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Idk why in Bingjiu fics its such a common theme for Binghe to gain sympathy for Sj after he learns of his past as a slave. Honestly, if anything, I think it'd only make him more bitter and angry.
It'd basically be another slap in the face because their similar experiences didn't change anything.
#listen i just think itd be a lot easier for lbh to digest that a rich spoiled master hated him#but not someone cut from the same cloth as him#like WOOF man#thats rough buddy tm#svsss#luo bingge#shen jiu#bingjiu
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Sam w his tits out because i didn't post it anywhere else
#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley#stardew valley sam#what more hashtags do i have to put man#hes so hot#how did i even do this#i should do it more times#like HELLOOOO LOOK AT THOSE GUNS#i would let him beat the shit out of me#AAGRGRRR WOOAAAAOWOWOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOWO W#WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRR#most hot fictional i know#im normal about him#i desire him carnally#and emotionally#i love you sam#my baby#im gonna start crying again i love him so much#my art <3
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shouto accidentally gets drunk while out with you and some other friends and he's sitting there in the heat of the bar, watching you smile bright and laugh wholeheartedly with your hair a little messy and your eyeliner smudged a bit—and he gets suddenly and completely overwhelmed with the desire to kiss you.
which is exactly what he does when you manage to get him home. it's kind of awkward because he doesn't kiss many people and he's also drunk and gangly and looming over you, but you let him crowd you against his front door until the both of you nearly run out of breath.
and you push him away gently with a quiet laugh, telling him, "okay, slow your roll, loverboy. how about we do this when you're sober, huh?" because you're not sure if he means it and you don't want to get your hopes up for something he won't even remember tomorrow.
but he absolutely does remember it, and now he can't look at you without feeling that unfamiliar white-hot strike of desire lighting up his body.
#oh woof.#like. shouto's whole life flashes before his eyes LOL#i have this thought that he doesnt realize he's into you until he's INTO you#and then all of a sudden he is and it's everywhere#he's like. oh wow what is this feeling i think i need to swallow you whole.#LMAOOOO#DONT MIND ME BEING SO PREDICTABLE AND WRITING HANDSOME AWKWARD MAN WHO IS A CLUMSY KISSER#my bread and butter tbh !!!!!!#turns out i just had todoroki thoughts in general while i was out LOL#not strictly about touya LOL#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: shouto
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day 231
doomed timeline
u ever think about how literally every single one of the thousands of aradias that traveled back to fight in the trolls' boss battle was from a doomed timeline where she had to a) watch all her friends die b) process that she was also doomed and c) then power through all that to do a bunch of time travel detective work so that she could advise the alpha iterations of her friends on how to avoid splitting into that doomed timeline in the first place? before traveling to a battle she knew she wouldn't make it out of?
yeah man
#day 231#year 5#aradia megido#homestuck#AradiaAugust#and then of course there's alpha tl aradia#who didnt have to witness all of that#but probably did have to hear from a lot of those doomed aradias#like just going about her day when another version of herself appears and says 'hey i just witnessed (insert fucked up timeline end here)'#'and i need you to tell so and so to not do xyz so that everyone we care about doesnt die'#just like alt selves popping in on the reg to warn her about all these existential threats before dying themselves#YEAH MAN.....#fuckin Woof#like no shade to davesprite fans love yall but also imagine all the angst that has ever been written about davesprite's grief#and then multiply it by many thousands#you gotta understand. i am unwell about her.
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all silliness gone
#combining my aus to create a supernova of. dread#(also the whole 'sonic is the only one to remember 06' thing)#it comes back to him in bits and pieces#just messes with him a bit#MAN ive gotta practice comics. if i could just put this all together in a cohesive way#but enough of that. ghost!sonic is soo fun to color i have a new favorite way#its kinda hard for him to keep himself together in this form so there are bits around him#also because its my favorite thing he falls apart a lot more when he gets frustrated or angry#sth#doodles#actually dead au#memories of the wind au#saying woof is something i picked up from amphibia i think. i cant stop saying it its so fun. like youre tired. woof.....#back to silliness after this one. probably
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You seem very white. Maybe when you are screeching about Watson you should shut the fuck up and keep in mind that your little bullshit doesn't fucking matter in the face of representation that does matter. And yes, actually: to the sane world, Adler and Holmes were lovers. They were literally written that way in the vernacular. Sorry you're too dumb to know that. Go jerk off to Bernadick whitedick slash and leave Black watson alone.
