the 7 were able to work together in order to overcome the threat at that time. But even more than that, how the very same tradition that has broken both Wabbin & Hudson's families' apart resulted in the Eighth being turned away & his story buried, & the shame that the 7 felt as a result of it. Such shame that they left altars in an attempt to find some way to thank him.

Like, if nothing else, I think that this would turn the Gerudo's world upside down. And it would bring into stark reality how not okay this tradition is. Because I think one of the only reasons that it was able to last so long was specifically because of how it isolated the girls so much. Like, for them, this was just how life was. And, I'm not sure that a lot of fans understand how very extremely bad such a tradition is for the mental development of children. And, in a lot of ways, it could've even been a major contributor to how Ganondorf always ends up as bad as he does.

Because, think about it.

For the vai, imagine never seeing a single member of the opposite sex until you were 18. Imagine that. Like, a lot of fans will counter that with "oh, I was raised in a house with only my sex & I turned out fine," but they seem to forget that this isn't what's happening with these vai.

They aren't just living in a house with only other females. They're living in an entire town with only other females... So, think back to growing up & think about how often you talked to & interacted with the opposite sex. Whether as teachers, peers, just some guys you pass on the street. Now imagine all of those people gone.

That's what's happening.

Now, for Ganondorf. Instead, imagine never seeing another of your own sex until 18.

For girls, imagine being the only girl in an entire town of men. Imagine not having any female friends or teachers. Imagine not ever seeing any other female at all. And, because all you have are guys around you & those guys hadn't grown up around girls, they don't know how to teach you about what it means to be a woman or about women's health or anything.

Haunting, isn't it? Isolating even.

Personally, I think it would be a very unique kind of hell.

And that's essentially the sort of life that Ganondorf almost always was raised into.

And it's also why it isn't as simple as Ganondorf being the incarnation of Demise's hatred. I say this because I tend to think that just because he is, that isn't all that he is. If he were, then he would not be a person, because people are so much more than just hatred. Literally, our very bodies ensure this fact.

Sure, I absolutely think that Demise is able to influence Ganondorf to a degree, but at the end of the day, I think it is ultimately Ganondorf's choice to do these things.

This is further supported by how these sorts of curses actually work in Japanese lore. By this I mean that just by nature of how the sort of curse that Demise placed works, that curse is a double-edged sword. Because now Ganondorf is mortal & human. Which means that he can be taught. He can change. He can grow. He can weep. He can mourn. He can feel joy. He can live.

Furthermore, in Japanese lore, it is entirely possible to end such a cycle.

And do you know how?

By Ganondorf letting his hatred go. And when he does, he might finally be able to live. Which he couldn't do if he were truly nothing more than Demise's hatred.

In other words, because of the Demise backstory, he now literally has a redemption arc built in & ready to go. Doesn't mean that it'll ever happen, but it means that it's possible.

So, yeah. There's more to the whole Demise thing than what we think.

Similarly, I definitely get that. It's true that it's very possible that MC locations are just easter eggs. I mean, there's Mabe village & Goponga & all that stuff despite Koholint having been part of a dream. Though, to be fair, many dreams are constructed from memories, hm?

As for the confusion with the 2 versions of the Zonai, it could be waved off by approximating it to how certain details in history IRL can get mixed up.

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Oh my gosh, SAME!! I mean, my brother plays the games too, but he isn't as... obsessed as I am. So, any chance I get to ramble is a chance that I am 99% likely to make!

I will say that I'm finding this story of yours very interesting. Though, personally, I've been portraying the Mogma with more of a New York Italian mafia vibe. The reason being that that was sort of the feel that I got from them in the version we got over here in America. As such, I've been injecting a bunch of actual Italian & even some New York Jewish into their culture. Even going so far as to neologue a new word: Felicidonata. Meaning "gifted joy" or something to that effect. It's sort of supposed to be a reference to how the Mogma in SS were treasure hunters, but in spite of going through so much in order to obtain this stuff (which initially makes them seem greedy), they also had this strange generous streak. If you look back, even though they're very timid, they also very frequently put themselves into harm's way, which contradicts the idea of them just being cowards & more so suggests that they just aren't good at hiding their fear the way that some are. And then, after all of that, they just... give the treasure they just found to you???

Because of this, I've sort of made altruistic generosity, vicarious joy, & gift-giving something like a cultural thing for them in that gift-giving is their love language as a people.

Similarly, I've also given them a bit of a "we take care of our own" sort of mentality in that, if you're a friend of someone in the family, then you're deemed friend-shaped & thus are subject to this as well.

It's been fun & I've also liked making up a more diverse ecology for the Depths. I'm happy for the Rocktato, though. I feel like it would grow well down there.

Seriously, don't ask about how obsessed I am with making up new ingredients. I have 2 different posts with lists of ingredients on them. Divided into Flora/Fungi & Fauna/Byproducts.

Still have to think up animals for down there, though...

Hi, sorry if this is a bit rude. 😅 I guess that I was just wondering. How would Jabul Waters, Zora Cove, & Crossflows Plaza be named in French?

I'm trying to give Jabul Waters an interesting name that works to go with my hc & I came up with "Jabuleaux." And Google Translate tells me that Crossflows Plaza would be Place des Flux Croisés. And, I'm seeing that Anse is the term to refer to a cove &, if that's true, then would Zora Cove be Zoranse? At the same time, somewhere else, it said that Anse actually means beach.

And, I believe that a town by a swamp would have cher, quier, bren, brin, or Hor- in it?

I'm sorry if this is weird... 😅

Hi! Don't worry it's not rude or weird at all! I offered to help and I'm happy to do so :D

Did you check the official French translations? I had a surprisingly hard time finding the French version of the map online so here's a screenshot I took myself:

Jabul Waters = Eaux de Jabule (this one only appears when I zoom out)

Zora Cove = Baie Zora

Crossflows Plaza = Place de l'Estuaire

In case you didn't know the Zelda Wiki often lists names for places or characters in various languages in the "Nomenclature" section of its pages. It's very helpful especially if you're searching for the original Japanese names. If we look at at the different names for Crossflows Plaza we can see that a literal translation from Japanese would be something like "Exchanging Place". I checked the Jisho dictionary and it seems to be an accurate translation, though "Place for Cultural Exchanges" would be more meaningful.

It's not exactly a good name in English so it makes sense that the localization team would come up with something like Crossflows Plaza instead, which in my opinion does a very good job of stating that this is both the place where the river meets the sea and where the two Zora tribes traditionally meet each other.

Other European languages all settled for variations of "Estuary Plaza" ("Place de l'Estuaire" in French), which is fine but looses the "cultural exchanges" aspect of both the original name and the English translation.

I've been trying to come up with a French translation of "Crossflows Plaza" but it's not that easy. To me "Place des Flots Croisés" or "Place Flots-Croisés" would sound better than "Place des Flux Croisés", but I still find it a bit weird ("flot" meaning flow, tide or stream). "La Croisée des Flots" is another option if you agree to get rid of Plaza/Place (it means "the intersection/junction of streams"), but I don't think it works very well as a name.

