#that dungeon is rough and the trash and bosses are awful

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Neltharus is the worst dungeon actually

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Salem probably. Gabriel doesn’t yell. He goes silent or leaves or insults you in Persian, but he doesn’t yell.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Gabriel? Not that he’d threaten to leave as such, but he might genuinely think he will. Salem could as well though. It’d go both ways.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? No ideaWho trashes the house? Gabriel when he’s mad, then cleans it up perfectly afterwardsDo either of them get physical? Outside of the bedroom? NoHow often do they argue/disagree? Often about little things like meds and Sergei, but they’re getting better at dealing with it. With big things, probably a little too often, but they’re still getting to know each otherWho is the first to apologise? Depends on the fight tbh

Sex:

Who is on top? GabrielWho is on the bottom? SalemWho has the strangest desires? Gabriel 1001%Any kinks? Too many to list tbhWho’s dominant in bed? GabrielIs head ever in the equation? YesIf so, who is better at performing it? Imma say Gabriel simply because of experience lolEver had sex in public? No but Gabriel is not against thatWho moans the most? Probably SalemWho leaves the most marks? Lol Gabriel. Possessive little shitWho screams the loudest? SalemWho is the more experienced of the two? GabrielDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Fuck, although they could ‘make love’ I guessRough or soft? RoughHow long do they usually last? Idk, I timeskip. Not an overly long time but not like, five seconds eitherIs protection used? Nah, but Gabriel does with other peopleDoes it ever get boring? Lol neverWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Who knows. The sky’s the limit

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? NopeIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? Hypothetically, twoWho is the favorite parent? SalemWho is the authoritative parent? GabrielWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? SalemWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? SalemWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? BothWho changes the diapers? BothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? GabrielWho spends the most time with the children? Pretty equal?Who packs their lunch boxes? GabrielWho gives their children ‘the talk’? GabrielWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? BothWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Salem

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Salem more, but Gabriel a lot tooWho is the little spoon? SalemWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? GabrielWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? Gabriel How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? A while, Salem usually just falls asleep anywayWho gives the most kisses? Gabriel tbhWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Something with the dogs? IdkWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? BedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? GabrielHow often do they get time to themselves? Often

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither, thank godIf both do, who snores the loudest? N.ADo they share a bed or sleep separately? Share when they’re sleeping overIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up togetherWho talks in their sleep? Gabriel when he’s having nightmaresWhat do they wear to bed? Depends if they just had sex or not tbhAre either of your muses insomniacs? GabrielCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Yes but never usedDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Wrap limbs around each other tbhWho wakes up with bed hair? Lol Gabriel’s hair in the morning is awfulWho wakes up first? Gabriel? Cause he wasn’t asleep anyways? But like he wakes up at 6am when he does sleep so GabrielWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? GabrielWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Cuddling? Idk lolWho hogs the sheets? Probably Salem tbhDo they set an alarm each night? Gabriel doesn’tCan a television be found in their bedroom? Not in Gabriel’s, idk about SalemWho has nightmares? GabrielWho has ridiculous dreams? Salem? Neither probablyWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Salem?Who makes the bed? Gabriel or a maid knowing SalemWhat time is bed time? Depends on the day Any routines/rituals before bed? Sex? lol not reallyWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Gabriel’s always grumpy but tbh probably Salem

Work:

Who is the busiest? GabrielWho rakes in the highest income? lol is this even a questionAre any of your muses unemployed? Technically both I think? Or like, just Gabriel. Salem doesn’t ‘work’ but he does work I guessWho takes the most sick days? Salem Who is more likely to turn up late to work? SalemWho sucks up to their boss? Idk lolWhat are their jobs? EhWho stresses the most? Probably Gabriel Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? It’s complicatedAre your muses financially stable? Yeah

Home:

Who does the washing? Gabriel or maid I imagine Salem hires. I feel like he’s too lazy to do any of his own chores and he’s rich so like?? Why not??Who takes out the trash? Gabriel?Who does the ironing? Idk but it isn’t gonna be Gabriel on a regular basis, only when he has toWho does the cooking? Gabriel Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? SalemWho is messier? SalemWho leaves the toilet roll empty? IdkWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Salem?Who forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? Mao tbhWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Salem? Or neither?Who mows the lawn? Gabriel? If he had to I guess?Who answers the telephone? Literally it’s 2017 who even uses landlines anymoreWho does the vacuuming? I’m still gonna go with hypothetical maid personWho does the groceries? Gabriel since he’s cookingWho takes the longest to shower? Both when they’re together lolWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Idk

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha noHow many cars do they own? hahahahahahahahaha i have no ideaDo they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? neither? idk???Do they live in the city or in the country?  cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? sureWhat’s their song? nobody by nick fradianiWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? get on with their lives??Where did they first meet? coffee shopHow did they first meet? gabriel harassed him into going to a sex dungeon club with him. true romance right thereWho spends the most money when out shopping? hahahahahahahahahahaha guesWho’s more likely to flash their assets? idk. Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? lol who knowsAny mental issues? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yesWho’s terrified of bugs? idkWho kills the spiders around the house? GabrielTheir favourite place? Together? Bed? lol idkWho pays the bills? SalemDo they have any fears for their future? yahWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Homecooked? Gabriel. Taking the other out? SalemWho uses up all of the hot water? Them both togetherWho’s the tallest? GabrielWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Gabriel lolWho wanders around in their underwear? Gabriel I guessWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Salem? idk lol but Gabriel never singsWhat do they tease each other about? ummmmmmmmmmmWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? no ideaDo they have mutual friends? not really? they don’t even have their own friends soWho crushed first? Salem Any alcohol or substance related problems? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha yahWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? hahahahahahahahahahaha salemWho swears the most? salem probably idk