#that hurt so mfin bad

[cavityinmybrain]

god my hands hurt so much, i dont think that playing an hour or two of video games should make my hands hurt this much :,)

[yoursminehourss]

my stomach hurts so mfin bad . cries

[iturmom]

nidaime mizukage: you’re a genius and he’s a total fucking moron. you’d make a cute couple imho

gaara: OuO

[wooobuddyletsgetnasty]

bnha characters that would beg their thick s/o to sit on their face

oh no. oh no oh no oh no oh noooo. 

kekekekeeee

all characters are of age and consent to you smothering them with dat ass babyyyy

HAWKS: 

~listen, i got one thing to say about this man, and it is as follows: FERAL

~he is feral, and gross, and you have so much ass

~keigo is not above begging 

~and he would 100% plead for you to wrap your thighs around his head, and then crush it like a melon (no that’s not a joke, he is sure you could do it— and he wants you to. saddle up, bitch— you’re going for a ride— don’t worry, this machine takes quarters)

~he would not struggle, as it would be the best possible way for him to go 

~he would absolutely die between your thighs

~he’s never smooth about asking you though

~and it’s always at the most inopurtune time

~it always starts with a flutter of his lashes, and then a suave grin pulling at his lips

~and then he says it, “why don’t you take a seat?”

~sir???? there are people here????

~not above getting on his knees in a broom closet to get your ass and cooter in his mfin face man

~he’s a big boy— he can take it

~sit on his FACE, he double dog DARES you

KIRISHIMA:

~ok so ProHero Red Riot is a different BREED of man

~it goes one of two ways

~you sit on his face willingly

~OR HE MAKES YOUUUU!!!

~he will manhandle you up, down, and around

~oh you think you’re too heavy?

~WELL THAT IS TOO DAMN BAD

~will sweet talk you into it

~ “so pretty baby— just want a taste, yeah? will you let me have that? c’mon, just sit down— i can take it.”

~aye aye captain, ass incoming

~man he would do ANYTHING

~suffocate him with your beautiful thighs and let him grope at your ass with his big mfin hands bitch

~don’t be scared of the teeth— you can trust him, he would never hurt you (except for the gargantuan hand prints he leaves on your body, but that’s your fault— he told you to stop wiggling)

~don’t be shy, he knows you want to

SHIGARAKI:

~don’t argue with me about this ok

~this man is a lean, mean, pussy eating machine

~not above garbled pleas of your name— mingled with, “oh shit— oh shit— just please, please.”

~he just wants a little ass please ma’am

~does not care if he dies

~the man has been looking for something to kill him for years and your ass seems like the perfect way to go

~crusty would sell his soul to touch your thick ass, so when you sit it on his face?

~he is in HEAVEN

~sure he is scrawny, but he is strong where it counts (neck muscles on 3,000)

~he will do anything for you to wrap your thighs around his head and then let him rub his grubby hands all over your curves (his favorite part is where your hips turn into your sides because you’re so soft there— he’s gonna dig his fingers in hard enough you bruise)

~you don’t think he can take it?

~don’t forget who you’re dealing with, sweetheart

~now sit down

AMAJIKI:

~you should have seen this coming

~he is so in love with every part of your body

~you are now his favorite meal, and he is at the BUFFET BABY YEAH WOO

~the possible biggest simp on this list???

~bro he would do anything for you to just drop your full weight on his face at any time

~he can TAKE it

~closet pervert though

~will try to look up your skirt to see if you’re wearing his favorite undies, and if you are— it’s happening

~it’s happening wherever you are— TAKE THEM OFF

~will let you climb him like a tree, or to rephrase— will PLEAD with you to climb him like a tree

~man idk he would probably let you step on him if you wanted to but that’s NOT this post, this post is him wanting you to ruin his life and break his neck with your ass

~he’s so sweet with it though

~and he also will chatter into your pussy like “it’s good, princess— it’s so good, just need a little more, yeah? just give me a little more.”

