#that is my fave dynamic methinks

[greendomine]

i feel like, while lewis wanted fame and glory, he also couldnt bear to be by himself and thats why when he was kicked out of clark and julia's house he 'hired' pernier and eventually killed himself. he felt rejected by everyone in his life, even when people denied such notions, and saw no other way out other than death.

[tamaruaart]

Honestly I want you to go more into detail about the dynamic your ocs share:>

Hohohoho thank you doppel, ama have FUN with this one!

So for this, I decided to Choose Wukong and Zhaoyan's dynamic, mostly because it's really lore heavy.

The whole shtick of their dynamic is:

"Opposites who you'd think could never be similar to one another, until you realize how similar they actually are when you start reading in between the lines."

From the surface, yeah, they'd never get along (again). Zhao's a relaxed magic lady. While Wukong is a loud demon. And also, the Chinese Zodiacs of the monkey and tiger are specifically stated not to get along very well haha

(Not to mention fashion wise they're also supposed to be opposites, with Zhao's fashion being elegant and feminine while Wukong's literally in armour most of the time)

And just the fact they get on each other's nerves a lot. Zhao's bitch-y-ness and hypocrisy (reasonably) get on Wukong's nerves. And Wukong's recklessness and just the general fact he's pretty frustrating, get on Zhao's nerves.

But they're actually a lot more similar.

Both in looks (orange hair, golden eyes), association with the sun (Wukong's aesthetic with the sun and the tiger's association with weather elements in Chinese culture. Zhao's being the sun), but also in their flaws.

Both run away when they make mistakes. And it's gotten to the point where they're even running togheter methinks.

But the difference is, Wukong stops running and actually starts facing his flaws. While Zhao just chooses to live her life alone, as the witch doesn't have the will to try and rekindle everything that's happened.

But when MK comes along, she HAS to face her problems. And though she doesn't realize it, it's the best thing that has happened to her. Because it also gets her closer to Wukong, and they start realizing their shared flaws internally and they become one of my fave duos

Because they still dislike each other of course- But now it's more lighthearted. But that development is SLOW, I think in Zhao's story they only start progressing in like, late season 3.

I also love their dynamic in general- The wine aunt and Apple Juice uncle as I love to call it! It's my favorite trope afjjfkfmkfk be it platonic or romantic (Zhao and Wukong AREN'T supposed to be in love but I'm actually neutral about it because some of my irl friends ship it)

And yeah that's it about em lololol, there's a LOT of (admittedly poorly executed) symbolism in their dynamic and I really like talking about them :D

Feel free to send in more asks lmao

[alienssstufff]

Top 5 qsmp duos/ships

1. DAPDUOOOO

It’s always them. It always comes back to them. And they’re so toxic for eachothers mental well-being it’s twisted. they’re sick.

2.Slimeriana + Missclick family

Two things I like in a dynamic: they depth and funny- and that’s what they are I love them so much muchjjjj I hope they get to hang out moreee

3. Team BBGirls (BBH, Baghera, Gegg/Slime)

Their solidarity during the elections I love and I adore BBH and Slime interactions outside of it and the outcome not smth you would expect! Very loving support system for q!Slime methinks

4. Autotunetrio/ Slime and Tallulah

I made like a whole backstory about those three my like for them is solely powered by fake scenarios in my head. Slime and Tallulah are also there bc I find the things they have in common and their shared tendencies to be dramatic af (Tallulah takes it from her fave Tio Slime what can I say) is endearing.

5. BBH

Umbrella statement the tier dedicated to BBH duos (like Foolish, Dapper, etc) the QSMP rly makes him shine here and I love that for him ^^ One of my fave characters he’s pretty high up there

Honourable mentions: Insaneduo (bc,,,, reasons 😏), Death family (I only get to watch Phil during his early bird streams I find him very relaxing)

[blushydrangea]

oooo ok i actually have a few ideas for marshies gf :)

consider: jax, luxx, anetra and/or either sugar or spice

thoughts? :p

WHAT IF ... she dates everyone <3 /j this is going to be a master ship discussion because i got carrIED AWAY.

i must say this season is too fast for me to keep up with interactions so i'd ship marcy with anyone as long as the dynamic is cute. luxx is my fave so i vibe with them together, they seem like the gfs who would wanna share the same hobbies so they spend more time together?? idk 🥰 anetra is Mommy™ which goes well with babygirl marcy methinks, plus they're both dorks....

i kinda think it'd be hilarious if sugar and spice were both trying to win marcia and she's completely clueless/just happy to have two really nice friends who shower her with gifts and praises-

she seems to have more interactions with jax too, i like them but idc yet how they would work as a couple cause i need jax to have more screentime. i'll also bring up marcia and aura because they have some rivals to lovers going on but aura defended her in the last untucked which shows they're not totally enemies yknowww... and i kinda like the thought of rivals who have each other's back.... POSSIBILITIES

[tiecladartist]

Barok for the Character Headcanons! :D

Coming from you, this feels like the ask came from Barok himself!

Character Headcanons:

1: sexuality headcanon - May be projecting for this one, but I see him as either ace or demi. At the very least I don't think he'll even be thinking about relationships until he's better worked through his trauma (losing your ability to trust others for several years makes being vulnerable with a S/O a little difficult methinks).

2: otp - Barok X Arts and Crafts. I'll be honest, even though Albert/Benjamin was the first character to pop into my head, I didn't really see them as being romantically involved. And so, this is my OTP. I see making the diagrams for cases as something almost therapeutic for Barok. Considering he spends a lot of time tense and on high alert, I feel like it's probably nice to be able to just sit and work on something like that in the safety of his office. He'd take pride in all the little details, perhaps so focused he doesn't notice when he gets some paint on his face from moving his hair out of his eyes (wiping it off as soon as he notices though because an English gentleman can't walk about with a dirty face). I just want Barok to be able to relax from time to time, and art (even for the sake of work) is a nice outlet/distraction.

3: brotp - And this is where Albert/Benjamin comes in! I loved their dynamic. That belief Barok had in him, defending the instant kinesis machine so much because even if it was utter nonsense it was important to Albert/Ben. Not to mention sending his only real friend back to Germany despite having the opportunity to catch up and have some positive and happy interactions for once, all out of concern for his friend's safety? Like, Albert was more or less all he had left from his happier past (I know Tobias was there too but they seemed to interact on a mostly professional bases now), Albert/Ben was someone Barok knew he could trust in a world filled with perceived enemies. He was someone that genuinely made him happy! And yet, Barok was willing to put his own happiness and this chance for one good day aside because he was so worried the Reaper's curse would take Albert/Ben away and it'd be Klint all over again. He cared about his friend that much!! I have many many feelings about their friendship and how great it is but I am going to stop myself now xD

4: notp - Barok X Sholmes - As entertaining as it is to see the dynamic of serious/closed-off and "I'm just here to start s***" I could never do this to Barok. I feel that over time the two of them could have the occasional evening of fun debate, or maybe even intellectual discussion with the right topic, most likely because Iris is pushing for them to get along better, but it would probably only work if it's in small doses, so a relationship would be out of the question.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: This man sleeps at a desk more often than a bed. Office aside, I feel like back at his home he gets ready for bed, glass of wine in hand, bed ready to go, and thinks "I'm not quite tired yet" and heads to his writing desk instead, working on paperwork, or perhaps reading a book that's caught his attention. Then, before he knows it, he wakes up with his pen in hand or a book on his lap. I feel like it started when he was taking his break, since he was no longer on a work schedule, and perhaps the poor sleeping habit stuck around. Or alternatively, it's a result of him not wanting to be alone with only his thoughts before bed. He needs to keep his mind distracted or he begins to think of Klint, or the curse, or if he'll be taking a safe enough route to get to that meeting tomorrow, perhaps he's less likely to get jumped if he takes that street instead? or...

6: one way in which I relate to this character: Barok seems to try to avoid getting close to people. It took two whole games and a jailcell for him to open up to Ryu about his past, and even that took some effort. While it's not to the degree of our wonderful god of death, I also find it difficult to trust or open up to people out of a fear of it hurting more when they inevitably leave. I'll say what's needed in the moment, what's expected of someone in whatever relationship I have with them, but I find it hard to properly open up about my feelings and allow myself to be vulnerable despite seeming honest on the outside. And then, just as he did in the final case, one day someone with enough persistence crosses that invisible threshold and I'm like "alright time to exposition dump if you're clearly sticking around anyways"

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: His "passive aggression" (to put it mildly) to Ryu is probably the biggest culprit. I could go on for hours analyzing the causes of, mindset behind and thematic purposes of his treatment of Ryu, but it doesn't change the fact that he does say some pretty rude and uncalled for things at times. Explanation does not equate to excuse after all. Though, I don't remember it being as bad as the fandom portrays, so I'll be paying more attention to it on my Twitch playthrough. (At the very least, he isn't physically assaulting the defense like some other prosecutors, as low of a bar as that is to reach). That being said, I also appreciate the fact that the characters in this game have flaws! People aren't perfect, and the less appealing sides of the Great Ace Attorney characters make them feel all the more real.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Enemy of his liver, Old Bailey janitors, Japanese Lawyers and his own emotions, I have to declare him a Problematic Fave xD

[jlf23tumble]

Hellooooooooooooo

do you have any fanfic with Larry fetus in the BDSM world? hbottom pleaseeee 🥺♥️

Of course! Sadly, my very faves have been deleted, and for good reason, but here you go, some old, some new, none borrowed, none blue!

Don’t Say a Word, wannabebestseller, 1.9k. I love it when fics reference a specific interview, and you know EXACTLY what it’s about, this one being that time Louis manipulated Harry’s mouth to speak for him.

i wanna be yours now, yoursongonmyheart, 3k. Set on the “Take Me Home” tour, but maybe that still counts???

that boy’s got my heart in a silver cage, orphan_account, 3.9k. Ah, an eternal fic rec, you’ve probably read it, but read it again! 

Sweet Baby, jishler, 5.4k. Part of a series that is well worth the read (along with the author’s other works), fits the brief perfectly.

never worse but never better, sky_reid, 4.4k. Ah, bless, I love a prompt from a kink meme over on livejournal, a step back in time!

Sonic Sounds, orphan_account, 5.7k. This is more under-negotiated kink, but you can see where it’s heading, and it’s beautiful.

Tigers Play Too Rough, Blake, 5.9k. God, EVERYTHING Blake writes, any fandom, is god tier, but this one? The way you see their dynamic shift/lock? LOVE.

Google Says Cut That Out, LittleMousling, 6.1k. Mannnnnn, one of my fave authors, this one has Louis finally googling whatever the fuck it is they’re doing.

however do you want me, however do you need me, moonshinelouis, 7k. Another great series, this one kicking off with backstage ping pong.

Gentle Sin, userkant, 7.5k. This--THIS--is the fic you’re looking for, methinks, assuming you haven’t already read it.

Horizontal Like a Quarter to Three, orphan_account, 8.7k. This is another one that gets rec’d a lot, but for good reason, some Louis thoughts on what it’s like to push Harry around.

trusting things beyond mistake, sarcasticfluentry, 9.8k. Another one of my fave canon authors, can’t go wrong with any of ‘em, but this is Harry experimenting with handcuffs and Louis walking in on him (somewhat related, poor Zayn).

give you my fever, beautlouis, 10k. I was gonna rec something else by this author, but truly, anything of theirs works! This one, though, AIMH for the X Factor vibes you’re after.

Could you love me anyway, SadaVeniren, 13k. The kickoff to a great series, and another one where Louis has to take to the internet to figure some shit out.

Make Tea, Not War, adventuring/howdoyouwhisk, 20k. X Factor-era service kink discovery, hey-oh!

[transimailisa]

idk i just really love all the roselia dynamics u know? like....ako lisa brotp,,,,sayo adopting ako as a little sister,,,,ALL of roselia adopting ako as a little sister....yukina rinko mutual talent acknowledgement....sayo rinko mutual gamer respect.......sayo lisa absolute besties.......yukina lisa where do i even start (but also absolute besties)...... sayo lisa yukina they are all gfs methinks....just. yeah. roselia,,,

u are RIGHT into my brain anon. literally whats constantly playing in my brain when i think about them.

they all have super fun and interesting dynamic a personal fave is ako and lisa !! they both have their heart in their sleeves, they have easily fun together and their whole connection of getting into the band together/ being the rhythm section/ knowing each other from dance club is soooo dear to me i love it so much. i feel like they translate that relationship well into the writing as well as in some songs where theres funky back and forths between the bass and the drums is very <3

i go on on all the relationships but we shall stop there but ur very right anon

[elephants-are-cool]

slightly late, but maybe sakura for the character headcanons ask thing??

nope, not late at all!

i'm assuming this is about tbhk? since i posted about that the most recently? but i'm honestly not sure! which fandom do you mean? (there are a lot of sakuras.) i'll do all four for this ask though cause that sounds fun! (though tell me in the askbox which one you meant.)

sakura nanamine:

1: gender and sexuality headcanon

agender aromantic lesbian

2: otp

hmm... sakunene is v good, and so is aoisaku! sakumei is cute too (especially with glasses mei)! (okay but these three as qprs is supreme too tho)

3: brotp

the broadcasting club!! sakura and tsukasa should have a sibling dynamic (older sibling and little gremlin brother- love themb)! sakura and mitsuba2 is amazing- love their energy! sakunene brotp is fantastic- also qpr sakunene? absolute supremacy they are my favs. sakura and mitsuba1 is goth&marshmallow which is truly fantastic methinks,,, also glasses mei and sakura are truly best lesbian besties (let them be qprs plss) the parallels the parallels!... aoisaku parallels… and they’d get along so well, they should have tea parties together and talk a lot they’d get along so well… human mei and sakura... energetic and tired, they should be besties hh... sakunene besties is fantastic (especially as qprs) they should have so many tea parties and banter and complain about the twins they deserve it... sakura should hang out in the library and they and tsuchimigori should banter- lots of banter...

4: notp

idkkk... don't ship natsusaku/tsusaku ig...

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

tea tea tea but that's canon... everyone thinks their a supernatural at first because of how cool they are... their little diamond is actually very special to them and has a lot of emotional meaning... wears those velvety gloves...

6: one way in which I relate to this character

the exasperation... the watching of antics with a small smile behind hand... the honestly i can't be bothered... ig

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

the lack of content, the lack of content, the lack of content

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

neither rlly,, but the second one ig out of the two

sakura oogami:

1: gender and sexuality headcanon

omni demiromantic demisexual

2: otp

hmm... sakuraoi is v v cute... the her and kenshiro backstory is adorable too... sakusaya is cute ngl

3: brotp

sakura and celeste should be besties they should be besties and do each others hair yes i saw that post by @ministarfruit and fell in love with themb... sakura and kenshiro rivals besties is fantastic... sakura and aoi is amazing i love their casual and warm friendship so much and chapter 4? chapter 4 *breaks down into sobs*... sakusaya should be besties too... they should go dress shopping together lets be rl... sakura and makoto are besties too- points at free time events- let them be besties... sakura and nekomaru should be the ultimate best friends the parallels the parallels... sacrificing themselves to save everyone... they should train together... buff and kind... sakura and mukuro should be besties... sakura, aoi, mukuro, peko and maki should train together...

4: notp

idkkk... monokumaxsakura?

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

she wears dumb shirts that her friends buy for her

6: one way in which I relate to this character

feeling like it's my duty to do something/to prove myself? protective?

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

her fanon portrayal. guys, what. what the bloody hell.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

a bit of both ig cause chapter 4 but mainly the first one. she's so sweet i love her.

sakura kiyashiki:

1: gender and sexuality headcanon

idk she doesn't rlly think about it that much. pan/enby mayhaps??

2: otp

don't rlly have one lol.

3: brotp

oh!! her and nagisa's friendship was really sweet!! especially with him tutoring her!! definite favourite friendship!! i also feel like her and kataoka should be friends,,, as well as her and kurahashi,,, and her and okano,,, idk they'd get along!

4: notp

her and the members of class e.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

she becomes a teacher when she grows up!!

6: one way in which I relate to this character

*gestures at almost everything about her lol*

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

lack of content.... in canon and fanon...

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinammon roll!!

sakura haruno:

1: gender and sexuality headcanon

bi! and genderfluid! (i read a good fic for the last one.)

2: otp

i haven't actually read/watched much of naruto, but from what i've seen on here, inosakuhina seems adorable. bi flower gfs!! hell yh!!

3: brotp

team 7!! the whole thing!! they have a cool dynamic i love themb so far!

4: notp

idkkk... kakashi x sakura?

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

she's buff and grows up to be a rlly powerful medical ninja

6: one way in which I relate to this character

she's super relatable ngl but idk ig...

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

i wanna see her do more stuff instead of the author just making her faint/getting her captured in the first half

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

from what i've seen of the fandom problematic fave

[nazumichi]

suki!!!

1: sexuality headcanon: bi!!

2: otp: sukka…. zukki…. yueki…. sukitara….

3: brotp: I liked her friendship with aang in the comics! super underrated dynamic, methinks.

4: notp: any of the obvious haha.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I’d imagine mastering the art of deadly and sharp weapons is one that’s hard to get control of, she has to have a lot of scars from where she cut herself with her fans.

6: one way in which I relate to this character: idk she’s too cool 😳

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: nothing?

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? kyoshi warrior

[octavianacidicbreastmilk]

So. Vicious. Eli, Victor and Serena? 👀

ELI

do I like them: YES. he’s just so entertaining. like can you imagine getting basically immortality and eternal youth but also a god complex (between you and god no less) the size of Saturn? thats free entertainment for days.

5 good qualities: his ego; my boy is resourceful, look at him going essentially full serial killer; smart; lapsed catholic (yes its a quality); and him being a control freak. like just mwuah

3 bad qualities: he has none. legit too good for this world. like if we are talking abt objectively, sure i can find some, but if we are going by my interpretation i like even the “bad“ traits so *shrug*

favourite episode/etc: hmm holding off my judgement until vengeful lol

otp: i mean i know that schwab has said smth abt the sexual orientation of either eli or victor, so im not sure if its up to canon. but victor/eli. like no contest

brotp: i mean also victor/eli. like honestly the entire thing when eli was playing rescue bc victor was so envious of eli’s powers so he kept trying to off himself? that shit was entertaining

ot3: dont really have one tbh :/

notp: ditto

best quote: “He hadn't meant to do it. That is to say, he hadn't set out in his car with the /intent/ to kill the janitor. But he /had/ unearthed Sykes's rotation schedule, and he /had/ gotten in his car at the same time that Sykes clocked out of his once-a-week night shift, and he /had/ seen him crossing the road, and he /had/ sped up” its by no means his best, but in the moment i was like. aight. fave 

head canon: i dont know if its part of his backstory or whatever, but i do think he has daddy issues, specifically the religious kind

VICTOR

do I like them: also a strong and resounding YES lmao.

5 good qualities: hes an asshole, like the actual worst (love him); ik eli is supposed to be the charming one, but as soon he gets out of prison im like dude the dad jokes? 100 charisma right there; he knows dad jokes!!!;

3 bad qualities: does he have any? methinks not

favourite episode/etc: same as for eli, tho an addendum, for both it might be hard to top vicious lol

otp: same as above, eli/victor

brotp: eli/victor; and i can see myself liking, with more content, victor/mitch

ot3: nah :/

notp: ditto

best quote: when, after he basically rbing back from the dead eli, and my boy is all like god’s hands this and god’s hands that, and victor snaps “you put yourself in mine [hands]“

head canon: im going with touch-averse. like im not sure if in the book he proves me wrong, but thems the vibes

SERENA

do I like them: im okay with her ig? like i understand her motivations somewhat (you come back from the dead, and you come back wrong etc) but i do think they were less compelling than eli’s overall?

5 good qualities: i like that she was trying to take as much control as possible from eli (like, not bc eli would want that, but its assertive in a woman and i like it); she wants smth she knows how to get it, i can respect that;her being like, sure this dude tried to kill me, still down to fuck, horny icon (insert here the thing abt the powers tho. not really a fan of that); smart; knows how to kinda play in a team. kinda. she knows the basics ig

3 bad qualities: perhaps trying to kill your sister with your boyfriend is a bit much; terrible taste in men (i say this with love to eli ofc, but thems the facts) counts for two bc the infraction is grave

favourite episode/etc: lmao vicious since yk, victor happened.

otp: none. like her and eli are the only one on the table, and im not necessarily a fan of how it could all be bc of her powers. i like fraght power dynamics, but the siren thing wasnt making it smth enjoyable personally

brotp: her and sydney. look ik what i said abt it being a bit much, but look the codependence, the idea that your sister might not be truly your sister and the uncertainty that comes from that. its interesting at the very least, on either side

ot3: same as the otp. nada

notp: maybe eli and her tbh

best quote: cheating a bit bc this isnt her quote but abt her. still “She had always been convincing (that was the word her sister liked to use for lying) “

head canon: hmm dont have any tbh

[ganymedesclock]

Compiling for the meme. Also I want to say as an aro/ace person, for “hotness level” I will merely be evaluating character aesthetics and how appealing I find them, since otherwise everyone would be solidly reading “meh”.

Since these got super long, I’m splitting these up and doing all Voltrons, and then all TFA asks.

@a-trolli​ said:  for the character ask, lotor of course!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

Me, Clockie Radioactivesupersonic, loving Lotor as a character???? The very idea. 

In less mocking news I’ve been pretty much consistently excited about Lotor since pre-s2. I kid you not- my earliest meta on the subject was analyzing the “Weblum Galra” (Acxa’s s2e9 appearance) from the s2 trailer and speculating that was either Lotor or an agent thereof. I did a comic about it. 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

Whether or not you agree with every decision of VLD’s writing, it’s visually gorgeous and Lotor is no exception. VLD’s offering of Lotor is easily one of my aesthetic favorites- the DDP design is a good contender and the classic poncho is an interesting statement, but, ultimately, the sleek blue-black armor, the added volume to his hair, even personalizing touches like those electric blues and the curl of hair next to his face are very nice touches. The “Mulan” strand in particular does a nice job adding a sense of youthfulness to his design, and AJ LoCascio does such a good job giving him this rolling, statesman’s eloquence. 

