#that will turn a $10 shirt into a $50-75 shirt and i have $30

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

I am going to throw my phone against the wall

[airaibunny]

MISC SMUT PROMPTS

1. “no underwear? did you plan this?”

2. “are you just going to watch?”

3. “but the cameras” - “they can’t see us from this angle, if you can stay still”

4. “you’re such a needy girl”

5. “you just keep doing what you’re doing”

6. “you’re fucking soaked”

7. “you make me so wet”

8. “can i ask you for something?”

9. “please don’t think i’m weird for this…”

10. “does that turn you on?”

11. “i need your fingers”

12. “say/do it like you mean it”

13. “scream my name while you cum”

14. “call me mommy”

15. “touch yourself, i want to watch”

16. “on your knees”

17. “turn around”

18. “bend over”

19. “spread your legs”

20. “open wider”

21. “sit on my thigh/face/etc”

22. “lift your leg”

23. “i’m bored, let’s play”

24. “i can see you staring at my tits/thigh/ass”

25. “harder”

26. “it’s my turn now”

27. “i didn’t mean to call you that, i’m sorry” - “no! don’t apologize, i liked it…”

28. “spank me”

29. “choke me”

30. “bite me”

31. “you can practice on me”

32. “this is a one time thing”

33. “i thought you said it was a one time thing?”

34. “we can’t do this”

35. “i ordered us something”

36. “that looks too big”

37. “you bought a vibrator?”

38. “sit here”

39. “while standing?”

40. “give me your hand”

41. “i’m/it’s all over your chin”

42. “do you think about me when you touch yourself?”

43. “why are you being so shy? it’s not like i haven’t already seen all of you”

44. “you’re so spoiled”

45. “can we use a toy?”

46. “can i use a toy on you?”

47. “just like that”

48. “nobody can know about this, okay?”

49. “how are you so close already?”

50. “i can see how wet you are through your shorts”

51. “can you be quick?”

52. “please, i’ll finish fast”

53. “use your mouth”

54. “why do you get so shy when i use that word?”

55. “where do you want me to touch you?” - “down there…” - “you have to say the word”

56. “on the counter/table/etc?”

57. “have you seen the things the the fans write about you and *other member*?”

58. “pull my hair”

59. “open your mouth”

60. “you’re such a messy girl”

61. “take off your underwear” - “but, there��s other people here” - “they won’t see you, there’s an entire table here”

62. “open your eyes”

63. “look at me while you cum”

64. “do you want me to use my fingers/mouth?”

65. “do you want to join me?”

66. “how bad do you want it?”

67. “it’s too late for this” - “you don’t have to do anything, just stay laying down”

68. “can you stay quiet if i take this call?”

69. “we could get kicked out for this”

70. “don’t make me say it, you know what i want”

71. “you’re so annoying” - “would i still be annoying eating you out?”

72. “put your leg over my shoulder”

73. “there’s no one else here, be louder”

74. “i’m going to fuck you against the windows, i want everyone to see how good you are for me”

75. “stop being gentle”

76. “you can’t leave marks”

77. “we are not doing this standing, there’s a bed right there”

78. “do you like it when i spank you?”

79. “use my thigh”

80. “if you hate me so much, why are you letting me do this?”

81. “you’re really telling me to stop while both of your hands are in my shirt?”

82. “i still hate you”

83. “this is just sex, no strings”

84. “fuck you” - “well, that’s what we’re doing isn’t it?”

85. "you can take it like a good girl, right?"

86. “that was a nice way to wake up"

87. “why don't you make it up to me?"

[defjux]

100 of my favorite Hip Hop Albums of 2022 Might be excessive but there was simply just a ton of music this year that I enjoyed and found myself going back to, and I believe each of them is worth checking out.  Each of the album titles here also links to either a bandcamp page or stream where you can listen to the project. Hopefully you’ll at least find one new album that you enjoy here, and as always feel free to reply with what you enjoyed and connected with the most this year. I’d love to know, and any other recommendations are definitely appreciated. This was an incredible year for new releases, not just for hip hop but for music in general which is why i’ll be posting another top 100 list for all of the non hip hop stuff I enjoyed from this year, hopefully in the next few days.  Peace. Chart w/ titles included 2022 Hip Hop Spotify Playlist 1. Billy Woods & Preservation - Aethiopes 2. Avantdale Bowling Club - TREES 3. Cities Aviv - Working Title For The Album Secret Waters 4. MIKE - Beware of the Monkey 5. ELUCID - I Told Bessie 6. AKAI SOLO - Spirit Roaming 7. Teddy Faley - Teddy Brown Brown 8. Defcee & BoatHouse - For All Debts Public and Private [IMPORT EDITION] 9. Ka - Woeful Studies / Languish Arts 10. J.I.D - The Forever Story 11. Open Mike Eagle - Component System with the Auto Reverse 12. billy woods x Messiah Musik - Church 13. Danger Mouse & Black Thought - Cheat Codes 14. ShrapKnel - Metal Lung 15. SolarFive & Iceberg Theory - Momento Mori 16. Moor Mother - Jazz Codes 17. Serengeti & Child Actor - Ajai 2 18. Infinity Knives & Brian Ennals - King Cobra 19. Joshua Virtue - RAMA 20. Zilla Rocca & andrew - Don't Wait For Me to Leave 21. Fly Anakin - Frank 22. Cities Aviv - MAN PLAYS THE HORN 23. KILLVONGARD - I Think I've Lost It. 24. R.A.P. Ferreira - 5 to the Eye with Stars 25. Illogic - The Transition 26. Quelle Chris - DEATHFAME 27. Bloodmoney Perez - Curses 28. Fatboi Sharif & Noface - Preaching In Havana 29. Ockham's Blazer - Ockham's Blazer 30. Little Simz - NO THANK YOU 31. Theravada - Strange Voice 32. amani & robalu - I'll Be Right Black 33. Jam Baxter – Fetch The Poison 34. OKnice - Have You Tried Being Happy? 35. Davis & Foule Monk - Plum Whisky

36. Noveliss - Vagabond 37. SHIRT & Jack Splash - I Turned Myself Into Myself 38. Moses Rockwell - Until You Run out of Cake 39. Ja'king the Divine - 手术: BLACK SUN TZU 40. Archibald SLIM - Worldly Ways 41. NNAMDÏ - Please Have A Seat 42. YUNGMORPHEUS & Theravada - Up Against the Wall; a Degree of Lunacy 43. Roc Marciano & The Alchemist - The Elephant Man's Bones 44. Nas - King's Disease III 45. Lord Kayso - MOOR CHORES 46. Ace Cannons & MIGHTYHEALTHY - Mightycannons 47. Rich Jones & Iceberg Theory - Smoke Detector 48. Lukah - Raw Extractions 49. Nicholas Craven & Boldy James - Fair Exchange No Robbery 50. Ghais Guevara - There Will Be No Super-Slave 51. Lupe Fiasco - DRILL MUSIC IN ZION 52. Milc & Televangel - Neutral Milc Motel 53. ILL Conscious x Mute Won - Acres of Diamonds 54. L'Orange & Solemn Brigham - Marlowe 3 55. $ilkMoney - I Don't Give a Fuck About This Rap Shit 56. Teller Bank$ & Ed Glorious - The I & I 57. Wiki & Subjxct 5 - Cold Cuts 58. Love, Ulysses - 61​,​265​,​147 59. Vic Spencer & August Fanon - Psychological Cheat Sheet 3 60. Stik Figa x August Fanon - Heresy 61. Raz Fresco & Nicholas Craven - Boulangerie 62. QThree - U Be Ight 63. Wrecking Crew - Sedale Threat 64. eLZhi & Georgia Anne Muldrow - Zhigeist 65. Apollo Brown & Philmore Greene - Cost of Living 66. miles cooke - i used to feel things 67. Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire - I Love Y.O.U cuz Y.O.U Ugly Vol.1 68. demahjiae - Angels Wear Black 69. AJ Suede & Televangel - Metatron's Cube 70. Sacco & Vanzetti - It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You 71. Mavi - Laughing so Hard, it Hurts 72. Rhys Langston - Grapefruit Radio 73. Steel Tipped Dove & Aloe Vera - Days Pass Strange 74. PENPALS - Dimensions of Dialogue 75. Malachi. Whitman - Happy Place 76. Denzel Curry - Melt My Eyez See Your Future (Extended) 77. Lungs/LoneSword, Phiik & Cise Greeny - Where Are The Bugs!? 78. Pink Siifu & Real Bad Man - Real Bad Flights 79. Andrew - The Rain Knows What It's Doing 80. Mattic & Parental - Down In The Rabbit Hole 81. Boldy James & Futurewave - Mr. Ten08 82. Ransom & V Don - Chaos Is My Ladder 83. Torito & Small Professor - Soiled 84. Jermiside & The Expert - The Overview Effect 85. big kahuna og & graymatter - METAL GEAR SOLID 86. Duncecap & Hajino - Go Climb A Tree 87. Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! 88. Deca - Smoking Gun 89. Freddie Gibbs - Soul Sold Separately 90. Mickey Diamond & Big Ghost Ltd - Gucci Ghost 91. Rome Streetz - KISS THE RING 92. Redveil - learn 2 swim 93. Daniel Son - The Bush Doctor 94. Dälek - Precipice 95. Jesse the Tree - Pigeon Man 96. Jason Griff - Fireside Chats 2 97. Benny the Butcher - Tana Talk 4 98. Killah Priest - Mother 99. Lord jaH-Monte Ogbon & Sadhugold - The Black Möbius 100. Kipp Stone - Room 109

[1000-year-old-virgin]

90 Best Songs of 2022

My fave songs of 2022 in no particular order 1. Coco Jones - ICU

2. Carly Rae Jepsen ft. Rufus Wainwright - The Loneliest Time

3. Catie Turner - Step Mom

4. Meghan Trainor - Made You Look

5. Beyonce ft. Grace Jones & Tems - MOVE

6. Beyonce - THIQUE

7. Kim Petras - Treat Me Like A Slut

8. Megan Thee Stallion ft. Jhené Aiko - Consistency

9. Charli XCX - Constant Repeat

10. Lizzo - 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)

11. Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl

12. PinkPantheress - Boy's a liar

13. Summer Walker, SZA, & Cardi B - No Love (Extended Version)

14. Latto ft. 21 Savage - Wheelie

15. Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa - Sweetest Pie

16. Tate McRae - what would you do?

17. Ethel Cain - American Teenager

18. Rubi Rose - Single

19. Demi Lovato ft. YUNGBLUD - FREAK

20. Halsey - So Good

21. Weyes Blood - God Turn Me Into a Flower

22. Black Eyed Peas, J. Rey Soul - DOUBLE D'Z

23. Sunnitharapper – Thickkk

24. Talameshia ft. Beatking - Heat

25. Nicki Minaj ft. Skeng, Spice, Destra Garcia, Patrice Roberts, Lady Leshurr, Pamputtae, Dovey Magnum, Lisa Mercedez & London Hill - Likkle Miss (THE FINE NINE REMIX)

