#that im just leeching her happiness

[poppurini]

trick or treat millie!!

what is bat anatomy anyways

TRETAT TRET RTTREAT THUS US DEFINEYRLY A TREAT

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Ugh thank you so much to everyone whose helping. I legit don't know what we'd be doing if it weren't for you guys <3 I hope I can make it up somehow

[zaimta]

彡A VS. B

paring: laxus dreyar x reader

zai says: the ova was so funny but the fan service was certainly something, anyways laxus fic bc it's all i can write for the 10 other fairy tail stans on here this is for you

suggestive!! i’m pushing 18 let me live

it was the aftermath of the grand magic games, fairy tail won like they said they would but the little wager they made didn’t get forgotten. since the two split teams were forced to join as one, neither team could uphold the agreement. so as a tiebreaker makarov decided on an old-fashioned rock-paper-scissors to determine the victor.

erza stepped up to face laxus in the match “you got this erza! wipe the floor with em!” you cheered on your friend along with the rest of team ‘a’. erza nodded and raised her hand, laxus took up the same motion, when erza dropped her hand she had scissors while laxus had rock.

your jaw dropped and you felt your eye twitch “you got to be kidding me.” a chorus of groans and complaints came from the ‘a’ team, it was going to be a long day for all of you.

the ‘b’ team wasted no time, as soon as they won they got straight to business. laxus pulled out a map and presented it to the ‘a’ team “go to this forest to get a magic stone.”

“magic stone?” wendy asked curiously

“the forest is called ‘las puertas del infierno’.”

you blinked at him “let me get this straight you want us to go to some forest that is literally called the doors of hell, for a rock…yeah i’m not going.”

he laughed and smirked at you “that’s cute but you don’t have a choice here babe, you have till noon.”

“please i barely wanna look for some stupid rock so why would i-” mid-sentence you let yourself think, you caught the smirk he sent your way so he was sending you along with the exploration team on purpose. he knew you, and searching through a swamp for a rock was the last thing you wanted to do.

“you sick son of a bitch you are good.” you glared at him, he knew you well and you hated it, he had just what he needed to get the upper hand in the punishment game.

you slowly trudged through the swamp, disgusted by all its inhabitants and the murky water you were walking in “guys i wanna go home.”

gray looked at you from the corners of his eyes with a sigh “you’ve been saying that for the past ten minutes y/n.”

you sucked your teeth at him and rolled your eyes “that doesn’t make it any less true. let’s just find that stupid rock go we could get out of here, i mean lucy over here covered head to toe in leeches.”

“what?!” she shrieked while running around in circles “get them off me! get them off!”

“i would put im not touching those” you pointed to the leeches on her thighs “besides i just got my nails done these weren’t cheap you know.”

nastu fired a flame attack to help lucy with the leeches, while peeling off the remaining creatures he spoke to you over his shoulder “when did you find time to get those we just, got back from the grand magic games, and how did you pay for them last time i checked you’re dirt broke like the rest of us.”

lucy slapped his head “speak for yourself!” lucy had rent to pay so she could be anything she wanted but dirt broke, she's been taking jobs back to back just to pay her rent.

you shrugged "you have your strengths and i have mine, and i happen to have a bottomless wallet on my side."

happy snickered behind his paws “yeah a bottomless wallet who’s in loveee”

you whipped your neck around and yelled at happy “can it cat!” unfortunately for you he continued giggling floating off to be by natsu.

after walking through the swamp for what felt like hours, when it reality it was a long hour and thirty minutes you finally found the stone. thanks to gray and his unfortunate set of circumstances.

when you finally returned to the guild and returned the stone just for it to be used for a makeshift jacuzzi, you and lucy shared a single glance that spoke volumes.

your eyes took in laxus' chiseled body going lower and lower until your eyes rested on his happy trail, you were no stranger to this sight but it still did the job for you every time, too busy admiring his body you didn’t notice him looking at you with a lazy grin on his face “my eyes are up here y/n.”

his voice snapped you out of your daze “hm? oh yeah sure whatever.” you looked away from him ignoring the snickers coming from the remainder of the b team.

it came time for the b team to pick members from the a team. cana took wendy, mira took erza, gajeel took lucy, and unsurprisingly juvia took gray. you, elfman and natsu unfortunately got stuck with laxus.

you were stuck tending to laxus and the thunder legion by the jacuzzi while he sent natsu and elfman on a while goose chase for milk and bread, you rose a brow as they ran out of the guild for the items.

“y/n.” he smirked at you as he spoke, he pointed to his shoulder with his thumb “i want you to give me a massage if you don’t mind.”

you resisted the urge to roll your eyes ‘if you don’t mind’ he says, like you had a choice in the first place.

you flashed him a fake smile “gee i would have too but i don’t have a swimsuit! what if i fell in? we wouldn’t want that now would we?” you knew there was no proper way to get out of this, but even if you could stall a little you would be fine.

“i could get you a swimsuit y/n.” evergreen chipped in with a smile

you immediately turned around to face her “say what now?”

laxus smirked at you and nodded towards the guild doors "evergreen go take y/n to get a swimsuit." you couldn't protest even if you wanted to, and you were a little irritated that you didn't think your plan through. after picking swimsuits with evergreen, which you think she enjoyed more than you did, you walked back to the jacuzzi where they were all waiting for you.

laxus gave a low whistle shamelessly letting his eyes hungrily roam over your body and then pointed to his shoulders "where were we?" sometimes you couldn't deny how much you hated him.

bickslow smiled and pointed to his own shoulders “i’d like a massage too.”

you scowled at him which only caused his grin to become wider “freed is literally sitting right there make him do it. you’re all dead once this day ends.”

as you massaged his bare shoulders, you noticed the marks on his back that you left from your last night together, rolled your eyes at how he showed them off and traced a finger on the red scratches letting your nail gently glide across his back.

he pointed to his shoulder with a smirk on his face “my shoulders are up here y/n. are you feeling okay you’re out of it today?” he chuckled as he felt you glaring him down, as you massaged his shoulders you occasionally moved your hands to the base of his neck, longing to put your hands around his neck and clutch.

evergreen nudged the boys knowing it was their cue to leave, evergreen sent you a wink over her shoulder as she left with bickslow and freed "try to act civil you two we're in the guild after all."

within seconds laxus pulled you onto his lap clearly ignoring evergreen's words of wisdom. he rested his hands on your waist to support you, and he smiled up at you with a gleam in his eyes. his hands roamed your body as they moved down to your hips, he pulled you closer to him your body was flush against his and he whispered in your ear “that was a dirty move you pulled using your nails like that.” his voice sent shivers down your spine, the way he whispered those words just for you to hear despite the empty room, if there was one thing he knew how to do it was how to leave an effect on you.

you fiddled with the hair on the nape of his neck knowing how it affects him “it was just a harmless massage, you were the one who told me to give you one after all.” you gently dragged your nails from his neck into his hair, grazing your nails into his scalp, grinning when he hummed at your touch.

“you play a dangerous game y/n. we’ve got a couple more hours till the day ends let’s make it count.”

[08melancholie]

Hi! First of all: love your writings! Somehow you manage to give me exactly what I want. I have read the lessen your stress one, amazing. Thank you. Lots of loves from the other side of the screen.

Now, I would like to request a one shot Micah/F!Reader (or GN reader if you want) where a really sweet and kind Reader likes Micah and actually wants to sleep with him but is a virgin and kind of shy, in contrast with the rough, brute Micah we all know, who will obviously want to sleep with reader too (either bc he likes them back or simply bc he’s desperate and wants sex, you decide, just please don’t miss characterize him too much, I like my Micah as the asshole he is :’) <3

Thank you very much and I really appreciate your work! <3 have a good day!

thank you sm for the compliments <33 and dw because i like to also keep my men just as scummy at times🙏

Some aspects might be similar to 'Untouched' here (still attached to that fic like a leech chat..) but i'll make sure it still sounds new!

Lose Some; Gain Some. — Micah Bell/Reader

tags: Smut, Porn, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Micah Bell Is His Own Warning, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Vaginal Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Sex, Orgasm, Multiple Orgasms, Rough Sex, but just a bit at the end, its micah he doesnt know how to be gentle sorry guys, Not Beta Read, no beta we die like micah bell

summary: You would rather take over doing everyone's chores in camp forever, than ask the question thats currently been plaguing your mind; one of your lowest lows, probably. You were told that a woman's virginity is a precious thing, how you had to lose it to the right person. This, however, you found to be total bullshit. And you wanted nothing more than the man who was Micah Bell to do it for you.

a/n: first ask yippiee!! i am so busy with exams oh lord i barely made time for this😭 i hope its to your liking!!! second ao3 post today im on a roll actually🙏🙏

words: 3,201 | AO3 LINK

Still being a virgin at this age is almost laughable. Well, it is; the girls haven't stopped teasing you since you told them during a game Mary-Beth told everyone about. You had to answer the question asked by Karen—about your sex life—or drink. You answered that you were still a virgin, and a few of them laughed; haven't stopped making jabs at you since. It's almost irritating.

