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#that will turn a $10 shirt into a $50-75 shirt and i have $30
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I am going to throw my phone against the wall
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airaibunny · 9 months
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MISC SMUT PROMPTS
1. “no underwear? did you plan this?”
2. “are you just going to watch?”
3. “but the cameras” - “they can’t see us from this angle, if you can stay still”
4. “you’re such a needy girl”
5. “you just keep doing what you’re doing”
6. “you’re fucking soaked”
7. “you make me so wet”
8. “can i ask you for something?”
9. “please don’t think i’m weird for this…”
10. “does that turn you on?”
11. “i need your fingers”
12. “say/do it like you mean it”
13. “scream my name while you cum”
14. “call me mommy”
15. “touch yourself, i want to watch”
16. “on your knees”
17. “turn around”
18. “bend over”
19. “spread your legs”
20. “open wider”
21. “sit on my thigh/face/etc”
22. “lift your leg”
23. “i’m bored, let’s play”
24. “i can see you staring at my tits/thigh/ass”
25. “harder”
26. “it’s my turn now”
27. “i didn’t mean to call you that, i’m sorry” - “no! don’t apologize, i liked it…”
28. “spank me”
29. “choke me”
30. “bite me”
31. “you can practice on me”
32. “this is a one time thing”
33. “i thought you said it was a one time thing?”
34. “we can’t do this”
35. “i ordered us something”
36. “that looks too big”
37. “you bought a vibrator?”
38. “sit here”
39. “while standing?”
40. “give me your hand”
41. “i’m/it’s all over your chin”
42. “do you think about me when you touch yourself?”
43. “why are you being so shy? it’s not like i haven’t already seen all of you”
44. “you’re so spoiled”
45. “can we use a toy?”
46. “can i use a toy on you?”
47. “just like that”
48. “nobody can know about this, okay?”
49. “how are you so close already?”
50. “i can see how wet you are through your shorts”
51. “can you be quick?”
52. “please, i’ll finish fast”
53. “use your mouth”
54. “why do you get so shy when i use that word?”
55. “where do you want me to touch you?” - “down there…” - “you have to say the word”
56. “on the counter/table/etc?”
57. “have you seen the things the the fans write about you and *other member*?”
58. “pull my hair”
59. “open your mouth”
60. “you’re such a messy girl”
61. “take off your underwear” - “but, there’s other people here” - “they won’t see you, there’s an entire table here”
62. “open your eyes”
63. “look at me while you cum”
64. “do you want me to use my fingers/mouth?”
65. “do you want to join me?”
66. “how bad do you want it?”
67. “it’s too late for this” - “you don’t have to do anything, just stay laying down”
68. “can you stay quiet if i take this call?”
69. “we could get kicked out for this”
70. “don’t make me say it, you know what i want”
71. “you’re so annoying” - “would i still be annoying eating you out?”
72. “put your leg over my shoulder”
73. “there’s no one else here, be louder”
74. “i’m going to fuck you against the windows, i want everyone to see how good you are for me”
75. “stop being gentle”
76. “you can’t leave marks”
77. “we are not doing this standing, there’s a bed right there”
78. “do you like it when i spank you?”
79. “use my thigh”
80. “if you hate me so much, why are you letting me do this?”
81. “you’re really telling me to stop while both of your hands are in my shirt?”
82. “i still hate you”
83. “this is just sex, no strings”
84. “fuck you” - “well, that’s what we’re doing isn’t it?”
85. "you can take it like a good girl, right?"
86. “that was a nice way to wake up"
87. “why don't you make it up to me?"
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defjux · 2 years
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100 of my favorite Hip Hop Albums of 2022 Might be excessive but there was simply just a ton of music this year that I enjoyed and found myself going back to, and I believe each of them is worth checking out.  Each of the album titles here also links to either a bandcamp page or stream where you can listen to the project. Hopefully you’ll at least find one new album that you enjoy here, and as always feel free to reply with what you enjoyed and connected with the most this year. I’d love to know, and any other recommendations are definitely appreciated. This was an incredible year for new releases, not just for hip hop but for music in general which is why i’ll be posting another top 100 list for all of the non hip hop stuff I enjoyed from this year, hopefully in the next few days.  Peace. Chart w/ titles included 2022 Hip Hop Spotify Playlist 1. Billy Woods & Preservation - Aethiopes 2. Avantdale Bowling Club - TREES 3. Cities Aviv - Working Title For The Album Secret Waters 4. MIKE - Beware of the Monkey 5. ELUCID - I Told Bessie 6. AKAI SOLO - Spirit Roaming 7. Teddy Faley - Teddy Brown Brown 8. Defcee & BoatHouse - For All Debts Public and Private [IMPORT EDITION] 9. Ka - Woeful Studies / Languish Arts 10. J.I.D - The Forever Story 11. Open Mike Eagle - Component System with the Auto Reverse 12. billy woods x Messiah Musik - Church 13. Danger Mouse & Black Thought - Cheat Codes 14. ShrapKnel - Metal Lung 15. SolarFive & Iceberg Theory - Momento Mori 16. Moor Mother - Jazz Codes 17. Serengeti & Child Actor - Ajai 2 18. Infinity Knives & Brian Ennals - King Cobra 19. Joshua Virtue - RAMA 20. Zilla Rocca & andrew - Don't Wait For Me to Leave 21. Fly Anakin - Frank 22. Cities Aviv - MAN PLAYS THE HORN 23. KILLVONGARD - I Think I've Lost It. 24. R.A.P. Ferreira - 5 to the Eye with Stars 25. Illogic - The Transition 26. Quelle Chris - DEATHFAME 27. Bloodmoney Perez - Curses 28. Fatboi Sharif & Noface - Preaching In Havana 29. Ockham's Blazer - Ockham's Blazer 30. Little Simz - NO THANK YOU 31. Theravada - Strange Voice 32. amani & robalu - I'll Be Right Black 33. Jam Baxter – Fetch The Poison 34. OKnice - Have You Tried Being Happy? 35. Davis & Foule Monk - Plum Whisky
36. Noveliss - Vagabond 37. SHIRT & Jack Splash - I Turned Myself Into Myself 38. Moses Rockwell - Until You Run out of Cake 39. Ja'king the Divine - 手术: BLACK SUN TZU 40. Archibald SLIM - Worldly Ways 41. NNAMDÏ - Please Have A Seat 42. YUNGMORPHEUS & Theravada - Up Against the Wall; a Degree of Lunacy 43. Roc Marciano & The Alchemist - The Elephant Man's Bones 44. Nas - King's Disease III 45. Lord Kayso - MOOR CHORES 46. Ace Cannons & MIGHTYHEALTHY - Mightycannons 47. Rich Jones & Iceberg Theory - Smoke Detector 48. Lukah - Raw Extractions 49. Nicholas Craven & Boldy James - Fair Exchange No Robbery 50. Ghais Guevara - There Will Be No Super-Slave 51. Lupe Fiasco - DRILL MUSIC IN ZION 52. Milc & Televangel - Neutral Milc Motel 53. ILL Conscious x Mute Won - Acres of Diamonds 54. L'Orange & Solemn Brigham - Marlowe 3 55. $ilkMoney - I Don't Give a Fuck About This Rap Shit 56. Teller Bank$ & Ed Glorious - The I & I 57. Wiki & Subjxct 5 - Cold Cuts 58. Love, Ulysses - 61​,​265​,​147 59. Vic Spencer & August Fanon - Psychological Cheat Sheet 3 60. Stik Figa x August Fanon - Heresy 61. Raz Fresco & Nicholas Craven - Boulangerie 62. QThree - U Be Ight 63. Wrecking Crew - Sedale Threat 64. eLZhi & Georgia Anne Muldrow - Zhigeist 65. Apollo Brown & Philmore Greene - Cost of Living 66. miles cooke - i used to feel things 67. Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire - I Love Y.O.U cuz Y.O.U Ugly Vol.1 68. demahjiae - Angels Wear Black 69. AJ Suede & Televangel - Metatron's Cube 70. Sacco & Vanzetti - It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You 71. Mavi - Laughing so Hard, it Hurts 72. Rhys Langston - Grapefruit Radio 73. Steel Tipped Dove & Aloe Vera - Days Pass Strange 74. PENPALS - Dimensions of Dialogue 75. Malachi. Whitman - Happy Place 76. Denzel Curry - Melt My Eyez See Your Future (Extended) 77. Lungs/LoneSword, Phiik & Cise Greeny - Where Are The Bugs!? 78. Pink Siifu & Real Bad Man - Real Bad Flights 79. Andrew - The Rain Knows What It's Doing 80. Mattic & Parental - Down In The Rabbit Hole 81. Boldy James & Futurewave - Mr. Ten08 82. Ransom & V Don - Chaos Is My Ladder 83. Torito & Small Professor - Soiled 84. Jermiside & The Expert - The Overview Effect 85. big kahuna og & graymatter - METAL GEAR SOLID 86. Duncecap & Hajino - Go Climb A Tree 87. Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! 88. Deca - Smoking Gun 89. Freddie Gibbs - Soul Sold Separately 90. Mickey Diamond & Big Ghost Ltd - Gucci Ghost 91. Rome Streetz - KISS THE RING 92. Redveil - learn 2 swim 93. Daniel Son - The Bush Doctor 94. Dälek - Precipice 95. Jesse the Tree - Pigeon Man 96. Jason Griff - Fireside Chats 2 97. Benny the Butcher - Tana Talk 4 98. Killah Priest - Mother 99. Lord jaH-Monte Ogbon & Sadhugold - The Black Möbius 100. Kipp Stone - Room 109
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bratshaws · 2 years
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goodness gracious 91. brb x oc
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a/n: uwu
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pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: fluff, FLUFF THESE TWO ARE TOO CUTE FOR ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
chapters:
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She’s still looking at her ring on the bed, with a side lamp making it easier to see the little details of the gems on it, the tiny intricate lines on the white gold. It was like an elvish ring almost, it was so…delicate and beautiful. 
After a much needed bath - and a second round because Bradley obviously wasn’t done - she changed into one of his many t-shirts that she’s been using as pajamas since he left and was now on their bed, waiting for him to return from downstairs. She looks up at the door when she hears his footsteps getting closer, a soft smile spreading over her lips when she sees him fixing his gray sweatpants “Did you enjoy your cake?”
“Yes,” she convinced him to at least grab a slide before they went to bed, just to celebrate his birthday. He chose to get a small one since he was tired and didn’t want a heavy stomach before sleeping.  “It was delicious, thank you baby.”
“You are welcome.” she smiles, giggling and cupping his face when he crawls on top of her, his tall form making Beatrice fall back down onto the bed while still holding his neck. When they break the kiss, Beatrice has the biggest smile on her face, “I’m still digesting you wanting to marry me.” she brings back her hand, turning it back and forth for him to see.
Bradley supported his head on his hand, elbow digging on the pillow as he grinned at her, grabbing the hand with his free one and rubbing her ring finger with his thumb, “Is it so crazy to think about?”
“Well, no, because I know you.” she laughs, her smile faltering a bit, “But I never really thought I’d get married.” the words hold so much weight he feels it pressuring his chest “Of course I wanted to and I was going to bring it up with you but…I…you know? Sometimes the voices that make no sense get louder in my head.”
Rooster’s whisky colored eyes dropped back to the ring only to return to her own, rubbing the length of her finger as she chewed her lower lip, “You are worth it.” Beatrice’s eyes snap up to his in surprise, “You know that, right? You are worth everything.” he sees the green irises swimming with tears, her smile returning albeit a bit weaker “And I mean it when I say I can’t see my life without you, because I can’t. You are everything I’ve ever wanted.” that earned a sniffle and one single tear sliding down the side of her face and dropping to the pillow. “Baby…”
“I know, I’m sorry, I’m not-” she sniffles again while wiping her eye with her shoulder, “I’m not saying I don’t believe you, Brad. I do and I am so happy. I am extremely happy. I just have these thoughts sometimes that fuck me up and then to think that,” she looks down at her ring with a bigger smile, “To think that I am actually going to marry you is…is really…really crazy but in a good way.”
The pilot’s smile turns soft, the hand holding her finger lets go of it so he could caress the side of her face, “I think that sums up our relationship quite well. Crazy but in a good way.” both laugh, with Beatrice snuggling closer to him and hugging his waist, her cheek on his bicep and his lips touching her scalp.
“You know something I still can’t wrap my head around?” he hums in question, running his finger through her brown tresses, “How you managed to keep Shells quiet about the proposal. She can’t hold stuff like this back.”
Bradley chuckles against her hair, his shoulder shaking before he speaks, “It took…a while. It was mainly Penny and Mav who knew, she didn’t even tell Amelia about it. Shells only learned about the proposal literally a few hours ago and Penny had to scold her to keep quiet. She agreed as long as she was the one to message you to come.”
To imagine her best friend, who wasn’t one that kept secrets too well, hearing that Beatrice was going to get proposed and wouldn’t be able to say anything about it was hilarious. She could imagine Shells just fidgeting and vibrating, then talking to her aunt a hundred miles per minute - probably crying too - and Penny having to hold her and tell her to calm down. “Do you know who else was like that?” he asks and she tilts her head up at him, “Nix and Hangman, God. When they found out about it,it was insane. I told them on the way back and Phoenix was ready to cry…well, no, she did cry.”
