#that man doesnt have to be so fuckable

[2w1ld3st-2dr3ams]

What if I told you that Viktor would be topping from the bottom

ngl I can see that, weirdly enough. Not my usual style, but I'd let a pretty eyed, brown haired beauty do a lot of things to me.

that man is getting what he wants one way or another, just need to be in him.

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 1: Mob Psycho (Part 1)

Reigen Arataka versus Reigen Arataka versus Reigen Arataka versus Reigen Arataka versus Reigen Arataka versus Reigen Arataka

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. On top of it are several pictures of Reigen making exaggerated grimaces and sweating. Reigen is a light skinned Japanese man with short blond hair. End ID]

In all seriousness, we got too many submissions for Reigen, so I am doing this poll for you guys to pick which PROPAGANDA should be used for him. The maximum any other character has is two propagandas so the TWO most voted ones will represent Reigen in the tournament

Propaganda:

Reigen Arataka 1: "cringe. fail. pathetic. loser. canonically doesnt fuck. has never touched a woman in his life. hes sweaty. he got cancelled on twitter. hes the internet sex icon not the real life sex icon he doesnt fuck"

Reigen Arataka 2: "hes kinda ugly :/"

Reigen Arataka 3: "He has absolutely no swag. Nobody wants him. Gets rejected so many times"

Reigen Arataka 4: "most bitchless motherfucker this side of seasoning city. once when asked about his previous romantic pursuits he lied by reciting the plot of titanic as if he were leonardo dicaprio"

Reigen Arataka 5: "Literally when talking about his past love life he makes up the plot of the titanic. Gets no bitches, sweaty as all hell, and just like. Have you seen him? Internet sex symbol but he gets no sex this is false advertising at its finest."

Reigen Arataka 6: "dude okay listen. he is chronically bitchless. when giving out advice on how to woo someone he was just reading tips off of google. there was once a big hype where the author, ONE, was going to reveal reigen’s past romantic endeavors in an in character q&a but it was just reigen making up bullshit about how he’s “DEFINITELY had so many girlfriends before and he once held one at the front of a famous boat. oh that was from a movie? UMMM well it doesn’t matter anyway.” literally just saying something from the first romance movie that comes to mind and trying to pass it off as something he did himself."

[breitzbachbea]

dunno enough about your fav hetalia ships, so feel free to just attach it to the most fitting favourites

OTP (or ship of choice) has to suddenly take care of a child or (feral) animal, how would they react? who would do well

who would be a karen at a restaurant for their patner(s) who got a wrong order at the restaurant, how would both react?

who is the most likely to be completely oblivious while the other is constantly trying to confess their feelings, maybe even actually doing it but person a just doesnt get it? how would they finally find out ?

I'll try to answer something for all of those! Sorry if it isn't all primarily related, da OC AU brainrot ...

Herakles has tons of stray cats at home and the track record with Sadık is mixed. He loves the cats in general and many like him, some don't, some are indifferent. There is one black kitten that loves him more than it does Herakles and he dotes on it so endlessly. It responds without a fail to "Kedicik." I hope I used the right I's.

Not the Karen thing, but restaurant related - Michele (Sicily OC) has had a few occassions where he wanted go beat Paddy over the head with the bread basket. (Paddy is a Human OC and basically a kind of surrogate father/uncle figure for Harry, my Ireland OC). Paddy so shamelessly asks for more food and in general does things that Michele finds rude/embarassing. Harry is lucky he's so fuckable and literally the man of Michele's dreams, bc his aversion of father figures makes Paddy a NIGHTMARE.

Honestly, kinda GerIta behaviour. Still. on my ao3 (also breitzbachbea) I have a very recent GerIta fanfic called Two hearts alas! reside in my chest, where two of Ludwig's friends try to figure out a) if Feli is flirting and b) if Ludwig is gonna notice it.

[celestie0]

helllo helllooo ellie!!! hru doing?!