And, your irritation made you slip up—by saying you'd lose your virginity tonight.

"What!? Tonight? With who?" Karen immediately snapped her head in your direction and away from the fresh laundry she and you were folding. There go the consequences of your actions. Who the hell do you even say?

You put down your own laundry back into your lap. "Well," You'll either have to lie your ass off, or go for the truth; but you sure as hell were not going for the latter. "guy I met in the saloon while we were still in Valentine, we've been writing." Not too bad.

Karen chuckled, thankfully buying into your lie. "Well, ain't I happy for you! It's about damn time, anyway." She goes back to the chore, like yourself, and continues your previous conversation.

Let's think logically—or, as logically as you could—about this; you don't exactly trust finding a random man in a bar to do this with, so who is going to eagerly take your virginity? Who would you ask that wouldn't tell anyone in camp about it, keep it between you two for the exchange of taking it from you? Who would you want to take your virginity?

You thought about how sweet Arthur would be; how he'd probably understand and treat you right, talk you through everything while praising you for following his instructions so well. Or maybe Charles; A gentle giant that would worship you as should be, show you how everything is done while talking in that deep tone you love to hear.

And then your mind went completely south of the previous two. You thought about how greedy he'd be, touching and moving his hands all over your body, wanting to feel every crevice under his rough fingertips. How he'd see taking your virginity as a precious thing, how you were told growing up, something you wanted him to have—and also as the biggest ego boost ever. He'd probably be a complete tease, too, nor would he talk you through the process like the other two. He'd probably just go for it, no instructions as you scrambled for what you had to do while he—

Jesus Christ, that's the last person you should be even 'just considering'.

Micah Bell is NOT an option here; forget it. Even if the heat between your legs didn't agree with these terms, you would not give your first time to that bastard. He was just an egotistical, rude, mouthy degenerate. Why the hell was the thought of how poorly he'd treat the situation getting you so worked up? You're practically soaking your garments over this bastard; and that's a problem.

Oh, but it's so tempting; this, unfortunately, wasn't the first time you've caught yourself thinking of him, imagining him in bed—which is reasonably worse than the former. Could you refuse yourself this small want? When you think about it, he might be one of the only people here who'd jump to get intimate without question, seeing how he catcalls and flirts with most of camp; including yourself a few times. God, were you really going to do this? How would you even bring it up?

This was something you needed to think of on the way, because it was nearing nighttime and you'd probably lose him to the darkness in the outskirts of camp, where he's usually found. As soon as you finished folding the laundry, you excused yourself from Karen and went to find Micah, thinking over what you would say to him. You had a whole dialogue figured out by the time you spotted him smoking by Baylock, probably having gotten done tending to the horse after the job he went on today. You really had to just brace yourself and follow your little plan, while hoping it'll turn out how you envisioned it to.

He noticed you approaching while you were a few steps away, the nervousness in your body language not hard to make out; hands clasped together, eyes focusing everywhere but on his own, your steps almost reluctant. He raised an eyebrow at you while taking a drag from the cigarette. "Look who it is; worried I'mma bite 'ya?"

You were barely able to give a reaction to his words, your nerves making you go almost silent. "Hah, no.. no, I'm..." Come on! We practiced this six times already! As soon as your eyes darted to his own greyish-blues, you lost your goddamn ability to speak. For the love of God; get your shit together. "Listen; this is very hard for me to even say out loud." Well, it's a good start.

Micah's eyebrows furrow slightly, your sudden shyness compared to the usual quips you could muster up back to his flirting or teasing very abnormal. But, he doesn't comment on it, wanting to hear you out before he teased you further. "Go on then, girl." He speaks, tossing his cigarette elsewhere.

The embarrassment this will leave you in will be history. "Okay.. so, uh.. I need your help with something—let's say." Your words just make him more confused; speaking to him in these absurd riddles. "Would you just.. hear me out?"

The blonde man nods after a moment, folding his arms over his chest while leaning back on the tree. Okay, you can get the words out, trust yourself.

"Would you.. and it's just a one-time thing, may I add." You start, a blush creeping up your neck and to your cheeks as you tried to think of what you were saying; you were about to ask Micah to get intimate with you. Yeah, you don't think this low can be matched. Nonetheless, no giving up now. "Would you take.. take my uh.. virginity?" As soon as the words leave your mouth, you have to hold back from fleeing the scene. "Listen—I lied to the girls and I just.. fuck, it's you."

Micah's had a small smirk on his face, mostly directed towards your nervous and shy state, until the sentence finally left your mouth. His smile dropped and he assumed he heard you wrong. "What'd you say.? Would I take.. your virginity?" He repeats back to you, definitely sure he's heard you wrong. But as you slowly nod your head, unable to open your mouth any longer, his eyes slowly widen a little more, rubbing his chin in thought. "Well, goddamn. You're one bold 'lil thing, ain'tcha?" Here comes the teasing you envisioned.

You roll your eyes to the comment. "I don't need your comments, Micah. You in or not? I'll gladly find someone else." You threaten, biting your cheek. Don't make me find someone else.

He perks up at your empty threat. "Hey—no, don't threaten me now, doll," He leans off the tree and gets right in your personal space, hands on his gun belt. "you know I love to help a lady in need out." He purrs at you, looking down almost menacingly.

"Good," You murmur, the closer he got the more nervous it made you. "then.. it's settled." It's only when he stands right before you, hands running up from your outer thighs to your sides, that you start processing what you've gotten yourself into.

His hands glide over your waist, feeling you up through your shirt. "Surprised yer still untouched, many would love a little body like this in their hands." His words and the small squeeze to your sides send butterflies straight to your stomach; you could practically lose it right then and there. "But it's only little ole me that gets it, huh?" His claim is followed by a darkish chuckle, ringing in your ears. He stops his hands over your ribs and the underside of your chest, looking down shamelessly at the little cleavage your shirt provides. "Well then; my tent?"

It took him barely a few seconds to get you through the flaps of his tent, tying the canvas shut and making sure you've got the bit of privacy camp life can offer. It takes him even less time to shove you down to his cot, seating yourself on the mattress and looking up at him settling atop you, knees around your outer thighs. "Don't you look pretty under me like this." His hands cup around the underside of your jawline, thumbs running up and down the outline of your face. "So, ever kissed a feller?"

You raise an eyebrow at the question. "Not that much of a prude." Your quick response gets a gruff chuckle out of him for a brief moment, before he'd leaned down and captured your lips with his, setting a nice and quick pace for the kiss. You return it with just as much swiftness, hand reaching for his belt buckle and gripping it, earning an appreciative sound out of Micah. "Good girl," His tongue swipes over your bottom lip, trying to enter your mouth rather quickly; but you don't complain, quickly complying. He gets himself an immediate taste of you, tongue swirling around in your mouth as if mapping out the contour of the body part. He goes back to exploring the rest of your body with his hands, moving them all around your sides and waist before stopping at the hem of your shirt and breaking away from your mouth briefly. "Let me see what I'm workin' with, doll." You breathe in the air that the kiss knocked out of you for a moment before wordlessly nodding, lifting your arms up for him to slide the shirt off, peeling it away from your torso and arms as you're sat almost bare from the stomach up now, only covered by your bra. Your shirt is tossed elsewhere, and he goes back to appreciating the view in front of him—or well, under him.

"Oh, you're perfect, little lady." He doesn't hesitate to reach his hands to your chest almost immediately, cupping you through the bra while running his thumbs on the upper flesh that was exposed. His fingers are as calloused as you envisioned, as if moulding your soft flesh with every swipe of his digits on your skin. He knows his way around your body, probably from the experience you lack. One hand stops groping you and moves to your back again, fiddling with your bra before unclasping it. Why is it that your shyness is only hitting you now? As soon as he starts moving your bra straps down to reveal your bare chest to him, you finally process that he's about to see you nude, and you definitely show some signs of reluctance. He notices your sudden demeanour change and looks from your chest to your eyes. "Come on, I don't judge, princess. Bet you're realll purty under here." His finger slips between your cleavage and hooks to the middle of your bra that connects the two pieces as he tugs at the material, slowly moving it away from your bare chest. It slips off your shoulders and arms, and you feel like a prey being inspected by it's hunter under that dark gaze Micah's blues hold. "Like I said.. damn beautiful."