You could also mix words to create a name the same way it was done in English, something like "Place Croiseaux" (croiser/cross + eau/waters). If any of my French speaking followers is feeling inspired, please share your ideas! :)

(I just thought of "Place Cruciflot" and found it too funny not to mention 😆 maybe it sounds too much like crucifix)

In French we also have the word "confluence" that has the exact same meaning as it does in English: either the meeting of two rivers or a gathering of some kind. So to me the most obvious translation would be something like "Place des Confluences" or maybe "Place Confluence", as it would preserve the dual meaning, but it's not very fancy or creative. Maybe we could simply change the spelling to something like Place Konfluans, the same way "Village Côtier" (Seaside Village) is spelled "Village Kothié" (Seesyde Village). But it doesn't look like a French word anymore so I'm not sure that's something you'd like.

As for Jabuleaux, it can work but I prefer the official translation "Eaux de Jabule". Same thing for Zoranse, we would say "Anse Zora" or "Anse des Zora". The official French translation is "Baie Zora" (Zora Bay), which I think is more appropriate given the size of the sea inlet (in my understanding an anse/cove is a small baie/bay and isn't very deep). I think maybe it should have been bay in English as well instead of cove, but I might be wrong! Also I believe "anse" isn't used as often as "baie" and might be confusing for most people, so I would go with "Baie Zora".

I'm not sure where you found this information about swamps and town names? I didn't find anything to confirm it but I might not have looked in the right places.

French towns are often ancient and their names can derive from other languages such as Celtic, Occitan, Flemish, or regional dialects, so that's a very difficult question and I'm not sure I can give you a satisfying answer ^^

I still did a little search and found an Old French word for swamp, "palud" or "palu", that still appears in some town names such as La Palud-sur-Verdon, Saint-Pierre-la-Palud, Lapalud, etc. (today we say "marais" or "marécage"). You might be right about "bren", it could be something like muddy in Gallic.

There's also "vign" or "mign" (from Celtic), as in Mignéville or Lévignac, or l'Île de Migneaux on the Seine river (this one's in my city!).

Near where I grew up is a town named Hazebrouck, it literally means "hare swamp" (brouck/broek = swamp in Flemish). For a bit more French flavor you could maybe use -broucq or -breucq instead of -brouck.

I think the vast majority of French people have no clue about all of that (I didn't except for the last one and it's more Flemish than French), so I'd say don't oversweat it ;)

And that's all! I hope you'll find this helpful ^^

[lena-artz]

Miria Madin's Story(my Star Wars oc)-part 1:

Tw: probably very bad english lol(I'm sorry, english is not my first language and I translated most of this on Google)

Miria Madin lost her parents when she was very young, because of this and being very poor, she started stealing out of necessity. She stole things like food, money or things she could sell or trade with someone. She was caught by the guards almost every time, but she never received really severe punishments, as she did not commit such large thefts.

When she was 13, she met a boy, he was poor like her, so they started stealing together. They ended up falling in love, but it was a child's love, pure and innocent. They did everything together.

One day, because of a small robbery gone wrong, a corrupt and heartless guard killed Miria's love.... She was devastated. The only thing she had to remember him by was a jacket that he always wore, and she never took off the jacket again so that she could always remember him.

A few years later, when Miria was 15 years old, a very strange thing happened, a Jedi master came to Ephyria. This was a very unusual occurrence, due to the fact that the queen of Ephyria, a narcissistic and controlling woman, did not like Jedi or any authority from another planet(or the Republic) coming to Ephyria to try to solve problems that were not theirs or to try to get her to sign some stupid agreement.

This Jedi finds Miria, just because she was actually trying to steal from him, but he notices the Force in her. These powers were things that Miria never gave much importance to and, because she lived alone, no one ever noticed either. The Jedi asks Miria if she would like to leave Ephyria with him and receive the proper training, which she should have had since she was a child. Miria, with all her hatred for her home planet, immediately accepts and goes with the Jedi to Coruscant.

[navree]

"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot

truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us

[ancha-aus]

RealAgeAU Drabble - The Scheme

I am back!

More RealAgeAU. With the baby <3 Hey @spotaus get in here :D

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Cross walks from side to side “This is bad. This is very bad.” Cross even flickers in and out of view.

Dust holds out an arm and catches Cross by the arm before pulling him to sit next to him on the ground. Nightmare notices what Dust wants and climbs from his lap into Cross’s lap.

Dust watches as Cross snuggles their babybones and relaxes a little.

Dust nods and focusses back on what Error had shared with them.

Only to see that Dream is also close to a panic attack. Great.

Dream tugs on his own hands as he rambles “Fate and Balance are too dangerous! They will try to force Nightmare to change his domain. They already tried with me but with me being so well known and seeing as I already told everyone they knew it would attract too much attention if they made me change…”

Error groans as he sighs “Yes. I know. It is why I called for this meeting.”

The meeting being in some random AU with them, Error, Dream and Blue.

Blue pulls Dream near and puts an arm around his shoulders “Hey it will be fine. Error already hid where they are hiding and only us two know he is even alive.”

Dream shakes his skull “They just need to start checking universes. As soon as they find the right one they will know he is there. And notice Error’s meddling.”

Nightmare shoots Error a worried look but Error just shrugs “I will be fine. Balance already hates me anyway.” Nightmare does not look happy as he glances at Dust.

Dust frowns “They will just know? how?”

Dream searches for the right words “It is a god thing… if we are in a universe we can notice fellow gods or stuff changed by gods. It is why Nightmare and I could always sense each other.”

Killer tilts his skull “Seriously? I thought that was just a twin thing?”

Nightmare shakes his skull “No it was a god thing.”

Killer huh’s and looks off into the distance.

Horror frowns as he thinks “Meaning we can’t just keep hiding?”

Error shrugs as he looks to the side “I changed the universe code and makeup enough to make it unable to be found unless you make a very specific jump. The problem is that sometimes some gods can override bans placed by other gods.” He mutters softer “well… one exception with some very complicated and specific scenarios.”

Dust shoots Error a look “Can we copy that?” If they can do that maybe they can continue being relaxed here. Relax as they watch Nightmare develop his newly developing powers.

Error shakes his skull “Not without messing around with the save files, load files, reset files and save states.” He just shakes his skull at the looks everyone sends him “don’t ask how the guy made that mess work for himself.”

Dream looks at him worried “There has to be something we can do!”

Dust blinks as he feels a tug on his hoody. He looks to the side and sees nothing so he sighs “Cross. Visible please.”

A moment before Cross, and Nightmare, reappear again. Cross looks embarrassed. Nightmare however looks smug “We do what Dream did.”

Dust turns to Nightmare “What do you mean?” the silence around them is loud.

Nightmare nods “Dream says they can’t influence him because they know forcing him to change will attract attention. They don’t like being known. There is a reason people thought Error and I were the reason for all the bad stuff. Because they want us to be the face. They don’t want to be held responsible.”

Dust sees where he is going with this and doesn’t like it “Nightmare… please tell me you aren’t thinking what I think you are thinking.”

Nightmare keeps looking smug “We should reintroduce me.”

The loud and in sync shouting of No’s even surprises Dust as Cross after his own shout just holds Nightmare closer.

Killer sits down next to them “No. Nuh-uh. We aren’t doing that. Ever.”

Nightmare frowns “But we need to? If we don’t Fate or Balance will eventually find us.” He huffs as he crosses his arms “I like my domain but I can’t exactly use it to attack in anyway.”

