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,,,Yes?
I said that thinking it would be an obvious example of how the system doesn’t really differentiate between specific types of things when it comes to substitutions, so long as it’s still under the same broad category.
The computer system doesn’t care if you’re lactose intolerant. As far as it’s concerned, milk is milk. An actual human, barring apathy, ignorance, or a really bad brain fart, would know better and would say there’s no available substitutions.
Most of the stuff that’s made to exclude things the item would normally have in them (lactose-free milk. Gluten-free tortillas. Low sodium salt alternatives. So on) isn’t made for those bullshit diet fads telling you that you can lose weight if you cut out this stuff and also this whole major food group. And several of these things (definitely some of the lactose-free milks we have) say something like “now you can eat these tasty things again!!!”, so it’s fairly clear that it’s for a group of people who otherwise wouldn’t be able to eat/drink that stuff. Unless, I suppose, you’ve never heard of lactose intolerance or severe food sensitivities that can (and do) kill people, but that falls into the category of ‘ignorance’ and can be corrected. And not just by telling that unknowing person about these sensitivities to make sure it doesn’t happen again.
People can reject substitutions before they even get to the store to pick up their order. And we have to go over the substitutions with the driver when they get there to make sure everything’s okay. The person grabbing you stuff being a dumbass and getting you regular whole milk instead of the lactose-free stuff that you can actually drink isn’t going to doom you to having that gallon of regular whole milk. You can say no at pretty much any point once we pick the substitution, up until it gets put in your car and you drive away.
While it’d be pretty shitty on our end to do something like that, there is stuff in place to make sure we don’t inadvertently make someone sick (or worse) because someone has dietary restrictions and one of us was being a dipshit.
And also to prevent lesser issues, like substituting a Fuji apple for a honey crisp apple, which the customer just can’t stand the taste of. But as I said; lesser issue. Severe reactions because of food sensitivities are probably, if I had to guess, the main reason this system is in place at all.
#…having said that my grandma once ended up with a 12 pack of sprite#that we didn’t order#and everything we DID order was accounted for#just. bonus soda.#that was weird#my store also lost a whole tote of stuff for one order somehow#and. having been gifted a free twelve pack of sprite a few weeks prior. I suspect someone wasn’t paying any fricken attention#and took it out with someone else’s order#in such a (weird) case you can try to return it#and if they won’t take it you can try to find someone else to give it to who can and will use it#or just throw it out.#even if it gets to the person’s house they’re not doomed to consume something that might kill them or make them sick.#I know it probably wasn’t your intention but you almost sound like you think that people with food sensitivities are just totally fucked#if one person in the process makes a mistake#people with these issues aren’t going to just. eat anything out in front of them without checking that it’s okay#and if for some reason they would. either because of a neurological condition or because it’s a tiny child who doesn’t know better#or anything else#they most likely have a caretaker who will double and maybe even triple check everything#do you think no one checks this shit??? cmon man
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#swan comics#a swan in a santa hat#🦢#I thought about posting this in response to someone#but that would be a bit too much I think#no harm done#least said soonest mended#but this is a conversation I have in my home as well so#perhaps we need a visual shorthand#where the FUCK is my CUP#this is the response to a) kids not putting their socks on but coming downstairs dressed as crocodiles#b) spouse mishearing something but gallantly giving an opinion on it that was so in depth I didn’t have the heart to interrupt#and c) someone explaining to me about the discworld reading order#on a post about the saddening lack of risk-taking and support for creators in the content-gatekeeping industry#none of those are crimes not even the socks#I can strongly understand the Considerations that beset and bedazzle you when you go to put socks on and how the best response is to put on#a fuzzy crocodile onesie#but it’s not what I asked.#like this is a good response to a different thing#please recall the input here - the assignment if you will - was about socks. I love what you’ve done here though#good contribution. you know what we’re keeping it. love it.#just don’t present it as if the original incident report can be marked closed now okay?#do not close the support ticket#the support ticket remains unanswered.#no I completely agree. the outfit DOES need green face paint too. a topic we can add to the queue when oddly enough you have socks on
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yall better stop calling Shakespearean English Old English… thats Early Modern English. that English is not old it’s barely stale ???
