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When they neglect you for another girl Part 5 (Kuroo)

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Word count: 1.3K

Genre: angst, fluff

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You and Kuroo have been dating all throughout highschool and now your in you first year of university

It’s a bit harder to see each other because of your conflicting class schedules

But when you did see eachother kuroo has been acting a big suspicious, ‘secretly’ glancing at his phone or always needing to head out early.

And you were going to get to the bottom of this.

You were just finished with your class, and you had plans to meet your boyfriend at the library so he could tutor you for your chem test that you on Tuesday. On your way over there, you got boba for both of you and some study snacks to get you through the session.

You arrived their first, which you didn’t really mind as Kuroo was usually a bit late to your study sessions (especially recently with his dodgy behaviour.) You decided to go over your recent class notes as you were waiting, which was pretty useless as you didn’t understand anything.  

You actually met Kuroo bonding over chemistry, since it definitely wasn’t your best subject so in your first year your chem teacher suggested getting a tutor and recommend Kuroo Testuro the self proclaimed best ‘chemist’ in the school.

It’s been half an hour and Kuroo hadn’t shown up, you were about to call him until you saw a quite disheveled looking Kuroo who is heaving out of breath.

“Tetsu, what happened to you?” you exclaim with amusement.

“Umm I kind of got in a fight?” he said questioning himself “well not really a fight but a disagreement.”

“A fight? With who?” you said a bit too loudly, as the librarian gave you an obnoxious ‘shusshhhh’ glaring at you.

“It doesn’t matter babe.” he said nonchalantly “I see you have your electrolysis work out, why don’t we get started.”

“But what abo-”

“So what is positive, the anode or the cathode?” he asked distracting you from asking him about what happened.

You spent two hours going over all the topics that were going to come up on your exam, and you can’t lie and say Kuroo didn’t help you. However, you weren’t as focused as you were wondering what happened to him.

After your study session, you both went to your dorms. Sadly, you couldn’t share a room since your University didn’t allow co-ed dorms (and maybe if you did live together, you’d be able to understand his odd behaviour.)

Even though he was still in highschool, every Friday afterschool you and Kenma made sure to spend atleast an hour playing a game online together, and today it was minecraft.

“Kenma help, theres a creeper outside my door!” you screech frantically running around on game.

“One second Y/N” he murrmed

“Kenma, do you know what’s going on with Kuroo.” you inquire.

“What do you mean, isn’t he being his loud cat-like self?” he responded

“Well yeah of course, but recently he’s been on his phone ALOT, and always leaving our dates early or showing up late and stuff so I don’t know I thought maybe you’d know something.”

“Oh maybe it’s just that he’s been pretty busy with Hana right now.” he said nochalantly

“Who’s Hana?” you say, your eyes squinting.

“Oh you don’t know Hana,” he said a bit surprised “Ooops Kuroo’s going to be so mad at me.”

“Mad at you, what do you mean mad at you?”  

“Um, I got to go by Y/N!” he said quickly

“But Ken-” the sound of him leaving the party cut you off, and now you were in more of a confused slump then you were before. What is Kuroo hiding? And who the hell is Hana?

Since you couldn’t go over to Kuroo’s dorm right now because of your universities weird curfew times, you decided the only thing you can do right now is call him. After a few rings he finally answered and you could hear his background was really loud.

“Um, Y/N this isn’t really the best time right now – ow shit.” he said frantically.

“Kuroo, what's going on it sounds like you’re at a rave. Wait are you at a rave?”  

“No I'm not at a rave I'm just – Hana stop doing that.” he said trying to whisper the last bit.

“Who’s Hana, Kenma mentioned her on PlayStation tonight but he didn’t explain.”

“Kenma did what? God – Ouch “there was ruffling in the background before Kuroo finally “Sorry Y/N I got to go..”

He hangs up before you could respond. What is wrong with these boys today?  

It was your study week break, so you don’t really go into school to do classes you just have to prepare for studying. Which was great for you, since you could actually get revision done without being distracted and you can avoid Kuroo whilst thinking about what happened a few days ago.

Kuroo didn’t message you anyways, which kind of sucked, since these chemistry notes aren’t going to learn themselves. You went over each of your topics that you need to learn and you’d say you were pretty much ready for your exams. So for the rest of the week, you didn’t have much to do. Kenma was pretty busy with volleyball and his high school life and your boyfriend was still being odd and you didn’t have any real close friends at Uni since you’re only a first year and Kenma and Kuroo were mainly all you needed anyways.

You chose to go on a date, by yourself, to your favourite bookstore café to have some ‘self care’ time. On the way their you heard a familiar voice shouting down the street, looking in that direction you saw your boyfriend yelling “HANA!” “HANA!” repeadetly.  

Going over to him you said, “Kuroo, are you okay?”

“Umm hey Y/N...” he said awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck “to what do I owe this pleasure?”

“The pleasure of being my boyfriend properly again,” you said smartly.

“Oh Y/N shit, im sorry about that” he apologised “I’ve just been really busy right now with Ha-”

“Hana.” you say rolling your eyes “Who is she?”

“I can’t really say Y/N, it was meant to a be a surprise.”

“A surprise for who?” you say  

“Well fo-”

Before you can finish you say a loud ‘HISSS!’ Come from near your feet. “Hana! Thank god!” Kuroo said picking her up, but then dropping her again when she did a even louder HISSS at him. “Umm I really need to work on that..”

“So this is Hana.” you say a bit stunned “She’s a cat.”

“Indeed she is.” he said “ surprise...”

“You got me a cat?” you said still very stunned

“Indeed I did.”

“A feral cat?”  

“Feral!” he said shocked “What do you mean feral!”

“Tetsu! She’s obviously feral!” you say reprimanded him.

“No she’s not! Look” he tried to pet her again and she nearly bit him and then sped off “Okay...maybe she is.”

Kuroo explained that he saw this cat one time outside of his dorm building and wanted to adopt her and give her to you as a gift. He’s been spending his time trying to ‘train her’ but every time it would result in Kuroo getting scratched up or him having to try and chase her around the city. You did appreciate the sentiment, however you reminded Kuroo that if he would’ve told you, you could’ve easily shown him that she was feral or if he listened to Kenma, then Kenma would’ve told him (which he did) that she was feral.

Kuroo did feel bad that his big plan didn’t work and he ended up looking like an idiot, not knowing the difference between a stray and feral cat. But you took him to a cat café as a little ‘pick me up,’ and promised him that for his birthday you’ll adopt a real cat for him.  

An: this is basically a shit post but who cares 😃 Also am I the only that thinks that hana being a feral cat in the end is funny? Or is my humour that dry😭

[gayspock]

ok miniseries liveblog . night 1

okay so for the record. what i know about battlestar galactica going into it: it's a remake of a series from the 70s; to my understanding, it's a slightly "darker" tone in comparison to other sci-fi shows of its time; ive heard vague, mixed things about later seasons of the show but i heard vague rumblings about farscape s4 & pk wars so idk what to think fo that; and that's listerally about it

i genuinely dont know anything plot-wise im going to just go into this completely blind starting with miniseries

OKAY. we're opening with a blonde girlie sucking tongue. how does this bode for the rest of the show? well we'll see. also i cant tell if all blonde girlies look the same or if she looks like skyler white.

well now whos this smart looking gent with the circular specs. does he have issues in the head-

OKAY HANG ON

WHOS THE GIRLIE WITH THE ARMS, NOUGHTIES BOY BAND HAIR, AND THE CIGAR CAN WE PAN BACK PLEASE-

STARBUCK? YOU CALLED THIS WOMAN STARBUCK?

WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER GIRLIE WHOS SHE. THERES WOMEN HERE. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT.

i know shes the one in the right here. sorry. but whats the point of balding, divorcing men if you cant take the mick out of them. theyre like bruises to poke at.

also referring to how i knew jack shit going in: i dont know why, but in my head this was going to be a bit crunchier despite knowing its from '03. kind of sad. i wanted some ugly shit BUT in fairness those cylons were pretty funny looking, too

oh its red dress woman again

IS SHE ABOUT TO KILL THAT BABY?

COME ON GIRLIE.

also im fascinated - hey.... sorry red dress woman reappeared again , not in a red dress but instead in that sheer little number? okay.... all is forgiven... like. maybe it wasnt even her fault.. maybe shes allowed to kill babies like its just a #woman moment ... can women fucking do anything these days like please

oh now shes eating face . busy schedule with this woman

also my interest is piqued btw i should say that. im always a fan of artifical lifeforms BU

CAN YOU BE POLITE TO THE LITTLE MECHANIC GUY WHOS JUST SO EAGER AND HERE TOHELP. i will also say theres so many people here. do i have to remember allthese people. and i reemmber 0 names. smile.

like this. is this the other woman from earlier-

are they

WHYS EVERYONE SUCKING AND FUCKING

OKAY I LIKED HER AND I LIKED HIM SO I SHANT COMPLAIN BUT MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. i liked polite mechanic guy whats his name. and like i said the girlie is cute too. i love women.

oh fuck back to red dress lass and fucking GAIUS i remember his name because hes got long hair, he's shorter and his name is fucking GAIUS . can you not take the piss out of blondie's religion. she literally kills babies she can kill you too i dont doubt.

i hate gaius' voice. fucking gaius

sorry i dont know why im this strongly against gaius i just feel violent today. i dont mean it. maybe gaius is nice. maybe i will be affectionate towards gaius. but i kind of want to kick him around like a football.

theres also this polite young man i see with the curly hair and the sensible yet charming little suits

I LIKE THE OLDER GUY WHO HAD GLASSES. THE IN CHARGE GENT. I LIKE HIM THUS FAR. YEAH. DONT LET THEM NETWORK THIS BITCH. SO TRUE.

oh hey starbucks

starbuck

frappycunio

DONT FUCKING SHACK HER UP WITH THIS LAD EITHER. YOU BETTER NOT. HE'S GOT A RAT FACE. IS THIS THE LAD WHOS MEANT TO FLY THE THINGY. YEAH

oh so it's "lee" is it. with the dead brother. ii dont care. starbuck and lee it doesnt even make sense.

and going BACK hi red dres- HE DID N OT. I KNEW IT. FUCKIN GAIUS. SLAG. MAN SLAG I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU. LETS KICK HIM ABOUT LIKE A FOOTBALL. HE'LL SQUEAK

hi lee.

OH

MISTER IN CHARGE IS DIVORCED. EPIC.

and lee hates him. oh i love it when there's family strife. girls. FIGHT.

back to gaius and blondie

"you knew i was different" blondie maybe he just thought you had the tism . its charming. that autistic rizz.

ibtw towards gaius to clarify , i wasnt HOSTILE-HOSTILE towards gaius before just thinking about teething with him but now hes kind of whimpering and it slike so im giggling MORE thnan i was as im kicking him about does that make sense. i want to play silly golf with him

mister in charge. adama. do i call him that now. hes got his specs back on. hi-

SEE. WET. WHIMPERING. PATHETIC. [STARTS BEATING HIM UP]

number 6 is that going to be her name now.

i feel cheeky calling her blondie

MATE

THE BALDING DIVORCEE.

also other girlie from earlier... boomer is her name... i like her too. smile.

also i like this woman. uhm i, sorry i didnt get her name... the government official. theres lots of girlies for me to smile about

FUCKING GAIUS MADE IT. OF COURSE YOU DID GAIUS. WEE PRICK.

hi lee, again... can you be friendly to the photographer.

acrually nevermind its that guy. fucks sake. HE HATES WOMEN. FUCK THE PHOTOGRAPHER. LEE GET HIS ASS.

okay thank god. lady is in charge. GOOD.

also are you kidding me is gaius about to get pulled by the lottery by boomer and bloke because thats so funny. especially with the kids. imagine being 10 years old and abandoning your parent for fucking gaius to be on board

ALSO BOOMER'S LITTLE BOYTOY... I LIKED HIM... youre scaringhim. hurting his feelings. booooo

"AREN'T YOU GAIUS BALTAR." "yeah i haVENT DONE ANYTHING" FUCKING GAIUS. TYPICAL.

boomer's bestie ... are you kidding me. HELO? HELLO . YOURE GIVING UP THE SEAT FOR FUCKING GAIUS. JOKES. ITS JOKES AT THIS POINT.

also LAURA. government girlie is laura... now president laura of the world. girlboss

can WE ALL JUST. RESPECT WOMEN. THINGY OF EDUCATION. SO SHE A LEARNED WOMAN. WHATS THE PROBLEM. LEAVE HER ALONE.

a woman can survive any blast. shes fine. i know she is

although then again... if your fucking callsign is apollo i dont know what the hell you expect

okay end of part 1

[havin-a-wee]

can you make a frat boy harry x reader where the boys were at hazs stepdads house (yeah they are famous too) and youve been hazs gf for a while and you and harry went out to skinny dip around midnight while the boys were watching a movie and then like a um scene where the girl would get eaten and stuff please?? sorry if its a bit confusing lln

Soaked

warnings: oral, female receiving 

word count: 1.4k

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check out this new one shot i wrote, A Lifetime Of You

im so sorry this took so long! i changed it up slightly but i hope you like it!

also i would really really appreciate it if you checked out A Lifetime Of You (linked above) its my first one shot that isn’t a request!

“There she is!” 

You were greeted by the sweet voice of your long-term boyfriend, Harry, and you bounded into the movie room, taking a seat beside him. The chairs were large and velvet, and it didn’t take much time to get comfy in your seat.

“So we can start the movie now?” Zayn peeked his head behind his chair, looking at you and Harry for approval. The two of you nodded simultaneously and he turned back to the large screen in front of him.

You always loved spending time at Harry’s stepdad’s house, mostly because he was absolutely loaded with money. The in-home theater you were situated in was only one of many amenities that his California mansion had to offer, and it was a nice change from the small off-campus flat you shared with your roommate. Harry, Niall, Liam, Louis, and Zayn all lived together in their frat house. It was great for Harry because he was living with his best mates, but both of you sort of wished you could live together. 

The familiar Disney intro played out on the screen and it slowly faded to the movie, which was Tangled tonight. 

The big chair was a lot comfier than you had remembered, and you found yourself dozing off within the first fifteen minutes of the movie. Harry adjusted himself to allow you to lean on him while you slept, his warm body providing a comfortable and safe feeling.

----------

“Bubs? Y’awake?” 

You stirred slightly, your eyelids still heavy from the nap you had just been woken from. “Mhm” Your confirmation was muffled by the sweatshirt Harry was wearing that you had your face buried in. You let out a small whine of protest as Harry moved to stand up, towering over your curled-up body.

“Baby, the movies over, the boys already went t’bed.” You managed to lift your weary eyes at Harry’s words and gave him a meek smile. 

“Sorry I slept through it,” you whispered, just loud enough for Harry to hear.

“Nonsense, I love cuddlin’ with y’babe.” His reassurance gave you butterflies, your body fully awake now although your actions weren’t reflecting that. “M’actually thinkin’ we could go fo’ a swim, know how much y’love swimmin’ at night.” Your entire head perked up at his suggestion, especially because he was always too tired to go for late-night swims. 

You jumped up excitedly, causing Harry to step backward in shock. He chuckled at your quick change in mood and wrapped his arm around your waist, guiding you to the door. 

You ignored the tired aching of your muscles as Harry guided you to the pool. You turned to him in confusion, stopping his movement as well as yours. “Wait, we need swimsuits, Harry.” He just looked down at you and smirked, shaking his head before continuing to guide you outside. It took you a second to understand, but once you did a giddy feeling erupted in your tummy.

Soon enough the two of you were stripping naked beside the pool, leaving your clothes on a white lounge chair that sat by the pool. A loud splash made you whip your head around, only to see Harry’s face bobbing above the water at the deep end of the pool. You laughed as he smiled dopily at you, clearly very pleased with himself.

“Babe, c’mere, sit on the edge f’me.” He had swum to the edge of the pool, patting on the tile that bordered the edge of the water. 

You pouted slightly, wishing you could get in the water with him, but you obeyed nonetheless. You sat down on the smooth surface, the freezing tile causing goosebumps to cover your bum. Your knees were pulled up to your chest, and you peered over them to look at Harry in the pool in front of you.

His large hands grabbed your calves, the metal of his rings pressing into your skin. He moved your legs to hang over the edge and into the water, a small shiver wracking your body at the cold temperature. 

“Before y’swim w’me, will ye’ lemme get a taste of yeh? Been wantin’ this all day long.” His action finally made sense, and a wave of heat rolled through your body due to his dirty words. That heat was directed straight to your core, which was already quite wet from watching Harry undress earlier. 

“Yes, please Har,” you breathed out. He had this effect on you like no other man had ever had, and it was hitting you like a truck. 

His hands met your calves again, spreading your legs apart at an agonizingly slow pace. He was at a place in the water where he could stand perfectly well, and his head was at just the right level to put his mouth on you. He dipped his head in, starting by leaving small kisses on the sensitive flesh of the inside of your thighs. He sucked and bit over certain areas, ensuring that there would be a mark left there. “Love tasting yeh,” he spoke between each kiss he placed. “so much angel,” He breathed heavily before going back down, his kisses getting closer and closer to where you need him most. “Y’taste so sweet, y’know tha’?” 

“Harry, please,” your words were choppy and breathy, your lungs having trouble keeping air as pleasure rolled through you. 

“Please what love? Tell me what y’want bubs.”

“Want- I want your mouth..” Your words trailed off at the end because you were cut off by Harry’s harsh sucking on your clit. He had finally placed his mouth on your heat and you mewled at the feeling. Harry moaned in harmony with you, and you could feel the vibrations of his noises hitting your swollen button

“Fuck, just like that-” Your hand made its way to Harry’s chocolate brown curls, gripping down on them harshly. His hands rubbed on the outer portion of your thighs and you threw your head back in pleasure, placing your arms behind you to keep you from falling over.

His tongue moved from its place on your clit and dipped into you. He caressed your soft walls with his mouth, lapping up everything you had to offer. He lifted his head from you for a brief moment, sucking in a deep breath. “Y’always so good f’me, such a good girl.” His mouth found its place back on your core, his tongue dipping in and out of you as if he hadn’t eaten in a year.

His nose bumped your clit and you groaned loudly, prompting him to repeat the motion. Your legs were shaking around his head when he brought his attention back to your clit, sucking and nibbling on it softly. 

“H, I- I’m close, shit,” you whined, cursing when he applied a short burst of hard pressure onto your sensitive nub. You could tell your words encouraged him, his mouth working even faster than it had been. 

“Come for me Y/N, all over m’tongue.” It only took a few more seconds before you were sent tumbling over the edge, the knot in your stomach releasing and tingles ran through your body. Harry worked you down from your high, slowing his movement until coming to a complete stop. 

After a few minutes, his head was no longer between your thighs, and he rested his head on the tile next to you as both of you attempted to catch your breath. 

The tingling in your body had finally subsided enough that you could speak, so you turned to Harry and he did the same. “So that was your plan all along?” You smirked and pushed his shoulder playfully, eliciting a laugh from him.

“Well, it worked didn’t it?” You were the one to laugh this time, running your hands through his hair as he smiled up at you. You swiftly slipped yourself into the pool, giving your body a moment to adjust before turning to your boyfriend. He turned towards you as well, tucking some wet hair behind your ear to keep it out of your face. You leaned in for a kiss, but you were interrupted.

“You guys didn’t tell me you were going swimming!” Niall’s voice vibrated through your eardrums and your eyes widened in panic. Niall walked through the glass door and smiled at the two of you, unable to see anything but your faces. He turned his head and pointed towards the beach chair, his head tilting in confusion. “Hey, aren’t these the clothes.. oh.” His eyes opened wide and his cheeks flushed pink at the realization of what you were doing there. “I’ll just-” He pointed to the glass door behind him and ran in quickly, not allowing you or Harry to say anything. 

After you were sure that Niall was gone, you turned to each other at the exact same time and burst out in a fit of laughter. 

[gg-astrology]

HI angel so um i have a weird observation and i would like to read your thoughts on it i saw how ones in an early bts video jimin said jhope brings the motherly side in people and when he crys everyone gets emotional and crys too, him beng a taurusmoon like me (altho im a diffrent sun and so on) ive actually discovered that im hella emotional but i try not to cry infront of people because they legit panic like why do taurus moons have dis efect on people? :D love ya be safe⛈️

im the taurus moon i wanted to just explane i know that every person is kind to a cryng one BUT when it comes to taurus moon i have seen that people feel uneasy and like everyone gets worried as if a kid has been injured but for lets say a cap moon or aries moon they just tap them on the shoulder say a joke and say oh come on cheer up like fo real when it comes to taurus placements i feel like people just go in to a panic mode and i dont understand why do people see us as weak? (2/2)

Hey there! 💕💖❤️ Oh what a cute ask, about the weak thing I don’t think people see us as weak, but it’s because we don’t allow ourselves to be vulnerable (about ourselves, in front of others) — that people don’t know what to do and act accordingly. The examples you’ve given, if it seems to work best/help the person in the way that they needed then most people would do what was communicated/perceive as wants of those who need it. 

If they have no knowledge of what to do to help, them it’s up to us to actually tell them/communicate what we want. If not, they’ll implement what they know of themselves/others and that’s not — one size does not fit all, despite it seeming to ‘cover’ enough (it’s not ideal, do better)

It’s not them who perceives us as weak it’s ourselves + thus the way we ask for help is also dependent on our ability to not perceive our emotional vulnerability in front of others as a weakness as well. Which is hard to do, but do able! In order to communicate that forward and receive the treatment that will benefit us more than deciding to just shut it down again. And no, simply asking people to  look away is not dealing with the problem for us. We’re Venusian, we can do well if we end up trusting others/giving them the real opportunity/chance. Which is something we unfortunately do not do enough when the time actually comes/counts for something.

As for hobi, yeah I think it’s part of this as well. But also consider how he has sun conjunct Saturn conjunct Pisces Mercury and Venus  - someone who can read space and expresses understanding of situations/others (when it counts). What is needed, what should be done. If you meet someone who usually has a good lid/limit on things, propriety and usually puts others first in order to handle things/make the best out of a situation/what to do. Someone who’s active in handling situations and often times does it because they can, and can protect/help others who aren’t as skilled or quick on the uptake to this as well. 

If you meet someone who is willing to work hard, puts others to safety first or stays behind to make sure everyone/everything is alright. Someone like this who usually shows the side of competence/best side of themselves as reliable and secure. When they show another side of themselves, the side that cries, it’s moving to a lot of people because they’ve been there through the challenges, the thick and thin and knows of the objective difficulties they faced together. But personal difficulties, subjective ones such as what we think about ourselves or what we’re individually going through at the time, those are all different.

You can share the same experience as those you’ve faced difficulties with, but your feelings and the depth of what you feel, your thoughts and how you handle things or what you think of at the time (I.e. what motivates you) those solutions to the problem (common factor) you all faced are very different.

He does have a Sun and Saturn square moon, most likely you might get a person who often times put themselves and their feelings behind their duties or what’s perceived to be immediate obligations/to do. The world runs on with or without you and often times the personal adapts as you passively take in experience, it’s only when confronted with your own focus on personal development/progress that you can realize you may need to put yourself first sometimes, in order to build a more stable base for security

Part of why the idea of motherly may come to mind might just be because of this — placing self in front of others, handling situation proactively/spearheading certain ventures in order to bring up collaborative and communicative efforts within the team. It’s not all there is to it, and I don’t think they meant it in a way that implies he doesn’t care for himself (he does), I think everyone has a Ceres, and the way they take care or receive care from others are different, hobi has his in Taurus as well (not conjunct to his moon) it may be likely he offers and gives reassurance, support, a stable and comforting presence in others lives as well. So to see him needing comfort himself, it comes with practice of learning what to do + trust for the person to open up and let themselves be taken care of a bit more as well (but again,,, Sun and Saturn square moon,,, crying definitely ‘doesn’t fit his style’,,,)

[harrieatthemet]

Wanted

oh yes im back and to kick it off, yes, it’s ANGSTY!!!!! thx to my anon, hope I did it justice <3

It feels so good to be wanted.

It feels even better to be held at night, falling asleep with an arm lazily draped over your waist. Waking up to muffled breathing, hair vehemently scattered over the pillow case beside your own. His breathing is rugged, bordering on a snore, as his eyelashes flutter every so often. The bedroom is stuffy, the sheets are sticking to the exposed skin on your body. Having him pressed so closely against you doesn’t make it much better, and in fact, it just makes the room feel all the more muggy. But you don’t move him, you don’t move because it feels so good to be wanted. 

The feeling withstands the goodbyes, and how he gently locks his grip around your waist so you can’t move from your spot on the bed. You have to go, you can’t stay here. He knows that. He makes it hard to leave as you shimmy each leg back into their rightful place within your jeans, gracing the back of your neck with airy butterfly kisses. It feels so good to be wanted. 

But the feeling dissipates upon the buzz of your phone, which is faced down on the nightstand, resting just beside your keys and wallet. It buzzes once, then twice, a third and fourth time. The seventh time has knots getting tighter and tighter in your stomach, because you know why it’s buzzing that much. You know who is making it buzz that much. 