Cross just holds him close and nuzzles his skull “We will defend you!”

Nightmare frowns “You guys are strong but…”

Error sighs “Fate and Balance are a league on their own… It is how they can just decide and change domains after all.” he sighs and shakes his skull “I don’t meet them a lot but lets say that near the start they made it clear what my domain entitled.”

Dust frowns and reconsiders some things. He never truly considered how Error ended up picking his domain. How Nightmare even knew what his entitled… If there are these much stronger beings around…

Horror must had made the same conclusion as he shoots Nightmare a look “what was your idea?”

Nightmare smiles a tiny bit as he speaks “We start reintroducing me. We start obviously with the safest options first and work from there. Then by the time they find us, it will be too late and old news and changing my domain will be too suspicious for them to do.”

Dream looks unhappy “Who would we reintroduce you to first?”

Nightmare grins with a knowing smile.

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Reaper frowns as he floats from side to side in the beautiful garden. Careful not to touch anything.

Life giggles “I think you are worrying for nothing old friend.”

Reaper groans “I don’t like this. are you sure about this? I can still change the location and we can skip this meeting.”

Life shakes his face and looks excited “Reaper. Hearing that Dream and Error want to meet us about something very special? With special guests? Of course I want to meet them.”

Reaper frowns as he looks around nervously “If people find out I knew where you were…”

Life shrugs as she makes her tea “Balance already knows either way. She knew before you did. They never told anyone either. Meaning in the end others not knowing isn’t that dangerous.”

Reaper sighs as he floats over to grab his own tea to drink “I still worry…”

Life nods “I know. You worry too much.” She grins at him teasing “So how is your secret beau?”

Reaper shoots her a look “Don’t start.”

Life giggles and hums a happy tune “You can hardly blame me. It is very rare you truly connect with someone.”

Reaper sighs as he rubs his neck “Don’t start.”

Life giggles before both of them look up as they notice the change in the air. New people have entered this hidden space.

Reaper and Life look out and hear a voice which Reaper knows is Error.

“Life generally is in this area by the blossom trees. I can only assume she and Reaper will be there.”

Reaper knows they both are listening for any other voices.

“Life just… hangs around here? Doesn’t that get boring?”

Reaper is still slightly shocked to hear Killer. He knew there was going to be a special guest but still.

Reaper knew that Error knew where Nightmare was and that means that he would knew where the gang is but still… it shocks him.

It only takes a moment before Error walks into view and he grins “See? found them.” and he continues leading the way. Dream is nearby with Blue as Killer walks in after them with Dust and Horror close behind.

Reaper frowns as he notes the obvious absent Cross and Nightmare but well… it is something.

Error leads them over as Life stands up herself with a small smile “It is a pleasure to finally see the faces of those who are the center of much talk around our universes.”

Reaper snorts as he sees all of them look sheepishly away.

Dream rubs his cheek “It is nice to finally get to meet you Life… I have heard much about you… Thank you for allowing us to visit you in your home!”

Killer rolls his sockets and copies his voice but softer and Dream does not even turn around or drop his smile as he kicks behind him and hits Killer’s shin.

Life smiles amused “Oh that is alright. I must say I was very curious about the fact that you wished to meet us.” And she waits.

Dream looks nervously at Error and Killer before looking to the side.

Error raises his brow at Killer and crosses his arms “Well?”

Killer shoots Horror and Dust a look. Dust nods to him and Killer turns to them with a smile “What can I say? We needed some time to relax and figure stuff out but now we are more than ready to continue on! Foremost.” He grins “Cross?”

Silence.

Killer sighs and turns around as he looks into the nothing “Cross I know you are there. Stop hiding the two of you.”

A very unhappy mutter.

Reaper blinks confused. He hadn’t even sensed Cross… How… Reaper glances at Life and Life looks shocked herself.

Reaper can understand him not noticing someone but this is Life’s realm. Her home. Made of her magic. How had she not noticed someone entering?

Killer glares and crosses his arms “Cross. We are here to reintroduce him.”

Cross grumbles unhappily but appears and-

Reaper stares and his mind blanks.

Nightmare is looking up at Cross highly amused before turning to Killer and holding out two arms. Killer easily takes him over before walking closer to Life and Reaper. Cross makes a wounded sound and hurries after Killer.

Killer grins as he proudly holds Nightmare up “Meet! Nightmare! God is restoration!”

Nightmare grins and raises a tiny tiny arm in a wave “hi.”

Oh shit even his voice is young and what even is this?!

Life coos and before Reaper can blink she is suddenly holding Nightmare and holding him close “Oh you are just adorable. No wonder they hid with you and kept the multiverse away from you.” she smiles happily at the panicked looking skeletons “Well? Are you all coming? I will make us a meal and we will talk about all that happened.” She nuzzles the tiny skull with a happy hum “Oh tiny skeletons are just too cute. I will make sure to make something you like. Do you have any favourites?”

Nightmare just stares at her confused as he shoots the other skeletons a helpless look.

Horror walks over and speaks calmly “His magic is still resettling and he can’t always eat everything…”

Life shoots him a look and nods “I understand.” He grabs hold of Horror and pulls him along too as she floats towards another part of her area “I assume you know about his diet? Come along we will prepare some for all of you.” she raises her voice and aims it at the others “Get comfortable! We will be right back.” And they disappear behind some bushes.

Killer slowly tilts his skull “… did that god just steal our mate and babybones?”

Dust looks after where they disappeared himself “I am honestly not sure…” he shoots Error a glare “I thought you said Life would be fine to be introduced to?”

Error huffs “Because she is?” he rubs the back of his neck “I guess it makes sense… she is the goddess of life. Of course she gets excited at the sight of children… I think she will eventually give him back to you guys…”

Cross is glaring into the distance “She better or I will not be held responsible for what I will do.”

Killer and Dust both look highly amused.

Reaper finally finds his voice “Why is Nightmare tiny?”

The others actually look at him and Blue grins widely “You got like two hours? It is a long story.”

Dream laughs and nods “I can only assume we have enough time before Life returns with Nightmare and Horror.”

Cross huffs “You guys explain.” He disappears from view, and Reaper suddenly can’t feel his lifeforce anymore.

Killer grins “Have fun hunting and stalking love! See you in a bit!”

Dust takes a seat in a chair and grins “Ready for a short explanation?”

Reaper nods and gets ready. He has no doubt this will be quite the tale.

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[bonefall]

Voted for Bumble bc of course but also if you think Alex would not pspsps Bumble you are wrong. If they could communicate they would go to therapy together /s

If then could communicate they would go to therapy together

/GEN

Kyle/Green Lantern resurrects her but then he becomes convinced that she's not the same person she was before the incident, OR SOMETHING SOMETHING Black Lanterns aren't ACTUALLY bad they're just misunderstood Grim Reaper types, in either case Alex ends up breaking it off with Kyle because they've become very different people.