26. Ravyn Lenae ft. Doechii & Kaytranada- Xtasy (Remix)

27. Jazmin Bean ft. Lucy Loone - Carnage

28. Royal & The Serpent - IM NOT SORRY

29. Tove Lo - How Long

30. Mallrat ft. Azealia Banks - Surprise *FAVE SONG OF THE YEAR*

31. The Weeknd & Swedish House Mafia - Moth To A Flame

32. Cloudy June - Devil Is A Woman

33. Carly Rae Jepsen - Bends

34. Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked

35. Kim Petras - Throat Goat

36. Tay Money ft. Kali - Blow It

37. Saucy Santana ft. Latto - Booty

38. Holly Humberstone – I Would Die 4 U (Prince cover)

39. Benny Sings - Dancing In The Dark

40. Beyonce - PURE/HONEY

41. Grimes - Shinigami Eyes

42. Brooke Candy - Flip Phone

43. Diana Ross, Tame Impala - Turn Up The Sunshine

44. RAYE - Black Mascara

45. Carly Rae Jepsen - Talking To Yourself

46. Marissa - Favorite

47. Chlöe - Surprise

48. Dove Cameron - Girl Like Me

49. WeddingCake x Heidi Klum x Snoop Dogg - Chai Tea with Heidi

50. Tove Lo - Grapefruit

51. renforshort - Julian, king of manhattan

52. Taylor Swift - Vigilante Shit

53. Anna of the North - Nobody

54. Rihanna - Lift Me Up

55. Kimbra - Replay!

56. Lakeyah ft. Flo Milli - Maneuver

57. Erica Banks - Throw a Lil Mo (Do It)

58. Erica Banks ft. Bankroll Freddie– Nasty

59. Rubi Rose - Wifey

60. SZA - Shirt

61. Sukihana - Grinch

62. Charlotte Lawrence - Morning

63. Lah Pat ft. Big Jade - Rodeo

64. Lous and The Yakuza ft. Adekunle Gold - Handle Me

65. Emeli Sande - Family

66. Flo Milli - Nasty Dancer

67. Tove Lo ft. Channel Tres - Attention Whore

68. Flume ft. Caroline Polachek - Sirens

69. Carly Rae Jepson - Anxious

70. Taylor Swift - Maroon

71. Taylor Swift - Bejeweled

72. Taylor Swift - Karma

73. Taylor Swift ft. Lana Del Rey - Snow on the Beach

74. Charli XCX - Baby

75. Charli XCX - Sorry if I Hurt You

76. Kim Petras - Throat Goat

77. Kim Petras - They Wanna Fuck

78. SZA - Seek & Destroy

79. SZA - Low

80. Daya - Her

81. SZA - Smoking on my Ex Pack

82. Kamille ft. Nile Rogers - Muscle Memory

83. Demi Lovato ft. Royal & the Serpent - EAT ME

84. Megan Thee Stallion - Red Wine

85. Rileyy Lanez - Can't Deny

86. Demi Lovato - 29

87. SZA ft. Don Toliver - Used

88. Daya - Love You When You’re Gone

89. Kate Davis - Monster Mash

90. Katie Belle - The Best You'll Ever Have

Honorable Mention

Keke Palmer - Views

Maiya The Don - Keep It Cute

[das-ende-des-anfangs]

multiples of 5 uwu

5. First time doing oral

It had to have been sometime during my first relationship when I was like 17. I don't remember the specific circumstances, but I have always really enjoyed eating pussy. 😋

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on

Probably this doujin I was reading recently where a girl got her head blown off and the guy kept fucking her headless corpse and was talking about how she was still clamping down on him even though she was dead 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

15. Sex or masturbation?

I mean, I love both and honestly couldn't live without either at this point, but the answer's pretty clearly sex for me.

20. Loud or quiet partners?

LOUD. I love when my partners moan my name 😩😩😩

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

A lot, honestly; nothing better than being balls deep in somebody while passionately locking lips with them 🫠🫠🫠

30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

Spontaneous sex is THE BEST; I love when I have such a vibe with someone that just one look is enough for us to be going at it like animals.

35. Do you prefer to tie somebody or be tied up?

I am a true switch, so I really have to say that I have no preference.

40. Have you ever been made to beg/made somebody else beg for it?

Both! It's really hot on both ends for me.

45. How often do you masturbate?

Nowadays only like 3-5 times a week, but I used to average twice a day.

50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

I've always thought this was a silly question. I truly couldn't live without either one, so I want to say both. When I really think about it, tho, I think giving *barely* edges out receiving because I just love eating pussy so fucking much 🫣🫣🫣

55. What's your breast size?

Haven't actually measured in a minute, but right now it's about a 38C

60. How often do you do unprotected sex?

Whenever I can, honestly 😅.

65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?

It depends on the orgasm. Sometimes I'll just nut in someone and keep going, other times I just want to pass out 😅.

70. What do you wear to bed?

It depends on my mood and the season. Sometimes a flannel and sweats, sometimes a t-shirt and boxers, sometimes nothing at all.

75. Do you often get horny in public?

All the fucking time 🤣

[littleharpethcrossfit]

Thursday, 9 November, 2023.

The Weather is supposed to become more like November. And yes, it was very fine until during the wine and snacks it started to drizzle and turn quickly chilly cold.

Warmup:

4 Rounds

15 Second Barbell Hang

15 Second Ring L-Sits

Some of the girls were seen doing this, led by Cherrita.

Strength

Clusters With Dumb-Bells: 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1

Progress..........Throw Heavy DB's In Pine Straw.

Ed/Average Dave=75 Sam/Smoothie=65 Tim=60 Dyer=50 Herb/Cherrita=45 Elisa=35 Coach/Sue=30 Linda/Kayla=25 Emily=20 Lou (The Big Kid)=15 Emily/Alicia=did it Faith (The Kid)/Tripp/Warren G= arrived late

WOD

(50/35/20)

Death By Dumb-Bell HANG Clusters

Increase By 1 Rep EMOM Until You Can't Complete Reps

Score: TOTAL Reps At Death

Example: If You Complete 10 Rounds = 55 Reps Total.

Herb/Sue/Faith=91 Sam/Elisa/Tripp=78 Smoothie=72 Linda/Kayla=66 Tim=65 Cherrita=55 Dyer=50 Emily=45 Ed/Average Dave=43 Lou (The Big Kid)=33 Coach/Warren G/Alicia=no posting

Wine & Snacks to Follow

20% Chance Of Rain Predicted. When it started mid-party, we all moved indoors in the Barn and continued having fun.

Considerable disagreement existed among those ignorant of weightlifting terminology as to what the movements actually were supposed to resemble. It appeared that they all decided to do whatever Herb did.

Much good food appeared. Miss Linda brought a superb and huge layered dip, Sweet Sue brought I don't know what it was, Kayla brought dumplings that even Herb thought were kosher and delicious, and other stuff that I didn't sample. As far as wine goes, the elderly host is always expected to be the majority provider of the most and best bottles and if it runs out they go raid the hosts cellar. And they did. Herb, Ed and probably no one else contributed to the 9 bottles that were consumed (quaffed). FYI, anyone over 21 can bring a bottle of wine to the party.

I wish I could recite all the various and sundry topics that were randomly discussed in the circle nearest Sam. Surprisingly, economics and investments were among the least discussed. More commonly discussed were "Naked sprints around the Barn", and "Max Dumb Bell Snatch's", usually associated with $1000 bets.

Kayla brought a friend. This time it was a Girl. This girl lives in middle Tennessee. This girl seemed refreshingly normal. A partial body mapping revealed no ridiculous nonsensical tattoo's and a minimum of unusual piercings. I don't know how she could be a friend of Kayla's. Her name is Emily. She was given a T-shirt and I hope she returns.

Saturday at 0730 and at 0930.

[surveysand]

twenty-eight.

Things I Don’t Like 1. Cold weather. 2. People who think they’re better than everyone. 3. People who wear their retainers out in public. 4. When people say that hate someone who they’ve never even talked to. 5. Body hair.

6. Girls that are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. 7. Teachers that favor certain students. 8. People that only listen to one genre of music.  9. When someone buys something you have right after you get it. 10. When people match their shirts as the same color as their pants. 11. When I dye my hair and it doesn’t turn out like the color on the box. 12. People who make a huge deal about Xanga “jocking”, it’s just Xanga, get over it. 13. Ice cream. 14. When random guys from different countries add you on MySpace/Facebook and always try to talk to you. 15. Having the hiccups.

16. When my stomach growls when it’s completely silent. 17. When someone says they’ll call me back and they don’t. 18. Racist people.  19. When little 6th and 7th graders have Facebook/MySpace. 20. Rude people. 21. People who are smart but act dumb to get attention. 22. Yellow skinny jeans… they make you look like a banana. 23. When people try to shove their beliefs down my throat. 24. My hair in the morning. 25. People who don’t wear deodorant. 26. Broccoli. 27. People who lie about stupid things. 28. People who think they’re HILARIOUS but they’re really not. 29. Girls/guys who tell their boyfriends/girlfriends they love them after going out for like a week. 30. Hypocrites. 31. When people constantly use “lol”. 32. When someone says they’re going to pay me back but never do. 33. Bugs. 34. Going out in public without makeup on. 35. Skinny girls that complain about being fat. 36. Not being able to get alcohol. 37. When people walk into my room without knocking. 38. When I’m taking a shower and the hot water runs out. 39. Not having my license. 40. Knees. 41. When I feel hungry but nothing sounds good. 42. When people try to tell me what to do. 43. Radio stations that play the same songs over and over 44. The smell of fresh cut grass. 45. How everyone is obsessed with Twilight. 46. Chainletters. 47. PEOPLE WHO TYPE LiKE THiS. 48. Surveys that ask what my favorite color is. 49. When people type words like cool and can with k’s. 50. When the wind messes up my hair. 51. Funerals. 52. When people take out their feelings on me. 53. My eyes. 54. The taste of food that’s been re-heated in the microwave. 55. Tinfoil. 56. Slow drivers. 57. People who fake drunk. 58. When I have a phrase/word I always say and everyone else starts saying it. 59. People who can’t take a joke. 60. Lemon flavored things. 61. Humidity. 62. Fat chicks that think they’re hot shit. (surveys& addition: wtf? who made this shit?) 63. When someone tries to add you on facebook/myspace and you reject them and they keep trying to add you. 64. Not having anything to wear. 65. People with bad teeth. 66. Feeling dirty. 67. When people flip their eyelids inside out. 68. The sound of knucks/back/necks/etc. cracking. 69. People who think the number 69 is funny. 70. Guys with longer hair than mine. 71. The fact that my mom favors my brother sister and she makes it obvious too. 72. People that could be pretty but don’t try. 73. When people can’t spell simple words right. 74. People who can’t take a hint. 75. When someone thinks they can sing but they really can’t. 76. How everyone is obsessed with the show American Idol. 78. …And Gossip Girl. 79. …And The Hills. 80. When people underestimate me. 81. People who pretend they smoke to be cool and make it obvious that they really don’t smoke because they don’t inhale. 82. Nosy people. 83. The fact that I’m extremely impatient. 84. Show-offs. 85. When I spend all money on food and then when I really want/need something I won’t have any money. 86. Remixes. 87. When my nail polish starts chipping off and I’m too lazy to fix it. 88. Having a bunch of pennies. 89. When people don’t put the cap back on the toothpaste. 90. Cleaning up other people’s messes. 91. Dress codes. 92. Closed-minded people. 93. That I have to wait till I’m 18 to get a tattoo. 94. Online dating. 95. The fact that my room can’t stay clean for over a week. 96. Bratty little kids. 97. Having to wake up early. 98. When people come in the bathroom when I’m taking a shower. 99. Know-it-alls. 100. Wet socks.