Your shyness and nerves don't pass him by, and he doesn't want you to feel uneasy while he gets what he wants, so he decides to try and ease you up with another kiss, leaning up and snaking one hand to the back of your head to pull you in while the other went to your jean button, undoing it before moving to the zipper. The kiss definitely helped calm you a bit, your hands on his shoulders now as you clung to his shirt, kissing back with a small hum in your throat. He works your zipper down and hooks his fingers into your waistband, breaking the kiss again. "Lift your hips real quick," When you comply, he pulls your jeans down and you help him by kicking them off when they reach your ankles. His hand finds itself right between your legs, swiping at your still-clothed and warm entrance to find you just as aroused as he was. "damn, lookat'chu. Surprised a lady sweet as you'd be this wet over fuckin' a bastard like me." You almost moan at his comment, your garments definitely as damp as you felt them between your legs, drawing your shyness and embarrassment to a whole new level.

He leans away from you to strip his jeans off, first unclasping his gun belt and placing it over to where your shirt was, slowly moving into unzipping and undoing any other restraint that stopped him from getting naked. He looks to you—just watching him strip his pants off—and chuckles briefly. "Well? Get them panties off, sweetheart. Ain't need experience for that." You snap your eyes away from the small peek of a happy trail on his stomach that you, shamelessly at that, were staring at and stand up momentarily to slip your undergarments off, tossing them just shy of the other articles of clothing. "Mm, good, good.." He hums, letting his jeans drop before wasting no time with his drawls, slipping them off and freeing the leaky, visibly throbbing erection that was hidden in it. Your eyes scan over the length; it doesn't look too big, you can probably take it...

But where many assume Micah lacks in length—he makes up for in thickness.

He positions you to turn and bend over the cot slightly, hands on the mattress and back slightly arched. He's moving you around like a doll, positioning you to his liking. He lets out a small whistle when he's got you exactly how he wants you. "Ain't often I get a chance to do this type of thing... Almost feels like an early birthday gift." He chuckles while running one hand down your spine and moving to your hip, stroking himself with the other. He swipes two fingers over your entrance—earning himself a small moan—and uses it, mixed with some of his precum, to moisten his member up. "Now, might hurt a bit, ain't gonna lie to 'ya." You knew that much, mostly why you were adamant to the idea of sex for a while, but it can't be that bad, can it? "But we'll try to keep calm, eh girl?" He punctuates his last sentence with a squeeze to your hip before his tip slides between your warm folds, slickening himself up some more while he rubs his cock just shy of your entrance—unable to help himself from teasing you some. You let out a plethora of meek moans and huffs, your cunt itching for him to just ease it in. After a moment, he stops his tip at your entrance, ready to slide in. "I'mma go slow, try to make it.. durable for 'ya."

There's definitely a small stretch mixed into the overwhelming feeling of your walls being filled by Micah's thick shaft, clenching around him as you sigh and gasp to every inch filling you. "Shh, you're alright.. look," He reaches one hand over around you, two fingers pressing to your clit and making slow circles on it. Your sighs turn into small moans again. "Yeah.. good, focus on ma' hand, baby." He hums, slowly starting to bottom out into your pussy. His hips meet your rear as he continued to rub over your nub, giving you a brief moment to adjust before he pulls out to the tip—then slides right back in. The pain isn't as bad as people made it out to be, but some have a higher pain tolerance either way. You do your best to focus on the sensation Micah's rough fingers are playing on your clit, more than the way his cock slams into you and creates an almost echo-ey sound of skin-on-skin slapping, filling the tent with the suggestive melody.

The repetitive motion of his dick brushing your gummy walls has you on cloud-nine; you're gasping and moaning, letting his name slip past your lips in a pitched tone, grasping fistfuls of the sheets underneath you as his pace slowly gets faster per thrust. "Don't think it's smart I cum inside," He chuckles, punctuating himself with another slam of his hips into your ass, followed by your sweet little whine, almost like a protest. "you want me to?" He asks curiously due to your whine, and his grin gets so much wider when you nod your head, and his pace turns relentless. He starts fucking into you how he likes, trying to get himself to cum while rubbing you faster to get you there with him. "Can't wait to feel you clench this pretty cunt around me," He purrs with a small kiss to the nape of your neck before his focus is back on fucking his throbbing cock into you, getting himself closer by the moment.

You feel your own orgasm start to approach, your legs slightly jittery from the upcoming feeling. Micah takes quick note of this change and rubs your clit faster, drawing more whiny moans out of you that get muffled by the action of burying your head into the mattress; last thing you need is someone hearing you moaning Micah's name. Your whines are breathless and abrupt, getting cut off by each of Micah's quick thrusts into your cunt, all until you finally feel yourself tip over the edge and you cum, the clench of your pussy around Micah enough to get him there just a moment after you. He buries his cock deep into you, holding you up from collapsing into the bed by the hips as his chest makes contact with your back, the side of his head on the very top of your torso as he gasps breathlessly. "Ah.. there we go.." You can feel him empty himself inside you, your shaky legs barely supporting you with Micah doing most of the work.

He gives himself a moment before pulling out and placing you down to lay on the cot. "Let me tell you somethin', darlin';" He gets his underwear and jeans off the floor, slipping into both before leaning over you to whisper into your ear. "This definitely ain't 'gon be a one-time thing—not with how addicting that cunt is, or with how 'ya love to scream my name." He purrs lowly while clasping his gun belt back up, running a hand down your spine and stopping at your ass with a firm squeeze before moving you to lay more comfortably on his bed. "Well, get comfortable, think I'm up for a smoke.." He lazily tosses a random blanket in his tent over you—it's the thought that counts, apparently—before leaving you in his tent to rest up.

And you agree; he's addicting, and you will be fucking again.

Kudos on AO3 very appreciated!! we love the micah smut where hes still an ass to us <3

[mochinomnoms]

The octo trio in general are just bbg

Octo trio poly though? Octo trio poly

Azul I think would have stretch marks

Floyd having liked to squeeze azul a lot when they were little and Azul was still a lil chubby bby

Nether of the tweels really liking how insecure Azul became about how he looks and both trying to help in their own ways

Floyd having learned a lot about cooking from azuls mom (my personal hc about where he learned)

Srry for the lack of jade im still learning about his character a bit more

-🐝

Octotrio indeed bbg (they could murder me) so real so real (they'd leave my body floating in the water)

Azul having stretch marks is very interesting to me, as it's probably a daily reminder of his past. I wonder how they'd show up in his merform tho.

I actually think the twins were little shits as kids and probably kinda mean to Azul for a short while. I don't think it's until after he started making contracts that they started to respect him a bit more. I imagine that somewhere during middle school, they crossed into that stupid “we're not friends, we're associates (they're totally friends)” relationship.

But chubby Azul was sooooo cute, :( Floyd whines about how he doesn't have something squishy to grab onto and Jade whine that he doesn't appreciate all the good food at his grasp now that he's dieting. Mama Ashengrotto is happy to feed and teach the twins all there is about cooking, which makes the Leech parents happy and regulars at her establishment.

The three parents have discussed the likeliness of Azul getting with one of the twins or both. Mama Leech has bets on Jade, Papa Leech has bets on Floyd, and Mama Ashengrotto is like 80% sure the three of them are already together but just don't realize it yet.

[cloudcountry]

thank you to the three people that tagged me in the twst author spotlight ^^ irene, siren, and sapphy, thank you. i read what you said about me and i was very touched. i didnt think i would gain so many friends in such a short period of time, and you all deserve to be recognized for your contributions to the twst community!! :D

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY FRIENDS.

@tinyletterz, who has a beautiful soul and amazing writing. i've known her since my baby days on quotev writing for a fandom which shall not be named, and it's so such a pleasure being her friend. she writes twst x reader content and has a gorgeous series about flower languages that i think about a lot. thank you remy for helping me get accustomed to tumblr, you're the og!!

@shkrmpp, who was my first mutual that i'd never met before here. thank you for asking about jellyfish and being such a bubbly presence on my dash. shrimpy writes x reader content and creates adorable art!! their hair dye series with the leech twins is super cute and i find myself thinking about teh floyd part in particular very often ^^

@fukashiin, with the prettiest themes and the gorgeous art style. winou CONSISTENTLY writes absolute bangers that make me so giddy. this one in particular is one of my favorites, and her writing style reminds me of a soft summer breeze. she's such a bubbly person and its so fun talking to her, even if we don't talk often. ^^ she's one of the three people that keeps my deuce content afloat.

one could say many things about the beloved @hisui-dreamer!! from the way she adores her friends to teh way she writes, rinna is always soft and sweet. she radiates comfort and is such a soothing person, i feel so safe around her. she writes x reader content and every single piece is its own masterpiece. she's one of my closest friends on here and i wish nothing but the best for her every day.

@merotwst, who has a bucnh of adorable oc content (on @meromessy !!) and writes x readers!! ellie in on haitus right now takinga well deserved break. <3 but she writing is amazing and i am FLOORED whenever i see her art!!! it's literally so gorgeous and i don't understand how she does it. its crazy. how is so much talent in one person.

@siren-serenity is not only a lovely author of x reader content, but also a lovely friend. ^^ siren also has an oc named melody who is so cool!!!! she was the pastor at my wedding and fought TOOTH AND NAIL for that position LMAO love u renren!!! she really writes azul SUPER WELL and im so happy to have met someone so calm and soothing to talk to.

@officialdaydreamer00, aka nutmeg, is a rascal. an absolutely rascal but they're really the best. they have a yuusona with LORE and a bunch of really creative & cute events!! seriously nutmeg, nobody does it like you. if you want to see our favorite twst boys in strawberry dresses or recieve a pair of cute earrings, irene's blog is the place for you!!!

@the-v-lociraptor has STELLAR art. she was one of my firts mutuals on twst tumblr and i was terrified of talking to people but her vibes were very much "i am nice you dont need to be afraid" and sniffling scared me was like "OKAY I CAN TALK TO YOU" LMAO but yeah. she draws people so,,, full. thats the only word i can use to describe it. they just look s soft and alive and its really so amazing. i love her art so much!!

@siphoklansan is another artist!! i think about the art she drew from loona's heart attack with twst character weekly basically. it has been stuck in my brain since i started following her. sippy, its trully beautiful how you mix your culture and your art together. i remember you talking about it when you were drawing fairy gala stuff and it was just stunning. please keep doing what you're doing!! i hope your hiatus proves restful <3

@ceruleancattail is one of THE most creative writers i have ever met on this platform. every time i check out their account theyre talking about a new au or doing something different. they write x reader stuff and ar ethe biggest cater kisser ever (even if they wont admit it hehe!!) their writing is so refreshing, if that makes sense. their butler au is so goofy whaahwwahwah

@moonlit-midnight has the prettiest writing style :((( hannah is literally so sweet and it shows in everything you can find on this blog. THIS BLOG HAS PLATONIC FICS TOO!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT?????? and even better, they're inspired by hannah's own friendships :((( literally the most wholesome thing. you can find x reader's here!!!

@iseethatimicy is an x reader writer and fellow azul kisser!!! she writes some really cute stuff for oour favorite silly little cephalopod AND AND AND AND HAS SOME OCS!!! THATA ARE SUPER COOL!!!!! shimiko and icy are both so cool and interesting 9EVEN THOUGH IM VERY SHIMIKO BIASED AAAAA I LOEV SIREN TROPES !!!!!)

@ryker-writes IS SO KIND. he gave me the sweetest set of flowers for his garden event :(( i still think about them and aaaaa i havent forgotten when he fought me over me being cool LMAO so goofy wahhwaawh!! HIS OC JAXON AND RIDDLE ARE LITERALLY SO CUTE :((( he writes x reader content & makes oc content!!!

@totallymem3 draws occasionally and omgggg meme's art is gorgeous. HAVE YOU SEEN HER DRAW AZUL. her art is so soft and its honestly adorable :(( meme is such a nice mutual too!!! like i met her on anon a while ago we've been besties ever since fr. HER ART REMINDS ME OF SPRING GO CHECK IT OUT PLEASE!!!!!

@z3llous is SO TALENTED!!!! another mutual that im liek WOW how do you exist??? he creates the most stunning twst fanart :((( THE OCTAVINELLE BIAS IIS SO REAL AND SO SO OBVIOUS BUT WOW.....WOW IS IT GOOD. zell is also a game developer and if you like cute little kitties and adventure games you should totally try it out here!!!

@cecilebutcher MAKES THE BEST OCS. creator of igor and saver of the universe. im not kidding igor saved the universe IDC WHAT YOU SAY ITS CANON TO ME. cece i sliterally the sweetest and soososososo creative i am eating up every crumb of igor content i get fed. OM NOM NOM. ofc junto is nice too and hes so sweet!!! GAHH you just put so much love and care into yoru ocs its so admirable :((((

@ang33333333l is another azul kisser that i became mutuals with a while ago!!! dolls love for sebek and azul is very sweet to see and her yuusona fauna is adorable too!! she also draws her yuu and characters sometimes!! :D she doesn't have a lot of oc content up on dolls blog yet but im looking forward to seeing more!! >:D

@leonistic deserves the most underrated writer of the year award. soru writes x reader content and is another super sweet mutual of mien (I KNOW IM SAYING THAT A LOT OKAY.) she writes aroace content and its literally feeds me. seriously. their aroace azul content makes me giggle and kick my feet and GAHHHHH !!! plus they have the patient to do matchups which is crazy and i love them for that ^^

@rains-asleep is the nickname master because he calls me straubs and thats such an adorable nickname :(((( HIS WRITING IS SUPER CUTE AND IT GIVE SME SO MUCH SEROTONIN (they write x readers btw!!!!!) they recently hit 500 followers (CONGRATS AGAIN!!!!!) and they also write for haikyuu, mha, genshin impact, and obey me!!!

@shinysparklesapphires is an artists that has a lot of cool ocs!! i believe navi was the first one i was introduced to and he's such an icon ^^ sapphy is also really into precure and produces a lot of content for the fandom!! i have yet to finish the precure series she recommended to me but its good so far and laura is the best so true!!

@datboredpencil has THE most STUNNING art. if you want idia x cater content this is DEFINITELY THE BLOG FOR YOU!!! each piece has so much love poured into it and i swear. YOURE ALWAYS LIEK "its a work in progress" BUT IT STILL LOTS SO LOVELY :((( YOUR USE OF COLOR IS JUST SO MUAH!!! CHEFS KISS!!!!!!! I ADORE IT

@twistwonderlanddevotee makes really pretty backgrounds!!! i actually used the isaac one she made for my private account AND ITS SO CUTE I LOVE IT I WANT TO EAT IT SWALLOW IT WHOLE MUNCH ON IT SHAKE IT AROUND LIEK A DOG TOY ANYWAYS. i am very normal about sofia's backgrounds. PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT its literally so unique?? like who else makes backgroudns liek sofia. Nobody.

@queen-shiba has an open inbox everyone!! you're welcome to send in requests!!! ^^ the queen of savanaclaw makes oc content for chuki, a really sweet kid taht deserves all the cookies in teh world :((( ALSO!!! she has an au for the tsavo man-eaters which is super cool!!! :O she passion for lions and tigers really is admirable and its nic eto see her talk about them :3

@beeirdos-buzzing-bogaloo has a gift when it comes to making ocs!! thule remains my favorite of the ones he has talked about because his design is just so neat!!! I LOVE THAT HIS NICKNAME FROM ROOK IS "MONSIEUR STARGAZER" :((( you have so many ocs that i havent even heard about yet...so im super curious to see what else you put out!!!

@dove-da-birb IS SUCH A GENIUS. they're one of my closests friends and their writing is SO BEAUTIFUL. they're also kidn of a little shit though so watch out /aff tehy write x reader content and draw sometimes, although i dont think theyve posted any of them. ^^ dove is SUCH a delight i promise you'll have fun every single time you talk to them. their energy is infectious and im genuinely really glad im the main target for their chaos. i would not have it any otehr way.

@ashipiko has such delicious art!!! the colors are always so vibrant and the way she draws is so unique. truly, a staple of both the twisted wonderland and as3! fandoms!! her energy is always upbeat and cheery, its hard not to smile when youre talking to her!! truly the biggest ace kisser on thsi platform (probably in the world too hehe)

@shyhaya writes for a myriad of fandoms!!!!!! hayami writes an azul thing for me that made me lose my mind IT WAS SO GOOD. PLEASE check out this blog. you wont regret it. requests are open!! ^^ even twst content aside, im sure you'll find something you like sich haya writes for so many fandoms!! talk about multitalented :3

@thehollowwriter has so many gems. quinn writes every character in twst so well, teh writing is so immersive and just ughhhh MUAH!!!!! every piece with azul in it is such a banger and it makes me giggle and kick my feet :3 LITERALLY THERE IS SO MUCH X READER FLUFF AND ITS ALL GOOD ITS A CRIME I DIDNT FIND THIS BLOG SOONER.