~got his big fingered hands groping any part he can reach and pleading for you to just put a little more weight on him

~ride his face into the sunset

-yeeeehaaaawwww 🤠

[navybrat817]

NAVYYYYYY

I AM FINALLY WATCHING THE GRAY MAN AND LLOYDS VERY FIRST FUVKIN SCENE OML I WAS SO SCARED I THINK I CREAMED THESE MFIN PANTIES HES SO CRAZY I LOVE IT HELL YES MY SADISTIC FUCKIN MASTER LETS GO 😭😭😭�� HE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WHO CAN HURT YOU BAD BUT I STILL WANT 🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭

-Winter Soldier's 🐕

Did you survive the rest of the film, nonnie? 😉 I love seeing Chris have fun with his characters. Between this, Ransom, Bryce and Freezy, he plays dark characters well. ❤️

Love and thanks! ❤️

[lockawayknight]

ohhhh in LOVE with this thing @vilestblood tagged me in tysm tysm tysm friend!!

𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

1. What does your muse smell like?

ohh i actually wrote about this briefly before, and i stick by what i said then: a mix of ash, iron, and cinnamon hearts, at least in ds2 timeline. he spends a lot of time in the iron keep with magerold, who constantly has incense burning, which Clings To Clothing just like the keep’s smoke and ash, so he smells a lot like murder and rlly pleasant incense lol. less stinky than one would imagine. in ds3 timeline he is also less stinky than one would imagine since pate makes him bathe like twice after every murder lmao, and they share soaps and stuff so it becomes a mix of death and lavender. so yeah, in general, distinct scents of death/metal/blood and various lovely earthy or floral scents~

2. What do your muse’s hands feel like?

VERY very rough, calloused and warm, just an absolute mess. soft where there are scars, but otherwise just rather unpleasant :T the fact he has such a strong grip and is pretty generally rough with touch doesn’t help, though when he is delicate and tender, the roughness of his fingertips can make for instant goosebumps~

3. What does your muse usually eat in a day?

nothing!! aside from estus and the occasional healing herb ofc. being undead means food isn’t at all an essential, and in general is a luxury more than anything. food is more of an Event than something common, something they do for special occasions and nothing else, and it usually isn’t anything fancy. the one thing he does regularly make is basically the undead equivalent of a fuckin five hour energy lmfao, he’ll boil green blossoms and elizabeth mushrooms and a few other healing spices and herbs into a sort of pungeant tea and throw it in a flask. tastes fucking disgusting but gives u mfin wiings fjfnndmd

4. Does your muse have a good singing voice?

his voice is incredibly raspy and his range is limited, but otherwise yeah!! if he had some voice lessons and knew how to switch into a falsetto he would be incredible, but he tends to belt and place it wrong when he does sing. still pretty tho!! and he has a surprisingly good sense of tone. catch him with the prettiest grittiest voice in the drunken bar song sesh

5. Does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks?

uhhh murdering people????? ngfnsk he’s incredibly violent, when he gets upset he tends to default to Must Kill Someone, which i suppose is a bad habit. his worst outward habit is he punches walls a lot, often with intent to hurt himself — a ‘safe’ way for him to relieve violent anger without causing harm to others, cus usually it happens in arguments. he also scratches, skin picks, pulls his hair out, lots of self-harm stuff if he gets stressed and is unable to take it out on someone else. he’s basically a wolf gnawing its leg off when he passes a certain nervous threshold hhh :c

6. What does your muse usually look like / wear?

a frumpy mess fnnfskk. baggy clothing, loosely belted tabards and skirts, long coats and cloaks or oversized overshirts, he just desires to be Formless and pulls it off incredibly well. in modern stuff he mostly wears blacks and dark colours, but in regular souls verses he actually wears a lot of colour, usually blues and greys, and in ds3 timeline lots of yellows and greens from clothes given to him by/stolen from heysel and leonhard. he is A Colourful Shape with messy hair and no face

7. Is your muse affectionate? How much? How so?

VERYYYY he is a sweet little puppydog when he likes someone, he will follow them around and offer his help and protection. verbally you’ll never know, he’s gonna make threats and call you a bastard no matter what, but he’ll do it in the same step as giving you a lil affectionate head bonk and killing a man for you. his affection is specific, a bit odd, but strong as hell. he’s a knight at heart. you win his affection, you win yourself a knight.