And then Bumble's there

And then they go to therapy or Alex adopts Bumble, and then uhhh Bumble's like one of the superpets. Like Krypto the Superdog. Free premise go forth and play with it if ur a DC fan

[arundolyn]

ohhhh my fucking god nobody needs to like know any of this medical tmi but it is literally 11 pm and if im kept up one minute longer when i just laid down trying to go to sleep by my mother YELLING REPEATEDLY that she needs to pee. im going to actually go insane. she got a catheter in. Yesterday. it is working. she won't listen to anyone when they tell her that this is the case. help me jesus. im sure if a nurse comes to check on her tomorrow they'll probably get the same response. my brain will simply explode

[geee-three]

okay now that im actually confronting it this makes a whole lotta sense that im going to continue to ignore

[lieutenantselnia]

I've been thinking about whether my way of naming my self-inserts might be a bit inconvenient ... to clear it up:

Selina with an i - My modern day s/i that I ship with Doofenshmirtz, she's probably the closest to my actual self, though I still take creative liberties in some aspects.

Selena with an e - My PotC s/i, I have two different AUs for her to ship her with both Barbossa and Davy Jones. She's a bit more like an oc, but I still also see her as a self-insert.

My original thought was to give them slightly different names, so I won't always have to mention about which universe I'm currently referring to. Since they're all based on the same "template" character though (which is just ... me I guess😂), I didn't want to give them entirely different names, plus while I didn't want to use my actual first name anymore, I still wanted a name that I can identify with. In my head it makes total sense, but I can see that this may also be a bit confusing😅

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

This is "The Doctor", a resident of the nightmare realm, who has been there long enough to have been almost completely corrupted. His face is normally just a pitch black void hole but sometimes you can see eyes and/or teeth in there

He wants to help people, but he's almost completely lost his mind, and can sometimes act a bit... Feral.

Surprisingly, the nightmare realm's usual effect of making people lose every memory of their life before they ended up here, hasn't managed to take away his medical knowledge. He's still very smart, despite everything.

Unfortunately he seems to scare off most people who he would otherwise have helped...

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

i think the villa diodati speech probably had a big effect on how yaz approached the doctor in flux and after

[sovamurka]

Doomsday // Конец Света (2022)

Varvara 'Varya' Bazhenova & Azazello 'Azik' Mitrohin

- Why didn't you tell me about all of this?

- Because you fell for a demon. For the beautiful and magnificent one!

- Are you dumb? I fell for someone who talked to me when nobody else gave a shit and who looked at me differently!

- And you don't care for who I am?

- And you left me because of this?

- I didn't. I just... panicked. I felt awful, scared, anxious and...

- It's completely normal. You're human now, remember?

[im-no-jedi]

the way I’ve already got a complete fixit scenario created for Plan 99 in MLWTBB that keeps pretty much everything the same except that Tech doesn’t fall off the rail car, thank you Firebrand for the inspo 🥰

[homocidal-spider]

I rambled so much I ran out of tags whoops

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

[waywardsalt]

i think the hardest wide-scope or w/e part of the bellum x linebeck fic is def nailing down whatever the larger background plot is. i want there to be some… event going on in the background that they occasionally intersect with and has effects on the foreground events, but i can’t exactly figure it out yknow

[dwaekkicidal]

Sharing is Caring[2: Meanracha]

˚ʚMeanRacha x fem!Readerɞ˚

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ summary: After that night with 3Racha, you agreed to become involved with all 8 men. So what happens when Jisung’s loud ass accidentally tells the rest of the members, and meanracha takes to bullying their leader?

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ word count: 7.2k (im sorry)

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ warnings: *inhales* pwp, fem! Reader, ot8✗reader mentions, smut is reader✗MeanRacha(Jeongin, Seungmin, Minho), 4some, free use mentions, reader is referred to as: ‘kitty, pup, and baby’, unprotected sex, rough sex, dp in one hole, oral (m receiving), hair pulling, subspace, big dick!jeongin, name calling (slut, whore, 1 bitch), spanks/slaps (ass, pvssy, & like 1 face), dirty talk, overstim, aftercare kinda mentioned, i THINK thats it?

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ notes: for some reason the sfw parts of this was sooo hard for me to write LMAO but anyways… only 2 more of the bois left :3 part 3 is HyunLix✗reader! I think i'm going to make it softer/not nearly as rough as this i hope u like it i kinda hate it

Sharing is Caring Masterlist

DO NOT republish or translate+post my work!

After that Friday night’s events, you constantly found yourself in situations where one of the producers pulled you aside to have their way with you. In fact, for the first 2 weeks after the fact, there were only a handful of days where you weren’t filled to the brim by at least one of the men. And, in their defense, it was part of the agreement you guys ended up creating! Why wouldn’t they take advantage of you allowing their hands on you and their dicks in you at essentially any time they wanted.

It was now three and a half weeks after the fact, and the boys were cooling down after practicing for a themed choreography video. While Chan and Minho left the room to get water for everyone, the others laid scattered around the room. The only sounds that circuited the room were calming breathing sounds and the quiet side chatter among a few members. Then all of a sudden, a loud groan was heard from Jisung followed by a whiny and (not so) quiet, “Fuck.. Where is (y/n) at? I need her so badly right now...”

Jeongin’s ears perked up and he stared into the older man as if he sprouted a tail. “Hyung.. What?” He asked, looking around at the others to see if he was going crazy or if he actually just heard something he shouldn’t have. Some of the others shared the same expression, but when his eyes flickered to Changbin he was instead met with wide eyes and a very poor attempt at hiding a smile.

“Yah! Han-ah???” he shouted, shaking his finger at the boy as he does when he wants to ‘discipline’ somebody.

“W-What?... Oh shit- SORRY!” was the only reply before the two burst out into laughter. The others darted their eyes between the two, occasionally exchanging confused looks with each other until their laughing fit eventually died down. Seungmin was the first to speak up, a frown evident from the outrage of hearing his crush get spoken about so vulgarly. “Care to explain yourselves?”

Before they had time to respond, the door to the practice room was thrown open and the devil herself walked in with the 2 oldest members. A huge smile was on your face while they carried bags of food you had bought for them. “Dinners here, losers!” 

About an hour passes and most of the boys had forgotten what happened in favor of stuffing their faces. Well, most of the boys. The 2 youngest members watched as Jisung’s hands would linger on your thighs for too long, sometimes even trailing up your inner thigh. They also watched you giggle and grab his hand, but not push it away, then whisper something into his ear that would cause him to blush and grin like a cheshire cat.

The two boys were more than confused, but Jeongin didn’t want to make a scene so he chose to stay quiet and ask about it later. Seungmin on the other hand.. made his frustrations known. To everybody. With a very loud and sudden, “Yah, Hyung. What do you think you’re doing.” He didn’t mean for it to come out as menacing as it did, but he was secretly thankful that he did when Han’s hands were speedily removed from your body.

It was quiet for a moment and he honestly felt bad for bringing everybody's attention to Jisung like this, but seeing his crush get felt up by one of his closest friends isn’t exactly a nice sight to behold. Jisung choked on his spit and stuttered in his spot next to you, looking to you and the eldest to help him out.

“What’s wrong Seungminnie?” You tilted your head at the boy and smiled. You knew what was wrong but you didn’t want to air everything out all at once if he wasn’t going to be bold in front of the others about what he saw.

“...Are you two dating or something..? Why were his hands all over you..” The anger had faded into sadness, it was so obviously evident in his eyes and the way he sadly pouted at you. You felt your chest pang and you looked between the 3 boys you were involved with, staring silently for a moment before turning back to the other boys and sighing.

