#that’s a secret

[ultfan]

hand komaeda update 💚🥰

[character-kai]

you seem like you’d be fun to trip shrooms with

Wild compliment. And one I’m happy to accept. I’ll have you know I have a page in a notebook somewhere dedicated to weird compliments and this is sure as hell going in it. Godspeed.

[hushimstressed]

Reminder that spiderman au Misclick duo are in university while everything is happening :)

Charlie is doing very illegal experiments outside of studying after he left his Oscorp internship. Nothing is working so far but he’s particularly interested in lizard DNA.

Mariana is only keeping up with his journalism studies from multitasking as Spider-Man e.g. bringing her camera along to fights and reporting on local crime that Spider-Man just so happens to be at. (Her peers theorise she has a crush).

[markiplieregos-incorrect-quotes]

Dude Markiplier just told me a HUGE secret oh my god

Actually life changing.

[thyme-in-a-bubble]

*clears throat* excuse me, miss? did you know you’re too pretty for this world? i’m stunned.

ps.: i’m kinda totally in love with you, so much so i’d def give ya my first kiss *wink wink* 🫣🤭 please imagine i’m cuddling you (and hedwig) under soft blankets while we eat chocolate and in fuzzy socks and comfy pjs ♡♡♡

bro (but in a im about to get down on one knee kinda way) you know that i’m about to fall asleep, right? and then you just sneak attack me with THIS? i-….omg…. i am speechless. i will 100% be your first kiss if you wanna give me that incredible honour (bfbfjdj now that i think on it, i think i was most of my friends first kiss back in the day because they trusted me to teach them), that’s just-, wow, what a wild compliment ♡ i love you ♡ and then after hedwig interrupts us (even though she’s actually really good at not being a cockblock irl) we’ll all snuggle up and stay there in that warm little bubble loooove ♡

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[santapau]

Remind me later.

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[miri-draws]

I've been grunklepilled.

[sashamosu46]

The employee cards of Anya, Daisuke, Swansea, Curly and Jimmy

Source: Mouthwashing - ALL Achievements & Secrets (Behind The Scenes) by KeeTee

[peachebo]

just me yapping about my au you seemed to like

continuation of this post

[valtsv]

i know that comparing pylons to angels is overdone by now, but these connecting rings they attach to the top of telephone poles couldn't be more halo-like if they tried

[felixisfruity]

this is my least favourite thing ever /j i’ll never get over secret life

[Image ID: a screenshot of a Minecraft chat that reads “<Grian> shes dead scar” followed by “<Grian> you won”. End ID]

[vaperarmand]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck