#that don’t make no goddamn sense
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A little context…
During one of the main quests with Sebastian, him and Ominis argue about something in the undercroft. While they were doing that I figured out that I could use Transformation on the boxes and benches in the area and turn them into random things. So while they were having a heated little argument I was messing around, chasing rabbits🐇 and toads🐸, and overall making a huge mess of the place, completely entranced by the fact that this was possible.
It was a moment that was so stupid I had to draw it, it’s been on the back burner of my projects for a bit and I finally had the motivation to finish it, so here it is 😅🎃
#ngl it was so goddamn late when I originally made this and I know without context it makes no flipping sense 😅#i don’t even know if anyone’s even going to relate to this lmao#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts mc#hogwarts legacy ominis#hogwarts legacy sebastian#hogwarts oc#original art#slytherin#harry potter hogwarts game#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy meme#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy art#hogwarts legacy comic#the undercroft#random shit
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it’s actually bonkers that they decided that the man with ONE MOTHERFUCKING LEG was too much of a flight risk they had to slice his achilles like oh my god this is a disabled man he literally was not going anywhere before
#honestly they put it in for shock value#i don’t mind that in a horror show but at least make it make sense this man has ONE GODDAMN LEG#coach ben#yellowjackets season 3#yellowjackets spoilers#yellowjackets
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a quick thing because i thought this was funny
(at this point you guys are writing half of my fics)
#zishu speaks#im a simple man just a yes or no this time#don’t ask me why#actually i will tell you why#cause i was writing and almost made ‘bloody hell’ come out of vic’s mouth#before i realized that was a british thing#then i wondered why not just make him fucking british#mostly influenced by that one fic where chosen was british i think it was called Little Performer?#i don’t know how but british chosen made so much goddamn sense#anyways yeah#if you choose yes just know you’ll be stuck with british victim for like. 5k+ words (hopefully. aiming for 5k at least)#ava#ava victim#my polls
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hey so any of my friends in the uk or canada or australia or really anywhere that isn’t the us wanna adopt me? i have a lot of thrifted furniture and a big record collection i can bring 🥰
#just watching highlights from this debate is so sickening#like what the fuck 🤭 there’s no right way to go !!! love it#palestine was used as basically a ‘joke’ or something idk but only said like once#sickkkkkkkkk#y’all are sick#talking about fucking golf dude#also the fact they even let a felon on stage when felons can’t even goddamn vote#this might sound ageist but idc really#there should be an age limit on these things#if you have to be a old enough maybe you gotta be young enough too#sorry if there’s a good chance you will die during office no you should not be able to run#maybe the cap should be like 75 or even 70#also should be a cap on other political offices too#ain’t no way someone should be 900 and on the supreme court looking at you rbg#voting cap too#you gotta be 18 to vote okay makes total sense#but when i say maybe we should stop letting people vote when they turn 75 or something im the bad guy ohhhhohhhokay#i think of all the old people i know. that are 75+ and quite honestly i don’t think they should get to decide my future#anyways#this country is a joke#this country is fucked#and i don’t wanna be here
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#the nd athlete pipeline isn’t exactly News but goddamn we really are just out here#not the athlete part but the Everything. him being like yeah literally everything irritates me#don’t rush me don’t slow me down don’t do dumb shit in my way#in his thanalysis epi#twinning ‼️😋#en bee yay posting#dm45#no but fr not to keep journalposting but looking back the lifelong pattern of#no I don’t have adhd but this is the level of energy that makes sense to me and prefer to be around#is so. lol. i miss having a weird job for crazy people my normal job ain’t matching my freak and it’s HELL
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Conceptualizing Men and Machines often has me feeling surprisingly clever but I’m not exactly original for riffing on the whole name game wrt Megatron and the angel Metatron. To the point where my spell checker attempted to correct the latter to the former. But I do feel like I deserve a little bit of credit bc the link isn’t megatron-metatron it’s megatron-Enoch/galvatron-metatron. Of course this does posit Unicron as God, or i suppose really more of a Demiurge figure given his explicit penchant for cruelty. All in a days work I suppose.
#men and machines#this is insane#this whole thing is insane.#literally none of this makes any goddamn sense#and yet it just fucking works man.#please don’t ask me what any of these words mean. I can no longer help you.#fic writing
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Behold, my latest and most enamouring new obsession:

Malina, Lady of the Chief of the Northern Water Tribe. As if Red Lotus child OCs weren’t niche enough
#my art#artists on tumblr#the legend of korra#lok malina#still feel like that’s too vague of a tag but I can’t come up with anything better for now#and yeah. she has completely stolen by heart and I don’t know how to feel about that#don’t think I ever was this attracted to my own art before#to be fair the design isn’t mine. it’s very heavily based on something nina drew back in 2021#because I did not have the energy or creativity to come up with my own thing#but the art is all mine and I genuinely adore it. super proud of myself which is a rare occurrence#anyways. kat and I spent three days digging this niche lower and lower and now have a he#*hell of a lot of lore about this basically nonexistent character#for lore about a lady from the North Pole a lot of it is rather hot… to the point my cheeks are burning non stop#I would say I’d let her do anything she wants to me but in my very specific aroace-adjacent case it’s more like#I’d let her tell me to do anything she wants to her#if that makes any sense and I have not completely lost my goddamn mind yet#okay. enough yapping. back to the art itself#lazy background because I suck at those and am not currently attempting to learn them. I’ll probably do that over the summer#about time anyway. my characters have been placed against an off-white background for far. far too long#this is the first piece in just over a year that isn’t tagged with sotrl. which is kinda weird tbh#I’ve been drawing my OCs almost exclusively for nearly 5 years so it is genuinely surprise I’m branching out#*surprising#less branching out and more diving from one hole into another but y’know#anyway. in my personal and very correct opinion she turned out absolutely gorgeous#her servants are way too lucky and unalaq is way too much of an idiot. no offence to vaatu but he could never beat out this#and I also have Kat’s personal and very correct opinion to back up my own. two against the void. once again we’re winning#I wanna draw her a lot more bc she has completely possessed my brain. I just wish character interactions were easier to draw 😭#I’ll figure it out. just need to fight my visualisation issues for a proper idea. brb#okay I’m almost at the tag limit so. in summary:#she 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
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it’s funny to me because like. look, gaming shit, i’m fairly well-versed in, so even before starting ac2, i knew ezio was the assassin’s creed protagonist that a lot of. to be blunt, gamergate-ass chuds like to point to as The Best One™️, on account of him being male and white and het. so it’s just very funny to me that ezio says gay rights. not that it would matter to those kinds of assholes, they’d probably say this game from 2010 has a woke mind virus forcing ezio to love gay people. but. they very much cannot change the canonical fact that ezio’s best friend is gay and he says out loud that he thinks leonardo’s boyfriend is good for him.
#also clarifications on two points: 1) i’m saying ezio is white because in the small mind of gamergate chuds ezio is white. but like. ezio#is italian. in 16th century italy. and i’m not like an anthropologist or anything but i do know that attempts to transpose modern day#american ideas of race onto 16th century italy don’t really make any goddamn sense.#you understand this. i understand this. they don’t because they’re frankly fucking idiots. but moving on.#2) ezio is very much a Video Game Protagonist Guy. not denying that. and ac2’s pivot away from debating the tenets of the assassin’s up#front and mostly leaving it to codex entries and missable stuff IS a part of that. but like. ezio is also Not the guy those fucks think he#is. ezio DOES carry a lot of the hangups of being Video Game Protagonist Guy in the late 2000s. but he evolves. he grows.#and he’s very much still an assassin and the order is about as egalitarian as it gets. ezio says gay rights but also women’s rights!#okay done now.