8. What position does your muse sleep in?

curled up very tight on his side when alone or uncomfortable, sprawled out horridly obnoxiously over The Entire Sleeping Surface when comfortable or with company. he’s a nightmare to sleep next to lmao

9. Could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room?

oh definitely. even when he’s being silent he’s being noisy. his most silent activities are repairing his gear and drawing, and he has a very strong hand, so you can always hear weapon whetting or strokes of the pen. he stomps when he walks, he talks to himself, he slams cupboards on accident, he groans and growls all the time. also, his armour jingles. literally unless he is actively trying to be silent, like when sneaking for combat purposes, you’ll always know he’s there, cus even in his most silent of moments he’s making some sort of noise

tagging!!: @hithernthither, @axemurderercreighton, @mildmcnnered, @grimoirerat, @of-forossa, @yellowfingcr, & @meowzerswowzers!!

[dykejet]

favorite jetko fics right now? asking for recommendations that don't make the pair too angsty

here’s sum !!! maybe im just too picky but its truly criminal how little jetko fics there are that arent total angst fests</3 im not too good w links so all are under the Keep Reading !

Jetko Drabbles/ Short Stories by LaoTzu 

it’s as the title describes ! the first chapter is particularly sweet :)

Less Talk. More Fight. by Barb_Wires

Summary:  Zuko always knew that being FIrelord would land him an assassination attempt or two. He didn't expect his first one would be during his coronation, and he especially didn't expect that it would be by his boyfriend Jet, who was under the impression that Zuko was a lowly tea server named Lee, and is also dead. 

this one is so lovely <3 its got quite a bit of crack elements lol and theres vague allusions to nsfw eep but otherwise its >>

Jetko Week 2020 by marvelousrats

this is a series of fics, so they’re of varying moods and summaries. my fave is ‘See You Space Cowboy’ :)

I wanna raise your spirits, I want to see you smile by voices_in_my_head

Summary: "“This is a terrible idea,” Jet says, not for the first time. “You already said that,” Zuko replies, also not for the first time. “Which should really tell you how bad of an idea it is!” Jet’s sitting on their bed, back straight, watching as Zuko goes through their closet, deciding what to wear for dinner. Dinner with Zuko’s friends, who hate Jet."

this one is so mfin sweet it makes my heart Hurt

You don’t have to hide, I’ll be by your side by voices_in_my_head

Summary: "Jet isn’t good at love, he doesn’t think. Which makes him and Zuko kind of perfect for each other, especially when they first meet, because Zuko isn’t all that good at love either.His uncle looks at him like he’d fight an army for him and Zuko is rude to him, even though it’s obvious he’d do the same for him, he just doesn’t know how to say it."

man... o man. this is Tender!!! its kinda angsty but mostly its sweet and also jetko proposal<3

Jetko Renaissance Week by vl_kyrie

again, a series of fics w differing plots but very sweet <3

And when that sun goes down, hope you raise your cup by voices_in_my_head

Summary: "“Hey,” Jet says, putting his arms around his waist, then leaning forward so that his forehead is against Zuko’s back, rubbing it on the sweater he has on, which hangs loose on him. “I like it when you wear my clothes.”Zuko smiles around his hot chocolate, “I know you do.”Jet continues to rub his face against his back, like a cat. Zuko keeps smiling and changes his grip on the mug, so he’s holding it with just one hand, lowering the other to Jet’s, putting his fingers between his."

this person’s jetko fics r just so good hdfdjdh....