“Aw, that’s sweet.” she smiles, “They are just happy and I really appreciate it…I hope this doesn’t give Jake any ideas, Evelyn would just end him.”
“Evelyn doesn’t want to get married?”
“No, she does, but like…” she thinks her words for a bit, “She wants more time, together, you know?They’ve been in a relationship for…seven months? To Ev there’s still a long time to think about things, especially marriage and moving in together and such.” Considering the two of them moved in together at seven months it was a complete opposite type of thinking, “Plus, I think she’d appreciate not having to worry about that now when she’s so focused on her career.”
“Makes sense.” he replies after she’s done explaining, “Honestly it took me so long to finally admit I wanted to marry you and I wasn’t just being crazy and speeding things up.” Beatrice’s head is still on his bicep, her cheeks flexing when she smiled, “I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable, but I guess I just knew and I had to risk it.”
“I felt the same way about bringing it up with you.” she says, with her eyes avoiding his for a second, “Are you glad you risked though?”
“Are you?” Beatrice bites her lower lip and smiles, nodding at him “I told you were worth it and you are worth it, baby.” his eyes were fighting to stay open, the fatigue from everything finally catching up to him and Beatrice just watched his head slowly drop onto the pillow with the serene smile on his face, “Sorry,I’m tired…”
“It’s okay, it was a long day.” she says, running the back of her fingers on his jawline repeatedly, the movement making the sleep arrive sooner than either thought. Bradley finally let his eyelids slip shut, sighing quietly, his smile only faltering when sleep took over him. Beatrice watched his breathing get even and his chest move rhythmically, kissing the bridge of his nose and nuzzling his neck, all the while still looking at the engagement ring.
She was engaged. 
Her eyes hurt, she didn’t want to cry but she couldn’t help the other tears that made their way down her face onto his skin. Thankfully it wasn’t enough to wake him up, because she didn’t want him to worry about her.
She was fine, she was happy, she was over the moon. 
If someone told her that a year ago she’d be dating Brad, then he’d ask her to marry him she’d never believe it. Her smile widened, feeling his arms wrap around her waist and tug her closer to himself as her own hands stayed tucked between their chests and her cheek was right on his collarbone, her long lashes touching the sun kissed skin that always seemed warm no matter what. She didn’t know what to do next, no one ever had that written down she supposed, but she didn’t want to be in a hurry, she wanted to enjoy the engagement period - no matter how long it was - and she wanted to enjoy it with him.
Not that she’d complain if he wanted to marry this year. 
Beatrice’s cheeks warmed up, her own eyes slowly lowering until they finally closed and she fell asleep against him.
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The very next morning she made sure to leave him still asleep, he was so tired, to prepare them breakfast. It was going to be a great celebration!!...if Bradley let her leave the bed that is, his arms were still locked around her waist preventing her from getting up. She turned to look at him over her shoulder, his face still relaxed and his eyes closed, a little smile on his face however alerted her that he wasn’t asleep at all, “Brad,” she calls, her fiancé only tried to hold back his smile but she sees the corners twitch, “Brad,I need to make us breakfast and use the bathroom, you have to let me go.”
Bradley peeks one eye open, then drops it closed, “Mmmm,” his voice sounded so much deeper in the mornings, it was…really sexy to her, “Just a few more minutes, gorgeous.” he coos, bringing his face closer to the curve of her shoulder, “It’s a day after my birthday.” she gasps out a laugh, one that infects him enough to make him chuckle out in response.
“Oh, so that’s how it is huh?”
“Exactly how it is, gorgeous.’
They look at each other for a while, their smiles widening before Beatrice sighs dramatically, “Oh, fine,I think I can stay in bed for a few more minutes–” she yelps when he turns her over and makes her lie down on his chest, with his arms still wrapped around her waist to keep her steady. Beatrice gave him an unimpressed look but dropped her legs down his hips so her knees touched the mattress, “Brad.”
“What?” he asks, his hands sliding from her waist to her buttocks, where he could feel the red lace boyshorts and squeeze each cheek with his huge hands, “I just want to be in bed for a little while longer, that’s all baby.”
Beatrice laughs gently, crossing her arms over his chest to support her chin on top, “Did you sleep well?”
“I did,” he begins to say only to be interrupted by a yawn, blinking his eyes hard once his jaw closes, “I slept really nice, did you?”
“Yep.” she grins, using one of her hands to hold her head up, her hair fanning on her side and down his arm, “I had no dreams though, I think I was pretty tired.” the intonation of her words only makes the pilot laugh, letting go of her butt to run one of his hands through his hair, humming happily in response and keeping his hand behind his head once he was done. 
“Yeah, that can happen.” his fiancé rolls her eyes, this time telling him she had to at least use the bathroom, which he complied - with a pout - watching her disappear behind the ensuite bathroom’s door. Once he was alone, he finally gathered enough courage to sit up on the bed, rubbing his hands up and down his face to wake up, looking around the room for a while - smiling when he saw his uniform so nicely folded on the futon at the end of the bed - he stood to his feet.
He scratched the back of his head, making his way over to the bathroom when he hears the sound of water running after the toilet was flushed. As soon as he opens the door he sees that Beatrice is washing her hands, looking over at him with a confused smile, “Hey, everything okay?”
He doesn’t reply at first, leaning his back on the doorframe and crossing his arms over his chest while tilting his head, “I just missed you.” he says sweetly, which was more than enough to make Beatrice blush and laugh at him. “And I also need to use the bathroom.”
“Ah, of course.” she giggles, drying her hands on the towel before stepping closer, “I’ll prepare our breakfast,” she whispers, placing her hands on his crossed arms and leaning up to kiss his lips, “It’ll be done in a few minutes.” she pulls back but his lips follow hers, trying to deepen it only for Beatrice to escape before he could.
Bradley tsks with a grin, “I’ll be down soon, gorgeous.” his eyes drop to the curve of a buttcheek barely covered by his shirt, following it’s bounce until Beatrice is out of the room. He breathes out a disbelieved sigh, chuckling to himself and choosing to finally do his morning routine before he lost his mind.
Beatrice was already downstairs, letting Jolene out to zoom all over the yard while she was busy preparing them breakfast. She didn’t know what to do, she wanted ti to be special after all she was just proposed and yesterday was his birthday.
So pancakes it was.
It seemed to be almost tradition how pancakes turned into their ‘celebratory breakfast’ ever since he cooked it for the first time. And not to mention, pancakes were his favorite, so why not do that for him since he came home after six months?
Beatrice wanted to make them perfect, because he deserved nothing less. And while she was busy preparing the batter, the glint of her engagement ring flashing every now and again because of the light coming from the outside, she wondered…where do people go from there? 
Yes, of course, the proposal is important but how do people organize a wedding? When her sisters got married she was really young and her brothers never talked about organizing anything. She could ask her mother, but that could grow from a wedding organization to a sudden baby shower she wasn’t prepared for. Movies and fiction rarely show you what to do either, was there a tutorial online? 
Was that stupid to think?
Should she talk to any of her sister? Should she take a picture of the ring?
“That batter will be amazing by the time you are done.”
His voice snaps her out of her reverie, looking back at the door frame where Bradley was, with his hands deep in his sweatpants pockets, nodding towards her still furiously mixing hand, “Oh.” she slows it down, watching the beige batter bubble up because of the constant mixing, “I didn’t even…notice.”
Bradley walks closer to her once she faces the sink again, hugging her from behind so he could watch her cook, “What’s got you thinking so much?”
“I…well…” she chews her lower lip for a bit, “What do you do after a proposal?”
The answer was such a deafening silence that neither of them could break. Rooster opened his mouth, then closed, then opened again, “...well…work on the wedding?” 
“I know but…what’s the first step?” he could see her anxiety climbing up already, “Should we wait to prepare it? Should we call someone? Work on the budget? Do you want to get married this year or–”
“Okay, okay, time to breathe,” he laughs, kissing her cheek, “First of: I want to get married this year if time allows it. We need to work on that, you know? Second: don’t worry about it, right now, I’m not in a hurry.”
“...okay. I don’t want to appear desperate.”
“Bea-”
“Because I’m not! I’m happy!I just want to know what we can do and if we should do it now-”
“Baby–”
“Because what if there’s a time we need to foll-” she stops when he cups her face with one hand, squeezing her cheeks and pressing a wet kiss on it, only letting go to kiss the curve of her jaw.
“You are so cute, but don’t worry too much, we can think about it together, okay?” she chews her lower lip but nods, “For now…you can relax, okay? Don’t get nervous about it….do you want to get married this ye-”
“Yes.” she cuts him quickly, her cheeks flushing red, “B-But no hurry! You are right, sorry I’ve never been proposed to before.” that sentence makes a snort break out of him, one of his eyebrows going up in question, “You know what I mean!”
“I’d be very upset if you were and had never told me.”
Beatrice just huffs, hitting his chest with the back of her hand, smiling because she couldn’t help it, “Nothing ever explains what you do after you are proposed, Brad. Movies just show the wedding happening, same as books.” she explains, pouring the batter down the heated pan, then plopping a few chunks of chocolate in it - not before Bradley grabs a big chunk for himself -  watching it with a small frown, “...do I sound dumb?”
“No, you sound like you have no clue and I’m on the same boat,” he says after chewing the chocolate piece, “We are both, literally, first timers with this thing. I don’t know if I ever told you but I never proposed to anyone before either.” that makes her laugh, her worried brows going back to normal, “But you know, we are going to manage it. There has to be some stuff to follow, some things to read online…but can I make a suggestion?”
“A suggestion? Sure.”
“What if our honeymoon is in Italy?” Beatrice stops what she’s doing to look back at him with her eyes wide, “I’ve never been there and it’s the land of your ancestors and you gave me that book for Christmas and I was interested.”
She had no words. She genuinely thought that…he’d want somewhere else, maybe Hawaii - hence his shirts - but to hear him say Italy definitely made her a bit emotional, “Oh…are you sure, Brad?”
“Yeah, hell yeah,it seems nice and Sicily looks great. We could have a little tour.” her eyes shone when he spoke, “I know that you know some areas, but we’d be tourists and I wouldn’t want you to be my guide everywhere you know?”
“Well, I could help you translate stuff at least.”
His smile widens, with his lips nearing her ear, “Grazie,amore.Sei così dolce.” if he wasn’t holding her against him he was sure she’d fall in surprise, because the look on her face when she heard him speak in Italian was hilarious and so cute, “Sei sorpresa?” 
“Yes!I am surprised! When did you– how did you?”
“Listen, sometimes all we had to do during the mission was read and there was an old Italian dictionary abandoned in there. I had five months to learn.” he smiles, “How’s my pronunciation?” the brunette stared at him with wide eyes, still digesting that her husband-to-be was speaking in Italian with enough fluency to be considered a natural. 
After a few seconds of stupefied silence, Beatrice turned her eyes to the pancakes, flipping them - in time because the brown was starting to get too dark on the corners - before she looked back at him, “It’s great.” she answered breathily, “You…so you know Italian now.” he nods. That means he probably now understands what she said that time in Virginia…or not, it’s been a while!It’s not like he remembers that.
Right?
“I do and let me tell you,” he brings his lips back to her ear, “It is a wonderful language to learn, perché ricordo quanto mi sento bene anche dentro di te.” Beatrice’s sharp inhale was so strong she almost choked on her spit, face flaming a violent shade of red, enough to make Rooster laugh against her, “It was still really hot.” She laughs awkwardly, trying to focus her attention back on the fluffy round treats, “Do you want me to make the coffee since you are so focused on making them perfect?”
“C-Could you?”
“Sì, naturalmente.” another squeak went past her lips as he stepped away, tapping her butt for good measure so he could open the cabinets where they kept the coffee. She thought him speaking Spanish was attractive, but Bradley speaking Italian? Illegal, absolutely illegal. That man was a constant harm to her heart but she couldn’t live without him. Not to mention how good he looked - she was getting distracted again.
The pancakes looked better, not a single one burned except for the ones from minutes before - and Brad was already holding her coffee mug so they could trade. Each of them held a mug with coffee and a plate of pancakes, but before he sat down, he walked closer to the backsplash she applied months back, smiling to himself, “This looks amazing,babe.”
“Yeah?’
“Yeah, it looks like it came with the house.” he smiles, turning on his heel to walk back to the table, sitting next to her, “You did really good.” 
“Thanks,Brad.” was her soft reply, sipping her coffee with a quiet hum, licking her lips once she was done, watching him eat the pancakes with a small smile on his face, looking like a boy who just got his favorite treat. Which wasn’t wrong, not really. She just leaned on her hand, watching him enjoy his breakfast with her heart warming up, “How is it?”
“It’s great.” he answers after swallowing it, his hand immediately dropping to the side when they hear Jolene making her way back and immediately sitting next to him. The pittie groaned happily, closing her eyes when Rooster scratched her behind the ears, managing to eat one handed so she wouldn’t lose the comfort of his touch “Missed you too little booger.”
