#that is the funniest ever

[marinetteplztakeabreak]

Alya after scarabella and kitty noir fight their first akuma “heyyyyyy nino. Remember when you thought i was cheating on you with chat noir. okay so. funny story. hilarious actually. so. we agreed it was cool if i wanted to kiss catgirls in that conversation right, thats the conclusion we came to? Right, so—”

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[taahko]

chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever

[biboomerangboi]

More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

[shubbabang]

[caramelldansenu]

[hxllo-hui]

Just finished svsss - they’re so silly I love them all

[krafterwrites]

I'm genuinely crying right now

[twilight-trackss]

my beloved divorcees

[mywitchcultblr]

I found a homophobic cat its joever, us gays will never win now

[asticassia]

SCREAMING

[sharkcloset]

i NEED people to know that fairies in dungeon meshi are made from blood, semen, and horse manure

[umblrspectrum]

nevermind i figured out how to draw her

[carlyraejepsans]

I AM FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING

[jessiarts]

I saw someone do something similar with a cow little bit ago and it looked like fun so I wanted to try it out

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality