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Idk why in Bingjiu fics its such a common theme for Binghe to gain sympathy for Sj after he learns of his past as a slave. Honestly, if anything, I think it'd only make him more bitter and angry.
It'd basically be another slap in the face because their similar experiences didn't change anything.
#listen i just think itd be a lot easier for lbh to digest that a rich spoiled master hated him#but not someone cut from the same cloth as him#like WOOF man#thats rough buddy tm#svsss#luo bingge#shen jiu#bingjiu
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my friend who hasn’t made any time for me recently just texted me to help her move a bed… sis no
#like you can make time for everything and everyone else to hang out but not me?#and now that you NEED my help bc i’m big and strong i get the invite#like woof man#i’ll help you move things after you finally come hang#personal#i’m in a bitchy mood today too so imma just keep to myself
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shouto accidentally gets drunk while out with you and some other friends and he's sitting there in the heat of the bar, watching you smile bright and laugh wholeheartedly with your hair a little messy and your eyeliner smudged a bit—and he gets suddenly and completely overwhelmed with the desire to kiss you.
which is exactly what he does when you manage to get him home. it's kind of awkward because he doesn't kiss many people and he's also drunk and gangly and looming over you, but you let him crowd you against his front door until the both of you nearly run out of breath.
and you push him away gently with a quiet laugh, telling him, "okay, slow your roll, loverboy. how about we do this when you're sober, huh?" because you're not sure if he means it and you don't want to get your hopes up for something he won't even remember tomorrow.
but he absolutely does remember it, and now he can't look at you without feeling that unfamiliar white-hot strike of desire lighting up his body.
#oh woof.#like. shouto's whole life flashes before his eyes LOL#i have this thought that he doesnt realize he's into you until he's INTO you#and then all of a sudden he is and it's everywhere#he's like. oh wow what is this feeling i think i need to swallow you whole.#LMAOOOO#DONT MIND ME BEING SO PREDICTABLE AND WRITING HANDSOME AWKWARD MAN WHO IS A CLUMSY KISSER#my bread and butter tbh !!!!!!#turns out i just had todoroki thoughts in general while i was out LOL#not strictly about touya LOL#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: shouto
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making hickeys. on vi’s abs. thats all.
send me vi thirsts and i'll give u my hand in marriage
kissing down her abs till she's gasping, and she'd make the prettiest noises, wouldn't she? little pitched whines and bitten-off keens at the back of her throat, her fingers spearing through your hair, her hands uncertain of what to do -- whether to press you closer or to pull you away; there's a gasp stuck in her throat, heat coiling in her stomach, a disparate, untamed hunger licking up the length of her spine, tingling down her arms as she does her damned-well best not to flip you both and pin you beneath her.
but a part of her wants this too, yearns for the softness with which you treat her, the back-arching sweetness that collects beneath your tongue as you press kiss after kiss along the defined lines of her abs.
at first, to tease her, to watch them flex and relax, the lines carving into her skin like footprints on a tide-strewn beach. but then, after a while, you'd fallen into the well of her hitching breaths, the darling little moans she tries to tuck into the sides of her cheeks, no matter how often you tell her that you love her noises.
"p-princess -- please --"
her voice is ragged, though you've not moved an inch below her belly button, she already sounds debauched.
"but i'm not doing anything," you tease, grinning as you pillow your cheek against her now hickey-marked abs. she puffs out a breath, carding her fingers through your hair to stroke at your neck.
"if people knew how mean you really were --"
you lean down to nip at the line just above the waistband of her pants, making her hips jump up, her head tipping back as she gasps.
"i'm not mean." though you can't help the smirk that twists your lips as you catch her looking back down at you with those dark, blown-out pupils, her lashes fluttering, gaze half-lidded with want.
"such a pretty little liar," she says, with no malice at all, rubbing a thumb along your cheek. you crinkle your nose at her words, sighing as you finally relent and sit back up, letting her pull you across the length of her body for a long, heart-settling kiss.
"its your fault, you know," you murmur, after she lets you pull away, her hand still at the back of your neck, holding you close. she chuckles, her voice low.
"my fault?"
