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Easy Men Pranksters
How easy company men prank
Richard Winters:
I feel like he would do the most unnoticeable prank, like move an item one inch to the side. I'm sure he would think it was funny, he would've seen someone do it on facebook reels lmao. He tries it on Nix, who does not notice. But every time Nix walks into the room, Dick has a good chuckle to himself, knowing what he did.
Lewis Nixon:
He would throw a party and say he put out spiked punch. Turns out is wasn't spiked punch, just normal juice and fruit. He just wanted to weed out the fake bitches who pretend to get drunk. But that's not the true reason he did the prank. No way is he sharing his collection of alcohol, if you want to get drunk BYO.
Harry Welsh:
I think he would try to prank Lew and Dick. When they are hanging out without him, he calls the house and asks if the fridge is running. But jokes on him, he didn't turn off caller ID. "Harry, please stop calling the house. If you want to come over, just come over." Tries to pretend it wasn't him that called. He tried to convince Kitty to prank call the house so he doesn't look suspicious, but again forgot to turn off caller ID and it's his phone she has.
Ronald Speirs:
Leaves a horse head in the persons bed. Doesn't know the difference between a death threat and a prank.
"You should've seen his face."
"Speirs he had a heart attack."
"Yeah, ahaha, classic."
Please don't let this man prank.
Carwood Lipton:
The most harmless prankster. Like you don't get the prank. He has to explain it.
"Come over to the window and look at all these deer!"
"Where?"
"Got you!!"
"What?"
"You've been punked son!"
"I'm confused."
"There were never deer!!"
Oh Lip no. That's so bad. BOOOOO ahahah.
George Luz:
Loves getting pranked more than pranking. But he always is trying to get people to prank him, so he never get tricked. 100% would sneak into your house and replace all of your family photos with just pictures of himself. He has especially gone to JCpenney to get those hilarious awkward family photos, but it's all just him duplicated. It's a family of Luz's!
Joe Toye:
He's a mean prankster. One of those guys who has fake bugs and insects and tricks you into looking at what's in his hands. Also will hide around the house in the dark just to scare you. You're so used to it, that when you come home you have to scope out each room, only to find he actually went out for a drink and you're home alone. You call him and tell him what you have just done for the past hour and he thinks it's the funniest thing he has ever heard. Will definitely brag about it to the boys.
Bill Guarnere:
Classic prankster. Cling wrap on the toilet, cling wrap in the door way, putting everything in jello, wrapping the room in tinfoil. Causes the most mayhem and the biggest clean ups. He spends more time on the prank than the reaction is worth. Spent a whole night putting post it notes on your car, only to find out it was the neighbours and now they are pissed.
Joe Liebgott:
100% buy you those fake lotto tickets and let you believe it for the longest time. He would get Web countless times with it. Every time the man falls for it and Lieb just finds it so funny. He let's Web call all of his family members every time he "wins". It happens so often that the family members on the phone know it's a prank and try to explain it to him.
David Webster:
None of his pranks have ever been successful. OR when he does pull pranks he accidentally gets himself. He does the cling wrap on the toilet, forgets about it, pees all over the ground. Fills a room with water cups, forgets about it and walks into said room and tips over all of the cups. Like this man just can't win. Poor guy.
Buck Compton:
The only prank he does in the warm bucket prank. He is convinced it will work every time. It never does. He literally does tests, he's so invested on getting it to work. It's basically become an experiment for him. He tries out different water temps, different vessels he puts the water in, how deep he puts the hand in the water. He has a little notebooks of each time he has tried the prank and the method he used.
Eugene Roe:
He's a cute prankster. He opens two boxes of cereal and switches the bags. So you think you are getting lucky charms, but instead you get frosted flakes. Gene thinks it is the funniest thing seeing sleepy Babe questioning every thing in existence as frosted flakes appear out of the lucky charms box. Babe still being half asleep just shrugs and tucks into his breakfast. Gene has to explain the prank to him later.
Babe Heffron:
Does the, "oh yeah I put premium air into the tires." To Gene. Gene is losing his mind, thinking babe paid $100 for air. Also has a bunch of fake items, like vomit and dog poo that he gets Gene with all the time. "Gene the cats puked all over the lap top!!" Poor Gene is stressed to the max with Babe lmao.
Don, Skip and Penk:
The trio is trioing. If there is one group that is forever pranking, it's these lot. Whether it's each other or their friends, they are always down for a cheeky prank. Fill a room with ball pit balls, foam, balloons. Breaks into your house and turn it into a full out haunted house. These boys are hard out, it's go big or go home. Nothing is off the table, they will invest life savings into a good prank. Watch your backs they are after you, they will punk you. They seriously talk about starting and producing their own punked series. 100% has a prank youtube channel that blows up.
#boom#you've been punked#theres a camera#over there that's a camera#the mirrors are all camera#actor#that man right there#an actor#she's an actress#the baby a paid actor#GET PUNKED BITCH#band of brothers#hbo war#donald malarkey#skip#penk#web#lieb#buck compton#joe toye#dick winters#bill guarnere#lewis nixon#baby eugene#easy company#eugene roe#babe heffron#ron speirs#carwood lipton
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
#executive dysfunction#shitpost#every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES#that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3#and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back#so. rawdogging the world <3#man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....
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#trans timeline#queer#lgbtq#lgbt pride#sapphic#lesbian#nonbinary#nonbinary lesbian#lgbtq community#gay girls#lgbtqia#trans woman#trans man#trans rights#trans nsft#transgender#transfem#trans pride#trans joy#transition timeline#trans femme#trans
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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challenged myself to make simpler redesigns that match the show constraints because I often create very complex designs and I wanted to see if I could make something I liked without going too over the top!! pretty happy with these [:
if you have any questions about my design choices ask away!!
part 2 with ten gazillion background characters including sunburst, luna, and twilight's canterlot friends!
#mlp#my little pony#mlp redesigns#mlp designs#mane 6 redesign#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#rarity#rainbow dash#fluttershy#applejack#man. I love ponies right now#I REFRAINED FROM GIVING THEM SHINY COLOURFUL HOOVES ARE YOU PROUD OF ME.. DGHJSHK#hi 4000 followers. look at my horses
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Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.
#tw f slur#trans#trans rights#transition#transgender#ftm#ftx#trans man#non binary#genderqueer#transmasc#queer community#queer punk#queer
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I need a man who will take care of me
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#pro transid#trans artist#trans beauty#trans community#trans cult#trans man#trans rights#transformation#transparent#transsexual
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🍯 or 💦
#trans rights#transsexual#trans beauty#trans man#transgirl#trans pride#transisbeautiful#trans woman#transfem#trans nsft#lgbtq#lgbt pride#lgbtqia#lgbt nsft#lgbtq community#lbgtqcommunity#transgender
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Hey 🌚
#trans pride#transgirl#transgender#trans artist#trans cult#tran#trans rights#trans nsft#transparent#trans beauty#trans community#mtf trans#trans woman#trans man#transisbeautiful#transsexual#transmasc
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart
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hot people fw with spideypool AND poolverine btwbtw
#spideypool#poolverine#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool has two hands LOUDER#spideypool will always be in my heart amen#deadpool#wolverine#spiderman#inside you there are two wolves#poolverine makes me feel like im cheating on my wife#BUT WHAT ABOUT BOTH!??@?@&@#beat the system#comicverse spideypool and movieverse poolverine just make sense#but marvel ANDREW GARFIELD IS RIGHT THERE#give us the spideypool movie we deserve please#and add my man hugh jackman just because#mej's favs
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#trans artist#trans community#trans rights#transparent#transsexual#transformation#trans beauty#trans man#mtf trans#transmasc
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Just one taste and you'll be begging me for more 🤤 🔞
#trans man#trans pride#transgender#transsexual#trans beauty#transisbeautiful#trans nsft#trans woman#trans rights#transgirl#transmasc#trans content#trans community#trans visibility#trans guy#trans gay#trans goddess#trans girl#lgbt pride#lgbtq community#lgbtq positivity#trans positivity#trans#trans bulge#trans dating#trans feminine#trans tumblr#trans bottom#transparent#trans gender
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I'm down for your favourite sex positions 🍆🍑💦💦👅
#trans#trans beauty#trans community#trans cult#trans man#trans princess#trans rights#trans privilege#transparent#transsexual#transgender#mtf trans#trans pride#transgirl#trans woman#transisbeautiful
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if you are a trans boy, especially a teenage trans boy, i wanted to say that as a trans man in their 30's, you have my deepest respects and condolences for what you may be going through right now.
it has become socially acceptable and basically online custom to bully teenage trans boys & mascs, call them cringy, or excuse misgendering them for whatever reason. people put trans boys on this pedestal of "must perform masculinity and manhood to cartoonish degrees" even though they're still children.
people make trans boys fight for their manhood before they can even be boys. i am sorry people can be so judgmental and harsh on you. you are not wrong for wanting to be a boy. you are experiencing something wonderful. it's okay if you still want to be a boy even if people have treated you poorly, or tried to make you feel bad for being a boy. there is nothing wrong with being a boy.
it's okay if you never socially transition. it's okay if you're afraid to come out because it's not safe. it's okay if you never change your outward appearance. it's okay if you try very hard to pass but struggle to. it's okay if you wear "women's" clothing and shoes, bras, makeup, etc., it's okay if you're gay and love other men. it's okay if you're scared of hrt. it's okay if you don't want surgery. it's okay if you mainly occupy girl's spaces still. people will find every reason to pick these things apart and ridicule trans boys for, but they are all perfectly fine experiences that do not make you any less of a boy. you are the one who is in control of your transition, presentation, and state of being- you should be able to prioritize your safety over the comfort of random strangers who have no impact over how you live your life.
i've been put through this too, but later in life as i came out when i was an adult. people still try to make me feel bad for identifying as a trans man, for whatever reason they have in their head to justify hatred of a trans person. i've had enough. there will never be an excuse for how people try to excuse the infantilization and abuse that trans men and trans boys face.
take care of yourselves, no matter what age you are, if you are a trans boy, man, or masc you deserve to know that other trans men care about you, especially when people are scrambling to find ways to punch down on you. there are people who suck, but there are also a lot of people who care about you. keep your chin up. you know who you are
#trans man#ftm#transmasc#trans#transgender#transmasculine#trans men#trans boy#trans guy#non binary#nonbinary#genderqueer#bigender#multigender#lgbtqia#lgbtq#lgbt#queer#transsexual#gay ftm#our writing#enby#trans rights#trans community
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
#WHAT THE FUCK MAN#caps#you're not evil dont worry I love you#BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now#if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe#IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY
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