i considered deleting this coz it's easily one of the nastiest asks i have ever received (and that's saying a LOT) but it's just so perfect. like i'm fully convinced you don't actually think any of this because every single word of this seems crafted specifically for me to try and make me angry. i can't even pick a favourite line. you're SO pissed off at me even though i never even said watson was bad. i literally only have bad things to say about bbc shitlock on the very rare occasion i mention it but you somehow assumed i like it for seemingly no reason. the way "maybe when you are screeching you should shut the fuck up" is like a direct quote from rdj sherlock (i can't do both). and again i literally never even said watson was bad😭
i have nothing serious to say to this coz clearly none of it is in good faith it's just designed to bait me into being mad but "to the sane world adler and holmes were lovers" was so fucking funny. what in the god damn hell are you talking about. here i made this one special just for you<3 goodnight
#like i didnt even think it needed to be said but i think the guy they got for watson was an insanely good casting choice like woof#i just dont get why he's a yankee. or why he's so toned like oh my god put some fat on that man. but he has the#exact right vibe of kindness that watson should have especially when dealing with patients so that's a huge W#like why would i need to address anyones race he's far from the first nonwhite watson😭 I don't think it#should be a big deal or even a deal at all it'd feel weird as fuck to tokenise (?) him like that#I should've just deleted this fr this entire thing is very gross to me but the idea for the#video made me laugh really hard and i knew it wouldn't leave me alone til i made it so here you go#anyway um touch grass. the block button is free. sherlock holmes is a homosexual and had nothing to do with romantically adler. god bles#i got mail!#hatemail#shlock#irene adler#sherlock holmes#cbs watson#my vids
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could you perhaps draw ouppy mind and soul cuddling ::3
Mind and Soul are usually the ones I draw or think about when I think of ouppy mind being honest... it's funny that this will be the first I post of it.
[Please don't tag as ship!]
#Clichéd. depraved. disturbing. and contrived; THIS POST IS OOC TO ME.#I think I have many many doodles of mind doing that first pose. just over and over [head in soul's lap] [would not do it with Heart]#like to me it is sensory peak. like I think of it very often. oh to set your head in someones lap woof... even if they ignore you or are#doing soemthign else.. it woudl be peak I beleive. ohwww and if they pet you too.. man that'd be nice#cccc#cj#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj mind#cccc mind#cj soul#cccc soul#jbird's art
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get yourself a man who will clean your wounds after you get caught in another street fight with the Delancey brothers!!!!
rest of the comic here (ignore me misspelling Delancey)
#character art#newsies#livesies#davey jacobs#jack kelly#newsies art#javey newsies#pls pretend they’re wearing period appropriate pajamas#i didn’t feel like drawing the ole button ups#i want a man who will tenderly clean my wounds#(i don’t have wounds)#but like metaphorically#grrrrrrr#they’re so#WOOF#my beautiful boys#look at them
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still thinking about ja'marr's response to that question lmao
just like. okay priority one DO NOT APPEAR GAY!!! priority two DEFEND JOE'S REPUTATION WITH YOUR LIFE!! but he realizes that this is one time where those two EXPLICITLY conflict more than ever (they often do but this one is going to be hard to explain away!)
so he has to sit there frozen for a minute! but thankfully the other guys are laughing so he can laugh it off (a tiny bit) and okay he can't have anyone calling joe ugly so maybe he can just casually say that joe's NIL deal would be the highest bid (failed priority one oh no!!)