@cyath, who has some of the PRETTIEST art i have EVER seen. they draw stuff based on my fics all of the time and i adore it so much. examples of their art can be found here, here, here, and here. do you understand what i mean. do you get it. their art style is SUPERIOR and i ADORE IT!!!!!! they truly have so much talent like damn save some for the rest of us hello!!!!!

@crheativity writes twst x readers!! she's a beginner writer so PLEASE PELASE SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!! right nwo she has some heartslabyul content that i havent gotten around to reading yet but i am SUPER excited to go through them when i get the chance!!! rhea is super fun to talk to hehe <3

and lastly, @jade-s-nymph who organized this whole thing!!! rubia is on hiatus right now but i've seen some of her projects and a few of the things she's written and they're all really good!! there's a lot of x reader content on her writing blog and self indulgent nymphleech content on her personal blog :3

[merakiui]

Not rlly an ask based on anything specific but I legit had like a 1 minute dream bc im dozing off rn of that sleazy mafia floyd ask u just responded to, and floyd spends the night with darling for whatever reason at his home and while they're asleep u have mama leech come in the room while theyre asleep and she's next to the bed casting some sort of spell that makes sure darling gets pregnant. I'm sorry, but the mental image was hilarious to me 😭 like imagine just waking up, and all u see is glowing eyes and hearing someone chanting.-🍓

She WILL be getting her grand babies any contraceptives darling might have in place or took be dammed- 🍓

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LOL she’s so determined. She mourns the fact that she doesn’t have any precious grand babies to spoil and dote endlessly on. She has to take matters into her own hands, so when you eventually become pregnant she’s so ecstatic and wants to do everything she can to help out in any possible way. She can get so wrapped up in you and you think Floyd might help get her off your case, but the truth is he’s just as happy and excited and wants so badly to be a papa now that he realizes you’re the only one he’ll ever want in this life. <3

She definitely laced your food with fertility potions and such as a precautionary measure just in case her spells failed. Floyd could never be mad at her. If anything, he’s happy to know she cares so much and has lots of love to give you (and her grand babies hehe).

[bbitess]

as a goth bitch to another goth(im assuming) , could I req another short story w goth reader and euro, after they had their night of passion ?? imagine this, reader wakes up to euro's soft snoring against her neck, his breathing makes her shudder. His boy smell, his beautiful long hair, and his muscles. She feels it all around her. Still feeling a bit high from the night before. I feel they might go for a round 2 😳

omg i love this idea!! ty :)

goth and metal prt 2-eurory x f!reader (use of Y/N)

(prt 1 here)

morning sex‼�� round two

warnings‼️ smut, oral m!receiving, face fucking, fingering, p in v, ass slapping, creampie

(sorry this took literally forever i just wasn’t writing)

Y/N woke up wrapped tightly in oysteins strong arms, she felt his large hands around her hips and his chest rising and falling, pressed flush against hers. his head was in the nook of her neck as he snored lightly, his breath making Y/N shutter. he looked different, his face was relaxed and his mouth hung slightly open.

she felt very lucky that she could see him like this. Y/N tucked his long hair behind his ear, now all messed up. the black curls cascaded down the pillow and his face and she leant down closer to him, pressing soft kisses on his cheeks and forehead.

he began to wake up, his eyes flickering open to look at her. he smiled, beyond content and she did too. she loved seeing him smile.

oystein looked around the room, the sun was already peaking through the curtains, giving the room a soft glow. his eyes were still adjusting from just waking up.

Y/N felt his hand grab behind her neck and pull her face into his, meeting together for a hot and passionate kiss. he pulled away and Y/N thought he looked so hot in the morning, his hair disheveled and his smell unmasked.

she began to put her legs around him to straddle him, but felt something press against her. she moans into the kiss as it effortlessly meets her crotch and she realized what it was.

she pulled away, “are you hard, baby?” she purred. oystein looked away and blushed a little pushing her head down his chest.

she kissed slowly down his chiseled body and his happy trail. oystein stirred in bed, beginning to groan deeply. “oh fuck yes…” Y/N played with the boxer elastic in her fingers before pulling them down, exposing his large and throbbing member in the morning.

her mouth dropped open seeing it all out again. her lips lowered and oystein gripped her hair, grinning. he pushed into her mouth, making her gag and choke from the sudden action. “come on baby you can take it,” he encouraged. he pulled her head off giving her a second to breath and then began again.

Y/N gripped onto his thighs, scratching them as he fucked into her face ruthlessly. he continued to mutter words of praise under his breath, his voice still raspy. he would let her up to cough and sputter saliva on his cock, which he used to jerk himself off right in front of her face.

Y/N was cock drunk, and the final time he thrusted into her mouth, she felt all of him inside her, his pubic hair tickling her nose, his balls slapping on her chin. Y/Ns eyes rolled back and then oystein quickly pulled her hair, bringing her head back off. a string of spit stretched as she sat up.

Y/N didn’t know what to expect next, but oystein wasn’t done with their second round. “did you like that, doll?” he asked, sitting up. Y/N smiled and he kissed her again. his arms wrapped aroundher and his hands firm on her sides.

then with no warning he flung her around and flipped her on the bed on her stomach. she yelped a little bit before oystein laid atop her, latching onto her neck and sucking like a leech. Y/N whimpered as he left hot red smudges all down her neck and back.

his cock stood straight up and he fondled her ass in his veiny hands, making her sit up on her knees, exposed to him. oystein smiles when he sees how wet she already is. he slowly and almost experimentally pushes his middle finger deep down into her pussy. she lets out a lewd noise and he retracts the finger, her cunt squelching as he pumped his fingers in and out. “mmm your pussy is so fucking perfect.”

she began moaning louder as oystein sped up, but then quickly, he removed the hand and left a harsh slap on her ass in one swift movement. she felt the heat rise to the spot, quickly turning a bright red color. tears pricked in her eyes as she waited, not knowing what would come next.

then oystein quickly presses into her, his hard member stretching her tight cunt. he groans and Y/N almost screams, the tears falling. “shhh it’s okay, i know” oystein says, trying to calm her down. he moves slowly at first, feeling every inch of him enter her, and then leave, grinding into her pussy. Y/N sank into the bed with her ass still raised high, meeting his thrusts with her hips, their bodies clapping together.

oystein speeds up his pace and smacks her ass. Y/N bites her lip but still lets out cries of pleasure as his cock rearranges her insides. it felt so good and oystein fucked her harder, bruising her hips from grabbing them so hard and pulling her into him. her ass clapped on him as his dick went all the way inside her little pussy.

Y/N felt herself getting close and arched her back, oystein pressed a hand on her back, pushing her deeper into the mattress. “fuck yes! just like that!” he yells as oystein reaches his high and cums deep inside her pussy. Y/N lets out pornographic moans and has an orgasm, shaking on the bed as oystein grabs her hips and fucks hard into her.

oystein pulls out and watches in awe as her pussy floods with cum. he quickly cleans her up and places a kiss on Y/Ns forehead.

oystein gets ready quickly, tucks her back into bed, and leaves without a trace.

[jellyfishbeansontoast]

Christine

ok this was supposed to be based off the song Christine by lucy dacus but with a happy ending, i got a bit carried away though so there’s like nothing to do with the song. pls enjoy some tooth rotting fluff i havent proofread. sorry if it moves too fast im not a slowburn kinda person. thank you so mucn @demxters for the help!!

Robin Buckley x reade

word count: 1300

Sitting alone at a party on a Friday night was not your idea of fun but it seemed to be the only option viable as you couldn’t find Robin or Steve. They’re probably upstairs doing things you don’t even want to know about; it makes you shudder just thinking about it. You’ve lost count of how many drinks you’ve had. You go to get another one, but the room suddenly swings on its side, you stumble forward, practically launching yourself into whoever’s in front.

“Woah Y/n, lets get you home, yeah?”

You smile at the voice of your favourite person, wrapping your arms around her. “Hey robin.” Your heart flutters just being so close. This is wrong, she’s with Steve, you know you shouldn’t be so close but she’s magnetic.

Her hand on your face drags you out of your thoughts, another arm is put around your shoulders but this one is a lot heavier. Right, Steve. They both lead you out of the house, Steve bearing most of the weight before loading you into his car.

Robin sits in the back with you, pulling you into her. She strokes your cheek soothingly and it’s not long before your heavy eyelids are drooping shut. Steve makes eye contact with her in the rearview mirror, smirking when he sees her hand. If you were awake to see it your suspicions of them dating would’ve been shot down immediately.