“We can take her on a walk later, if you want.” Beatrice suggests, cutting the pancake with her fork, she had to admit that it was really good indeed. “You know she loves when you wrestle with her.” Bradley looks down at the pittie, who looks at him with so much love in her brown eyes he melts on the spot, kissing the top of her large head.
“I can do that.” amazingly Jolene didn’t act up when she heard the W word, probably too busy enjoying Bradley’s petting to notice anyway “Then I wanna try the pool. We never tried the pool.”
“Michael did,” she mutters with the mug to her lips, “Several times when he slept over.” many were the times when she woke up and saw her brother already floating on his back, sunglasses on and Donald Duck swim shorts on, giving his still waking sister a smile. 
“Did you swim on it too?”
She was about to say yes, but then she remembered that…she didn’t. She never once entered the pool and she didn’t know why. So when she told him about it, his smile turned into a smirk, “Well,” he laughs, sipping his coffee with those brown eyes still on her, “I know what we’ll do later.”
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90 Best Songs of 2022
My fave songs of 2022 in no particular order 1. Coco Jones - ICU
2. Carly Rae Jepsen ft. Rufus Wainwright - The Loneliest Time
3. Catie Turner - Step Mom
4. Meghan Trainor - Made You Look
5. Beyonce ft. Grace Jones & Tems - MOVE
6. Beyonce - THIQUE
7. Kim Petras - Treat Me Like A Slut
8. Megan Thee Stallion ft. Jhené Aiko - Consistency
9. Charli XCX - Constant Repeat
10. Lizzo - 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)
11. Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl
12. PinkPantheress - Boy's a liar
13. Summer Walker, SZA, & Cardi B - No Love (Extended Version)
14. Latto ft. 21 Savage - Wheelie
15. Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa - Sweetest Pie
16. Tate McRae - what would you do?
17. Ethel Cain - American Teenager
18. Rubi Rose - Single
19. Demi Lovato ft. YUNGBLUD - FREAK
20. Halsey - So Good
21. Weyes Blood - God Turn Me Into a Flower
22. Black Eyed Peas, J. Rey Soul - DOUBLE D'Z
23. Sunnitharapper – Thickkk
24. Talameshia ft. Beatking - Heat
25. Nicki Minaj ft. Skeng, Spice, Destra Garcia, Patrice Roberts, Lady Leshurr, Pamputtae, Dovey Magnum, Lisa Mercedez & London Hill - Likkle Miss (THE FINE NINE REMIX)
26. Ravyn Lenae ft. Doechii & Kaytranada- Xtasy (Remix)
27. Jazmin Bean ft. Lucy Loone - Carnage
28. Royal & The Serpent - IM NOT SORRY
29. Tove Lo - How Long
30. Mallrat ft. Azealia Banks - Surprise *FAVE SONG OF THE YEAR*
31. The Weeknd & Swedish House Mafia - Moth To A Flame
32. Cloudy June - Devil Is A Woman
33. Carly Rae Jepsen - Bends
34. Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked
35. Kim Petras - Throat Goat
36. Tay Money ft. Kali - Blow It
37. Saucy Santana ft. Latto - Booty
38. Holly Humberstone – I Would Die 4 U (Prince cover)
39. Benny Sings - Dancing In The Dark
40. Beyonce - PURE/HONEY
41. Grimes - Shinigami Eyes
42. Brooke Candy - Flip Phone
43. Diana Ross, Tame Impala - Turn Up The Sunshine
44. RAYE - Black Mascara
45. Carly Rae Jepsen - Talking To Yourself
46. Marissa - Favorite
47. Chlöe - Surprise
48. Dove Cameron - Girl Like Me
49. WeddingCake x Heidi Klum x Snoop Dogg - Chai Tea with Heidi
50. Tove Lo - Grapefruit
51. renforshort - Julian, king of manhattan
52. Taylor Swift - Vigilante Shit
53. Anna of the North - Nobody
54. Rihanna - Lift Me Up
55. Kimbra - Replay!
56. Lakeyah ft. Flo Milli - Maneuver
57. Erica Banks - Throw a Lil Mo (Do It)
58. Erica Banks ft. Bankroll Freddie– Nasty
59. Rubi Rose - Wifey
60. SZA - Shirt
61. Sukihana - Grinch
62. Charlotte Lawrence - Morning
63. Lah Pat ft. Big Jade - Rodeo
64. Lous and The Yakuza ft. Adekunle Gold - Handle Me
65. Emeli Sande - Family
66. Flo Milli - Nasty Dancer
67. Tove Lo ft. Channel Tres - Attention Whore
68. Flume ft. Caroline Polachek - Sirens
69. Carly Rae Jepson - Anxious
70. Taylor Swift - Maroon
71. Taylor Swift - Bejeweled
72. Taylor Swift - Karma
73. Taylor Swift ft. Lana Del Rey - Snow on the Beach
74. Charli XCX - Baby
75. Charli XCX - Sorry if I Hurt You
76. Kim Petras - Throat Goat
77. Kim Petras - They Wanna Fuck
78. SZA - Seek & Destroy
79. SZA - Low
80. Daya - Her
81. SZA - Smoking on my Ex Pack
82. Kamille ft. Nile Rogers - Muscle Memory
83. Demi Lovato ft. Royal & the Serpent - EAT ME
84. Megan Thee Stallion - Red Wine
85. Rileyy Lanez - Can't Deny
86. Demi Lovato - 29
87. SZA ft. Don Toliver - Used
88. Daya - Love You When You’re Gone
89. Kate Davis - Monster Mash
90. Katie Belle - The Best You'll Ever Have
Honorable Mention
Keke Palmer - Views
Bella Poarch - Bad Boy
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das-ende-des-anfangs · 3 months
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multiples of 5 uwu
5. First time doing oral
It had to have been sometime during my first relationship when I was like 17. I don't remember the specific circumstances, but I have always really enjoyed eating pussy. 😋
10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on
Probably this doujin I was reading recently where a girl got her head blown off and the guy kept fucking her headless corpse and was talking about how she was still clamping down on him even though she was dead 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
15. Sex or masturbation?
I mean, I love both and honestly couldn't live without either at this point, but the answer's pretty clearly sex for me.
20. Loud or quiet partners?
LOUD. I love when my partners moan my name 😩😩😩
25. How much kissing do you like during sex?
A lot, honestly; nothing better than being balls deep in somebody while passionately locking lips with them 🫠🫠🫠
30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?
Spontaneous sex is THE BEST; I love when I have such a vibe with someone that just one look is enough for us to be going at it like animals.
35. Do you prefer to tie somebody or be tied up?
I am a true switch, so I really have to say that I have no preference.
40. Have you ever been made to beg/made somebody else beg for it?
Both! It's really hot on both ends for me.
45. How often do you masturbate?
Nowadays only like 3-5 times a week, but I used to average twice a day.
50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
I've always thought this was a silly question. I truly couldn't live without either one, so I want to say both. When I really think about it, tho, I think giving *barely* edges out receiving because I just love eating pussy so fucking much 🫣🫣🫣
55. What's your breast size?
Haven't actually measured in a minute, but right now it's about a 38C
60. How often do you do unprotected sex?
Whenever I can, honestly 😅.
65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?
It depends on the orgasm. Sometimes I'll just nut in someone and keep going, other times I just want to pass out 😅.
70. What do you wear to bed?
It depends on my mood and the season. Sometimes a flannel and sweats, sometimes a t-shirt and boxers, sometimes nothing at all.
75. Do you often get horny in public?
All the fucking time 🤣
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littleharpethcrossfit · 11 months
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Thursday, 9 November, 2023.
The Weather is supposed to become more like November. And yes, it was very fine until during the wine and snacks it started to drizzle and turn quickly chilly cold.
Warmup:
4 Rounds
15 Second Barbell Hang
15 Second Ring L-Sits
Some of the girls were seen doing this, led by Cherrita.
Strength
Clusters With Dumb-Bells: 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1
Progress..........Throw Heavy DB's In Pine Straw.
Ed/Average Dave=75 Sam/Smoothie=65 Tim=60 Dyer=50 Herb/Cherrita=45 Elisa=35 Coach/Sue=30 Linda/Kayla=25 Emily=20 Lou (The Big Kid)=15 Emily/Alicia=did it Faith (The Kid)/Tripp/Warren G= arrived late
WOD
(50/35/20)
Death By Dumb-Bell HANG Clusters
Increase By 1 Rep EMOM Until You Can't Complete Reps
Score: TOTAL Reps At Death
Example: If You Complete 10 Rounds = 55 Reps Total.
Herb/Sue/Faith=91 Sam/Elisa/Tripp=78 Smoothie=72 Linda/Kayla=66 Tim=65 Cherrita=55 Dyer=50 Emily=45 Ed/Average Dave=43 Lou (The Big Kid)=33 Coach/Warren G/Alicia=no posting
Wine & Snacks to Follow
20% Chance Of Rain Predicted. When it started mid-party, we all moved indoors in the Barn and continued having fun.
Considerable disagreement existed among those ignorant of weightlifting terminology as to what the movements actually were supposed to resemble. It appeared that they all decided to do whatever Herb did.
Much good food appeared. Miss Linda brought a superb and huge layered dip, Sweet Sue brought I don't know what it was, Kayla brought dumplings that even Herb thought were kosher and delicious, and other stuff that I didn't sample. As far as wine goes, the elderly host is always expected to be the majority provider of the most and best bottles and if it runs out they go raid the hosts cellar. And they did. Herb, Ed and probably no one else contributed to the 9 bottles that were consumed (quaffed). FYI, anyone over 21 can bring a bottle of wine to the party.
I wish I could recite all the various and sundry topics that were randomly discussed in the circle nearest Sam. Surprisingly, economics and investments were among the least discussed. More commonly discussed were "Naked sprints around the Barn", and "Max Dumb Bell Snatch's", usually associated with $1000 bets.
Kayla brought a friend. This time it was a Girl. This girl lives in middle Tennessee. This girl seemed refreshingly normal. A partial body mapping revealed no ridiculous nonsensical tattoo's and a minimum of unusual piercings. I don't know how she could be a friend of Kayla's. Her name is Emily. She was given a T-shirt and I hope she returns.
Saturday at 0730 and at 0930.
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surveysand · 1 year
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twenty-eight.
Things I Don’t Like 1. Cold weather. 2. People who think they’re better than everyone. 3. People who wear their retainers out in public. 4. When people say that hate someone who they’ve never even talked to. 5. Body hair.
6. Girls that are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. 7. Teachers that favor certain students. 8. People that only listen to one genre of music.  9. When someone buys something you have right after you get it. 10. When people match their shirts as the same color as their pants. 11. When I dye my hair and it doesn’t turn out like the color on the box. 12. People who make a huge deal about Xanga “jocking”, it’s just Xanga, get over it. 13. Ice cream. 14. When random guys from different countries add you on MySpace/Facebook and always try to talk to you. 15. Having the hiccups.
16. When my stomach growls when it’s completely silent. 17. When someone says they’ll call me back and they don’t. 18. Racist people.  19. When little 6th and 7th graders have Facebook/MySpace. 20. Rude people. 21. People who are smart but act dumb to get attention. 22. Yellow skinny jeans… they make you look like a banana. 23. When people try to shove their beliefs down my throat. 24. My hair in the morning. 25. People who don’t wear deodorant. 26. Broccoli. 27. People who lie about stupid things. 28. People who think they’re HILARIOUS but they’re really not. 29. Girls/guys who tell their boyfriends/girlfriends they love them after going out for like a week. 30. Hypocrites. 31. When people constantly use “lol”. 32. When someone says they’re going to pay me back but never do. 33. Bugs. 34. Going out in public without makeup on. 35. Skinny girls that complain about being fat. 36. Not being able to get alcohol. 37. When people walk into my room without knocking. 38. When I’m taking a shower and the hot water runs out. 39. Not having my license. 40. Knees. 41. When I feel hungry but nothing sounds good. 42. When people try to tell me what to do. 43. Radio stations that play the same songs over and over 44. The smell of fresh cut grass. 45. How everyone is obsessed with Twilight. 46. Chainletters. 47. PEOPLE WHO TYPE LiKE THiS. 48. Surveys that ask what my favorite color is. 49. When people type words like cool and can with k’s. 50. When the wind messes up my hair. 51. Funerals. 52. When people take out their feelings on me. 53. My eyes. 54. The taste of food that’s been re-heated in the microwave. 55. Tinfoil. 56. Slow drivers. 57. People who fake drunk. 58. When I have a phrase/word I always say and everyone else starts saying it. 59. People who can’t take a joke. 60. Lemon flavored things. 61. Humidity. 62. Fat chicks that think they’re hot shit. (surveys& addition: wtf? who made this shit?) 63. When someone tries to add you on facebook/myspace and you reject them and they keep trying to add you. 64. Not having anything to wear. 65. People with bad teeth. 66. Feeling dirty. 67. When people flip their eyelids inside out. 68. The sound of knucks/back/necks/etc. cracking. 69. People who think the number 69 is funny. 70. Guys with longer hair than mine. 71. The fact that my mom favors my brother sister and she makes it obvious too. 72. People that could be pretty but don’t try. 73. When people can’t spell simple words right. 74. People who can’t take a hint. 75. When someone thinks they can sing but they really can’t. 76. How everyone is obsessed with the show American Idol. 78. …And Gossip Girl. 79. …And The Hills. 80. When people underestimate me. 81. People who pretend they smoke to be cool and make it obvious that they really don’t smoke because they don’t inhale. 82. Nosy people. 83. The fact that I’m extremely impatient. 84. Show-offs. 85. When I spend all money on food and then when I really want/need something I won’t have any money. 86. Remixes. 87. When my nail polish starts chipping off and I’m too lazy to fix it. 88. Having a bunch of pennies. 89. When people don’t put the cap back on the toothpaste. 90. Cleaning up other people’s messes. 91. Dress codes. 92. Closed-minded people. 93. That I have to wait till I’m 18 to get a tattoo. 94. Online dating. 95. The fact that my room can’t stay clean for over a week. 96. Bratty little kids. 97. Having to wake up early. 98. When people come in the bathroom when I’m taking a shower. 99. Know-it-alls. 100. Wet socks.
