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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats

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santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.

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ichn date !

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when you accidentally backwash your estradiol pill into your water bottle and now the water in it tastes like estradiol #estrogenwater #estrogenwater #estrogenwater

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live-action fandoms are scary to me cuz they'll say like "this is my little flubby-dubby my squimblo my blorb my beautiful baby boy" and it's just a picture of a guy like a real-life actual human being

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sometimes you read a fic that's very well written but it's also so intensely in au territory that it's basically an original story with a fandom coat of paint on it 😔 you get back in there and write something that engages with the source material like god intended

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First off, click here.

The wheel just assigned you one of the Worldwide Box Office Winners from the past 35 years. (No 2024 because we don't know that winner, yet.)

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polysho doodle!!!!

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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I got bit by a fucking thing

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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

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Look Back/ルックバック, dir. by Kiyotaka Oshiyama (2024)

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love their matching pose.....besties who are going to cause problems on purpose together.