“Well.. no but yes?” Loud ‘HUH?!?’”s were heard from a few of them, and you would have laughed had it not been paired with despaired faces. “Ok ok, let me finish! No because we aren’t officially together but yes because we are all…. involved? with each other and the plan was to maybe date eventually..”

“We?” Hyunjin’s voice came immediately after you finished and you nodded curtly as Jisung spoke up again.

“Um.. ‘We’ as in me, Changbin, and Channie.. BUT!! Before you guys get upset, we wanted you guys to join us before we make anything official. Hence the ‘yes but no’ answer.”

Felix’s ears perk up and he stares wide-eyed at the boy, “So that’s what you meant by that ‘poly relationship’ question last week.”

Both your and Chan’s necks snapped to Jisung, watching as the boy laughed it off and held his hands up at the two of you in defense. “Hey! I just wanted to see what they would say and how open they were to it.. AND I’ll have you know!” He started before turning to you and holding eye contact as he pointed his finger at each boy, “They ALL agreed they wouldn’t mind sharing you if it was with the rest of us.”

The oldest rolled his eyes before mumbling, “You have such a big mouth, Hannie… Don’t make me stuff it full again.” Han chokes on his spit and crosses his arms, silently leaning back into the couch with a pout.

Surprised faces scattered across everybody but the 3 of you at the last comment. A “Huh??” was heard from somebody before he continued with a teasing yet petty attitude, “Since we’re apparently putting everything out there, why not bring that up too?”

“Woah woah woah… Can one of you please explain what the hell is going on!?”

Changbin sighed loudly then finally chimed in. “Moral of the story is: Channie-hyung here has been fucking our little Bunny for the last few months behind our backs. Me and Jisung walked in on them a few weeks ago and we’ve been fucking her now too.” He let the words hang in the air and he watched their expressions. He was about to continue talking when Felix spoke, “....Okay… well that answers that question, but I think it created so many more..”

Then you spoke up, “I’ll answer any questions you have, but before any of you say anything I want to make some things clear.” You waited for each of the boys' agreements before taking a deep breath. “First things first, I love all of you guys and knowing that you feel the same is an insane feeling. Next, after they walked in on us, we four came to the agreement that we would be friends with benefits until we could get all of you aware of what’s going on and get roles figured out for a relationship.. if a relationship was even on the table.”

You paused for a few seconds, letting that sink in before continuing, “Now that that’s out there, I want to date you. All of you. If you’re okay with it of course. I had this same talk with those two idiots that I can end this fuck-buddy agreement the second that somebody disagrees. You guys mean the world to me and I won’t let some good dick ruin what we have now.”

Chris has a cocky smile on his face as nods at the boys. “I know it’s sudden, we wanted to plan this out and tell you guys one by one but that’s not really an option anymore.” He says with a glare to Han, who gives an apologetic smile back but continues to sit silently otherwise. “You guys don’t have to answer us right away, take as much time as you want. We can put things on pause to make you guys feel more comfortable, if you want.”

Jisung makes a whining noise and the few who spare a glance at him notice the frown and pleading eyes he gives Chan. Changbin’s hand smacks the back of Han’s head, making the younger yelp before he starts complaining.

Hyunjin is the first to break the silence after that, “So… we’d all be dating?” Chris, already having this talk with you, answers for you. “It doesn’t have to be that way unless you guys want it to be. The basis of it would be her dating all of us at the same time. Everything else would be like our normal day to day experiences with her, but now we can love on her and do ‘couple’ things with her and vice versa. You guys just have to be 100% percent ok with sharing.”

With a few shared looks among the boys sitting on the floor, they silently agreed to come to an agreement now. They all trusted each other enough to not be afraid of judgment regardless of their answer. And how could they disagree… it’s totally not like they haven’t fantasized and spoken about this with each other countless times.

Before he gets the chance to speak, Felix’s wide smile gives away his answer, but it doesn’t help you not be star struck when he says he wants in. After that, it was a domino effect. One by one the boys vocalized their answers, and to your utmost surprise: they were all yes’s. Han grins widely when the final member gives his ‘yes’. “Okay! Now that that’s settled, let’s talk about fun stuff!”

“Fun…?”

The whole group watches as a smirk takes over his features, and you can only roll your eyes. “Sexy stuff~”

“O-kay… How about we talk about boundaries and all that BEFORE we get to the sex stuff..”

Later that day, Chris gave the rest of the boys the same rundown from last time.  And just like that, everybody went on with their lives, almost like before. Almost. Now, the boys were MUCH bolder with you. Lingering hands all over you and more intimate cuddle sessions were now a norm, even in front of each other. 3racha was no longer forced to hide their intentions with you, and Jisung specifically was now unashamedly vocal when he was horny.

Then, a few more weeks had passed. At this point, every member had experienced sex with you multiple times. They all decided their first few times with you to be 1 on 1. It gave everybody the chance to learn your body and vice versa, and it gave them time to discuss fantasies and kinks with you more in depth!

Recently, a certain silver bracelet came in the mail. One with each of their initials engraved into the shiny metal plate. It was one they all chipped in to buy so that you had a form of nonverbal consent between them. You took a picture to send to the group chat instead of making them wait to see it in person, but you ended up sending it to just Chris to have him share with the rest. And, of course, some of the brats had to tease about it.

Chris huffed from his office chair while Han and Changbin laughed from the couch, them both having watched the texts unfold from where they sat. He rolls his eyes at the other co-producers and he sends you screenshots of the chat before returning to his work.

And this is how your current situation is caused. You're in the Cat Dorm with Jeongin, Minho, and Seungmin. Felix had just walked out on the basis of going to dinner with one of the other boys. Part of you wishes he hadn’t because the second the door shut behind him, teasing pokes were being thrown towards you relating to ‘Chan trying to keep you to himself.’ The boys made it clear they weren’t actually mad about it anymore, but they couldn’t slip up an opportunity to get under your skin.

You’re suddenly snapped back to reality at the sound of Seungmin’s voice, “I’m just saying! He could’ve said something the second he found out how we felt and this all could have happened much earlier.”

“I think Channie-hyung just liked having her all to himself.” Minho teased, smirking to himself when you rolled your eyes. “And if we’re pointing fingers, our pretty kitty here was also oblivious to all of our feelings. She even said herself how clear it was.” You crossed your arms at the implication and looked to Jeongin for assistance. But instead you were met with a smug smirk and a shrug as he shoveled chips into his mouth like he was watching his favorite movie.

If they wanted to play like that, then you would too. “You guys are just mad he had the balls to make a move first. Even now, after all the times we talked about it, the rest of you STILL barely make any moves outside of PDA. Not my fault you guys are a bunch of wussies.” Seungmin furrowed his eyebrows at you while Jeongin let out a surprised laugh, and when you turned back to Minho. He all but raised his eyebrows at you. The final straw for them was when you stuck your tongue out at them and sent a middle finger each of their ways, grinning to yourself in victory.

Minho’s eyes flickered to your wrist, your shiny silver bracelet sitting nicely against your skin. A shiver is sent through you when his eyes meet yours again. Well.. maybe not a complete victory.

“You know what, since you want to be a smartass. My room. Now.” Your eyes widened, taken off guard by how suddenly he switched up. He smirked internally as he watched you blink rapidly at him, but kept up a serious face. When you stood there for too long he spoke up again, “Oh, I’m sorry. Would you rather me fuck you against the dirty kitchen floor.” When you shook your head, he grabbed your decorated wrist. He pulled it closer to his face to relish its beauty and its meaning, but also for the younger boys to see clearly what he was getting at. “Hmmm. But I don’t think I stuttered. Did you guys hear me stutter?”