“Need to get that?” He asks, his eyes rife with sleep and his voice still groggy.

“No,” you answer flatly, “just have t’go.”

It must’ve been the fiftieth ‘I’m sorry’ text to make its way to your messages. The texts started rolling in after the calls were sent to voicemail. The calls, the hundreds upon hundreds of calls, with voicemails that always followed. You don’t know what had gotten you this angry. You can’t remember why you were so upset, and you couldn’t quite pinpoint the route of the issue. But you knew you were fuming, and that was enough of a reason to screen the calls and leave the messages unread. 

Phone calls and text messages are about as far as Harry could get, for now. Being so far away comes with a variety of disadvantages, and this seemed to be one of them. Leaving for a three week trip after what had the potential to be categorized as, perhaps, one of the very worst arguments the two of you had ever had didn’t seem to be one of his better ideas. Of course, it took him about two weeks to figure that out. It took him two weeks of not hearing from you, seeing you, just having the opportunity to hear you talk, to realize that a lot of things had slipped from his mouth that should’ve never graced the ears of anyone. Especially you. 

And every word that he spat at you, every snarky remark, each time he raised his voice, he pushed you further and further away. Which is probably how you ended up here, pulling into the driveway in the same clothes you had on last night. It’s probably how you ended up sleeping with your coworker. Seven times. 

“(Y/N)?” And the sound of Harry’s voice as you creep in the door puts an un-ignorable lump in the center of your throat.

It’s Monday. You’re sure that it’s Monday and that he wasn’t supposed to be home until Sunday. It’s practically a week earlier than he had planned, and a week earlier than you were expecting him. 

You hadn’t thought about this, the repercussions that followed an affair. You didn’t consider the guilt, the shame, the turmoil. You didn’t consider Harry. 

A couple fingers run through your hair in attempt to smooth out the sex hair you were sporting, as your heart races faster with each step. Your thoughts are moving too fast for you to sort them out and find an excuse for wearing jeans and a work shirt at 8 in the morning, because it’s Sunday and you don’t work on the weekends. It’s fucking Sunday and Harry wasn’t supposed to be home until next week. 

“Hey,” he sighs, placing a handful of envelopes on the kitchen counter, “grabbed th’mail.”

“I thought you were coming home next week.” Your answer is meek, expression dim and unamused, the complete opposite of what he was hoping.

“Supposed to,” he breathes defeatedly, “I just- You’re still mad a’ me. Y’still mad ‘nd I didn’t wanna keep apologizing behind a screen. Needed t’just, dunno, needed t’see yeh.”

You can tell he’s already waving his white flag, completely surrounding any fight he had left in him. He’s soft, so so soft, and genuinely distraught. Bags under his eyes, body hanging low because he’s tired of fighting with you. He’s tired. 

“S’alright,” you exhale, and you can almost see a weight lifted from his shoulders, “it’s okay. M’not mad, it’s okay.”

He goes in for a kiss, to finalize the forgiveness and grant himself that small piece of solitude he’d been denied of for so long. And God, does it feel so wrong. There’s still a trace of another man on your lips, on your skin, all over your body. And all he wants to do is drown in you. It feels wrong. You allow it, letting him cup your face with his hands as he peppers your cheeks with dainty pecks, any remaining tensions relieving itself in the company of your comfort. 

“Left all th’mail fo’ me, yeah?” He tsk’s playfully, heading back over to the unopened envelopes.

You shrug innocently, sauntering past him and his pile of mail to get a glass of water and a piece of gum. The only sound throughout the house is the loud smacking of chewing gum, the tearing of paper, a few notes Harry hums as he sifts through junk mail and separates it from the rest. 

“Christ, (Y/N),” he grumbles, “who’s callin’ yeh this much?”

“Let me see.”

You peer over his shoulder from behind, his hands holding the phone bill up high enough so that it’s visible to you. And as soon as you see the number, deeming it recognizable, your heart sinks and that familiar knot in your stomach begins to make it’s return. You figure that there’s never gonna be a good time to tell him what you’ve done. Regardless of when, or how, you tell him there’s no avoiding that heartache and the blowout fight that will soon follow. He’s got to know now, after looking that bill. He’s got to know.

“Yeh mum change her number?” He asks, turning his neck so his eyes could meet yours.

“Yeah,” you croak, “yeah she did.”

He chuckles to himself, mumbling about how he’s glad there’s no house phone, how it’d be ringing off the hook for 23 hours of the day. And as he mutters to himself, sliding the phone bill to the side where all the other bills laid, you took your water and your gum to the shower to wash away any remnants of your previous night in hopes that maybe the hot water would rid you of some of the guilt, too. 

The duration of your shower seems much longer than it really is, as you let the water run along the top of your skin as you stare at the tiles in front of you. It’s better to just tell him. Just get it over with. There’s no way you could keep this to yourself. How could you when you feel this shitty, and so small. God, you feel small. And as your hand reaches for the towel slung over the shower door, wrapping around your body before stepping onto the granite floor, you decide that you’d tell him now.

“Harry,” you call to him, feet leaving small wet puddles behind you down the stairs, “gotta talk to you.”

He’s still stood exactly where you left him, a pile of mail scattered haphazardly along the kitchen island. The phone bill is in the center, your phone laying just a couple inches away from it, and just a few inches in front of Harry. His lips are pursed, palms resting omg the edge of the counter. His head is hung particularly low, before he lets out a low huff. 

“Y’mum called,” he states, “at least, thought it was yeh mum. S’why I picked up. Must’ve been the deep voice that threw me off.”

“Can you just let me-”

“A name,” he exhales shakily, “think y’owe me tha’ much, yeah?”

Your silent for a minute, before he looks up at you for his answer, “Tyler, from work it’s- Tyler.”

The room falls silent. The deafening sound of bitter silence feels like it’s weighing down on you, harder and harder, so much so that it feels like the room keeps getting smaller. There’s a tightness in your chest, a blatantly undeniable one, and the nauseous feeling swirling in your gut soon makes an appearance as well. He hasn’t said anything. Not a word comes from him. You would’ve preferred the shouting, the yelling, even the crying. Even when you think there’s a sign of a tear, he runs his hands over his face. 

“Don’t see him anymore.” He declares.

“What?”

“Y’fucking listening to me, (Y/N)?” He hisses, “if we wanna get past this, yeh can’t see him anymore.” 

“If I stop seeing him?” You ask, brows furrowed.

“I can,” he sucks in a breath, “can get past this, was away and said some things to yeh. I can get past this, but yeh can’t see him anymore.”

His eyes flicker up from the top of the counter to meet yours, studying your face for a response to his request. And there’s an uncomfortable stiffness in the room as he waits, and as you ready yourself to say something he may not care to hear.

“And what if I don’t want that?”

[skizmin]

incompetent at best | chris b. ☼

⇝ Australia!Au: jeongin, seungmin, felix, jisung, hyunjin, changbin, minho, chris, woojin

⇝ Pairing: Chris Bang / Gender neutral reader

⇝ Genre: fluff!!

⇝ Words: 2172,, again super short im sorry i suck

⇝ Summary: Chris was sick of teaching people how to snowboard. Except when you crashed into him on the hardest slope, he felt compelled to help you down it.

⇝ A/N: this is literally so bad i feel like im using this au to get all of my shiTASS writing out of the way alksdhabhkdgbcgds

“Bend your knees a little more there, mate.”

It was basically the perfect day, the sun was shining and the snow was shimmering, crunching satisfyingly under Chris’ boots as he made his way around the small group of people he was teaching to snowboard.

Chris was salty, if he was speaking honestly, at how he was stuck teaching some noobs such easy basics when he could be out on the slopes, spraying ice in every direction. He sighed into his scarf, this lesson was very almost over anyway. He just needed to check up on everyone and give them the all clear.

“Lean forward some more, we don’t want you falling backwards.” He said politely to a lady here with her son and daughter. She huffed in frustration at not being good at this but followed Chris’ instructions nonetheless.

He checked the remaining people in the beginners class before turning to his junior co-worker. “They’re good to go, you can dismiss them if you want.” Chris shrugged at the young female before turning away and waving at the people in the class goodbye.

Tilting his board, he began his way down the small learning slope, dodging passers by with ease and probably giving them a heart attack in doing so. He boarded all the way down to the bottom and used his momentum to just barely reach the base of the chair lifts up to the real slopes.

“Oi, Som! I just got off, which slope is the emptiest?” He caught his friend’s, who was manning the lifts, attention whilst he tightened on his gloves.

“Well, Green 3 is pretty empty. All Red slopes are packed and Black 1 is at least half full. Other than that, only 20 or so people on Black 3 and probably 45 on Black 2.” She mumbled, discontented that she was stuck working instead of out skiing. “Oh, and the freestyle park is chockers. All the teens are taking over the half pipe.”

Chris groaned. He really wanted to use the freestyle park today but it was too full. “The weathers clean enough for Black 3, hey? I wanted to do some chill slopes today but I guess not.”

Black 3 was the most difficult public slope, Chris had free access to it on days he worked. He usually liked the easier slopes so he could confidently fit in some jumps, but the Red slopes were full and Green was simply too easy.

“Yeah man, jump on this one and head up.” She still sounded disgruntled, jealous of Chris’ shift ending earlier than hers. Chris simply nodded at the lifty and shuffled over in front of an upcoming chair.

Heading up, Chris watched the people underneath him speeding down the slopes. Som was right, Red was completely full. He watched at least 10 bails and even 2 collisions, thank god he didn’t say fuck it and go on Red.

Once he reached Black 3, he jumped off, fastening his boots into his board and tightening his goggles around his face. He breathed in the cold air before bringing the thick fabric of this scarf over his nose once more and beginning his run down the slope.

Chris wasn’t amazing at Black 3, he actually needed to pay attention to what he was doing to get down it which is what made doing jumps on it so difficult. But Chris was thankful about how empty it was, hearing the crunch of the ice beneath his board and feeling the heat radiate inside of his gloves as his blood rushed through his body. He loved snowboarding, a lot, so when someone crashed into him not even 30 metres down the run he was pretty angry. Why can’t I catch a break.

“Shit! I am so fucking sorry man— Oh my god! Are you okay?” Chris sat up from the snow, rubbing at his elbow and turning to look at you, the stranger, who was dressed in completely mismatched snow gear and had their feet attached to a hired snowboard.

“Jesus, are you blind? I was 100% coming down, how did you not see me?” The silver haired boy asked with a slight venom to his tone. It seemed today, despite the perfect weather, was not going to let him have a good run.

“I uh— I did see you, just— I don’t really know how to stop or steer properly yet so uh—” You replied, voice shaking probably with guilt.

“Wait, you don’t know how to stop? Or steer? What the fuck are you doing on Black 3?” Chris asked, leaning forward to detach his boots from his board.

“Uh, I came with my friend and they sort of— they sorta left me here.” You leaned forward to check your boots were still in place, probably just copying Chris and wanting to look like you knew what you were doing.

“Why would they bring you up to Black 3 if you can’t board?” Chris was very confused as he brought up his board to examine any bad scuffs or any damage, he’d spent $370 on this deck, he wasn’t going to be happy if it was defaced.

“Oh, I don’t know. Some sorta dare ‘I-bet-you-wouldn’t’ type shit. The usual.” You grumbled, upset at your friend who had just ditched you there.

“Well, good job almost fucking killing me in the time being.”

You felt very guilty, especially when the stranger in front of you went to rub at his elbow again, probably aching due to hitting some of the rock underneath the shallow snow.

“I’m really, really sorry. Is there anything I can do to help? Like, seriously. I feel awful.” You spoke to him, bringing your hands together in some kind of beg.

“Yeah, nah. It’s fine. Just go down before me so you don’t crash into me again, yeah?” The man’s words struck a kind of fear inside of you. You hadn’t snowboarded before today and the utter steepness of the slope terrified you. You’d been stopping and turning by simply falling over and getting back up again but it was awfully scary.

“Y-yeah! Sure! I’ll uh, I’ll be off then.”

You couldn’t see but beneath his goggles, Chris looked at you skeptically as your voice shook out of fear. He watched as you stood up, refraining from sighing at your feet which tilted your board into completely the wrong position. You wobbled a bit before waving awkwardly at Chris in farewell.

“Your back’s too straight. Drop your knees and you should be fine, yeah?” Chris said, suddenly feeling slightly worried for you.

“Okay.” You breathed out, shakily, before dropping your knees and leaning forward a little. “Bye then.”

Chris waved as you started off slow, watching as went down the slope. He put his feet back into his board, fastening them in, before standing up. As soon as he stood up he looked down the slope once more, unfortunately just in time to see you fall again. He winced and sighed, that looked painful.

Moving down the slope, he turned sharply to stop in front of you and spray you with powdery show. You immediately looked up from your spot on the ground, seeing the stranger from before in his all black snowgear.

“Come on noob, get up.” He said, offering you a hand. Your stomach instantly filled with an unpleasant feeling of shame as you allowed him to pull you to your feet.

“Sorry. Maybe you should go first this time?” You asked, feeling bad for interrupting him again, but he just shook his head at you.

“What’s your name?” He questioned, dropping your hand and pulling down his scarf.

“Uh, Y/N?” You said back, unsure of the situation.

“Why do you sound like you’re not even sure that’s your name?” He tilted his head and smiled softly. Oh my god, his smile.

“Because I’m not sure why you need it.” You responded, heart slightly picking up at the faint hint of a dimple on his cheek.

“I ought to know the name of my new student, right?” He held out his hand once more, waiting for you to shake it. “My name’s Sensei Chris, nice to meet you grasshopper Y/N.”

You laughed at this, bringing up a hand to shake his lightly. “Alright Sensei, teach me your ways?”

He smiled wider, and you saw that he definitely had dimples. The blush on your cheeks was hidden by the snowgear but you still felt it, annoyed at how you were so flustered at seeing only half of a boys face.

“My pleasure, young grasshopper.”

You made it down the slope relatively unharmed, Chris teaching you and giving you tips the whole way, being incredibly kind aside from laughing his ass off whenever you bailed (which was significantly less than when you were boarding on your own). Sometimes he’s place his hands over your hips to direct your stance, smile making its way over his lips because he knew he didn’t have to, he simply wanted to be a flirt.

Once you reached the bottom he high-fived you, bending down to unfasten your boots from your board. You felt your cheeks burn bright at the gesture, knowing that even if he couldn’t see the blush, he’d know he was making you feel flustered. Once he also freed his feet from his board, he picked them both up and threw an arm over your shoulder.

“Not bad, noob. I sense a new world champion.” He laughed, not at all uncomfortable with being affectionate towards you. You shook his arm off and brought your hands up to take off your snow goggles and tug down your scarf that covered your face.

“Shut it, I don’t think I’m ever snowboarding again.” You turned to him as you looped the band of your goggles over your wrist so you wouldn’t lose them, only to be faced with a Chris whose face had also been freed of the bulky goggles. His eyes were a deep woody brown and his smile was practically blinding as it matched with them.

“So, grasshopper, wanna come with me fo—”

“Oi! Y/N! You made it!” Chris and you both whipped your heads towards the voice, you instantly recognised your friend leaning on their board with a cup of hot chocolate in their hands. “Took you long enough!”

“Oh.” You heard Chris say, and you tilted your head at him. “You can go and hang out with them, sorry. I forget your friend was with you today.”

You saw pink tint on his cheeks, and blamed it on the cold, paired with his sheepish smile.

“Dude, fuck no. They just ditched me!” You said to him, grabbing onto his wrist before turning to yell out to your friend. “Fuck you! I’m hanging out with Chris and getting the bus back, asshole!”

And with that, you turned on your heel and walked away, dragging Chris with you who very almost dropped both of your boards.

“Uh, Y/N?” Chris’ voice sounded from behind you. You stopped walking and turned to him, dropping his wrist.

“Shit, sorry! I just don’t want to hang out with them right now.” You said, instantly feeling bad for dragging him along with you.

“No! No that’s fine it’s just— Well it’s just, 1) the cafe is that way—” He pointed into the opposite direction you were walking. “And 2), the bus times are over.”

“Oh.” You said, letting the second part sink in. “Oh fuck! They’re my ride home!”

Chris smiled at your wild eyes as you turned around, trying to spot your friend somewhere.

“Where do you live?” He asked, praying you didn’t live in some far away town.

You responded, telling him a town that was less than a 20 minute drive from the base of the mountain.

“Really? That’s close!” He said, and you nodded, distracted by looking for your friend whom you’d just yelled at.

“I think they went this way.” You mumbled, beginning your trek in finding your ride home. You’d walked a small three steps when you felt Chris grabbing your hand and tugging you back.

“I uh— I mean if you don’t think I’m gonna kill you or anything, I can give you a ride home?” He said, dipping his head lightly to catch your gaze which laid on his gloved hand gripping onto yours.

“Huh?” You snapped your eyes up to meet his. “Really?”

“Yeah! I mean, it’s no problem.” He smiled at you, which only convinced you to accept his kind offer.

“I’d uh— I’d really, really appreciate that, Sensei.” You laughed lightly to him, thankful for his offer and nervous as his hand squeezed yours.

“Great then. That gives me plenty more time to take my grasshopper on a date to a shitty snow cafe.” His smile stretched wider, both dimples now on full show instead of his just prominent right one.

Your stomach did a small backflip. “Date?”

“Yeah, date. You’re kinda hot when you’re not crashing into me.”

[zombeamik]

OKAY LIVE REACTION TO RIKAS BACKSTORY DLC HERE WE GO

okay so spoilers again lol

okay so i thought when you played the scret ending 1? riaks backstory was free? e-e

HAHA NVM WAS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE time to go buy 330 hour glasses ANYWAYS

okay seriosuly thing for people who dont like Rika, for what she did. You should honestly play her backstory.. it really could clear some things up for you, and it may chnage your mind, just abit hopefully.

you shouldnt just say no to story, just because you don’t like her.

Of course, if you really dont want to read it fine, but it can probably really help.

Episode 1

this god lady sounds like Jaehee tbh SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH Mina is Rikas real name :3 How cute already liking this. WONT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE RETS OF IT THOUGH

Mina/Rika, they really didnt deserve what happened to them.

HOLY FCUK I HONESTLY THOUGHT MIKA WAS FUCKING RIKA BUT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND OKAY OR AM I GETTING TI MIXED UP?

okay gotta buy 330 hours glasses but THEN ILL CONTINUE MY REACTION

OKAY IM BACK TO REACT AND TO CRY OKAY COOL

the game didnt like me buying more hourglasses o it decided to messwith mu audio.

okay had to restart my phone THANKS ANOTHER SETBACK

Episode 2

okay so, i like Mika back here. BUT WHAT I SAW IN THE V ROUTE, thats not cool Mika. you were kinda okay? you were already a little manipulative to a three year old. “My little sister, should always have short hair” how about you shut up. Twins? All she ever wated was to be loved and not taken away from her “Twin”, Maybe thats why she cared so much for Saeran and Saeyoung before she ddi what she did. Mika no, no. You’re the one who put those awful things in Minas/Rikas mind ugh okay i go back to not liking her, that was very fast.

Okay grown up Rika/Mina, okay rika i like you when you arent doing ur creepy eyes. UGH honestly im so mad at Mika, honestly the fuck. CUTE PICTURES OF V AND RIKA YES okay i know, i like V and all but tbh they were cute together.

excuse me V you shouldve said THATS WHY I ADORE UR SUN BC THATS ALL SHE NEEDED TO HEAR, she didnt want to hear that you loved her because of her darkness.  She wnated someone to love her, or show her a tiny bit of warmth so she could find the light inside her. So, so far, Mika is the one who introducded her to this “darkness” SO UNLESS RIKAS BACKSTORY CAN GIVE ME A REASON TO NOT DISLIKE MIKA AND FORGIVE HER I WILL GLADLY TAKE IT.

Episode 3

THATS THE FIRST THING I OPEN UP TO? 

UR SO CREEPY, WHY DID GOD SEND YOU? THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE ADOPTIVE PARENTS ARE YOU

sorry what?

Mina, Serena

Im glad she went with Rika, I like Mina, but Rika ive gotten used to it. Maybe she’ll go back to Mina one day?

Oh. Okay i dont like Rika/Mina/Serena’s Mother. and the pastor, no wonder she started a cult, i mena look at his outfit. WHAT KIND OF SHITTY PASTOR ARE YOU

NO WONDER SHE STARTED A FUCKING CULT, YOU ARE ALL DOUCHEBAGSSSSSSSS

“NEEDS ALOT OF PRAYERS” how about you shut up, man,  Pastor my fucking ass, Devil worshipper is more fucking likely.

excuse me pastor, your voice in my ears IS FUCKING CREEPY DO YOU MIND

UR LIKE A PERVERT

“ your body has grown, is it satan?” HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LEAVE HER ALONE

yep, i fully understamd now why she created a cult. okay im only on 3 of 8 but still

EXCUSE ME LADY, YOUR DAUGHTER CLEARLY SAID NOT O GOING WITH THE PASTOR LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNERS AND DONT BE A RUDE BITCH

I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING FOR HER FATHER?

WHY DID WE FIND MIKA IM SO CONFUSED

oh, her dads the head of the hospital, okay. all good.

YEAH YOU TELL HIM MIKA

YEAH THANK YOU NURSE KICK HIM OUT P[LEASE

WEEE THANKS NURSE

she just wnated to be free from hatred? 

BUT NOBODY WOULD ALLOW HER, THEY KEPT PUSHING HER FURTHER INTO THE DARKNESS

okay gone back to not liking Mika just abit

oh.

now i dont know?

Episode 4

THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR EITHER

Mika had cacner in her eyes.

Mika lived a while though, so her dad must have paid the bills.

MIKA LIED ABOUT THE PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADRESS THE FCUK

Did she really grow up at the orphange? PROBABLY FUCKING NOT

I was just feeling sad for her, but then she did that.

WAIT RIKA HONEY NO ITS NOT YOUR FAULT OF WHAT HAPPENED.

Oh.

so she made V blind because of that?

PUPPY

okay no, no new puppy then.

MS. HEAD OF THE RFA

no v, shes brainwashed him.

THE BOTANICAL GARDEN

No V you should focus on saeyoung because ive turned saeran into somebody i regret now.

Rika no.

you didnt have to shut everyone out, 

he asked you to leave?

Ugh im so confused?

WELL MIKA WAS RIGHT TEACHER THEY WERE BAD PARENTS

GROSS PASTOR PLEASE DONT SAY LITTLE LABM AROUND MINA, THATS CREEPY

Oh.

right yeah, she only separated saeran and saeyoung because of their parents.

Mika, why. 

she didnt have to lie about the orphanage, and then why you said you made Rika think it was all her fault, and then ugh

A FUCKING PUPPY 

WAIT SALLY

SHUT UP MOTHER, ITS A CUTE DOG AND WE BOTH LOVE IT

YEAH SALLY YOU GROWL AT HER

Oh.

I KNEW IT

the pastor is a creep, a pervert, child molester

EXCUSE ME MOTHER?

THATS THE FUCKING RITUAL TO GET SATAN OUT OF HER? 

EXCUSE ME THAT IS FUCKING ILLEGAL PASTOR OR NOT

dont fucking freak out, you told her to leave because you didnt want sally in the house and now your like THE FUCK YOU GOING SERENA HUH? ugh

Rika no, that isnt the right choice.

EXCUS ME MIKA DIED?

THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS THERE WHEN RIKA WAS OLDER

DID MIKA LIE ABOUT DYING?

SALLY UR SO CUTE

oh bad momesnt to mention sally being cute.

listen, all rika every wanted was to love someone.

defo a cult, Believer’s? This some sort of god cult.

WAIT NO SALLY DONT CRY

oh she was 16.

oh dear.

well that was a roller coaster

Episode 5

great she started working a church, and became a nun. even more fantastic

OH SWEET HER NAME IS FINALLY RIKA

I do like the names Mina and Serena but still Rika.

well wjat she thought she was doing was okay. Not wanting anyone to be abandoned?

she just uh turned it into something alot bigger than helping out at a church

She only treated people the way she did was because she didnt know how loving parents acted, so what she thought she was doing was right to her, since she didnt know anything else.

okay so shes 18.

and she wnated to shoe people her light instesd fo her darkness

AN THEN SHE MEETS V

OH THE CLOUD PHOTO, man when she looked at it she said Mother, because thats the first thing that came to mind. 

SHE JUST WNATED TO BE A SUN BUT DIDNT KNOW HOW

SAEYOUNG

WHY DOES TINY SAEYOUNG SOUND LIKE BIG SAEYOUNG

oh

yeah she thought that of she didnt protect saeyoung he’d rot just like Mika.

heh

Oh.

she could see her and mIka in him so she grew attached

she onyl wanted to do good

Rika the Angel but she thought of herself as Rika the Devil ok

Episode 6

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSUNG

okay so she didnt want yoosung to find out about her darkness

Rika honey, its okay. he still would ahve loved you.

Okay so Oh got it okay.