The journey ends almost too quickly for Robin, she curses Steve mentally for driving so fast. She shakes your shoulders gently to wake you up. She’s angry at herself for not making a move like she’d promised Steve. He’d dragged her out of the room trying to get her to be his wing-woman and in a flash the night was ending. “See you tomorrow?” She hopes she doesn’t sound too desperate.

You nod, halfway through a yawn. Waving at Steve, you nearly fall out of the car before staggering your way up the path. You don’t remember ever getting into bed but when the morning comes you wake accompanied by a stinging headache. You almost can’t tell if the knocking is the door or your head, but it only gets louder and more persistent. Dragging yourself out of bed you make your way downstairs, the light that streams in through the now open door blinds you, sending piercing shockwaves through your head.

“I would’ve brought my camera if I knew this was the morning look we’d be getting.”

You’re hoping you’re doing a sufficient job of glaring daggers at Steve, but you can barely open your eyes. Robin pokes her head out from behind him, “Delivery service! Here to take care of the hangover” she holds out a bag and the smell is heavenly, grease is leeching its way through the paper but you couldn’t care less.

“Do you wanna come in?” but Robin’s already through the door, leading you through your own house by the arm.

You look back at Steve “I’m just the taxi” he calls before leaving you two alone. You’re now incredibly aware of how her fingers are still wrapped around your wrist, just inches away from your hand, if your hand just happened to ‘slip’ you could intertwine your fingers with hers. You shake the thoughts from your head and continue following her up the stairs and into your room.

“Food then you need sleep” she commands, standing in the doorway of your room. She knows she shouldn’t but she can’t help but be incredibly nosy. You’re sitting on your bed, suddenly feeling the heat of embarrassment rise up the back of your neck. “This is cute” she’s holding a photo of the two of you after one of her band performances.

“I s’pose” You mumble.

She clutches the photo to her heart “are you saying I’m not cute?”

“N-no that’s not what I meant at all”

“So you’re saying I am cute”

“Robin!” your heart threatens to beat out of your chest.

“I’m just kidding” and in a second she’s sitting next to you on the bed. She grabs your hand and pulls you back until you’re both lying flat. “You need hangover recovery sleep” you’d forgotten about your hangover in her presence but now you can feel it all coming back. You try to fight a yawn but there’s no getting past Robin, “see, you’re tired.”

You wake up half an hour later, disorientated. Robin’s mouth is partly open, soft breaths escaping her lips, you’re so close you can feel them tickling your cheek. She’s adorable when she’s sleeping, although you think she’s adorable all the time anyway. Her eyes begin to open groggily, her face scrunching up in the cutest way you could imagine. Shit. She’s going to catch you staring. You squeeze your eyes shut, pretending to be asleep. You can hear her rustling around, great she think’s you’re a creep and now she’s leaving. Before your thoughts can continue any further you can feel her pressing a kiss to your forehead. Your breath catches and you’re sure you’ve given yourself away, if you have, she pretends not to notice.

For the next week you avoid her like the plague. You know she simply meant it as a friendly gesture but it’s been playing in your head every moment of the day. She’s come into your work a few times that week, you’re friendly as usual but she can tell something is off. Your smile doesn’t quite reach your eyes and it breaks her to see you like it. Every fibre of your being aches for her but you have to stay apart for Steve’s sake, you’d do anything for her but be a homewrecker. He was so beat up after Nancy you couldn’t be the one to do that to him for a second time.

It's been a whole week since the last time you properly spoke to Robin. There’s a tapping on your window as you’re just about to turn out the light. You grab the baseball bat Steve left once before turning around, after all the shit you’d been through there was no being too safe, you’re able to relax a bit when you see it’s only Robin, athough your heart rate picks up for a different reason. The window creaks when you lift it up, grabbing Robin’s hands and pulling her through. “How did you even get up here?”

She’s out of breath but she points to the tree by your window. Shaking your head in disbelief you put the bat back where it was.

“Why have you been avoiding me?”

Robin doesn’t beat around the bush. “I haven’t” even you know the lie doesn’t sound convincing.

“Yes, you have.” She steps even closer to you.

It’s now or never, “I like you” you mumble, “but you’re with Steve so I get it.”

The sound of her laugh graces your ears, “Me? With Steve? You can’t be serious.” Her laughter stops when she sees how desperately serious you actually look, the tears welling in your eyes. She cups your face in her hands, wiping the tears that spill on to your cheeks. She sighs biting her lip “Steve was supposed to help me get with you”

“With me?”

“Yes, but now I see how awful he was at that, remind me never to take his advice again. Anyway, the point is, I’m not with Steve, never was and never will be, can I kiss you now?”

The kiss is sweeter than any you’ve ever had, her hands still cupping your face whilst yours find their place on her waist. Her lips feel familiar, like you’ve kissed them a million times over. She breaks the kiss reluctantly, pressing her forehead against yours “I can’t believe you thought I was with Steve.”

[scoonsalicious]

helo helo mother pookie, again u did not dissappoint🩷🩷🩷

Buckybaby and Major are horndogs. Six — i bet it was more than that — times? DAYYUMMM!! I like it 👉🏻👈🏻 It’s cute to see Buckybaby POV, while Major’s was so dirty 😏😂 Idk why but that’s the vibe.

bucky junior and his approval for Major.

Now let’s speak of luluwhatsoever. She’s taking advantage of Bucky’s friendship here. Bucky is a great friend, maybe Lenovo is too, however she has her own agenda, which is loving/liking him. Here’s the thing, now that Major is in her life (and soon might be permanent), Leah’s gonna try her best to seduce him (if she can) OR spouting nonsense so that Bucky is guilty (he is now) OR making sure that Major looks bad in his view by framing her (again — if she can). You know how wild/crazy woman could be for a man! (flashback cunthage)

But I have faith in this Bucky. He’s certain with his needs. Major too.

As said by our lovely Pookie, Leah is Bucky #1 only ‘girl’bestfriend, and she takes pride of that but for Bucky he might clueless and just rolls with it because well, she is his bestfriend. Lenovo is toxic, possessive, manipulative (kinda bcs she’s taking advantage), and ofc a bad friend. I feel like from the beginning it wasn’t a conquest to be’friend’ him but to be—in—a—relationship with him, but Lenovo couldn’t just force herself in his life as a ‘girlfriend’, so the only way to break Buckybaby shell was to be his ‘actual’ friend and then leeches her way in bit by bit but then Bucky will always saw her as a sister figure (which is sad but oh well Lucinta, you are not reader)

About Leah’s misogyny not liking girly girly thing, that shit is there bcs well, as a pick me girl you have to be a girl the likes baddie baddie thing ONLY (speaking like a true pick me girl connoisseur). Bucky is the wintah soldiah! He a baddie, ofc Lenovo is going to act baddie baddie too (well she’s bad at it). Plus, it’s an attack mechanism. Major is a queen, she's threatened!! Plus to make it worse, Bucky is attracted to the queen! She has to activate her pick me baddie system and show off her #1 badge. Again a pride for her but normalcy for Bucky.

NEXT, let's go to Steve. Idk if this Steve is fishy but I had a feeling this Steve is just normal. He's a good friend, AND it is normal to remind your friend 'don't rush into the stuffs'. He's not against it, he just giving advice to 'take it slow' as what Bucky said before he has all the time in the world (y'know abt Major wanna lick his lollipop junior but he wanna stick it into the tight donut first).

The reason why Steve said it is bcs Bucky starts saying the stuffs he and Major had a thing there. If Bucky didn't say it, I think Steve wouldn't say anything too except 'Im great for ya pall for having sex that is actually 6 times but yeah I'm boring so i wouldn't say that shit'.

….

I hope

….

Don't disappoint me WFLT Steve

(this is why i like dark!Steve👉🏻👈🏻)

Lastly, abt Zade and Rand, again being the good friend. It’s also normal. I mean, imagine having a real Bucky Barnes in real life sans the appearance and change Avenger to cops/military. IMAGINE. OKAY? IM MAKING THIS REALISTIC. A guy that murdered thousands of man/woman where we had zero knowledge of his history and nicknamed The Ripper/Butcher (for example😂). We didn’t know anything except in the trial he’s a friend of said famous cop/military, and now serve the country. If it were me, it sounds fishy as hell. So do not blame me to be dramatic initially because I’m not the one was getting railed by his dick.

(But ofc in fanfiction I would react differently, I mean… ITS BUCKY BARNES!!)

Anyways, that is all for today. Mother Pookie, I wuv you so much and all of your pets!! THEY R SO FLUFFY!!!🩷🩷🩷

My precious! <3

Your posts make me so happy. I can't even!