A curt “Nope.” was heard from Seungmin and Jeongin said he “Heard you loud and clear, hyung.”

“That’s what I thought… So, would you care to explain why you are not naked on my bed right now?” You muttered a quiet apology before pulling away from the man and speed walking to the room. Jeongin watched as the two older men stalked after you before disappearing behind you into the room, and his chips were quickly forgotten as he stumbled after them.

You situated yourself in the middle of the bed with your legs folded under your ass and your heart pounding in your ears. The three men stood in front of you, Minho’s head tilted with a shit eating grin on his face as the other looked you up and down like they wanted to eat you alive. Memories from that very first Friday's events suddenly flooded in and you could almost laugh at the situation repeating itself. Talk about deja vu.

Seungmin was the first to speak up as he slowly walked towards you, “Last call, puppy. You okay with this?” When you silently nodded he narrowed his eyes at you and moved his fingers to pinch your cheek, “Words.”

“Yes! Yes, it’s okay..”

The second the words left your mouth, the boys behind him started undressing themselves. You got to enjoy the view for only a few seconds before Seungmin was pulling the oversized sweater above your head. Once it was completely off you heard the boys groan at the sight of you in just your underwear, and you couldn't help but giggle at their reaction. The now naked Minho took a seat at the foot of the bed as Jeongin stood in his spot and stared at you, biting his lips as he palmed himself through his underwear.

Seungmin hurriedly rid you of the thin pieces of cloth and ran a finger over your nipple. You sighed at the feeling before moaning painfully when he pinched and lightly pulled at it. “Undress me.” You looked up at him with wide eyes before rising to your feet on shaky legs. Your hands pulled the hem of his shirt up and over his head and then you sank to your knees. He watched silently and looked down at you with lidded eyes as you grabbed both elastic bands of his bottoms.

You bite your lip in order to hide a smirk and before he can ask what you are doing your hand pulls the elastic of his underwear back and lets go. The sound of it hitting his skin startled him more than the pain hurt, but that didn’t stop him from jumping and letting out a surprised noise. Before you have any more time to laugh, a hand shoots into your hair. It grabs a tight handful and positions your head to look up at him, then his other hand comes down against your cheek. “You think you’re fucking funny? I think you forget that I’m the worst out of everybody. Don’t make me break you, pup.”

The reminder had your pussy dripping but you nodded as best as you could, “I’m sorry.”

“Yeah sure you are. Now get on with it.” When his hand stood its ground in your hair, you pushed his bottoms as far down as you could reach and watched as he kicked them away. Your eyes followed his length, from this distance your tongue could almost reach the tip. You wanted nothing more than to have him down your throat and saliva started to pool in your mouth in excitement. Your eyes met his as they softened, it reminded you that you were the one really in control here. “You remember what to do if it’s too much?”

When you nodded and repeated back your safeword along with a ‘tap 3 times if I can’t speak’ he smiled and his demeanor returned to the previous. “Good girl… Now, you’re gonna suck my cock while Jeongin fingers that pretty pussy.” You nodded eagerly and the grip on your head led you closer to his dick. Your tongue was out and ready for him, but he teased you again by pulling you away the second your tongue got too close. He let out a chuckle at your frown and grabbed himself from the base. He pulled you closer and smacked his tip against your tongue a few times, sighing to himself at the feeling. “Lapping at me like a real puppy.”

Your eyes rolled into the back of your head when he finally sunk himself into your mouth. The salty taste flooded your mouth when he wasted no time before using the grip in your hair to fuck your mouth against him. He let out heavy breaths and low groans as his head tilted back. “God, what a wet fuckin mouth...” Once he sunk in further, your eyes closed as you focused on holding back your gag reflex and breathing through your nose. He let out loud groans whenever you swallowed around the tip lodged into your throat.

Suddenly 2 long fingers trailed down to rub against your folds, pushing into you with no warning when you grinded onto them. They made a scissoring motion that pulled wet, squelching noises from your pussy that made you dizzy. Jeongin whispered something into your ear about you being loose before a 3rd finger was added. Then, out of nowhere, they were shoved to his final knuckle and curving into your weakest spot. It made you gag against Seungmin, pulling a loud moan from him as his hips stuttered. He pulled you off him before shooting a glare at the man beside you.

You coughed as air returned to your lungs and Jeongin spoke. “Haha sorry. But, I don’t think she needs much prep, she’s taking 3 of my fingers no problem. What's got your pussy all loose for us baby?” He whispered the last part just loud enough for the other two men to hear before latching himself onto your neck.

You looked between the two and cleared your throat, trying to focus on your words and not the nonstop curling of fingers inside of you, “Channie fucked me a few times this morning b-before he left for the studio..” A scoff was heard from Seungmin and Jeongin’s fingers faltered.

“Yeah of course he fucking did.”

Minho stood from his spot on the bed before reaching between your legs, “Let me see.” Jeongin went to pull his fingers out and let him have a go, but before he could Minho shoved two fingers in next to the three that were already buried. You gasped at the drier stretch and moaned when both of their fingers started thrusting into you. The difference in the lengths and thicknesses made you clench tightly against them and squeal, causing Jeongin to groan in response and curl his fingers harder.

“Mmmm.. Yeah she is ready. At least Channie-hyung did us a favor.” Minho curled his fingers roughly before pulling them out, sliding his knuckles across your clit in the process. Jeongin followed in suit once the older returned to his desk chair, smiling wickedly and slapping his palm on your cunt once his fingers were free “Haha.. Think you can even handle it baby?”

You grinned at him, “Think you can even deliver?’ His smile faltered and he frowned at you. Seungmin chuckled and loosened his grip in your hair, massaging it lightly until Jeongin grabbed your arm and pulled you to your feet. 

When Seungmin finally moves away, Jeongin pushes you to sit on the bed, swiftly shoving a pillow under your ass before shoving you almost flat against the sheets. He gives you no time to steal a glance, pulling himself out of his underwear and immediately running himself along your folds. You sigh and your eyelids flutter as he does so. He pauses his movements when Seungmin returns with a bottle of lube, handing it to the maknae before settling himself at the head of the bed.

You watch the older of the two curiously, almost motioning for him to come closer so you could suck him off but all of a sudden Jeongin meanly shoves his now lubed up dick into your walls. He’s so deep all so suddenly and it has your eyes rolling into your skull as your jaw drops. His hands find refuge against the bed near your shoulders as he lifts his hips to slam them back against yours. For a moment, nothing but gasps fall from your mouth as Jeongin rams into you, damn near hitting your cervix without even bottoming in all the way.” Did he magically get bigger or something?? What the f- “F-Fuck! How are you-” You’re quickly interrupted by a moan when your gaze returns to his face, a cocky smirk prominent as Seungmin laughs from his spot on the bed. You swore he was deeper than before and the thought has you whining pathetically below him as your head was thrown back.

“What’s wrong, puppy? I thought you could handle it.”

