#that’s such a goofy headcanon

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[techutones]

Guys what if

[angelfangs-666]

gay

[clownputo]

Someone help this poor girl

Fun fact: a good chunk of animals are colorblind with hedgehogs being said to not see red well

[mazuwii]

I was like hyperfixating on the idea that he sometimes forgets he doesn’t have to wake up at 5am in the morning to do gruelling training and listen to details about war and death and realised he probably gets really happy when he realises this

what would reiner’s perfect day look like?

in a perfect world, you both wake up a little on the late side. not obscenely late, maybe around 9am, but in comparison to his 5am wakes as a Warrior, reiner considers this a lay-in.

you’re definitely not up and out right away. he loves to bask in the sleepiness and wake up slowly, stretching and rubbing the sleep from his eyes as he wakes you with him by wrapping those big arms around you tightly, planting gentle kisses on your forehead.

if the mood takes you both - and it always does with him - you may very well start the day with the most delicious slow, gentle, sleepy sex. nothing wild - it can be as simple as getting down to it while spooning, but that doesn’t make it any less passionate.

once you pull yourselves from beneath the duvet, reiner will always make you breakfast. whatever you want - pancakes, waffles, a simple slice of toast, it’s all the same to him. all he cares is that you get a good first meal of the day, and that you refuel after your morning antics in bed.

a perfect day to him would involve something as simple as a long walk. he drives you to a nearby village with a stately home to take in the fresh air. if it’s hot out, he’ll always use it as an excuse to picnic on the lawn and buy ice cream. if it’s cold, he spoils you with the biggest hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows to keep you warm. what’s most important to him is that you can use the walk as time to discuss everything; your past, your present, your future, your loves, your hates, and all the silliest things you can think of. he doesn’t mind what it is, he just loves to talk to you.

when you get home, you almost always decide to stay in rather than go out to a fancy restaurant, and reiner doesn’t mind this at all. in fact, he’d sooner curl up on the sofa with takeout and watch some tv with you (his guilty pleasure is Bridgerton) than have to compose and restrain himself across the white linen of a restaurant table. after all, once you’ve both had a glass or two of wine, the air inevitably grows thick with tension. at least if you’re already home he can get you to bed right away.

when the tv goes off and the dinner is cleared away, you might share another glass of wine before diving into one another on the sofa. he pulls you onto his lap so that you're straddling him, his hands firmly gripping your ass right away as he keeps you in place. for now this is enough for him; he's a sucker for a makeout session.

soon enough, though, he can't help it any longer. he lifts you up and marches you to the bedroom and has his way with you in whatever way you please. sometimes it's as tender and soft as the mornings you share, sometimes it's hours spent exploring every part of you in detail, or you wrapping him around your little finger until he practically begs you for more. either way, reiner can't think of a more perfect end to the day.

[liatheevilone]

Since I love headcanons so much.. Bradley calls Max every day during his morning routine and gossips, (Max has no idea what Bradley is talking about, but he just loves listening to his boyfriend's voice)

[benevolenterrancy]

@ladyprophet thank you!! (,,> ᴗ <,,)

I feel like SQH's quality of writing would be right up WWX's alley - kinda trashy, kinda hilarious, very horny! he would very happily follow along with all new chapter updates! on the other hand WWX's willingness to do completely insane things with no sense of self-preservation would probably be stressing SQH out a bit xD

[munsondjarin]

eddie starts to do more accents after noticing how much it makes you giggle. he’ll start ordering pizza in a british accent when you’re at the trailer for movie night. when he catches you drifting off while studying, he’s quick to break in a high pitched valley girl accent as he reads “what was like the primary goal of the confederacy in fighting the civil war?” when he notices you trying to hide your smile he continues his theatrics. “whats your damage? do you like want to fail this test?” he’ll break into a french accent when you cook together, he even drew a moustache with a sharpie once (had to go to school the next day with it on since it wouldn’t come off and he didn’t break out of the accent till it fully came off). when he picks you up for school he greets you in a pirate accent, but sometimes it’s a southern one. it somehow never gets old and he’s rewarded with your smile every time.

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[cherryvampiro]

Lil goofy doodle dump ✌🏽💕😊💕

[queruloustea]

he's got two hats now (ghost is very impressed that he's not been explode-ified yet) :)

[eyes-of-nine]

do I ship them? not really???maybe idk but 1) I needed someone for this to work 2) I do enjoy making LQQ suffer 3) it would be kinda funny ngl

[secretlysimpash]

John "Agrees To Watch A Movie With You But Passes Out Barely Halfway Through And Snores Like A Freight Train" Price

Kyle "Has Freezing Cold Hands That He 100% Shoves Under Yours Shirt" Garrick

Johnny "Puts His Entire Weight On You Whenever He Can And Refuses To Get Up" MacTavish

Simon "Walks VERY Quietly And Scares The Ever Loving Shit Out Of You" Riley

Part 2

[angelfangs-666]

[geekylled]

Ken Sato, outfielder for the Yomiuri Giants, comes clean about giant spending habits!

In a recent interview, All-Star player Kenji Sato confessed to spending absurd amounts of money on grossly large sports memorabilia— mostly his own.

“I have a good, totally plausible reason for it,” Sato had plead, unconvincingly.

Sato bat an average of .420 last season, which puts him among the best. “It’s— ugh. Hm. Erm. It’s.” Unfortunately, he struck out severely in attempting to explain his spending habits.

“Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!” Sato swore, but then refused to give exact numbers in terms of pricing for those who may want to “try it”.

For the readers not in the know, a 15-foot recreation of Sato’s jersey recently went viral when commission details were leaked to the public. Our interviewer asked for a comment concerning the jersey, to which Sato is quoted to have said: “Well. I guess you can say I have a pretty big fan.”