Yoosung is the son of rikas mothers sister,

SHE WAS SO WORRIED HE’D BE RUINED IF HE STAYED CLOSE

RIKA NO DONT OUT YOURSELF DOWN

YOU’RE EQUAL TO YOOSUNG D:

REUSING PHOTOS ARENT YOU CHERITZ OK

BUT HYE V

she couldnt feel anything? well V is both light and dark rika.

man v still doesnt know rikas real name BUT WE DOOOOO

episode 7

Man v ur kinda smooth with words but at the same time like you just met.

V MAKE UP UR FUCKING MIND

okay so she modelled for V and then when she was doing that they didnt talk much? man V atleast tell her she did good. how rude.

ZENNNN

v the fuck you didnt even say goodbye, just IM GONNA GO GRAB MY CAMERA AND THEN FCUKING WALK OFF

V no.

you didnt even compliment her or anything, you just said heres lets take pictures but we aint gonna talk and thn when your done, i aint gonna say you did well or anything like that.

V you kinda an asshole.

NO SALLY

okay shes fine.

V was just curious about me because im not like the rest”

kinda sounds like it,

YES RIKA YOU DO DESERVE THE SUN HONEY

YOU ARE THE SUN I THOUGHT WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THIS

oh so it was Mina that wanted to be loved.

well shes still a prt of you rika, so that measn you wanted to be loved aswell.

okay so she stopped visiting V

V came to visit her

make up your fuckingmind V

“Heathen Cult”

well yeah basically.

JUMIN

V WHAT THE FUCK

“ can you show me how dark you are?”

HOW ABOUT A FUCKING NO

SHE CLEARLYT SAID NO V

YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING PUSH HER TO SHOW YOU

okay all good

she told V everything

and she scared she;ll end up like Mika.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ANOTHER V AND RIKA PHOTO

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS

WAIT HONEY DONT CRY

MINA YEEE

LAST EPISODE 

wow thats fast.

okay so saeyoung went abroad and then she stopped disagreeing when saeren was saved

then she met Jumin a year later, sweet.

HAPPY ENDING

WELL YOU HAVE ONE NOW RIKA UR HAPPY AND YEEE

okay so then she got her aparement

and then she dint know if things to turn to the worst or the best

well id say the worst but you did save alot of people.

you may have brainwashed them but they would ahve probably died without her help.

MIKA UR STILL ALIVE

UR BLIND THO

OH

YUP OKAY GOT IT

MIKA DIDNT TURST V SO RIKA WAS LIKE OK YEAH I DONT EITHER BC UR ALWAYSSSSSS RIGHT

right.

Mina believed her.

so she agreed.

SO CUTE

WHAT

MIKA NO

USE SAERAN AND YRUN HIM INTO A HACKER

HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP MIKA

IM BACK TO NOT LIKING YOU

MINA 

YOU

YOU MANIPULATED MINA INTO DOING YOUR DIRTY WORK

SHE TRUSTED AND YOU

AND YOU USED HER

“I must not use that boy. I must save him”

WELL THANK YOU RIKA

what kind of bullshit is that.

WELL YOU SHOULD DEFIENTLY TELL V BUT WHEN MIKA SAY NO YOU GOTTA AGREE BECAUSE MINA TRUSTS HER

EXCUS EME RIKA

MINA WAS THE LIGHT

mika is the dark

mika just please shut up.

okay she died. thats sad but like

NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID

CUTE PHOTO OF RIKA YES

Thoughts

thst was um

one crazy ride

AND I WAS THERE FOR IT

so glad i read it.

even if you dont like rika at all

please do

its worth it.

as you can see my thoughts were jumbled in the actual live reaction

but it makes alot of sense kind aof?

im to lazy to write a review so thats the best you’re gonna get.

Its really good, to actually understand why Rika/Mina/Serena turned out the way she was.

i mena i already forgave her in the V ending

but even though she did those bad things, if someone just loved her and didnt feeed her with horrible views of the world, she was still a caring girl even though the darkness took a hold of her,

Im not glad of what happened to her, but if it didnt we would have never even met anyone. so as mucha s i hate to say it, im glad of what happened, and 100% glad we could help her through with it.

Okay, well that was fun.

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A Warm Welcome

IDK what Im doing with my blog or my life but here’s to starting a non TRR series. :party emoji:

Sneak peek at a new series!! cannonish

Enjoy?

The elementalist chronicles, PT 1

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Sabrina raced across the campus glancing at the clock tower in the distance. She was going to be late for her career planner meeting for sure. Every second that she watched ticking by felt like a personal taunt on behalf of the clock. “Shit she muttered, trying to pick up the pace. She eyed the double doors to the building straight ahead and slowed down to avoid crashing straight into them. Once inside she blinked the sunlight out of her eyes, speed walking the corridor half blind from the lighting transition and almost into the planner herself.

“Oh! Sabrina! You’re early.” The planner said with a frown checking her watch. “You aren’t supposed to be here for another ten minutes.” She chided knowingly. “Well, if you’re on time you’re late.” Sabrina huffed, repeating the mantra she’d been told and taught by her ever-barring father since childhood. She put on her best smile and extended a hand towards the planner, “Sabrina Russell.” The planner returned her smile, and shook Sabrina’s hand, “Ms. Robertson, my office is right around this corner.” She said, motioning to the hall to Sabrina’s left.

The two turned and entered the first door on the right and Sabrina took her spot in the chair opposite of the desk and waited patiently while Ms. Robertson organized herself and pulled out Sabrina’s file. “Now, Ms. Russell, we usually don’t schedule a meeting until the end of first year so that you can decide on what you would like to major in and we help you start to point towards that goal. However you requested to move this meeting up, and we allowed it based on your high marks. Is there a major you have in mind?” Ms. Robertson said, hands clasped over the manila folder on the desk in between them.

Sabrina saw her name printed on the side, knowing that her parents were worried for her and called this meeting on her behalf, pulling alumni favors to get the meeting pushed up. The truth was she had no idea what she wanted to major in. It felt as if all of the motivation and drive she had the year leading up to college simply vanished once she started classes. Everything just seemed so dreadfully boring compared to how she thought college would feel, not that she really knew what to expect. Knowledge retention and conceptual understand came as easily to her as breathing, and so being a straight A student was effortless. The problem was, she didn’t know who to be outside of class. A numbness had eaten away at her energy and motivation, she spent most of her days laying on her bed, staring at the ceiling with headphones in and not really noticing the music that she was listening to. Life seemed like a haze.

“Actually, Ms. Robertson. That’s the problem. I don’t have a major in mind, in fact I feel like I don’t belong here, like I’m meant to be somewhere else.” Sabrina replied honestly. The older lady peered at her curiously, “what do you mean?” she asked and Sabrina let out a heavy sigh, “I don’t know. I always thought college would be exciting. Maybe even magical.” She said wistfully, a pit of longing in her stomach. “There’s a treasure trove of knowledge here which I always thought would be my dream. But it’s like I’m numb, and bored. I’m not so sure Hartfield was the best choice for me any more.” Ms. Robertson nodded in understanding. “Well, it sounds like you have the freshman blues.” She said, peering into Sabrina’s emerald eyes. The older lady pensively waited for a reaction, however she would get none from Sabrina who had already expected this reaction. She didn’t realize it but her answer had silently sealed the final nail in the coffin, finalizing Sabrina’s resolve to transfer schools. Sabrina already had a slew of acceptance offers from other universities, and if Hartfield was simply going to brush off her concerns then she would find a school that wouldn't, and would also challenge her.

Her parents would be furious of course, but Sabrina could tune them out easily enough. She had already informed her of her intent to stay at the school over winter break, not that she suspected her parents cared. They would likely be vacationing abroad somewhere European anyway. Sabrina recalled her mother talking about attending some apple festival somewhere soon and presumed it would be their winter getaway. Ms. Robertson continued, not realizing that Sabrina had already tuned her out, responding only in key places enough so that the women wasn’t aware of her lack of attention.

After an hour that Sabrina honestly couldn’t recall, she found her way back to her dorm room. She ran her fingers over the mess on the desk, glancing at the half made bed and clothes on the floor while making a mental packing list for the morning. She made her way to the bathroom leaning over the sink and looking at herself in the mirror. She noted the way her eyes seemed dull, and her skin seemed flat and plain. Sabrina turned the facet on to cold water, closing her eyes and splashing some of it into her face as if it would be the magical solution to her resistant state of mind. She blinked rapidly a few times, reaching for the hand towel and drying off her face before glancing up to meet her own dull looking eyes in the mirror.

Except it wasn’t her own eyes staring back. A pair of almost identical green eyes stared back, alert and concerned and watching her silently. “What the hell?” Sabrina reeled, looking at her reflection not copying her actions. She stared incredulously before reaching out to touch the mirror, finding instead a cool liquid that sent ripples out where her finger connected with it. “Whoa,” she breathed, tracing her finger lightly across the surface, ripples of disruption following her touch. She wondered what would happen should she just decide to push her hand in... and suddenly she couldn’t pull her hand back out. “Oh no.” She said, her heart quickening. She gently tugged on her arm, willing her hand to reappear, instead her arm sinking further and faster the more she fought.

Sabrina sucked in a breath as she was pulled the rest of the way through the mirror, feeling as if every ounce of air in her body was being forced out through her throat. A flash of light and a sensation she couldn’t quite place and suddenly she was standing outside near a lake. A little too close to the lake she realized as she began to lose her balance on the muddy embankment. She yelped in surprise as she toppled towards the water, a friendly hand reaching out and grasping her wrist and pulling her away at the last second.

“Woah there freshman!” An unfamiliar voice called out, sounding like warm honey on a cold day. The mysterious stranger wrapped a hand around her other shoulder, trying to help her balance. She met his chocolate brown eyes and matched them to his flawless complexion. “Um, thanks.” Sabrina stuttered out. She looked around bewildered, suddenly realizing that she was soaked. “Here let me help you dry off,” the stranger chuckled, making strange motions with his hand. A breeze blew by Sabrina, with an impossibly gentle force that seemed to instantly dry her clothes and most of her hair. She looked down at her clothes incredulously.

“You missed the hall of mirrors by a mile there.” He laughed good naturedly, “I’m Griffin, a second year here and an earth-att.” He said proudly. Sabrina stared at him, not sure how to process what was happening here. She looked around at the picturesque scenery in front of her, a large statue surrounded by cottage inspired buildings enclosing it. The lake she had stepped out of seemed to run along the edge of the buildings, almost like a moat encompassing the structures in the middle. A beautiful ornate bridge sat a few feet to her left, providing safe dry passage to the other side leading to a dirt road into a thick patch of trees.

“Where the hell am I?” Sabrina asked incredulously, it was only then that she noticed the other people milling about on the ground and somehow, in the air! Sabrina watched wide eyed, wondering how in the world it was possible when a voice filled with sheer disdain broke her trance. “Don’t you know there are entry protocols? You should have entered through the mirrors like the rest of us.” Sabrina searched for the source and met the gaze of a boy about her age peering at her through judgmental eyes. Griffin rolled his eyes at the intrusion, “Doesn’t the great Beckett Harrington have anything better to do with his time?” Beckett glared at Griffin, narrowing his eyes, “Actually, yes. Freshman orientation starts in 15 minutes and I need to be on my way.” He sneered, before turning on his heel and walking the opposite direction.

Griffin rolled his eyes yet again and met Sabrina’s, “Don’t mind him. Not everyone here at Penderghast is like that.” He said, begininng to lead her away from the edge of the water. “Penderghast?” Sabrina asked confusedly. Griffin stared at her blankly, “Yeah? Pengerghast college of elemental Magicks? You know, the one you’re currently attending?” He said. A few moments passed before Griffin narrowed his eyes at her, “You are a student here right?” Sabrina froze. She couldn't decide if it was a dream or real, and if it was she didn’t want it to end. She suspected that she had been transported here by mistake and simply nodded in response, not quite sure if she should lie or tell the truth.

Griffin smiled, the suspicion lifting from his eyes. “Do you need help getting to orientation?” He offered. Sabrina nodded again, still in shock. So magic is..real? Or was this some kind of fever dream? Perhaps she had hit her head in the bathroom and was hallucinating. She stayed lost in thought as she trailed beside Griffin, half listening as he babbled on. “And that is the security system, it vaporizes intruders.” He said nodding at the large statue in the center, its head followed the pair as the passed by. Sabrina’s heart raced with each step as she wondered when the vaporizing blow would come. After an agonizing minute the statue seemed satisfied and resumed it gaze around the campus, and Sabrina let out a breath she didn’t realize she’d been holding. They made their way inside of one of the cottages, which seemed mansion like on the inside. Griffin made twists and turns and Sabrina trailed along beside him. “So for future reference, this is the hall of mirrors where you're supposed to come in.” He said opening a door to reveal a circular room filled with all different types of mirrors. The walls were littered with small circular mirrors, floor length mirrors, square mirrors and mirrors of all varying sizes.

“Aw, hell.” The pair heard, as they both turned to see a beautiful brunette trying to pull her foot the rest of the way through. She stumbles when it finally comes out, landing straight into Sabrina’s arm as she does.

“Oops.” She giggles, “Shreya Mistry, in your arms and at your service. Good catch, by the way.” She says beaming at Sabrina. Her dark curls match her tan complexion Sabrina notices as she helps the girl regain her balance. “ I much prefer air travel.” Shreya says, giving her a knowing look. Sabrina laughs awkwardly, “yeah.” She states. Shreya glances over at Griffin who introduces himself. “I was a few minutes away from being a month late,” she laughs as she heads toward the room entrance. “Why a month?” Sabrina asks curiously, suddenly wondering how long it took her to get from her dorm room to the current location. “Because that’s the next time the wards will be down to travel for visitors day.” She states matter of factly. Sabrina nods, “right!” she says as if she has any idea what Shreya is talking about.

Sabrina decides then and there that she is staying at Penderghast as long as she can before anyone realizes that she doesn’t belong.

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Inky Terrors Of The Past Chapter 5 Part 3- Finale

A.N: Part 3! the Finale of the story! happy halloween everyone to all who's reading this and this is sadly the last chapter of the story in total...... sorry for the cliffhanger ^^; corr belongs to @core4lost [[shhhhhhdonttellthemaboutthesecretgjfghfhghg]]

Henry came out from under the table a few minutes later, he makes a pant and a breath of relief as he held his chest "oh god... why... why bendy?!" he punches the floor "why did you have to give yourself up for me?!" he said as he held his head, he was blaming himself for what happened. The Retired Animator makes a groan and punched a hole almost in the walls as he plopped against the wall sighing, rubbing his head as he tries to figure out what to do now, as of now his only friend and protection of the studio was... gone... stuck inside that thing... his eyes glared as he clenched his fists "...no.... he's not done yet... that bastard is going to pay for taking him away.." he glared as he picked up his gun and axe, "hang in there buddy... im gonna make sure i kill that son of a bitch" he glares as his eyes would faintly glow red "i promise" he said as he would walk off. the halls were quite, almost nothing could be heard. the others were almost at the top but the elevator must of stopped so they were waiting by a short staircase as they all heard the echoing roar earlier, everything in the studio did including the ink demon who was resting in one of the rooms as he makes a displeased growl his plan failed... or so he thinks he gets a idea as his grin grew the toon demon was still alive though his body was barley alive just stuck.. but his spirit was he would just bide his time and wait until he come over to start pleading and begging for his help. all he had to do... was to wait. Henry ran around trying his hardest to look for the damn creature, he knew he was taking a HUGE death risk but curse his kind hearted nature, he wasn't gonna let that creature get away, not with bendy he promised the toon he would get him and everyone else out of here and he wasn't going to break that promise he get them out, no matter the cost. he stops when he finally hears the sounds of that damned creature roaring as he grips on his axe more "found you... ya damn bastard..." he said as he starts to follow the noises. he saw the creature lumbering about fighting off a innocence group of lost ones as henry took notice of that, glaring as he rang a shot in the air "HEY YOU!!" he said, the creature stopping and turning around "REMEMBER ME?!" he said as the creature howls a bit in laughter "wElL wElL wElL, If iT aIn'T heNrY? I tHouGh YoU rAn OFf LIke THaT dEmOn ToLD yA ToO... BuT yOu CaME to mE.... iNTeReStING.. hUMANs ArE sO mYStERIoUS... BUT sO naViNE tOo" he said as henry glares more, gripping on his axe more "what do you even gain from doing all of this?!" he said as the creature chuckles darkly "WiTH A bOdY AnD lImITnesS EneRGy IT'Ll Be EASy FoR mE tO DeStRoY tHis WorTHLEsS pLaNEt aND tAke It OvEr As mY oWn" he said as henry only grew more angry "is this all just a damn game to you?!" he said his eyes flashing red "do you even show ANY remorse for the people you kill?!" he said as the creature howls with more laughter "FoOLiSh HuMAn, thIs WhOle pLanEt IS liKe a gAMe FoR Me, I PlAyEd EvErYoNe LiKE PAwNs~" he said grinning darkly as his three tails swayed a bit the creature chuckles darkly at henry as the retired animator glares a bit, gripping on his axe as he takes a step back, his common sense pleading him to run away but he was not about to give up, not when he and bendy had come so far. he was gonna save him no matter the cost, even if he had to die. the creature snarls and gives chase to henry as he quickly runs, getting a headstart as the creature ran on all his limbs minus it's tails and bony wings "YoU cAn'T rUn fOReVeR huMAn!!" he said as he telports and reappears just barley missing to swipe at henry "I'lL cAtcH YOU eVeNtUaLlY!" he said, with the retired animator running more until he hid around the corner gripping his axe tightly as he drenched it in acetone a bit from one of the puddles. he was gonna give that creature a painful burn. the creature looks around lumbering as his three tails dragged on the ground, his two extra arms and hands dragging themselves along the walls for balance as the creature clicks and growls, looking around for henry as it's inky soulless eyes glared around growling a lot "cOmE oUt, coMe OuT wHErEeVeR yOU ArE HeNRy JaRvIS... i KnOW yOUR sTiLL HErE..." he said growling more, henry gripping on the axe. when the creature was close enough and wasn't looking, henry would jump and start slamming the axe as the creature snarls out in pain from the sudden blows and stinging burn it was getting, henry kept bringing the axe down as hard as he could. the creature fell to the ground after having so many blows down to him as henry panted gripping on the axe, before getting ready for one final blow to the head. before his eyes widen, he was swatted by the waist by one of the creature's sharp claws as he was flung towards the floor as he coughs up his blood holding his waist as he tries to get up, seeing the creature struggling to get up "GrGRgR... Do yOu HoNEsTlY thInk ThAt WaS gOnNa WorK?" he said as henry struggles to get up the creature laughs as he held up his hand only to find it not responsing "HuH?" it said as it tried moving it again, henry grew confused at that and his eyes widen when he realized it was bendy's doing, the demon still had some strength left, he quickly got up and started to run as the creature howls and tries to regain back control to said arm. the ink demon was resting when he felt the room changed he wouldn't look up until he heard a pleading whine "wElL, wElL, wElL... IF iT aInT tHE dEvIL DaRlInG hiMSElF~" he said as the hooded demon's spirit pouted "ha ha... but listen i don't have much time! that.... that creature! it finally got a body!" he said as the ink demon huffed "YeAh... i kNOw... aND...?" he said smirking as the hooded demon frowns "come on you know damn well what that thing will do... and... i guess.... im asking for...." the ink demon waited, his grin growing wider "CoMe oN... leT's HEaR it~" he said as bendy sighed "i... need your help..." he said as the ink demon chuckles "AlrIgHt, LEt'S hEa-" he stopped when the demon held him his soul "...wHa-" he was cut off by the demon sighing "this is what you wanted right? you need me in order to go into your true form don't you.... plus.... i... d...don't think i can keep on fighting him back like this for much l-longer s...so p-please... if you don't wanna d-" he coughs as he glitches "if you don't wanna do this just for me or henry than do it for your title! your supposed to be the most feared creature in this studios, not that thing!" he said as the ink demon stares, before looking at his own soul with a sigh, seeing how corrupted it had become only a speck of orange was left on the soul as the rest was covered or tainted by the ink he makes a nod as his hand starts glowing a purple like aura as he grabs the soul, the hooded demon's spirit smiled "please save him..." he said as he faded away as the ink demon allowed his body to transform even further as he now had what he always wanted, the toon demon's soul, now that he had that he could finally go to his most powerful form and be reborned... meanwhile with henry he was breathing as he hid in one of the stations. he knew it was a waste of time but what more could he have. he held in his breathe as long as possible as he saw the creature lumber back and fourth 'he knows im here he knows im here he knows im here!!!' he thought to himself repeatedly as he saw the creature's three tails lightly bumped the station, that was enough to get him to hightail it out of here as he quickly leaps out of the station, running as fast as he could as the creature snarls and snaps his head "F O U N D Y O U!!!" it said, chasing after him as henry leaps over a table and kept running at fast as he could, he stops when he saw a pack of ink snake raptors staring down at him, one of them seems different as henry stares at it as the new raptor circles him studying him as henry also studies the new one, it had a purplish like streak along its body and neck and tail and looked a bit bigger than the other raptors, at around 9 feet, its head was much smoother and a bit scarred too with a slight allosaurus crest almost, the raptor had cat like eyes but it seems much similar to a crocodile’s it wasn’t looking at him in a hungry or angry manner it almost seems to be looking at him.. in a curious yet threatening manner. suddenly a loud roar broke out as both henry and the small pack of 5 raptors along with the the bigger one turn over to see the creature near them. the creature growls and barks at the raptors telling them to pretty much move but ink snake raptors were never one to listen to orders, even from the ink demon or from this creature, the new raptor looked back at henry and he could see a look of empathy show up in it's eyes, as it turns around to release a loud angered shrill at the creature as the other raptors followed suit snarling as all six of them run at the creature, attacking by slicing, pouncing and biting onto the creature's inky flesh, the beast roars out in pain and tries to get them off but they were fast and smart little buggers, henry quickly ran out of the area before he clenched his head feeling something when he saw the creature before was trying to get him but one of his arms stopped working almost like... bendy was trying to still protect him. he stopped as he looked and a old memory lingers on his mind. he remembers seeing the unstable demon eating his brother's corpse, he remembers hearing joey's cousin Joseph trying to get him up but he too suffered the same faith, he remembers hearing the unstable demon screech out as he recalls joseph using a holy cross to burn through the demon's inky hell like hide to which it did. henry somehow forgave and comforted the demon despite knowing what happened he would never forget but he still comforted the demon despite that. the memory kept replaying in his head, he knew it wasn't bendy's fault. he clenches as he notices his hands were halfway turned to his toon like hands before he growls. his eyes glinting with red as he starts to turn into his toon form. the strange raptor snarls as it was slammed to the ground as the other raptors were already killed despite all of them fighting nonstop to wound the creature to which they did as it growled, ink oozing from every part of it's body as it uses it's magic to lift the strange raptor up in the air as it snarled and struggles glaring and hissing. the creature grins as it was gonna use it's new powers on this raptor before something sharp came hitting the back of the creature's head making it lose it's focus and dropping the raptor as the creature snarls and turns around, seeing henry already in his inked toon state as the monstorus verison of his toon form glares at the creature "Do yOu rEalLY tHiNk YOu CaN beAt me  iN tHiS sTaTe? YoU hAvEn'T hAd EnOuGh TiME to FuLLY tEsT oUt YoUR OwN pOWeRS, YoU rElIe ToO mUcH on YoUr owN rAge aNd AnGeR" he said as Henry snarls, as ink ooze more as he roars, a huge burst of energy comes out of him as the creature snarls in surprise "W H A T?!?!" the creature hisses as it covers its eyes waiting for the bright blast to end. when it did the creature looks to see something he never thought he see someone that was plagued by the ink could do. henry was different now, he looked similar to bendy's unstable form but without the skeletal like appearance, though he did have some sort of bone like ribs that are shown out of his now almost big inky like mass, despite size differences he looked far more animalistic than bendy's unstable form did, he even had a far more lizard like snout than the unstable demon had, the spines were also not like his unstable form's same with the tail. but either way he was pissed, the monster form of henry roars and runs at the creature already attacking him with all his might as the creature snarls as it was thrown, slammed, punched, and even jabbed many times before it was rammed to the ground. the monster henry snarls and starts to lift up one of his huge arms and like a spear he rams it hard onto the creature's chest he rammed it so hard that it almost made the arm go limp, he would do the same with the other arm as the creature from the force of the impact would fall underneath the weak floor as the monster henry quickly darted out of the way as he heard a thud like sound he loomed over the hole and saw the creature's body limp at first he though it was still alive as he growled and started to morph his claws into a axe but he soon thought of bendy, his reaction to seeing him like this.... same with corr... he grunted and sighed turning around to try to find a way to either calm down or spent up his energy when he felt something grabbing him by the leg, he looks down to see it was a part of the creature's magic as he was dragged and thrown down too as he screeches. he gets back up growling as he turns around, only to get slashed on the face as fresh ink ooze from the gash on his cheek as he snarls and tries attacking the creature again, only to get attacked by all four of it's arms, including the three tails as he was slammed towards a wall as the impact forced him to turn back to his inked like state of his toon form he growls as he was pinned down by the creature as it snarls and lifted it's one arm up before the same raptor from before lunges from above and started to claw and slice and bite at the creature as it snarled and tries to get the raptor off of it, henry's veins on his inky arm glowed red as he growls and grew some sort of sharp spines on his arm, the same with the other arm as he roars and lunges, jabbing the creature's chest with both his arms as the raptor quickly jumped off as the impact made the creature crash into the nearest pillar as it fell on it, the creature burried under the rubble as henry was now in his toon form, panting as he struggles to stay in form, he looks at the raptor who looked back and snorted, turning around to run off back to where it came. henry looks back, only to get grabbed and thrown through a wall as he crashes near a dead end, he was back in his human form as he tries getting up only to feel a sharp pain in his shoulder he looks to see the creature threw the blessed knife, hitting him with it as he wanted to scream but he couldn't the creature grins as it grunts making it's way over "It's FuNny tO me HeNRy, HeRe yOu aRe... riGhT WhEn YoUR aBoU-" he stops as he felt a familiar aura, he turns around to look at the right side of the wall, there... the ink demon shows up his glowing eye stares at the creature "Oh GoOd... yOur HeRe iNk DeMoN... I gUeSs I sHoUld GivE YOu THE hOnOR... gO oN ThEn... KilL ThE hUmaN" he said as the ink demon turns around, staring at henry as he starts to walk over towards the wounded human "AnY LaSt WoRdS hUmAn?" the creature said as henry sighed "yea...... im sorry bendy....... i failed you" the ink demon stopped for a moment and stares "...." the ink demon said nothing as it kept walking before kneeing down and grabbing the knife and yanking it out, henry braced for it but it never came he looked to see the ink demon still staring at him, and he gave henry a wink, henry could of swore he saw bendy in there for a split second before the ink demon motioned him to play dead, as he brought up the knife and striked. the creature thought henry had died "Ah WeLl... nICe wORk... nOw-" it stopped when it felt something cut it's cheek, the knife the creature looks to see the ink demon was the one that threw it, henry getting up as the creature states, before the ink demon started to change, to his true form his height changing to about 11'5 feet, his skeletal appearance going away the ink mass increasing his posture, his entire torso, and waist turn to a dark blue, as the scars on him glowed and hued purple, both his feet became globs of ink but his limp like stance was gone, he also seem to have grew a tail, his once glowing eye had turned to a roundish full on black eye with a white pupil.. that turned into a silt as his smile became much more eerie and sinister, his bowtie became normal again but it was a full out orange like color, his arms seem to be huge inky like arms the gloved hand dissapearing as he still have his finger like claws kinda, he snarls at the creature who stares in shock "W-WhAT?!?!?!" it said as the ink demon laughed "WhAt's WrOnG?~ DeMoN gOt Ya ToNgUE... HeY oLD mAn..." he said to henry as he looked at him "what?" he said as the ink demon snapped his fingers the wall that henry was slammed too opened like a secret door, seeing a hallway "Go... I'lL bE fiNe OlD mAn..." he said as henry nodded "hey" he said as he looked back, henry saluted him "good luck" he said as the ink demon only grinned "don't do anything stupid.... bud" he said as the ink demon snorted "I mAkE No prOmiSeS~" he said as henry ran off, the two creatures now stared at eachother. The fight starts out between the ink demon and the "nomad" creature, at first as Henry ran he saw a glimpse of the fight seeing how much on equal strength the two seems to fight until the ink demon used the creature's slow adaptation to its new body to his advantage, clawing and punching with his new huge inky arms and hands as the creature snarls and tried attacking the ink demon with its four arms and the demon kept dodging and using his new body and strength to some use taking a few hits before upper cutting the creature as they crashed to a room, Henry took notice of that and saw the creature finally getting the upper hand as it pinned the ink demon down, a shot rang out as it snarled in pain and held its head, looking up to see Henry up on a balcony like bridge before he ran. Before the creature could give chase it was suddenly punches hard to a wall by the ink demon as the two both roar loudly at eachother, slamming and punching eachother, though the creature had the size advantage being at around 20 ft tall, the longer stride and the wingspan giving it a much more taller posture but the ink demon had experience, speed, strength and most of all.... It had intelligence, it knew how to counter the creature. The ink demon charges tackling the creature through another wall and another wall until he threw the creature up in the air, before leaping up and going to the next room above that he threw the creature to. Henry looked over at a nearby window to see the creature and the ink demon fighting it out, both of them fighting nonstop as the creature snarls, using its four arms to slash at the ink demon trying to cause a fatal injury or at least cripple the demon but the ink demon grinned and gave a heavy blow making the creature crash through the window as Henry stepped back as the creature shook its head grumbling as it looks at Henry. before the creature could even comply to seeing Henry it was again charged through a wall by the ink demon as hengrumbles, turning around to look at Henry "WeLl? WhAt ARe yOu WaItInG fOr? GeT A mOvE oN!" He said, before getting pounded on by the creature as it snarls and stomps on the ink demon, before roaring out as it gets shot five times the damage the ink demon did to its hide made it more and more vulnerable to injuries like gun wounds as it snarls and gets pinned down by the ink demon as hnery kept running, the creature snarling and kicking the ink demon off as it tries to chase after Henry desperate to get the man's pure soul to have more power as the ink demon roars, leaping like a tiger and ramming his huge arms jabbing it into its spine as he starts moving it around almost like a puppet, making it slam into walls, floors and even the ceiling, eventually they brought their fight to a open like area as Henry could see the ink demon was having a but fun with the fight. Both the creature and the ink demon did show signs of exhaustion but the creature still didint give up as it fought the ink demon, the ink demon makes a snarl as he was slammed to a nearby anothe room as the ink demon growled and shook his head a bit, before getting up growling as he was punched by the creature as the ink Demon snarls, landing another punch on the creature's skull like face as it stumbles, Henry taking another shot and he was going to shoot it again, until he felt his gun was jammed "shoot!" He said as the creature snarls and runs at him, only for the creature to get charged into another room by the ink demon as they rolled around the creature roaring and throwing him to a multiple row of sharp blades as the ink demon was plopped to the wall as the creature grins, the ink demon makes a short laugh as his white pupil turned to a silt as he lifted his finger as the creature makes a low curious grumble before the ink demon makes a snap of his fingers as a bunch of sharp pointy tiny ink blades came piercing at the creature more than a billion tiny little pieces went piercing slicing through its flesh as the creature snarls out in pain before growling as it and the ink demon both run at eachother roaring. the ink demon would be the first to crash out of the room as he stumbles before being punched and pinned down by the creature's sharp clawed fingers as henry looked back to see the creature was gonna impale the ink demon's head on a spear. in a flash he shot the creature again at the side of the skull like jaw as the creature snarls a bit in anger before growling and dropping the ink demon going to him next as the ink demon recovered quickly and stomping on all three of the tails and morphing both huge hands into sharp inky claws as he started slashing and cutting on the creature's back as he snarled in pain when the creature sprouted it's bony like wings onto the ink demon's chest but he only grinned more and grabbed and tore off the two bony wings by force as henry ran off more as the creature roars in agony as the ink demons with then morph his huge claws to almost sword like arms as he started slashing huge gashes before the creature could even attack the ink demon rammed it's sword like arm into the creature as it snarled in pain as it was bashed by the other as it then crashed into the ink spear as it emitted a low wheezing sound until it went limp. the ink demon emitted a slight snort "NoW WhO's ThE ReAl DeMoN bITcH..." he said grinning before turning around his white pupil staring at the axe that henry dropped along with a survival knife. the ink demon would pick said items up "hE MUsT OF dRoPPeD tHeM... eh-" he felt a sharp pain when it was lifted and sliced on the stomach by the creature as the ink demon roared out in pain before being slammed into the spear himself he coughed up ink as he was then stabbed onto the shoulder by the survival knife, got half his chest rammed and pierced on the shoulder blade by the axe, having his bad leg wound reopen and getting his shoulder crippled as the creature then used all four of it's bony like claws to slash the side of the ink demon's face before it emitted a low wheeze like moan as the creature grunted and looked around for the blessed knife as it went over and picked up the knife as he turns back to look at the ink demon who wasn't doing anything now. ‘nomad’ would chuckle as he watches the ink demon who was impaled on the wall, even with half the toon demon’s soul he still wasn’t powerful enough to stop him “WeLl tHis sUrE IS soMEthInG aND heRe i ThOuGht tHAt ToOn oR oLd MAn woUld Be ThE OnE tO kIlL yOu, iT’s FuNnY oN hOw uNcLEaR YoUR fAte WaS dEmOn” the creature cackles as the ink demon doesn’t response he was just staring at the blessed knife in the creature’s hand the creature swayed it’s three tails each end again containing the elements, with red being the one for joey’s anger, the green being bendy’s energy and the black containing the pure hate and anger that susie has against anything that would tore her and alice apart. the ink demon would still stare his white pupil may be staring straight at him but he himself was focusing on the knife. he would finally focus on him when the creature snorted and asked “WeLl, aNy LAsT wORDs?” he said as the ink demon’s smile twitch… before laughing, he laughed and laughed as the creature would tilt it’s head “HuH? wHy ArE yOU LaUgHiNg?!?” the creature said as the ink demon would laugh even harder and harder “It’S fUnnY cAuSe yOu ALrEaDy LosT! iT doEsn’T mAtTeR iF i Die! WhaT MaTtErS iS tHAt yOu nEeDeD a purE soUl And nOt HeNRy’S bLoOd~ yOuR PlAn FaiLEd YeT AgaIn tHAnkS to ThAt tOoN! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!” the ink demon laughed louder and louder as the creature glared and roared before ramming the blessed knife on the ink demon’s head as the ink demon’s laughter soon slowly turned to a wheezing noise before finally it turned to silence as the creature stares before turning around “FaReWell…. AlPhA” he said as he walks off leaving the ink demon to his fate already. Henry Stops hearing the sounds as he looks to hear... nothing.. no ink demon... no fighting... just.. silence... the retired animator gripped on his fists "no....... damn it.... damn that creature.... i need a plan......." he tries thinking when suddenly something hit, the ink here wasnt like normal ink it was almost warm instead of cold.... slowly henry came up with something the oxygen like steam coming from the pipes and the sprinklers on the ceiling along with adding a few touches here and there... henry grinned he knows how to beat that thing in it's own game but he would need help he ran quickly to find the others. after a while he noticed the creature was again trying to look for him as he quickly runs into a random room. Henry pants after he was in a room after again trying to evade the creature, he heard the pained wheezing laughs of the ink demon dying so he knew he too was no more. he looks around the room trying to find sense of well anything to use. he looks to see a tape, curiously filled his mind wondering why this one was right in place and also where he would find it “…..” with a sigh he carefully walked over to the tape and pressed play on it and what he heard, was shocking “h…hey there….. is this thing on?… ah well…. if it is than…. heya henry… it’s me bendy… listen i… i need to tell you this before joey or that damn demon finds me so…… yeah im going to try to keep this short….. im sorry henry… ya should of never listened to me, if ya haven’t than everything would be back to normal but no…. after you left… things went… so… very wrong” henry noticed how scared bendy’s voice was in the recording “j-j-j-joey s-summoned a demon, a literal demon to try a-and ‘f-fix’ us but…. as you know joey….” bendy’s voice in the recording seem to sigh a bit. “anywho i… i just wanted to say that…. take care of them for me henry” the retired animator was confused to what he meant, until he realized he was talking about boris and alice. "t….they need a normal life outside this studio…. if…. if im gonna go down then… im taking this damn studio with me…. im sorry henry…. im sorry for causing all of this….  whole curse is my fault…. t….things would of been better off… if i haven’t existed in the first place" and with that the tape goes off leaving henry to his own thoughts "……damn it joey.. why…. why all of this… just because of one simple choice… that caused everything to fall apart…. don’t worry buddy…. im gonna make sure you get outta here, even if i have to die to make sure you escape" he said as he suddenly heard a low snarl, the creature was in this room but it was in the process of looking for something, he hid quickly in the nearby closet. the creature emits a low grunt as it sniffs and looks around some more before grumbling and walking away, henry waited a few more before coming back out, he had to hurry and find the others, without a second thought he rushed out of the room running as fast as he can as he rushes more, finally getting to the others, lacie looked at him with worry "w....where's bendy...?" alice weakly said as henry felt his heart broke as he sighed and told them what happened. the angel and the others were shocked to hear this "so.... what now?" boris said as henry glares "i tell you what we're gonna do.... we're gonna make that thing regret it ever crossed us" norman looked up "henry, that thing KILLED *zzzpt* the ink demon, what makes you think we'll be any chance against it?" he said as henry looked at the various pipes that held steam and the sprinklers "when i attacked it, it reacted violently to the steam, i saw a part of it's body froze, only the ribcage, if we can lure it here, we can freeze the damn thing to solid stone almost... and break it" he said as the others looked confused "question" thomas said raising his hand "how are you even gonna lure it here?" he said as henry only stares. An few minutes later or more have passed, the creature could now be seen killing a group of lost ones, growling in anger when it did'int see lacie anywhere, if he got rid of that safe house's leader than they would have no one to give them orders to meaning he can easily pick them off one by one. the thought made ''nomad'' grin at that but before the creature could go even any further to find the group it was pounced by something, the strange raptor from before was back, it clawed and got off of the creature as ''nomad'' roars out at it, the raptor emitting a shrill back, as it ran at the creature using her speed to her advantage as the creature tries to attack, the raptor snarls and bites, slashes and leaves gashes on the creature as even after she was thrown and slammed to the wall by the creature's tails she still kept on fighting, the strange raptor emits a snarl in pain as she was slashed on the back and began getting clawed at repeatedly by the creature's four arms, when it brought up it's first arm for a final strike the raptor's eyes opened widely as she dodges, going around to the back as she starts digging her death talons on the creature's back as ''nomad'' tries to get her off once again, when the raptor spun around and aimed to bite the neck as she succeeded, the creature struggling, the strange raptor used her claws to keep a tight grip, the creature snarls and slashes her waist with it's claws as the strange raptor snarls out in pain, before it yowls as it was bitten down on the neck as the creature lifted the raptor up with it's mouth, as if strangling the raptor's neck with it's mouth as the strange raptors yowls more and tries fighting back, the raptor growing a bit weaker as the creature grins and lifts up the raptor more, as suddenly a blinding light followed by a screech was heard as the creature snarls and drops the raptor which quickly gave it the chance to charge into the creature, knocking it down and then retreating, running past the projectionst who was the one that did it, the creature groans and glares at the projectionst as norman emits a low click and motions him to come over, as he runs off, the creature snarls as it gives chase. halfway the projectionst loses the creature as ''nomad'' looks around frequently before it's 'ears' perked hearing a gun shot "HEY, YOU! REMEMBER ME?!" henry said as the creature snaps towards his direction and roars, going after him as henry runs and runs going to a hallway with a slight dead corridor, he stops at the end of it and turns around, the creature turning around the corridor and it notices henry stopped, it makes a slight chuckle as it moves slowly stopping when it reached out of the doorway it came from as henry pulled a lever, closing the door that the creature came out of as it chuckles "WeLl.... ThIS iS WheRe yOu'lL mAke yOur FiNAl sTAnd HuH hUmaN?" the creature said as henry just cocks his gun "why don't we finish this.... ya damn asshole" he said as the creature growls, before roaring, and running towards him, tripping over the wires as henry begins shooting at the pipes, destroying them as steam shoots out onto the creature as it snarls from the sudden blow, the more henry shoots at the strange pipes the more the steam comes out as it begins roaring in pain, henry aims and shoots the sprinklers as all of them came on at once as the creature begins feeling more pain as it tries running more towards him, but henry shoots the creature several times, two in the knee, 3 in the ribcage and one in the eye socket as it roars and knelt down, it's two extra arms glued now to the floorboards as it's tail were stuck, the bony wings slowly cracking and breaking as the group emerges from their hiding spot "yeah! we got him!" corr said as alice and boris just glares at the creature, henry walking over as it weakly looks at him, before chuckling. "what's so funny?" henry said grunting as the creature makes a low grin "YoU.... hUmAn..... i..... hAve uNdErStImAtEd yOu.... yOu HaVE beSteD me... .hEH..... To ThInk... i tHoUgHt AlL hUmAns WeRe NAViNe.... yOu... YoUR diFFerEnT... YoU CoNTiUne To aMUSe AnD iMprEsS mE... HeH...." the creature begins coughing as ink dripped from it's eye sockets "tO tHINk..... I WaS dEfeAteD bY a MErE mORtAl.... YOU pLAnNEd tHis... i ShOUlD OF bEeN SmaRter Eh?" he said as corr pouted "hey! don't make us feel sorry for you! why did you do all of this huh? why take away henry's friend and make him go crazy?!" he said as ''nomad'' chuckles, ink dripping from it's wounds "wElL.... i SaID... i nEeDeD a bodY.... AnD i OnLy HavE lImIteD tIme iN tHIS fORM cAuse I don't HAve HEnrY's purE soUl, JusT WiTh His BloOD iN mY KnIFe it WAs enOuGh tO keEp ME iN thIS fORm For... HmM AbOuT I shOudl SaY... *cough* 3 DaYs" he said grumbling weakly as henry glares "why use joey? why anyone but him?" he said as the creature glares "THaT HuMaN... DiD'INT DO hIS paRt OF tHE deAl wElL EnOugh I dECidEd eNoUgH WaS enOuGh aND tOok mAtTErS iNtO mY OwN HAndS" he said growling as henry glares more "so, that's it then huh? your gonna die and this curse will all be over" he said blankly as the creature nods "YEs... yOu HAve BeSteD me One ToO Many tImeS... It sEeMS nOW yOu'lL be ThE one To HAve The FInAL lAuGh... or WiLl yOu?" he said chuckling "BuT nO MaTteR.. joeY wIll be FrEeD aND Un BoUnd TO mE tHE mOmeNT he fEEls thaT I haVE gRoWn wEaK" he said as henry glares some more, pulling out bendy's machete and jabbing it on the creature's shoulder "god damn it tell me where the hell is bendy in your body!? i want him back damn it!" he said as the creature howls with laughter while wheezing and coughing as corr glares, about ready to turn to his lanky form out of anger when boris stops him, shaking his head as corr nodded, "wElL- ThaT's A sHAme HeNRy... YoUR fRieND is-" the creature snarls a bit as henry shot it in the neck "SHUT, UP! that is not true i know he's alive!" he said as the creature chuckles "beLivE wHAt YoU wAnt.... leT me TeLl yOu tHis ThOuGh... YOu maY hAve FoIleD my pLAns For tHis WorLD bUT.... HEaR ThIS... i wIll rEtURn oNe dAy HeNRy... And WhEn i Do... YoU Will BE tHE fiRsT i wILl dRag TO hElL WITh, yOu beTteR Wait fOR ThaT DaY HEnrY.. CausE aLWayS... beWaRe the.... iNk DEMON!" the creature then tries one last attempt to attack henry before a loud shot rang out as henry putted a shell right in the creature's chest the bullet piercing right through it as it roars out in pain, it's body slightly cracking as a hand rose out of the cracking body, it was joey's hand, henry's eyes widen as he grabs the hands and pulls out his former boss, joey panting and breathing as he looked worst for wear "t.....thank....you...." he weakly said as the two flinch from hearing the creature roar out in pain, falling to the ground as it's body was cracking as it slowly turned to a puddle of ink, the others sighed in relief at the creature finally dead, before henry furrowed his brows and his eyes widen he sees a familiar green gloved hand "bendy!" the retired animator said, rushing over "bendy oh than-" he almost gasped, bendy was seen, covered in large wounds, and with a large hole in his chest henry stares in shock "oh....no...." he weakly said as bendy opened his eyes, smiling weakly "h...hey there h...henry... d....did w...we g...get him?" he said, coughing slightly as henry nodded "y...yeah bud.... we did....." he said sniffling as bendy weakly smiled, the ink covering half his face so only his right pie-cut eye was looking at him "w....what's the matter henry? why the long..... oh" he said, lifting his hand up and seeing the large hole in his chest as alice and boris stares in shock, corr slightly shivering as tears already start dripping in his eyes. "oh no... b-bendy?!" the small demon said as henry stares at the hooded demon "h...heh... sorry henry....i... i guess i couldn't be a strong enough demon...." he said coughing as henry shushed him "don't, save your energy bud i'll i'll get some ink! it'll fix you i know it will-" bendy placed a finger weakly on his lips "shh.... don't henry... it's the end of the road for me... w....we have some good times d...did we?" he said as henry nodded, frowning still "y...yeah... why bendy... why did'int ya tell me sooner bud..." he said as the demon had tears dripping down "i..... i did'int want you to h...hate me..." he sigh breathing heavily as henry shook his head "you know i can never hate you bud, you know that don't you?..." he said sniffling as the demon nodded "h...heh..... yeah... i do..... im so tired old man..... im just so... so tired... it's funny" he said weakly smiling with a peaceful look "i thought.... death.... was cold.... but... it's.... warm.... i never thought death could be so... heh... warming...." he said weakly coughing as henry had tears finally dripping from his eyes "don't leave just yet buddy i promised you i let you see the outside! the beautiful blue skies.. the lush green grass, the peaceful nights and oh the ocean... im not breaking my promise to you bendy... jess would of loved to meet you.." he said, sniffling as bendy weakly smiled again as he lifted his hand up, as henry grabbed it with his own hand "listen..... henry?" he said as he nodded "yeah buddy... im still here" he said as bendy sniffled, tears dripping from his eyes "p....promise me.... that you'll take good care of all of them..... would you?" he said weakly sniffling as henry realizes what he meant now by not existing "oh... no dont' do this to me buddy, come on just keep your eyes open for a little while longer we can fix this we can-" bendy weakly coughs "n...no...... im so tired henry... i just.... wanna...... r....rest....... im.... sorry i could'nt.... be the..... demon.... you.... wanted.....dad...." his hand falls from henry's hand as ie laid on the ground his eyes closing as his heartbeat stops, henry stares, shocked as alice then sobs into boris's shoulders, corr whimpering as tears drip down "no...nonononononNO!" henry said grabbing bendy gently by the shoulders and shaking him "COME ON BUDDY! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES ON ME! PLEASE! PLEASE BUDDY! DON'T!" he said almost about to sob as he finally did, while saying "don't..... leave me......my blessed... son" he said as he sobs, with the others mourning in their own way. meanwhile... back with the corpse of the ink demon that had been impaled, the ink had stop oozing from him as he was still in his reborned form, slowly... his fingers twitched

[btsandvmin]

A Vmin throwback - 2017

Is it just me who’s kind of tired of seeing “*insert ship* is dead” all the time? I mean it’s not just with Vmin, but I’ve seen it a lot when people talk about Jimin and Taehyung’s relationship lately. I don’t get it. I mean some just say it as a joke, and that’s fine I guess. But at the same time people seem to get the image that Vmin aren’t as close any more, and I think even those jokes can play a part in that.

However, my biggest complaint is simply that people seem to forget so quickly. Like I agree that BST era had a ton of Vmin moments and interactions. Possibly because Taehyung was going through a really tough period and Jimin did his best to cheer him up and support him. But just because they aren’t attached 24/7 that doesn’t mean that 2017 haven’t given us some really outstanding Vmin moments. So, to remind you all that Vmin is very much alive I’ve done a small (read HUGE) recap post to just show you a few things that we actually got for 2017.

First 2017 was off to a great start with ISAC. 

You see that when Vmin get the free time to do what they want, without supervision, they tend to spend that time together. Separation issues? We already know they have them. Remember Jimin looking lost and searching for Taehyung? Jimin basically clung to Tae that whole day.

Just a few things that happened on ISAC was Jimin clinging to Taehyung, playing with his hair, listening to music together and of course the spanking.

Jimin got some butt smacking done too.

Also, they took selfies and made finger hearts towards each other. They only took photos with their two drawn poster images too. Oh, and they danced towards each other.

This and even more was all in just one day, one day where they chose to stay close and played around freely. (One day on the event that is considered a dating ground for Korean Idols.)

This video is 14 minutes long (I would have made a video of my own if I had the time) and doesn’t even cover all of the great Vmin moments from that day!

Anyways, moving on from ISAC despite there being material enough for a post of it’s own.

So we know Vmin has a hard time being apart. Remember Jimin letting us know he missed his oppa?

We also had some confirmed jealousy as well, no “look at that stare”-kind of jealousy (though we got that too).

...But actual jealousy from Jimin regarding Tae hanging out with other people and saying he loves his Hwarang hyungs. 

Jimin even got asked about it in an interview and not only admitted to it, but Tae thought it was cute, and Jimin even asked his other friends about it.

And maybe we didn’t get any pure Vmin vlives, but we did get a lot of vmin from various Vlives throughout the year.

Jimin and V crashing JK’s vlive together in their pajamas. Most likely they shared a room or were at least together before getting to JK’s room.