#joe'marr#perhaps he was trying to play it off like - joe is so TALENTED he'd get the most money#but! the context kills him here unfortunately lol#and it's like!!! man he was Not Ready for that guy to throw that question at him!! freezing like it's a loaded bomb!#(and metaphorically it is i think to ja'marr's psyche at this point! see: my kyle and ja'marr thoughts lol)#again!! here are people who can just acknowledge joe is hot like it's nothing!#ja'marr CANNOT do that for so many reasons#this man thought he was just doing a goofy twitch event and then NOPE your life partner of the last 6 or 7 (you lost count!) years is HOT!#WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THAT??#woof.#the stress of it all!
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2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(cont.)
#god he looks so fucking good in these#BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF#ferrari nando is truly a different breed...#<- but i cant even rly even say that bcs literally every single era he looks so fucking fine#its funny bcs i think rn he looks so god damn good with the bead but he also looks really good in these clean shaven?????#we stan a man who can serve a variety of looks#anyways having a big moment over these....he looks so good.......#also this made me feel a bit emo cause ive never watched him win live and i havent watched him win a race since April#so im like: THERES MY GUY THERES MY MAN THERES MY BOYYYYYYYYY LOOK AT HIM#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#fa14#2010 bahrain gp#we do a little bit of f1
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7 Months difference... 🥵
June 2024 VS January 2025 💅
#seeing jjba morph into my own style is my favourite thing#my art#jjba#jojo fanart#anime#bruno bucciarati#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo bizarre adventure#also apologies for the suggestiveness of the first one#i just met bruno and i was like WOOF#but as time has passed i was like I AM GONNA BLOW UP THIS MAN 💀
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🗣️👋🏻🇵🇹📍🏟️🐂🐂🤷🏼♂️🔛🥁⏳
#i am such a stable individual atm#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#the 5sos show tour lisbon#band ig#kh4f post#idk if I've ever mentioned being attracted to this man before but#he's like. pretty or whatever#it's fine#no 🤸🏻♀️ big 🤸🏻♀️ deal 🤸🏻♀️#woof woof bark bark smooch slormp chomp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#or whatever#👹👄👹#💀👄💀#👰🏻♀️👄👰🏻♀️#💋👄💋#🤸🏻♀️💋🤸🏻♀️#but listen#this necklace#but also beard#but also curls#but also the earring has me ready to just call it a day bc i can't handle the reality of being a human with thoughts#but also his curls are wet 😭😭😭😭😭#but but also and then and then and i think and did i mention and another thing and and but but *dies*#the 5sos show tour
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What is it that the Rat Grinders actually want exactly? Or at least, what does Kipperlilly want since she's the one we know the most about.
At the top of the season it seemed like she wanted to Be The Best at school and Be Recognized in a very Tracy Flick/Sara Berry kind of way and was just going to crazy lengths to get there because this is a world where you help a dragon kidnap girls so you can be Prom Queen and life goes on. But now we know that the Rat Grinders are a part of Porter's larger plan and one of the major steps of that plan is completely abolishing Aguefort as an institution.
It's clear what Porter gets out of this. He gets to be a god and he gets to continue his imperialistic family legacy. And I would maybe get what Kipperlilly would get out of this is she were the Cleric/Paladin of the plan. She'd get to be the new god's champion, like she was gushing to Lucy. That's maybe worth something to an achievement hunting, Type A individual.
But she's not gonna get to be the best student at Aguefort if Aguefort doesn't exist anymore. Hell, Elmville won't really exist anymore. Is Porter planning on opening a new Adventuring School in Rage Elmville and she gets to be the god Principal's pet? Does she think he's gonna make things "fair" for her somehow? How? Retroactively killing her parents? Does she want to use the powers she cheesed from the easy XP he drip fed her to be a renown adventurer? Kinda hard to pull that off when everyone knows you were part of the plan that doomed the town. Maybe she thought they were going to get away with it without being implicated? Does she literally not want anything other than a chance to kill the Bad Kids? Or even pettier, to just to be stronger than Riz? Is that worth it to her? To damn the whole town just so she can say that she beat Riz once? Did she want something concrete at one point but at this point she's just lost in the sauce and doing whatever the next task is without knowing what she'd even do with a victory if she got it? Did she already get what she wanted in the free XP and now she's just paying her end of the bargain?
