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gojoest · 4 months ago

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nanami kento tries so hard not to fuck you on your first date, it makes him feel like a terrible man. he’s not like this, usually. you just frustrate every single cell in him, sexually — he can’t believe this is happening to him, honestly.

it’s a pain, he acts cold and distant — he’s simply trying to hide his boner half of the time. he zones out while you speak — your lips are distracting, he can’t hear a single word you speak. he can only think of the many ways your lips would shape and shift when you moan and whimper his name the deeper he sinks his cock in you. also, can you fit all of him down your throat? oh, can you—

fuck…

his cock gets hard under the table, forcing a sense of panic in him while he ponders whether he’s visibly leaked and stained his slacks or not. terrified to look down, because he knows. he’s so fucked.

he needs to wait a bit before you leave the restaurant, to cool off a bit, calm down. but it only gets worse from there.

he drives you back home, but doesn’t leave the car to walk you to your doorstep. his cock is hard again, aching so bad it limits his movements. besides if he steps out and stands tall before you — you will see, this time you definitely will. he’s embarrassed. and on top of that, he feels like an ass, the lowest of the lowest, for treating you so poorly.

the entire car ride was torturous to him, courtesy of your scent so close to him in the passenger seat, along with the way you tucked your hands between your thighs every now and then — perhaps the awkward silence got you nervous. he wondered all the way to your house how you smelled and tasted, down there.

you think the whole date was a disaster, and that he’ll never call you again but little did you know, the first thing he did when he went back home was jerk off — not once, not twice, but three fucking times, thinking about you. furiously.

later, he texts you. you blink a few times in utter disbelief.

dinner tomorrow? i’ll cook

dinner — at his place, that is. he’ll change the bedsheets in the morning with freshly washed ones, because this time — he’ll fuck you.

#ઈઉ — ai writes #@kento #i know this man wants to fuck you so bad from the first sec he lays his eyes on you #but he tries to be a gentleman #it’s so awkward LMFAO you think he hates you but he fucking doesn’t know how to sit atp his cock is so fucking hard #on date two he drops the gentleman act and goes straight to point

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bioshzrd · 11 months ago

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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

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meltedmush · 7 months ago

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I so badly wish there was more of Shen Jiu,,, 😭

#tw: blood #mushyrt #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #bingqiu #If someone gave me permission I would be willing to draw the entirely of the original intended PIDW LMFAO #OR EVEN SVSSS - BINGHE POV #I WANT BINGHE ONLY POV OF SVSSS SO BAD #IT’D BE SO SAD #BUT ALSO HILARIOUS FROM AN OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE WITH HOW SQQ TURNS THE STORY INTO A CIRCUS

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ruporas · 8 months ago

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trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

#trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #millions knives #ruporas art #type of shit ive been on lately bc ive been playing an obsessive amount of hades 2 lmfao… ofc imstead of drawing fansrt for hades #i channel that energy into trigun?😭 SEE.. the thing is. i am ALWAYS thinking about a trigun game… like an action story game #it is rotating in my brain 24/7 and now after 7billion years i finally pick up a video game #and the inspiration sparked. obviously this is just a mere mimic of an existing media... but im thinking about the plot of max now #executed differently between mediums… webbing a new retelling of the original story as game mechanics allows you - thinking of the #new roles the characters would take. like wolfwood here is not Constantly by vash’s side but he will show up once a run to clear out an #encounter. shows up seldomly at home base to make gifting difficult... an existing companion and still journeys on his own. for more #relations options merylmilly will also have occasions where they separate so vash can speak to them individually - the gungho are not bosse #most of them get the roles of giving “boons” i think.. BUT ANYWAY thats me reimagining trigun into hades. now imagining trigun into an #ORIGINAL video game.... ough... ohhh....guhh... I WANT IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!#this was just a fun exercise... im thinking about doing more but i think i shouldactually draw some hades 2 fanart first

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golden-lovers · 22 days ago

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#iwtv #devil's minion #armandaniel #daniel molloy #armand #armand iwtv #iwtv*#min.gif #shows #*mark lee voice* oh dude he's filrting #no bc genuinely what was the meaning of this.#the verdict is..... old man fucker!#anyways. very pleased with the coloring on these gifs if i do say so myself #EDIT: i'm sobbingggg i think my old ass laptop just has terrible color accuracy bc i'm seeing these gifs on my phone and tablet #and they look so bad LMFAO. so just pretend you're looking at these gifs from my laptop and i promise they look good #iwtvedit #ㅇㅇㅎ

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jupiter--dream · 1 month ago

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Ough

#utmv #Killer sans #Something new sans #Cross sans #Xtale cross #Underverse cross #Dust sans #Murder sans #Horror sans #Horrortale sans #Dusttale sans #Lmfao yeag #bad sanses #nightmare's gang

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bunnysnared · 4 months ago

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area woman sees greeting card at target and For Some Reason is overcome with complicated emotions regarding two call of duty characters, of all things ♡

anyways there is ghostsoap everywhere for those with the eyes to see

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #simon riley #ghostsoap #ghoap #call of duty #cod mw2 #LMFAO... im sorry...#also all my sweeties pointed out how huge i made simon in this one. my bad you can tell i was especially desiring him carnally as i drew it #( ◡́.◡̀)#mine♥

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astronnova · 2 months ago

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doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

#🧻 sharts #danny phantom #danny fenton #dash baxter #i aint tagging everyone else. jazz was the most fun to doodle though #figuring out their faces was . hm. it was a moment. i hope i made jazz and danny look related enough HAHA probably not. i wanted jazz and #him to have the same eyes its just jazz still looks like a normal girl and danny looks like he's lost all zest and life for the world #like shit man if someone looked at me like that in the highschool hallway id be scared too i dont blame you dash #UGH DASH IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO DRAW FOR THIS FIC. i love it so much. i love me a shitty guy turned nice #elderich horror danny is cool. im tag rambling now. my bad #this fic has a bit of a death grip on me. i need to be normal and go to bed #ALSO I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW TUCKER IM SO SORRY. HIS HAT. IT PAINS ME #anyway uhhh if u like danny phantom read dis fic? pretty please? for me? its at 127k words atm so. if youve got a day to spare #(dont be like i me i fucked up my eyes binge reading it LMFAO. be smarter)#guess ill die (danphantom)

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ubeb0nes · 7 days ago

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Sevika can have a stone cold poker face in the most comedic of situations, but dumb shit/stupid ass jokes will get her good. Jinx will pout when she can't crack a smile from Sevika, but she just needs to look in a joke book tbh

"Hey, Sevi?"

"Yeah, baby."

"What'd the DJ name his son?"

"…What?"

"Errr-eeek."

"HAHAHHAHAHA-"

Full on wheezing, bent over her knees, covering her face. You fall even more deeply in love with her.

#arcane #sevika #sevika x reader #laughs real bad when kids trip and fall #she's lowkey a germophobe tho thats why she was so icked when that guy licked sb's head LMFAO #sevi is lego batman

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juniemunie · 7 months ago

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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

#junie art post #ink sans #error sans #utmv #errorink #implied. but yea not the focus #this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word #we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more #isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad #and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out #we put it away. abandon and leave it behind #what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating #yea that never left me #and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH #imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse #mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life #but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant #but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao #ahhh my favorite idiots. never change #mmmmm #deltarune

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gomzdrawfr · 17 days ago

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🍪Christmas baking shenanigans🎀

Requested by my supporter: Price making cookies with Ghost. Ghost memorized his grandma's recipes. Price could burn water, so he's on cookie cutter duty

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revindicatedbyhistory · 5 months ago

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seeing people critique the palestinian resistance for allying with iran. me personally i would ally myself with satan against israel

#as bad as iranian gov is they still look like a socialist utopia compared to israel lmfao

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elizakai · 4 months ago

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HORRORDUST BABIES LMAO

Their names are Shrimp, Scamp, and Songpyeon, in that order, i’ll take my leave

(god please don’t take this to seriously)

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m00ngbin · 17 days ago

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AY(OYM) CHAPTER 6!!!!!

Sorry to reuse buddy elf hater Teru I just think he's great. Fits the theme (not really at all LMFAO)

#i do not know how much time i have today but HOPEFULLY i can read the whole thing in one go #i would feel very bad if it took too incredibly long. it usually does anyways skskfjlskskf #ANYWAYS. AYOYM GRAHHHHHH im so nervous #for teru. and mob. and terus mom #thats like everybody LMFAO. they all have me deeply concerned #mob the least but yk. still worried #i am hazarding a guess as to how many times ill cry this chapter: 1 #actually it was 2. REALLY REALLY INSANELY GOOD CHAPTER HOLY SHIT

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relaxxattack · 3 months ago

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like even FANS of davekat have for some reason bought into the fandom-wide idea that davekat is a fanon yaoi thing that's getting special treatment by postcanon, and i've got to say it's exceedingly hilarious to make that claim for a pairing who's first canon interaction was this

#this is probably only adds to why fanon davekat is so ass and yaoified #people talked themselves into thinking there was nothing in the text and decided to make up a bunch of bad and OOC bullshit for their ship #like. great going guys. LMFAO #davekat #hsmeta #op

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halflifebutawesome · 5 months ago

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hlvrais from as of late ft @transforzen 's forzen there in the bottom ^_^

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