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Lotor’s a raven who makes occasional passes at imitating a snake, methinks. He values power and loyalty, can be brash in certain situations, and is quite diligent, but, ultimately what Lotor respects the most is the pursuit of knowledge. Basically every time Lotor’s overcome a wall, it’s because when the going got hard, he hit the books. Given he started studying Altea towards his exile, it raises the clear implication that he responded to feeling bereaved and alone by seeking more information, and used that information to build a sense of belonging.

best quality:

Probably his sense of strategic observation, opportunism, and ambush tactics. It’s just a real delight to watch an effective strategist, especially one like Lotor where he’s not quite a villain so you can actually root for his plans to succeed.

worst quality: 

I mean, the part where he keeps ending up alone after his interpersonal connections spectacularly self-destruct and he cuts them off out of fear, but that’s not exactly mostly on him, now is it HAGGAR.

ship them with: 

Primarily Allura.

brotp them with: 

Did you know that before s4 I had a pet theory that Lotor had met the Generals when they all were children and they’d grown up together. I still think about that. 

needs to stay away from:

beep beep, Honerva it’s child protection services and they’re not impressed with your bullshit excuses about the rift.

misc. thoughts:

I don’t have a lot since I tend to just aggressively pour my Lotor thoughts right into the tag but just once I want to see Lotor get frustrated by something and have a frustrated huff that flutters his single forelock.

@thenorthernphoenix​ said:  For that character thing you're doing: Lance

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

MY BOY.

I genuinely deeply love Lance. And not just because I genuinely deeply love Heart aspect characters in general. He totally blindsided me as far as VLD characters- I latched hard onto Keith and Pidge first, then Shiro. Lance took a long, hard time growing on me! (I love Hunk and Allura too, they just didn’t do time as my Reigning Fave before Lotor stole that particular crown)

Which I think is kinda hilarious, since, uh, well, Lance is probably the character out of VLD I think I have the most in common with, and I think leaping to the notion that the rest of the cast is just a little more interesting than Lance is a very Lance thing to do.

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

I stand by what I said with Lotor, VLD is a nicely designed show, and Lance is cute. You wanna ruffle his hair. I’d say he doesn’t have any particularly striking or eye-catching features. A lot of his appeal as a character is less his physical features or clothing and more the body language with which he wears those things.

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Of the Hogwarts headcanons I’ve posted this is one people often fight me on and I think this is because of a differentiation- I think people often sort characters based on who’s good at the particular House’s virtue, and not what they value. Knowledge takes many forms, and Ravenclaw isn’t obligatorily the domain of the most erudite- that would be pursuing a single, narrow facet of knowledge which doesn’t exactly speak to the wisest.

To me, Lance is a Ravenclaw because he’s motivated heavily by curiosity. He’s earnestly fascinated by people, by the world, by situations. We can tell a lot from the characters by how they respond to their Lion first meeting them- and Lance’s reaction to Blue is basically to just stroll right in and make himself at home. As soon as Blue seems like someone who has something to say, Lance is all ears. 

best quality:

Empathy and compassion

worst quality: 

I mean, it’s not exactly unforgivable but definitely the one that tends to bite him the most often is his tendency to just wildly try things when he’s got no expertise in a given area/ isn’t sure.

ship them with: 

Mostly Keith, but I’m decently amenable to him with Hunk or Allura. 

brotp them with: 

The whole team tbh but I think him and Shiro and him and Pidge are both underrated dynamics. Also, my undying esteem to the first person who writes him and Lotor getting stranded on a planet and having to work their way out with the power of emotional bonding and a lot of sarcasm.

needs to stay away from:

The Langst crowd. In seriousness, can’t think of anybody that’s a Lance-specific hazard and not generally bad for everyone else’s health.

misc. thoughts:

the Lance face from the WINNER flag is still my favicon. as it should be.

@oxfordmodernfairytales asked:  For the character ask thing, Shiro?

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

Shiro’s come through a lot, and, while I think there are some ways he could have been fleshed out more, it’s really good to see him back on his feet again and I’m optimistic about this thing with the IGF Atlas. He really lights up when he’s on the bridge, and it’s nice to see. 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

Given the amount of thirst art I see about him, it’s fair to say the fan consensus of Shiro is he’s way hot, and I do think he looks very handsome and charming but I don’t quite find him an Unstoppable Stud of a man. Being fair to Shiro this is probably a lot more to do with my sexuality than anything about his looks.

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Josh Keaton aired this as his personal headcanon and, honestly, I’d see it. While Shiro is brave, and can and will challenge things directly that he sees as wrong, his greatest successes as a character are games of endurance. Both of his dry, sarcastic comments- one in s2e2 and one in s7e6- involve a cheerfully recited Long List of things that have failed to kill him so far. And what stands out about him to Keith in s7e1, their first meeting, isn’t the charismatic foot Shiro puts forwards- it’s his refusal to give up on Keith.

best quality:

All of the paladins get angry at cruelty, but Shiro has this particular eviscerating fury that really only comes from someone who passionately, earnestly believes in a good world and cannot tolerate the idea that you’re breaking from it.

worst quality: 

His tendency to put himself second and suffer in silence for long periods. He’s the biggest advocate of teamwork and the last one to open up about drowning, even when the water’s up to his chin.

ship them with: 

Adam, in that... as much as we saw him at a chapter of conflict, I’m a little frustrated at the note it ended on. I think it’d be really interesting to see more out of these guys- their stubbornness, strength of will, and, also, their connection and how much they care about each other.

brotp them with: 

His team, of course, but, honestly, he and Allura make a darn good platonic power couple. Let’s see more situations like s1e10.

needs to stay away from:

HAGGAR...

misc. thoughts:

his monolids... are not eyeliner.

[goatsandgangsters]

Okay so now it is time for The Thinky Thoughts About Actual Hamlet, rather than just The Encounter

tl;dr: the production was iNCREDIBLE, the entire cast was phenomenal, the staging was very interesting and they made a lot of cool choices, it was also one of the funniest productions of Hamlet I’ve ever seen and there were times when I laughed until my sides hurt, but also I wanted to cry very often too, my review is going to admittedly be Biased, but like I said, the entire cast was phenomenal

The entirety of the opening scene was done with all of the lights completely off, except for the occasional very, very dim spot on the ghost. This was repeated again when Hamlet tags along for the watch, and I thought it was a great lighting choice to have us literally in the dark

Regarding humorous touches, Anatol’s first line when he’s addressed is like... he’s just taken a sip of his drink and gets a very deer-in-headlights “I was called on by the teacher and I don’t know the answer” look and momentarily just kind of... freezes with panic. There was a lot of subtle humor and also humanizing.

They stripped away a lot of the nobility and the pomp from the characters and they seemed very un-artistocratic. It really centered it as a family drama, which I loved. Cladius also had such a wonderful skeeze factor to him, like he was more your gross drunk uncle than your well-bred aristocrat uncle

The “methinks I see my father” was hilarious, with horatio and co. freezing and turning in sync, completely panicked that they’re about to see the ghost again. the humor of that whole exchange was really fresh

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh ophelia and laertes sibling feelings. they completely nailed the teasing sibling dynamic

also, um. so those jeans that he was wearing were... very tight. very, very tight. they were tighter than the skinny jeans I was wearing, let’s put it that way. and at one point he bent over directly in front of us and uh, wow. worth the price of admission just for that (a very talented actor but um, that was a bonus)

In general, I really love Polonius. He was bumbling and like Such a Dad, without seeming too incompetent? I think sometimes he can be too much of a buffoon and you’re left wondering why he’s been employed this long? And like, he was definitely a buffoon, but it was too much? That, or maybe my threshold for belief that absolute idiots can hold positions of political power has expanded

And as long as I’m on the subject, Ophelia was incredible. Easily my second-fave performance of everyone. She was very... solid? I feel like acting choices usually make Ophelia very delicate and waifish and fragile, but she felt like a snarky young girl who might be the protagonist of a coming of age indie movie about a snarky young girl making her way in indie new york, with like, a guitar or something. You know? Like, you never got the sense that she was a breakable wisp. She stress ate a lasagna on stage. She “nope”d the fuck out of her brother giving her The Sex Talk and rolled under a table to ignore him. #Relatable

Most of the cast doubled as the theatre troupe that comes for a visit, which was great for, you know, reasons. Reasons of your fave not fucking off to France for half the show

I won’t lie, there were definite times when I completely tuned out what was happening on stage in favor of watching Anatol just like... exist. His calves, man. His calves are mighty and sculpted. He was moving furniture during one scene and I have no idea what anyone said. I cannot express to you how tight these jeans were

Keegan-Michael Key doing the prologue of the play-within-a-play was the honest to god funniest thing I’ve ever seen. It was just five straight minutes of him making odd noises and gesticulating wildly. I laughed until my face hurt. I laughed until my sides ached. I cannot remember the last time I laughed that hard. And this is not something I usually say about a production of Hamlet

