#that’s a half joke
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apocalypsegay · 2 months ago
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i don't think he clicked through
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randalltier · 1 year ago
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Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
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linecoveredinjellyfish · 1 year ago
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
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futuristichedge · 3 months ago
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Keeping the future fixed [original post here]
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fortist166 · 9 months ago
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Damian *sob*: My girl is too dumb for Valentine’s Day.
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bet-on-me-13 · 6 months ago
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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks
So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.
He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.
He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.
One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.
"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"
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princehendir · 11 months ago
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Fandom will continue to suck until we can get large numbers of gay men intensely and passionately invested in femslash. Only then will the scene become bearable and good.
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kotdish · 6 months ago
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bluegiragi · 5 months ago
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hoard - part 2 (full comic on patreon)
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damiel-of-real · 1 year ago
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saw a guy at uni today wearing this hoodie. i couldnt see the text on the back but i could see there was definitely text and images THERE. i can only conclude that this guy was genuinely walking around campus wearing meth instructions
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laiosynth · 6 months ago
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click for better quality. new reblog game, tell prev which rat they are to you
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rhinestonesox · 6 months ago
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i posted a comic a couple days ago and the take away was SUPPOSED to be how weird it is that chil can smell periods like a dog but everyone responded talking about how wholesome it was so i’ve been forced to take matters into my own hands. this is the takeaway. take it.
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shrub-rose · 23 days ago
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cannibal-stag · 9 months ago
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“i don’t get hannibal lecter” it’s about being the worst person in the world and yet someone still loves you despite it and it’s about convincing yourself you’re fine living your life alone and never truly connecting with anyone until someone comes along and you realize you could never live without them now and it’s about caring about someone so deeply that all you want now is for them to truly see you and it’s about how your devotion is so crushing and deep that you’d go to lengths of even self-destruction just to keep them around so you can keep loving them. “but he’s a cannibal” lol yeah
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wolfythewitch · 7 months ago
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He’s ready for the apocalypse
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shift-shaping · 2 months ago
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I know he wants to look cool and sinister now but if Solas met the rhyming tree in Origins he would rhyme right back at it. You know he would. He would get really into it.
Edit: cannot stress enough that this post, and this blog, is solas positive. if you hate him idk what to tell you i think you might be bad at the video game
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