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sejanusbaby · 2 years
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send me numbers!
i have an 8 hour drive tomorrow and want to give you guys some kind of content in the meantime. you can send any numbers for any of the batman characters, twilight, or spider-man. (i only write x reader stuff, for now!)
FLUFF/HUMOR PROMPTS
1. “Quit stealing all the pillows!”
2. “You want a bite?”
3. “Give me a second and I’ll show you.”
4. “What should we name him/her?”
5. “Is it hot in here or is that just you?”
6. “Why are your feet so cold?”
7. “There’s room for two/three!”
8. “Stop that, I’m ticklish!”
9. “Put your finger here while I go get the tape.”
10. “You want chocolate or vanilla?”
11. “Your hands are so warm!
12. “You smell really nice.”
13. “Your hair’s so soft…”
14. “You’re my new pillow.”
15. “Turn around, I’m giving you a massage.”
16. “I think I love you.”
17. “Can I kiss you?”
18. “Hold my hand.”
19. “It’s not morning yet.”
20. “Stay for a little longer…”
21. “You’re so beautiful.”
22. “I’ll always be here for you.”
23. “You are my love.”
24. “You were right here all along.”
25. “Do you want my coat? It’s really cold out here.”
26. “You’ve got flour on your cheek.”
27. “Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”
28. “You don’t have to leave so soon.”
29. “You could put your feet in my lap, you know.”
30. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
31. “Shut up and kiss me.”
32. “We could try cuddling.”
33. “Stop being so cute.”
34. “Are you okay?”
35. “Our relationship is the most important thing in my life.”
36. “You can sleep, I’ll keep you safe.”
37. “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of everything.”
38. “It wasn’t your fault.”
39. “What’s wrong?”
40 “Don’t apologize; I know you didn’t mean it.”
41. “Get back in bead, you’re not healed yet!”
42. “I’m not leaving your side.”
43. “I’m not going anywhere.”
44. “Just breathe. Breathe with me.”
45. “You should probably eat something.”
46. “Please don’t cry. I hate it when you cry.”
47. “When was the last time you slept?”
48. “OH, you’re jealous!”
49. “Can we stay like this forever?”
50. “Please just kiss me already.”
51. “I think I’m in love with you.”
52. “I missed you so much.”
53. “Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”
54. “Give me attention.”
55. “When I’m with you, I’m home.”
56. “That was kind of hot.”
57. “Is that my shirt?”
58. “This is new.”
59. “Would you just hold still?”
60. “I’ve never felt stronger than when you’re with me.”
61. “You’re family.”
62. “They didn’t deserve you.”
63. “Regardless of what people say, I know you’re an amazing person.”
64. “Rumor has it, I make you nervous.”
65. “Are you flirting with me?”
66. “You act all tough, but I know it’s just an act. You’re really a softie.”
SMUT PROMPTS
67. “I love it when you moan my name.”
68. “Just a little harder…”
69. “Let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”
70. “No panties?”
71. “I want you now.”
72. “Use your tongue.”
73. “Please don’t stop.”
74. “Do you like that?”
75. “You can get louder, can’t you?”
76. “Look what you do to me.”
77. “I want to taste you.”
78. “That feels so good.”
79. “Don’t cum yet…”
80. “Take off your clothes.”
81. “Can you feel what you’re doing to me?”
82. “Shhhh…”
83. “Don’t apologize about your morning wood.”
84. “Tell me how you like it.”
85. “I just want to please you.”
86. “Each of my thoughts about you are improper.”
87. “I love it when you kiss my neck.”
88. “Don’t be gentle.”
89. “I’ve never wanted anyone this badly before.”
90. “You’re not going out dressed like that.”
91. “Make me.”
92. “All mine.”
93. “I love it when you talk dirty.”
94. “I’ll let you do anything if you’ll just touch me now.”
95. “This is new.”
96. “Don’t give me that look.”
97. “Like what you see?”
98. “Try to stay quiet.”
99. “We’re in public!”
100. “Don’t be so rough, there can’t be any marks.”
101. “Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.”
102. “Stop teasing me so much.”
103. “First one to make noise, loses.”
104. “You’re n-not, uh, w-wearing anything under that, are you…?”
105. “Uh… you’re naked. Is that intentional, or?”
106. “Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
107. “You’re hot when you’re mad.”
108. “I’m not jealous! It’s just, you’re mine!”
109. “If we get caught I’ll kill you.”
110. “Tell me again.”
111. “If you don’t like my teasing then why are you moaning?”
112. “Wow, I didn’t realize you were that, uh, flexible.”
113. “Don’t fucking touch what’s not yours.”
114. “Stop distracting me.”
ANGST PROMPTS
115. “I don’t even know who you are anymore!”
116. “Why can’t you look at me?”
117. “I’m sick of trying.”
118. “You can’t keep this up forever.”
119. “Talk to me, please.”
120. “Don’t push me away.”
121. “The baby… It’s yours.”
122. “Please stay.”
123. “I came as soon as I heard!”
124. “Hey, hey… it’s just me.”
125. “I can’t do anything right.”
126. “Please don’t cry.”
127. “Wake up! Please wake up!”
128. “Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
129. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
130. “Do you even love me anymore?”
131. “Can you shut up and listen to someone other than yourself for once in your life?”
132. “If you don’t hold me right now I think I might fall apart.”
133. “Leave! Me! Alone!”
134. “It’s not your fault.”
135. “I know it hurts.”
136. “No one is going to hurt you.”
137. “I made a mistake.”
138. “Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken.”
139. “I’m not okay.”
140. “You’re the only thing that’s keeping me sane right now.”
141. “It’s okay to cry.”
142. “Can I kiss you?”
143. “I’m just tired.”
144. “I never meant to hurt you.”
145. “I told you not to fall in love with me.”
146. “If you don’t want to talk about it then say so. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you clearly aren’t.”
147. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
148. “Get out. Now.”
149. “You can’t die on me. Please.”
150. “Surprise, I have feelings and you just hurt them.”
151. “The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.”
152. “You’re right, I did love you. I just can’t say the same now.”
153. “I’m not going to sit by and watch you destroy yourself like this.”
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wander-lustinq · 2 years
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Get to Know Me
1. Name 2. Age 3. City that you live in
4. What do most people not know about you? 5. What do most people know you for? 6. Hobbies 7. What are your passions? 8. What do you search for in a significant other? 7. What are you most proud of? 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list. 11. What was the last thing you learned? 12. How many relationships have you been in? 13. Turn ons 14. Turn offs 15. Favorite food 16. Favorite drink 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received? 18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? 19. Do you sleep during class? 20. What is the most expensive thing you own? 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own? 22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? 23. Text or call? 24. Opinion on long distance? 25. What is your definition of success? 26. Favorite song? 27. Favorite artist? 28. Celebrity crush/crushes? 29. When was the last time you read for fun? 30. Favorite flower? 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now? 32. Any guilty pleasures? 33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? 34. What do you search for in a friend? 35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month? 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home? 37. Why do bad things happen to good people? 38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye? 39. How many green shirts do you own? 40. Do you like anime? 41. What do you invest the most time in? 42. What was the name of the last book you read? 43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone? 44. Where are you most productive? 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends. 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone. 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist? 48. Do you have any allergies? 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone? 50. What was the last promise you made? 51. What was your last dream about? 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be? 53. How many countries have you visited? 54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.) 56. When was the last time somebody complimented you? 56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself? 57. Do you consider yourself mature? 58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr? 59. What is your favorite quote? 60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be? 61. What is your greatest accomplishment? 62. Do you believe in the death penalty? 63. What are your goals for life? 64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now? 65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. 66. What were you like in 2013? 67. Do you have a job? 68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend. 69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be? 70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before? 71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website? 72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? 73. Does money equal happiness? 74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime? 75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? 76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told? 77. When was the last time you looked at the news? 78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? 79. What is your favorite animal? 80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it? 81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at? 82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get? 83. Does age necessarily equal maturity? 84. What is your favorite clothing store? 85. In the winter- beanies or gloves? 86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail? 87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it? 88. What do you fear the most? 89. How many digits of pi can you recite? 90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? 91. Describe yourself in one word. 92. Describe your last victory. 93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen? 94. What is something you will never forget? 95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail? 96. Have you ever broken a bone before? 97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody? 98. Coffee or tea? 99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way? 100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?
Send me a message here with the # or your questions!
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dahbeez · 3 years
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1. "You're such a dork."
2. "Get over here, you doof."
3. "Cheeky."
4. "You're so needy."
5. "Kiss me again."
6. "You're so adorable!"
7. "Look at you... goodness, you're so cute!"
8. "I'm just so happy!"
9. "I can't stop smiling."
10. "I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt."
11. "You are being extra sweet today."
12. "Oh, look at you!"
13. "Your eyes are so pretty."
14. "I'm really happy that you're here with me."
15. "Thank you for staying with me."
16. "I don't think I've ever loved someone this much before."
17. "I feel like I'm in the clouds when I'm with you."
18. "You're like my hero/heroine."
19. "I'm gonna tickle you if you don't come over here."
20. "My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature."
@drink-it-write-it​
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21. "Go with me?" "As long as you hold my hand."
22. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"
23. "Have you seen my hoodie?" "Nooooo..." "You're wearing it, aren't you?"
24. "OH you're jealous!"
25. "Can we stay like this forever?"
26. "Please just kiss me already."
27. "I think you might be my soulmate."
28. "Sleep over? Please?"
29. "Are we on a date right now?"
30. "I think I'm in love with you."
31. "Are you flirting with me?" "You finally noticed?"
32. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't supposed to see that."
33. "I wish we could live together already."
34. "They're so cute when they're asleep."
35. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful."
36. "Quit touching me, your feet are cold!"
37. "Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!"
38. "Give me attention."
39. "You met me yesterday." "Yes, and I would die for you. Next question."
40. "She's hiding behind the sofa."
41. "Did you just hiss at me?"
@wishiwasanavenger-archive​
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42. "Have you kissed anyone before?"
43. "Can I kiss you?"
44. "You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love.” 
45. "I look at them and I just... it's like when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes."
46. "I don't... I've never... been in a relationship before and I'm going to make mistakes... I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me."
47. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?"
48. "You give me a reason to be better, to do better."
49. "God, you are so fucking cute."
50. "I love you, but I need you to go away because you're really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow."
51. "Oh no... they're cute."
52. "I can't talk to cute people, okay? I don't know how to flirt!"
53. "God, I love your face."
54. "Don't look at me, I'm a mess!" "I love it when you're a mess!"
55. "Please do your homework for me...? Just one time." ... "I said one time, y'know... you didn't have to start studying. Not that I'm not proud or anything."
56. "I'm already home."
57. "Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner."
58. "Stop moving! I'm going to have to start counting all over again!"
59. "I just thought that since you weren't feeling too good, this would help."
60. "I'm not kissing you in the rain! We'll catch our death!"
61. "Would it help if I stayed?"
62. "I apologise sincerely if my beautiful/handsome face has kept you up all night."
63. "God, you're pretty."
64. "Calm down, it's just a chocolate bar!"
65. "Please, tell me you brought a toothbrush?"
66. "You take the bed, you need it more than me."
67. "You're so warm!"
68. "You're freezing, Jesus!"
69. "You always look beautiful."
70. "Your hands are so small!"
71. "Sometimes I just want to cuddle, okay? Is that so bad?"
72. "Now I know where half my wardrobe went."
73. "Here, let me just–" 
74. "You're really special to me."
75. "That tickles!"
76. "We only have one room left for the night..."
77. "Naps are life, okay?"
78. "I don't think I could love you anymore than I already do."
79. "I had the weirdest dream..."
80. "I got you a trophy, it's only plastic, but it's for being the best human I know."
81. "Someone keeps leaving love notes in my locker and I don't know if I should find it endearing or creepy..."
82. "I love your voice."
83. "Put me down! I can walk!"
84. "Can... can you come over?"
85. "You're the best."
86. "Can you please stop biting your lip, it's distracting."
87. "I thought you liked love songs!"
88. "I know you're not a fan of Valentine's day... I just thought that maybe I could change your mind..."
