#that sounds awesome

[just-antithings]

Just came across a dynamic I've never seen before and I'm going feral. There's an NBC show called Found about an investigator who's so good at finding missing people she's practically psychic. She's famous because she herself had been kidnapped and saved herself and another girl from their captor when she was sixteen. The preview shows an interview where she's asked if she ever worries that her kidnapper was never found, and she just smiles wide and says no.

Guess what? He's chained up in her basement helping her solve cases. And he doesn't fight. Even seems to enjoy being her partner, though she sneers every time he says the word.

👀👀👀👀

[shadowbrightshine]

Aw heck yeah!

[rozugold]

FUCK YEAHHHH MENUDOOOO IM HAVING POZOLE FOR DINNER!!!

LETS GOOOO

[snakes-on-skates]

ok bro here me out. pressure infection au. am i cook

i think ur cooking bro

[krafterwrites]

THERE'S GOING TO BE COLLECTIBLE TOYS???

[transbeeduo]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES LUCARIO AMV FROM LIKE 2013 OR SOMETHING

NO I HAVENT PLEASE SEND ME THAT I NEED TO

[rosiethedragongeek]

I wrote a beauty and the beast au for httyd….

Okay i NEED to see this omg

[youngerfrankenstein]

The concept of having a cottage that you visit in the summer is so cool and fancy to me. Like holy heck!

[blazeball]

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

[duplexide]

I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.

Solar powered -> Plasma charged

Wind power -> Vortex energy

Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine

Renewable resource -> Infinity asset

Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds

Global warming -> Property devaluation

Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops

For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.

[overlyemotionalbreakfastcereal]

oh my GOD they need to bring back the hoplitodromos for the olympics

i wanna see people running in full armor

[dear-nyu]

Also I would like to note my cousin (13) got told she looks like an "emo lesbian" as an insult because she was wearing black

Told her since gay people often use fashion as self expression and are good at it that's literally a compliment. The bully gave her the best compliment ever.

At least she liked hearing that

[neverstayburied]

my thoughts on the mario movie so far

[fictionadventurer]

I love libraries.

I'm browsing the WWI shelves (as you do) and notice a very old book about the war. I glance at the first pages that talk about how one day the war will be over and we'll look at this place and not see any signs of the battlefield.

Then it hits me. And I check the publishing date.

This book was printed before the war's end. Not written. Printed. The physical object was created in 1918, while the war in question was raging and the end was as yet uncertain.

Now I'm standing on the other side of the apocalypse, with this physical link to that era in my hands. I'm living proof that the war did end and life did go on and we can all look at the end of the world as a long-ago memory.

Reading old books is cool enough, connecting our minds and hearts through the ideas of people who lived long ago, but there's something extra profound about holding a copy of the book that comes from the time that it was written. It's a physical link between the past and the present connecting me to those long-ago people. A piece of the past come into the future that gives me the chance to almost take the hand of some long-ago reader, to hold something they could have held, connecting not just mentally but physically to their era, a moment of connection across more than a century.

Excuse me while I go weep.

[liauditore]

I keep trying to come up with something witty about his rap career but I can't I actually can't

[nocek]

the all out boop war reminded me I actually had this in my wips that I forgot about XD