#i realize this is a real nitpick on my part and honestly i didn’t know this a couple months ago#but old english is like. Old. this is back when we still used the thorn and the eth#Early Modern English —> Shakespeare. Understandable. Some strange word order and thous/thees but mostly ok.#Middle English —> Chaucer. Confusing. You can probably get the gist better if you read aloud but you have to struggle a bit.#Old English —> Beowulf. Different language. You will understand maybe 1 word in 50.#linguistics#home cooked hijinks#queue gotta be kidding me
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i know plot convenience is a thing but i can’t stop thinking about the implications of jay finding bonzle in the fake monastery’s basement of all places. did he know it was there before he walked into the building? did his feet carry him there, subconsciously retracing old steps? did he wait there, knowing he was far from the fight, because his side of the fight wasn’t the one he truly believed in?
#i know jay didn’t particularly want to do any sort of work for the administration anyways (be that paperwork or capturing someone properly)#but i’m interested in how little he’s invested in the administration’s cause.#compared to the other agents who were hamming up the fight (which we all know jay to be more than happy to do)#he’s lacklustre. there’s no real force behind his threats.#despite the administration being all he’s known - he resists it. he hesitates on his orders.#because the part of him that dedicated his life to protecting people over and over again knows those orders aren’t right#life is more than sorting people like files and following orders from a shadow and wondering why lightning runs through his veins like bloo#okay i went a little off track there. anyways#grasping at straws even though there’s nothing to drink from#ninjago#jay walker#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#jay#jay ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago jay#key’s conversations#keyalysis#agent walker#the administration#text
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ideal team ups
fun fact @dredgesnails and i made these independent of each other
#as in. they inspired me to make one but we didn’t reference. despite the fucking overlaps#life series#in no particular order except for humorous effect#traffic smp#hermitcraft#life series smp
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I know a lot of people are talking about Pearl’s lyrics about Marina in Suffer No Fools but I haven’t seen NEARLY enough people talking about their posing.
Im sorry but those are NOT straight activities.
#pearlina#we all know they’re basically married at this point right#we didn’t get the wedding DLC but side order is like the honeymoon dlc#(except they deserve to go on another better honeymoon because they are queens)#splatoon#on another note Pearl got a less goofy looking jacket and I love that for her#still love her goofy ass giant jacket though
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I think it’s so ironic that the Pony Express escapes a lot if not all blame in discussion. I can’t even say I am excused from it but it’s just how hard people circle back to the characters alone without considering the environment they were made to be in.
Why would they design a ship where only two of the rooms lock? Not the bathroom? Not the sleeping quarters? We assume that all the companies in the universe are this shallow and careless to their workers but we explicitly know the Pony Express in extra vile. They are fed processed slop pack they can’t even really cook and the ration of those pack is meager at best. They hired and made people with a plethora of conflicting demeanors and beliefs work together on a mission where cohesion is important if not an outright necessity and punish them for not being happy about it. There’s no social protocols, not chain of command other than Captain’s word/choice and the only way to enforce that is with a literal firearm. They don’t allow them to celebrate freely and even took away leisure activities that would make them less stir crazy. They are only allowed a few hours of sleep despite their being no other real responsibilities or work on the ship, no matter the position or its importance. With any crew, with any level of synergy, this was a powder keg waiting for a spark.
I’m not saying characters that made mistakes didn’t make huge ones, but I think part of the horror is that at least for some (this is targeting Jimathan) those mistakes are partly made by a force of the hand. There’s a running theme of lack of choice and being forced into something and the very nature of how The Pony Express expected them to function plays a big part.