89. "You're my favourite know-it-all."
90. "That was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals."
91. "I never knew you were a romantic at heart."
92. "I made it. For you. I know it's not the best, but..."
93. "Let me carry that."
94. "How do you know my favourite drink?" "I'm observant."
95. "We've known each other's for years and I don't think we've ever had a proper conversation."
96. "You're the clumsiest person I know, how did you survive past childhood?"
97. "It's always time for a milkshake."
98. "You know, humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking."
99. "I think your cat wants to kill me."
100. "Where have all my jumpers gone?"
101. "I don't get paid enough for this shit."
102. "Oh my God, I love you."
103. "I told you to bring a jacket."
@writings-of-a-hufflepuff​
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104. "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"
105. "It's you, it always has been."
106. "You're everything I could've wanted and more."
107. "Kiss me."
108. "Home stopped being a place when you entered my life."
109. "You should probably go home." "But I'm already home."
110. "You're an idiot." "But you love me."
111. "I'd do anything for you."
112. "You took all the pillows so I'm using you as one."
113. "Stop moving and let me braid your hair."
114. "I'm so proud of you."
115. "You are my family."
116. "I'm right here."
117. "Can you just please hold me?"
118. "I'm pretty sure they're my soulmate."
119. "This reminded me of you."
120. "Your hair is really soft."
121. "Are you blushing?"
122. "Can I stay here tonight?"
123. "Because I love you."
124. "Make a wish!"
125. "I love seeing you smile."
126. "You're just a softie."
127. "You are crushing me right now."
128. "Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen."
129. "Take my hand. Just trust me."
130. "You're the only thing that matters."
131. "Did you know that you talk in your sleep?"
132. "Hey, look at me. Focus on me, alright?"
133. "Why can't I get you out of my head?"
134. "Don't let go."
135. "Stay."
@blisfvll​
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136. "You smell really nice."
137. "If you steal the blanket, I'm going to put my cold feet on you."
138. "You're comfy."
139. "But I want to hear you sing."
140. "Don't get up – I'll do it."
141. "Care to give me a back scratch?"
142. "Your bed head is really cute."
143. "How about a kiss?"
144. "Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?"
145. "Are you really flirting with me right now?"
146. "I like the way your hand fits in mine."
147. "You have something in your hair, umm... do you want me to get it out?"
148. "It's nice that your voice is the first thing I heard today."
149. "This movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time but– WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
150. "Wait, don't pull away... not yet."
151. "Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."
152. "No, it's fine. I can wait until you're done talking to them."
153. "No, like... it's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."
154. "I've been trying to get ready for like an hour and an half because I know you're going to look so good and I need to try and match up."
155. "I wanted to say 'I love you' for the first time without stuttering, but that failed."
156. "We could order pizza and just stay like this all day."
157. "It's not a double date. We're just third and fourth wheeling."
158. "I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..."
@marauder-exe​
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159. "It's not funny!"
160. "That wasn't suppose to happen."
161. "Hurry back."
162. "I can't take you seriously."
163. "Problem solved."
164. "That was embarrassing."
165. "It's freezing in here."
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166. "I love you, baby."
167. "Hey, cutie."
168. "I promise to love you for the rest of my life."
169. "You're my world."
170. "I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it."
171. "You are so perfect."
172. "Marry me?"
173. "You're the best part of me."
174. "Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives."
175. "I'm speechless, you're so beautiful!"
176. "Come here, I need to hug you."
177. "When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right."
178. "You're the one."
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179. "Well, it's the thought that counts." "Wait, no, don't take my kisses away from me!"
180. "Oh, you've started stealing my socks now?"
181. "You owe me a kiss."
182. "How did you get in here?"
183. "That's not even fair."
184. "You promised me a cookie!"
185. "Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."
186. "You're not very intimidating."
187. "That was, by far, the stupidest thing you've ever done."
188. "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
189. "Why the hell is there glitter everywhere?"
@whcczes​
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190. "I'll feel much better if you let me walk you home."
191. "Apparently, all our friends have a bet going that we end up together."
192. "You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe."
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193. "It's two in the morning and you want to cuddle?"
194. "You shine so bright it's intimidating. I love it."
195. "I'm here."
196. "What's your name again? Sorry, I just got that super weird feeling that we only see in movies, you know? Like, the whole world stopped turning and all I could see was you."
197. "I was born to be yours."
198. "Isn't it a bit too cliché?"
199. "So, you're just kissing strangers for no apparent reasons?"
200. "You'll always be my favourite person."
201. "You're making it weird, stop making it weird."
202. "There's nothing I love more than running back into your arms."
203. "I'm yours. Forever."
204. "You always know how to cheer me up."
205. "I... I lost the ring."
206. "Will you be mine?"
207. "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
208. "You saved my life."
209. "Don't give me that look. No... NO! I said no puppy dog eyes! You know I can't resist them! Argh, fine!"
210. "I missed you and your bad puns and even your horrible cooking and the way you fit perfectly against my body when we cuddle. I just really missed you."
211. "We're a team, remember?"
212. "There's no place I'd rather be than by your side."
213. "Your smile brightens the whole room."
214. "I kinda adopted a puppy behind your back... don't be mad! Look at those cute fluffy paws!"
215. "You're burning up. Guess I need to activate my nurse mode."
216. "I love you. As in more than friends, more than best friends and more than super extra best friends."
217. "I love you just the way you are."
218. "We need to kick his ass, no questions asked. You in?"
219. "Hot chocolate and cuddles? Kisses?"
220. "You make me feel pretty."
221. "You'll always be my best girl."
222. "Never hide yourself from me."
223. "Babe! There's no toilet paper!"
224. "I'll never give up on you."
225. "Do you feel that shirt? That's boyfriend material."
226. "That prank went so wrong."
227. "Care to dance, my love?"
228. "AH! You're stuck with me!"
229. "You're too good to me."
230. "Is it that time of the month?"
231. "Can I braid your hair?"
232. "It's okay to have doubts, as long as you don't let them overwhelm you."
233. "Come here! I can't stand to be so far away from you!"
234. "I got you."
235. "I wanna fall asleep next to you every night and wake up every morning with you by my side."
236. "Stop, I need to finish this!"
237. "I just wanna binge watch The Office, but it's not the same without you."
238. "Because I care about you!"
239. "I just wanted to impress you."
240. "I love you even though your breath stinks right now."
241. "Did you just puke on me?"
242. "We should get drunk and do stupid things."
243. "I always know what you're thinking about, babe. You're like an open book!"
244. "Could you sing to me?"
245. "I, uh, could you... could you play with my hair, please?"
246. "Nooooo, don't leave! I'm cold!"
247. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."
248. "A mistletoe? Really?"
249. "Will you join me, love?"
250. "I have feelings for you."
251. "You are the reason."
252. "Take my hand, I wanna show you something..."
253. "You have a lovely name."
254. "You're my everything."
255. "You do know a lot about my blushing schedule."
@voilawind​
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Prompt List
A simple promt list. Chose 1 -3 prompts, your chosen member and if you want it to be fluff, angst, smut, ect. I will keep adding to this as I think of more so keep your eyes peeled.
1) “I love you, I hope you know that.” 
2) “I’ve always cared about you”
3) “I can’t believe I have you all to myself”
4) “Welcome Home”
5) “I’ve always wanted to do that”
6) “Don’t tell me what to do”
7) “Who did this to you?”
8) “I love you, not them”
9) “This is all your fault”
10) “Please don’t go”
11) “I wish I didn’t feel this way but I do”
12) “Look me in the eye and tell me you love me”
13) “Like what you see?”
14) “I’ve been thinking about you all day”
15) “Try to stay quiet okay”
16) “We’re in public you know”
17) “Say my name”
18) “Once we start I wont be able to stop”
19) “Do that again”
20) “Why don’t you trust me?”
21) “Make me”
22) “Shut up and kiss me”
23) “Looks like we’re going to be trapped for a while”
24) “I’m in love with you and that’s terrifying”
25) “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to the bed”
26) “You did all of this for me?”
27) “”I swear it was an accident”
28) “That was you?”
29) “What did you do this time?”
30) “I dont hate you”
31) “Just marry me already”
32) “Did I say that out loud?”
33) “I’m not wearing underwear, just thought you should know”
34)”You need a place to stay for the night?”
35) “Don’t cover your face, I want to see you”
36) “Are you sure about this?”
37) “I’ve never wanted to fuck someone as badly as I want to fuck you right now”
38) “Is that my shirt?”
39) “Is that a drawing of me?”
40) “Take my jacket it’s cold”
41) ”Here, let me help you”
42) “Could he make you feel as good as I do?”
43) “Are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?”
44) “I really want to kiss you right now”
45) “There’s only one bed”
46) “You bring out the good in me”
47) “You know, you’re really hot when you’re angry”
48) “I can’t help who I fall in love with”
49) “Friends kiss each other right?”
50) “Please, let me in”
51) “I know we agreed on casual ....but”
52) “I want you all to myself”
53) “What did you say?”
54) “It would be better if you stayed away from me”
55) “This is wrong”
56) “Will I ever see you again?”
57) “Loving you was not part of my plan”
58) “We’re going to be late”
59) “Do you love them?”
60) ”Was it worth it?”
61) “Thank you, you’ve made me feel a little less alone.” 
62) “Keep saving me like that and I might just fall for you.”
63) “ Please don’t think they’re the one I love, don’t you see how much I love you.” 
64) “You’ll be here when I wake up right?”
65) “ You look like you could use a hug.”
66) “Your lies used to be more believeable.”
67) “You know better than to ask me this.”
68) “Accepting help doesn’t make you weak.”
69) “I will never say these words to you, I told you that before.” 
70) “Do you like that?”
71) “Are you going to tell me where you got that?”
72) “Use your words.”
73) “You’re mine.”
74) “Did I tell you to stop?”
75) “You can still be good.”
76) "We're just friends."
77) "What are we?"
78) “My dirty secret.”
79) “Tell me what to do.”
80) “Nobody needs to know.”
81) “It’s not that easy.”
82) “You’re on your worst behaviour”
83) “Ready for this?”
84) “My baby’s so bad”
85) “Can I come over?”
86) “I want to move on.”
87) “I don’t want to stay in the dark.”
88) “Tell me the truth.”
89) “Wake up.”
90) “Doesn't it mean anything to you?”
91) “I can’t live like this.” 
92) “I’ll protect you.”
93) “I got lost.”
94) “I'm losing me more and more.”
95) “Where do I go?”
96) “Why are you hesitating?”
97) “I’m in love.”
98) “I can’t go back to the way it was.”
99) “I find myself going around in circles again.”
100) “I can’t forget you.”
101) “I didn't know what I had until it was too late.”
102) “Your love wasn’t lost on me.”
103) “I gave you my heart and you gave it back missing a piece.”
104) “You used to be someone I hated.”
105) “Everything means nothing without you.”
106) “You deserve someone who values you.”
107) “We can’t be friends any more...I will always see you as something else.”
108) “The guy who wins your heart will be the luckiest man alive.”
109) “Can you picture it...You and me together?”
110) “Us...I like the sound of that.”
111) “My family thinks we’re dating.”
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goodness gracious 80. brb x oc
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a/n: I JUST!!! am excited, esp for the next chapter for everything that's going to happen THIS CHAPTER FORWARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i hope you guys are too ;w;
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pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: no warning, just pure fluff because of these two gooberssssssssssss
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Beatrice couldn’t believe it, she turns thirty…today. Well she already turned thirty at two am since that was her ‘official’ birth time. She didn’t even notice how fast the week went by, she now was thirty, with a new car on her driveway and a sleeping Rooster holding her waist from behind. She woke up a few minutes ago, seeing it was seven thirty in the morning on a Saturday and neither of them had plans of getting up yet.
Thirty.
She was thirty. 
She didn’t feel any different, obviously, it wasn’t like those educational videos you’d see in school where the woman goes from twenty to thirty and her clothes change and she now has three kids on her arms. She just…she just felt…like a better version of herself. With someone who loved her and…wow she’d really get a whole new life huh? Beatrice blinked, holding Rooster’s arm around herself, her hair falling over her eyes a bit. “You think way too loud.” his deep sleepy voice says from behind her head, his breathing making the strands of hair move when he speaks.
Beatrice smiles, slowly turning her head to face him, his eyes still closed, but his lips quirked up in a smirk, “I’m sorry.” she whispers, “I didn’t mean to wake you.” her boyfriend���s eyes slowly parted open, crinkling at the corners when his smirk widened.
“I know how you can make up to me.” he murmurs, leaning his head closer so their lips barely touch, “It’s a really good idea, wanna hear it?” she nods, turning fully to face him with his arms still around her waist, “You can start by losing the night shirt, that would be a great way to start my morning.”
Beatrice laughs when he pulls her on top of him, pressing her chin in between his pectorals with her cheeks dusted red, “But…I thought it was my birthday?”
His eyes glinted with mirth, “Of course birthday girl, but that would work both ways.” he whispers with his lips brushing hers, pressing soft kisses to her pink mouth, “Both of us would have a great time.” she chuckles against his lips, cupping his face with both hands, keeping their lips connected in a loving liplock before he mutters something, making Beatrice pull her head back in question, “Happy birthday, baby. How are you feeling?”