[bratshaws]

goodness gracious 1. brb x oc

THIS FIC IS 18+ ONLY! MINORS PLS DNI!

a/n: * pulls up megaphone * Rooster was raised right by his mom and doesn't care about body types. The lack of plus size fics made me upset so I literally returned to Tumblr to create this blog and write this. This is the first time I'm writing for this fandom so... I HO PE YOU GUYS LIKE IT??? its been centuries SINCE I WROTE aNYTHING ( also god im not creative with titles, please forgive me )

check out the fic's playlist made by the sweet @wiipes !!

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

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warnings: mentions of bullying, self doubt, aNGST, mutual pining, Rooster being a sweetheart.

“Hello!” Beatrice calls once she enters Hard Deck by the employee’s entrance, popping out her airpods to slide them inside her bag shoulder, “I’m not late, am I?” she calls to Penny who’s currently fixing the tables ahead of her.

“No, you are just on time!” she calls, her voice a bit muffled since Bea put her bag inside the little closet area for employees. She checked her appearance before going out on the mirror hanging on the wooden wall, pulling her dark brown hair up in a bun and fixing her Led Zeppelin shirt, wiping the dust off her jeans before finally walking out. Once she gets out, Penny is turning the lights on in the back area of the bar that leads to the beach. 

Meanwhile Beatrice grabs one of the bags of ice, carrying it to the ice machine behind the bar, plopping the cold cubes down the container, crumpling the plastic bag once it was empty to toss in the recycler. “I’m here, babes!” a voice calls, then a blonde head of hair shows up, “Hope you two didn’t do everything with me gone!”

“Just waiting for your presence,Michelle!” Penny calls, looking over her shoulder to press a kiss to her niece’s cheek, when she hugs her “Hi, honey, Bea is already here.”

“Bumblebea!” Bea smiles when the blonde comes over to the employees closet as well, removing her denim jacket to expose the low cut red tank top and jeans. “Need help?” Bea nods, pointing to the other bags of ice in the corner, “Friday night, tonight will be a long night huh?”

“Sure will.” Bea noted, the two of them dumping the rest of the ice “How was your date though? With the policeman?” the brunette asked, chuckling when the blonde girl rolled her eyes with a sigh.

“I swear, police officers are the clingiest guys.” Shells said, grabbing the empty bags from Bea’s hand to shove down the recycler, “He didn’t want to leave! I kept saying, ‘hey i gotta go to work,’ and he asked where I worked and I told him he didn’t need to worry about that.”

 The two of them then marched to the storage room area where Shells grabbed a box of handkerchiefs. “Then he said ‘oh it’s not a problem, I can take you’ and–and! Then he said ‘I like you a lot.’ Like!! We’ve only hooked up twice!...” she shakes her head, “I just told him it’d be better if we didn’t contact each other anymore and it was fun while it lasted.”

“He accepted that?”

“Course not, called me a bitch all the way out, I think I saw tears in his eyes before he left.” Shells shrugs, waiting on Bea to grab the recycled straws from the upper shelf, then turns off the light once her friend walks out “I swear, I’ll give up on Tinder like you did. It’s insane!”

Bea chuckles, opening the bag of straws to put them inside a glass, “I mean, you know my sister found her husband on Tinder.”

“Um, yeah, but he’s a handsome doctor from London with the body of a god and deep bronze skin. He’s like a beautiful statue!”

“I shouldn’t have never shown you their wedding picture.” Bea laughs, shaking her head with amusement. “and to think I just wanted to show you how pretty the location was.” the two of them looked at the clock, seeing they had little time before the bar opened for the public, so they had to finish everything up quickly.

Once they did and the bar opened, it exploded with people, the voices getting louder the more people entered. Music floated on the air, much to Bea’s delight as she hummed to herself with the songs. 

To think, just a few months ago she was looking for a job to help her with the bills and if it wasn’t for Shells and Penny, she’d never get it.

Beatrice is from a tight, traditional Italian family. While they are progressive in certain areas, most of her family doesn’t think women…should do much. If they have a job it should be a useful job, like banking or something like that, not Liberal arts. Which was what she always wanted to do, being a creative person since she was a child, she just wanted to work with what she liked.

But being the youngest of six siblings, the literal baby that had to stay home while her older siblings went out to live their lives out of state or even out of the country she had very little control in certain choices. Maybe it was the empty nest syndrome, with all her siblings gone from the house, her parents only had herself to… take care of in a way. It took years for her to actually go to her choice in college,juggling between work and long study hours, choosing to leave her job once she had enough money saved up to help herself once she got her place.

During college was when she met Michelle, or Shells, who took her to the Hard Deck a few times. It was distant from her job and her parents’ house and Beatrice loved it. She loved the atmosphere, she felt welcome by Penny and even if this was a Naval bar she didn’t feel like she was intruding in some way.

When Shells mentioned they needed one more person at the bar, Bea said yes immediately. Her parents weren’t happy with her choice, but they couldn’t stop her, especially since her own siblings supported it. So now she was here, working, happy, focusing on how she’d continue her career as an artist.

The bell rang, drinks were served, people were dancing. It was a nice night so far. Bea was washing one of the glasses when she heard a cacophony of voices that she heard a few times and her body heats up. She couldn’t help but just stare at him, he stood out of his group like a beautiful floral patterned thumb. With her eyes following him until they all sat down on their usual spot, Bea couldn’t help but bite her lower lip, feeling her cheeks warm up even more when he laughed at something.

“Ohhhhh, cock-a-doodle-doo huh?” Shells’ teasing voice snapped her out of her staring, Bea’s green eyes wide as saucers, seeing her friend’s teasing grin, “How long until you finally make a move?”

“I…I don’t know what you mean.” she continued washing the same glass, the squeaking sound of the sponge rubbing against it giving her some of a distraction.

“Bea, please,” Shells took the glass from her hand, then tilted her head, “You look at that man like he hangs up the moon every time he comes by.” but her friend then turned to the opposite side, focusing on checking the liquor bottles. Shells sighed, coming to her friend’s side and crossing her arms, the brunette trying too hard to keep her eyes on the label.

“This is a 1975, right?”

“Bea.”

“I can’t really see, the label is a bit faded–” the bottle disappears from her hand, Beatrice snapping her gaze to Shells, who holds the liquor under her crossed arms, her eyebrows going up to her hairline. Beatrice sighs defeatedly, “I…I don’t know what you want me to say.” she shrugs “He’s so…” she groans, covering her face with her hands, “He’s so…so hot,Shells. and he sings! and-and he’s funny and…he’s everything I’ve always wanted in a guy.”

“One more reason to go to him.” Shells whispers, “He’s single and handsome. You are single and gorgeous.” the blonde held her fingers up in a V position, before joining the two with a kissing sound, “Perfect match.”

Bea frowned, “It’s not that simple.” she murmured “I…I mean…look at me Shells.” she spread her arms to emphasize. But her friend just frowned, “Oh come on, like…look at me I’m not the type of girl who gets guys like that.”

She was a curvy gal, always had been. Normally, she wouldn’t mind it, but when it comes to guys, more especially when it comes to Rooster she just lost a good amount of confidence. He was literally adonis personified, just the most beautiful man she had ever seen. and she felt less than pretty when she remembered the type of girls that surrounded him or worked with him. 

“You know that’s not true.” Shells said with her voice low, a kind smile on her face, “You have as much chance as any girl out there.” Bea however scoffed, “You gotta believe in yourself Bea. You are gorgeous, any guy would be lucky to have you.”

The brunette’s eyes stung with unshed tears, the same eyes she clenched shut in hopes to hold them in. Memories of past relationships flooding her brain, bringing memories she wished to forget “Can we not talk about this anymore?” Shells is about to say something else but a customer calls for a refill, which Bea thanks every powerful being for, slapping on a smiling mask, “Coming right up!”

Shells only watches her friend go to the opposite side to serve one of the guys there, laughing when he says something to her - clearly drunk -  before walking away. Shells’ stare broke when she heard the bell ring, turning on to face the person. 

She immediately smiled wider, “Hi Bob.”

She likes Bob, she thought he not only was sweet he was also so smart. He knew he had a hard time with the group, especially Jake, but he was getting there. She leaned on her elbows, giving him a sweet smile, “What can I get you?”

The way his cheeks flushed and his eyes tried to look anywhere but the cleavage she put on display was so cute, “Oh, uh, just more beer?”

“Sure! Should I put it in your tab?”

“Yes,please.”

Shells went to the fridge to grab the beers, then paused, sending a look to where Beatrice was currently talking to two female customers. She then looked over her shoulder to Bob, who smiled at her, then past Bob to where his group was…a devilish thought showed up in her brain, “Why don’t you wait with the others? I’ll bring it to you.” 

“Oh, okay! I’ll be there then.”

With the beers on top of a tray, she sent one last look to her friend who was still busy, then sped her step maneuvering through the crowd until she reached them. “There you go, more fuel for the pilots.” she teased, making them laugh while switching the empty bottles with the full ones, throwing some quick looks to her brunette friend, “So,” she rested the empty tray on her hip, “What else can I get you?”

“Your number would be nice, sweetheart.�� Jake was quick to say, sending her a wink with the bottle to his lips.

Shells chuckled, “I meant something achievable,Hangman.”

“I think we are all fine.” Phoenix says, “Thanks Shells.”

“Hey, not a problem. Oh, just letting you guys know, I’ll go on a break in a few minutes so if you guys need anything else, you can ask Bea.” She kept an eye on everyone, but especially Rooster. The way his eyes just snapped to her friend made her insides flip in triumph, the little smirk on her face hidden by her biting the inside her cheek, “She’ll gladly serve you.”

Rooster’s eyes finally left the brunette at the bar counter, meeting Shell’s knowing blue gaze only to clear his throat and look away again, “Well” she drawled, walking backwards, sending them a salute, “Enjoy the night!”

The moment Shells approached the bar, she ran to her aunt, whispering something in her ear. Both Penny and Shells looked in Beatrice’s direction, who was leaning down to pick something behind the bar, unaware of the scheming happening behind her back.

Once the time came for Shells to have her break, Penny kept an eye on Beatrice. It took just a few seconds for a known pilot to approach the bar, the bell rang and Beatrice turned around with a wide smile, a smile that faltered for a quick second before returning - albeit a lot milder than before - “Hi!” her voice was higher, so she cleared her throat, “Um,hi.”

“Hey.” Rooster replied, leaning his elbows over the counter, which made Bea suck in a hard breath once she saw the curve of his pecs underneath the white tank top, “Can you believe I came here to get more beer? Just three this time though.”

She couldn’t help but huff out a chuckle, covering her mouth with her hands then “Well, it is a bar.” she adds, “I would be surprised if you came here for groceries.”

When he laughed at her joke she almost felt like fainting, biting her lower lip hard with her head dipped, “I-I’ll go get it.” practically power walking towards the freezer where she stood for a few minutes, letting the cool air hit her cheeks as she tried to calm herself. She shook her head for a quick moment, grabbing the beers between her fingers and turning back around, almost letting out a yelp of surprise to see he was still looking at her “There you go.”

“Thanks.” but he didn’t leave, pointing his index finger at her “Bea, right?” she nods with a small smile, “It’s weird, I’ve seen you for a while and never got your name.”

Maybe because she chickened out every time he seemed to want something, ending up telling Shells to do it, “Oh, well,” she only gave him a weak shrug, then felt like her arms were too exposed, quickly lacing her hands behind her back to hide them the best she could, “I haven’t been here long.”

He hummed, a tiny smile on his face, “I’m Rooster.”

“I know,” she blinks when his eyebrows raise in amusement, “I-I mean, I heard Penny and Shells talking about you and heard your name being called around.” her face was so warm she felt like she was boiling. She hoped the light above her head hid her blush from his view. “I…is there anything else I can get you?”

“I don’t think so, no.” he looks back at his friends, seeing they are still chatting amongst each other. Then his eyes travel to the splotches of ink on her upper arms, the parts that weren’t hidden behind her. However before he could ask her about them, she snaps her head ahead when she sees someone on the table lifting their glass.

‘Sorry I–” she moves her own finger over his shoulder, “I gotta go get this.”

“Oh, oh no no, yeah, go ahead.” he smiled and her knees almost buckled just like that, “I’ll go back then.”

“Okay.”

“Okay.”

They stood there for a bit longer, until Rooster shook his head, picking the beers with one of his hands “I’l see you around then,Bea.” he smiles then turns on his heel back to the other pilots. Bea just stood there, face flaming and eyes wide, then she cleared her throat walking out from behind the bar to the table.

Penny, who watched the entire ordeal, just smiled, sending Shells a quick text once no one was looking:

“It’s on.”

[sejanusbaby]

send me numbers!

i have an 8 hour drive tomorrow and want to give you guys some kind of content in the meantime. you can send any numbers for any of the batman characters, twilight, or spider-man. (i only write x reader stuff, for now!)

FLUFF/HUMOR PROMPTS

1. “Quit stealing all the pillows!”

2. “You want a bite?”

3. “Give me a second and I’ll show you.”

4. “What should we name him/her?”

5. “Is it hot in here or is that just you?”

6. “Why are your feet so cold?”

7. “There’s room for two/three!”

8. “Stop that, I’m ticklish!”

9. “Put your finger here while I go get the tape.”

10. “You want chocolate or vanilla?”

11. “Your hands are so warm!

12. “You smell really nice.”

13. “Your hair’s so soft…”

14. “You’re my new pillow.”

15. “Turn around, I’m giving you a massage.”

16. “I think I love you.”

17. “Can I kiss you?”

18. “Hold my hand.”

19. “It’s not morning yet.”

20. “Stay for a little longer…”

21. “You’re so beautiful.”

22. “I’ll always be here for you.”

23. “You are my love.”

24. “You were right here all along.”

25. “Do you want my coat? It’s really cold out here.”

26. “You’ve got flour on your cheek.”

27. “Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”

28. “You don’t have to leave so soon.”

29. “You could put your feet in my lap, you know.”

30. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

31. “Shut up and kiss me.”

32. “We could try cuddling.”

33. “Stop being so cute.”

34. “Are you okay?”

35. “Our relationship is the most important thing in my life.”

36. “You can sleep, I’ll keep you safe.”

37. “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of everything.”

38. “It wasn’t your fault.”

39. “What’s wrong?”

40 “Don’t apologize; I know you didn’t mean it.”

41. “Get back in bead, you’re not healed yet!”

42. “I’m not leaving your side.”

43. “I’m not going anywhere.”

44. “Just breathe. Breathe with me.”

45. “You should probably eat something.”

46. “Please don’t cry. I hate it when you cry.”

47. “When was the last time you slept?”

48. “OH, you’re jealous!”

49. “Can we stay like this forever?”

50. “Please just kiss me already.”

51. “I think I’m in love with you.”

52. “I missed you so much.”

53. “Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

54. “Give me attention.”

55. “When I’m with you, I’m home.”

56. “That was kind of hot.”

57. “Is that my shirt?”

58. “This is new.”

59. “Would you just hold still?”

60. “I’ve never felt stronger than when you’re with me.”

61. “You’re family.”

62. “They didn’t deserve you.”

63. “Regardless of what people say, I know you’re an amazing person.”

64. “Rumor has it, I make you nervous.”

65. “Are you flirting with me?”

66. “You act all tough, but I know it’s just an act. You’re really a softie.”

SMUT PROMPTS

67. “I love it when you moan my name.”

68. “Just a little harder…”

69. “Let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”

70. “No panties?”

71. “I want you now.”

72. “Use your tongue.”

73. “Please don’t stop.”

74. “Do you like that?”

75. “You can get louder, can’t you?”

76. “Look what you do to me.”

77. “I want to taste you.”

78. “That feels so good.”

79. “Don’t cum yet…”

80. “Take off your clothes.”

81. “Can you feel what you’re doing to me?”

82. “Shhhh…”

83. “Don’t apologize about your morning wood.”

84. “Tell me how you like it.”

85. “I just want to please you.”

86. “Each of my thoughts about you are improper.”

87. “I love it when you kiss my neck.”

88. “Don’t be gentle.”

89. “I’ve never wanted anyone this badly before.”

90. “You’re not going out dressed like that.”

91. “Make me.”

92. “All mine.”

93. “I love it when you talk dirty.”

94. “I’ll let you do anything if you’ll just touch me now.”

95. “This is new.”

96. “Don’t give me that look.”

97. “Like what you see?”

98. “Try to stay quiet.”

99. “We’re in public!”

100. “Don’t be so rough, there can’t be any marks.”

101. “Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.”

102. “Stop teasing me so much.”

103. “First one to make noise, loses.”

104. “You’re n-not, uh, w-wearing anything under that, are you…?”

105. “Uh… you’re naked. Is that intentional, or?”

106. “Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

107. “You’re hot when you’re mad.”

108. “I’m not jealous! It’s just, you’re mine!”

109. “If we get caught I’ll kill you.”

110. “Tell me again.”

111. “If you don’t like my teasing then why are you moaning?”

112. “Wow, I didn’t realize you were that, uh, flexible.”

113. “Don’t fucking touch what’s not yours.”

114. “Stop distracting me.”

ANGST PROMPTS

115. “I don’t even know who you are anymore!”

116. “Why can’t you look at me?”

117. “I’m sick of trying.”

118. “You can’t keep this up forever.”

119. “Talk to me, please.”

120. “Don’t push me away.”

121. “The baby… It’s yours.”

122. “Please stay.”

123. “I came as soon as I heard!”

124. “Hey, hey… it’s just me.”

125. “I can’t do anything right.”

126. “Please don’t cry.”

127. “Wake up! Please wake up!”

128. “Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

129. “Don’t you ever do that again!”

130. “Do you even love me anymore?”

131. “Can you shut up and listen to someone other than yourself for once in your life?”

132. “If you don’t hold me right now I think I might fall apart.”

133. “Leave! Me! Alone!”

134. “It’s not your fault.”

135. “I know it hurts.”

136. “No one is going to hurt you.”

137. “I made a mistake.”

138. “Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken.”

139. “I’m not okay.”

140. “You’re the only thing that’s keeping me sane right now.”

141. “It’s okay to cry.”

142. “Can I kiss you?”

143. “I’m just tired.”

144. “I never meant to hurt you.”

145. “I told you not to fall in love with me.”

146. “If you don’t want to talk about it then say so. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you clearly aren’t.”

147. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”

148. “Get out. Now.”

149. “You can’t die on me. Please.”

150. “Surprise, I have feelings and you just hurt them.”

151. “The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.”

152. “You’re right, I did love you. I just can’t say the same now.”

153. “I’m not going to sit by and watch you destroy yourself like this.”

[orchidpetal08]

1. tea cups

2. chocolate bars

3. bubble gum

4. i was homeschooled

5. glass cups

6. none of those

7. earbuds

8. tv shows

9. lilac

10. dance

11. fruit, eggs, and ovaltine

12. taylor

13. key ring

14. airheads

15. all the light we cannot see

16. on my back

17. converse

18. sunny but not hot with stight breeze

19. hugging a pillow pretending it's aaron warner

20. in notebook

21. barbies

22. taylor swift

23. idk

24. peridot

25. blister in the sun - violent femmes

26. ride ferry boats

27. running in the wind

28. august - taylor swift, this is me trying - taylor swift, the man - taylor swift, venice bitch - lana del rey, exile - taylor swift, feat bon iver

29. be a swiftie

30. my room

31. idk

32. idk

33. bitch wtf

34. none...

35. 12:00 am

36. IDK

37. suitcase

38. tea

39. meringue pie

40. my sister

41. my sister

42. pants pockets

43. cardigan

44. lemon

45. sci-fi

46. literally a t-shirt

47. mozzarella

48. grapefruit

49. if you never bleed you're never gonna grow - taylor swift

50. myself cuz i'm that bitch

51. dance auditions

52. typewriter

53. uhh

54. i haven't had one

55. beauty and the beast

56. my mom used to always make pumpkin muffins with a chocolate kiss on top and they're sooo good

57. depression, loosing my best friend and home/town in a fire, and caring about what other people think of me too much

58. dance, lying well, organization, and matching other people's moods

59. yes, i bite

60. i've never watched anime

61. hell is emty and all the devils are here - shakespeare/shatter me books

62. kenji kishmoto, aaron warner, jude duarte, batty penderwick, juliette ferrars, christina yang, carrie sinclaire

63. how you get the girl, venice bitch, vigilante shit, call me

64. amazon

65. one parallel line in between my eyebrows from falling on the trampoline springs

66. tulips and lavender

67. i have a bracelet with a tear-shaped peridot if that counts

68. mayo soda :(

69. elephants actually arent loud because they have padding on their feet but because they're so large people assume they are

70. righty bitch

71. tie-dye

72. math obviously

73. i don't really have any

74. prob like 5 or 6

75. bitch idk-

76. potato salad

77. flowers??

78. sushi from a grocery store

79. school id

80. i love both

81. fireflies

82. pc

83. drawing

84. podcasts

84. barbie

85. fairy tales

86. cookies

87. my future not turning out great

88. everything to go as planned (unless it's a good different thing)

89. taylor swift, duh

90. quitting violin

91. bags

92. sunlight or fairy lights

93. ev, evy, and evalove

94. spring and chilly autumn

95. pinterest and spotify

96. it's just plain purple

97. mine and my moms, so 2

98. renaissance

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[wander-lustinq]

Get to Know Me

1. Name 2. Age 3. City that you live in

4. What do most people not know about you? 5. What do most people know you for? 6. Hobbies 7. What are your passions? 8. What do you search for in a significant other? 7. What are you most proud of? 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list. 11. What was the last thing you learned? 12. How many relationships have you been in? 13. Turn ons 14. Turn offs 15. Favorite food 16. Favorite drink 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received? 18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? 19. Do you sleep during class? 20. What is the most expensive thing you own? 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own? 22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? 23. Text or call? 24. Opinion on long distance? 25. What is your definition of success? 26. Favorite song? 27. Favorite artist? 28. Celebrity crush/crushes? 29. When was the last time you read for fun? 30. Favorite flower? 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now? 32. Any guilty pleasures? 33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? 34. What do you search for in a friend? 35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month? 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home? 37. Why do bad things happen to good people? 38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye? 39. How many green shirts do you own? 40. Do you like anime? 41. What do you invest the most time in? 42. What was the name of the last book you read? 43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone? 44. Where are you most productive? 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends. 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone. 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist? 48. Do you have any allergies? 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone? 50. What was the last promise you made? 51. What was your last dream about? 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be? 53. How many countries have you visited? 54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.) 56. When was the last time somebody complimented you? 56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself? 57. Do you consider yourself mature? 58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr? 59. What is your favorite quote? 60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be? 61. What is your greatest accomplishment? 62. Do you believe in the death penalty? 63. What are your goals for life? 64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now? 65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. 66. What were you like in 2013? 67. Do you have a job? 68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend. 69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be? 70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before? 71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website? 72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? 73. Does money equal happiness? 74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime? 75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? 76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told? 77. When was the last time you looked at the news? 78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? 79. What is your favorite animal? 80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it? 81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at? 82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get? 83. Does age necessarily equal maturity? 84. What is your favorite clothing store? 85. In the winter- beanies or gloves? 86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail? 87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it? 88. What do you fear the most? 89. How many digits of pi can you recite? 90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? 91. Describe yourself in one word. 92. Describe your last victory. 93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen? 94. What is something you will never forget? 95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail? 96. Have you ever broken a bone before? 97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody? 98. Coffee or tea? 99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way? 100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?

Send me a message here with the # or your questions!

[dahbeez]

1. "You're such a dork."

2. "Get over here, you doof."

3. "Cheeky."

4. "You're so needy."

5. "Kiss me again."

6. "You're so adorable!"

7. "Look at you... goodness, you're so cute!"

8. "I'm just so happy!"

9. "I can't stop smiling."

10. "I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt."

11. "You are being extra sweet today."

12. "Oh, look at you!"

13. "Your eyes are so pretty."

14. "I'm really happy that you're here with me."

15. "Thank you for staying with me."

16. "I don't think I've ever loved someone this much before."

17. "I feel like I'm in the clouds when I'm with you."

18. "You're like my hero/heroine."

19. "I'm gonna tickle you if you don't come over here."

20. "My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature."

@drink-it-write-it​

21. "Go with me?" "As long as you hold my hand."

22. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"

23. "Have you seen my hoodie?" "Nooooo..." "You're wearing it, aren't you?"

24. "OH you're jealous!"

25. "Can we stay like this forever?"

26. "Please just kiss me already."

27. "I think you might be my soulmate."

28. "Sleep over? Please?"

29. "Are we on a date right now?"

30. "I think I'm in love with you."

31. "Are you flirting with me?" "You finally noticed?"

32. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't supposed to see that."

33. "I wish we could live together already."

34. "They're so cute when they're asleep."

35. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful."

36. "Quit touching me, your feet are cold!"

37. "Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!"

38. "Give me attention."

39. "You met me yesterday." "Yes, and I would die for you. Next question."

40. "She's hiding behind the sofa."

41. "Did you just hiss at me?"

@wishiwasanavenger-archive​

42. "Have you kissed anyone before?"

43. "Can I kiss you?"

44. "You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love.” 

45. "I look at them and I just... it's like when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes."

46. "I don't... I've never... been in a relationship before and I'm going to make mistakes... I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me."

47. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?"

48. "You give me a reason to be better, to do better."

49. "God, you are so fucking cute."

50. "I love you, but I need you to go away because you're really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow."

51. "Oh no... they're cute."

52. "I can't talk to cute people, okay? I don't know how to flirt!"

53. "God, I love your face."

54. "Don't look at me, I'm a mess!" "I love it when you're a mess!"

55. "Please do your homework for me...? Just one time." ... "I said one time, y'know... you didn't have to start studying. Not that I'm not proud or anything."

56. "I'm already home."

57. "Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner."

58. "Stop moving! I'm going to have to start counting all over again!"

59. "I just thought that since you weren't feeling too good, this would help."

60. "I'm not kissing you in the rain! We'll catch our death!"

61. "Would it help if I stayed?"

62. "I apologise sincerely if my beautiful/handsome face has kept you up all night."

63. "God, you're pretty."

64. "Calm down, it's just a chocolate bar!"

65. "Please, tell me you brought a toothbrush?"

66. "You take the bed, you need it more than me."

67. "You're so warm!"

68. "You're freezing, Jesus!"

69. "You always look beautiful."

70. "Your hands are so small!"

71. "Sometimes I just want to cuddle, okay? Is that so bad?"

72. "Now I know where half my wardrobe went."

73. "Here, let me just–" 

74. "You're really special to me."

75. "That tickles!"

76. "We only have one room left for the night..."

77. "Naps are life, okay?"

78. "I don't think I could love you anymore than I already do."

79. "I had the weirdest dream..."

80. "I got you a trophy, it's only plastic, but it's for being the best human I know."

81. "Someone keeps leaving love notes in my locker and I don't know if I should find it endearing or creepy..."

82. "I love your voice."

83. "Put me down! I can walk!"

84. "Can... can you come over?"

85. "You're the best."

86. "Can you please stop biting your lip, it's distracting."

87. "I thought you liked love songs!"

88. "I know you're not a fan of Valentine's day... I just thought that maybe I could change your mind..."

89. "You're my favourite know-it-all."

90. "That was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals."

91. "I never knew you were a romantic at heart."

92. "I made it. For you. I know it's not the best, but..."

93. "Let me carry that."

94. "How do you know my favourite drink?" "I'm observant."

95. "We've known each other's for years and I don't think we've ever had a proper conversation."

96. "You're the clumsiest person I know, how did you survive past childhood?"

97. "It's always time for a milkshake."

98. "You know, humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking."

99. "I think your cat wants to kill me."

100. "Where have all my jumpers gone?"

101. "I don't get paid enough for this shit."

102. "Oh my God, I love you."

103. "I told you to bring a jacket."

@writings-of-a-hufflepuff​

104. "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"

105. "It's you, it always has been."

106. "You're everything I could've wanted and more."

107. "Kiss me."

108. "Home stopped being a place when you entered my life."

109. "You should probably go home." "But I'm already home."

110. "You're an idiot." "But you love me."

111. "I'd do anything for you."

112. "You took all the pillows so I'm using you as one."

113. "Stop moving and let me braid your hair."

114. "I'm so proud of you."

115. "You are my family."

116. "I'm right here."

117. "Can you just please hold me?"

118. "I'm pretty sure they're my soulmate."

119. "This reminded me of you."

120. "Your hair is really soft."

121. "Are you blushing?"

122. "Can I stay here tonight?"

123. "Because I love you."

124. "Make a wish!"

125. "I love seeing you smile."

126. "You're just a softie."

127. "You are crushing me right now."

128. "Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen."

129. "Take my hand. Just trust me."

130. "You're the only thing that matters."

131. "Did you know that you talk in your sleep?"

132. "Hey, look at me. Focus on me, alright?"

133. "Why can't I get you out of my head?"

134. "Don't let go."

135. "Stay."

@blisfvll​

136. "You smell really nice."

137. "If you steal the blanket, I'm going to put my cold feet on you."

138. "You're comfy."

139. "But I want to hear you sing."

140. "Don't get up – I'll do it."

141. "Care to give me a back scratch?"

142. "Your bed head is really cute."

143. "How about a kiss?"

144. "Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?"

145. "Are you really flirting with me right now?"

146. "I like the way your hand fits in mine."

147. "You have something in your hair, umm... do you want me to get it out?"

148. "It's nice that your voice is the first thing I heard today."

149. "This movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time but– WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

150. "Wait, don't pull away... not yet."

151. "Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."

152. "No, it's fine. I can wait until you're done talking to them."

153. "No, like... it's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."

154. "I've been trying to get ready for like an hour and an half because I know you're going to look so good and I need to try and match up."

155. "I wanted to say 'I love you' for the first time without stuttering, but that failed."

156. "We could order pizza and just stay like this all day."

157. "It's not a double date. We're just third and fourth wheeling."

158. "I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..."

@marauder-exe​

159. "It's not funny!"

160. "That wasn't suppose to happen."

161. "Hurry back."

162. "I can't take you seriously."

163. "Problem solved."

164. "That was embarrassing."

165. "It's freezing in here."

@love-me-a-good-prompt​

166. "I love you, baby."

167. "Hey, cutie."

168. "I promise to love you for the rest of my life."

169. "You're my world."

170. "I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it."

171. "You are so perfect."

172. "Marry me?"

173. "You're the best part of me."

174. "Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives."

175. "I'm speechless, you're so beautiful!"

176. "Come here, I need to hug you."

177. "When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right."

178. "You're the one."

@raggedy-dxctor​

179. "Well, it's the thought that counts." "Wait, no, don't take my kisses away from me!"

180. "Oh, you've started stealing my socks now?"

181. "You owe me a kiss."

182. "How did you get in here?"

183. "That's not even fair."

184. "You promised me a cookie!"

185. "Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."

186. "You're not very intimidating."

187. "That was, by far, the stupidest thing you've ever done."

188. "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."

189. "Why the hell is there glitter everywhere?"

@whcczes​

190. "I'll feel much better if you let me walk you home."

191. "Apparently, all our friends have a bet going that we end up together."

192. "You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe."

@moanlightlust​

193. "It's two in the morning and you want to cuddle?"

194. "You shine so bright it's intimidating. I love it."

195. "I'm here."

196. "What's your name again? Sorry, I just got that super weird feeling that we only see in movies, you know? Like, the whole world stopped turning and all I could see was you."

197. "I was born to be yours."

198. "Isn't it a bit too cliché?"

199. "So, you're just kissing strangers for no apparent reasons?"

200. "You'll always be my favourite person."

201. "You're making it weird, stop making it weird."

202. "There's nothing I love more than running back into your arms."

203. "I'm yours. Forever."

204. "You always know how to cheer me up."

205. "I... I lost the ring."

206. "Will you be mine?"

207. "Darling, you look perfect tonight."

208. "You saved my life."

209. "Don't give me that look. No... NO! I said no puppy dog eyes! You know I can't resist them! Argh, fine!"

210. "I missed you and your bad puns and even your horrible cooking and the way you fit perfectly against my body when we cuddle. I just really missed you."

211. "We're a team, remember?"

212. "There's no place I'd rather be than by your side."

213. "Your smile brightens the whole room."

214. "I kinda adopted a puppy behind your back... don't be mad! Look at those cute fluffy paws!"

215. "You're burning up. Guess I need to activate my nurse mode."

216. "I love you. As in more than friends, more than best friends and more than super extra best friends."

217. "I love you just the way you are."

218. "We need to kick his ass, no questions asked. You in?"

219. "Hot chocolate and cuddles? Kisses?"

220. "You make me feel pretty."

221. "You'll always be my best girl."

222. "Never hide yourself from me."

223. "Babe! There's no toilet paper!"

224. "I'll never give up on you."

225. "Do you feel that shirt? That's boyfriend material."

226. "That prank went so wrong."

227. "Care to dance, my love?"

228. "AH! You're stuck with me!"

229. "You're too good to me."

230. "Is it that time of the month?"

231. "Can I braid your hair?"

232. "It's okay to have doubts, as long as you don't let them overwhelm you."

233. "Come here! I can't stand to be so far away from you!"

234. "I got you."

235. "I wanna fall asleep next to you every night and wake up every morning with you by my side."

236. "Stop, I need to finish this!"

237. "I just wanna binge watch The Office, but it's not the same without you."

238. "Because I care about you!"

239. "I just wanted to impress you."

240. "I love you even though your breath stinks right now."

241. "Did you just puke on me?"

242. "We should get drunk and do stupid things."

243. "I always know what you're thinking about, babe. You're like an open book!"

244. "Could you sing to me?"

245. "I, uh, could you... could you play with my hair, please?"

246. "Nooooo, don't leave! I'm cold!"

247. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

248. "A mistletoe? Really?"

249. "Will you join me, love?"

250. "I have feelings for you."

251. "You are the reason."

252. "Take my hand, I wanna show you something..."

253. "You have a lovely name."

254. "You're my everything."

255. "You do know a lot about my blushing schedule."

@voilawind​

[ateezreactionsandscenarios]

Prompt List

A simple promt list. Chose 1 -3 prompts, your chosen member and if you want it to be fluff, angst, smut, ect. I will keep adding to this as I think of more so keep your eyes peeled.

1) “I love you, I hope you know that.” 

2) “I’ve always cared about you”

3) “I can’t believe I have you all to myself”

4) “Welcome Home”

5) “I’ve always wanted to do that”

6) “Don’t tell me what to do”

7) “Who did this to you?”

8) “I love you, not them”

9) “This is all your fault”

10) “Please don’t go”

11) “I wish I didn’t feel this way but I do”

12) “Look me in the eye and tell me you love me”

13) “Like what you see?”

14) “I’ve been thinking about you all day”

15) “Try to stay quiet okay”

16) “We’re in public you know”

17) “Say my name”

18) “Once we start I wont be able to stop”

19) “Do that again”

20) “Why don’t you trust me?”

21) “Make me”

22) “Shut up and kiss me”

23) “Looks like we’re going to be trapped for a while”

24) “I’m in love with you and that’s terrifying”

25) “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to the bed”

26) “You did all of this for me?”

27) “”I swear it was an accident”

28) “That was you?”

29) “What did you do this time?”

30) “I dont hate you”

31) “Just marry me already”

32) “Did I say that out loud?”

33) “I’m not wearing underwear, just thought you should know”

34)”You need a place to stay for the night?”

35) “Don’t cover your face, I want to see you”

36) “Are you sure about this?”

37) “I’ve never wanted to fuck someone as badly as I want to fuck you right now”

38) “Is that my shirt?”

39) “Is that a drawing of me?”

40) “Take my jacket it’s cold”

41) ”Here, let me help you”

42) “Could he make you feel as good as I do?”

43) “Are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?”

44) “I really want to kiss you right now”

45) “There’s only one bed”

46) “You bring out the good in me”

47) “You know, you’re really hot when you’re angry”

48) “I can’t help who I fall in love with”

49) “Friends kiss each other right?”

50) “Please, let me in”

51) “I know we agreed on casual ....but”

52) “I want you all to myself”

53) “What did you say?”

54) “It would be better if you stayed away from me”

55) “This is wrong”

56) “Will I ever see you again?”

57) “Loving you was not part of my plan”

58) “We’re going to be late”

59) “Do you love them?”

60) ”Was it worth it?”

61) “Thank you, you’ve made me feel a little less alone.” 

62) “Keep saving me like that and I might just fall for you.”

63) “ Please don’t think they’re the one I love, don’t you see how much I love you.” 

64) “You’ll be here when I wake up right?”

65) “ You look like you could use a hug.”

66) “Your lies used to be more believeable.”

67) “You know better than to ask me this.”

68) “Accepting help doesn’t make you weak.”

69) “I will never say these words to you, I told you that before.” 

70) “Do you like that?”

71) “Are you going to tell me where you got that?”

72) “Use your words.”

73) “You’re mine.”

74) “Did I tell you to stop?”

75) “You can still be good.”

76) "We're just friends."

77) "What are we?"

78) “My dirty secret.”

79) “Tell me what to do.”

80) “Nobody needs to know.”

81) “It’s not that easy.”

82) “You’re on your worst behaviour”

83) “Ready for this?”

84) “My baby’s so bad”

85) “Can I come over?”

86) “I want to move on.”

87) “I don’t want to stay in the dark.”

88) “Tell me the truth.”

89) “Wake up.”

90) “Doesn't it mean anything to you?”

91) “I can’t live like this.” 

92) “I’ll protect you.”

93) “I got lost.”

94) “I'm losing me more and more.”

95) “Where do I go?”

96) “Why are you hesitating?”

97) “I’m in love.”

98) “I can’t go back to the way it was.”

99) “I find myself going around in circles again.”

100) “I can’t forget you.”

101) “I didn't know what I had until it was too late.”

102) “Your love wasn’t lost on me.”

103) “I gave you my heart and you gave it back missing a piece.”

104) “You used to be someone I hated.”

105) “Everything means nothing without you.”

106) “You deserve someone who values you.”

107) “We can’t be friends any more...I will always see you as something else.”

108) “The guy who wins your heart will be the luckiest man alive.”

109) “Can you picture it...You and me together?”

110) “Us...I like the sound of that.”

111) “My family thinks we’re dating.”

[whimsicallyenchantedrose]

Fluffy Fridays—Chapter 172: What a Lovely Way To Burn, or,  Killian Learns the Upsides of a Storybrooke Heat Wave

Fluffy Fridays—Chapter 172: What a Lovely Way To Burn, or,  Killian Learns the Upsides of a Storybrooke Heat Wave

Pairing:  Captain Swan

Summary:   A series of unrelated, fluffy one shots featuring Killian Jones and  Emma Swan and the relationship that makes us all swoon. Will contain  both canon and AU stories. My contribution to Operation Rainbow Kisses  and Unicorn Stickers (aka, my attempt to drown out the season 4 finale  angst with ridiculous levels of fluff.)

Other Chapters: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (26) (27) (28) (29) (30) (31) (32) (33) (34) (35) (36) (37) (38) (39) (40) (41) (42) (43) (44) (45) (46) (47) (48) (49) (50) (51) (52) (53) (54) (55) (56) (57) (58) (59) (60) (61) (62) (63) (64) (65) (66) (67) (68) (69) (70) (71) (72) (73) (74) (75) (76) (77) (78) (79) (80) (81) (82) (83) (84) (85) (86) (87) (88) (89) (90) (91) (92) (93) (94) (95) (96) (97) (98) (99) (100) (101) (102) (103) (104) (105) (106) (107) (108) (109) (110) (111) (112) (113) (114) (115) (116) (117) (118) (119) (120) (121) (122) (123) (124) (125) (126) (127) (128) (129) (130) (131) (132) (133) (134) (135) (136) (137) (138) (139) (140) (141) (142) (143) (144) (145) (146) (147) (148) (149) (150) (151) (152) (153) (154) (155) (156)  (157) (158) (159) (160) (161) (162) (163) (164) (165) (166) (167) (168) (170) (171) (173) (174) 

(ao3) (ff.net)

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Genre: Season 3b canon divergence–I realize it was winter during 3b, but for this story’s purposes, I needed a very not-winterlike heat wave.

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Killian frowned fiercely as he felt a bead of sweat make its way down his back beneath his thin, cotton shirt.  He’d long since shed his leather duster and even the vest beneath. Damn this infernal heat!

Had Swan brought him back to Storybrooke in that yellow vessel of hers, or to the pits of hell? Being a seaside burg, he’d been under the impression he was in for a temperate climate.

He had most assuredly been under the wrong impression.

This morning, when he’d ventured from his room into the common area of Granny's establishment, one of the other guests had turned on the moving picture box (the TV, he believed he’d heard someone call it), and a man stood before a map of the area and detailed the weather they could expect for the day.

“Well folks, we’re in for a hot one,” he said. “A heat wave of epic proportions is set to hit the Storybrooke metropolitan area today. Temperatures are expected to hit the high nineties. We might even hit triple digits!  We haven’t seen weather like this since the curse broke–the first curse, that is.  I have no idea what the weather was like during the missing year, mainly because I have no idea about anything during the missing year.”

Killian shook his head as he sipped at his morning coffee. First wicked witches, then flying monstrosities, and now a heat wave.  Why had he ever come back from the Enchanted Forest?

Emma walked from the back room into the diner, her arm slung around her lad and a lovely smile on her face. Ah yes. This was why.

He’d endure far more than a hot day in order to be with her.

“Hey, Killian!” Henry said, hurrying over to his booth and taking a seat. “You guys making any progress on the skip you’re chasing?”

Killian hurriedly moved his left arm under the table so as to hide his hook from the lad. He knew Swan wished to keep up the ruse, as Henry’s memories had yet to return, but he wondered how much longer they could keep him in the dark. There were, after all, flying monkeys about, and Henry was a perceptive lad.  He was bound to figure out something was amiss sooner or later.

Emma reached the table, face reddening. “Henry! You can’t just intrude on someone’s breakfast!”

Killian waved to the other side of the booth where Henry had already taken up residence. “It’s no intrusion, love. You both are more than welcome to join me.”

She smiled gratefully at him, before sliding into the booth.  “Looks like it’s gonna be a hot one today,” she said, glancing up at the TV. 

“Aye,” Killian said with a grimace. “So it would seem.”

“Hey Mom! Are you gonna be busy with your case all day?” Henry asked excitedly. “Maybe if you guys have a little extra time, we could go swim at the beach!”

Emma shrugged. “I mean, we’re kind of at a standstill right now. No sign of the Wick–uh, I mean the skip. I don’t see why we couldn’t get some beach time in. What do you think, Killian? Wanna join us?”

Killian’s smile lit up his entire face. “I’d be delighted.”

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

By the time their beach excursion began, Killian was rethinking his state of mind.  She was trying to kill him.  There was no doubt about it.  She was trying to burn him alive with desire–in a way that was most certainly not appropriate with her lad about.

It all started about an hour after breakfast ended and Killian, Emma,, and Henry went their separate ways.  Swan had knocked on his door and presented him with the strangest article of clothing he had ever seen.  They appeared to be short pants of some sort, but never had he seen pants like these.  They were a deep, royal purple, and throughout were drawings of songbirds.  Across the arse was emblazoned the single word “Charming”.

“So, I figured you probably didn’t have any swimming trunks,” she said, her tone a touch self-conscious.  “I asked David if he had any spares, and he gave me these.  Apparently Mary Margaret had them custom made to reflect who he is or something, and when I told him they were for you, he thought it would be hilarious.  Told me to take pictures.”

“I’m…I’m meant to wear this to go bathing in your realm?” he asked, holding the abomination of an article of clothing between two fingers and pouring over it.

“I mean…you can’t exactly swim in your leathers,” she said.

He grinned saucily at her, playfully wiggling his eyebrows.  “I could always not wear my leathers.”

She rolled her eyes, grinning and shoving him playfully.  “Yeah, let’s try not to traumatize my son any more than we have to.  Plus public nudity’s a crime.  I’d rather not have to arrest you on my day off.”

He chuckled.  How he’d missed this–the flirting, the playful teasing.  He’d missed everything about her, but he’d especially missed how buoyant she made his spirits.

“Very well,” he conceded. “In the interest of not corrupting your son–and not seeing the inside of your brig–I shall wear these–what did you call them?--swim trunks.  But what manner of shirt am I meant to wear?”

She looked flustered at that, averting her eyes. “Uh…well, most guys just wear the trunks and no shirt.”

He grinned again.  “Why Swan, I’m shocked.  If you wished me to get half-naked for you, all you had to do was ask.”

She rolled her eyes again.

Suddenly it occurred to Killian that he had one more difficulty that most men of this realm did not.  He reached up to scratch behind his ear.  “But what am I meant to do about this?”

He waved his hooked arm before her.

“Well, I mean, you can leave the brace and cuff on if you want,” Emma said, “but Killian, you can also take it off.”

“I rather doubt you wish to be subjected to the sight of my stump, love,” he said in a small voice, eyes looking at the carpeting. “The wound had to be cauterized and stitched quickly, and I’m afraid it is rather unsightly.”

She was silent for a moment, and then she reached up, turning his face toward her.  “You don’t have to be ashamed of your missing hand, Hook.  You know that, right?  Neither Henry, nor I care about your stump.  It’s just a part of you.”

He felt warmth suffuse him.  Though he didn’t have Swan’s superpower for detecting lies, there was no doubt that she spoke with absolute sincerity and conviction.  “Thank you for that.”

“Welcome,” she said breezily, “although I can’t guarantee Henry won’t ask you awkward questions about amputation.  He is a twelve-year-old, after all.  I’ll talk to him about appropriate topics of conversation.”

Killian chuckled.  “I’m well aware of the inquisitiveness of the pre-teen lad.  Not to worry, Swan.”

They stood smiling at each other for a moment, and if Killian didn’t know better, he’d have believed Emma wished for his company–perhaps even wished for a repeat of the kiss he’d tried at her apartment door (preferably without the knee to his nether regions this time).  But after a moment, she seemed to think better of it, shaking her head slightly and taking a step back.

“Yeah, so I’m going to get Granny to put together a picnic for all of us.  Meet out in front of the diner in, say, half an hour?  We can take the bug down to the docks.”

“Sounds good, love.”

Seeing the blatant look of interest–maybe even want–in Swan’s eyes when he emerged from the diner and headed toward her vehicle almost made it worth his while to wear these absolute travesties of “swim trunks”.

“Like what you see, love?” he purred as he reached her, standing tall so his chest–bare of all but a generous peppering of hair–showed to full display.

Her cheeks reddened, and she stammered, “Just get in the car, Hook.  Henry’s waiting.”

Apparently the lass was so flustered she couldn’t even come up with her normal witty repartee.

He grinned as he obeyed and got into her vehicle, but his grin turned to a groan when she reached over to help him with the buckle of the car’s restraint and her hand brushed his chest.  Had the temperature suddenly risen even higher?

But it wasn’t until they reached the beach that Killian realized he was in serious danger of spontaneous combustion before this day was at an end.  

While the lad ran toward the water, ready to frolic, Killian helped Swan spread colorful towels along the sand, and then she reached for the hem of the short, rather formless bathing dress she wore, and before he could divine what she was about, she pulled it up over her head, displaying far more creamy white skin than he had ever expected to see outside of his lurid daydreams.  Indeed, she was clad only in two tiny swaths of fabric which left very little to his imagination.

Killian felt his jaw drop.

“Like what you see, Hook?” she asked, turning his own question back upon him.

For a moment he merely swallowed hard, unable to speak, sure his desire for this woman would consume him whole.

“It’s…” he began, voice squeaking like an inexperienced lad.  He cleared his throat. “It’s rather…daring, isn’t it?”

She laughed, before sitting gracefully on her towel and rummaging in the bag she’d brought with her.  “It’s called a bikini,” she said, “and I had my suspicions you may like it.”

“Is this the customary attire for women of this realm when bathing?”

She shrugged.  “For some.  Others like a one-piece suit, or some combination of the two.  Have I shocked you, Hook?  I never would have taken Captain Hook for a prude.”

He scoffed, before looking her slowly up and down in a way that brought the heat to her cheeks. “A prude I am not.  I’m just not accustomed to seeing a woman in this state of undress outside of the bedchamber.”

“So my question remains,” she said, leaning toward him.  “Like what you see?”

He groaned again.  “Gods, yes.”

Henry took that moment to reappear.  Probably for the best.  The thoughts Killian was having were hardly conducive to a public place.  “Hey guys, hurry up!  The water’s perfect!”

“Hold on just a second before you go running off again,” Emma chided, reaching once again into her bag and pulling out a plastic bottle.  “Don’t forget the sunscreen.”

Killian watched curiously as Swan opened the bottle and squirted a generous dollop of white, coconut scented cream onto her hand and then began applying it to the lad’s skin.

“What precisely is sunscreen?” he asked curiously.

“You don’t know what sunscreen is?” Henry asked with a raised eyebrow.  “It keeps you from getting a sunburn.”

Killian felt his face reddening yet again.  “I’ve lived a rather sheltered life, I suppose.”

Swan snorted.  “A swashbuckling pirate leading a sheltered life?  That’ll be the day.”

“A pirate?” Henry asked, turning to him with eager eyes.  “You were a pirate?”

“Er…” he said, looking at Swan, unsure how he was meant to answer that.

“Uh–yeah,” Emma said.  “Didn’t I tell you, Henry?  Killian, um, well, he does this pirate reenactment show thing on a ship.  That’s why he was dressed like that.”

For a woman with the ability to spot lies, she was hopeless herself at prevarication.  The lad, however, did not seem to notice her falsehood.  Instead, he looked eagerly back at Killian.

“A pirate?  Like Captain Hook?”

Killian shot a startled look at Emma, but she just shrugged.  “Aye, I suppose so.”

Henry narrowed his eyes.  “You don’t look like Captain Hook.  No curls or mustache or anything.”

“Perhaps,” Killian said, “the problem is that your Captain Hook doesn’t look like me.”

Henry shrugged.  “Can I go back to the water now?”

Emma nodded and the lad scampered off.

“Nice save,” she murmured as soon as Henry was out of ear shot.  “I need to be more careful what I say around him.”

“No harm done I suppose,” Killian said.  “I find myself quite curious, though, to see a rendering of what your world believes to be Captain Hook.”

She laughed.  “We have got to watch Peter Pan sometime.  The look on your face when you see your Disney counterpart is going to be priceless.”

Killian raised one skeptical eyebrow.  “Something tells me I’ll rather dislike what I see.”

She laughed again.

“The lad is perceptive, though,” Killian continued, going back to the main topic of conversation at hand. “He’s bound to–”

He stopped abruptly as he watched Emma squirt another generous dollop of the sunscreen onto her hand and then begin applying it to her arms, her legs, her chest, her stomach.

Was the woman trying to kill him?

“Bound to what?” she asked.

Killian cleared his throat.  “Bound to notice things are amiss at some point or another.”

“Yeah,” she answered, sounding utterly unaware of what she was doing to him with her ministrations.  “I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.  Hey, can you do my back?”

His eyebrows raised nearly to his hairline.  “Do…your back?”

“Yeah,” she said, holding out the bottle to him.  “I can’t reach it on my own, and I don’t want to burn.”

She…she wished him to rub lotion onto her back?  She truly was trying to murder him, burn him alive with the want of her.

He must have taken too long to answer, because she turned toward him with questioning eyes–that slowly widened as she saw the look in his own eyes.  “I…um…I can have Henry do it if you don’t want to.”