"yeah. for having such kiss-able abs."
she laughs then, the sound bright as windchimes, and just as sweet.
"right, right," she says, tucking you more comfortably into her side, "it's all my fault, and you're just a sad slave of consequence to my extremely kiss-able abs, right?"
you grin, nuzzling deeper into her embrace, "right. as long as you know it."
vi laughs again, dropping a kiss into the seam of your hair.
"yeah. trust me, pretty girl. i do."
#⛈ monsoon season#tell me why this got so soft at the end this was supposed to be a THIRST#vi x reader#arcane x reader#vi smut#arcane smut#bro no but like. im trying to write a more Proper fic for another one of these and uH yALL its like.... getting way longer than i planned#AND TTHERE'S BEEN NO SMUT THERE EITHER ITS JUST... FEELINGS?????#BRUHV. whAT do i do with THOSE???#like EUGH BROTHER EUGH. im just tryna write some tiddy tiddy bang bang buT all this PLOT is tryna come at me???#woof. idk man.#arcane#lesbian#♨ steamy
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day 231
doomed timeline
u ever think about how literally every single one of the thousands of aradias that traveled back to fight in the trolls' boss battle was from a doomed timeline where she had to a) watch all her friends die b) process that she was also doomed and c) then power through all that to do a bunch of time travel detective work so that she could advise the alpha iterations of her friends on how to avoid splitting into that doomed timeline in the first place? before traveling to a battle she knew she wouldn't make it out of?
yeah man
#day 231#year 5#aradia megido#homestuck#AradiaAugust#and then of course there's alpha tl aradia#who didnt have to witness all of that#but probably did have to hear from a lot of those doomed aradias#like just going about her day when another version of herself appears and says 'hey i just witnessed (insert fucked up timeline end here)'#'and i need you to tell so and so to not do xyz so that everyone we care about doesnt die'#just like alt selves popping in on the reg to warn her about all these existential threats before dying themselves#YEAH MAN.....#fuckin Woof#like no shade to davesprite fans love yall but also imagine all the angst that has ever been written about davesprite's grief#and then multiply it by many thousands#you gotta understand. i am unwell about her.
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SUITS 1.07
I need to kiss whoever styled him in this black shirt.
#harvey specter#gifs#i need him biblically#FUCK#he's actually so hot#the rolled up sleeves#the top button unbuttoned#SLVT!!!!!!#his neck showing#omg i feel like a victorian man seeing a woman's ankles for the first time#or however that saying goes#but FUCKKKKKKK#bonus points bc we got to see mike in a t-shirt#WOOF#they really FED us with this outfit
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could you perhaps draw ouppy mind and soul cuddling ::3
Mind and Soul are usually the ones I draw or think about when I think of ouppy mind being honest... it's funny that this will be the first I post of it.
[Please don't tag as ship!]
#I think I have many many doodles of mind doing that first pose. just over and over [head in soul's lap] [would not do it with Heart]#like to me it is sensory peak. like I think of it very often. oh to set your head in someones lap woof... even if they ignore you or are#doing soemthign else.. it woudl be peak I beleive. ohwww and if they pet you too.. man that'd be nice#cccc#cj#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj mind#cccc mind#cj soul#cccc soul#jbird's art
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get yourself a man who will clean your wounds after you get caught in another street fight with the Delancey brothers!!!!
rest of the comic here (ignore me misspelling Delancey)
#character art#newsies#livesies#davey jacobs#jack kelly#newsies art#javey newsies#pls pretend they’re wearing period appropriate pajamas#i didn’t feel like drawing the ole button ups#i want a man who will tenderly clean my wounds#(i don’t have wounds)#but like metaphorically#grrrrrrr#they’re so#WOOF#my beautiful boys#look at them
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all silliness gone
#combining my aus to create a supernova of. dread#(also the whole 'sonic is the only one to remember 06' thing)#it comes back to him in bits and pieces#just messes with him a bit#MAN ive gotta practice comics. if i could just put this all together in a cohesive way#but enough of that. ghost!sonic is soo fun to color i have a new favorite way#its kinda hard for him to keep himself together in this form so there are bits around him#also because its my favorite thing he falls apart a lot more when he gets frustrated or angry#sth#doodles#actually dead au#memories of the wind au#saying woof is something i picked up from amphibia i think. i cant stop saying it its so fun. like youre tired. woof.....#back to silliness after this one. probably
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2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(cont.)