Flora Lingua by mercu

Summary: written for a prompt: jetko + puppy love. zuko refuses to acknowledge his feelings. his friends try to help. 

this was the fic that first got me a lil bit interested in jetko !! its free serotonin

still, i think i’m doing fine by zeitgeistofnow

Summary: jet stands in the middle of the airport, letting the other travelers with their suitcases and duffel bags and trains of wailing children move around him like water around a rock. the airport feels like an otherworld, like a pause from his usual life. people don’t usually recognize him in airports- mullet hidden under a beanie, wearing a sweatshirt for a band he’d loved in college, one whose record sales the freedom fighters outpaced years ago. he’s just another nobody in a building beyond time. zuko would call it a liminal space. zuko likes words like that, fancy education-signaling things that make him sound smart. sometimes jet likes listening to him explain things. sometimes he doesn’t. he usually lets zuko know if he’s in the kind of mood when it pisses him off and zuko sometimes stops explaining. he’ll stop more often these days, really, and it bothers jet less often too.

this fic... It. It Changed Me. i wasnt too into jetko just yet, i just considered it a nice ol minor ship of mine. This Is the Fic that got me wholeheartedly into em. emotionally mature, healthy and happy jetko man!!! that is Everything 2 me. Sum angsty undertones ?? but its just too good to not read

-   And not to self-advertise hahah but i’d consider my own jetko fics p neat too ^__^

[champagnepadre]

fatimama .... i’m going thru my first real heartbreak nd this shit is hard. we were together 5 months, i had a toothbrush nd clothes at his apartment, his grandparents thought i was mfin doll. everything was perfect until one night he jus said he had to leave bc he was gonna hurt me eventually. come 2 find out he’s fuckin around w his ex girlfriend/first love. i’m so hurt fatimadre i dunno what to do. i was always so gud to him nd now i feel like dirt. i’m trying to be okay but idk. any advice?

Oh wow... just know this had nothing to do with u. And if u haven’t at all good but if u blame yourself or think as to what u may have done to have caused this it had nothing involved with u, some people are just selfish and forget to think of those who love them. It a big thing in modern relationships that u put those who don’t truly care for u closer and push those who care the most away and I think that’s what he did to u and I’m sorry u had to go thru that. Rite now I’m in a bad time with my boyfriend who reminds me of ur situation (clothes n toothbrush here, always together) but now we’ve been fighting a lot, really bad. I myself don’t kno what to do either, we’ve talked a lot about what’s going on and I still feel incomplete. Anyway I’m showing u u not alone in these conflicts, and I think u should take time to be with yourself to truly appreciate u and see what that fool was missing out. Cuz that’s not rite. I’m sorry 😓

[dpomalescreative]

Imma chase my #dreams... What's the issue... #Music is the only direction I have to go As I've accomplished all that I wanted to... Don't feel bad for me.. no need for tissues Been places ...done things... that most people havent.. Been through some major highs That were fantastic... Experienced major lows that were tragic But what counts the most... Is I'm still here and I still got it.. So imma get this like anything else Pull up my big boy pants Tighten my belt... Sharing with the world things I never thought I would tell Never thought I could survive or that I could overcome such hell... All that consumed me ... Like a wild fire burning... I came up renewed from the ashes With my heart yearning And here I stand a stronger man and thensome... transforming It's a cold world out here... But I find my warmth at home solely Hit me with your best shot... Knock me down... I still get back up And keep goin Energizer Bunny on some MFiN steroids But let's get back to what I'm here for I just wanna help those hurting like I was But I had no one... Lost in darkness I fought to find the light Inwards.. I went til I hit the center of my soul... Where I would find a song waiting to be told... A glimmer of hope arose... A spark was ignited and well Here we go... DPoMLiVe on fire... ready to explode... (DAY 341 of 365) #dpomlive #dailyjam #practicesessions #mission #vision #goodkarma #blessed #notap #firsttakes #rawandreal #drummerslife #meditation #relaxation #mentalhealthawareness #emdrtherapy #mentalhealthmatters #ptsd #bipolarism #bipolar #ptsdawareness #anxiety #anxietyrelief #poet #poetry #speakeasy (at Orlando, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/dpomalescreative/p/CXL9Xv1rYX8/?utm_medium=tumblr