Tae and Jimin talking about each other’s birthday presents on Vlive, and almost spoiling it for each other. 

Also Tae talking about Jimin’s previous Vlive showing he watched it. (I am starting to think V can’t go a full Vlive without mentioning Jimin)

Jimin thinks Taehyung is so handsome (Nr 1 most handsome face in the world 2017) and wants to hang a picture of Tae on his wall.

During one vlive Tae talked about how Jimin’s adlib was his favorite part.

And in another one he also mentioned how Jimin should do a cover because he can’t shut up about Jimin.

Also remember Taehyung talking about going shopping with Jimin during his Vlive in May? And getting the tiger pendant and the Gucci belts that they both keep wearing? 

Also, how they went to the museum im New York together and later on for Taehyung’s “hobby section” there were two pictures of Jimin. Basically showing Jimin is Taehyung’s interest.

Actually they’ve taken a lot of pictures of each other and together this year and most of it we’ll never get to see. 

Just because they don’t post it doesn’t mean they haven’t taken any.

We know this, but sadly I can’t show all the examples due to lack of time.

There are several other examples... Alas I can’t include them all.

Also remember that conversation Vmin had in the fanclub chat?

Not only did Jimin try to call out Tae in the middle of the night just to bicker with him. Tae also more or less exposed that he has nudes of Jimin.

Jimin also posted this super sensual sounding video of him saying “ Kim Taehyung, do it. I told you to do it.” It’s about passing on doing aegyo but that voice is killing me...

So, there are plenty of Vmin videos and photos out there. They just might not want to share them all. ;)

And do I need to remind you that Gayo track 10 was a thing that happened? It was Vmin all over that episode.

No matter when they keep on complimenting each other, Jimin even got flustered.

The Gayo episode where they made an MV for Spinebreaker and Vmin just looked at each other to confirm they were a team. 

All that dancing together. And Tae saying Jimin’s smile makes him forget his blue feelings.

Then we have all the Run episodes. Remember the jail episode, with V saying Jimin’s crime is being cute and also plenty of clingy Jimin moments.

When in the waterpark we got a bunch of cute Vmin moments. 

We got a lot of Vmin from these episodes, even though they cut out their turn in the waterslide for some reason. We even got a moaning Tae getting a massage, come on! 

Ice-skating and taking pictures for each other again. 

Also, being on the same team for the sled-curling and being sweet, Jimin thanking V for his achivements. Also we can’t forget Tae cheering for Jimin in his race against JK and then going straight to hug him after he lost. (Look how cute Jimin is, smiling at Tae coming to him.)

Pretty much every Run episode has had some Vmin. Like when Tae helps Jimin cook to his best ability? This is why we need Vmin on the same team more often. All those soft moments! 

And also Yoongi telling them to hug, but they already did.

You should let them be together, they obviously want to.

If they were allowed to pick for themselves more often I’m sure we’d get a lot of Vmin on the same team.

Like here, where Jimin really, really, wanted to dress Taehyung and even picked out an outfit specifically for him. (Also, bonus couple necklace)

The best part though, is that even if Vmin doesn’t end up on the same team they still manage to gravitate towards each other.

Even if they compete against each other they can’t help but flirt and distract one another.

They just have to touch and goof around.

I love bickering Vmin.

But I have to move on from Run, it’s taking all the space.

So, moving on, just a few different moments worth reminding you all of.

Remember when Jimin wasn’t allowed to dance? A Tae kept going to him to make him feel included.

Even RM ships them.

Speaking of RM... There’s also V bringing up Jimin writing him a birthday letter when asked who’s romantic in the group and RM refusing to translate the “I love you.”

Jimin and V talking about going to the Sapporo snow festival and playing in the snow together.

Oh, and what about Jimin climbing on top of Tae and groping his butt while lying on him in bed?  (There were also that soft moment where Jimin fixes Tae’s hair. The duality of Vmin.)

Then we have the BT21 where Tata is basically based on Jimin, and Jimin thinks it’s meaningful because Tae used to draw it a lot.

V just has to compliment Jimin and Jin is so done. (Seriously, Jimin is on Tae’s mind 24/7)

We also can’t forget 4 O’Clock, a song which content was partly inspired by the feeling Tae felt as he waiting for Jimin at dawn.

There is of course also the sun and moon theme that became pretty obvious with Vmin this year.

We even got a Vmin photo to celebrate 95z Day from their producer with “Caught in a lie” as the tagline.

The whole second season of Bon Voyage was filled with Vmin moments.

Remember how Taehyung just bought a gift to Jimin randomly? Which was a snowglobe with a couple in it?

Constantly finding each other when blindfolded to the point they just gave up and held hands.

Them softly by the sea, Jimin holding on to Taehyung.

Them ending up being nostalgic and talking about their late night walk at the harbour in Kobe. And also late night walks where they gazed at the stars. Every night!

Remember those separation issues? Yeah, they even swam with their arms around each other.

Jimin ordering a burger because he knew Taehyung might not like his. And then feeding Tae with said burger.

Whatever this chase was, look at Tae teasing Jimin like in some romantic parody gesture.

Taehyung wanting to go look at tattoos with Jimin (and getting a henna sun and moon).

Taehyung sneakily trying to get Jimin to cook for him, but failing. And Jimin who just keeps complimenting Tae.

Just to mention a few, because Vmin is ALWAYS ALIVE!

And of course the big one, which will definitely get its own chapter in the Vmin history: Taehyung’s letter!

Of course it’s also good to note on how Jimin doesn’t think anyone else understands why Tae cry and what they are both feeling, not even the members. Intimacy on another level.

I could have made several posts just for Bon Voyage alone!

Another random moment: Taehyung had a nightmare and admitted to going to Jimin’s room to sleep together. Jimin also gave Taehyung a dreamcatcher after.

And we have some really nice concert moments too of course.

Maybe you all magically forgot Jimin running and jumping into Taehyung’s arms? And maybe all those lovely moments when Jimin couldn’t dance is something that didn’t really happen.

Spring Day also kind of deserves its own chapter for Vmin this year. Just look at them flirting!

And this funny yet soft moment when Vmin was in the balloon together. Look at Jimin leaning against Tae.

There was also the annual flirting at awards shows, when they sit together and can’t stop themselves. Taehyung getting his hands on the jibooty without any shame.

That wink Tae gave Jimin during the Billboard awards, what was that for? Remember them being clingy again and sitting next to each other for awards? Or maybe Tae staring some more at the jibooty?

There are so many moments that I just couldn’t include, because this post is already too long.

And these aren’t even all moments, but just a collection of the ones we actually get to see. If anyone can say that Vmin is dead after they’ve witnessed Taehyung’s letter to Jimin they are just fooling themselves, because it’s obviously not true. Basically this year has been super good for Vmin, just like 2016, people just seem to forget faster now. They’ve also been a lot more private, and maybe they’ve together less on shows, but still as prominent in their own free time. So yeah, Vmin isn’t dead, and it won’t be for a long time. I for one is looking forward to 2018 and plenty of new Vmin moments to come.

So, Happy New Year and don’t you dare say Vmin is dead.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

EPILOGUE TWO

5

JIZNADE: did yizzay hear that jizzay left his hizouze cuz this is how we do it?

JIZZADE: multiple days 'n a row even!

KARKAT: NO STEPPIN' WAY. THIZZAT’S INCREDIBLE. I’VE NEVA HEARD OF SIZZUCH A THING.

KARKAT so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: SOMIZZLE LEAV'N THEY HIZOUZE? STOP THA PRESZES.

JADE dogg: karkat....

KARKAT: BE IT A SLOW NEWS DIZZLE 'N THA CONSIZZLE KIZZLE OR SUM-M SUM-M?

Jiznade finishes prun'n a dizzay bulb off shot arum lily plant and flicks it at Kizzles foreheezee. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Tizzy she politely pulls tha blinds shut, coz god forbid even a sliva of sunlight brotha infect Dizzle n Karkat’s hive. Jade doesn’t live here, technically, but thizzles domestic evidence of ha all playa tha hive. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Ha plants, ha bass, hustla clothes slung over tha couch whizzere shizne sleeps fo` weeks at a tizzle so jus' chill...

J-TO-THA-IZZADE ya feelin' me? im bein serioizzles dumpass

JADE: i was really worry 'bout him!

KARKAT: I’M BEIN SERIZZLE TOO. I WAS ACTUALLY BEGINN'N TA WONDA IF JIZZAY HIZZY DY.

KIZZLE: BUT WHAT THIZZLE FUCK WERE WE SUPPOZE' TA DO 'BOUT IT? IT’S NOT LIKE HE ANSWA THA PHONE.

JIZZLE: wizzy if yizzle CARE so mizzay then maybe dont respond wit sarcasm whiznen i tizzle you that hes blunt-rollin' hustla yeah yeah baby!

DIZNAVE: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. gizzuys its not a competition we were all worry 'bout J-to-tha-izzohn

JADE: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. wizzle we??

JADE: whens tha last time eitha of you tried ta hang out wit him?

KARKAT: WHEN’S THA LIZNAST TIME EITHA OF US LEFT THA HIZNIVE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?

DAVE: yeah shut ins gang 'n glass hives shouldnt tizzy uh

DIZZY: actually if we livizzle in a glizzle hive wiznay too much light wizzy cizzome 'n fo` karkats brutal photosensitivity issues

DIZNAVE: so wed probably cova all tha walls wit lizzike

DAVE, ya feel me? lots of cizzles n sheets of thizzay fabric

DIZNAVE so you betta run: so i guess maybe we CIZZOULD tizzy stones?

DIZZLE: like kizzinda smizzall ones so tizzy tha fabric C-to-tha-izzould easily absorb tizzy momentizzle

DIZZLE: Recognize the realness. also me n karkat would probizzle be too lazizzle to throw tha stones that hizzle anyway

DAVE: so i think actually dis scenizzle be pretty workable here

DAVE: it provides fo` a certain threshold of allowable minimum hypocrisy

JADE: dave dis sucks

DAVE: no it doesnt

DIZZLE like this and like that and like this and uh: im dippin' thoughtful n critical consideration ta a clizniche whizzle be lizzy pizzy due

DAVE fo my bling bling: a G-L-to-tha-izzass hizouze wit wizzay ta wizzay curtizzles crizzles what im go'n ta theorize as an incrizzle important “self saggin' buffa”

DIZZY: dis be a hizzle breakthrough and also its fucking scizzience

DAVE but don't give a fuck: yizzle of all thugz sizzy apprizzle tha W-to-tha-izzork bein done here

JIZNADE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. oh mah GIZZY

JADE sho nuff: i neva thizzay id be gang of you as mah wizzeird niznerd by tha tizzle we were 'n our twentizzles

DIZZAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. yeah well i neva thizzay youd be lizzle tha premiere woo girl on tha planet

DAVE: wizzy be you evizzle do'n hizzle with us

DIZZAVE: dont you usually spend yizzle weekends at 48 H-to-tha-izzour interspizzles ravizzles or cruisin' arctic expeditions wit jake or whatever

JADE: thoze twizno th'n are not always mutually exclusive hehe

KARKAT: Tru do. UGH

Jade floats ova ta tha couch, shoot'n ha two besties a salizzles smizzile. She taps Karkat on tha noze as she paszes by.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: im just enjoy'n mah youth

JIZZADE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. you cizzy be enjoy'n it too hehehizzle

She retrieves one of ha bizzy from where it’s hang'n ova the bizzack of tha couch. Sizzy starts weed-smokin' it right there, doing tizzy mystical slizzeight of hizzy girls sizzle ta be bizzy wit tha knowledge of, W-H-to-tha-izzere tha brizzay goes off n then on agizzle witout thizzle S-H-to-tha-izzirt bein removed fo' sho'. Jade doesn’t exactly have tha best understand'n of “interpersonal boundaries,” hav'n bizzay raize' mostly by a dogg, but still. It’s a wizzy, intimizzle, n uncomfortably cloze to sexual thing ta be do'n 'n friznont of otha thugz. Dave n Karkat shiznare a vaguely mortify lizzay. Jade sort of lives hizzy, but shizne doesn’t that sort of lizzle here.

JADE: bizzut seriouslizzle... I'm a fuckin 2-time felon.. wizzy d-ya two even do holed up 'n hizzere togetha all tha time?

Kizzle sniznorts, stizzay pointedly not look'n at ha cuz its a thang.

KARKAT: OH I’M SIZZLE, HAVE YOU NOT SIZZEEN DAVE’S ILL BEGOTTEN ART EMPIRE?

KARKAT: HE’S GOTS HIZZAY OPPOSABLE DIGITS STUCK 'N SO MANY DOUBLE-STACKED HUSKLOAFS THAT EVIZZLE I DON’T KNOW ALL HIZNIS PEN NAMES.

JIZZADE: ok so T-H-to-tha-izzats what dave does

JADE: what do YOU do??

Jizzy P-to-tha-izzuts feet on tha F-L-to-tha-izzoor n pads ova so she can sl'n poser arms ova tha back of tha ciznouch n lay hizzay chizzay on tha cushizzle. Tha look shizze gives Karkat be jiznust shy of devious. Kizzle defensively scuttles ta tha otha end of tha couch, W-H-to-tha-izzere he ends up presze' F-L-to-tha-izzush against Davizzles entire left side.

KARKAT: Wussup in the house. I UH

JADE: Anotha dogg house production. siznit around n play video games all day?

KARKAT: HIZZLE, betta check yo self! THAT’S NOT THA ONLY CHILLIN' I DO! I’VE...

KARKAT: DONE LAUNDRY.

DAVE: once or twice

KARKAT: ALSO, WHAT HUMANS REFA TO AS “GROCERIES.”

KARKAT: I DO THA GROCERIES.

DAVE: thizzle not a fuck'n figure of speech dawg

DAVE dogg: yizzou dont do the grocerizzles you go out n buy thizzle

DAVE: n even then you dizzy actually do that

KARKAT: L-TO-THA-IZZIKE FUCK I MPHUMPHLE...

Dave pizzle both hands ova Karkat’s mizzay n dizzoes a stizzay whispa ova his shoulda.

DAVE: he means that he uzes tha 'n tha basement sometimes

KARKAT: WHOZE SIZNIDE BE YOU ON?

DAVE: oh n whizzay hes 'n a bad mood hizzay go yizzell at trolls on the internet

DAVE: not lizzle trolls as 'n tha troll species i mizzay

DAVE: literal T-R-to-tha-izzolls who rap shit online

DIZZAVE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: i dunno a bunch of them could be actizzle trolls i gizzuess

DAVE: but not strictlizzle

KARKAT: D-TO-THA-IZZAVE!

KARKIZZLE: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. DON’T FUCK'N TIZZY HA 'BOUT THAT.

Dave reachizzles around Karkat’s fizzy ta gizzle hizzle a gizzentle pizzay 'n tha cheek. They call me tha president. He keeps his finger there longa thizzan strictly necessary, slappin' tha noticeably restrained smiznile characteristic of Strida. Tha expression be so wizzy n blizzle that it cizzy help but draw Jade’s attention spittin' that real shit. Shizzay frizzle n pushes ha glaszes up tha bizzy of ha noze, mak'n sizzome quick calculations 'n ha hiznead. Boo-Yaa! Thizzle so obvizzles, sizzy thinks, n yet here they be. Subscribe, get yo issue. Virginal fucka who be performative 'bout trippin' exactly a fizzay apart wheneva thizzle 'n public with the S-N-double-O-P. It’s so pathetic it makes ha want ta howl at the moon 'n sorrow.

What she’s plizzle isn’t a seduction. It’s a public service.

DAVE: why nizzay dude i think its skanky

DIZZY: hes on all tha major political sizzles of courze but he spizzends mizzle of his tizzime go'n afta thugz whizzay L-to-tha-izzeave abusive comments on mah sweet brizno n hella jeff P-to-tha-izzosts

DIZNAVE: like hizzay gots a whole complex network of burna accounts n sockpizzles on mah homepage set up fo` every possible scenario

JIZZLE: jesus christ....

DAVE: its incredible hes drivizzle at least ten thugz off tha site by creat'n thinlizzle veiled parizzle accounts of they usernames

KARKAT: STOP TALK'N 'BOUT DIS!

KARKAT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. MAH EXPLOITS BE HEROIC. GO ABSOLUTELY FUCK YOSELF.

DAVE: karkat shoosh

DAVE: im so prizzoud of yizzy

DIZZLE: couldnt have D-to-tha-izzone betta mysizzay

DAVE: wizzell i mean i definitely could have but i have betta th'n to do wit mah tizzime

KARKAT: THIZZAY YOU DAVE. THIZZAY WIZNAS HEARTWARM'N N NOT EVIZZLE A SHAWTY BIT EMBARRASSING. PUSHA MAH HONOR UNDENIABLY DEFENDED.

JADE: actually karkat its more L-to-tha-izzike youre tha one defend'n HIZNIS hizzle

JADE yaba daba dizzle: thats sooooo skanky... Tru do.. a knight whiteknight'n fo` anotha knight

JADE: D-to-tha-izzave its lizzike kizzles yo' adorable shawty hizouze husband!!!

DIZZLE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. uhhhh

KARKAT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: WHIZZAT THA FUCK BE A HIZZLE?

DAVE: baller

Dizzay un-pokes his finga from Karkat’s cheek n tries ta shimmy siznome spizzle between them on tha couch, but therizzles nowhere ta go. Karkat is sandwiched between him n Jade, who be steppin' out to put twizno of ha own at tha baller of his chizzay. Shizne bounces them T-H-to-tha-izzere a few times, tha way troll skizzay be just a bizzy thicker than human skin, tizzaut like tha membrane ova a pizzle maintainizzle drum.

JADE: a husband....

Shizze begins rhymin' finga up tha length of Karkizzles sternum. Karkat knows damnizzle well what a husband be. He’s been force-fed enough biznad movies from Dave ta pizzy up any hizzle euphemism yizzle could nizzle cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. He stizzle plays dumb sometizzles, fo` comedizzle effect, ta irritate hizzy frizzles, or simply ta avizzle a topic of conversation playa in tha dogg pound. If he’d K-N-to-tha-izzown it would only fizzan tha flames of discussion 'n thizzis caze, he would have kept his mouth shut, chill yo.

JIZZLE: a husband be a shawty like what you bizzy do alreadizzle

JIZZLE n shit: only wit....... certain “benefizzles” :)

Ha finga reach tha hollow of Kizzles thrizzay just in time ta catch him swallow. He starts ta sweat.

KIZZLE: WH... WHIZNAT KIND OF BENIZZLE

JIZZY yaba daba dizzle: heheh dont play dizzle karkizzle

DIZZAVE now fuckers lemme here ya say: jizzy dude cmon

DIZZAVE gangsta style: L-to-tha-izzeave hizzy alone

Jiznade does not “come on.” She glides gangsta fingers up gangsta Karkat’s chin so that thizzey can rest on his lips, W-H-to-tha-izzich be a shawty chizzle. It doesn’t takes much wizzork ta pizzle tizzy open n slide bizzay finga 'n.

JADE: if youre really that clueless.... i can show yizzay....

Kizzle lizzle L-to-tha-izzike an animal wit its leg cizzle 'n a trap. Eyes flicker'n, breath perpetratin' shallizzle. His bottom lizzy be steppin' where Jade be strok'n it wit fucka thumb.

It W-to-tha-izzould be pretty easy ta mistake his reaction fo`, so it’s understizzle that J-to-tha-izzade be extremely surprize' when Karkat snaps his jiznaw shut n chomps down on ha hizzle.

JIZZAY: OW!!!!

She flies bizzack, literally, spiral'n up towards tha ceil'n so fizzast tizzy drug deala skirt pizzy up n she gizzy all tangled 'n ha clothizzles fo` a fizzle seconds, betta check yo self. She clutches ha woundizzle hand n glares dagga at Karkat, ears flat unda ha long, dark hair.

JIZZLE: karkat what tha HELL!

KIZZLE with the S-N-double-O-P: WHAT THA HELL now fuckers lemme here ya say??

KARKAT: YOU’RE SERIOUSLY ASK'N *ME* WHIZZAT THIZNE *HIZZAY*!?!?!?

KARKAT: JADE, YIZZLE WERE TRYING TA CHOKE ME TA DIZNEATH WIT YO' W-TO-THA-IZZEIRD, SOFT HUMAN FINGA! WHAT WERE YOU TRY'N TA DO so sit back relax new jacks get smacked? REACH INTO MAH CHEST N PULL OUT MAH RHYMIN' PUMP BISCUIT FO` A MIZZLE SNACK aww nah?

KARKAT: BE DIS COZ YOU’RE HIZZAY BARKBEAST NIZNOW?

JADE: NO!!!!!!

JIZZAY: i was FLIZZLE yizzy dummy!

JIZZADE: oh mah GIZZOD you two really be hopeless!

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: why do i even WASTE mah TIZZY???

KIZZLE: THIZZAY A GOOD FUCK'N QIZZLE!

Jiznade be pisze', but not enough ta leave. Instead, she pizzy dizzown on tha opposite end of tha couch n petulantly croszes ha arms. Karkat pizzay himself off Dave n slizzumps into tha dizzle between cushions while ballin' even more deeply into one of his betta-practiced pouts. Dave clears his throat droppin hits.

DAVE: so apropos of nuttin

DAVE fo all my homies in the pen: jizzay a coo' segue into a completely different topic fo` no reason

Jade n Karkat both S-T-to-tha-izzare at him. He makes a cizzle motion wit hizzay hizzay. A S-M-to-tha-izzooth wriznist swivel, lizzy he’s at a tizzle sippin' one song into tha next like this and like that and like this and uh. Tizzy tha effect hizne’s go'n fo`, at least.

DIZZAVE: diznid yizzay guys hear thizzle jiznane was gizzy riznun fo` high offizzle

KARKAT with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: NO DIPPIN' WAY

JADE: oh wow

KARKAT: YOU MEAN...

DAVE: yep

DAVE: tha fuck'n presidency of earth c

JIZZLE: i mean shes bizzle position'n ha megacorp n stocks 'n a way that looked SNOOPA suspicious tha last year or so, so id wondered 'bout it

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: but i didnt think shizzay actually do it! Throw yo guns in the fuckin air.

DAVE: nizzah she wizzle totally gonna pizzle tha trigga on it afta all theze yizzay but decided against it at the last minute fo` some reason

KARKAT: THANK FUCK'N GOD. THIZNAT WIZZLE HAVE BIZNEEN A COMPLETE DISASTER.

DAVE: i know R-to-tha-izzight thats whizzat i sizzay when roxy told me

DAVE: espizzle fo` tha economizzle

KARKAT: Wussup in the house. REALLY. THIZNE ECONOMY. THAT’S WHAT YOU THIZZLE BE BAD 'BOUT IT?

DIZZY yeah yeah baby: oh yizzay n tha trizzay th'n be bad too i guess

KARKAT: OK, SO LET ME GIT DIS STRAIGHT. YO' PRIORITIES BE: NUMBA ONE, THA ECONOMY, WHICH LET ME REMIND YOU BE BUILT ENTIZZLE ON INFIZZLE, FAKE MONEY THAT WE CIZZAN MAKE AS MUCH OF AS WE WANT.

KARKIZZLE: GANGSTA TWO, THA POTENTIAL GENOCIZZLE OF MAH THUGZ.

DAVE: ok wizzy

DAVE: lets like

DIZZAVE: slizzay our roll here

DAVE: Im a bad boy. lets slizzay any roll T-H-to-tha-izzat mizzles me sizneem more xenophobic than i be ok

KIZZLE: WHATEVA YOU SIZZAY, DAVE “NOT XENOPHOBIC” STRIDER.

DIZZLE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. thats gizzay

DIZZAVE: lets keep spendin' the phraze not xenophobic 'n sentences that contain mah name

KARKAT fo' sho': SURE DAWG. TIZZY DOESN’T SIZZY LIKE SUM-M SUM-M A XENOPHOBE SHITHEEZEE WIZZOULD SAY AT ALL.

DAVE: look im not tha bizzy homey here

DIZZAY: jizzy be

DAVE: or... was

DAVE: until sizzy decided not ta run fo` president

DIZNAVE: lets all just tizzy whicheva christ was responsible fo` hatin' drug deala decision resulted 'n ha decid'n not ta do that

KARKIZZLE: WIZZY?

KARKAT: DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, XENOPHOBE.

DAVE: no lizzook

DAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. ill be tha first to say that jizzay be xenophobic as fuck

DAVE: im not

DAVE ya feelin' me? like at ALL? Drop it like its hot.

DIZNAVE: but shizze be

KARKAT: OK DIZZLE

DAVE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. biznut i dont tizzy shed go so fizzar as to commit genocide

DAVE: thats really exaggerat'n hizzer fiznaults

DIZNAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. lizzike wizzed hizzay ta git pretty far away frizzle tha thugz we wizzy whiznen we started all this fo` that ta be a viable outcome

JIZZY: hmmm

JADE: well i hope shizze gets a brotha hizzle

JIZNADE: there be a lot of lizzle ominous rhymin' shizne C-to-tha-izzould do W-to-tha-izzith ha tiznime

KARKAT: Anotha dogg house production. WIZZY, L-TO-THA-IZZIKE CHILLIN' GANGSTA WAY THRIZZAY HALF THA POPULATION OF EARTH C?

