#that’s lame 🙃

[humblepoet26]

Is there anyone you're currently seeing?

I saw the barber today, maybe the therapist next week, the lawyer in a couple weeks and maybe the tattoo artist in 2-3 weeks?

Oh wait, you meant romantically/sexually, gotcha. Well you see, there's this pretty lil lady who takes care of my many needs, she feeds me, fucks me and holds on to providing my daily desires, doesn't she look ever so fine 😉😮‍💨🤭🤣

[columbidaehypoxia]

Fucked up that I can't just have fog surrounding me as an accessory

[soizoukoi]

Just a video of me and my buddy, tispy and living our best lives at a free gig of one of the dopest french pop-rock band from our teen years

🎶 Superbus - Butterfly

[vandrs]

pale blue eyes observe from a distance, following each movement of feet and punch thrown. he remains in the crack in the doorway, amusement illuminating his eyes before he makes himself known, calling out, “ what're practicing for, your next brawl ? ”

vander pushes the door the rest of the way open, choosing to interrupt this practice, r e g a r d l e s s of what it's for. he raises his own fists, modeling the right stance as he adds, “ you're dropping your fists. keep 'em up. it'll give you a better starting point. and you can BLOCK a punch a hell've a lot better. ”

gntlets liked for a starter.

[night-stalking]

I love how 911 immediately cut from Ransone calling Taylor Kelly "a menace" to Taylor theorizing with a slightly crazy look in her eyes.

[gayspock]

i wish I wasn't so pathetic and awkward 😒always ruins my night bro 😭

[original-punks]

today was too much

[sadisticyouko]

apologies for my recent inactivity everyone ! this new job I started is actually keeping me busy for once ! lol, I’m real close to having something posted soon tho, but this is just a general fyi that my new job actually expects me to work !

[frenchtwistresistance]

On tonight’s episode of Bullying Lee Meriwether…

Or: Match Game Who Wore It Better: Lee Meriwether or Laura Ingalls?

Disappointed almost to the point of being offended that Nobody bullies Lee Meriwether about this ensemble in Match Game ‘77 episode 1057:

Guess I’ll have to do the bullying myself 🙄:

What is this outfit, Lee Ann? Your evening wear from when you were crowned Miss Irish Washerwoman 1896?

We’ll excuse any questionable answers just this once because we know you’re still all shook up from coming here today by wagon train on the Oregon Trail.

Better move this game along. Lee Meriwether’s got her audition for Maria Von Trapp in 45 minutes.

(I’m sure there are many zingers I missed. But it’s four fewer than Brett, Charles, Richard, and Betty White missed. Alas. 😔)

[big-bad-lesbian]

Does anyone else get Goblin brain where your brain is like hey!! Ya suck!! Ya basic!! Nobody likes ya!! You don’t have any real friends and you annoy everyone!! Or is that just me???

[4giorno]

hoyo really turning me into the joker

[thelastevilregal]

Damn if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[grodywall]

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[heystephen]

coming out as an enjoyer of the Taylor Swift and Matty Healy relationship. the nine years worth of history? the reveal that Matty worked on a song for midnights that never saw the light of day? Taylor performing at a 1975 show in January? the absolute unhinged energy of mouthing the same thing at their separate shows? the existence of About You and, dare I say it, Question...? it's just too good. I'll be eating up every single crumb of mess that is to follow in the coming months.

[atlantus]

i am so pretentious i used the word "bacchanalian" out loud today

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\