#god he looks so fucking good in these#BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF#ferrari nando is truly a different breed...#<- but i cant even rly even say that bcs literally every single era he looks so fucking fine#its funny bcs i think rn he looks so god damn good with the bead but he also looks really good in these clean shaven?????#we stan a man who can serve a variety of looks#anyways having a big moment over these....he looks so good.......#also this made me feel a bit emo cause ive never watched him win live and i havent watched him win a race since April#so im like: THERES MY GUY THERES MY MAN THERES MY BOYYYYYYYYY LOOK AT HIM#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#fa14#2010 bahrain gp#we do a little bit of f1
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🗣️👋🏻🇵🇹📍🏟️🐂🐂🤷🏼♂️🔛🥁⏳
#i am such a stable individual atm#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#the 5sos show tour lisbon#band ig#kh4f post#idk if I've ever mentioned being attracted to this man before but#he's like. pretty or whatever#it's fine#no 🤸🏻♀️ big 🤸🏻♀️ deal 🤸🏻♀️#woof woof bark bark smooch slormp chomp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#or whatever#👹👄👹#💀👄💀#👰🏻♀️👄👰🏻♀️#💋👄💋#🤸🏻♀️💋🤸🏻♀️#but listen#this necklace#but also beard#but also curls#but also the earring has me ready to just call it a day bc i can't handle the reality of being a human with thoughts#but also his curls are wet 😭😭😭😭😭#but but also and then and then and i think and did i mention and another thing and and but but *dies*#the 5sos show tour
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hermit horror week day 5: season 1 or 2 or echoes
It's a nice gesture.
Joe finishes the monument, steps back, and looks at it. He removes one of the pieces required to finish it. He steps back. He looks at it.
It's a nice gesture. There's, like, blood on his hands, and every one of his scars aches, but it's a nice gesture, you know?
"It's not his fault it's havin' the opposite effect," Joe mutters to himself. He removes a piece of the monument. He puts it back. He remains standing in front of the thing GenerikB built for him, and he remains on Hermitcraft, and no new knowledge of how to leave again has come to his mind.
It's a nice gesture, it really, really is. Joe's, uh, not used to parts like this anymore. He doesn't get much a chance to show his hospitality. Talking to people, it's--new! It's new. It's fun, too, to do things like prank folks, and meet new folks, and build things for the sake of building them, and everything else. He's not mad he escaped to this Hermitcraft place, really, he's not. It's a nice place to be.
Joe walks in a circle around the monument.
It's a really nice gesture. The man who owns this place, he knows where Joe's from. Knows the sorts of things Joe is used to doing. Went about building a monument, so Joe would have something to do. In return, Joe's thinking he's going to break into the man's impenetrable base, just to show him that it's not so impenetrable when you're used to dying, and dying, and dying, and dying, and dying, and...
So the thing is, two weeks after arriving, now, he doesn't want to admit it. Everyone's hospitality, it had been grand. Far better than he'd gotten before. There hadn't even been any arenas he was expected to kill people in for their amusement! If he ever got the chance, he'd rate them five stars. Not a death trap, no vindictive gods, no way out.
No.
Okay.
He pulls a block off the monument and puts it back. He waits for the capricious god of this world to show him the exit.
So the thing is, two weeks after arriving, he got a bit of cold feet. Not anyone's fault, really. He's just, like. Okay, he does talk to people. Cleo, Cleo he keeps in contact. Good friend of his, Cleo. Doesn't have any hard feelings about the murder. Makes sense, given that she's neck-deep in everything too. Used to the kinds of people they are. Is he making sense? They're--used to it. It's easy with her. She knows not to question how a man who likes building houses out of sand and gravel to show off how precarious they are ended up with scars. She was there. Not, like, with him, but--
Anyway. The problem is that the people here are... nice. Nicer than he knows how to deal with.