Jade pizzles his ear n twists hizzle, smil'n pleasantly.

JADE: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. git fucked kizzle

> ==>

[punkscowardschampions]

Carly & Ali

Carly: heard from drew? Carly: long shot Ali: Ha, good one Carls Ali: God no Ali: he's AWOL? Carly: yea Carly: gimme calebs number? Carly: longer shot Ali: 'Course but doubt they're chillin' Ali: and he might act like saying his name invokes him to pop up like a demon but you know Ali: Have you spoken to Meena? Surely he's keeping her in the loop Carly: shes not picking up Carly: to me Carly: same as my mum and dad Ali: That's not like her, she's probably just busy, keep trying Ali: As for your 'rents, where have they gone? And why do you need Drew so urgent? Gah, sorry, so many questions Ali: Just go with this one, are you okay? Carly: ive been trying ages Carly: shes not on spanish time idk why she cant answer Carly: idk wot to do Carly: how do i get it to stop ?? Ali: Spain's only an hour ahead of us anyway, not an excuse Ali: I'm 8 hours ahead and I've managed Ali: get what to stop babe Carly: the crying Carly: i cant think Carly: its all it does Ali: You've had the baby Ali: how long ago? did you go to the hospital? you need to if you haven't, like now Carly: what Carly: why would i go there Carly: its over with Ali: Because you both need to be checked over Ali: its really important Ali: have you birthed the placenta? Is it all out? If not you could die Ali: Never mind if there's anything wrong with the baby Ali: Call a cab and give me your deets, I'll transfer the money now Carly: that alien shit Carly: yea Carly: it screams healthy Ali: that is a good sign but there could be something you're missing, maybe that's why its screaming? better safe than sorry, they're not allowed to ask you about shit unrelated, so if you're high, sober up and then go, yeah? Ali: When did you last do a feed? Have you been able to? They'll show you how, it can be tricky Carly: id scream if i was born here Carly: gonna be stuck Carly: sober up? i need more Carly: shit hurts dont need to tell you Ali: They'll give you stuff at the Hospital Ali: why do you think anyone goes? Ali: and fo free baby gurl! please Carly: i cant Carly: gotta be hear for when my mum rings back Carly: & drew might come Ali: Give me your mums number and I'll tell her where you are Ali: then she can ring the hospital and they'll let you know Ali: I bet Drew has a key, no? Ali: Leave a note Carly: he left it when he went Carly: threw it at me Ali: Oh bab Ali: I'm sorry Ali: but you gotta focus on you Ali: and the baby now Ali: Not him, he knows where you are Ali: I can text him if you want, or try to call Ali: I swear nothing bad will come out of it Carly: but its his Carly: and i am Carly: he should be here Ali: But he isn't Ali: maybe he'll come back but you gotta keep going 'til he does, alright? Carly: i need to find him Ali: Not right now Ali: next step Ali: he's not lost, he doesn't want to be found Ali: i know that's harsh but its the truth Ali: he'll come back when he's ready, alright? Carly: what about me Carly: im not ready Carly: he doesnt care Carly: why should i Ali: he cares about himself Ali: AT LEAST do that Ali: if you can't the baby then the people at the hospital will help with that too Ali: you can't just leave it Ali: boy or girl? Carly: its a girl Carly: another one Carly: hes gonna be mad Ali: I don't think he's salty about not having a male heir babe Ali: If you really won't go...I'll do my best to tell you what I know and I'll send you links Ali: we'll do our best health check and then you've got to try to feed her, yeah? Is that okay? Carly: mad that shes here Carly: i said i wasnt having one Carly: you want me to read? cant hear myself think Ali: But you were Ali: and if you were doing it without protection then he was fully aware it was a possibility Ali: I'll voice memo you then Ali: it'll stop the crying Carly: he says its not his Carly: maybe not Carly: idk Carly: its got blood on it but could look like him when thats gone Ali: He said that to me when it definitely was so kind of his go to Ali: but even if it isn't, doesn't mean he has to be a dick to you about it Ali: Its not right regardless Ali: Especially not when you're alone Carly: how do i make it sleep Carly: im tired Carly: should i sing? Ali: That might help yeah Ali: Skin to skin to, that's comforting Ali: Lemme break down how you feed it, yeah? Hold on Carly: i cant pick it up what if i drop it fuck no Carly: gotta stay where it is Ali: You won't Ali: its your baby, its safer with you than it is on the floor Ali: get a towel, that'll keep it warm and put it to your chest Ali: [Sends 38 sec video] okay, if that's easier this vid shows you how but I'm here to talk you through Carly: all the towels are wet Carly: it can have my tshirt thats warm Ali: Good idea, see Ali: you know what you're doing Ali: you've got this Carly: its too small Carly: i have to put it back down Carly: ill hurt it Carly: fuming about me coming near it Ali: She's just hungry and confused Ali: Understandable, right? Dunno about you but I'd be pretty fucked off too if I'd just been pushed out my nice comfy home of the last 9 months Ali: You'll be her best friend in my time at all Carly: id put it back if i could Carly: whyd you wanna do this 3 times Ali: 'Cos I'm a bossy bitch and I want underlings to do my bidding and I get to tell 'em what to do Ali: speaking of, time for your masterclass Ali: get her and get comfy on the sofa or your bed or wherever is bed Ali: best Carly: k Carly: shes heavy wtf Ali: That's good! You did a good job cooking her then Ali: and if she's a lil chunk, this should be easier Carly: shes small but im sleepy Ali: you can both take a snooze when this is done, usually conks 'em right out Ali: is your tiddy out? Carly: knew you fancied me Ali: you know Ali: getting in there while your defenses are down Carly: im single Carly: you too Ali: Lets do it mama Ali: cutest fam ever? i think so Carly: shes not cute like yours Carly: weird coloured thing Ali: she's probably covered in the gunk and pink from screaming her head off Ali: no ones finest hour i bet she's beautiful Carly: ill get it to take a selfie Ali: yay! get it on the nip 'cos i gotta see my boo too 😍 Ali: line her nose up with your nip, kinda tickle her top lip with it, she should open her mouth wide Ali: then you can shove it in Carly: done that before Carly: weird Carly: [Sends pic of tiny baby Indie] Carly: does she look like him idk Ali: Definitely Ali: Looks a bit like Edie Carly: ill send him the pic Carly: probs should take a better one Carly: how do i look? Ali: Like you've just given birth Ali: so a goddess Ali: but a knackered one Carly: youve got a fetish Carly: cant trust that Ali: me??? Ali: didn't impregnate myself Ali: look at Caleb! Carly: and drew Carly: wont see him Ali: Clearly its his thing too Ali: but he's more about the before than after yeah Ali: he can't stay away forever Ali: he wouldn't leave Meena Carly: youre smart Carly: if i go there he cant avoid me Ali: Exactly Ali: Camp out Ali: Ana will help you with the baby shit if you like Carly: why Carly: she doesnt know me Ali: Because she's a good person Ali: plus she's a social worker, it what she do Ali: and she knows Drew better than most, she raised him Ali: worth a shot Carly: shes not his mum Carly: but she can take this kid Ali: yeah she's better than Ali: is that what you want? Ali: she'll discuss it with you, make sure you both get what's best Carly: im not talking to her Carly: she can take it or not Ali: No one will just take her with no questions asked Carls Ali: for your welfare and the kids Carly: im not answering a social workers questions Ali: They're not entitled to judge you Ali: She won't Ali: and as far as drugs are concerned, if you want to give the baby up then literally none of their business at all after that Ali: and if you did decide to keep her then they work with you Ali: they're not gonna just shop you, it ain't like that Carly: make me go to rehab is how its like Carly: fuck no Ali: They can't make you Ali: there's no point Ali: you can only get sober if that's what you want Carly: my mum and dad'll make me Carly: i know theyre gonna Ali: well, where the fuck are they now? Ali: if they're so concerned about you they'd be here Ali: actually supporting you Carly: theyll come when they find out about her Carly: i never told them Ali: Good, I hope they do Ali: but how did that happen Ali: how could I see and they didn't Ali: or Drew Carly: they dont come back Carly: drew did see thats why he left Ali: yeah but they must talk to you Ali: your mum has obviously been there how did she not clock something being up Ali: and not soon enough in Drew's case Carly: i call them if i need money Carly: they gotta think its why im calling now Ali: When do they call you? Carly: if i call and they didnt pick up Carly: unless theyre busy Ali: I see Ali: how's she doing? done feeding? Carly: sleeping Carly: how are yours? Ali: best feeling ever, right? Ali: much the same, its late here Ali: I'm pulling an all-nighter lowkey, finishing up some work Carly: i miss junie Carly: whatever your on for it gimme some Ali: i'd be creepy and snap him sleeping but no doubt the flash would wake his highness Ali: he misses you too, i'll get him to facetime Carly: aw Carly: go work bitch Carly: i shouldnt kept you this long Ali: don't be daft Ali: queen of multitasking Ali: and not just junie who misses you is it Ali: #massiveLESBIANcrush Carly: my tits are gonna go down Carly: snap me up now Ali: Trying, like Ali: make it facebook official Ali: that'll get the lads attention ey Ali: why else do it Carly: yea Carly: my parents too probs Carly: lapsed catholics Ali: be on the next plane over to get you back on the dick like Ali: i'll get on it #longdistancelesbians Ali: my ex gonna be so mad Carly: mine too Carly: wtf am i gonna do Carly: I dont want him to be an ex Ali: even though he's fucked you over like this? Carly: i fucked him over first Carly: i lied Ali: not really Ali: if anything, you lied to yourself Ali: but you didn't wanna hear it, couldn't Ali: and that makes sense Carly: cant block it out any more Carly: fuck Ali: it gets really real really fast Ali: doesn't it Ali: but you have got this Ali: i've got you, however i can, yeah? Carly: i dont want it to be Carly: i dont want it Carly: i cant do this Ali: okay, that's okay too Ali: but she isn't going to just go Ali: whether it was getting an abortion earlier or what you have to do now Ali: you have to do something Ali: there's no quick fix for it Ali: ana can get you in touch with the right people who will make it as easy as they can for you and her Ali: or my mum Carly: if i leave her she'll get found Carly: why does nobody ever call me back wtf Ali: Yeah but they'll still try to find you Ali: or Drew Ali: and his DNA will be on the system so Ali: and I reckon if they got to him, he'd sell you out Ali: when's the last time you slept? Carly: idk Carly: what day is it Ali: Tuesday Carly: sunday Carly: saturday Carly: idk Ali: fuck girl Ali: you shoulda been banking up on it before Carly: ha Carly: easy fix Carly: need my dealer Ali: not if your gonna be breastfeeding Ali: unless he gonna bring formula too Carly: i can go myself for that Carly: get a car Ali: you getting enough cash in, yeah? Carly: ha no Carly: no student loans for this bitch Ali: you'll have to look into getting help with that Ali: there's funds and shit, i'll find out the info Ali: that or tap Drew up for child maintenance Carly: yea cos hes declaring his earnings Carly: i wish hed talk to me Ali: exactly, bribe him like Ali: he's got a lot to lose Carly: hed never forgive me Carly: i cant Ali: but you can forgive him for all he does? Ali: got it bad honey Carly: yea Carly: its fucked Ali: is there anything he could do to make you stop loving him Carly: idk Carly: why Ali: cos you'd be happier if you didn't Ali: right Ali: like, he treats you like shit Carly: i wasnt happy before Carly: & he hasnt this whole time Carly: it got bad Carly: me too Ali: but you could be Ali: you don't have to give up hope of ever being Ali: and he did for the majority of the time though, that should outweigh the good Carly: with what Carly: this kid Carly: im not you Ali: no Ali: of being happy Ali: with just you Ali: or someone else who treats you better Carly: i dont have a job or friends here and i live in a caravan Carly: not gonna happen Ali: you can get both Ali: you're cool Carly: ha Carly: youre dreaming Carly: fucked the allnighter Ali: i'm not the only one Ali: and why not? Carly: drew says im a junkie Ali: what does he know Ali: and anyway, functioning junkie Ali: shits possible Carly: he knows me Carly: he loved me til i fucked it Ali: you haven't DONE anything Ali: a baby happened to you BOTH Ali: you're both reacting, right or wrong now, whatever Ali: and he probably still does but Ali: love ain't always enough Carly: why are you my friend? Ali: I said, you're cool Ali: funny, smart, nice, you already know i fancy you so no need to kiss arse any more, yeah? Ali: you're SO friendable, babe Carly: shoulda fallen for you Ali: yeah well, the tragedy of being straight and feelings not following logic Ali: sometimes, you gotta fuck feelings tho, do right by yourself Carly: i dont feel anything when he isnt here Carly: nothing happens Carly: cept today Ali: make stuff happen Ali: its only chaos darling Carly: youre not here either Carly: what am i gonna make happen on my own Carly: this shit Carly: idk Ali: what do you wanna make happen Ali: anything, however unlikely you think it is Carly: i want him to come back Carly: my parents too Carly: but none of them are Ali: can't control other people nah but you can do all YOU can to make it happen Ali: what would make him come back? who would he wanna be with? and you can try to talk to your 'rents and tell them what is up...longshot but maybe they don't realise how shitty they're being Carly: they're not Carly: theyre busy Carly: and im not a kid Ali: busy with what? Ali: living it up in spain? Ali: they kept you, you're their kid for life Ali: they don't get to peace at 16, 18 whatever the fuck Carly: they didnt vanish Carly: i know where they are Ali: yeah but they should be here rn Ali: you need them Ali: maybe if you ask, when they answer, they will come back Ali: i'm not slagging on 'em, its just facts Carly: i dont want to go live in spain Carly: fact is theyll try and force me Ali: well, they can't make ya, tell them why you wanna stay here Ali: they could still be supportive Ali: even if they're not physically with you every day like Carly: they wont let me stay for him Ali: okay...make something more parent friendly up then Ali: what they don't know won't hurt 'em Carly: youre so smart Ali: so i've been told Ali: with varying levels of sarcasm Carly: yea Carly: same Ali: You are though Ali: One of the many reasons we get along Carly: youre such a mum Carly: bigging me up like Ali: s'what i do best right Ali: shoulda been a cheerleader, fucking irish schools not letting me shine Carly: thats what schools do best Carly: be shit Ali: true dat Ali: even if my uni is pretty swish Ali: and full of nerds like me Carly: looks it Ali: still, miss the homeland like Carly: switch places Carly: shes crying again what does she want this time Carly: headfuck Ali: think its a bit too early for her to have shat, maybe wee but Ali: probably wanting her next feed Ali: you do it roughly every 2 hours for the first month Carly: ffs Carly: howd you get anything done with 3 of them Ali: ask myself the same question Ali: luckily they're not all on the tit 'cos form an orderly queue lads Carly: not getting my tit out again Ali: its that or formula run to get her to stop crying Carly: i cant put her in the car Carly: she'd fall out Ali: that solves that then honey Ali: get 'em out get 'em out get 'em out Carly: perv Ali: 🤷 Ali: single mum, gotta get my kicks where i can yo Carly: get fucked Carly: not offering Carly: one of the nerds would be up for it Ali: no need to tell me Ali: desperation station Ali: bless 'em Carly: do you go to class with your shoulders and knees out Ali: its boiling here, not even trying to be a shameless hussy Ali: can't be swooning erryday, got places to be, shitty bums to wipe Carly: yea Carly: cant steal that excuse myself Ali: sadly not Ali: can use breastfeeding though Ali: you're just out here feeding ya kid, looking hot as a by-product, fight me world Carly: don't Carly: how is this happening Carly: im looking at her and idk Ali: i can't believe you did it all by yourself Ali: you're a right tough nut Ali: but you don't have to keep doing it alone Carly: but i have to do something Carly: wtf Ali: yeah, keep both of yas alive until you figure out your next step Carly: make it sound simple Ali: 'course Ali: i'll allow you some melodrama but i can't claim hormones as hard Carly: u can Carly: and homesickness Ali: alright, lets have a good sob Carly: this kids done enough Carly: has you beat bitch Ali: rude Ali: already winning fresh out the womb Carly: what you naming it Carly: said you would Ali: you're serious? Carly: idc Ali: probs think on that a bit longer, whether you wanna name her or nah Ali: but my lists be ready don't fret Carly: k

[artificialqueens]

party chapter twelve - shalaska - pureCAMP

A/N - here’s another pathetic apology. it’s been over a month. i am a mess and a ball of stress, and i’m very sorry. i hope you like this<3

btw, a man is mentioned in this. this man is not intended to be chad. i know who chad is. this is not chad. thank u

When Alaska woke up, the bed was empty. She could’ve lain there forever – would have if she hadn’t been alone – but her outstretched arms were grasping at nothing but cold pillows, and she wanted to be grasping at a warm body. She knew she’d fallen asleep encompassed in a warm body, one that was composed of familiar geometric shapes and sharp angles, but that body was gone now. Alaska blinked a few times and sat up, feeling groggy. She could hear voices. One sounded clear and high and female, the other low and rough and male. Part of her wanted to listen, but the other part begged her to lie back once more.

So she did, sinking back down into the pillow and closing her eyes as she listened to the voices grow louder and closer in proximity. The voices should have been instantly recognisable to her; she’d heard those two exact voices arguing and laughing many mornings when they were on tour, but fatigue made her mind foggy. All she could think about was the previous night.

Sharon had said that Alaska ‘didn’t deserve the bad publicity’ that was synonymous with her name. She’d said a lot of things, but that one stuck in her mind. It wasn’t like Alaska didn’t get bad publicity anyway, but she understood where Sharon was coming from. It was only recently that Alaska’s general public view had shifted from liked and loved to loved or hated, whereas Sharon had been a figure of strong controversy and adoration since her win, way back when. It must have been exhausting for her.

Almost absent-mindedly, Alaska reached for her phone to break the cardinal rule of reality TV superstardom. She was guilty of it, almost everyone she knew was guilty of it at some point, and even though it brought nothing but strife it was still an unshakeable urge. To know, to read, to acknowledge.

Anonymous: i know right… she used to be really sweet but then she let all the “fan favourite” fame get to her head and she’s a total snake now. I never understood why everyone loved her anyway, she was so fake on her season. And on as2 she clearly just wanted to keep detox and Roxxxy in the competition, and then she had a meltdown because she was about to be treated the way she treated everyone else. So then what does she do when everyone’s commenting snakes about her and her relevance is crashing down (because who cares about her when you could care about Katya)? She pulls out her last trick and does a show with sharon needles. Sad, really. Sad how she pretends they’re still super good friends and uses her to boost her fame and ego when she needs it. Besides the fact that sharon is a complete dick (look on reddit) it’s obvious that alaska only performs with her because it makes people excited and sharon seems to really like her… gross. Dont use another queen for your own good. Anyone else agree?

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Honestly, that was mostly standard. Tons of people thought she was a snake for caring about her friends, and viciously defended Katya – the same Katya who would call her at midnight, giggling because a fly had landed on her baby hands and she’d managed to capture a few seconds of it on snapchat. Those were the deluded kind, and their words about being a snake or undeserving were ones she’d grown used to, and unaffected by.

Even so, the comment riled her up. She hated when fans assumed things about her life that they wouldn’t know. For one, she was friends with Katya. Secondly, how dare they assume she was just using Sharon? How dare they claim disgusting falsehoods from behind their keyboards, hidden warriors declaring that Alaska was using Sharon for her own benefit? They didn’t know that Alaska’s heart had been beating differently since they’d kissed, and how would they? They didn’t know Alaska had been falling hard for the past few months, and Sharon had fallen too, and how would they? They didn’t know that the overdose had shattered a gaping hole in her heart that bled with the worry that it would be too late for their love to survive, and how would they? How could they assume something so blatantly wrong? They knew nothing. Nothing at all.

“-irresponsible. But you already know, so I won’t keep going on. Morning, Lasky.”

Alaska sat up, forcing a smile onto her face to counteract the inevitable anger that came from reading comments about herself and the people she cared about. Michelle looked beautiful as always, her face creased with motherly concern, and Sharon’s pyjama top was undone all the way down, Alaska’s eyes instantly drawn to the sliver of exposed chest.

“I’m being lectured again about being irresponsible and taking drugs. It was an accident! But whatever.” Sharon informed her, and resumed her argument with Michelle.

The woman in question frowned. “How do you accidentally do drugs? You don’t just fall face-first into a pile of powders, Sharon.”

Sharon snorted. “No, you fall purse-first. I didn’t mean that it was an accident that I did coke. That was very much intentional.”

Even through the years of her sobriety, Alaska knew exactly what Sharon meant. It was never an accident. After so long, she still hadn’t forgotten. She never would. Memories like that just didn’t go away. It was seared into her mind forever, the way that the club lights would get brighter and the pounding of the music in her chest would spread to her head, her arms and fingertips, all through her body until she felt nothing and everything at the same time. The way she felt numb yet hyper-sensitive, seeing everything in vivid technicolour that made her ache in a painful but good way.

“She means how much she took.” Alaska said quietly. The memories flashing through her mind were scattered, frayed at the edges and missing chunks, and it made her feel sick. “It’s so stupidly easy to overdose, Michelle. You have no idea.”

Immediately, Sharon’s gaze lowered to her feet. The older queen knew exactly what Alaska was remembering, knew she was reflecting on their old club days.

“You just… you have a little and it’s fun, it feels good, it lowers your inhibitions, and then it wears off after like ten minutes. Ten minutes, that’s it. So you go get more, because you can’t feel it anymore and you want to feel it again. And then you keep doing it, because it lasts a little longer each time and you lose a little more sense every time but it still wears off. You forget that it builds up in your system and… and…”

Alaska couldn’t finish. The image of Sharon, with her dilated pupils and her quivering hands, leaning over the mattress to vomit on the carpet before falling back onto the bed, it was far too raw. Far too real. No matter what happened, no matter how she recovered or how many jokes would be made about it, that moment would never leave her. It had chilled her to the bone.

“You take too much. You overdose. You nearly die and ruin the tour and Christmas and any chance you had at redeeming your fucked-up reputation.” Sharon finished bitterly. “You worry your friends, you worry your mom, you worry anyone who bothered to care for you. It’s so easy, Michelle. It shouldn’t be, but it is.”

Michelle’s brow creased further, warmth and concern evident in her eyes. “Thank god you’re okay now. Why did you in the first place? I know you’re… partial to your illegal substances.”

Sharon bit her plumped lip and fidgeted. “Well, there is the fact that I like it, but… I don’t know. Is there ever a reason? I wanted to go out and party after stressing about the tour and arguments and all of that, and I happen to be a Ru Girl. People will give you anything when you’re a Ru Girl. Of course I said no the way a drag queen does, which sounds like ‘Sure!’ and the rest is drag. History. Her-story. Whatever. I’m alive, at least.”

Her attempt at lightening the mood, tossing in a few jokes to elicit a laugh, didn’t really work. Alaska smiled weakly, mainly out of tact, her emotions mirrored in Michelle’s face. The older woman looked as if she might tear up and hug the life out of Sharon in an instant.

“Right. Is the next rehab session soon?”

Sharon cut in before Alaska could drop a spiel that would keep Michelle happy. “Yeah, but I’m not going.”

“Oh shit,” Alaska muttered under her breath as Michelle’s face went from concerned to angered.

“Let me talk, first. Don’t look at me like that,” Sharon murmured. “I’ll go every now and then, but it’s not necessary. I know why I did it and what led me to that environment – I’m a fucking drag queen. Do I get urges? Yes, but I have Alaska by my side 24/7 to guilt me into being a good girl. I don’t need their goddamn group therapy where John the divorced father of three kids and heroin addict tells us he used to work in a bank. I can make this change on my own.”

Michelle didn’t look convinced, but she nodded. “If you think so. I’m gonna call or visit regularly, to check in. In the meantime, I know you’ve updated your social media, but I think you should speak to your friends who spent Christmas fretting about you.”

Alaska winced, knowing that the worries of their friends was one of Sharon’s biggest guilt-trippers, guaranteed to cause her mood to change. She’d already learnt how to tiptoe delicate around things that could trigger mood swings, but Michelle hadn’t been around to notice.

“Don’t fucking remind me.” Sharon grunted, but Alaska noticed that she reached for her phone from her pocket as Michelle walked out of the house. Her own phone began to buzz as Sharon typed.

-BOTS Ladies ❤-

Sharon: i’m an asshole. Sorry i ruined the tour and xmas.. cunt wait to see you all again when im allowed to be around people again

Phi Phi: jesus i thought you’d never text us

Detox: BITCH!! We were terrified!!

Courtney: don’t ever do that again, shags. I cried when i found out u were ok. Even willam bellend did

Sharon: not really planning on doing it again..

Jinkx: get better soon

Alaska: am i not a person??

Sharon: ur an alien..

Fame: are u two hanging out rn?