#like even I forget that all actions taken in the game were people trying to remain in protocol outside of Jimmy#Anya couldn’t have jus stolen the scanner and got the gun cause she’s a sensible person and knows she’d be in legal trouble#or get everyone’s credits docked or just hoping that there’s some chain of command for this sort of thing#Daisuke only really acted in accordance to his direct superiors because he’s an intern he wouldn’t know the first thing about protocol or#what to do in any situation. like this is essentially implied to be his first real job#Curly may be the captain but he still has to follow rules and procedures and we see with the letter the Pony Express likely has very shady#and shitty ones. he gives the best not depressing or totalitarian options he can otherwise everything is just his word which aren’t even his#or like him just asserting his position with the gun which he wouldn’t do#Swansea follows the book begrudgingly because he’s trying to stay right and not fall back into who he once was#I feel like it’s not incorporated nearly enough that the environment they were dropped into heavily affected their actions#say there was a single person higher than Curly or a plan of action when a crew member is considered a danger to himself or others#I think it’s fascinating how people will stick to protocol and break when they get scared or to their limit#cause the game shows how normalcy deteriorates and I think discounting what the characters where put through by the company takes a way a#real and scary aspect of what happened to Anya because as a friend Curly didn’t do enough for her at all his comfort was there and he#appreciated but it was a distracted sort of care but as a Captain he didn’t protect her but he’s was a Captain of the Pony Express like what#if they told him to wait to? he still should’ve done something because Anya was actively suffering and Jimmy should’ve been reprimanded but#he’s a captain with orders like the Tulpar isn’t his ship in the same way like#god I wanna explain this in a way that makes sense but the Tulpar is like designed to breed animosity and work on the bare requirements one#needs to get things done that’s not how people work and if anyone deviates or interrupts that it literally has nothing to handle it#it becomes clear that if any social unrest happens why they just say fuck it and give the Captain the gun because if something happens the#blame can easily be placed on the person they put in charge despite what they put them#in charge of like this is just like work place harassment irl because often the perpetrators are not punished but the supervisors for not#stopping them with meetings or cuts or whatever but the environment the company fostered is rarely fixed or blamed#like why was this allowed to occur? and honestly that is because Jimmy did what he did#ask me about this if this is confusing cause I worded it crazy#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#the pony express
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Maybe I’m just too attached to comic, but i don’t buy Bruce’s speech at the end of the UtRH movie.
The whole speech about not being able to come back from it if he killed joker, he’s too calm and controlled, it sounds rehearsed to me. I could picture him saying that weeks early but not in that moment.
I vastly prefer the overwhelming emotion shutting down any sensible debate like it goes in the comic: The face of his dead son is in front of him demanding he break his vows and kill his worst enemy. Throwing all his Worst trauma in his face, After weeks of Bruce losing control of the very city those vows are meant to protect, after being forced into a vicious fight with said dead son. This isn’t the time for Making a Case for Restraint, this is the time for freaking the fuck out and throwing a batarang without thinking it through. This is the time for Batman’s iron will to crack.
#i don’t know#i guess i just don’t like Jason pouring his heart out at the grand climax#and Bruce is so unaffected#it strikes me as part of the increasing de-powering of Jason#‘oh batman was actually in control’#No he wasn’t#jason pushed him to the brink#And he didn’t know what to do#There was no rationale in the end#Most the things we desperately cling to in order to survive#jason todd#red hood#dc#bruce wayne#batman#utrh
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One thing about Crosshair is that he’s a remarkably intelligent man with a good read of people and situations and emotionally wrecked life decision-making skills. Dude will have some truly perceptive insight into whatever’s happening that hits on a grain of truth, and then that insight will be filtered through so many layers of trauma and cynicism that his conclusion will end up at least 90 degrees off whatever’s right.
#for instance: the end of season one#from his perspective it was completely reasonable to assume the batch just didn’t care#and that the empire would be around for a long time#and that they were too strong to fight#so the safest thing would be to just stay a part of it#and to invite the people he loved to be a part of it too#in order to protect them#like it’s still wrong because he doesn’t have all the information#and doesn’t want to think about what the empire is#but there is a rationality to it#it’s not completely unreasonable from his point of view#unreasonable is when he invites his family to the apocalypse#to sell them the world’s worst action proposal#and thinks that it will work#and not come across as the most unhinged series of things he ever says#‘you weren’t loyal to me’ <—guy has a point#‘we’re not like the regs. we never have been. we’re superior’<��Crosshair stop I don’t even think you genuinely believe that#man has never made a life choice with his thinking brain in his life#and I love that for him#he’s messy and complicated and it’s GREAT#and I’m still waiting to see him really at peace
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I’m always a bit taken aback by these posts because I never see a ‘#f u Tywin’ or a ‘#Gregor and Lorch belong in hell’ in the tags, but these posts never fail to include a ‘#Rhaegar (insert vague threat here)’
This kind of stuff is so genuinely insane to me because we still do not know what Rhaegar was doing nor do we know what his plans were. We do not have his POV to know his thoughts, which means we know very little about him, but I do know that he did not kill Elia or his children. I do know that he did not order anyone to kill his family. I do know that he never sacked Kings Landing. I do know that he died before these murders and the sacking even took place. I do know that it was Aerys who prevented Elia and her children from fleeing Kings Landing. And I do know that he didn’t look at his children’s dead bodies and call them dragonspawn.
