#that shit's not cute

[inkblot-inc]

Jaws and Sam going to the grocery store/farmers market together. They need the perfect ingredients for their recipes. It gets to the point that the people working start to recognize them as regulars.

That store membership card go crazy-

"Back again so soon you guys?"

Sam and Jaws turned to see one of the part time employees, Daniel, who was restocking the baked goods. "Yeah, we gotta pick up groceries this time. We might look for some extra stuff though."

Daniel set the last cake on top of the display, "Right right. You lookin' for anything specifically?"

Sam and Jaws looked at each other before turning back to the young employee. Jaws raised a brow, "Actually, do you guys still sell the two-liter sized Mountain Dew Voltage and Code Red?"

Daniel readily nodded, turning to walk in the direction of the soft drink aisle, Sam and Jaws following after him. Walking to the far end of the soft drinks, behind the normal Mountain Dew sat the blue and red bottles. "We had one of the last shipments before it was discontinued in the area. Yusef sneaks one home every so often, but no customers really bother with the stuff. What do you guys need this for?"

Sam spoke up while Jaws started reaching up to grab a bottle of the blue soda. " A friend of ours *Peter* put us on to GMM. We're gonna try to make a Mountain Dew Sundae. We just need the stuff to make it."

Daniel's eye's squinted involuntarily, "Mountain Dew...Ice cream?"

Jaws tuned back in, shuffling a green, blue and red two-liter in their arms. "This can't be the weirdest shit you've heard us make."

A quick laugh left the employee's lips, "Well, you're right about that!"

Sam brought over the cart as Jaws carefully set the soda in it. Sam offered a quick handshake to the employee, "Thanks man, we'll let you know how it turns out for sure. We might even make you some extra,"

"I'm pretty curious, so I'll look forward to that then."

[superkursunaskr]

[isjasz]

nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

[g3othermal3scapism]

rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’

[mememediocritymaven]

it's your turn

[queenmiii]

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

"adhd isn't a disability"

breaks down over trying to start tasks until he deadline is stupidly close

unable to do basic chores unless it's like 4am and then the whole damn house gets cleaned

speaks too fast

tangent and tangent and tangent. makes social situations hard

literally unable to stop themselves from interrupting people mid sentence (and the constant "*interrupts*- sorry, please continue")

knows what they want to say, cannot find the words, even if it's something basic

auditory processing disorder (pretty common with adhd), like how do you explain that you can hear but your brain has minecraft server lag and the chat will appear soon

hyperfixations, and people thinking they are special interests when they are not (they are short term, literally stops you from basic care like eating and drinking when in) edit: it was brought to my attention this comes across like special interests are easier to live with which is not the case, please do not take that away from this post!!!

impulse purchases making bank accounts cry

all or nothing. not hungry to pain. don't need to pee until pain. you get the picture

cannot sit still, like actually can't, constant moving and shuffling which people think would be cute but actually just pisses people off

doesn't have a fidget toy, not bc they are popular but bc they would have to put it away bc dylan over there got a fidget spinner and has been loudly playing with it (dylan is neurotypical)

cannot do anything if there is something else to do that day, must wait

just stfu it is a disability

[wekny]

Cosplay

[titenoute]

What once was one, then was two…

My entry for draw the princess contest.

[superkursunaskr]

[futuristic-koala]

[meeldeya]

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

About to create the Pelican Town Trailer Park

[glitchedcosmos]

A thing to smoosh

[jellyjamheadobb]

The whole club was indeed looking at her

original post (bc I didn’t realize it was from here 💀): https://www.tumblr.com/crazykt/665683092725497856/she-got-the-boots-with-the-fur#