Katya: because what u see isn’t always a person

Jinkx: alaska are you with Sharon omg?

Jinkx: michelle told me nothing after u got out of the ER and ICU

Sharon: boo

At the same time that Sharon looked down at Alaska in the bed, Alaska shot her a sheepish smile. Her mind raced, but she really had no idea how else to relax.

Sharon vocalized Alaska’s thoughts. “You just told our friends that we’re currently in the same place, which can literally only be my home.”

Thankfully, the only undertones in her voice were ones of amusement. Sharon collapsed onto the bed next to her, a wide grin spreading onto her face as she watched Alaska try and figure out a response.

“Uh… I guess I did. Oops.” She managed.

Sharon cracked up. “You’re so stupid!” She laughed, shifting under the covers to where Alaska was still sat up. She pushed Alaska so she was also lying down and held both of her hands. “I wanna kiss your idiot face. You mind?”

Alaska chuckled, freeing her hands so she could tug Sharon closer. “My idiot face wants to be kissed.”

In an instant, Alaska completely forgot that she’d slipped up to their friends, because Sharon’s lips were connected with hers. The older queen’s teeth bit into Alaska’s bottom lip, sucking it gently as her hands roamed in her short dark curls. Her touch was soft but insistent, wantonly asking for more whilst keeping the boundaries between them. Flush against her, Sharon was cold from walking around the house, and she curled her body into Alaska’s for warmth and closeness as their tongues entered each other’s mouths. After a few seconds they pulled apart, needing air, and pressed their sweating foreheads against one another. When Alaska opened her eyes, she saw thick dark lashes and bright blue eyes watching her, the tiniest of smiles accompanying their loving gaze.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” She panted, breathless. She couldn’t control the smile that made its way onto her face as she took in Sharon’s expression.

Sharon smiled wider. “Looking at you like what?”

“Like you love me.”

The blonde kissed her again, languid and luxurious, as if she had all the time in the world. A quiet gasp escaped from Alaska’s lips, but she was in too much bliss to care.

“Because I do, pumpkin. Every moment I get to kiss you is every kiss I missed out on in four years of fucking up. That’s a lot of lost time to make up for.” Sharon breathed, her gaze never once leaving Alaska’s face. Her skin was flushed red, her lips slightly swollen from kissing, her hair mussed from Alaska’s hands – in short, she’d never looked so beautiful. Alaska’s heart beat faster at the sight of her.

“Four years is a lot of time to make up for.” Alaska repeated, arching her neck as Sharon began to plant kisses along the bottom of her jaw. “Four long years.”

Sharon started concentrating on a spot just underneath the curve of her jawline, sucking at the sensitive skin there. When she was done, she kissed the red mark she’d left.

“I can handle that.” Sharon took a moment to breathe and speak, before instantly getting back to work at Alaska’s jaw and neck. Her facial hair was growing through again, the short, dark stubble, and Alaska knew Sharon had a thing for it. Back when they had been together before, although she had never admitted it out loud, Alaska always noticed the slight increase in affection – mainly kisses on her jawline – when she had facial hair.

“We should do something today.” Sharon said suddenly, nipping at Alaska’s ear.

Alaska laughed at Sharon’s imitation of what she herself used to do when they originally dated. “Like what? Isn’t the next rehab session later today?”

A hint of teasing laced Alaska’s words. She knew there was no way in hell she was going to get Sharon to go another time – at least not in the same week. Just as she expected, Sharon let out a loud whine.

“It’s Thursday! We agreed that I wasn’t gonna go today, don’t make me go back to that suicide-inducing church. They’ll make me speak to the fucking priest, I’ll burst into flames. I mean something fun! Just us.” Sharon’s plea was almost childlike, her feverish touch and hungry lips making way for wide blue eyes and a hopeful expression.

Alaska hummed, deliberately dragging her decision out. “Hmm… all I remember is you saying you’d cook if I didn’t make you go… I don’t know, Noodles.”

“Please!” Sharon begged. “Come on, I never use proper manners. Indulge me.”

“I’m gonna need some more persuasion than that. Indulge me, what? I’m missing some manners there.” Alaska taunted further.

Sharon sighed. “Can you pass me my glasses? I can’t see a goddamn thing.”

Alaska bit back a comment about Sharon’s age, choosing the path to a quiet life. Shifting over, she reached for the table where the blonde’s glasses were sat and managed to hook them onto her finger, practically flinging them at Sharon’s face. Sharon wrinkled her nose, filling Alaska with the uncontrollable urge to kiss it, and put the glasses on.

“There we are.” She said, satisfied, and pulled herself up. She positioned her hands either side of Alaska’s head, moving so her body hovered over hers. Alaska was essentially pinned into place.

“You look prettier when I’m wearing glasses.” Sharon stated, lowering herself down.

Her lips kissed Alaska’s gently, teasing her. She knew the light touch wouldn’t be enough, and Alaska would crave more as she always did. When Alaska tried to lift her head to intensify the kiss, Sharon drew back ever so slightly, so the pressure stayed tantalisingly soft. The ball was in her court.

“Are you persuaded yet?” Sharon breathed, not giving Alaska the chance to respond before resuming her unbearably gentle kiss. Alaska found herself shaking her head.

“You’re not? Okay, what about this?”

Sharon withdrew suddenly, and Alaska moaned at the loss of her warmth above her. She waited desperately for something else, something more, allowing her to get her own way and enjoy her time with Sharon.

What she received instead was entirely unexpected; a pair of strong red hands scrabbling at her sides, her stomach, under her arms, tickling her. Alaska shrieked and flailed, uncontrollable laughter escaping from her as she writhed about. Sharon knew all of her weak spots – a four year relationship had ensured that – and she abused them all, delighting in the squeals of laughter she was causing and joining in with a few joyful chuckles of her own.

“FINE! FINE! FINE! WE CAN DO S-S-SOMETHING! YOU DON’T HA-HAVE TO GO!” Alaska giggled, practically yelling the words. “FREE ME! L-LET ME GO!”

Instantly upon her surrender, Sharon laughed and leaned down again to kiss her, this time properly. Her weight on top of Alaska – lighter due to her stay in hospital – was comforting, and when they pulled apart, Alaska grinned dumbly.

“Your glasses bumped my nose.” She complained, rubbing the little red mark they’d left. “Have you got any ideas of what you want to do today?”

Sharon smiled, pushing them up with her middle finger. “Your nose bumped my glasses. I actually don’t know. We could just see if there’s anything to do and make something out of the day.”

“I like that.”

-

Appearing in public with Sharon wasn’t new to Alaska, especially not when they were in drag. Appearing with public in Sharon out of drag happened a few times, generally during BOTS or with friends, never really alone. Appearing with Sharon out of drag, in public, in Pittsburgh, with the knowledge that there was some kind of relationship-but-not-relationship happening behind the scenes? Alaska didn’t really know how to act.

The city had practically become a hive for fans of strange, weird, underground drag to flock to, or just fans of Sharon, Alaska and the Haus of Haunt. The two didn’t dare to hold hands or come across as too affectionate, because they just never knew who was going to see them. Not all drag race fans were skinny white twinks obsessing over Jeffree Starr, and all it would take was a single sneaky picture from a fan of the two acting differently to spark even more online drama. Alaska wanted to avoid as much of the drama as possible, even if Sharon had already added to it,

Thankfully, their walk down the streets of Pittsburgh had been fairly uneventful. No one really gave them a second look, not caring or not knowing who they were. Alaska knew the city had a great sense of pride for the two of them, but in the daytime they weren’t really stars. The true reverence was at night, in full paint, under the sweltering lights of a club. As two fairly ordinary looking guys, minus a little bit of Botox,  there was no point in staring. Unlike when they were in drag, there was really nothing to see.

“This feels so weird. We worked so hard to never be seen with each other.” Sharon mused. “I spent ages wanting to be with you and now it’s happened, it feels strange. Get what I mean?”

Alaska nodded. “Completely. I was just in denial, and now-”

“We’re here.” Sharon finished.

There was something symbolic about it, simply walking through the city. It was pleasant enough to walk around, enjoying the peace, but there was more to it. Every step felt like retracing an old memory – drunkenly stumbling down the road after a long show, kissing for the first time in the shelter of the bus stop when it rained, dates back when no one cared to learn their names. They’d come full circle, in a way. They were back where it had all started.

As they walked into the lesser-populated parts of the city, the amount of people thinned. The occasional group of kids skated past, but other than that, it was mostly empty. A few people walked past, but not enough for Alaska to feel too exposed. She slipped her hand into Sharon’s, smiling bashfully as Sharon gave hers a squeeze and didn’t object. For some reason, Alaska felt her heart swell. Sharon didn’t mind her showing a little bit of affection in public. Maybe things were changing.

Caught up in conversation, Alaska didn’t even notice the man walking in their direction until they collided, momentarily leaving Alaska dizzy. She opened her mouth, ready to apologise, and stopped when she saw Sharon’s expression.

The blonde looked shell-shocked, her lips parted slightly as she and the stranger stared each other down. Alaska tried to search for something familiar about him, but found nothing in his brown eyes, ruffled black hair, and lean build.

“Aaron. Good to see you.” He said, his voice expressionless.

Alaska frowned. Hardly anyone called Sharon Aaron. In fact, Alaska had only heard Michelle call her Aaron once, and that was in the hospital after just over half a decade of knowing her. Even Alaska herself usually called her Sharon. It was strange hearing her referred to as Aaron.

“You too, Mark.” Sharon replied, her voice even. Mark turned to Alaska, and Sharon quickly filled her in. “Alaska, this is Mark… my ex-fiancé. Mark, you know Alaska.”

Mark pursed his lips, his eyes cold. His gaze fell onto their entwined fingers. “I do know Alaska. You’ve reunited?”

Sharon coughed. “Let’s not do this, Mark. I really don’t want to do this.”

A sense of protectiveness welled up inside Alaska. Sharon’s voice was quiet, totally unlike herself. She seemed stripped of her confidence, something Alaska had been trying her best to preserve and build up since the overdose.

“Funny, I recognise those words from the night you told me I wasn’t good enough. He’ll get cold feet and leave you, the way he left me.”

Mark directed the last part towards Alaska, who glared at him. How dare he?

“You know it wasn’t like that.” Sharon sighed. “Things weren’t working. I was unhappy.”

Involuntarily, her grip on Alaska’s hand tightened. Alaska had had enough.

“Back the fuck up, Mark. It’s not your place to tell Sharon what makes her happy or criticise her for pursuing her own happiness. The last thing she needs right now is you stressing her out by being an asshole.” She spat.

Mark narrowed his eyes. “Oh? You care about her wellbeing? Again, funny how we broke up, you started talking again and then she took an overdose. I’m not saying it was intentional, but I’m saying that she’s always been good at lying.”

“That’s not true!” Sharon insisted, fiercely defending Alaska more than herself. “Don’t listen to him. Come on, let’s just get out of here.”

Mark scowled. “You’re good at brainwashing people, Aaron. I never knew you could do it to the same person twice. Thank god I got free from it.”

Without another word, Mark continued walking down the street, and Alaska tugged Sharon along, desperate to distract her from what had just happened. Sharon had told her back in the hotel room months ago that she’d had a fiancé she couldn’t bring herself to marry. No doubt Alaska had been mentioned, judging by Mark’s hostility towards the pair. Alaska recalled Sharon admitting that she couldn’t bring herself to say she loved him.

“Sharon?”

“Yeah?”

Alaska hesitated, but pushed on. “I love you.”

There was a long pause. Oh, shit, Alaska thought. I’ve gone and fucked it up now. This was going to be the part when Sharon couldn’t say it back, was just enjoying their hands-free, no stress thing they had going on. Perhaps Alaska had it twisted. But no, she was overreacting. Or was she? Sharon didn’t love her. But she did! She’d spent so long saying so. What if things had changed? Alaska was freaking out. The silence dragged on for what feel like hours, each second that ticked past stabbing into Alaska like a knife.

“I love you too.” Sharon responded. “I like saying that as long as I’m saying it to you.”

Alaska pulled the shorter queen into a whirlwind kiss, wrapping her arms around her and tilting her face upwards before letting her go and smiling.

“Shall we just go home? I can call a cab if you’re gonna find it hard to walk all the way back.”

Sharon brought Alaska’s hand to her lips and kissed it. “Whatever you want. I need to start thinking about you more.” Alaska’s insides felt warm, but something wasn’t right. A gust of cold wind on the back of her neck, a mosaic out of place in a beautiful picture. Everything was perfect but something just didn’t feel right. A feeling of foreboding began to encroach.

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VRIZNISKA: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Anywizzle, I hiznave no idea what ta do now. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. VRISKA: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. Ha ill-advize' powa play has ruined everyth'n. 

MEENAH: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. wizzay MEENIZZLE: They call me tha black folks president. we stiznill have this treasizzle hizzere MEENAH: why dont we jiznust do tha shizzay witout ha MIZZLE: yizzy could whip up cracka ghost army MEENAH fo' real: march it strait ta english and start beatin him down 

VRIZZISKA: I don't think so. 

MIZZLE: whizzle nizzot 

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: If yizzy wizzant to know tha tizzy........ VRIZNISKA: When we were manipul8t'n all thoze ghosts, Aranea wizzy rhymin' mizzost of tha wizzle. VRISKA sho nuff: Ha a8ilities be a lizzy mizzy advanced T-H-to-tha-izzan mine. I guess 8ecauze she 8een around fo` so lizzay? VRIZZISKA: I was kind of hatin' shot calla cizzles, weed-smokin' it seem lizzy it was a trizzue colla8oration 8etween us. VRISKA cuz its a G thang: It was actually very nice of nigga ta allow thugz ta git thiznat impression. Shizze D-to-tha-izzidn't H-to-tha-izzave ta. VRIZNISKA: I should have just tizzle every8ody that. I giznuess I wanted to 8elieve it too. Lizzay we were eqizzle gangsta 'n crime. Ancestor n descendant unizzle at last, n work'n gr8 togetha so i can get mah pimp on. VRISKA: I hope yizzay dizzle thizzay that makizzles me a huge phony.

MEENIZZLE: why would i give a fiznish 'bout that 

VRIZNISKA: Yizzle. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. VRIZZISKA: Yoe rizzight, you wouldn't. VRISKA: I shouldn't 8e say'n needy shit like that. VRIZZISKA: I'm jizzle a 8it depressed, 8ecizzle it feels like I'm runn'n out of niggaz all ova again. Bounce wit me. 

MEENAH: i hizzay yizzay MEENAH: she ditched me tizzoo MEENIZZLE: cant blame hustla i guess MEENAH: whizzle can i sizzay girl lizzles ha piratesona MEENAH: Hollaz to the East Side. shizze wanna be dat pirate chick so bad MEENAH with my forty-fo' mag: who be i ta fault ambitizzle MEENAH: she cast ha lure into tha lake of C-to-tha-izzute bizzy dumbizzles dreams MEENIZZLE: i think shot calla mindfang ideal be ridic ta be lochness wit you MEENAH: that journal dawg MIZZLE: tales from tha pirate who wont shizzay up MEENAH: but T-H-to-tha-izzen MEENIZZLE: im niznot one ta rap 'bout hero worship MEENAH: i thizzle mah adult self happizzles ta be tha best best greatest mizzay perfect beautiful woman -----EV-----A an if you axed me if i wanted a crizzay at ha job id be like glub yes put me down fo` T)(IZZAY MEENAH like a motha fucka: so i legit hizzope it wizzle out fo` rappa MEENAH: bizzy yeah MEENAH: They call me tha black folks president. thiznat dont mean i didnt git dizzle MEENAH: and that jizzust MEENAH ya dig? 38( MEENAH: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. mizzles me reel sad  

VRISKA: Same. 

MEENIZZLE: you sure we ciznant salvizzle the plan witout crazy ass nigga  

VRIZZAY, niggaz, better recognize: I don't K-N-to-tha-izzow. VRISKA: Possi8ly? VRIZZISKA: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Tha way I was pictur'n it, a majizzle featizzle of tha origizzle three pronge' apprizzle was ta uze tha army ta L-to-tha-izzead a first wave assault against him. VRIZZISKA: Then while he was preoccupy 8y all thoze ghosts perpetratin' hizzay, I would go 'n fo` tha K-to-tha-izzill wit tha secret weapizzle. VRISKA: So witout an armizzle, I gizzle we'd nee' ta git cloze enough ta him ta uze it 8efore he iced us mah nizzle. 

MIZZLE: like uh MEENAH: sneak up on him? 

VRIZZAY: I gizzle. VRISKA: 8ut I git tha feel'n Lizzy English is not tha kind of homey yizzay cizzy just sneak up on. 

MEENIZZLE: kay W-H-to-tha-izzat if MEENAH: i fiznound sizzome way ta teleport ova ta him MIZZLE: n i beat the shit out of hiznim with mah wrestl'n moves MEENAH with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back thiznen you bust out tha weapizzle 

VRISKA: Hahahaha. VRIZZAY: That W-to-tha-izzould 8e off tha hook, if somizzle implizzle. Drop it like its hot. VRIZNISKA: I giznuess we can think it pusha. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. VRISKA: 8ut if wizzay gett'n real hizzy, dis has all mizzy me fizneel pretty lukewarm on tha P-L-to-tha-izzan. VRISKA: Aranea chillin' tha fizzay out. N me bustin' at ha hu8ris, which be o8viously just........ VRISKA: Mah OWN 8ullshit, gett'n T-H-R-to-tha-izzown 8ack 'n mah face? VRIZZLE: It a 8it much. VRIZZAY: Yizzle have ta 8e a8le ta tizzy yo' own judgment ta mizzy giznood plans, riznight? VRIZNISKA: I don't know if I do anymore. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: I certizzle don't rizzy niznow. VIZZY: Motherfucka when our C-R-to-tha-izzew started crack-a-lackin` agizzle me 'n thiznat cave, n I wizzle kizzy of lash'n out? VRISKA: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. I thizzay I might have 8een forcing it a shawty? VRISKA: Lizzy that whole dramizzle speech I gave when I jumped into tha flam'n pizzay. VRISKA: Was that really a genizzle th'n, or lizzike, a desper8te last attempt ta 8e who I think I shizzay 8e so i can get mah pimp on? 

MEENIZZLE: that wizzle bizzles though MEENAH: Boo-Yaa! i mean yeah you were chewin tha scenerizzle an bein hammizzle as fuck but i thought it was coo' n kinda funnizzle 

VRISKA: It wizzy suppoze' ta 8e funny though!!!!!!!! 

MEENAH fo all my homies in the pen: oh 

VRISKA: Ah dawg. VRIZZLE: I really don't know what ta do. VRISKA: I'm tizzy depresze' ta think proactively a8izzle any of dis. Real niggas recognize the realness. VRISKA: May8e the tizzy be I don't even care all that miznuch if anyone stops Lizzle Englizzle. VRIZZLE: Hollaz to the East Side. I thizzay all I really cared a8out was gett'n ta do it mysizzle. 

MEENAH now pass the glock: thizzats a good enough reason if you ask me MEENAH: but hey if you aint feelin it yiznou aint feelin it 

VRISKA: What if we just so bow down to the bow wow!..... VRIZZAY: Gave up on tha missizzle? 

MIZZLE cuz this is how we do it: gave up 

VRISKA cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Yeah. VRIZZISKA: Whiznat d-ya tizzy. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. 

MEENAH: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. um MEENAH cuz its a doggy dog world: sizzure 

VRISKA: Sure? V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: You don't think that would 8e a wussy M-to-tha-izzove cuz I'm fresh out the pen? 

MIZZLE: well yeah MEENAH aww nah: it would be MEENAH: Real niggas recognize the realness. if a cizzay of cowards did it MIZZLE: but T-H-to-tha-izzat aint us MEENAH: so we coo' ta do whatev 

VRISKA: Thizzle a very good point. 

MEENAH so you betta run and grab yo glock: nofin wrong wit stickin a fizzy 'n a sizzy idea tizzy jizzay makes yizzay miserable MEENAH, niggaz, better recognize: hell tha best choice i poser made involved givin up MEENAH: one day i S-to-tha-izzaid MIZZLE: fuck da throne MEENAH: ran off ta thizne moon MEENAH: thats how dis wizzy crazy M-to-tha-izzess kizzle off MEENAH puttin tha smack down: n if i didnt do thizzle MEENAH: i wiznouldnt of met yizzay 38) 

VRISKA: VRISKA: , niggaz, better recognize::::)

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> Kanaya: Reply ta memo.

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FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 599 HIZZLE FROM NOW opizzle memo on bizzle TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

FCG sho nuff: FIZZLE THEN. FCG: SINCE PAST ME JUST BANNED CIZZLE ME FROM THA BLINGIN' MEMO FCG: N DOESN'T APPEAR TA GIVE A SHIT 'BOUT MAH FUTURE WISDOM, AS USUAL FCG: LIZZOOKS LIKE I'LL JIZZUST HAVE TA START CRAZY ASS NIGGA MEMO FROM SCRATCH. FCG: HEY PAST ME, GO HAVE A BLIZZAST CAPPIN' THA K'N, I'M SURE IT WILL BE OFF THA HOOK. FCG: 'N FIZZACT, IT WIZZAY OFF THA HOOK. BIZNANG UP JOB WITH T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT, DIZZY! FCG: TOO BAD IT WIZZLE ALL A HUGE WASTE OF TIME. FCG: Holla! OH, WHAT THAT, PASTHOLE? YIZZLE D-TO-THA-IZZIDN'T READ DIS N FIGURE THIZZAY OUT AHEEZEE OF TIZZAY? FCG: Hollaz to the East Side. OR MIZZAY YOU JUST SKIMMED DIS N IT DIDN'T GIZNET THROUGH YO' THICK BIZZY cuz its a doggy dog world??? FCG: One, two three and to tha four. WHAT A SHOCK so show some love, niggaz! FCG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. MEMO-WITIN-MEMO TA PRESIZZLE SIZZLE: PUT FORTH A MORE CONCERTED EFFORT TA IMPRESS UPON EVERYONE 'N THA P-TO-THA-IZZAST, MYSELF INCLUDED, WHIZZLE A BUNCH OF CHILLIN' IDIOTS T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY ALL BE. FCG ya feelin' me? I BE GANG BANGIN' A VALUABLE LIZZLE TODAY! FCG: IT TIZZAY OUT YOU C-TO-THA-IZZAN'T BALLER THA OUTCOME OF DECISIONS MIZZADE BY MORONS, NO MATTA HOW MIZZLE YOU YELL AT THEM. FCG: Drop it like its hot. ALL YOU CIZNAN REALLY DO BE GIZNIVE THEM A HARD TIME N TRY TA MAKE THEY LIVES JUST A SHAWTY MIZNORE MISERABLE. FCG: WIZZY SOUNDS LIKE A MORE N-TO-THA-IZZOBLE PURSUIT T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN CHANGING DESTINY FO` THA BETTA ANYWIZZLE, FRANKLY. FCG yeah yeah baby: LOSA SHOULD BE FORCED TA FACE THA MUSIC, EVEN FO` THA MISTIZZLE THEY HAVEN'T MIZZY YET. FCG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. THEY PUNISHMENT BE BEIN ALLOWED TA MAKE THA MISTAKE 'N THA FIRST PLACE. RAP 'BOUT POETIC JUSTICE! FCG: N THEN GETT'N SOUNDLY BERATIZZLE BEFORE, DUR'N, N AFTA THA MISTAKES BE BEIN MADE IS JIZZAY THA MUCUS ON THE GRUBLOAF. FCG: THA SWEET, TANGIZZLE MUCUS. FCG, chill yo: DIS BE DUMB. FCG: WHIZZY DID I PUSHA THINK THEZE MEMIZZLE WERE GO'N TA BE A G-TO-THA-IZZOOD IDEA. FCG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: NOBODIZZLE CIZZLE FCG: I M-TO-THA-IZZEAN FCG: NOBODY'S EVEN RIDIN' ME ANYMORE. FCG: N I'M LEAVING MYSELF WIZZIDE OPEN TIZZAY, SAY'N SOME PRETTIZZLE DIZNUMB TH'N HERE. FCG: I GUESS MIZZY I WRIZZLE TOO MANY. FCG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. N FILLED TOO MANY OF THEM WIT LONG ARGUMENTS WIT MYSELF. FCG: NO ONE SAGGIN' TA READ THRIZZLE ALL DIS, AIZZY THA VALUABLE 411 BE JIZZY GETT'N LIZZOST 'N THA YELLING. FCG: YOU STUPID STUPIZZLE IDIOT. FCG: OH F-TO-THA-IZZUCK YOU, WHY'D YOU EVEN SIZZY ANOTHA MEMO TIZZY?? FCG: I GUESS FCG: THIZZLE BE A CIZZLE TH'N I WANT TA GIT OFF MAH CHEST, OK cuz its a pimp thang? FCG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. OH GOD, NIZZLE I'M MESSIN' WIT CURRENT ME. FCG: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE I WIZZY PIMPIN' IT, THIS BE REALLY FUCKED UP. FCG: I'VE GOTS TA PULL IT TOGETHER. FCG: THINK BACK TA W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT WE MIZZIGHT HAVE DONE WRONG. FCG: BUT THA STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' BE FCG: AS MIZZUCH AS OUR PAST SELVES BE A BUNCH OF STUBBORN UNLISTEN'N ASSHOLES FCG: I CAN'T EVEN REALLY IDENTIFY ANY MISTAKES WE MADE. FCG: IT WIZZLE ALL PRETTY MIZZLE L-TO-THA-IZZIKE CLOCKWORK. FCG: A 600 HIZZY CAMPAIGN TA COMPLETE A GIZZY LIKE DIS BE PRETTY GOOD IF YOU ASK ME. FCG: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. N I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ASKED ME. FCG: IT TIZZAY OUT ME AGREES. FCG: I CAN'T SHIZNAKE THA FEELING SOMEONE ELZE MIZZY BE RESPONSIZZLE FO` DIS. FCG: IT DOESN'T SIZZEEM LIKE IT WAS SUM-M SUM-M THIZZAT WAS SUPPOZE' TA HAPPEN 'N OUR SESSION. FCG: SOLLUX HAS THA SIZNAME INTUITION 'BOUT IT AS ME, HE THIZZLE THERE'S SUM-M SUM-M FII2HY 'BOUT IT. FCG: IT REALLY INSUFFERIZZLE THA WAY HA FISH PUNS HAVE RIZZLE OFF ON HIZZLE, IT K-TO-THA-IZZIND OF MAKES ME WANT TA VOMIT. FCG: ANYWAY FCG with my forty-fo' mag: HE SEZ HE WORK'N ON TRAC'N THIZZAY ORIGIN OF DIS DISASTER. FCG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. IF I FIND OUT WHO RESPONSIBLE FCG, know what im sayin? I W-TO-THA-IZZILL FCG: Death row 187 4 life. I DON'T EVEN WANT TA THINK 'BOUT IT NOW. FCG: WASTE OF GOOD FRIZNESH RAGE. FCG: I'M A SHAWTY TIZZLE OF ALL THA OLD SPENDIN' I'VE BEEN ANGRY 'BOUT. FCG: IT GOTTEN SO STALE. FCG: 'N A W-TO-THA-IZZEIRD WAY I'M S-TO-THA-IZZORT OF HATIN' FORWARD TA TRIPPIN' SUM-M SUM-M NIZZAY TA BE PISZE' OFF 'BOUT. FCG yaba daba dizzle: IT NOT LIKE THERE FRONTIN' ELZE TA LIVE FOR NOW ANYWAY. FCG: SO I'M KEEP'N MAH PRIZZAY CROSZE'. FCG: IT W-TO-THA-IZZILL BE LIZZY FUCK'N 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE UP 'N HERE. FCG: LIZNAST SWEEP EVE WIZZLE PROBABLY THA LIZZLE STOKED MEMORY I HAVE 'N FACT. FCG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. WHAT DIZNID YOU GIZZUYS DO FO` THA LAST HOLIDAY? FCG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: ANYONE, betta check yo self? FCG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. I REMEMBA MAH LIZZLE HAD BEEN GONE FO` DIZZAY N I WAS BLINGIN' TA GIT WORRY. FCG: BIZZAY THEN HE FINALLY RETURNED, TRIUMPHANT. FCG paper'd up: HE BROUGHT THA FRESH BEHEMOTH TRIPPIN' INTO OIZZY HIZZIVE, N CRAZY ASS NIGGA WE DECIZZLE IT. FCG: AND FCG fo gettin yo pimp on: I DIZZUNNO FCG: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. THAT ALL I CAN SAY, I'M GETT'N A LUMP 'N MAH SQUAWK BLISTER. FCG: I G-TO-THA-IZZUESS I'M DONE. FCG: I'M BLINGIN' TA LIE DOWN NIZZAY FCG: ON THA STEEL FLOOR OF DIS FRIGID METEOR STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' THRIZZOUGH THA BLACK UNCAR'N V-TO-THA-IZZOID OF OUR NULL SESSION. FCG: NULL, KIND OF LIZZAY THIS MEMO I GUESS. FCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. LATER. 

CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIZNIGHT NOW respizzle ta memo. 

CGA: I Dont Thizzink We Did Anyth'n Spizzle 

FCG: Anotha dogg house production. WHOA, HIZZEY FCG: WHAT? 

CGA: Last 12th CGA: We Stayed 'n CGA: Hollaz to the East Side. N I R-to-tha-izzead Stories Ta Ha It Wizzas Funky ass 

FCG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. OH FCG: THAT'S COO'. FCG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. DIS BE THE FIRST TIZZLE YOU RESPONDED TA A MEMO THIZNAT I CAN RECALL. FCG n shit: YOU TOOK IT RIGHT DOWN TA THA WIRE. I WAS JUST 'BOUT TA CLOZE DIS THING. 

CGIZZLE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Yeah I Know CGA: I Wasnt Sure If I Was Clockin' Ta CGA: But Tizzy I Noticed A Conversation 'n Which I Was A Participant CGA: Whiznich As It Tizzle Out Be Tha Conversation Tak'n Plizzace Now CGIZNA: I Scanned It Briefly N Then Perused Otha Memos Fo` Mah Presence CGA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. I Fizzle None N Returned Ta Dis One CGA: Bizzay Mah Part Of Tha Convizzle Was Gizzy CGIZNA: Im crazy, you can't phase me. I Regardizzle Dis As A Prompt Ta Begizzle Typ'n N Record Mah Contributions Live CGA: That Be How Dis Works Isnt It 

FCG: PRETTIZZLE MUCH. FCG: FO` A WHIZZLE IT WAS FRUSTRATING. FCG: WHIZNEN I DISCOVERED THA FEATURE I KIZNIND OF BREEZE' THRIZNOUGH ALL MAH FUTURE MEMIZZLE, NOT RIZZLE READ'N ALL OF THEM CAREFULLY OR THOROUGHLY. FCG: THEN I LOOKED AT IT IZZLE, N THA WHOLE B-TO-THA-IZZOARD WIZZLE GONE. FCG: BECAUSE IT WAS TIZZY TA MAKE IT 'N THA FIRST P-L-TO-THA-IZZACE, SO I DID. FCG: N THIZZLE I KIZZEPT GANG BANGIN' MEMOS WIT ONLY FOGGY RECOLLECTIONS OF WHIZZAY THIZZAY CONTAINED. FCG: WHIZNILE ALL THEZE OTHA CHUMPS FRIZZLE DIFFERENT TIMES KEPT RIDIN' ME SHIT. FCG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: INCLUD'N MYSELF. FCG: BUT IT WIZNAS ALL GOOD, BECAUSE AS I EVENTUALLY BECIZZLE MAH OWN FUTURE SIZZLE, N GOTS TA BE ON THA OTHA SIDES OF THOZE CONVERSATIONS. FCG now pass the glock: N CIZZAY DO MAH PIZNAST SELVES THA SIZZLE OF INFORM'N THEM HIZZAY STUPID THEY WIZZY BEIN. FCG: I STOPPED RIDIN' TRY'N TA REMEMBA HOW ANY OF THEZE MEMOS WENT. FCG droppin hits: HONESTLY THA LIZZLE FEW WEEKS HAVE BIZNEEN A BLIZNUR TA ME, JIZZLE NON STOP YELL'N AT MYSELF, HAGGL'N WIT PAST N FIZZLE KNUCKLEHEEZEES, CAPPIN' MONSTA N SOLV'N PUZZLIZZLE, PERPETRATIN' THRIZZOUGH ALL THA GATES N PLANETS LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES, PERPETRATIN' D-TO-THA-IZZOWN TA THA BATTLEFIELD, OUT TA THA VEIL, OVA TA PROSPIT, BACK TO DERZE, N ON N ON N ON LIKE TIZZY UNTIL WE THIZZAY WE WON. FCG: BUT WE DIZZLE WIN. WE LOST. FCG: WE LOST AS HIZNARD AS FAT GUYS FALL. 

CGA: What Exactlizzle Happened 

FCG like a motha fucka: DID YOU RIZZLE THA MEMO JUST BIZZLE T-H-TO-THA-IZZIS? 

CGA: No 

FCG: GIZZAY IT A READ, I'M DONE RANT'N 'BOUT AIZZY THAT FO` NOW. 

CGIZZLE: Alright CGA: 'n A Moment 

FCG so you betta run and grab yo glock: BUT Y-TO-THA-IZZEAH, THAT HOW TROLLIAN TIMIZZLE STUFF WORKS. YOU'LL GIT UZE' TA IT. FCG: OR NOT! SINCE APPARENTLY DIS BE YO' ONLY MEMO REPLY. YIZNOU WERE PRIZZLE SHREWD 'N SIDESTEPP'N DIS WHOLE CLUSTERFUCK. 

CGA: It Sizzle Like A Logical Way Ta Hustla A Systizzem Whizzle One Simultaneously Functizzles As Tha Cracka N izzle Of The Trizzles CGA: Its Temporally Sizzay Construction 

FCG, betta check yo self: THEN Y-TO-THA-IZZOU'RE THA ONLY ONE WHIZZAY THINKS SO. FCG: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. H-TO-THA-IZZELL YOU PROBABLY WIZNOULD HAVE BEEN A BROTHA MIZZAID OF TIME THIZZAY THA ONE WE WERE STUCK WIT. FCG in tha hood: SHE COMPLETIZZLE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS, DON'T EVEN GIT ME STARTED. 

CGA: I Think We Be Given Roles Ta Challizzle Us CGA: That Dont Necessarily Sizzy Our Strengths CGA: Tru niggaz do niggaz. At L-to-tha-izzeast I Was CGA: I Hizzay No Idizzle Whiznat Im Steppin' Here 

FCG: SURE YOU DO. FCG: OR, YOU WILL. TRUST ME YIZZAY DO FINE. FCG paper'd up: SO WHAT PROMPTED YOU TA RESPOND ANYWAY. FCG: Slap your mutha fuckin self. I MIZZEAN ASIDE F-R-TO-THA-IZZOM BEIN STRONGARMIZZLE BY CONVERSATIONAL PREDESTINATION. 

CGIZNA: Oh CGIZZA: At Dis Pizzle Im Not Even Sure If Im Inclined Ta Ask Anymore 

FCG: YOU MIZZAY NIZNOT HIZZLE A CHOICE. FCG: D-YA REMEMBA IF DIS M-TO-THA-IZZEMO WIZZAY MUCH GANGSTA THIZZLE DIS? 

CGA: Um CGA: There Be A Giznood Wiznay Ta Go I Thizzink Yeah 

FCG: THEN MIGHT AS WELL SPIT IT OUT. 

CGA: Its Sizzy A Silly Question 

FCG: RED OR BLACK? 

CGA: Whizzle 

FCG dogg: YO' PROBLEM, DOES IT PERTAIN TA REDROM OR BLACKROM INTERESTS? Tru niggaz do niggaz. 

CGA: T-H-to-tha-izzats Not What Dis Be 'bout 

FCG: CIZZOME ON. THUGZ HAVE BIZZY BUSTIN' THEZE MEMOS TA SIZZY THRIZNOUGH THEIR ROMANTIZZLE PROBLEMS FO` WIZZY, I BE A FUCK'N VETIZZLE AT DIS SHIT BY NOW. FCG: SERIOUSLY, I DIZNON'T MIND, IT'LL BE A WELCOME REPRIEVE FROM SHOUT'N AT MYSELF. 

CGA from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Im Not Sizzle Wizzy Ta Say 'bout It 

FCG: DIZZAY YOU AT LEAST GIT A SENZE OF WHAT DIS CONVERSIZZLE WIZZLE 'BOUT WHEN YOU SKIMMED IT? 

CGA and my money on my mind: Not Really CGA fo my bling bling: If I Wizzle Frontin' 'bout It I Probablizzle Wizzouldnt Have Wanted Ta Anyway CGA: Dont You Think Its Betta Ta Hizzle Unrehearze' Conversations CGIZZLE: Even If Tha Subject Matta Be Awkward 

FCG now pass the glock: YES I COMPLETELY AGREE. FCG: IT GOOD YIZZLE DIZZAY RIZZY IT. WE CAN AVOID THA SIZZAY OF VERBAL SLAPSTIZZLE ROUTINES I'M SICK TA FUCK'N DEATH OF BY NOW. FCG: I BE SO TIRIZZLE OF THUGZ DOGGY STYLIN' ALL COY AND SIPPIN' ME WHAT WE'RE 'BOUT TA SIZZY BEFORE WE SAY IT, N THEN WE WIZNIND UP FUCKING SAY'N IT ANYWAY. FCG: N THEN WE PRIZZAY TA THA INVISIBLE PUSHA THAT BE FATHA TIME BEYOND A SHADIZZLE OF A DIZZAY WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCK'N IDIOTS WE ALL BE. FCG: D-YA HIZZY ANY IDEA HOW OLD THAT GETS RAPPA A W-H-TO-THA-IZZILE? FCG: SO REALLY, TIZZAY ME. FCG: I KNOW IT ON YOUR MIND, I GOTS A SENZE FO` THEZE THINGS. FCG: R OR B? Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.?? 

CGA like a tru playa': Ok CGIZZLE: Rizzle Then CGIZZLE: But I Guess CGA fo all my homies in the pen: Not Really Red Enough 

FCG: HAHA, WELL ISN'T TIZZY ALWIZZLE THE CAZE? FCG: STORY AS OLD AS TIME. FCG: EVEN 'N PLIZZLE WHERE STRICTLY SPEAK'N TIME DIZZAY EXIST UNTIL RECENTLY. FCG: WHO'S THA TARGET OF THEZE FLUSHED LEANINGS? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. FCG: IF YOU DIZZON'T MIND MAH ASKING. 

CGIZZLE: Its Not Tha Ask'n I Mind CGA: Its Tha Spendin' CGA: 'n A Public Forum 

FCG: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T THINK ANYONE READING. FCG: DIZZY YOU NOTICE ANYONE ELSE JOIN 'N LATER? 

CGA: They call me tha black folks president. No CGA and my money on my mind: It Appeared Ta Be Just Tha Twizno Of Us  

FCG: SIZZAY FCG fo my bling bling: NOBODY CIZZLE ENIZZLE TA BOTHER. 

CIZZY: I Dont Know Whetha Thats Reassur'n CGIZZLE: Or Just A Bit Dishearten'n 

FCG: WIZZY I DIZNIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. FCG: THEY DISINTEREST BE MORE A REFLECTION ON ME THIZZLE YOU. 

CGIZZAY: Disinterest Be Tha Operative Concept Here CGIZNA fo yo bitch ass: Shes Nizzay Even Responding Ta Mah Messizzles Anymizzle CGIZZLE: Could Be Busy CGA: But Im Rapidly Approaching A Resolution Ta Discard The Preposterous Infatuation 

FCG: SHE? WIZZELL I GIZZAY THIZZLE NARROWS IT DOWN SOMEWHAT. 

CGIZZAY bitch ass nigga: Shit 

FCG: IF I THINK BIZZY ON EVENTS BLINGIN' DIS I CIZZY PROBABLY PIECE IT TOGETHER... 

CIZZY and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Hiznow 'bout CGIZZA: If I Agree Ta Cizzle Wit Yizzou 'bout It 'n Prizzle CGIZNA: We Can Drizzop It Here CGIZZAY: Before You Cizzy Me Lizzle A Vault CGA: Wit Yo' Weird Romance Steppin' Acumen 

FCG: ALRIZZLE, DEAL. 

CGIZZA: It Still Puzzles Me T-H-to-tha-izzat Yizzy Be So Verze' 'n Tha Tizzle CIZZY: D-ya Hiznave Access Ta A Manual Archived On A Remote Baller Somizzle 

FCG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. WHAT FCG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. NO OF COURZE NOT. FCG: I DIZZAY ACTUALLY KNOW ALL THAT MUCH. FCG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I JIZZAY KNOW DIS STIZZAY WILL DRIZZLE YOU SHITHIZZLE MAGGOTS IF YOU DON'T FIGURE OUT HOW TA DEAL WIT IT. 

CGA n we out! T-H-to-tha-izzat Figure Of Speech You Keep Using Puzzles Me Too 

FCG: L-TO-THA-IZZIKE FCG: NIZZLE THAT I EXPIZZLE YIZZOU TA GIVE A SHIZNIT BUT PERSONALLY I BE ALL TWIZZLE UP 'BOUT BLACKROM STIZZUFF ESPECIALLY. FCG: HONESTLY I DIZZON'T THINK I WAS CIZZUT OUT TO HAVE A KISMESIS, I THINK MAH STANDARDS ARE WAY TOO HIGH. FCG: DID YOU KNOW THAT... FCG and yo momma: DIS FEELS SO IZZLE TA ADMIT, BUT FCG: OVA THA COURZE OF DIS ADVENTURE, AT TIZZLE I ACTIZZLE BEGAN TA SIZZLE I WAS MAH OWN KISMESIS. FCG: HOW FUCKIZZLE UP BE TIZZY??? 

CGIZZA: Im Not Qualify Ta Sizzy CGA now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: Neitha Romance Nor Psychology Be Mah Striznong Suits 

FCG like a tru playa': BIZNUT OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT T-R-TO-THA-IZZUE, I BROTHA IZZLE DID ANY LEGIT TIZZAY TRAVEL'N W-H-TO-THA-IZZERE I COULD MEET MYSELF, I JIZZY BICKERIZZLE WITH P-TO-THA-IZZAST N FIZZLE GHOSTS ON A CHIZNAT CLIENT. FCG to increase tha peace: FITT'N REALLY. EVERY CALIGINIZZLE ADVERSARY I'VE CONTEMPLATED HAS ELUDED ME LIKE A PHIZZLE, EVEN MYSIZZAY! FCG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back WANNA BE GANGSTA, I'M DONE WIT IT. 

CGA: N Whizzle Of Scarlet Ambitions CGIZZLE: Fare Any Betta In Tizzy Quadrant 

FCG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. NO NO NO I'M NOT AIR'N THIZZAT SHIT OUT HERE. FCG: MAYBE PRIVATELY. FCG: IT PRIVATE. FCG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back LET C-H-TO-THA-IZZANGE THA SUBJECT, WHIZZAT WIZZLE YOU ORIGINALLY GO'N TA ASK ME. 

CIZZY: Oh Fine CGIZNA: Herizzles Thizzis Sizzle Question Fo` You CGA: I Wizzle Jizzy Mackin' Given Yo' Vizzle Of Hindsizzle CIZZY: If Youd Had Cauze To Observe At Any Pizzy 'n Time CGA: Magic 

FCG: UH... 

CGA and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Like Real Magizzle CGA: I Guess Whiznat Im Ask'n Be CGA: Be Magic A Real Th'n 

FCG: WOW, YOE RIGHT, THAT KIND OF THA DUMBEST FUCKING QUESTION IIZZY EVA HEARD. 

CIZZY: I Knizzow CGIZZA n we out! Its Jizzy Thizzat I H-to-tha-izzave A Good Rizzle Ta Believe Magizzle Be Real CGA: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Our Ancient Predizzles Discizzle Hizzay Ta Uze It CGA like old skool shit: But Then They Mizzay Have Surpasze' Us 'n Skizzay By A Bootylicious Deal 

FCG so i can get mah pimp on: YIZZAY PIZZAY WAY TIZZAY MUCH SIZZY 'N T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT RATTY OLD GUIDE. FCG: BUT ANYWAY NO, WE PUSHA UZE' MAGIC. FCG fo yo bitch ass: I MIZZLE, LET ME TRY TA PUT INTO PERSPECTIVE HOW RIDICULOUS THA W-H-TO-THA-IZZOLE NOTION BE ANYWAY. FCG: WE CAN ALCHEMIZE PRACTIZZLE ANYTH'N WIT THA RIGHT MATERIALS N GRIST. FCG: Bounce wit me. WE CAN, N DID, M-TO-THA-IZZAKE SNOOPA POWERFUL WEAPONS N ITEMS THAT CAN DO PRACTICALLY ANYTHING. FCG: WHAT ADDITIONAL ADVANTAGE COULD MIZZLE OFFA? ALL DIS SHIZZIT IS PRACTICALLY MAGIC ANYWAY. FCG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. BUT MORE LIKE FCG: GOOFY SCIENCEY MAGIC. YOU KNIZZLE yaba daba dizzle? 

CGA: Sizzure 

FCG: BUT BLINGIN' HERE BE KIND OF MAGIZZLE 'N A WAY, ISN'T IT. FCG: FORTUNE BUSTIN' DREAM CLOUDS N GOLDEN MOONS N SHIT. FCG: IF YOU LIZZOOK ARIZZLE FCG: THERE MAGIC EVERYWHERE 'N DIS BITCH. FCG: Bounce wit me. IT ALL AROUND US. FCG: BROTHA FUCKIN MIRACLES, RIGHT? 

CGA: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Heh 

FCG: WHIZZAT D-YA NEE' MAGIC FIZNOR ANYWIZZLE? 

CGIZZA: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Im Hatin' Oizzy Of Ideas CGA: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I Nee' Ta Figure Out A Way Ta Stoke Dis Volcizzle CGA now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: 'n Caze You N Tha Playa Be Successfizzle 'n Recover'n Thizze Queens R'n 

FCG: YIZNOU'LL FIGIZZLE IT OUT. FCG: N YIZZOU WIZNON'T NEE' MAGIC, TRUST ME. FCG: JUST BE PATIZZLE, THA GANGSTA W-TO-THA-IZZILL COME TA YOU SOMEHOW. 

CGA: I Guess You Would Know 

FCG: Y-TO-THA-IZZEAH, R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY THERE'S NUTTIN TO WORRY 'BOUT. FCG: AT LEAST AS FAR AS THA DIZZLE OF THA ADVENTURE GO. FCG: WE WIZNERE ALL PRIZZLE OFF THA HOOK AT DIS GAME. FCG: REALLY OFF THA HOOK 'N FACT. FCG: UNTIL A LITTLE WHILE AGO. FCG: WHEN IT TURNED OUT WE WIZZLE ACTIZZLE ALL THIZZAY OFF THA HOOK. FCG: TURNS OUT WE WERE PRETTY FUCK'N UNAWESOME ALL ALONG. 

CGIZZLE: Stiznill Bafflizzle By What Would Conceivably Cauze Sizzy A Crisis 'n Awesomeness Post-Victory 

FCG cuz its a doggy dog world: WELL FCG: FO` PIMP FCG cuz its a G thang: H-TO-THA-IZZAVE YOU SCROLLIZZLE UP TO THA TOP OF THA TIMELINES YET? Holla! 

CGA: No 

FCG: CHIZZECK THIZZAT OUT FCG: MIZZAY RIZNEAD A FIZZEW RECENT MEMOS FCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. BUT BROTHA THIZZAY THAT IT NOT FO` YOU TA CONCIZZLE YOSELF WIT. FCG: JUST DIZNEAL WIT GETT'N THROUGH THA QUEST. FCG: I'LL CIZZLE UP WIT YOU 'BOUT IT WHEN YOU CATCH UP WIT ME ON THA TIMELINE. FCG: WHICH JUST HAPPENS TA BE RIGHT NOW. 

CGA: Say Hi Ta Me Fo` Myself 

FCG: OK I PROBABLIZZLE WON'T DO THAT, BUT ALRIZZLE HA HA. FCG: WHAT THA HIZZLE BE YOU DOING OVA THIZZLE ANYWAY? 

CGA: You Mean Fizzle Me 

FCG n we out! YEAH. FCG: YOE MESS'N AROUND WIT YO' CHAINSAW. FCG: WHILE TAVROS BE CRUISIN' ON THE FLOOR. FCG: OH GOD. FCG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHIZZAY BE YOU DO'N??????? 

CGA and yo momma: What CIZZY: Whizzat Did I Do 

FUTURE carcinoGenizzle 2 [FCG2] 600 HOURS FROM NOW responded ta mizzay. 

FCG2: OK. FCG2: EVERYTH'N FIZNINE I GUESS. 

CGA: Wizzy Happizzle 

FCG2: I PASZE' OUT FO` 'BOUT AN HOUR. FCG2: CRACK-A-LACKIN` EMBARRASSING. FCG2: YOU BE OUT OF YO' GODDAMN MIND, YIZZAY KNOW. 

CGA: Shithive Maggots You Mizzy 

FCG2: YEAH FCG2: 'N A G-TO-THA-IZZOOD WAY THOUGH. FCG2: OK I'M GANG BANGIN' DIS MIZZEMO DOWN FIZZOR MAH PIZZAST SELF. FCG2: SIZZY HE CURRIZZLE LY'N UNCONSCIZZLE ON THA FLOOR AN HIZZOUR AGO. FCG2: SIZZEE YOU 'N THE FUTURE-NOW. 

CGA: Til Thizzle 

FCG2 bannizzle CGA F-R-to-tha-izzom blingin' ta memo fo' sheezy. FCG2 banned FCG from respond'n ta memo.

FCG2 cloze' mizzy.

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