Beatrice blinked, thinking about how she should respond to this, biting her lower lip while looking to the side, “I…I feel…” she hums, still considering her words, “I feel fine, I guess it didn’t hit me yet.” one of his hands came up to brush a tangled strand of brown hair behind her ear, combing his fingers through it to get rid of the small knots without hurting her, “It still feels a bit surreal.”
He nods,moving his finger to comb the hair closest to her scalp, carefully, “I get that, it’s a whole new step in life.” he murmurs, watching Beatrice still look a bit conflicted by that, like she couldn’t believe she really reached thirty. “But hey, it’s not so bad.”
“It’s not.” her answer comes with a smile and her cheeks redden just enough for him to grin back at her, “I told you before how I expected my thirtieth birthday to go and now…now it’s nothing how I imagined and I like it!I do, it’s just…I think my brain is muddled up a little bit.”
Rooster makes a sound of understanding, bringing her closer to his lips so he could kiss the curve of her jaw with the hand that was combing her hair petting the back of her neck, “I get that, baby. I do.” he says with his lips still pressed against her lavender scented skin. “But you’ll get used to it as the time goes by, speaking of which,” he gently pushes her aside so she’s lying back down on the bed, pushing himself to his feet, “Time to make you breakfast.”
He didn’t want to let her go, but it was her day and he wanted to give her a good morning alongside the plans they had later that day. Plans that thankfully Evelyn was kind enough to give him the green flag, telling him everything was ready for when they showed up. “I’m going with you–”
“Oh no, no missy. You,” he gestures with his index finger, “Are staying in bed, looking pretty and relaxed and I’ll call you once it’s done.” 
Beatrice, while incredibly touched by the gesture, couldn’t help the little pout on her face, “But…” 
“I’ll be fast, you’ll see.” he winks, adjusting the elastic of his sweatpants on his hip bones, walking downstairs with the same smile on his face. Beatrice only sighed with her cheek still pressed to the pillow, hearing him talking to Jolene downstairs and the usual sounds of her cabinet doors being open.It doesn’t take too long for the playlist he had saved up on his phone to vibrate on the speaker she kept downstairs.
She smiles hearing I’ve Had the Time of My Life  and Rooster following along, undoubtedly throwing some moves while doing so. Beatrice waited a few minutes, then pushed herself to a sitting position, stepping away from the bed and slowly trekking downstairs. 
Her smile only widened when she saw Rooster had Jolene in his arms, the pittie’s front paws draped on his broad shoulders as he danced along with her, unaware of Beatrice watching the scene from the doorframe. Jolene looked confused, but she was happy to be involved if her swinging tail was any indication, followed by her tongue wetting Rooster’s cheek in a sloppy kiss. 
Beatrice tried her hardest to hold her laughter, but a soft giggle made its way past her lips, making the pilot stop and turn to face her, “Oh no, we’ve been discovered Jojo.” he whispers comically on the dog’s ear, “Now she knows you can dance!” it was hilarious how Jolene’s expression turned from happy to worried as if it was true and she has been a dancing dog all along but now Beatrice found out about it. She wriggled on Rooster’s arms, trying to escape and he lowered her enough for the pittie to walk away.
“Dirty Dancing is one of my favorite movies too.” she comments after a while, Rooster looking at her in surprise, “Maybe I had a crush on Patrick Swayze. Sabrina had a huge Dirty Dancing poster on her wall and I remember admiring him from afar.”
Bradley smiles, “Well,I’m not Patrick–”
“You don’t have to be. You are you and that’s even better.”
He breathes out a soft laugh, crossing his arms over his chest while leaning his lower back on the counter, “I’m flattered.” he smirks, pulling one of his arms to reach towards her, “C’mere. I think this could be the first birthday gift I can give you.” she drops her hand on his, smiling confusedly at his words until he pulls her flush against him “Your own version of Dirty Dancing.”
Beatrice laughs tossing her head back not believing his words, “You are too cute Roos. Honestly I can just be with you, without dancing, and I’d be more than happy.” but of course he’d never leave it like that, especially when the chorus hit. Beatrice squeaked out in surprise, no matter how many times he picked her up, she was still startled whenever he did that, easing down from her fright with a disbelieved laugh, hugging his neck.
“There you go, now you are just like Baby.” he smirks, leaning up to peck her lips and then gently placing her back down on the floor, “But I half expected you to wait a bit longer to get back down.”
“Maybe I missed you.” she shrugs, biting her lower lip with a smile, holding back her laugh when his eyes dropped to it immediately, narrowing playfully before he turned back to what he was cooking, “Can I see what you are cooking?” but he steps in between her and the oven, hiding whatever he was cooking from her view, “Roos!”
He looks over her shoulder with feigned innocence, “What?” he drawls gently, his lips still smiling,”Maybe I don’t want you to see it yet.” Beatrice just huffs with fake annoyance, crossing her arms and then stepping back to sit on the kitchen chairs, “You’ll like it though,I promise.’
“I know I’ll like it, you are a wonderful cook.” his posture changed as his chest puffed in pride, muttering a ‘yeah I am a pretty good cook’ to himself, much to his girlfriend’s amusement, “And I’ll like anything you give me.”  Bradley looks back at her sitting down on the chair, the soft fabric of her night shirt riding up her thighs, exposing more of the pale expanse of her thigh for his eyes to see.
He keeps his lids low and irises focused on that bare piece of skin before he looks back at the pan in front of him, “I’ll keep that in mind.” her cheeks reddened at the obvious insinuation hidden within the words, propping her chin on her open palm, watching him move about the stove still humming to the songs being played in the little speaker. Beatrice closes her eyes, loving the deep timbre of his voice mixed in with the song’s vocals, having her own little private show and wishing nothing more than this, it was great. It truly was great.
An amazing way to start her birthday, she couldn’t lie one bit.
Beatrice keeps her eyes closed, hearing him grab a few plates, fill a mug with coffee and milk just how she liked it, “Keep them closed.” his voice shows up suddenly by her left and she has to hold back the jump of surprise, nodding once she fixes herself on the chair, placing both hands over her thighs.
She hears and feels him moving back and forth, arranging the table in front of her as she tries to hold back her warm smile, “Don’t open yet.” she reassures him she won’t, laughing quietly when he kisses her cheek and walks away again, the sound of something ruffling - like paper- calls her attention. “Wait…okay, open.”
Beatrice blinks, trying to gain her focus back and figure out what this blurry of colors was after a few seconds. Her smile widens when she sees that yes, he prepared pancakes, alongside a small bowl of yogurt with fresh berries and her usual morning coffee. But in the middle of everything was a tiny bouquet of lavender and daisies,inside a small vase “What- how did you?” she immediately ignored the breakfast, not because she didn’t care for it but because her heart demanded she grabbed the flowers, “How did you even manage to hide this one from me?”
Bradley shrugs coolly, pulling a chair to sit down while bringing his mug up to his lips, “Well you know, I just had to distract you.” he answers, finishing it with a wink and a soft laugh, “Thought you’d like it.”
“I do like it.” Beatrice’s soft voice replies, lifting the small flowers to her nose, fluttering her eyes closed with a small smile, “You know how much I love getting flowers.” she gently fixes the flowers inside the vase, turning it back and forth to see all the different shades of lilacs and how the daisies went from white to a light champagne color, “It’s beautiful, Roos, thank you.”
He smiles back, sipping his coffee as she digs in her breakfast. Her cute dance that meant ‘i really love this food and I can’t keep myself still’ was still adorable and he noticed she mainly did that with the food that he cooked or if it was something that he liked. It was the little things that Beatrice did that he was just now figuring out even more. “How’s it?”
“Hmm!” she swallows the pancake, washing it down with her coffee, “It’s amazing,Roos.” she replies, wiping her mouth with the napkin by her side, “No complaints.” he smirks more, telling her to enjoy her breakfast while he finished his…until she noticed he wasn’t eating that much and decided that they were going to share it either way, “It’s my birthday and I want to share it with you.”
She had to pull it’s my birthday card…but he wasn’t complaining. Not when she looked at him like that. Mav told him once that he was weak for Beatrice and honestly, he truly was. She still had no idea how much power she had over him, she had no clue how much she could simply look his way and he’d melt like a popsicle on a hot summer morning.
When they finish breakfast, and Rooster tells her that he’s the one washing the dishes and she should just enjoy her birthday, Beatrice sits on the counter right by the side of the sink so they could talk without being too far apart, “You know in a few minutes I’ll get calls from all my relatives wishing me happy birthday.” she pauses, “It’ll be…a lot of calls oh my God.”
“It just means they care.” Bradley chuckles, putting the wet dishes and cutlery on the drying rack by the side. Beatrice nods, biting her lower lip, following the line of muscle from his shoulder to his bicep, watching it move and flex as he cleans everything. “Bea, you need to stop ogling me…because then I’ll just stop this and we’ll have to fix something up.”
“Well…you did say I could make it up to you in some way.”  Bradley drops whatever he’s holding into the soapy water, giving her a look with one of his eyebrows up to his hairline, “You said so.”
His eyes narrow playfully, “Give me a few minutes, then we’ll resolve that. How’s that?”
“Sounds great to me.” her cheeks felt so hot she felt she could melt herself, but she watched as Bradley returned to the task of washing everything with her hands tucked in between her thick thighs, still looking at his bicep and the sharp curve of his jawline and the thick column of neck. While admiring him, Beatrice couldn’t help but wonder what the plans would be for that night, he did say they’d go to the karaoke, and she could call Shells if she wanted her to come or even Evelyn so they could have a fun time together, “I’m excited for tonight.” she smiles, “I think it’ll be really fun.”
“It will be a lot of fun,baby,” he says while tilting his head in her direction and winking at her and holding back how much they’d be doing once they got there. Everyone agreed on coming, Michael and Leonardo too after some time of Bradley asking them to keep quiet and not blurt it out to Bea, “I haven’t been to a karaoke bar in years, I think I’m a bit rusty.”
Beatrice gives him a weird look, narrowing her eyes in his direction, “You sung at the Hard Deck quite a few times, I don’t know if I’d consider you rusty.” he chuckles at her explanation, wiping his hands on a rag and tossing it aside after he’s done, “So you know, I don’t think you’d be rusty at all.”
“I appreciate your enthusiasm.” he says, finally stepping closer to her since he was done washing everything, spreading her legs to he could step between them, “But, let’s talk about how you could make it up to me, I was thinking that after the breakfast settles we could have a nice, lovely shower.” he murmurs against her skin, pressing soft butterfly kisses to the curve of her jaw, “Where I’d wash you everywhere.”
Beatrice’s face turns red and she giggles, biting her lower lip, “Well it is my birthday.” she whispers, “I’d love that.”
“Maybe a massage too.” he smirks, dragging his lips up her ear, making goosebumps form on her skin “I am really good with my hands.” Beatrice couldn’t even reply because he picked her up under the thighs, Beatrice wrapping her legs around his waist out of habit, giggling with her face a deep shade of red, allowing herself to be carried up the stairs.
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They had to go to the karaoke bar exactly at eight, it was the time where mainly everyone would be waiting and the time everything would be just perfect. He was excited for Bea, he knew how much she’d like this and how much it’d mean to her…even if he had to throw some deception along the way.
Shells and Evelyn were ‘too busy’ to join the karaoke night, which made Beatrice feel a little crestfallen, looking down at her phone with a tiny frown on her face, “It’s okay baby.” he tries to ease her sad heart, rubbing the back of his index finger on the side of her face, “You guys can try again some other time.”
“I guess so…I’d’ve liked them to show up, you know?” she drops the hand holding the phone to the side, then places the small device into her bag as Rooster waits for her, “Just…you know, they are my friends.” she grabs his hand when he offers, the two walking up to the karaoke bar, trying to avoid getting hit by the passerby’s that were coming around, “Oh, wow, I hope we can find a spot inside, it looks like it’s full of people.”
“Yeah, me too.” he lies, trying his best to bite back his grin when they wander inside, Bradley walking up to one of the ladies seated at front where they could choose a room to go. But he didn’t have to choose because it was already chosen and closed for. Beatrice, thankfully, is too distracted pulling her phone back out to check that maybe her friends changed their minds and are on their way over. She only looked up when Rooster tugged her hand and told her to follow him, “We’re in luck, we got one spot safe for us.”
“Oh really?” she smiles, her smile turning confused when they wander past the usual small group areas to go up the staircase where the big corporate rooms are, “Oh, ah, wow, and it’s up here?” she couldn’t help but look at her surroundings in surprise. “I thought this are was for big groups or something.” her boyfriend doesn’t reply, in fact he just sends her an amused look and gently places his hand on her lower back, guiding her through the sea of people.
They end up at a large double door with a red sticker on it, a sticker that looked a lot like a party hat. Beatrice couldn’t really ask much, because Rooster opened the door with his free hand - she could see only black- and gently pushed her inside, “Roos what is–
“SURPRISE!!!”
