#that’s my goat like idgaf!!!

[mortiflyer]

Idek why I’m on tumblr airing my frustrations i don’t think any of you guys are delusional enough to call Jan a doper?? The situation is just…annoying and I need somewhere to put my thoughts

[ashmp3]

i love my body so much #goated

[cupcakerias]

AHHHHHHHHH I FINALLY UNLOCKED BLUE BARRY AFTER LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF OF PLAYING THIS GAME

[comradetork]

if i cared less i could say SO much more

[butchlifeguard]

the double standard in favor of emi‌nem specifically makes me lose my mind. 'hes the best rapper of all time 🥶🥶 theyre afraid to say it bc hes white 🥶🥶' NAME ANOTHER RAPPER THEN. GO AHEAD LMAO

[gigglegangster]

More often than I like to say I go back and reread the pages from ford in tbob and like. Ohhh my god. Fuck. FUCKKKKK.!!!! FUCK!!!!! FORD!!! THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU OH MY GODD.

[bobzora]

2024 is atlus’s year for extremely funny chaos reps

[jackiessimsstories]

big things are coming except its a sims build that took me more than 4 hours so far and im not yet finished. and its a ranch inspired by a real house i saw in kansas on google maps and it has enough space for 2 horses, 1 cow/llama, chickens, mini goats, mini sheep, fish and its also got 4 bedrooms. AND its also got a refurbished barn that has a nectar making station and a bar space and a dancing space and a piano and tables. so you can pretend to do wine tastings. you could also use that barn as a wedding venue. and its on the 64x64 lot obviously

[lleclercism]

wait i just realized why is his ass in fucking maranello 😭

[nor3gertz]

do you have any hcs for any of the postal dudes?

oh hell yeah i do

p1: paranoid loser, used to be a people pleaser but he just gave up and lost all contact with his family. wears different shirts throughout the time he's Going Postal (which is like 2 shirts anyway). love hate relationship with God maybe??? also he absolutely hates people staring at him. really pretentious with his music taste. this bitch think he the goat😭

p2: cynical sociopath before APW. at some point rly loved the Bitch but over time he rly regrets marrying her (lmao ironic). after APW he's more chill but still remains as a sociopath. has a Sony ericsson phone and plays games on it to past the time or to test out his gaming prototype. yea he's probably a developer/IT guy. Hello World type shit

p3: cringe boy failure. idk what the hell is wrong with him he's so fucking cringe but dammit he's so attractive. maybe watched too many cowboy movies when he was a kid and has that southern accent and wears like that. I dunno. probably lowkey into guys but in denial

p4: if u notice in my art of him, his hair always looks messy and has kinda like cat ear shapes. also he's not rly a peepaw for me tbh he's like that one skinny uncle u know. WILL meow as a vocal stim. very chill guy. if his trailer hadnt been stolen he'd won the idgaf war

[theboytatu]

the way people are so used to baekhyun dropping bangers they were unfazed by pineapple slice... like i don't think you understand how huge this is we could have gotten a flop like we really could have gotten a mid ass release... but he put his entire bussy into a can of pineapples like omg.... that's my goat right there idgaf

[qyuubu]

unpopular opinion but i love gun’s plot armor. like yes keep my goat alive idgaf about the laws of physics we need to break or the plot holes it’ll make I DON’T CARE GET THE DEFIBRILLATOR I NEED HIM TO GET UP AND WHOOP ASS

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

which dynasty would you choose to be involved in the foundation of? for clarity you would be making contributions on the side of the new dynasty, no watching from the sidelines or joining a rump state, and also little one-off dynasties like xin, shun, and wu zhou are absolutely fair game

tang all the way baybe! it's got everything you could possibly ask for: second official golden age of china founded through a bloody rebellion with plenty of succession drama where one son had to preemptively assassinate his brothers under murky circumstances. princess pingyang raising an army to help her dad win a war and becoming china's first female general (buried with full military honors). you got the economic golden age. the artistic golden age. the social golden age. grape wine from europe. people decided it was neat to sit in chairs and finally, finally, finally stopped fucking eating elemental mercury. women had an unprecedented (sadly never to be repeated) amount of equality and freedom, they could go outside, ride horses, cross dress, ride horses outside while crossdressing. fat was in fashion. tricolour contrapposto drip ceramics. xuanzhang snuck off to india to pick up his buddhist library books and someone wrote a popular furry fanfic about it. 2/2 GOATS of Chinese Poetry li bai and du fu were failing their imperial exams hand in extremely drunken hand. we had womens rights. womens wrongs. the girlbosses yang guifei, an lushan and shi siming. it was the best of times. the worst of times. a time of wisdom and everlasting sorrow.

so hell yeah i want a part in building all this! catch me in the annals of history bankrupting my family to the 3rd degree to give all my worldly possessions to princess pingyang. if i keep myself healthy i'd be able to live long enough to be personally lingchi'd by wu zetian *heart eyes emoji.*

second choice is to go back to the three kingdom period and join team Wu as a government official and work in the agriculture department. yeah you read that correctly, idgaf if Dong Wu is the forgotten middle child of the san guo era. maybe i don't want everlasting glory and the chance to drop dead at age 50 from a stress-related stroke. maybe it's enough to get steady job, consistent pay, reasonable hours, and a chance to be in the peanut gallery while Liu Bei and Cao Cao bite each other's dicks off.