Rhaegar gets more heat than Elia and her children’s actual killers and their captor. In my opinion, that is insanity.
Because if people actually cared about Elia and her children, then there would be way more heat for Tywin and Aerys, for Gregor and Lorch. But instead, I see posts like this all the time in both Rhaegar’s tag and the main tags, and yet these posts never mention anything about the character who ordered the deaths of Elia and her children. I see nothing about the character who raped her and brutally killed her and her son. There is nothing about the character who dragged a little girl out from under her father’s bed and murdered her in a horrific manner. And the fact that there is heat for Rhaegar instead of Aerys and Robert tells me everything I need to know and leads to me not taking posts like this seriously.
cause wth
#can we like… not divert blame#it’s getting tiring#and weird#especially when rhaegar fought the rebels to protect kings landing and his family and died for it#sorry that he didn’t love the woman he was arranged to marry?#sorry that rhaegar had a hand in beginning the war#sorry that he died bc that basically doomed the royal cause#but let’s hold the actual responsible parties responsible for their horrific crimes#rHaEgAr bEgAn tHe wAr aNd CaUsEd HiS fAmiLiEs dEaThs#no#aerys held them captive#tywin ordered elia and rhaenys and aegon’s deaths#gregor and lorch were the henchmen who carried out their orders in the most horrific manner possible#and robert refused to deal out justice#asoiaf fandom critical#anti elia stans#rhaegar targaryen#tywin lannister#aerys targaryen#gregor clegane#amory lorch doesn’t even have a tag ig#robert baratheon#i get physically sick when people don’t hold murderers accountable and divert blame#hate it here 😞#kidding 🕊️#but i do seriously hate posts like this#and it’s not just a problem with rhaegar antis pushing all the blame onto him#this is a reoccurring issue in all parts of the fandom#people diverting simplifying fallacing all over the place#it’s just a bit bleh. but ofc there’s incredible in depth posts floating around as well… so it’s not all bad lmao
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i 100 trillion percent think khan was obsessed with guns pre-nori’s death and was actually the one to name uzi (beat nori in a card game) (he wanted to name her after smthn precious)
#and nori was like. i fear u ate#the government doesn’t want you to know this but the narrative stopped khan doorman from being girldad of the year#khan doorman#uzi doorman#murder drones#that’s his baby too….don’t talk to me u don’t get it#i hc they didn’t actually have a name for her for a few months n were like we have to stop calling her gun shes gonna get bullied or smthn#i think the khan timeline is like revolt>gun>door>wife>gun>door>daughter>door>door>no wife>despession arc>door>door>door <- in that order
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One of my absolute favorite “cliche” tropes is amnesia fics where reader has been dating character for years, but they forget and then they can only remember dating their ex. So it’s like they go back to the ex because it’s all they’ve ever known, and their current love has to cope with seeing the love of their life in the arms of another guy.
I could read that trope a million times over and never get bored or think it’s too repetitive.