IHM gojo is the song looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5 blue eyes personified lolllll….I discourage the use of words like these when referring to ppl but he’s sooooooo fuckable😣 love LOVE kickoff!gojo but theres just something about ihm!gojo thats making me lose my mind a tad bit more ughhhh

n it is completely alright if u dont write top reader😌 I will have my gojo in any way n anyhow possible 😌😌😌😌

i’m so excited for upcoming chapters of both kickoff n IHM🥹🫶 im looking forward to more soft boi gojo in kickoff hes TOO CUTE he NEEDS to be EATENNNNN

zuro anon

hiii zuro babyyy <33 omg hope you’re doing well!!

PLS yknow when i first heard that tiktok audio my first initial thought was gojo ✋🏼😭 you’re so right tho when my brother was tryna buy a house i had to listen to his real estate agent drone on ab finance n stocks n investment property so imma channel all that annoyingness into ihm gojo🤞🏼😍

IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IN ALL HONESTY I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING AB IHM GOJO TOO 😅 WHICH FEELS SO VAIN BC HE’s MY OWN CHARACTER BUT LIKE… 🫣🤭😔 sumn ab my annoying real estate fake husband… (i mean i guess in fairness i know what happens in the story so that’s probably why 🤣 but i’m so glad that you who doesnt know what happens in the story also finds him fuckable!!!!!!! goal accomplished!!!!!!!!!! <333)

same bae i’d have gojo upside down right side up to the left to the right and its takin all my energy not to break into cha cha dance song rn

so happy you’re looking forward to more updates from me bb!! :”) you’re so cute i swear i just want to kidnap u n keep u in my pocket. LOVE YOUU 💕💕💕

- ellie 🔥

[marcilled]

im just some sheep i'm not trying to impress anyone. i am literally just fuckin existing man. for the first time in my life i don't hate myself and you all are not gonna drag me down by telling me i'm not the most fuckable tranny on tumblr. i don't really care what you think about how i look, to be completely honest. i have spent too much of my fucking life worrying about the opinion of strangers both irl and on the internet and i just don't really care anymore. i'm good to my friends. i'm kind to strangers. i don't make hurtful jokes and i don't support bigots or abusers. i've made a lot of shitty decisions in my past and i have a lot of regrets that i have to live with, but i've grown as a person. i'm not perfect, no one is. but i am Literally Just Chilling. what have i done to you to make you want to hurt me? to prey on the insecurity so many trans women have? idfk. it doesnt matter. you all see us as disposable anyway.

[booblywooblies]

i hate incels talking about "looksmaxxing", first of all i hate how incels idea of what makes a hot man doesnt ask straight women what they like

i mean all of inceldom has to do with pretending women dont have thoughts or feelings so i guess it makes sense on that front but why would you think the opinion of other straight men would have any value, not even GAY men, like hmu ill tell you if youre fuckable or not and your jawline will be irrelevant

[shshshshshowrunner]

Nooo!!! My suggestion was Amish furry romance porn!!!

Not really.

@electionfraudking I feel like I've asked this before but do you/ what kind of books do you read

[martyrbat]

PLEASE summarize hannibal or spn. dealer's choice

hannibal is the proof that therapy isnt for everyone.... ok so the basic quick run-through? theres a cannibal named hannibal because his mommy hated him and hes weird about god. theres also a guy named will who's also weird about god and has random bursts of homosexuality and psychosis. which okay fits. what is god but the voyeur of misery that is of his own doing?

hannibal breaks the apa 10.5 code often. he doesnt actually fuck will but the cannibalism is about gay sex and desires and the longing to devour what you love and in return be consumed equally back. its also about god sometimes.

will goes through a divorce arc and loses the dogs and his pregnant wife is a lesbian. he proceeds to look more and more like a wet dog that got kicked. he calls hannibal ‘doc-tah lector’ a lot and probably in bed. he also kills a man or maybe a few. he cries and gets blood on him and it's very pathetic (but fuckable!!!) but yeah hes just a very moist man. tears, blood, cum, sweat. who knows.

