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During the post dark cream arc where Cross was pregnant with Aim, is it possible for Aim to mive and kick while in the soul…? And if so is it painful for Cross+
continuing @clownyclowns' comic's topic <3
#zu art#comic#post dark cream#cross!sans#preg!cross#dream!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#''I'm no longer who I used to be'' [pregnancy edition]#my defensive reaction to Cross' ex-crush was to draw more of him being pregnant with Dream's child /jjj#if I had a nickel for every time I drew a multi-page comic about the issue of roles & self-esteem in a same-sex family I'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but omg it happened twice :'D#well I love me some preg!Cross with nesting syndrome & emotional swings ;w;#(or is this also a midlife crisis? >:/ gotta learn—)#little Aim in Cross' soul be like: dad is mad at papa?? not on my watch— *kicks*#a lil defender <33#I really like how their love languages work cause Dream's is an act if service and he tries to show his love the same way by offering help#but Cross' is physical touches so he reacts sharply to the help but relaxes (breaks :'3) after hugs (Dream does to calm them both down)#men... ;w;☆#be back soon! ;3
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This is your random reminder that your local library likely has a free app (or multiple!) where you can download all kinds of goodies for free. Books, audiobooks, movies, music, television shows, magazines, the list goes on. All free and you don't even have to leave the house to get them. I have borrowed and read like 200 books the last couple years from mine and didn't pay a dime. It's awesome. Go get your library app now!
#forever mad that my local library does nothing to promote the best service they offer#i have now done more advertising for them than they do#oh well#the apps are great#10/10 highly recommend
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i wanna be silly and expand on this for no reason as i wrangle my brain for a doodle idea (including my tags for context)
ok so. i looked up the mariowiki and there's?? two colored designs for the superball flower + its in-game sprite and im like. bro. bro. what if theyre variants? like, the same way we have the official design for the fire flower but the smw fire flower looks very different from that one, which never returned outside of smw-related stuff. it makes me think of regional variants and THAT MAKES ME FERAL THAT'S MY KINDA STUFF
ended up doodling this for reference for myself - forgive my handwriting - bUT LIKE. THIS.
and then i think that luigi wouldnt know which would be better, which variant does daisy like the most so he just grows all of them just to be sure. the mental image of him searching around for books about this species and how to grow them in a climate outside of sarasaland. idk, maybe he even builds a greenhouse (mario doesn't even question why, he just goes along with it. all he knows is that luigi wants to grow some flowers and they need a specific climate and all that and he's like "oh okay then") (luigi cant tell him his plans bc mario is terrible at keeping secrets when it comes to luigi's love life, he's too enthusiastic about helping him which can be bothersome if there's a surprise involved) and grows them carefully.
and considering that superball flowers arent popular at all + the difficulty of growing them, it's hard to find them in flower shops outside of sarasaland. so when luigi presents a bouquet of homegrown superball flowers, she's like "where did you get them??? oh my stars???" because she would know if luigi was at sarasaland (SHE WOULD DROP EVERYTHING TO MEET UP WITH HIM THE NANOSECOND SHE HEARD THAT HE WAS THERE, even if she would play it cool and "no no i was walking around and saw you, so i thought i'd say hi :D") so...... yeah Where? How? Hello???
and him telling her that no he grew them at home, he didnt know which she liked most so he brought every variant he knew, sorry if it's messy or if theyre not as pretty as local ones, he wanted to do something special...! MY MAN. SHE'S SHORT-CIRCUITING IN FRONT OF YOU. EJFHKDJFK
i post one (1) little luiasy doodle and suddenly im like "WAIT i've seen a lot of people drawing mario giving fire flowers to peach. what if luigi gave superball flowers to daisy???" djfbjfngk
#in my hcs both bros have this thing that homemade gifts have priority over store-bought#whenever possible they will make something instead of going to some shop for it#that or offer their services#ANYWAYS. luiasy. yeah#daisy just staring this green plumber with a dumbstruck look bc oh stars oh great stars he's so thoughtful oh stars he's so cute aaaaaaaaa#let's hope my brain doesnt short-circuit if i doodle this hahahahaha#OH YEAH me doodling the flowers with petals is inspired on the movie having the fire flower with petals#pls correct me if im wrong but the movie's fire flower do have petals instead of just being circular. and that made me squeal
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Uno Reverse
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@arialerendeair keeps giving me ideas to springboard off of XD
final image was referenced from Calvin and Hobbes :3
#he drank the water#listen I love the trope of Dream offering Hob a boon or service#out of some warped logic that Hob expects something later#and its so sweet when Hob says Dream “owes him nothing”#but the funnier and more unhinged option is for Hob to immediately order Dream to practice self care.#Dream: “wait no that's illegal!”#I also love the concept of Dream suspiciously theory crafting why Hob is being kind#only for his hypotheses to get struck down with increasing hilarity#this is good for Dream though#he's testing his new boundaries#horse girl au#the sandman#the art tag#dreamling#hob gadling#dream of the endless#centaur!dream#centaurs
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Levi helping to take the gears off of you after every expedition cause he knows you're dead tired and you can't tell me those ODM shit isn't a bitch to take off.