#bonus points with him trying to help you remember but not wanting to like scare you or freak you out???#and even better for like Sanemi when there’s no phones or cameras to show text messages???#or photographs#and he REGRETS not writing you letters so badly then sigh#or like Bakugou not giving up but like caring about your welfare so much that he just kinda watches you with your ex?#cause he’s seen you in the hospital for weeks/months and knows how shit it’s been for you? how sad and lonely you’ve been#and he missed seeing you happy— even if this time it’s at the hands of another man#but he subtly leaves you gifts like your favourite flowers???#like maybe it sparks something inside you? because you tell everyone your favourite flowers are roses#but you find fresh tulips on your bedside table each morning after he visits? and it like grabs at something at the back of your mind???#or he brings you coffee and he’s somehow the only one that gets it right??? but it’s something you’d never order?#like you ask for oat milk but he brings it with coconut milk and it just tastes better? and you’re like I didn’t even know I liked this???#and your ex is just like ‘she likes oat milk’ like MATE NO WE DO NOT#I WILL EAT THIS UP WITH A SPOON AND WOLF IT DOWN YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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can we please not instantly hate on the only other guy showing genuine interest in stolas and act as if he’s gonna end up being a terrible person that blitzø’s gonna “save” stolas from
#don’t get me wrong#i’m rooting for endgame stolitz#but they both need this#stolas needs to learn what it’s like to have people OPENLY want him in the way in he craves to be wanted#the guy didn’t ask for sex#he asked him to dance#and to have fun#kissing him doesn’t make him a bad guy 😭#also the assumption that blitz’s gonna ‘save stolas’ completely invalidates the entire point of this arc#it’d be a lot more interesting if this new guy was genuinely sweet and caring but stolas realizes that he’s still in love with blitz#meanwhile blitz is working on himself and learning to be the ‘better’ that he believes stolas deserves#also we don’t even know if he’ll appear again poor guy didn’t even get a name 😭#but regardless stolas needs to have open and freeing romantic love in order to realize he only wants that open and freeing love with *blitz*#and blitz needs to learn that he *is* worth loving in order to openly love stolas and feel free#helluva boss analysis#helluva boss spoilers#spoilers#stolitz#helluva stolitz#helluva blitzo#helluva stolas
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presented without comment
(chapters 280 + 344)
#unordinary#unordinary webtoon#cw blood#i fucking lied i have so many comments#FIRST AND FOREMOST. i originally had the images in the opposite order (meaning john’s on the left and rei’s on the right)#when i was drafting this post. but then i was like. ‘oh i should put them in chapter/chronological order instead’ and it oh my god#uru you bastard that’s so much worse#(and then ofc i had to rewrite my tags accordingly)#but anyways#like literally almost everything about these scenes is mirrored/opposite#obviously they are facing different directions (and thus. each other)#they are also looking at different places in the second panel - rei is looking up and john is looking down#rei is looking up directly at kuyo. yes. but his raised head also makes him look a bit defiant. his kind of smirk also adds to that feel#he’s obviously not… happy. he’s been through a lot (is literally about to die) but his spirit remains.#there’s still light in his eyes. hope.#and he still finds the time to tell kuyo to call it quits and give him well wishes#then we have john’s half which is. ough.#and uhh cw suicidal ideation from this point on i guess?#looking down! no light in his eyes! defeated and dragging himself to the finish line!#alone.#he’s still fighting but he’s TIRED. absolutely nothing to look forward to here.#keep going because there’s no turning back now#he is doing this for the people he’s already lost (jane william sera). not for people who are here now (blyke remi isen)#rei didn’t go into this thinking he would die but ended up choosing to sacrifice himself anyways#john went in with the intention of sacrificing himself and survived anyways#i could be reading too far into it but i think you can kind of see that in their expressions in the first image set#rei looks like he’s realizing he’s about to die but john just looks like he’s fighting#he’s already made his choice#that’s about all i got (and i’m at the tag limit) so.#to everybody who hated my john-william comparison post this one’s for YOU 🫵
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Love how in “The Order 23 Job” Eliot to Hardison seems like he wasn’t listening but was like triple tasking thinking about the con, the kid he observed in the room, and listening to Hardison’s Star Trek code.
#like we see the results of this later when Hardison warns him#but I just love seeing the beginning of it when Eliot looks like he’s ignoring him#but is actually so observant and always on the job#even when he’s messing with Hardison and saying he didn’t own a tv#inde rambles about leverage#I could talk about this show all day#every time it’s on I swear I just wanna talk about all the little things#leverage#the order 23 job
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so apparently radahn has to be dead before you can access the dlc. wow i wonder why that is /s
#could this be vindication after all these years#you mean to tell me malenia didn’t go to caelid to fight big chungus cause she’s a petty bitch? you mean there was an actual reason#have the redditors been wrong this whole time#you mean both r and m are much deeper complex characters than what the majority of the fan base makes them out to be ??#you mean they haven’t been these shallow one dimensional characters this whole time#alpha giga male vs virgin bitch female isn’t canon???#i should stop i’m probably jumping the gun here#we still don’t know exactly what will happen#but i just think it’s funny that the stars have to be moving again in order to access the dlc#almost as if that was malenia’s goal all a long#miss blade of miquella the woman that you are#elden ring
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