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i don't think he clicked through
#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo#i hope u can all accept me for what i am#gravity falls#grunkle stan#dipper pines#mabel pines#art#ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke#warito#warito in gravity falls
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Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
#museum archives#actually irl i get double time in college but it's less embarrassing for the joke to be just time and a half instead#saw#saw 2004#saw franchise
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw#kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma#kinda presumptuous and weird#sometimes older people are just hot#it speaks!
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Keeping the future fixed [original post here]
#sth#sth fanart#sonic fanart#silver the hedgehog#my comic#my art#doodles#had this as a wip for a while and finally got around to making it a comic#subtly hints the future will be bad by adding a girdled root on on of the trees. for funsies (half joking)#i should make a tumblr post redraw tag if this is going to keep being a thing
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Damian *sob*: My girl is too dumb for Valentine’s Day.
#anya forger#damian desmond#damianya#spy x family#fortist166#My boy sure has it rough#He loves her anyway#And Anya is half-joking here cz she wants to see him flabbergasted
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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks
So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.
He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.
He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.
One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.
"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Fae Rules#Danny is a Fae#Or to be make accurate the Fae is just another name for Realms Ghosts#Danny doesn't know this because he was separated from the Portal before he could learn about it#Danny has unintentionally stolen half of Gotham#He is now a Fae Lord by default#Not that he knows that#Half of the Batfam belongs to him#They all love his coffee#Tim has Joked that he would sell his soul for a cup of his Coffee#Now he Technically Has...
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Fandom will continue to suck until we can get large numbers of gay men intensely and passionately invested in femslash. Only then will the scene become bearable and good.
#half joking. i was just thinking about how 'lesbian who is into yaoi'' is a widely recognized phenomenon but the opposite isnt#surely something can be done about this. i want to see the gay guy fanyuri.
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#house Md#gregory house#hugh laurie#I think about this ‘bout once a day#at first I thought his expression in the first image was like Mary in a pieta but actually it’s nearly identical to the faces of the women#in the Last Day of Pompeii by Bryullov like no joke#edit: oughta Pat myself on the back. fooled half of ya apparently
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hoard - part 2 (full comic on patreon)
#lovingly renders chest hair and tired men kissing#its for the plot i promise (only half joking)#simon ghost riley#captain john price#ghostprice#monster 141 au#giragi art
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saw a guy at uni today wearing this hoodie. i couldnt see the text on the back but i could see there was definitely text and images THERE. i can only conclude that this guy was genuinely walking around campus wearing meth instructions
#half joking because i dont think you could fit a meth recipe on a hoodie and you probably wouldnt be allowed to sell that#but i can dream okay okay#damiel bullshit hours#dami's art#doodles
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click for better quality. new reblog game, tell prev which rat they are to you
#doodle#tf2#tf2 pyro#medic tf2#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#tf2 engineer#tf2 fanart#rats#rats (x2)#were the rats#reblog game#slash half joking
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i posted a comic a couple days ago and the take away was SUPPOSED to be how weird it is that chil can smell periods like a dog but everyone responded talking about how wholesome it was so i’ve been forced to take matters into my own hands. this is the takeaway. take it.
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#/j#am I really joking though. who knows.#I actually just sat and flailed on my bed and screamed for half an hour I'm unwell#I Hate My Chemical Romance#I have to dissappear forever now that is the only solution#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#mikey way#frank iero#ray toro#the black parade#when we were young fest#when we were young 2024
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“i don’t get hannibal lecter” it’s about being the worst person in the world and yet someone still loves you despite it and it’s about convincing yourself you’re fine living your life alone and never truly connecting with anyone until someone comes along and you realize you could never live without them now and it’s about caring about someone so deeply that all you want now is for them to truly see you and it’s about how your devotion is so crushing and deep that you’d go to lengths of even self-destruction just to keep them around so you can keep loving them. “but he’s a cannibal” lol yeah
#‘what do you do in your free time’ project on that old man#i mean this in the most casual chill unserious half-joking way possible. why is he kinda lowkey me#fable’s stuff#txt#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc
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He’s ready for the apocalypse
#I’m only half joking you know how tempted I am to make this his apocalypse fit it’d be so funny#art#sketch#tma#the magnus archives#Jonathan sims
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I know he wants to look cool and sinister now but if Solas met the rhyming tree in Origins he would rhyme right back at it. You know he would. He would get really into it.
Edit: cannot stress enough that this post, and this blog, is solas positive. if you hate him idk what to tell you i think you might be bad at the video game
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