The problem is that he can't leave.
He's tried to figure it out. He thinks, like, the server's a Chinese finger trap, maybe? The more you try to get out, the more stuck you get. That doesn't make sense, because he can see the writing on the wall, and he's not the only one who wants to try to leave. He thinks the one who made this place is leaving here soon, too.
That's why he's back here, because--like, at the time, it had probably been good he didn't leave. If he'd left, he'd never have jumped on that box, or made the friends he's made, or built a piston door, or even gotten anywhere close to reaching Hypno's house with his railway. (One of these days, he'll make it.) He wouldn't have proven to himself, hey, he can build, too, and make jokes, and be the odd one out. He's good with those things. So he'd thought that someone was looking out for him, not letting him leave, and hey, nothing had ever managed to trap Joe forever.
He's way too good at dying for anything to trap him forever. He's, like, got a song about it and everything? Man, and they'd laughed when he'd sung it to them, too, but then again, that's just that he's bad at singing, and GenerikB is leaving.
He removes a piece from the monument. He puts it back. He circles the structure.
It's a nice gesture. It was a nice gesture when he joined, and it's a nice gesture now. Little taste of the constant death labyrinth he hailed from, you know? Little taste of--here, here's that goal you're used to. It's cute. It's cute.
So, like, he's completed the monument, though. He's done it.
And he's still--here. He can't leave.
And he's, uh. Not really certain what happens to a world, when its god abandons it, but by god, or maybe Vechs, or certainly GenerikB, that god is leaving it.
And Joe--
The thing is, this time when he gets cold feet, it's not just going to be him trapped.
And he'll find his way out. He always does.
It's just--
Two weeks after joining, he'd gotten cold feet. Cleo, she understands. She's used to what happens when people are cruel. People who are used to that--she'd probably laugh if he told her he'd gone and gotten trapped because he got attached to things, like any stray creeper couldn't take them.
But here he is. And here they are.
The monument doesn't let him out, and its god is abandoning them all.
He doesn't know how to get anyone out but himself.
He pulls a block. He replaces it.
He doesn't know where to start looking, except that it will be very painful, because it always is, and he will not stop until it's done, because he never does.
He pulls a block. He replaces it.
The shrine stays dead.
#hermithorrorweek2023#a bee fic#hermitcraft#joe hills#do you ever think about how genericb built joe a CTM just so he'd feel like he fit in#and how that interfaces with. you know. a lot of headcanoned How Superhostile Worked headcanons#because I SURE DO.#i ALSO think about how hermitcraft is named for a man who abandoned it.#like. woof. consider that.#this one's probably the least horror of the week so far but i figured people could use a breather after the last two
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What is it that the Rat Grinders actually want exactly? Or at least, what does Kipperlilly want since she's the one we know the most about.
At the top of the season it seemed like she wanted to Be The Best at school and Be Recognized in a very Tracy Flick/Sara Berry kind of way and was just going to crazy lengths to get there because this is a world where you help a dragon kidnap girls so you can be Prom Queen and life goes on. But now we know that the Rat Grinders are a part of Porter's larger plan and one of the major steps of that plan is completely abolishing Aguefort as an institution.
It's clear what Porter gets out of this. He gets to be a god and he gets to continue his imperialistic family legacy. And I would maybe get what Kipperlilly would get out of this is she were the Cleric/Paladin of the plan. She'd get to be the new god's champion, like she was gushing to Lucy. That's maybe worth something to an achievement hunting, Type A individual.
But she's not gonna get to be the best student at Aguefort if Aguefort doesn't exist anymore. Hell, Elmville won't really exist anymore. Is Porter planning on opening a new Adventuring School in Rage Elmville and she gets to be the god Principal's pet? Does she think he's gonna make things "fair" for her somehow? How? Retroactively killing her parents? Does she want to use the powers she cheesed from the easy XP he drip fed her to be a renown adventurer? Kinda hard to pull that off when everyone knows you were part of the plan that doomed the town. Maybe she thought they were going to get away with it without being implicated? Does she literally not want anything other than a chance to kill the Bad Kids? Or even pettier, to just to be stronger than Riz? Is that worth it to her? To damn the whole town just so she can say that she beat Riz once? Did she want something concrete at one point but at this point she's just lost in the sauce and doing whatever the next task is without knowing what she'd even do with a victory if she got it? Did she already get what she wanted in the free XP and now she's just paying her end of the bargain?
I'm just very unsure about what her version of a happy ending is here.
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#kipperlilly copperkettle#i was gonna save this for a recap but I may do the last 2 recaps put together bc they're battle eps#so we'll see#if porter was literally just like do you want a chance to kill her rivals and they were like boy do I! that'd be nuts#I have to assume there was more to it than that but idk man#even if the RG's have rage stars I think that means they're influenced not mind controlled puppets#I assume she has goals and desires#I just have no idea what they could be at this point in the story#and if it's just to be stronger then woof#crazy reason to damn your town to being rage city#in her mind what is her place in the endgame?#and what would be 'fair' to her?#even before she ended up in this plot what did she want that she wasn't getting?#like in her world what should they do to compensate for her not having a dead dad?#curve her grade?#kill her dad?#like practically what did she want?#i think it would have made sense if kipperlilly was doing a kind of syndrome thing#making up threats to defeat#inventing her own plot hooks#but this plan doesn't seem very mastermind rogue of her#I guess blind rage isn't great for evil plans#also for that matter what's up with jace
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idk it's such a very small thing but "maybe you killed her with renju." "don't be ridiculous!" is very cool very epic i think. credit to both voice actors bc i believe that, their whole past and future entanglements aside, hitomi just fucking despised date for a second there to be honest
#like typed out in plain text its there but its kind of whatever its an interrogation sequence but when ur there everything really sells it#date has a level of empathy that allows him to be very sensitive and kind and intuit what people need from him emotionally.#naturally. on the other hand it gives him an ability to be uniquely aggressive and cruel. sometimes he's just nasty and awful.#similar vibes to him getting up and circling 'iris' like a vulture to intimidate her in that sequence when he's not getting what he wants#Woof creeps me out#im just delighted at hitomi snapping back at him spit in that mans face#im gonna Get You#aitsf#ai the somnium files#aitsf spoilers#hitomi sagan#kaname date#part of the duality with aiba (in ai1 anyway) is she can be inadvertently unkind due to inherent gaps in her logic and reliance on data#date is very good at empathising and guessing at vibes reading cues without even thinking to do it. but he's cruel on purpose
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So I'm like, utterly obsessed with MK and Wukong's relationship, because it's like, Wukong has borderline unreasonable faith in MK and MK is willing to put pretty much anything on the line for Wukong (risking the curse being released in 4x02, ready to "meet his fate" FOR him in 4x13), yet MK is also purposefully ignoring SWK's mistakes/flaws and thinking in binaries of "good guy" and "bad guy". And at this point I'm not sure what they wouldn't do for each other, or where is too far to go for each other, and let me tell you girl it's edging on unhealthy.
#I am so enthralled with this dynamic#I got to say#THEY ARE WALKING TO THE BRINK#And then they'll walk back#BUT RN. OH MAN.#When the thing that is a virtue in one context is a vice in another#Is anyone ready for my ''SWK and MK are kinda like Rose Quartz and Steven if Rose was alive to face her mistakes'' take.#Because. WOOF. Steven and RQ had such a fascinating relationship. Like. One of the my favs in media.#And every time MK is hurt by Wukong or see's how Wukong has hurt someone else I'm like. MAN. OH BOY OH BOY#And yet he still loves that monkey unconditionally and Wukong loves HIM unconditionally and I'm like#Going to throw up#And idk throw a SWK V MK fight somewhere in here and it is just the worst soup#I am rubbing my hands together#But I am a tragedy enjoyer it's true#Me: ''Oh fuck. Azure died before he could make the world a better place :'( ''#Also Me: ''Oh fuck. Azure died before he could make the world a better place >:) ''#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk rant#imp tag
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this scene..............
#woof#i'll be like man i cant stand this fucking show and then they'll throw something like this at me#this is getting notes for some reason anyway the show is stop hibari kun
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