[iho6hi2]

SO!!!!!!!! i dtarted inazuma 11 yippee

actually what was this scenen i was TWEAKING? I THOHTUGJT ENDO WAS A STRIKER omg he's a goalie?? i was lowkey disappointed it's ok tho he shares narutos va

AN HERRRR SHE'S LIKE SO PRETTY i actually loev natsume

he thisnks he's so mysterious and nonchalant tho i fw him kinda

I MEANT 2 SEND THEJSE ON INSTA i think i did but my wifi is so ass it didn't send and i lookd schizophrenic honestly if you saw me embarrassing myself no you didn't but I WILL BE CONTINUING INA11 im.on ep 5 it's kinda goated

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! [Losing my mind over this]

LMFPQPAPAPPAOA NOT YOU BEING DISAPPOINTED Its okay tho having the main character as a goalie is literally an infinite plot armour glitch ALSO YES ITS SO COOL before I used to call Naruto as "the endou wannabe guy" 😭😭😭😭😭

I KNOWWWWW I LOVE NATSUMI SHES SO AMAZING AND CUTE AND FUNNY AND SMART AND COOL ANND.. can you tell I love her? 😓

Gouenji is the OG nonchalant chill guy I fear I swear tho hes such a fake IDGAFer I hate himmm 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

THANK YOU EEEEEEE!!!!!! THIS IS THE GOAT OF SPORTS ANIMES!!!!! IT GETS EVEN CRAZIER THE MORE IT GOES ON!!! Waiting for your reaction when you get to a certain episode 😋😋

[fernhelm]

btw no where in the books is it stated that any of the deatheaters (marauders or golden trio) were forced into anything. they chose that road. they are literally racists. people are allowed to hate. regulus black was a racist. its stated in the book that not even walburga and orion were but that regulus WAS. he loved that shit. severus snape was a racist. no matter how hard you try to baby them and make them a pretty little boy toy they are FACISTS. and you literally cannot compare james potter being a bit of a bitch when he was a teenager to them being facists.

it is insane to equate real world racism to the prejudice designed by jkr for her children's wizard series.

the death eaters are hateful, bigoted people in canon. insulting that you don't think i have the analytical skills to puzzle this out. seven year old me knew that when I was reading these the first time. jkr alludes to n@zis using language and aesthetics to create an immediate link in the mind of the reader. it's lazy to lean on that symbolism for your big evil group, but it is effective, because people (like you) see them as identical. to you these characters WERE racist. they WERE fascist. but like. jewish people in this fandom have asked time and time again for people to stop sanctioning that comparison.

please don't use your emotional energy for condemning evil people in fiction?? condemn the ideology of superiority (example voldemort) that leads to violence and bigotry in the real world. don't let jkr's heavy-handed analogy make you bestow the same weight to "anti-muggle" discrimination or whatever as historical atrocities.

i never compared james' actions to those of the death eaters??? say no to bullying ig? if only the marauders fandom was capable of discussing power dynamics in a normal way alas. but stop telling me what all of these people were like in canon. this shit is escapist and reclamatory 4 me. my regulus black wears a tutu and shit and has a complicated relationship with god. i only reference the books when im crafting my theories. idgaf about jkr's boring and narrow moral world.

if you are consumed by the theories of good v evil read goated philosopher hannah arendt and stay out of my inbox

[spookyysinsanity]

my dean winchester headcanons!

he’s such a cat person. like he obvi likes dogs but u put him with a cat? he’s napping with it and kissing it and feeding it treats

love love loves movies like twilight or like tvd. he’d say he hates them but sam would catch him at like 3 am watching some twilight breaking dawn part 2 in the dean cave idgaf

he has at least 6 of his fav flannels like same color same size just a million of them

bro can COOOOOK

he def loves to blast music while he’s cooking. dawg gets jiggy with it too

he’d be weirdly good at ballroom dancing. idk i feel like he would slay the house down u feel me

he’s a horrible speller. borderline dyslexic

he’s fantastic at party games

probably has adhd - def has a whole ass cvs type RECEIPT of mental illnesses.

he watched all 19(20?) seasons of greys anatomy. he cried when mcdreamy died. his fav character was probs alex

enjoys teen mystery novels. like he probably read those 150-250 long chapter books when he got hella bored

goat at uno

he’d get one of those HUGE ass blanket hoodie things. live in that shit for months too.

if he had a pet (literally any kind) he’d teach it some sick ass tricks

he likes pink drinks. change my mind.

okay that’s all for now !! pls reblog and lmk if u want some dating dean hcs!!!