#he would do EVERYTHING for you#EVERYTHING#He thinks you did enough#now you just gotta rest#go to fucking sleep#he'll even offer to write your report for you probably#my man is the king of act of service#levi thoughts#levi ackerman#aot#levi#captain levi#levi heichou#snk#levi x reader#levi x you#levi fluff
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Peregrin Took + A Man in Armor by Rembrandt
"We have no songs for great halls... and evil times."
This is part of a series of illustrations I've done which is reimagining old oil paintings ("renaissance paintings", though not all of them are from the time of the renaissance so I will use that term sparingly haha)
Rembrandt depicted the young man in the original painting as weighed down by his armor and weapons (as they do appear sightly too big for him)-- and yet having determined thoughts about the possible battle ahead. I thought this extra fitting to portray this as a hobbit, and since I already did one with Merry, I chose Pippin!
#art#artists on tumblr#my art#fanartist#fanart#illustration#digital art#lotr#lord of the rings#procreate#procreate art#pippin took#peregrin took#jrr tolkien#tolkien tag#tolkien fanart#tolkien stuff#rembrandt#“What were you thinking Peregrin Took? What service can a Hobbit offer such a great lord of men?”#born to vibe#forced to go to war#Pippin was an heir to thainship of the shire though so this makes his arch narratively significant#I love character development#someone play burn butcher burn from the Witcher tv show
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one of the funniest news things in canada that always tickles me is the ongoing war between magic mushroom shops and the police.
this is the absolute height of humour to me right now
#tw drugs#lovingly cracking open a news paper just for the articles about dispensaries trolling the police#making drugs illegal has literally never ONCE in history worked#decriminalize it so we can stop overpaying useless cops to go on raids#offer SAFE AND CLEAN GOVERNMENT INSPECTED drugs like how we do with weed#stop the street drug deaths. tax them towards healthcare and social services and fucking UBI already#have the harder drugs harder to access along with on site support. no one WANTS to be stuck on meth#but ruining their lives in prison has helped approximately no one#jj stuff
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where my mind goes reading burakhovsky fanfic
#pathologic#burakhovsky#artemy burakh#daniil dankovsky#clara pathologic#i had to get this off my chest....#i love them all so much and i cant not think of clara whenever I read a fic and she's not even mentioned lol#no shade to the writers of course. i love you all and you offer an invaluable service#i like to think that while they're dealing with their messy gay situationship she's saving the day in the background#so their bound(s) don't die while they're having a moment#anyway i. really like doodling on my brother's tablet. should i steal it from him
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I hesitate to say pro-lifers have been dropping the ball on this, per se, but it seems to me we could be highlighting the grossly inappropriate hospital miscarriage care (or lack thereof) that has resulted from a pro-abortion culture, and the concerted effort within the medical profession to turn victims of miscarriage into Schroedinger's Baby. "It's only worth grieving over if the mother is grieving, so don't act like grief is the default reaction." Meanwhile, the quietly grieving mother is treated by hospital staff like her highly medicalized miscarriage is a routine procedure, nothing is wrong, no one has died, and she's not a mother.
#the horror stories I have read#about the treatment they received from doctors even for 2nd trimester miscarriages#like they were having a joint reduced or a tooth pulled#and the fact that none of them were offered any kind of burial service#pro-life#respublica#x#just another example of how our increased knowledge should optimize care but our willful ignorance degrades it instead
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"vetted by association"
Nah trust me, bro. The clearly written by AI tragic back story is 100% legit. We just use the same GFM links as "proof".
I do wonder how the money gets where it's going. Especially when one of the primary vetting blogs is locked out of their PayPal for donations (PayPal refuses services for Gaza & the West Bank as written in their official policies) on top of GFM also not operating in that area.
So if someone is raising money on behalf of the families in need, why can't they offer a bank statement to prove it? Gfm doesn't payout through PayPal, venmo, cashapp, etc. They only payout to a bank account.
