#that wouldve been......delicious.
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gonna be real with you guys, i've been doing a lot of thinking lately and i just...........
we should've had the option to make sam totally snap in-game. just absolutely, totally snap.
i think it would've made all that stiff smiling in her police interview 1000000x better/worse, and god help me, the parallels to josh would've been delectable.
#queenie rambles about supermassive#the problem with being too sick/not having time to write is that all the brainrot gathers up and pools#and if i dont get it out it curdles#the curDLING HAS COMMENCED AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS ANGRY SAM ANGRY SAM ANGRY SAM#i just feel like.........if the light switch had been handled differently.....and she had KNOWN no one else could get out......#that wouldve been......delicious.#idk. angry sam. send tweet.
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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tua s4 was bad but five’s last hurrah and final bitch move being a cheating arc with his brother’s wife is… objectively very funny. hilarious even. yes it’s such a lukewarm final season but it still served cunt somehow? it’s also just extremely funny that the two people who said they’re not fit for domestic bliss and retirement are living a pinterest cottagecore life.. TOGETHER
#the strawberry greenhouse? the homemade bracelet? cableknit sweater and a sundress?#five and lila wouldve put nara smith out of business on alternate timeline tiktok#i feel like people would appreciate it more if they embraced the sheer absurdity of it#idk about you but i was very much entertained and the drama would’ve been more delicious if tua had more seasons to flesh it out#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#lila pitts#fivelila#fivela
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"I was wondering... just how close do we get."
"Let's just say there are some barriers we never cross."
That wasn't the answer she wanted him to give.
And it wasn't the answer he wanted to give her.
This is INSANE.
#star trek voyager#janeway x chakotay#theyre so insanley attracted to each other it surpasses space and time#that wouldve been the golden opportunity for them to kiss without it meaning anything#cause chakotay wouldve never been able to tell his kathryn#i swear i thought theyd kiss on like three seperate occasions#please someone tell me theres fanfic out there#like 5 times the show almost made them kiss so i made them kiss for real?#dont get me wrong i love that they never do it makes it even more delicious but i love to indulge in fanfic#ALSO WHY NOT HAVE THEM KISS IN A TIME ANOMALY ONLY ONE OF THEM WILL REMEMBER (i know why) BUT WHY#It's Jane Austin level of devotion and denial and self sacrifice. It's 7 season blueballing. I love it.#07x11
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Better Call Saul should've had a scene where Howard recites poetry. He's kind of Gale-coded if you squint (and IMO you don't really have to squint too much) so I would've loved to see him read something he cared about to maybe Jimmy or Chuck. It doesn't even have to be poetry, it could've been a treatise or novel or something, but it would/should have been about ethics or justice.
#i wouldve also liked to see him interact w Cliff more. idek why#would also like more scenes with Cheryl but the reading of poetry is strictly for weird coleague mentor-mentee relationships#but yeah a scene where Howard recites something meaningful to Jimmy (maybe a legal or philosophical treatise he especially cares about)#would've been a delicious parallel to Gale's recitement of Whitman's poem to Walter#amen!#better call saul#breaking bad#howard hamlin#gale boetticher#i have so many thoughts about Howard and Gale and how they should have met. I'm normal about it i swear#hamlinposting#🍓🍊 brbabcs rambling
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the earth-shattering feminimism slay if bela had shown up in later seasons as a crossroads demon. i know we've discussed it but we're discussing it again.
#belabbadon#IT WOULDVE BEEN. SO INSANE. THEY WOULDVE FUCKED NASTY I KNOW THIS.#she and anael would've been interesting also come ON they're a crowstiel parallel. come ONNNNN#it would've been so sexy so slay so delicious.
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[drawing of Cure Sky from Hirogaru Sky Pretty Cure, a blue, pink, and white sky/wing themed magical girl. she is holding out her half cape and smiling at the camera]
Hop, step, jump!