I'm just very unsure about what her version of a happy ending is here.
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#kipperlilly copperkettle#i was gonna save this for a recap but I may do the last 2 recaps put together bc they're battle eps#so we'll see#if porter was literally just like do you want a chance to kill her rivals and they were like boy do I! that'd be nuts#I have to assume there was more to it than that but idk man#even if the RG's have rage stars I think that means they're influenced not mind controlled puppets#I assume she has goals and desires#I just have no idea what they could be at this point in the story#and if it's just to be stronger then woof#crazy reason to damn your town to being rage city#in her mind what is her place in the endgame?#and what would be 'fair' to her?#even before she ended up in this plot what did she want that she wasn't getting?#like in her world what should they do to compensate for her not having a dead dad?#curve her grade?#kill her dad?#like practically what did she want?#i think it would have made sense if kipperlilly was doing a kind of syndrome thing#making up threats to defeat#inventing her own plot hooks#but this plan doesn't seem very mastermind rogue of her#I guess blind rage isn't great for evil plans#also for that matter what's up with jace
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idk it's such a very small thing but "maybe you killed her with renju." "don't be ridiculous!" is very cool very epic i think. credit to both voice actors bc i believe that, their whole past and future entanglements aside, hitomi just fucking despised date for a second there to be honest
#like typed out in plain text its there but its kind of whatever its an interrogation sequence but when ur there everything really sells it#date has a level of empathy that allows him to be very sensitive and kind and intuit what people need from him emotionally.#naturally. on the other hand it gives him an ability to be uniquely aggressive and cruel. sometimes he's just nasty and awful.#similar vibes to him getting up and circling 'iris' like a vulture to intimidate her in that sequence when he's not getting what he wants#Woof creeps me out#im just delighted at hitomi snapping back at him spit in that mans face#im gonna Get You#aitsf#ai the somnium files#aitsf spoilers#hitomi sagan#kaname date#part of the duality with aiba (in ai1 anyway) is she can be inadvertently unkind due to inherent gaps in her logic and reliance on data#date is very good at empathising and guessing at vibes reading cues without even thinking to do it. but he's cruel on purpose
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I love his end credit photos. 😍
#yep i actually watched this movie#and i didn't like it#but i did like him#i liked him a lot#fics coming soon#i promise#anyway#look at him#he's so daddy#what a hottie#sexy ass old man#he makes me feral#woof woof bark bark#david tebet#saturday night (2024)#willem dafoe#hello daddy#daddy#dave tebet
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So I'm like, utterly obsessed with MK and Wukong's relationship, because it's like, Wukong has borderline unreasonable faith in MK and MK is willing to put pretty much anything on the line for Wukong (risking the curse being released in 4x02, ready to "meet his fate" FOR him in 4x13), yet MK is also purposefully ignoring SWK's mistakes/flaws and thinking in binaries of "good guy" and "bad guy". And at this point I'm not sure what they wouldn't do for each other, or where is too far to go for each other, and let me tell you girl it's edging on unhealthy.
#I am so enthralled with this dynamic#I got to say#THEY ARE WALKING TO THE BRINK#And then they'll walk back#BUT RN. OH MAN.#When the thing that is a virtue in one context is a vice in another#Is anyone ready for my ''SWK and MK are kinda like Rose Quartz and Steven if Rose was alive to face her mistakes'' take.#Because. WOOF. Steven and RQ had such a fascinating relationship. Like. One of the my favs in media.#And every time MK is hurt by Wukong or see's how Wukong has hurt someone else I'm like. MAN. OH BOY OH BOY#And yet he still loves that monkey unconditionally and Wukong loves HIM unconditionally and I'm like#Going to throw up#And idk throw a SWK V MK fight somewhere in here and it is just the worst soup#I am rubbing my hands together#But I am a tragedy enjoyer it's true#Me: ''Oh fuck. Azure died before he could make the world a better place :'( ''#Also Me: ''Oh fuck. Azure died before he could make the world a better place >:) ''#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk rant#imp tag
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