All these pictures and no one can scrounge up proof they've received money? An official bank statement is way more believable than "trust me or else you're a bigot".
#gaza scam#donation scam#You can find what countries gfm and PayPal offer services to on their official websites#PayPal#PayPal scams#GFM#Gofundme#gfm scams
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My first play through (and second play through 😅) Rook is a crow and this morning all I’ve been thinking about is “you call that nice & quiet?!?!”
Like imagine afterwards, even with all the other things that went sideways- Lucanis writing home to Viago like “tf are you teaching your fledglings de Riva??? Nice and quiet and Rook drops a 20ft mirror out of the side of Weisshaupt?? Is this why you sent her away?? Cause she’s constantly breaking shit??”
#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#veilguard spoilers#viago sending rook another idiot letter#teia laughing and offering up heir’s services#viago will never know peace#Rook coming into the pantry- DID YOU TELL ON ME TO MY BROTHER?!?!#Lucanis- If you need lessons on making less on a entrance-#Rook- HOW IS IT MY FAULT A DRAGON TOOK OUT THE WALL THE ELUVIAN WAS ON??#house de riva#antivan crows#lucanis dellamorte#viago de riva#it’s giving “which one of you mother fuckers snitched on me to my MOM?!?! WHAT?!?
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A few things. have been happening these last few days. most not great. But. one of the things which is not great has a silver lining for your boy Zach.
See. because a man just died, I as the next cripple in the family tree have "inherited" (I bought it at a steep discount) his almost new power chair from his grieving son and daughter in law.
I am once again broke, But. I may be significantly more physically enabled soon and or in jail for running over a small child at the zoo in my new sick ass, haunted, power chair.
#(I have never met the deceased. the DIL is my aunt and her husband the son. Im giving them space and mostly took it bc they needed money#and i had the service dog fund i could drain then and there to make sure they didn't have to stress too much.)#Im back to 0 towards Jabalí but i have a power chair now! yippee!! im going to go to the zoo! and the park! and the library!!#i did not ask for the chair they just didn't want to deal with it and i was right there offering to help and they didn't want to take#the money for nothing
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I just heard another writer trying to figure out which self-publishing route to take, and all I'll say is that I'm glad I found Draft2Digital. (More accurately, I'm grateful to my more knowledgeable writer friends who told me about it a couple years ago.) I don't even use the free services as much now that I've learned to do fancy formatting etc on my own, but it sure is nice that the option is there.
TL;DR: you upload a manuscript, they make it presentable and available everywhere from Amazon to your local bookstore, and they charge you zero dollars, only taking a cut of the profits they helped you make. A small cut.
They are run by Writer People who want to help other Writer People succeed, and it shows.
#psa#I've heard them give talks at writers' conferences a couple times#and it's always exciting new information#the last one led to several promos that I got to join in#which worked out great#and! they have good customer service#that's a biggie#especially after dealing with ingram#(ingram wants to work with large companies and only begrudgingly offers its services to individual authors)#(then refuses to help them in any competent way)#(I published two books through ingram and am NOT interested in going back)#(not now that I've found a vastly superior option)#tell your writer friends!#writer life#self-publishing#indie publishing#independent publishing#indie author life#getting published#Draft2Digital#writblr#writeblr
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Dorian Storm being THE Romantic Bard of all time
#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#robbie daymond#dorian storm#dorym#orym of the air ashari#cr orym#my vids#had to clip it#cr keep robbie forever challenge#Dorian keeping the tradition of offering to make Orym fly at every possible opportunity#Dorian also not beating the allegations of love language being acts of service#buffing his man with new armor running into danger to heal him flying him around now giving full control of his familys steed so he#can get pretty much anywhere w 90ft of fly speed and attack w coriolis#but also HELPING HIM UP THE HORSE KNOWING FULL WELL HIS MAN CAN JUMP 30FT UP#also breaking at the fact that he started casting cuz it takes 10mins singing way back on the tunnel as soon as Orym#said to avoid sudden moves but what breaks me is i remembered it was to cast coriolis but HE WAS CASTING FOR ORYM.#!?! ugh my heart robbie stop fr man i have heart problems and im too dyke to be this in love w ya boy Dorian#IM A HOPELESS ROMANTIC OK#but gods now my fave blorbo of the campaign is dorian who isnt even in the whole campaign
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I'm hoping people realise that this is an era were lots of music will be lost to time because it only gets streamed and not downloaded
#so many artists don't offer 'buy my music' options and only put their music on streaming services#like#it's a loss#fr
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