#that's America's ass

[iwasbored777]

So that's why animators had to work overtime so much

[archofx]

THAT'S ATLANTIS ASS.

[theamazingmrcat]

Happy Birthday, Captain America!

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

[stealingyourbones]

Amity Parkers are super good at dealing with superhero and villain battles, getting out of the rubble, helping others get out, etc.

This doesn’t shock anyone. There’s so many cities that consistently deal with superhuman battles that millions of people around the world are used to it and know what to do during a battle. Hell, there’s even government standard safety drills in schools about villain attacks now.

They didn’t stand out for a long long while among crowds of other city goers trying to flee a battle scene.

That was until a green glowing android appeared out of nowhere defeating heroes and villains alike because their abilities were rare enough to be hunted by this mysterious newcomer. So far no known weapon is able to hit the being while intangible.

That is until one unassuming citizen pulls out a strange wrist ray contraption that seems to actually stun the creature for a few seconds.

NOW all eyes are on these citizens that once lived in Amity Park

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[moonlight-ee]

That’s America’s ass!

[lefthandarm-man]

Steve Rogers // Captain America

and his habit of putting his hands on his belt

[theabigailthorn]

looking like I'm gonna open a children's library in this pic hahahaha

[lessonincanvases]

I’m taking the term world tour away from artists and management they can have it back when they’ve shown they know how to use it properly

[wilwheaton]

This infuriates me as much as those “5th grade classroom rallies to sell pencils so their teacher can have life-saving surgery.”

Fuck you, America.

[hazelmaines]

Not me watching Avengers the other night and inwardly cheering for Steve in that moment, like yes, good sir, be proud of that ass.

That’s Middle Earth’s ass!

[wetsocksinbed]

being a non-American waking up to see everyone talking about baby executions and illegal transgender alien surgery, and how maybe perchance there might be a concept of a plan

[soliloquent-stark]

it takes every ounce of strength tony has, but somehow, he manages to resist homewrecker steve's seduction when he shows up at his house.

alas, tony is only human; the next day, he decides to give the debauchery plan a try himself.

dedicated to @meidui for saying 'tony is the kind of man you put on a slutty little leather jacket for and show up at his lakehouse and first you wreck that old man's marriage and then you wreck his bedsheets' and @frankthesnek for saying that tony copying steve's outfit is a form of courtship. 💗

[cometrose]

trump may be a lying felon and biden a foot away from death but my fellow americans don’t forget to vote for your senators and representatives they’re important!!!