#it’s where jade gets all of his devious poisoning schemes from

[merakiui]

Not rlly an ask based on anything specific but I legit had like a 1 minute dream bc im dozing off rn of that sleazy mafia floyd ask u just responded to, and floyd spends the night with darling for whatever reason at his home and while they're asleep u have mama leech come in the room while theyre asleep and she's next to the bed casting some sort of spell that makes sure darling gets pregnant. I'm sorry, but the mental image was hilarious to me 😭 like imagine just waking up, and all u see is glowing eyes and hearing someone chanting.-🍓

She WILL be getting her grand babies any contraceptives darling might have in place or took be dammed- 🍓

- - -

LOL she’s so determined. She mourns the fact that she doesn’t have any precious grand babies to spoil and dote endlessly on. She has to take matters into her own hands, so when you eventually become pregnant she’s so ecstatic and wants to do everything she can to help out in any possible way. She can get so wrapped up in you and you think Floyd might help get her off your case, but the truth is he’s just as happy and excited and wants so badly to be a papa now that he realizes you’re the only one he’ll ever want in this life. <3

She definitely laced your food with fertility potions and such as a precautionary measure just in case her spells failed. Floyd could never be mad at her. If anything, he’s happy to know she cares so much and has lots of love to give you (and her grand babies hehe).