Jeongin is desperate to see you fall apart so he lands a slap against your clit and watches in amusement as your legs struggle to close around his hips. Your eyes water when you look up at him through your lashes and he tilts his head teasingly. He smiles before landing a slap to your thigh and rubbing his thumb roughly against your clit.

You hear Minho’s voice from the desk, “Come on, Kitty.. You can’t even take Iyen-ah all the way? Tsk.. I thought Channie said you were a good slut.” In response, a desperate moan is pulled from you at the thought of them talking so vulgarly about you amongst each other and you hear scattered laughs amongst the three. The man above you chuckles before breathlessly speaking up, “It’s fine, Hyung. I just need to train her to take me all the way.” He ends his sentence with a sharp, deep thrust that pushes his final inches into you.

Your eyebrows curve and you silently scream, gasping and shaking under him as he rubs along every inch of your walls. “See? Wasn’t even that hard. Bet it’s because the little whore was still stretched from Channie-hyung.” The sound of Seungmin’s deepening voice combined with their casual chatter about you while you’re being drilled into so deeply it has you clenching down dangerously on Jeongin. Your orgasm starts to take over, causing him to moan at the constant clenching. His thumb moves faster against you as his hips slow down so that he grinds into you at a medium pace until you eventually stop gushing around him. Then he’s speeding up again to chase his own high.

“You feel that?” He starts, angling his hips to aim directly into the gummy spot in your walls. Unable to respond, your hands clutch the sheets and you cry out as the grip your cunt has around him doesn't let up. He groans from above you before continuing, “Yeah, riiight there. That’s where I’m gonna cum, and you’re gonna take it. Right, baby? Fuuuuck.. Yeah, you’re gonna take it.” Your hands squeeze into his forearms as he speeds up and the two of you share a desperate look before his lips crash into yours.

He pulls away from your lips to groan loudly as he cums, pulling out so that only his tip is nestled in you. His head angles down to look where the two of you meet and one of his hands shoots down to stroke himself through his orgasm. You feel his hips stutter and lightly thrust back into you in the process, but he watches with deep moans as your cunt milks him dry. Once he’s finished, he pulls the rest of the way out and slaps his tip against your clit playfully, laughing when you groan and push his hips away. Your lips meet one more time before he taps you on the ass and moves away from the bed completely.

Your eyes close as you’re given a few minutes to catch your breath. While this goes on you hear footsteps closing in on you and a voice speaks up from in front of you, “My turn, pup.” 

Your eyes open for a second before you’re flipped onto your stomach. You yelp but giggle when he pulls you up to kneel against the bed, holding you against his broad chest. He trails kisses down your neck as his hands roam up your body, squeezing your hips before his left hand settles against your neck. He doesn’t squeeze, but uses it to hold you possessively as you melt into his arms.

“You good to go?” He mumbles against your shoulder. When he feels you nod, his right hand pulls away from your skin and lands a nasty slap to your ass cheek. Instead of him speaking up, Minho is heard somewhere to your left, “He asked you a question, Kitty.” You let out a moan before quickly apologizing, “Uhh~ I’m sorry.. Yes, I’m good. So good.. Please, Minnie.”

He doesn’t respond and instead pushes you forward and shoves your face into the sheets. A hand rests between your shoulder blades as he slides in, humming at the sight of Jeongin’s cum being pushed out of you. He starts off at a medium pace, wanting to give you a break and wanting to revel in the wet sounds coming from your cunt. His hand lightly traces down your back and joins the other in a death grip on your hips.

You turn your neck to lay your cheek against the sheets, and you're met with the sight of Minho leaning back in his chair. His eyes are lidded as they watch your body and his dick visibly twitches when your eyes meet. You can’t help but moan once his hand reaches for his dick. He just smirks and softly rocks it back and forth, teasing you because he knows you can’t get him yet. You pout and whine, causing the man fucking into you to catch onto what is happening. He frowns and slows his pace just enough to grab at you.

One hand tangles into your hair as the other grabs your throat, using both as leverage to pull you to sit up as he continues to fuck into you. The new position and rough pace has your jaw dropping and the hand around your neck quickly takes advantage of the opportunity. 2 fingers are shoved past your lips, fucking themselves into your throat and making you choke. Your eyebrows furrow further as his previous pace continues and he pulls you into his thrusts. Your orgasm is building up fast, but the bullying of his dick against your walls feels like it's almost too much. You tap his wrist and his fingers are instantly removed from your throat. “S-Seungmin!!! Wait!”

“Shut the fuck up. I’m here shoving my dick in your tight pussy, and you’re so cock hungry that you’re eyeing up another man.” The grip in your hair tightens before pulling you flat against him. His thrusts stop completely and he instead holds you in place while he continues. “You already had Jeongin’s cock fuck you open, and I was trying to be nice but now you’re basically drooling over my hyung.” You moan and grind back against him desperately trying to push yourself over the edge. He notices right away and his free hand smacks down on your ass, pulling a cry from your raw throat. “Now look at you. Greedy fucking pussy sucking me in while I’m yelling at you.”

You whine out an apology and glance over to the older man in question, the smirk is still on his face but his dick rests against his stomach now. “‘M sorry Seungmin..”

“Don’t act like a stupid pup.” He growls, landing another slap to your ass. “You’re only sorry cause my dick isn’t moving.” Before you have a chance to respond, he’s pushing you forward again. This time he pins both your hands to your back with one of his, then the free hand returns to your hair to shove your cheek against the bed. He makes sure to face you away from Minho before he starts moving into you at a painstakingly slow pace, but he also makes sure he goes as deep as physically possible while in this position.

You desperately try to crawl up the bed when you swear you can feel him in your throat, but he only drags you back and alternates smacks across your ass cheeks. “Stop fucking running. Be a good bitch.” When your moans quiet down and turn into whimpers, he finally lets up on your ass. Then a grin takes over his face when your hands stay against your back even when his hands move away.

He leans forward and once his face is near yours he coos lowly. Jeongin watches in pure awe as the scene unfolds in front of him. He’s never experienced this before and the sight of you physically melting into the sheets has his dick twitching back to life again. Minho’s eyes widen for a moment but he chuckles to himself and returns his attention to the scene in front of him just in time to hear Seungmin talk again.

Your eyes have lost focus and you feel your brain turning to mush. “There she is… Hi baby.” One of his hands moves to pet your head, then moves to stroke your cheek as his hips pull away from yours, “You gonna be good for me now babe? Gonna let Minnie take care of you?” You whine out a pathetic “Uh-huh” and he knows you’ve almost completely drifted into subspace when the lack of being filled is enough to make tears subconsciously form in your eyes, some falling when he finally pushes back in.

“Shhhh, I got you baby. Minnie’s gonna fuck you nice and good now. You know your safe word.” You nod and push your hips into him so he returns to the rough thrusts from earlier and his thumbs rub back and forth against your clit. At this rate, your orgasm builds back up in no time. He leans forward and sucks hickeys up your neck, slowly leading his lips to yours in the process. When you feel his soft lips push against yours your orgasm finally takes over. Your legs shake and try to clamp shut against his hand but he grabs them and holds them in place as he speeds up his thrusts.

He pulls away from your lips to listen to your cries, his own orgasm finally creeping up on him. “Gonna cum in this pretty pussy. You want it mixed with Iyen-ah’s?” You respond with whiny pleads and nods, “Please! Please Minnie..! Pretty please…”

He bites into his lip as he finishes himself off, groaning as he fills you to the brim. Both of you ride your orgasms together until he finally pulls away to watch his dick slide out of you. The combined loads leave a thick white ring around his dick.