I really, really love Bucky and Major just being completely and totally head over heels for each other from the go, you know? Like, they both know they are kind of rushing into this, but they're both coming from places where they felt like they wasted enough time being unhappy (Major with her loveless marriage and Bucky being, you know, a brainwashed assassin, lol) that they just want to go for it.

Bucky Junior's approval for Major is highly appreciated, lol. He has definitely given her a standing ovation, lol.

deLulu has been a good friend to Bucky in the past, just as long as it's not involving any of the girls he previously dated, lol. She's got this idea in her head that their relationship's gonna play out like a typical best friends to lovers fan fiction or something, and that she just has to let it progress naturally. She's in love with the very idea of it, more than she's actually in love with Bucky. She wants to live that story. Honestly, the male main character in it wasn't really that important to her. She's tried it before, and it's always failed.

Lenovo (love calling her this, btw) is SO threatened by our queen, and I think it has something to do with the fact that Major is just unabashedly herself, whereas Lenovo is constantly putting up a front to try to make herself what she thinks Bucky wants. I want to try to explore this later on. So, of course Lenovo will take these elements she sees in Major and dump on them, because she thinks that it will make her look better. She is wrong. So wrong. And dumb.

I promise WFLT Steve is a Steve and not a Steeb! He's just... there, lol. No shady business on his part. Just being old fashioned and warning his bestie to be careful with his heart because he doesn't want to see him fall fast and hard and not have the girl feel the same way (he doesn't need to worry, Major is just as in as Bucky is!)

And Zadie and Rand are also coming from a place of love, for the most part. In Rand's case, it might be a little bit of "I think I know better than you," but it's mostly love. They don't know Bucky, they don't know his dick. They're just going by what they watched on Court TV or something, lol.

I love you, Pookie! Thank you so much for writing; you make my day!

[hunterbunter3000]

Hi! I was the one who wrote the spy x assassin boyfriend Au idea! It made me so happy that you enjoyed my brain rot so much! I love your blog so much ✨

I had a few other random brain worms from Sweetheart and Boyfriend’s relationship in the AU that I wanted to share but I didn’t want to flood your ask box so much 😁

1. Boyfriend and Sweetheart have matching stabing scars from the fight that turned into a confession of love.

2. Boyfriend definitely activates Sweetheart’s cute aggression, that man has at-least one bite mark on him all times. Lowkey Sweetheart will bite him on sight without no words exchanged between the two 😂

3. Cuz I love Sweetheart as an agent of chaos, boyfriend is definitely 90% of Sweetheart’s impulse control. Everyone is shocked when Sweetheart’s Orange cat energy is dialed down when boyfriend is around. (Boyfriend loves Sweetheart’s chaos, he has that you-are-doing-great-sweetie energy ✨)

You don't understand how loud I'm screaming rn 😭 AND IDC IF YOU FLOOD MY ASK BOX DO IT AND IM SO HONORED THAT YOU LIKE MY MESS THANK YOU 🫂🫂❤️❤️

And Sweetheart being described as a cat is something I never thought I'd hear, yet here I am and I'm loving it McDonald's style

Number one is DEFINITELY gonna be in the fic. Like that's so sweet in a brutal way

AND NUMBER TWO IS TICKLING ME

Bf: Sweetheart?

Sweetheart: Hm?

Bf, smiling: What're you doing?

Sweetheart: Oh yknow just- biting.

Bf, chuckling: On my chest?

Sweetheart: Ey, these are man tits and you know it. Babies these big need to be marked!

And OMG with the no words exchanged, Sweets legit just latched onto his shoulder with her mouth and hung there💀💀 HE'S DOING CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE AND SHE'S LIKE A DAMN LEECH ON HIS SHOULDER LOL

And number fucking three cannot be wrong because what the hell

I feel like he's both- he's the calm and the storm💀

Sometimes he's just:

Bf: Sweetheart- SWEETHEART PUT THAT DOWN

Sweetheart, holding a grenade launcher: But I wanna use it!

Bf: N O

And then sometimes he's just:

Bf, with hearts in his eyes: You're doing great sweetie!!

Sweetheart, pulling out someone's eye: 😁👍

I'm so invested in these two man 💀 UGH WAIT I NEED TO NAME HIM AND WTF DOES HE LOOK LIKE

[thebrottenthusiast]

thinking about brick in all stars..

he would definitely be on the heros team. i mean duh, why wouldn't he be?

the writers were insane for doing a heros vs villains theme and not having BRICK the guy who threw the challenge to save three people who weren't on his team from getting mauled by a mutant gopher.

i mean, it's right there guys. how did you not see that?

jo and brick rivals arc?? omg the tension between these two would be everything.

brick would THRIVE in a team who valued his leadership!

jo starts out her usual teasing self, but after he beats her in the leech challenge, she grows more respect towards him which turns into a kinda genuine bond?!?

AND THEN THEY TEAM UP TO BEAT MAL?!? wow guys I'm a genius for thinking about this. fresh hire me.

like the potential alone is enough to have me in bed squealing like a loser

imagine if he interacted with courtney tho, that would be insane.

would courtney have a soft spot for brick? would she try to manipulate his chivalry? would she see herself in him somehow? would she hate that?

think about it. JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

brott enemies-to-lovers arc. enough said. brick's hardcore integrity x scott's hardcore lack thereof? scott's loner wolf mentality mixed with brick's team-oriented attitude? BOTH OF THEIR LONELY CHILDHOODS?

brick makes scott better. scott makes brick worse. they meet somewhere in the middle and then they kiss.

and then everyone claps.

i should make an entire post about them soon

HOW WOULD HE INTERACT WITH MAL THOUGH???

ULTIMATE EVIL VS GOODBOY HERO

i love brick but we all know he's getting beat by this twink (somehow)

oh shit that would go in flames

more brick + ROTI cast interactions!!!

him and zoey. omg...

OK OK OK BIG QUESTION

WHAT ABOUT HIM AND THE REST OF THE GEN 1 CAST??

HIM AND LINDSAY BONDING OVER FASHION

BRICK AND DUNCAN HAVING A RIVARLY

BRICK ADMIRING SIERRA'S STRENGTH

BRICK REASSURING GWEN OF HER FAILING FRIENDSHIP WITH COURTNEY!!

he makes it to the final six. or the finale. either way im happy.

smh fresh you had everything laid out for you and you chose sam over brick??

[voltstone]

LYCOS | tacet anima mea | (wenclair)

Wednesday is waning. In her dreams, or by touch, she has been locked to one moment. Her visions know no peace. There is Enid, beneath moonlight, skin a dying shade. Then there’s herself, between the trees, drenched in blood, with the knife at hand… Her true nature writhes. This is just what happens when someone like herself snaps. It’s happened before, will happen again. Because Enid and Ajax have been together through several moons. And he knows his way around her heats. And Enid seems…happy, until she isn’t, and Wednesday has to put her back together. Enid has been stuck in a heat for a while now. And she smells good. She smells really, really good, and Wednesday will kill for it.

or, wednesday still doesn’t know what to do about enid, and enid’s biology really doesn’t help matters. she is going insane. (there will be bodies.)

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hi wenclair fandom. im a shit updater. my last account bonked itself to death i guess. so i'm trying to rebuild on this one. this be the fic i'm working on now.

anyway uh. yeah. um. don’t be scared of omegaverse. i write it not how it’s done typically, if that's…a comfort. anyway. there’s angst and hurt/comfort and aro!wednesday and alexithymia to explore. :D

and  m u r d e r.

Okay, I am actually going to be genuine here. This is an explicit story, and I don’t just mean like, oh it has some smut. It does, but that’s not really why. This is a darker fic, with a lot of the focus being on (and through) Wednesday’s perspective.

Because Wednesday is fucked in the head. Which, like, no shit. But it is beyond what the show has for us since I’ve removed a lot of the sanitization.

Which explains this tag in particular.

Yeah. Dead Dove solely because of Wednesday. Dark, angsty, and everything in between. But also just bizarre. It gets weird because Wednesday is a freak, and Enid becomes a consenting one. Sorry, but also not really. I find these kind of stories cathartic to write. Lol. 

(The rest of the tags from AO3 will be with the first scene down below. The first “chapter” of the fic is an A/N that also reiterates this, and kinda explains more as well.)

Also, this will be available on only AO3 because this story is very much designed to be read using a skin I made consistently throughout. (Essentially, it’s supposed to emulate Wednesday’s typewriter.) The catch is, I also utilize the default in some instances for specific reasons. 

ah well.

hope you enjoy!

:)

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(read more for the first scene, and the AO3 tags.)