eventually will goes “nooooo this isnt like you what are you doing :((” to hannibal while having really big pug eyes. hannibal stabs him because will betrayed him. the penetration is well worth the long foreplay of the seasons that built up to it. they hold each other in a tender embrace and are in love. will gets charged with manslaughter and/or dies??? its a perfect love story.

random trivia!! >:3

‘Liebe geht durch den Magen’ but literal...

when i told my ex about my psychosis he compared me to will and said i was like him (‘guilable but dangerous’) so thats 👍👍

that being said — id fuck will.

there's a blood eagle?

a lot of shots from silence of the lambs but with will taking hannibals place instead!!

peepaw hannibal is a dilf but is also grandma coded

carrying on this ^^ hes british but i give him a southern old lady accent in my head

someone had cancer

there was mold growing on the set because of the soggy blood <333

hannibal and will raise a teenager together?

if this was made in 2023 then hannibal would probably be a therapist will found on betterhelp

[necro-hamster]

9 12 18 22 !! fallout and/or fc5

( this post )

9) worst part of canon

for fc5 i'd have to go w the endings, touched on it in a previous response but i think they both suck ass tbh. i end up just making up my own shit.

for fallout..... well that's a hard one because fallout's canon isn't very good. and has a lot of weird shit in it. i mean honestly i could just broadly gesture at all of it. fo has So Many Problems. but to point out smth specific, the way ghouls are handled comes to mind almost immediately. tons of missed potential and a lot of inconsistencies. wtf was up with the ghoul kid in the fridge?? lil man was NOT in there for 200 years. his ass would've fucking died. they still have to like. eat and stuff. plus it's just weird how 200 years post nuke ppl are still like EWWW AN IRRADIATED PERSON!!! like? bro you're all fucking irradiated. i know about your 11th toe and that weird spot on your butt cheek. you'd think ppl would get used to it by then. i get that obviously hatred of groups like that doesnt just go away over time magically but it just feels unrealistic the way they handle it. also boring.

i guess if you want an easier answer then i think it's stupid that the brotherhood of steel is still going strong on the east coast lol

12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

grinding my teeth together. preston garvey for fallout. i will defend him until the day i fucking die. i'm convinced that the reason so many ppl hate his ass and are annoyed by his very presence is bc he's black idc. kiss my ass. he's my best friend.

also!! raul!!!! nobody ever fucking talks abt him but he's my FAVORITE new vegas oc. i think if he looked more fuckable ppl would pay more attention to him honestly 🙄

for fc5. hurk jr. the only reason ppl don't give him as much attention as sharky is because he's fat. idc. i will stand by this until the day i die. but i guess i'll fuck him since everyone else is a coward about it

18) it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

CODSWORTH. it's criminal that bethesda's lazy asses slept on him too!!! he's got SO MUCH potential as a character but they didnt even give him a side quest???? i need yall to integrate him into your sole's story more PLEEEAAAASE. also raul again lol

far cry 5 im absolutely gonna have to say faith, she's so interesting but gets pushed aside so often and it pisses me off to no end. but that's the boring answer. that's the answer everyone expects. so i'm also gonna point out that i think it's super lame how so few ppl actually focus in on the cult and what average ppl were going thru inside of it. because, like, this isnt just Fascist Murderers or Literal Human Traffickers like the other games. they're cult members. many of them are victims of this shit too. obviously some of em were definitely just having fun killing ppl but like there were prolly a ton of ppl who were also just normal folks in desperate need of help and community and they ended up here. please have more discussions abt this shit.