He doesn’t move away from you immediately, instead opting to shower kisses down your back and whisper praises against your skin. Then you both hear Minho stand from his chair. He slowly walks towards the bed after tucking himself in his boxers.“You still with us, Kitty?” He laughs when you nod feverishly and rasp out, “jus’ need water please..” Jeongin is quick to grab a water bottle out of the nightstand beside him and sit next to your now upright form. He holds the bottle and tilts it for you as they instruct you to take small sips.

When he leans away to return the bottle to the nightstand, your hands shoot out towards the oldest and he pulls you into his lap. Your arms wrap around his neck and pull him into a series of kisses. It turned into a slow and sweet makeout session until your hips started to ground down against his, his dick still hard and now sandwiched by both of your pelvis’. 

You whine into his mouth from overstimulation and his hands grab your hips to hold you in place. He’s the first to pull away from the kiss, smiling up at you when a deep pout forms on your face. “You sure about that, Kitty? They already put you through a lot.”

A cry is pulled from your lips, “No…! No please Min! I was good for them, I’ll be your good kitty too, please! I promise!” He hushes you and pushes you off him, moving to sit on the edge of the bed and laying back before signaling you with a ‘come hither’ motion. You’re quick to crawl back into his lap and grind against his dick impatiently.

“What’s your color?”

“Green.” When he stays quiet you whine and repeat yourself, “I said green! Green I swear! Min pleas-” He shuts you up by hooking a thumb in your mouth and pushing against your cheek, humming when you run your tongue along the digit and suck it.

“You like being our little cocksleeve that much? Hmmmm?” You give an eager nod and grind down harder, making him grin. “If you wanna be my good kitty you’re gonna have to ride me. How’s that sound?” You respond with a muffled agreement and he pulls you up just enough to rub himself along your folds. “So wet and messy down here.. The boys really did a number on you, huh?” He says it more to himself, and doesn’t even allow you time to answer before he’s sliding in.

You sink down all the way and throw your head back. Your legs shake against his hips and he smirks, running his hands up and down your thighs in an attempt to soothe you. Once you’re ready, you lift yourself and drop your hips against his a few times to test the waters. And once you’re comfortable, you set a slow but pleasurable pace and ride him almost weakly. His eyes are glued to your chest and he reaches up to grab a hold of your neck, using it to guide you forward and leaning you towards him so your chest is leveled with his face. The feeling of his tongue against your neglected nipple has your hips stuttering, but you’re desperate to please him so you quickly return to your efforts.

Suddenly there’s an extra pair of cold hands against your sweaty skin and Jeongin’s voice is heard from behind you, “Jagiya… Need you again..” He ruts against your ass and you moan when you feel how hard he is again. Minho reluctantly pulls away from your chest once he realizes what the youngest wants, and he locks eyes with you to make sure it’s okay. “We talked about it already, but are you sure it’s okay?”

“God, yes please..” They both smile at how fucked out you sound but ultimately nod at each other, and Minho holds a tight grip on your hips to keep you still as Jeongin pushes in next to him. He slowly pushes in as Minho lets a hand trail down to rub messy shapes into your clit.

“Deep breaths. We got you Jagi.” Minho mumbles into your ear, pressing kissing to your temple as Jeongin holds your ass cheeks apart to give himself more space to work with. When his hips finally stop you let out shaky breaths and try your best to not clench on them too hard. Jeongin’s hands are running up and down your back soothingly as Minho’s rest on your thigh, his kisses still being littered across the side of your face that he can reach.

They check once more that you’re okay before they start slowly fucking into you, stopping completely anytime they heard a hiss. Eventually, with the help of your last orgasms and the fucking within an inch of your life that Seungmin just gave you, you start to loosen up more. They take their time speeding up their thrusts, Jeongin doesn’t even dare to try and bottom out. But he does manage to push a few more inches into you as you loosen up more.

When your quiet whimpers turn to full moans, they don’t hold back as much and fuck harder into you. This goes on for a few minutes before a door opening and closing and a quiet “Holy fuck.” is heard from the missing third man.

“Jesus, pup..” Your face turns to look at him and he can see tears streaming down your face. He almost folds on the spot, but the sound of your voice calling out to him has him basically sprinting to the bed. He crawls onto the sheets and sits by your head, reaching a hand to stroke your hair as he pulls his phone out.

Seungmin lets out a breathy laugh at the way your eyes sparkle, and he takes a few pictures of you all fucked out between the two boys. You lean in to pull his boxers down but he swats you away. Instead, he grabs your face by your jaw and leans down to pull you into a kiss, occasionally dropping further and leaving wet kisses along your neck. “One more time for us, m’kay pup? Then we’ll be done and we can go take a shower.”

The two men inside you are close, their frantic moans and groans are telltale signs of it. Their ruthless fucking continues for another few minutes and it rips another orgasm from you, one that causes a death grip around them in your walls. Minho’s hips stop completely and he lets the erratic movements of the younger man help him ride out his orgasm. You can feel the combined mixture of their cum with yours pooling out of you and it makes Minho shiver when some of it trails down his sensitive dick.

When they’re finally finished, Seungmin pulls away from you and the two still shoved inside of you start to pull out slowly. You’re laid on your side as Minho slides from underneath you, and both men disappear into the bathroom as Seungmin scoots closer to you. He smiles and lands a soft kiss on your nose and allows you to catch your breath. He stands and you hear a few camera clicks before you look up to see his smirk behind his phone. You flip him the finger and he laughs loudly, “Fucked your brains out and you still have the energy for that attitude. sigh.. What are we gonna do with you, baby?”

The cloth he returned with earlier is used to wipe you down. He kisses apologies into your hip as he tries to clean your overly sensitive pussy as fast as possible. When he’s done, you notice the sound of the shower in the background, and Jeongin walks back into the room from the hallway with wet hair.

“Shower time Jagi!!” He smiles at you and leans down to place a kiss on your temple. Seungmin defensively pulls you against him and glares at the younger boy, “I got her. Go away ugly.” You wheeze out a laugh at the two bickering and are suddenly the victim of a kiss off. A “who can kiss you better” challenge that you weren’t even aware of until your face was suddenly sloppy from wet kisses.

It’s not until Minho walks out from his shower a few seconds later that the two stop their attacks, “What the hell? Okay, can one of you at least take her to shower so I can clean off my bed?” He grumbles almost angrily, but when you look over at him he has a small smile. Before Jeongin can even turn around, Seungmin is already helping you to your feet and walking you to the shower.

The rest of the night is a blur after that. The shower, the snacks, and the cuddle puddle were all fuzzy in your head. The last thing you remember before falling asleep was being on a new bed in a different room, and Seungmin pulling you as close to him as possible as the other boys left the room.

You lay chest to chest with him, your breaths matching with his, and his soft hands caressing your thigh while he places soft kisses against your lips. His pretty hands caress your cheeks and your eyes hold each other’s gazes between kisses. Part of you wonders where the other boys had gone, and if you had the energy to ask you would have. But when your eyes start to flutter closed out of heaviness and his fingers continue to stroke your skin, you don’t think you want to bother caring.

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