Beatrice yelped in shock, holding onto Rooster’s arm when the lights turned on revealing every single one of her friends in there, with the addition of Michael,Leo, Cynthia,Marina and Derek, all of them inside a large room filled with party decorations and a large plasma screen in the middle of the wall. Beatrice’s eyes widened, trying to get past the shock with a hand over her heart, “What–what–”
“Happy birthday Bumblebea!!” Shells shouted, blowing a pink colored horn that sounded like a dying duck more than an actual instrument. The brunette was still digesting what was happening, furrowing her eyebrows when she saw Shells…and Evelyn…wait a minute.
“Wait! But you guys said you were busy–” 
“It was a little white lie so you wouldn’t be suspicious,” Comes Evelyn’s voice from the right, stepping away from Jake to wrap an arm on her friend’s shoulder as a hug, “Plus don’t get mad at us, it was all Rooster’s idea.”
Beatrice looks back at her tall boyfriend, who was now grabbing one of the chilled Budweiser bottles from the tin bucket in the corner, giving her a proud smile, “Roos…you, how did you–”
“It wasn’t easy, I have to admit. Evelyn helped me get this spot for everyone,” the black haired woman nodded in agreement when Bea turned to look back at her, “And you know, I thought you’d like it.”
Beatrice never had a surprise party before, she always wanted one…and now, for her thirtieth birthday she got one. Because her boyfriend organized it - well her boyfriend and her friend - something for her again. Her eyes were so wide they looked like they’d pop out of the sockets at any second, barely noticing when people started hugging her, congratulating her on another year on this Earth. 
When she was calm enough, her eyes finally adjusting on seeing everyone and now that they were all taking their places in the comfortable dark blue couches in the room, Beatrice got closer to Bradley with her eyes shining, “Did you really…organize this for me?”
“Of course.” he answers easily, lifting a hand to cup her chin, rubbing the slope right underneath her lower lip, “I thought you’d like it.”
“I…I love it! I’ve never had a surprise party before Roos…this is…'' she turns her head to see her siblings with their respective spouses already getting familiarized with the Dagger squad. Penny was there too, she didn’t think she’d show up since today was Saturday and it was still early…did she take a night off just to come to her birthday? Beatrice couldn’t even help the happy sigh that went past her lips the more she looked, “This is…really the best gift ever.”
Rooster’s gaze softened at the same time hers did, watching her watch the others with a warmth inside those green irises he couldn’t help but keep his eyes on her, dropping his hand from her chin to stuff it into his pocket, “You are welcome baby.” he coos, leaning down to kiss her temple, then her red cheek, “This is all for you.”
All for her.
Everyone was there for her.
She couldn’t even…describe what she was feeling right now, gratefulness? Happiness? All in between and at once? It was near euphoric, perhaps that would be the closest way to elaborate what was running inside her head. “Thank you Brad. Thank you so much.” she whispers, trying her hardest not to cry and destroy her carefully done make up - she did go all out on it that night - sniffling quietly, “No one ever did this for me.”
“I’m full of surprises.”
“Yeah…” she was going to marry this man, there was no backing away now, “Yeah you are.”
“Hey! Come on lovebirds! Are we going to start this show or not?”
Both of them turn to where Shells was currently fiddling with the karaoke playlist, everyone else already seated and snacking on the peanuts they usually kept on the center table before every main meal. Bea then turns to Rooster, who smirks and nods his head forward, “After you, gorgeous.”
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Fluffy Fridays—Chapter 172: What a Lovely Way To Burn, or,  Killian Learns the Upsides of a Storybrooke Heat Wave
Fluffy Fridays—Chapter 172: What a Lovely Way To Burn, or,  Killian Learns the Upsides of a Storybrooke Heat Wave
Pairing:  Captain Swan
Summary:   A series of unrelated, fluffy one shots featuring Killian Jones and  Emma Swan and the relationship that makes us all swoon. Will contain  both canon and AU stories. My contribution to Operation Rainbow Kisses  and Unicorn Stickers (aka, my attempt to drown out the season 4 finale  angst with ridiculous levels of fluff.)
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Genre: Season 3b canon divergence–I realize it was winter during 3b, but for this story’s purposes, I needed a very not-winterlike heat wave.
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Killian frowned fiercely as he felt a bead of sweat make its way down his back beneath his thin, cotton shirt.  He’d long since shed his leather duster and even the vest beneath. Damn this infernal heat!
Had Swan brought him back to Storybrooke in that yellow vessel of hers, or to the pits of hell? Being a seaside burg, he’d been under the impression he was in for a temperate climate.
He had most assuredly been under the wrong impression.
This morning, when he’d ventured from his room into the common area of Granny's establishment, one of the other guests had turned on the moving picture box (the TV, he believed he’d heard someone call it), and a man stood before a map of the area and detailed the weather they could expect for the day.
“Well folks, we’re in for a hot one,” he said. “A heat wave of epic proportions is set to hit the Storybrooke metropolitan area today. Temperatures are expected to hit the high nineties. We might even hit triple digits!  We haven’t seen weather like this since the curse broke–the first curse, that is.  I have no idea what the weather was like during the missing year, mainly because I have no idea about anything during the missing year.”
Killian shook his head as he sipped at his morning coffee. First wicked witches, then flying monstrosities, and now a heat wave.  Why had he ever come back from the Enchanted Forest?
Emma walked from the back room into the diner, her arm slung around her lad and a lovely smile on her face. Ah yes. This was why.
He’d endure far more than a hot day in order to be with her.
“Hey, Killian!” Henry said, hurrying over to his booth and taking a seat. “You guys making any progress on the skip you’re chasing?”
Killian hurriedly moved his left arm under the table so as to hide his hook from the lad. He knew Swan wished to keep up the ruse, as Henry’s memories had yet to return, but he wondered how much longer they could keep him in the dark. There were, after all, flying monkeys about, and Henry was a perceptive lad.  He was bound to figure out something was amiss sooner or later.
Emma reached the table, face reddening. “Henry! You can’t just intrude on someone’s breakfast!”
Killian waved to the other side of the booth where Henry had already taken up residence. “It’s no intrusion, love. You both are more than welcome to join me.”
She smiled gratefully at him, before sliding into the booth.  “Looks like it’s gonna be a hot one today,” she said, glancing up at the TV. 
“Aye,” Killian said with a grimace. “So it would seem.”
“Hey Mom! Are you gonna be busy with your case all day?” Henry asked excitedly. “Maybe if you guys have a little extra time, we could go swim at the beach!”
Emma shrugged. “I mean, we’re kind of at a standstill right now. No sign of the Wick–uh, I mean the skip. I don’t see why we couldn’t get some beach time in. What do you think, Killian? Wanna join us?”
Killian’s smile lit up his entire face. “I’d be delighted.”
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By the time their beach excursion began, Killian was rethinking his state of mind.  She was trying to kill him.  There was no doubt about it.  She was trying to burn him alive with desire–in a way that was most certainly not appropriate with her lad about.
It all started about an hour after breakfast ended and Killian, Emma,, and Henry went their separate ways.  Swan had knocked on his door and presented him with the strangest article of clothing he had ever seen.  They appeared to be short pants of some sort, but never had he seen pants like these.  They were a deep, royal purple, and throughout were drawings of songbirds.  Across the arse was emblazoned the single word “Charming”.
“So, I figured you probably didn’t have any swimming trunks,” she said, her tone a touch self-conscious.  “I asked David if he had any spares, and he gave me these.  Apparently Mary Margaret had them custom made to reflect who he is or something, and when I told him they were for you, he thought it would be hilarious.  Told me to take pictures.”
“I’m…I’m meant to wear this to go bathing in your realm?” he asked, holding the abomination of an article of clothing between two fingers and pouring over it.
“I mean…you can’t exactly swim in your leathers,” she said.
He grinned saucily at her, playfully wiggling his eyebrows.  “I could always not wear my leathers.”
She rolled her eyes, grinning and shoving him playfully.  “Yeah, let’s try not to traumatize my son any more than we have to.  Plus public nudity’s a crime.  I’d rather not have to arrest you on my day off.”
He chuckled.  How he’d missed this–the flirting, the playful teasing.  He’d missed everything about her, but he’d especially missed how buoyant she made his spirits.
“Very well,” he conceded. “In the interest of not corrupting your son–and not seeing the inside of your brig–I shall wear these–what did you call them?--swim trunks.  But what manner of shirt am I meant to wear?”
She looked flustered at that, averting her eyes. “Uh…well, most guys just wear the trunks and no shirt.”
He grinned again.  “Why Swan, I’m shocked.  If you wished me to get half-naked for you, all you had to do was ask.”
She rolled her eyes again.
Suddenly it occurred to Killian that he had one more difficulty that most men of this realm did not.  He reached up to scratch behind his ear.  “But what am I meant to do about this?”
He waved his hooked arm before her.
“Well, I mean, you can leave the brace and cuff on if you want,” Emma said, “but Killian, you can also take it off.”
“I rather doubt you wish to be subjected to the sight of my stump, love,” he said in a small voice, eyes looking at the carpeting. “The wound had to be cauterized and stitched quickly, and I’m afraid it is rather unsightly.”
She was silent for a moment, and then she reached up, turning his face toward her.  “You don’t have to be ashamed of your missing hand, Hook.  You know that, right?  Neither Henry, nor I care about your stump.  It’s just a part of you.”
He felt warmth suffuse him.  Though he didn’t have Swan’s superpower for detecting lies, there was no doubt that she spoke with absolute sincerity and conviction.  “Thank you for that.”
“Welcome,” she said breezily, “although I can’t guarantee Henry won’t ask you awkward questions about amputation.  He is a twelve-year-old, after all.  I’ll talk to him about appropriate topics of conversation.”
Killian chuckled.  “I’m well aware of the inquisitiveness of the pre-teen lad.  Not to worry, Swan.”
They stood smiling at each other for a moment, and if Killian didn’t know better, he’d have believed Emma wished for his company–perhaps even wished for a repeat of the kiss he’d tried at her apartment door (preferably without the knee to his nether regions this time).  But after a moment, she seemed to think better of it, shaking her head slightly and taking a step back.
“Yeah, so I’m going to get Granny to put together a picnic for all of us.  Meet out in front of the diner in, say, half an hour?  We can take the bug down to the docks.”
“Sounds good, love.”
Seeing the blatant look of interest–maybe even want–in Swan’s eyes when he emerged from the diner and headed toward her vehicle almost made it worth his while to wear these absolute travesties of “swim trunks”.
“Like what you see, love?” he purred as he reached her, standing tall so his chest–bare of all but a generous peppering of hair–showed to full display.
Her cheeks reddened, and she stammered, “Just get in the car, Hook.  Henry’s waiting.”
Apparently the lass was so flustered she couldn’t even come up with her normal witty repartee.
He grinned as he obeyed and got into her vehicle, but his grin turned to a groan when she reached over to help him with the buckle of the car’s restraint and her hand brushed his chest.  Had the temperature suddenly risen even higher?
But it wasn’t until they reached the beach that Killian realized he was in serious danger of spontaneous combustion before this day was at an end.  
While the lad ran toward the water, ready to frolic, Killian helped Swan spread colorful towels along the sand, and then she reached for the hem of the short, rather formless bathing dress she wore, and before he could divine what she was about, she pulled it up over her head, displaying far more creamy white skin than he had ever expected to see outside of his lurid daydreams.  Indeed, she was clad only in two tiny swaths of fabric which left very little to his imagination.
Killian felt his jaw drop.
“Like what you see, Hook?” she asked, turning his own question back upon him.
For a moment he merely swallowed hard, unable to speak, sure his desire for this woman would consume him whole.
“It’s…” he began, voice squeaking like an inexperienced lad.  He cleared his throat. “It’s rather…daring, isn’t it?”
She laughed, before sitting gracefully on her towel and rummaging in the bag she’d brought with her.  “It’s called a bikini,” she said, “and I had my suspicions you may like it.”
“Is this the customary attire for women of this realm when bathing?”
She shrugged.  “For some.  Others like a one-piece suit, or some combination of the two.  Have I shocked you, Hook?  I never would have taken Captain Hook for a prude.”
He scoffed, before looking her slowly up and down in a way that brought the heat to her cheeks. “A prude I am not.  I’m just not accustomed to seeing a woman in this state of undress outside of the bedchamber.”
“So my question remains,” she said, leaning toward him.  “Like what you see?”
He groaned again.  “Gods, yes.”
Henry took that moment to reappear.  Probably for the best.  The thoughts Killian was having were hardly conducive to a public place.  “Hey guys, hurry up!  The water’s perfect!”
“Hold on just a second before you go running off again,” Emma chided, reaching once again into her bag and pulling out a plastic bottle.  “Don’t forget the sunscreen.”
Killian watched curiously as Swan opened the bottle and squirted a generous dollop of white, coconut scented cream onto her hand and then began applying it to the lad’s skin.
“What precisely is sunscreen?” he asked curiously.
“You don’t know what sunscreen is?” Henry asked with a raised eyebrow.  “It keeps you from getting a sunburn.”
Killian felt his face reddening yet again.  “I’ve lived a rather sheltered life, I suppose.”
Swan snorted.  “A swashbuckling pirate leading a sheltered life?  That’ll be the day.”
