#that’s on me

[steddieas-shegoes]

Eddie, eating chips and queso: you know what they should make?

Steve, minding his business elsewhere: what?

Eddie: taco chips

Steve, already certain he knows what he’s about to say: go on

Eddie: chips and queso would be so much better if they also added salsa and meat and tomatoes

Steve: those are loaded nachos baby

Eddie: no it’s not!

Steve staring in silence waiting for him to catch up: 😐

Eddie: oh hm. Yeah those exist already. Huh

[lila-rae]

I did not realize pointing out the systemic racism involved in the entertainment industry would essentially break down TZ tumblr the way it has. Which is both frustrating because it means people can’t just handle the reality of the black experience being explained and sometimes lamented without centering whiteness, but also kind of on brand for the world.

I’ve actually lost more former mutuals over my opinions on Taylor Swift than I did over my stance on Israel. Which is so goddamn insane I want it to be a APUSH DBQ one day.

[the-river-rix]

Curtwen week might just be a bunch of wips I fear my competeing Dbd hyper fixation snd life is kicking my ass

[shieldofiron]

Me: blocks fandom wanky tags to protect my peace

Also me: well surely there’s no harm in a little peek

[tacosaysroar]

Tylenol and a series of treats seem to be helping her feel better, but an unfortunate error was made. Adelaide texted her father in the car on the way back from the doctor’s office. So he heard the news from her before he could hear it from me — a completely understandable occurrence when you have a kid old enough to have and use her own phone — and now he’s furious. He sent me a scathing “how dare I not tell him immediately about this doctor’s appointment” text message, and I’m just too unsurprised and tired of him to respond. If I do, he’ll just use it as an excuse to berate me further, and one of the many perks of no longer being married to that guy is no longer having to put up with that or argue against it. I can just ignore him.

And by the way, not once in this text message did he ask how she was doing or what the doctor said or about the plan for care or how much the appointments would cost, etc. Zero questions. Just criticism and finger pointing.

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

every once and a while i’ll read a fanfic and come to the startling realisation that this shit do be hurting me in ways i cannot forgive

[goodlucktai]

i thought i had saved a prompt in my inbox for a fic about natsume and mana but i guess i deleted it 😭

[introvertedkeni]

I’m not even gonna lie to y’all, when GAP started I really thought that Kirk was gonna be a supportive friend. I’m like, it seems like he truly cares about Sam and I really thought that he knew or at least had a feeling. Especially because i THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT SHE NEVER SAW YOU AS A ROMANTIC PARTNER. fuck him and grandma.

[tellnotalespod]

What exactly is Leo's gender?

Leo’s non binary, so difficult to pin down an exact gender. I will say they fall somewhere on the more trans masculine side of the gender spectrum(/unknowable multi-dimensional gender haze), so you may hear characters using masculine gendered terms for them from time to time (ie. affectionately, “little man” in the most recent ep). But they use exclusively they/them pronouns, and for the most part “non binary” as an umbrella term serves as the best description for whatever they’ve got going on gender wise

[bereft-of-frogs]

🙃 mandatory in office day, time to go slowly insane while my immediate coworker sits 4 feet away and doesn’t acknowledge my presence at all, sitting there like 😐 while texting me over the company chat like normal 🙃

[feartheoldblog]

stretchy skin guy my beloved

[dorianwolfforest]

Im done for,,,,, she knows I have salmon and she has come to claim it for herself

[1dhq]

no good thing comes from louis at a house party

[disneybrandautism]

happy new year!!! i havent been on here in a couple days because the holidays are super busy. but i wanted to say i hope everyone has a great start to their new year!

[oodlesndoodles]

augahahhhhw I’m sorry for this one blog, where I didn’t read the DNI, I should show respect n’ so i’ma block just because I broke the rules for being carless

is said minors dni and I hadn’t seen it earlier

crud