My favorite part about this though was that I get the sense he may have gone on longer than usual? Because when he started it, the cast was relatively composed, and then even they started to lose it. Like there was a definite shift where like... he was done but then oH NO HE WAS NOT DONE and you could tell suddenly that the whole cast was struggling to keep their shit together. anatol went from stoic, to hand over his mouth with telltale eyebrows raised so you knew he was smiling, to honest to god covering his entire face with his hand

Oh, going backwards a little bit, Oscar Isaac was very frequently in his underwear and stabbed a poor defenseless lasagna to death. It was not honestly as bad as what the cryptic tweets about it made it seem. Unless he decided to scale back that night, but he only stabbed it to death. But yeah, I have... seen more of him than perhaps I cared to see, if I’m honest

So, okay, not to make it seem like Oscar Isaac wasn’t amazing, because he was absolutely amazing, but this was the first production of Hamlet that really seemed like it was about the ensemble. Everything else I’ve seen has always been Hamlet centered, with everything else always seeming to orbit him (which, you know, he is the title), but this was very much... I really felt like this was as much about everyone else as it was about him. All in all, it was just such a stellar cast

The scene with Hamlet joking about Polonius’s dead body is hilarious no matter what, but it’s even better when he literally kicks someone out of their front row seat to throw Polonius into it and hide him under a playbill (there was, on the whole, a lot of audience engagement)

SPEAKING OF POLONIUS, dear god I feel bad for this guy. and for whoever has to clean the theatre after every show. BEARING IN MIND THAT THE STAGE IS CARPETED, the poor guy is lying dead on the ground, while Ophelia drags in two giant plants from the lobby of the theatre, yanks out the plant, and dumps two giant things of dirt on him. and then arranges the flowers on his face.

which, getting ahead of myself here, but instead of having an off-stage death, she hauls an actual working hose on stage, completely drenches herself, places the hose on the mound of dirt that is Polonius, WHICH IS NOW  QUICKLY BECOMING A RIVER OF MUD ON THE CARPETED FLOOR, and then she lies down next to him to also die in the mud and the flowers, which was visually very powerful, but I also couldn’t stop thinking about how uncomfortable it must be to lie on stage covered in mud

but yeah, backtracking a bit. the BELLOWING ROAR OF “WHERE IS THIS KING” from off-stage as Anatol comes charging on and immediately runs at Claudius with a butcher knife. mm boy.

contrasted with the only moment in the play where I actually did cry, which was the piteous way that he crumpled upon hearing of Ophelia’s death. hhhhhhhrgh

I’m not sure whether it was hilarious or painful that Polonius and Ophelia played the gravediggers. I mean they WERE hilarious and that scene was so excellent, but also like. ouch. harsh. way harsh. way to pour mud in the wounds. (there was so much mud on this poor carpet)

Hamlet and Horatio were chilling in the audience for this scene. I’m pretty sure Keegan was on some woman’s lap.

and now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, kICK HIS ASS TINY LAERTES!!!!!!!!!!!! and that’s the story of how I watched anatol (in very tight jeans) tackle oscar isaac to the ground and choke the fuck out of him in a giant pool of actual mud. oscar isaac’s face was actually turning red, I could see the tendons in anatol’s hands, and I was honestly a little concerned

anyway then Hamlet like... talked about himself or some shit while cuddling Ophelia’s dead body, but I was honestly paying more attention to Claudius and Horatio, who were still wrestling with Anatol in the mud. #filthy #noliterally

uUUMMMM WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE well, okay, at that point. I kind of feel like I had already ascended onto another plane of existence, such was The Strength of that entire scene, between Polonius and Ophelia being hilarious gravediggers, the clever wordplay (and oh, the irony, of Polonius now being the one to best Hamlet in contest of words and wits), between me being in agony about brokenhearted and enraged Laertes, between Professional Mud Wrestling Smackdown ... what more could I possibly need in my life?

but yeah, then anatol and oscar isaac beat each other up in full fencing gear

then everyone was dead

me included

just drag my body on stage and throw it in with the rest of the carnage (and mud) because I am dead. completely dead. consider my mortal coil completely shuffled off. 

everyone was incredible, the choices they made were incredible, anatol’s jeans were incredible, the double casting was very deliberate and drew a lot of interesting parallels (the hecuba speech and laertes in general as foils for hamlet, by the same actor; polonius finally outwitting hamlet; and of course claudius as claudius and his brother goes without saying)

it was funny, it was moving, it was fresh, it was creative, it was stellar, it was very muddy