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

for fallout, prolly civilization as a whole? specifically settlements/cities/towns/etc. a lot of ppl focus on being Alone In The Wastes (which is fun and cool) but i rlly like that we see time and time again that society has rebuilt in plenty of places. there's a city on a boat for gods sake. can we talk abt that shit more pls pls pls pls.

for fc5..... god. again my mind just turns toward faith and her craziness. ppl hate talking abt how much of a freak she is. so ig i'll go with the environment. how hope county is a rural place and the way that must've shaped many of the characters, including ocs who are from there. yall dont get it 😩😩😩

[fuckable-old-man-battle]

See i dont want anything to do w stan pines and i agree xigbar is more fuckable in general but... Is he a more fuckable OLD man... I think not. Sorry if he does fracture his hip while he tops you whats the point of an OLD man bracket. Like he may be 500 years old but he looks so smooth.

Ur valid for ur xigbar lust but im sorry he just doesnt have old man energies 😔😔

He only got Smooth in kh3 but they smoothed everyone they even got xehanort

[2w1ld3st-2dr3ams]

GUYS HELP MY FYP IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY RESIDENT EVIL VIDEOS

I DON'T EVEN PLAY THE GAME

I blame Leon, that mf has not left me alone for like a week and all I know is that he moans in DBD

but likeeee, if anyone writes for him and dom reader, I'm not exactly complaining

[misterhysteria]

i thought this was really interesting, ive been thinking about it for a while. firstly i reject the premise that fetishes need to be subversive (that's, come on, a little silly.) i mean we dont tell male doms that they should make their fetish more unique because men are already assumed to be powerful, right?

but even disregarding that, i think my issue with this post is that it describes contempt without eroticism. theres no desire.

you can absolutely do the attack dog version of forcemasc, ive seen it and i enjoy it. but there's still desire there. the perpetrator still wants the victim carnally -- like, most people dont want a fetish that positions them as unfuckable. thats kind of antithetical to the point. in your post the griffith-femmy cis guy doesnt even sound like he wants the victim, but the whole point of the fantasy is obsessive intimacy

likewise, i think its worth noting that forcefem is about failed men, not undesirable men. the man has failed at being a man, but his femininity is beautiful and framed as a positive change. the perpetrator (whether male or female) is partly doing it bc s/he wants to fuck a feminized person

in this post i dont really get the sense that your idea of forcemasc involves desire. it reads to me more like your framing is about hyperfocusing on the transformation as making the victim less desirable, less fuckable. and i think most ppl enjoy fantasies where somebody wants to fuck them

i dont even disagree with the whole post, and the analysis about what causes erotic tension is worthwhile. but the prescriptive tone is a little jarring -- at the end of the day, most people dont have fetishes to make a cultural statement about gender. theyre doing it to masturbate, mostly. so we can critique if we want, feel free, but saying "this is what you need to do to make the fetish" work is kind of paradoxical. if people are already jerking off to it, then it "works," it just doesn't work the way you specifically want it to.

ive got some big ideas on how to make forcemasc not lame but no one lets me speak because they hate to see a woman in a male dominated field (making girls into boys)

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck/Bad In Bed Bracket. Round 2, Side A

Joe Golberg (You) versus Wheatley (Portal 2)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Joe is a white man with short hair who is shown staring blankly; Wheatley is a round robot. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Propaganda:

Joe Goldberg: "The first time he gets to fuck a woman that he's stalked he finishes in like 2 seconds. Never appears to be any better at fucking any of the countless times he fucks after that. I bet his dick feels like a limp fish. Also got arrested for having sex in a public place and constantly jacks off in public like I think if you were any good at sex you wouldnt need to be doing that. Tried to have a bisexual foursome once to get his wife to leave him and he wimped out so hard at the idea of fucking another man even though he is arguably bisexual himself. The most sexual tension he ever actually had was with a hallucination of another man he had in his own head. Just kind of pathetic"