#hirogaru sky precure#precure#pretty cure#hirogaru sky pretty cure#hspc#cure sky#magical girl#im so excited to see wing and butterfly's transformations i looove their designs#i wasnt as into skys but seeing it in action its really grown on me#like i already liked it but its high in my precure rankings#the delicious party designs... were a bit busy for my tastes#they wouldve been greatly improved with a clearer silhouette tho#which is why prism is my least favorite of the hirosky ones weve seen#too much hair#anyway sky is like. lowkey clowncore and i love it#2023#digital art
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im sorry my brain is still rotting. WTF WAS THISSSS
#ew#phil looks so good#but ew overall#i cant ttop thinking abt this its been ten hours#everyones already over it#but phiddies#why would they get naked#why#they couldve done an onlyphans joke without the nakedness#it wouldve still been funny#it wouldve been arguably more funny#why the naked#but also phil looks delicois#delicious#anyway im jjst#shit by me
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here to once again complain about ft and just the. existence of irene & being the mother of erza, which subsequently didn't matter at all after that arc ended. im scratching my head still at the prospect of giving erza an on-page mother, especially so late in the story with no build up outside the arc. idk if im making this up but i remember reading that it wasn't intentional at first, but irene ended up looking so much like erza that it was implemented in the story. i think thats dumb and stupid and boring and dumb!! fair warning that i barely acknowledge irene and erza's familial relation, any development is going be heavily canon-divergent & full of my own tweaks in regards to irene and her story..
#ooc.#ummm yeah and also irene sticking around in wendy was weird too its just ??? like why.#did anything even prove to be important about that outside of a “power upgrade” that couldve been accomplished another way#genuine question btw bc i dont even read 100yq and the last arcs of the main story are fuzzy#and this is coming from ME BTW??? I LOOOVE FAMILIAL ANGST & TENSION. opposing sides wouldve been SO delicious. but in the#end she ended up just??? confessing she's always loved her daughter and could never kill her--would rather DIE than do kill her#seemed so weird bc she was sooo cruel before the fight. literally 0 empathy in that noggin. and GOOD FOR HER!#idk that fight wouldve been better imo if it was these two ppl who felt so righteous & strong in their beliefs that they moved past being#related to each other. which erza did i think?? bc that person may have birthed her but she was never her mother or family.#that doesnt even work tho bc the only person who rlly Felt that familial connection was irene. they were literally strangers theres barely#a unique tension that it brings. it was just like any other fight..#erza had already found that family somewhere else. blood ties mean little to erza tbqh! and that holds strong with her past??#why couldnt irene match her freak.#also to have irene be THE creator of dragon slayer AND be a literaly dragon for 400(?) YEARS#AND THAT DOES NOTHING TO ERZA??? HELLOOOO#GIVE THAT BITCH HORNS OR SOMETHING GODDD#SO STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
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assorted dunmeshis‼️‼️💥
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#chilchuck you are so funny to me ily#AND FALIN ?? IDK her clothes r so pretty(+so is she)#her robe is such a pretty colour i love it#wouldve drawn chimera falin however im like. the opposite of laios#yk how he drew falin as like. detailed bird shitty person. im the opposite#dont ask me to draw bird unless its been cooked#speaking of cooking. that meal in the corner is probably one of my favourite in the series overall#treasure bug crackers are also up there(do they count as a meal?? or a snack)#i would LOVE to eat treasure bugs are you shitting me that seems amazing#anyways like many other dunmeshi fans i now have a senshi in the mind reminding me to eat and encouraging me to cook more#ALSO. okay so i knew chilchuck was like what. 3'7“? however i dont live in the united states of freedom so feet n inches mean nothing to me#BUT THATS LIKE. 110CM#HES LIKE. ONE OF MY ARMS AND A HALF TALL#HES SO SMALL I LITERALLY STOOD UP AND MARKED OUT A LINE ON MY WALL AT 110 CM JUST TO SEE#AND IM LOOKING STRAIGHT FUCKING DOWN#IM NOT EVEN LIKE MASSIVELY TALL IM 168CM BUT LIKE#its so bad literally how do any of the (VERY TALL??) members of the party look at him properly#hes so fucking funny hes divorced hes a girldad#perfect character we stan a short king#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi fanart#falin touden#laios touden#senshi dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#marcille donato#apple fuckin doodles#i love this show/manga/series/whtv so much thank you ryoko kui
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controversial take but when i was watching young royals season 3 i was actually lowkey rooting for wille and simon to not end up getting back together