Killian closed his eyes and groaned.  He was on fire, but what a lovely way to burn.  “The wanting is not the problem,” he muttered.  “But no matter.  I’m fully capable of completing the task you’ve assigned me.”

As he applied the lotion, caressing her silky soft skin, moving steadily from the nape of her neck down toward her delectable arse, he began to wonder if he’d spoken the truth.  The thoughts he was having were most assuredly NOT fit to be engaged in in public or in the company of a child.

He was in need of a cold and bracing shower.

“Come on guys!  Aren’t you ever going to be ready?” Henry asked, running back to them once again.

Saved by the lad again!

“As it happens,” Killian said, getting to his feet, “I’m ready right now.  Lead on my boy.”

What followed were several of the most enjoyable hours Killian had spent in years.  He was reminded of the days of his boyhood before his mother had passed.  She’d often take Liam and him down to the beach, where they’d frolic and play until the sun went down.

Killian helped Henry build a sand castle–complete with moat and drawbridge built of twigs they’d found along the shore.  They swam, all three playfully splashing each other.  They dined on sandwiches prepared by Granny, and they combed the beach for interesting rocks and seashells.

Finally, as afternoon turned to dusk and then night fell, it was time to return to the inn.  They gathered their things and headed back to the car while Henry chattered a mile a minute about all they’d done that day.

Later, back at their rooms, Emma closed the door behind Henry and then turned back toward Killian.  “Hey, thanks for joining us today,” she said, smiling happily up at him.  “I think we all needed a little break from the stress of Wicked Witch hunting.”

He reached up and brushed a flyaway lock of hair behind her ear, returning her smile with a tender one of his own.  “You’ve no need to thank me, love.  It was my very great pleasure.”

She smiled again, looking at his eyes, and then focusing on his lips, her hands flexing at her sides.  He wanted nothing in the world more at this moment than to pull her toward him and kiss her breathless–and from the way she was looking at him, it would seem she wanted the same–but Killian was determined to let her set the pace.  And so he waited for her to make up her mind.

After a moment where the tension between them sizzled as hot as the pavement that day, she took a deep breath, and then stepped back.  For a moment Killian felt an intense stab of disappointment, but then he schooled his features.  Swan may not be ready to give herself over to her feelings for him yet, but they were there.  If there was anything this day at the beach told him it was that.

He was a patient man.  He could wait until she was ready to move forward.

“Well…” Emma said awkwardly after another moment.  “Guess I better hit the sack.  No doubt it’s only a matter of time before the next crisis hits.  Need to get rested up.”

“Goodnight love.”

He watched as she disappeared into her room and then shut the door before turning to his own room across the hall.  No, Killian had never been a fan of hot, summer weather, but if it was to afford him days like this, he may need to reassess his opinion.

 Notes:

–Like many places in the U.S. right now, my little corner of the country is experiencing a significant heat wave right now.  Some of the ladies on my OUAT Discord decided we should use that fact to our advantage–keeping in mind the fact that literally EVERYTHING can be made into a CS fic if you try hard enough.  And when I think of heat waves, what comes to mind?  Swimming–it may be the only outdoor activity that feels even remotely tolerable in weather like this.  And with swimming involved, I could not resist introducing Killian to the modern wonder that is the bikini.  I suspect Emma’s right.  He’d rather like the article of attire when it’s being worn by a certain blonde savior-princess!

–But lest this fic venture into territory far more explicit than a T rated fic should, I decided to add Henry into their swimming excursion.  And after all, who doesn’t love Captain Cobra and Captain Cobra Swan?

–Shout out once again to the ladies of the OUAT discord for helping me design the swim trunks David lent Killian.

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[missmorosis]

did i make a prompt list? 👀 maybe.

made these for the new year, 2021 :D

feel free to send in requests! rules in my navi :)

btw some of these prompts may be inspired by others!!

heh feel free to reblog if you would like to use it <3

If you don't mind, please credit me (@missmorosis) if you use these prompts!! I would love to read what yall come up with hehe

💜, morosis

1. “Can you come over?” “I’m already here.”

2. “I already know your order, the usual, right?"

3. "You look adorable in- wait is that my shirt?"

4. "Marry me. Now."

5. "You're cold? Have my jacket."

6. “Uh- why is there glitter everywhere?”

7. “Please, you’re adorable.”

8. “Yeah, okay, but I’m cooler.” “You sure?”

9. “You know, I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”

10. “So... did you know that all our friends have a bet going that we end up together?”

11. “Stop laughing at me! It’s not that funny! ... Maybe it’s a little funny.”

12. “I- yeah- I would like that.”

13. “Hey, hey, look at the road. Instead of looking at me.”

14. “Were you always this beautiful?”

15. “Can- can I kiss you?”

16. “Can you just hold me for a bit?”

17. “I’m saying this out of love... but that looks horrendous.”

18. “You’re safe now, okay? I’m here.”

19. "Oh my gosh, is that idiot my s/o?"

20. “You- you think about me?” “Well, yeah. 24/7.”

21. “Well, I just thought... if you weren’t feeling well, I could at least do this for you.”

22. “Oh my gosh, what happened to you?”

23. “Can’t get enough of me, huh?” 

24. “Would it help if I stayed with you?”

25. “Do you trust me?” “Who are you, Aladdin?”

26. "You're an idiot." "I'm your idiot."

27. "Let me get that for you."

28. "Please don't do this to me.”

29. "Talk to me. Please, just say something.”

30. "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Honest answer?" "... no."

31. "Don't die on me. Please."

32. "Don't- don't come any closer."

33. "Why are you lying to me?"

34. "I'm starting to worry about you."

35. "Where have you been?"

36. "Hey, don't cry."

37. “How is this my fault?”

38. “Leave me alone.”

39. "You said they'd come home. So, where are they?"

40. "I... found you crying. What happened?"

41. "Who hurt you?"

42. "I don't deserve you."

43. "W- will they be okay?"

44. "It’s okay. They’re gone now."

45. “Are you crying... because of me?”

46. “Why aren’t you asleep?”

47. “Let me go. Let. Me. Go.”

48. “You... you promised.”

49. “You deserve better.”

50. “I’m sorry. I really am this time.”

51. “How’d you get hurt?”

52. “You know, it doesn’t help to hold it all in."

53. "How does it feel to lose to me?"

54. "Don't leave me here."

55. "This song reminds me of you."

56. "You need to take better care of yourself."

57. "Where have you been?"

58. "You don't have to be afraid."

59. "How long have you just been sitting there?"

60. "You did this all for me?"

61. "Please don't tell me that’s (s/o)."

62. "Why is there a dog in my living room?"

63. "Shut up and let me braid your hair."

64. "Hop on my back.”

65. “Have I ever told you how much I hate you?”

66. “Can we stop for a second? I think I’m going to pass out.”

67. “I know you’re sad, so let me in. It’s cold outside.”

68. “Just... walk it off.” “I don’t think I can walk.”

69. “Are- are you bleeding?”

70. “Uh sorry, I think I dropped your child.”

71. “That was fun. I’m never doing it again.”

72. “Oh, shoot, I think I’m seeing things.”

73. “Wow, your hair’s really soft. Like... really soft.”

74. “That is... the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

75. “It’s purely luck. Zero skill.”

76. “Can you look at my face and honestly tell me that I’m ugly? Nope, you can’t.”

77. “I can’t say (his/her/their) name without smiling!”

78. “So... do you come here often?” “I- I literally work here.”

79. “Whatever you do, don’t turn around.”

80. “You know, you’re allowed to be mad at me.”

81. “Oh my gosh, wait, is this legal?” “To be honest, I’m not sure.”

82. “I’m this close to cutting off all my hair.”

83. “What do you want me to do? Throw popcorn at them?”

84. “Leave me alone.” “I brought cookies.” “... fine, come in.”

85. “Why should I share with you?” “Because you love me 😌”

86. “I would appreciate it if you never spoke of this ever again.”

87. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”

88. “Don’t you think you’re overreacting?”

89. “So... who was going to tell me?”

90. “Uh, was this the original plan?”

91. “Stop kissing me, it tickles!”

92. “For the record, I never agreed to this.”

93. “You dropped this.”

94. “I’m not threatening you!” “Well I feel pretty darn threatened.”

95. “Do. Not. Push. Me.”

96. “Can- can you come get me? Please?” “Of course.”

97. “How many times have you watched that?” “Probably close to 100.”

98. “Hey, I, uh, brought you some pizza.”

99. “Wait. Stand right there, I want to take a picture of you.”

100. “I love you.”

[misguiding]

Get to Know Me

1. Name 2. Age 3. City that you live in

4. What do most people not know about you? 5. What do most people know you for? 6. Hobbies 7. What are your passions? 8. What do you search for in a significant other? 7. What are you most proud of? 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love? 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it? 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list. 11. What was the last thing you learned? 12. How many relationships have you been in? 13. Turn ons 14. Turn offs 15. Favorite food 16. Favorite drink 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received? 18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic? 19. Do you sleep during class? 20. What is the most expensive thing you own? 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own? 22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone? 23. Text or call? 24. Opinion on long distance? 25. What is your definition of success? 26. Favorite song? 27. Favorite artist? 28. Celebrity crush/crushes? 29. When was the last time you read for fun? 30. Favorite flower? 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now? 32. Any guilty pleasures? 33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself? 34. What do you search for in a friend? 35. How many times have you said “I love you” in the past month? 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home? 37. Why do bad things happen to good people? 38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye? 39. How many green shirts do you own? 40. Do you like anime? 41. What do you invest the most time in? 42. What was the name of the last book you read? 43. What’s the difference between loving and liking someone? 44. Where are you most productive? 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends. 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone. 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist? 48. Do you have any allergies? 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone? 50. What was the last promise you made? 51. What was your last dream about? 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be? 53. How many countries have you visited? 54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.) 56. When was the last time somebody complimented you? 56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself? 57. Do you consider yourself mature? 58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr? 59. What is your favorite quote? 60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be? 61. What is your greatest accomplishment? 62. Do you believe in the death penalty? 63. What are your goals for life? 64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now? 65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world. 66. What were you like in 2013? 67. Do you have a job? 68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend. 69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be? 70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before? 71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website? 72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? 73. Does money equal happiness? 74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime? 75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime? 76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told? 77. When was the last time you looked at the news? 78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say? 79. What is your favorite animal? 80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it? 81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at? 82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get? 83. Does age necessarily equal maturity? 84. What is your favorite clothing store? 85. In the winter- beanies or gloves? 86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail? 87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it? 88. What do you fear the most? 89. How many digits of pi can you recite? 90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be? 91. Describe yourself in one word. 92. Describe your last victory. 93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen? 94. What is something you will never forget? 95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail? 96. Have you ever broken a bone before? 97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody? 98. Coffee or tea? 99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way? 100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?

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