Wheatley: "hes british and a misogynist" / "hes like a redditor who thinks hes the smartest ever. he doesnt even have the means to have sex but if he did he would be so fucking bad at giving. theres a plotpoint in the game where he gets a 'euphoric response' when the player character completes a game thats meant as a stand-in for an orgasm and he gets so obsessed with getting that euphoric response he makes the shittiest puzzles ever just to get robot head"

[microplasticvampire]

i dont know what to do with myself. i feel dysphoric in my body, identifying feminine and being a woman feels wrong to me. i love femininity i love showing off how pretty and hot i am but it doesnt feel right to me. i want to be a boy. i want to be a man, i want to be a desirable feminine fat man. but im so fucking terrified of losing what makes me a woman because thats all the appeal ive ever had. i fully believe all my value (although very little) is in the fact that i have tits and sometimes i can look fuckable. but i want to be a man the idea of being a man is the only thing that feels right. i want to transition i want to feel comfortable in my body but all my comfort right now stems from the fact that i still have some saving grace as a decently okay looking woman. im so fucking miserable already, what will i even do when i lose this little comfort too? will the comfort in being a man really exist if i transition? what if im just making this all up for attention what if im lying and im just jumping on a trend what if im just making myself believe these things because i wanna fit in what if i transition and ill be even more miserable? i just. idk. im upset and uncomfortable and i want to kill myself

ANYWAYS. HAIIII :3

[princesamermaid]

this is such a Whatever post but like ok on here the whole a man would fuck a mcchicken variants are getting ridiculous like okay "men would have sex witha. Moldy jar" One of them probably would sure But i dont think that that many of them would. Like a lot of them Woulddnt fuck a lot of things. this si NOT a not all men post bc some of themncan b rlly cruel and evil about what they woudlnt have sex with. but i guess the original point is u should not care about being "fuckable" bc thats meaningless for the most part . though also people do like to be desired and it doesnt always mean theyre patriarchy brainwashed or their own voyeur man watching them from the inside or shallow Like wanting people to want you is . Normal & Healthy. (Of course theres many exceptions) So like that too i guess.

[d20unfuckability]

you know what? fuck it. i will be a dick. sofie is fucking disqualified all because some prick who hasnt been in my spot, me whos been sitting here for hours checking my notes over and over just to see who i need to block because theyre clowning, they told me 'its just a silly tumblr poll and its hilarious that youre getting mad about a chracter that you included' this tournament has been a big thing on my mind for OVER A MONTH STRAIGHT, ive gone through MANY emotions because of it lately and ive been trying to be nice and fun but honestly? people can be really fucking annoying on this website, actually!

that character was included because i was being lenient and nice and thought it was fun even though i didnt think she is actually fuckable. yknow what criteria i had for letting characters in? 1. they were attractive 2. they were dtf and 3. no minors! anyone else was fine! sure, a lot of them maybe didnt fit the definition of why i made this tournament but i thought i had a pretty clear idea from the start what ships would make it to the finale anyway, and all of them did fit the definition!

i didnt think people could misinterpret things as bizarrely as they did. i didnt think people could be so. annoying. i didnt think id get more than a couple thousand notes tops, not OVER 10K NOTES AND COUNTING. im NOT used to this stuff, considering that ive said many a time that my main blog has like 250 or so followers, and my main blogs notes are like, 20 a day tops!

and no offense to this person they seem lovely, i didnt think id be fucked over by, of all things, someone whos worked on a disney show, and not only that but one that ive enjoyed before! again they seem lovely and i hold nothing against them for just having fun, but man, this is a weird situation man!

i deleted the poll. it doesnt delete the reblogs and i doubt it does anything to the poll itself, but hopefully it gives me no more notifications about it.

i will be hosting a different finale. if i hear any bs about this, youre getting blocked. im sick of this. i was naive and hopeful and lighthearted when this started and at this point i just want this to end. please just grant me the luxury of just letting it end in a chill way.

"voting Gilear is what Emily Axford would want. do it for Emily."

"she could step on me and i would thank her. also wife of the wife guy supreme" (and a wife guy herself)