AO3

SCALDING | moon | Pt.1

“…you’re not doing this to, like, try and mate with her, are you?”

enid is in heat. ajax tends to her. not well. not good enough. wednesday can do better, and when the boyfriend slips one too many times, she does just that. 

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She bleeds wine. You expected something lighter — rose, or ruby. Like the hue to her lips, or what has bloomed across her face, then her ears, to a moment’s obscure discretion. Yet, perhaps it’s the wolf which dwells beneath her moonlit skin, and the nectar of its hide merely dreams to serve the full moon its bounty. 

As wine — the godly, goat’s blood incarnate.

Her hand reaches for a shadow between the trees. She’s broken. She’s weeping. Nevermore’s breath is a cold, dismal fog. It sticks to her as dew. The moon, ever the melodic sun, steams what life escapes her. Scalding moonlight, waning before her very eyes.

With the shadow, there’s a glint. Stained by red. Like blurry agony.

She screams of day. 

Reaches for the shadow.

For you.

And you’re calloused. A face like the Devil. Eyes as lit oil.

And you’re painted by Enid’s godly incarnate. Leeched to your clothes, down your hands. As for your lips, smeared across.

You bleed too — the Addams’ velvet. Though with each step forward, you can’t tell where velvet ends, and wine flourishes.

“Will it hurt?”

You don’t answer. Your eyes, lit, crack to glass, and the glass within them force a cruel swallow.

“W-Will it hurt…?!”

Again, you don’t answer.

Across your blade…

Wine gleams melodic sun instead.

continue: AO3

[lindszeppelin]

This narrative that Austin wasted Vanessa's time needs to die. He was (allegedly) 17 years old when she set her eyes on him, while she was around 20. That is lowkey predatory imo. He was supportive of her and vica versa throughout their relationship. It just didn't work out. Imo that's why Austin is dating Kaia, cause she is young and probably won't want commitment for a while. I think if he does settle down at some point it will be later on and not with Kaia or someone like her, but someone closer to his age. And V can stop using his name for clout, he has someone doing that already in his life, one leech is enough. She should focus on her family.

she was aware of him around that age for sure, and i think they started dating when he was 19. even though they are 3 years apart i think yeah that's a little iffy at that young of age. when i was 17 and i dated my high school boyfriend with one year apart between us even then i was like "wow we have a world of difference between us" lol. even when i dated my other boyfriend when i was 22 and he was 24 i thought the same. i don't think that way anymore, but when you're young those age gaps are much bigger and mean more. but i digress.

if vanessa wanted out with austin and wasn't happy with the direction of the relationship then she could have bounced. i think at the time she was probably satisfied with austin and wanted to be with him first. but towards the end there i remember her pulling stunts like wearing a ring on her ring finger and people were screaming "engaged" in her IG comments but she was like "people chill, im not engaged i just wanted to show you my ring". like girl no don't fool yourself lol. perhaps she loved him enough that she was willing to wait it out a bit longer. but it's clear that austin is very focused on his career. if he didn't marry vanessa after 9 years then he sure as shit ain't gonna marry kaia who is 10 years his junior after only 2 lol.

the thing that these young shippers in this fandom don't understand is that when a man knows...HE KNOWS. it will not take him long to wife someone up if he's ready and he has found the one. austin clearly is still not ready and he hasn't found the one yet. otherwise we would be seeing a much different austin right now in terms of how he operates and moves about life. a man that wants marriage would not be doing the things austin has done with kaia, that's for damn sure. and in regards to vanessa, he was still figuring out his career and he was too young for that commitment.

[peachpopfizz]

yk the first couple of episode drops were a bit ehh to me but like.. these two just hit Right. maybe bc i knew what to expect pacing/story wise now? either way, they're def my faves so far, especially ep 5. that's my Favorite favorite :]

spoilers for both eps under the cut, mostly just me blabberin abt what i liked (warning: its alotta alastor)

for ep 5, at first i thought charlastors/radiobelles were winning (and while i don't ship it myself, i was happy for em) but then the realization of 'wait wait wait this isn't romo at all, alastors tryna be a FATHER FIGURE?!' hit instead and i went WILD bc thats 1000% my preferred dynamic for charlie and al. so uh.. yippee dadlastors, sorry charlastors..? gsjahafdaj

also the "Ha! Fuck you." im normal im normal im NORMAL im SOOOO FUCKIN NORMAL (IM CRAZY IM VRAZY I CRAZY IM CRASTY IM FUCKI)

mimzy!! (mimzie??) her intro was abrupt, but she seems like a doll, and her hug with al was real cute. tho i do think she needed that metaphorical kick in the ass abt al's thoughts when it comes to her leeching off his strength for protection. about that..

ALASTOR ACTUALLY CARES. HE CARES. (seemingly, at least). LIKE, HE ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY, NON-FANONILY, GIVES A DAMN ABT THE HOTEL. HE WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO PROTECT THE PLACE AND TOLD MIMZY TO LEAVE IF SHE DIDN'T COME FOR REDEMPTION. MAYBE ITS IN HIS OWN WEIRD-GUARDED-PETTY WAY BUT FUCK FUCK HOOOLLLYY FUCK ALASTOR CARES

and one more thing b4 i move onto ep 6, i've already seen some ppl comparing what al did to husk in the hall to angel and val's dynamic, and while i do agree the two are both trapped in unsavory deals (loser, baby literally confirms this) i don't think al's ANYWHERE near as bad as val. was what he did fucked up? oh, yes, definitely. but it really?? shouldn't be surprising??? al's in hell ‘n has all this status for a reason, so i was really just waitin for a moment like that to happen. however, it didn't do any lasting damage. at least i really wouldn't say so. most it did was scare the shit out of husk for a minute, nowhere close to what val does to angel on the daily (see: episode 6). tho im willing to admit i might be lookin thru rose colored glasses bc i love al as a character. my opinion might change when/if the actual conditions of al and husks deal are revealed, but as of rn, i think al acted as he did there bc husk attacked a reeeally sensitive subject. he would've just been the petty bitch he always is if husk said like.. anythin else. oh and uhh yeah im abt 85% sure he and lilith have SOMETHING goin on. idk who the hell else would be powerful enough to have alastor on a leash

..oh yeah, lastly, lucifer was cool :] silly silly guy (with lotsa trauma) that hit me right in the daddy issues. funny tho, i rlly dont have much to say abt the guy despite the ep literally being focused on him. his song with charile was spectacular though, i need to listen to it on its own immediately

okokok, episode 6, finally, hopefully shorter than the mess of text above

first off. vaggie = fallen angel theorists, i would like to bow down and apologize for ever doubting you. i was one of the skeptics, i really was, but the show did it in a way that (albeit rushed, but what hasn't been so far?, thaaanks, 8-episode limit..) made it seem believable, with assdam calling her out for it..

but putting adam aside, uh, lute?? maam?? holy fuck, step on me??? please???? i mean uh. sick character design yk ahah ^^

whats her name.. emily? the younger seraphim girl, i liked her, she was a cutie. she really did just seem like heavens version of charlie. and the older seraphim woman i (expectedly) have mixed feelings abt. i feel like all would've be great it adam got outta her damn ear cause she might've actually be down to try the hotel with em gone.. angel was doing so well

speaking of angel, ANGEL!! oh lookit that character development, charlie's gonna be so fuckn proud!!! also, CHERRI!!!! saw someone else say cherris the devil on angels shoulder while husks the (heh) angel, and i have to say i agree. they both want the best for him, they just have different ways of goin about it.

unsurprisingly, fuck Valentino. although i did notice he was wearing a dress today, so. (through gritted teeth) slay.

thiiink that's all i gotta say for today?? besides the fact that next week is gonna be agonizing, ofc :] buckle up ppl we might get a genuine, emotional chaggie fight come next thursday

..oh yeah!! molly!!! we briefly saw molly!!!! i hope youre absolutely thriving girl, you deserve no less <3

[lostchildoftheland]

Once a Hater Always a Hater

I want more F1 fans as friends irl. I do. I really do. but I can't help but feel jealous or hurt even when someone does take an interest. like it's my happy place, my obsession, my hyper-fixation. its mine. fuck off. I know this sport has thousands heck even millions of fans and even my best friend is one, and im okay with it! because she genuinely gets it and likes the sport cause it's a sport, not just her jump-shifting and stealing interests. I don't know why but I can't help but feel like a greedy toddler when someone else that im not too close with takes an interest and acts like they 'get it'. no, you don't the fuck? call my toxic obsessive whatever I don't give a shit, to be honest. I just want my obsession to be mine I want people to let me talk bout it. I want to be known as the f1 fan of the group. not 2nd fiddle. please for fucks sake get your interests for once you leech.

29/5/24

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