#not bc i'm a hater or anything let me be clear#like i'm not upset that they did but i was really enjoying it when it seemed like they wouldn't#like if the show had just ended like halfway through the last episode i would've loved that#i would've eaten that shit up i love a good bittersweet ending#especially with simon's song??? it wouldve been Delicious if it just ended right there#i'm well aware that i'm insane for this but i just think there's something so beautiful about a relationship that's not forever#like one that was meant to learn and grow from; something that was so good for the time that it lasted but ultimately not meant to last#genuinely one of my favorite tropes and yr was set up so well for this. but oh well#them ending up happy and in love is all good too#young royals#wille young royals#simon eriksson#young royals season 3
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But for real why did they only include 127's most popular song. like the other units shouldve also followed the order of older song, most popular song, more recent release. By other units i mean wayv. dream can live or die idc
#glad they didnt do candy tho. not even their song#even hot sauce wouldve been at least funny#i think wayv shouldve been take off love talk and phantom#i wouldve wanted kick back but kun's remix and the new dance break is sooooo delicious. they should take dreams time &do kick back rock ver#wayv#sidney talks shit#nct nation
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"friends of lava" new lgbtq+ euphemism
#not art#fhjy spoilers#half the battle thru I am Enamored with how much porter's people do Not have Any affection for each others#in a sense that so couldve been what the bad kids wouldve ended up as! they did not set out to be friends#people forced together by circumstances. but they were like no lets develop some mutual fondness about this#also learning that kipperlilly willingly did the ritual..... oh the stonecold killer!! the girlbossitude!!!#none of them were ever her friends... her one friend did not return. its delicious!!#very specifically mirroring riz loving this game so much. loving to be in this world with his friends so much that he'd take on#any amount of burden just to keep this. kipperlilly wants to win the game without playing. she doesnt like playing the game!!#she doesn't want to go Into the game with her friend. she wants her friend to pull away from the game with her#and like I dont love the idea of hardship as a measurement of ur commitment to the game (see: previous posts)#but wanting to be good at the game without playing the game.... youve chosen a lonely margin to put urself in babygirl#youre no friend of lava thats for sure!
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I am So Normal about leaving my cat for college (<- actively sobbing)
#I JUST LOVE HER SO SO MUCH#AND I WOULDVE JUST REGESTERED HER AS THE ESA INSTEAD OF ADOPTING JIJI BUT SHE HATES SMALL PLACES#I COULDNT PUT HER IN A NINE BY FOURTEEN CLOSET WITHOUT FEELING HORRIBLE#BUT I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH AND MY CHEST HURTS AND ITS HITTING DOFFERENT THIS YEAR CAUSE I AM BRINGING A CAT BUT ITS NOT MY BABY DAISY MAY#AND I LOVE JIJI TOO BUT. I WANNA BRING BOTH OF THEM#and yea a lot of this is because I’ve been up since 5 am and now it’s 7 pm and I’ve all I’ve had are a bang and a cup of fruit#of which was fucking DELICIOUS by the way everyone should try chamoy on pineapple Twas AMAZING#but at the same time it’s been like 20 minutes and I miss her so much#shoutout to my mom for letting me ramble about Anything while trying not to cry#I am crying again but like rip it happens#I miss Daisy#why does college have to be like this
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the loss is real but there's still love left behind
#it wouldve been me and iggys anniversary today#my heart cant ever unbreak#but my friend paige brought me roses and walked with me in the park#and then my friend clem made me a delicious dinner and made me laugh#and it all exists at once
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Fucking you raw??!!!
Synopsis: It's his first time fucking and you are letting him go raw?????!!! Oh boy.
Warnings: Everything you might imagine.
Is he dreaming? This has got to be a dream.
He blinks. Hard. To his disbelief, the site below him remains unchanged.
He gazes, awestruck by the vulnerability and arousal mirrored in your eyes. The soft, ambient light above casts a gentle glow on your skin, accentuating its smoothness and the delicate curve of your shoulders and highlighting the gentle slope of your breasts. Your nipples glisten, probably from his spit when you practically had to coax him off them.
"Are you ok baby?" Your voice comes out almost as a whisper, sultry and smooth. He watches your lips form the words, how your mouth glistens from the spit of his messy kisses, and how your tongue darts out to wet it.
He thickly gulps and nods. No, he would not lose composure, not now when he has been fantasizing this moment for months. With unbreaking focus, he presses the tip of his dick against your tight hole.
Then, he sucks in a breath through his teeth and pushes in. Immediately his mind goes white, paper white. Fuck, he has to kneel over from how wet, warm and goddamn tight you feel. The sensation is electric, like tiny sparks dancing along his nerves, igniting every inch they touch. It's a delicious contrast of heat and moisture, sending waves of tingling delight that radiate from dick finger to the rest of his body. He can't believe this is happening, he can't believe he is fucking the girl of his dreams raw. Your a god damn angel for letting him do this he is sure of it.
He has to remain still inside your heat for a few seconds and thank god you let him, or else he is sure he wouldve cum ropes into you there and then.
"Im gonna move now baby," He throws his head back and groans "J-jesus you feel so good"
He's too immersed in his own pleasure to realize that you are also being thrown in the abyss of utter euphoria. Letting him go raw was the absolute best fucking decision you have ever made. His dick filled you to the brim, stretching you perfectly. His thrusts were slow at first, testing the waters to see how much you could take, how much he could take. It was dizzying, the grith of his dick digging itself against your g-spot, the euphoria of him fitting snuggly against walls with every thrust. The friction is incredible and it made pain quickly turn into pleasure.
"F-faster" You manage to croak out and he lets out a whine at your words. Jesus, you don't need to tell him twice.
He reels his hips back just enough so his fat tip barely leaves your warm cunny, the anticipation building as you brace yourself. In an instant, he slams them forward, hard and fast right into your cervix, driving into you with a force that leaves you gasping for air. The bed creaks beneath you both, each powerful thrust sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body. His movements are relentless, each one more intense than the last, the friction of his dick scraping against your walls making your toes curl.
"Love you, love you so much" he babbles. He's far too gone, a primal need for you has settled in him and his brain is on auto pilot. All he can think about is how good your pussy feels wrapped around him and how pretty you look right now. The sensation of your body moving in unison drives him wild, his grip on you tightening as he loses himself in the overwhelming ecstasy. His low groans and murmured praises only heighten the intensity, making each moment more electrifying than the last.
"So good s-so good" your words are strung out on your lips from how good he is fucking you. Every thrust ignites a fire within you, the sensations so intense you can hardly think. Your senses are overwhelmed by the feeling of him deep inside you, the rhythm of his movements perfectly attuned to your own mounting desire. You moan in ecstasy, the sound mingling with his groans, as each powerful thrust pushes you closer to the edge. The pleasure is all-consuming, making your body tremble with each delicious impact, every moment more euphoric than the last.
As he continues, you can sense his building intensity, his breaths turning into ragged gasps. His eyes flutter shut, and you feel the shudder of pleasure running through him with each thrust like electricity. His grip on you tightens, and his pace quickens, driven by a primal need. Every thrust brings him closer to the peak, his mind beginning to blur with overwhelming sensation. You can see the tension in his muscles, his abs tightening with the strain of holding back.
"Shit shit shit" he gasps, bending over so his lips are against your ear. "Im gonna cum baby, im gonna cum in you fuuuuuu-"
Then, with a final, powerful thrust, his mind goes blank, and a surge of pure ecstasy washes over him. His body tenses, abs hardening as he reaches the peak of his euphoria. He groans deeply, lost in the moment of ultimate pleasure, every muscle in his body taut with the intensity of his climax. The sensation is overwhelming, leaving him trembling as the waves of pleasure gradually subside.
You gasp at the feeling of hot ropes of cum filling you up. Theres so much of it it spills out of you and onto the bedsheets below. Your body trembles in response, your breaths coming in ragged gasps. Sensing your rising climax, he leans down, his lips brushing against your neck, leaving a trail of soft, peppered kisses.
His voice, husky with desire, whispers in your ear, "Let it go, baby. Let it go."
His words, combined with the gentle touch of his lips, send shivers down your spine. He slows his thrusts, his dick still painfully hard, moving with a deliberate, tantalizing rhythm that drives you wild. The pleasure builds to an unbearable peak, your entire body tensing as you approach the edge. His soothing words and tender kisses coax you further, until finally, you let go.
A wave of intense pleasure crashes over you, your body arching in response. The world blurs as you reach the peak of your euphoria, every nerve ending alive with sensation. His slow, deliberate thrusts and murmured encouragement keep you riding the wave of ecstasy, your mind lost in the overwhelming bliss. You cry out, the release so powerful it leaves you trembling, completely consumed by the moment.
Your left gasping for air and just when your about to roll over and take a breath, he grabs the underside of your legs and presses them against your chest.
"So sorry baby, I need more. Please let me have more."
GOJO, GETO, Toji, YUUJI, YUUTA, KENMA, OIKAWA, BOKUTO, EREN, SHIGARAKI, SANEMI
#jjk smut#gojo x reader#geto x reader#gojo smut#geto smut#yuji smut#yuuta smut#kenma x reader#kenma smut#toji smut#oikawa x reader#oikawa smut#eren x reader#eren smut#shigaraki smut#sanemi x reader#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu smut#mha x reader#mha smut#bokuto x reader
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