“A pirate?” Henry asked, turning to him with eager eyes.  “You were a pirate?”
“Er…” he said, looking at Swan, unsure how he was meant to answer that.
“Uh–yeah,” Emma said.  “Didn’t I tell you, Henry?  Killian, um, well, he does this pirate reenactment show thing on a ship.  That’s why he was dressed like that.”
For a woman with the ability to spot lies, she was hopeless herself at prevarication.  The lad, however, did not seem to notice her falsehood.  Instead, he looked eagerly back at Killian.
“A pirate?  Like Captain Hook?”
Killian shot a startled look at Emma, but she just shrugged.  “Aye, I suppose so.”
Henry narrowed his eyes.  “You don’t look like Captain Hook.  No curls or mustache or anything.”
“Perhaps,” Killian said, “the problem is that your Captain Hook doesn’t look like me.”
Henry shrugged.  “Can I go back to the water now?”
Emma nodded and the lad scampered off.
“Nice save,” she murmured as soon as Henry was out of ear shot.  “I need to be more careful what I say around him.”
“No harm done I suppose,” Killian said.  “I find myself quite curious, though, to see a rendering of what your world believes to be Captain Hook.”
She laughed.  “We have got to watch Peter Pan sometime.  The look on your face when you see your Disney counterpart is going to be priceless.”
Killian raised one skeptical eyebrow.  “Something tells me I’ll rather dislike what I see.”
She laughed again.
“The lad is perceptive, though,” Killian continued, going back to the main topic of conversation at hand. “He’s bound to–”
He stopped abruptly as he watched Emma squirt another generous dollop of the sunscreen onto her hand and then begin applying it to her arms, her legs, her chest, her stomach.
Was the woman trying to kill him?
“Bound to what?” she asked.
Killian cleared his throat.  “Bound to notice things are amiss at some point or another.”
“Yeah,” she answered, sounding utterly unaware of what she was doing to him with her ministrations.  “I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.  Hey, can you do my back?”
His eyebrows raised nearly to his hairline.  “Do…your back?”
“Yeah,” she said, holding out the bottle to him.  “I can’t reach it on my own, and I don’t want to burn.”
She…she wished him to rub lotion onto her back?  She truly was trying to murder him, burn him alive with the want of her.
He must have taken too long to answer, because she turned toward him with questioning eyes–that slowly widened as she saw the look in his own eyes.  “I…um…I can have Henry do it if you don’t want to.”
Killian closed his eyes and groaned.  He was on fire, but what a lovely way to burn.  “The wanting is not the problem,” he muttered.  “But no matter.  I’m fully capable of completing the task you’ve assigned me.”
As he applied the lotion, caressing her silky soft skin, moving steadily from the nape of her neck down toward her delectable arse, he began to wonder if he’d spoken the truth.  The thoughts he was having were most assuredly NOT fit to be engaged in in public or in the company of a child.
He was in need of a cold and bracing shower.
“Come on guys!  Aren’t you ever going to be ready?” Henry asked, running back to them once again.
Saved by the lad again!
“As it happens,” Killian said, getting to his feet, “I’m ready right now.  Lead on my boy.”
What followed were several of the most enjoyable hours Killian had spent in years.  He was reminded of the days of his boyhood before his mother had passed.  She’d often take Liam and him down to the beach, where they’d frolic and play until the sun went down.
Killian helped Henry build a sand castle–complete with moat and drawbridge built of twigs they’d found along the shore.  They swam, all three playfully splashing each other.  They dined on sandwiches prepared by Granny, and they combed the beach for interesting rocks and seashells.
Finally, as afternoon turned to dusk and then night fell, it was time to return to the inn.  They gathered their things and headed back to the car while Henry chattered a mile a minute about all they’d done that day.
Later, back at their rooms, Emma closed the door behind Henry and then turned back toward Killian.  “Hey, thanks for joining us today,” she said, smiling happily up at him.  “I think we all needed a little break from the stress of Wicked Witch hunting.”
He reached up and brushed a flyaway lock of hair behind her ear, returning her smile with a tender one of his own.  “You’ve no need to thank me, love.  It was my very great pleasure.”
She smiled again, looking at his eyes, and then focusing on his lips, her hands flexing at her sides.  He wanted nothing in the world more at this moment than to pull her toward him and kiss her breathless–and from the way she was looking at him, it would seem she wanted the same–but Killian was determined to let her set the pace.  And so he waited for her to make up her mind.
After a moment where the tension between them sizzled as hot as the pavement that day, she took a deep breath, and then stepped back.  For a moment Killian felt an intense stab of disappointment, but then he schooled his features.  Swan may not be ready to give herself over to her feelings for him yet, but they were there.  If there was anything this day at the beach told him it was that.
He was a patient man.  He could wait until she was ready to move forward.
“Well…” Emma said awkwardly after another moment.  “Guess I better hit the sack.  No doubt it’s only a matter of time before the next crisis hits.  Need to get rested up.”
“Goodnight love.”
He watched as she disappeared into her room and then shut the door before turning to his own room across the hall.  No, Killian had never been a fan of hot, summer weather, but if it was to afford him days like this, he may need to reassess his opinion.
 Notes:
–Like many places in the U.S. right now, my little corner of the country is experiencing a significant heat wave right now.  Some of the ladies on my OUAT Discord decided we should use that fact to our advantage–keeping in mind the fact that literally EVERYTHING can be made into a CS fic if you try hard enough.  And when I think of heat waves, what comes to mind?  Swimming–it may be the only outdoor activity that feels even remotely tolerable in weather like this.  And with swimming involved, I could not resist introducing Killian to the modern wonder that is the bikini.  I suspect Emma’s right.  He’d rather like the article of attire when it’s being worn by a certain blonde savior-princess!
–But lest this fic venture into territory far more explicit than a T rated fic should, I decided to add Henry into their swimming excursion.  And after all, who doesn’t love Captain Cobra and Captain Cobra Swan?
–Shout out once again to the ladies of the OUAT discord for helping me design the swim trunks David lent Killian.
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missmorosis · 4 years
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did i make a prompt list? 👀 maybe.
made these for the new year, 2021 :D
feel free to send in requests! rules in my navi :)
btw some of these prompts may be inspired by others!!
heh feel free to reblog if you would like to use it <3
If you don't mind, please credit me (@missmorosis) if you use these prompts!! I would love to read what yall come up with hehe
💜, morosis
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1. “Can you come over?” “I’m already here.”
2. “I already know your order, the usual, right?"
3. "You look adorable in- wait is that my shirt?"
4. "Marry me. Now."
5. "You're cold? Have my jacket."
6. “Uh- why is there glitter everywhere?”
7. “Please, you’re adorable.”
8. “Yeah, okay, but I’m cooler.” “You sure?”
9. “You know, I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”
10. “So... did you know that all our friends have a bet going that we end up together?”
11. “Stop laughing at me! It’s not that funny! ... Maybe it’s a little funny.”
12. “I- yeah- I would like that.”
13. “Hey, hey, look at the road. Instead of looking at me.”
14. “Were you always this beautiful?”
15. “Can- can I kiss you?”
16. “Can you just hold me for a bit?”
17. “I’m saying this out of love... but that looks horrendous.”
18. “You’re safe now, okay? I’m here.”
19. "Oh my gosh, is that idiot my s/o?"
20. “You- you think about me?” “Well, yeah. 24/7.”
21. “Well, I just thought... if you weren’t feeling well, I could at least do this for you.”
22. “Oh my gosh, what happened to you?”
23. “Can’t get enough of me, huh?” 
24. “Would it help if I stayed with you?”
25. “Do you trust me?” “Who are you, Aladdin?”
26. "You're an idiot." "I'm your idiot."
27. "Let me get that for you."
28. "Please don't do this to me.”
29. "Talk to me. Please, just say something.”
30. "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Honest answer?" "... no."
31. "Don't die on me. Please."
32. "Don't- don't come any closer."
33. "Why are you lying to me?"
34. "I'm starting to worry about you."
35. "Where have you been?"
36. "Hey, don't cry."
37. “How is this my fault?”
38. “Leave me alone.”
39. "You said they'd come home. So, where are they?"
40. "I... found you crying. What happened?"
41. "Who hurt you?"
42. "I don't deserve you."
43. "W- will they be okay?"
44. "It’s okay. They’re gone now."
45. “Are you crying... because of me?”
46. “Why aren’t you asleep?”
47. “Let me go. Let. Me. Go.”
48. “You... you promised.”
49. “You deserve better.”
50. “I’m sorry. I really am this time.”
51. “How’d you get hurt?”
52. “You know, it doesn’t help to hold it all in."
53. "How does it feel to lose to me?"
54. "Don't leave me here."
55. "This song reminds me of you."
56. "You need to take better care of yourself."
57. "Where have you been?"
58. "You don't have to be afraid."
59. "How long have you just been sitting there?"
60. "You did this all for me?"
61. "Please don't tell me that’s (s/o)."
62. "Why is there a dog in my living room?"
63. "Shut up and let me braid your hair."
64. "Hop on my back.”
65. “Have I ever told you how much I hate you?”
66. “Can we stop for a second? I think I’m going to pass out.”
67. “I know you’re sad, so let me in. It’s cold outside.”
68. “Just... walk it off.” “I don’t think I can walk.”
69. “Are- are you bleeding?”
70. “Uh sorry, I think I dropped your child.”
71. “That was fun. I’m never doing it again.”
72. “Oh, shoot, I think I’m seeing things.”
73. “Wow, your hair’s really soft. Like... really soft.”
74. “That is... the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
75. “It’s purely luck. Zero skill.”
76. “Can you look at my face and honestly tell me that I’m ugly? Nope, you can’t.”
77. “I can’t say (his/her/their) name without smiling!”
78. “So... do you come here often?” “I- I literally work here.”
79. “Whatever you do, don’t turn around.”
80. “You know, you’re allowed to be mad at me.”
81. “Oh my gosh, wait, is this legal?” “To be honest, I’m not sure.”
82. “I’m this close to cutting off all my hair.”
83. “What do you want me to do? Throw popcorn at them?”
84. “Leave me alone.” “I brought cookies.” “... fine, come in.”
85. “Why should I share with you?” “Because you love me 😌”
86. “I would appreciate it if you never spoke of this ever again.”
87. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”
88. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting?”
89. “So... who was going to tell me?”
90. “Uh, was this the original plan?”
91. “Stop kissing me, it tickles!”
92. “For the record, I never agreed to this.”
93. “You dropped this.”
94. “I’m not threatening you!” “Well I feel pretty darn threatened.”
95. “Do. Not. Push. Me.”
96. “Can- can you come get me? Please?” “Of course.”
97. “How many times have you watched that?” “Probably close to 100.”
98. “Hey, I, uh, brought you some pizza.”
99. “Wait. Stand right there, I want to take a picture of you.”
100. “I love you.”
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Get to Know Me
1. Name 2. Age 3. City that you live in
4. What do most people not know about you? 5. What do most people know you for? 6. Hobbies 7. What are your passions? 8. What do you search for in a significant other? 7. What are you most proud of? 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list. 11. What was the last thing you learned? 12. How many relationships have you been in? 13. Turn ons 14. Turn offs 15. Favorite food 16. Favorite drink 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received? 18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? 19. Do you sleep during class? 20. What is the most expensive thing you own? 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own? 22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? 23. Text or call? 24. Opinion on long distance? 25. What is your definition of success? 26. Favorite song? 27. Favorite artist? 28. Celebrity crush/crushes? 29. When was the last time you read for fun? 30. Favorite flower? 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now? 32. Any guilty pleasures? 33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? 34. What do you search for in a friend? 35. How many times have you said “I love you” in the past month? 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home? 37. Why do bad things happen to good people? 38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye? 39. How many green shirts do you own? 40. Do you like anime? 41. What do you invest the most time in? 42. What was the name of the last book you read? 43. What’s the difference between loving and liking someone? 44. Where are you most productive? 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends. 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone. 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist? 48. Do you have any allergies? 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone? 50. What was the last promise you made? 51. What was your last dream about? 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be? 53. How many countries have you visited? 54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.) 56. When was the last time somebody complimented you? 56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself? 57. Do you consider yourself mature? 58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr? 59. What is your favorite quote? 60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be? 61. What is your greatest accomplishment? 62. Do you believe in the death penalty? 63. What are your goals for life? 64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now? 65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. 66. What were you like in 2013? 67. Do you have a job? 68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend. 69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be? 70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before? 71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website? 72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? 73. Does money equal happiness? 74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime? 75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? 76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told? 77. When was the last time you looked at the news? 78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? 79. What is your favorite animal? 80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it? 81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at? 82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get? 83. Does age necessarily equal maturity? 84. What is your favorite clothing store? 85. In the winter- beanies or gloves? 86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail? 87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it? 88. What do you fear the most? 89. How many digits of pi can you recite? 90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? 91. Describe yourself in one word. 92. Describe your last victory. 93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen? 94. What is something you will never forget? 95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail? 96. Have you ever broken a bone before? 97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody? 98. Coffee or tea? 99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way? 100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?
Send me a message here with the # or your questions!
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