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Not me, fresh in the HTTYD fandom, boutta make so many enemies when I reach The Hidden World in my Dreamworks watch;
#I like the damn movie a lot ok#but I know most httyd fans hate it and I get why#but I am a stupid sentimental bitch ok and the epilogue makes me sob and lose my mind#I get thw has flaws yes there are things about it that are lame and don’t make sense#but consider I’m watching every Dreamworks movie ever#and only a few movies before thw I have to watch goddamn boss baby#thw don’t look so bad anymore does it#hhhh self sabotaging myself in this fandom before I even write my fic#nice Jen#Jen rambles#how to train your dragon
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it’s just sorta hitting me that we know like almost nothing about what the fuck majima was doing in 5 when he was supposed to be dead??? like???? he was in on katsuya/mirei’s plan and caught onto what was going on really early and whatnot but. what the hell was he DOING for all that time. he just shows up at kurosawa’s at some point with zero explanation how or under what pretext or anything. how did he fake his death in the first place? how did he get it announced on the radio and put in the news despite there being no body or anything to prove that he died?? I have so many questions about his side of the story it’s insane how much was brushed off bdhffdjdjdjsjdnd
#I could go on#especially about his and saejima’s last fight/argument(?) because I’m still REALLY unsure how much of that was true and how much majima#(and saejima but mostly majima) was lying/acting for kurosawa and his men to buy time. because majima’s way smarter than people give him#credit for and quickwitted as hell- I seriously doubt he didn’t have a plan and some of the shit he said was too absurd to be true imo (him#having written the expulsion letter. calling saejima weak based on the batting cage fight. etc)#and I think he was trusting that saejima knows him well enough to know how absurd some of that was and pick up on the act he’s going for and#play along. I mean it worked out didn’t it? bought them enough time for shinada and co. to fight baba and keep haruka safe and all that#anywho that’s the only thing that makes sense to me but. would’ve been nice for them to have made that clear and given majima and saejima#a more genuine heartfelt reunion#and don’t even get me started on kazumaji not getting a damn reunion. that’s a topic for another post#majima was just sorta neglected at least considering his importance in the plot and all. he should’ve talked to haruka too imo. and katsuya#and. you get it.#yet again he was left to clean up the tojo clan’s mess and just expected to deal with it while his two closest companions go to prison#(AGAIN) and daigo’s recovering from a bad wound (AGAIN) and so on. this guy does not get enough goddamn credit#rambling#y5#yakuza 5 spoilers
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So are we living in Bobby’s coma dream now?
I mean, I don’t understand why Bobby would dream about half this stuff (I thought Henren & Eddie losing their kids -> him losing Robbie & Brooke, but then Madney & idk how that would fit in)
I also don’t know why Bobby would dream about a daddy issues joke, unless his & Buck’s relationship is MUCH different than we’ve perceived-
Him not following up with anybody abt being captain could be explained away by a dream. Like, you literally handed in your resignation weeks ago (based on what Gerrard said) but you didn’t pay that any mind before strolling into the firehouse in uniform? Like, did you forget?
Idk, it doesn’t make sense, but Bobby was literally DEAD for 14 minutes. His heart was not beating. They were talking about the possibility of taking him off of life support should it proceed for too long (at least, that’s what I assume the conversation between Athena & Dr. Salazaar was about, Bobby’s “directive”), but he wakes up same day & has Z E R O lingering effects?? He’s up & at ‘em & ready to work as a firefighter again???
Like, I get that this is a silly little TV show, & we have to suspend our disbelief or whatever, but this genuinely just feels like lazy writing. “I don’t want to 😔 Bobby’s fine bc I say so 😌 We don’t need to worry about consequences 😘����”
This show is genuinely so hard to fucking watch sometimes. Common sense? No, we don’t have any of that here, check a different firehouse
#911 abc#911 spoilers#bobby nash#peter krause#they build these storylines up SO much#but then when the natural consequences come around they completely disregard them#I understand it’s a show but jfc do you think your audience is stupid?#if I sat here & talked about every storyline they blew up for the drama & then completely abandoned without any actual resolution#I would be here for fucking DAYS#this is why I don’t trust the writers of this show. bc they make no goddamn sense
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sometimes i sit here worrying “oohhh i’m not qualified enough to do xyz” irt applying to new jobs and then i have days like today where i realize people don’t know how to do something as simple as stack boxes in an orderly manner and i go. ah. maybe i actually am the best for this position
#like loading a bunch of boxes into the back of a car. saying ‘we can fit four across the back’#and putting 2 in right next to each other. only for the coworker helping me to put in a third… like a solid 4 inches away from the others#like. hey. idiot. now 4 can’t fit next to each other. but if you butt them right up against each other like I did w the others… wow!!#now there’s room!! also just. common sense. they’re going in a moving vehicle. obviously you want them tightly packed so they don’t move?#like goddamn sorry I just have days where I feel like I’m surrounded by idiots#and that makes me sound like SUCH an asshole BUT LIKE. why do none of these people have the intuition to stack things neatly#in a BOOKSTORE NO LESS!!!!!#i say things
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The fact that antis now want Seb to be Bard’s dad too…. I just….
#hes 40 fucking years old#he doesn’t need a father#and Seb doesn’t wanna be his fucking dad#why do people think found family must mean traditional family roles for eveyone?#like why does Seb have to be the ‘dad’ and bard his ‘kid’?#do they even know what parenting even is???#maybe I need to start using an alt tag so I can file shit under kuro but not end up in the main tags#gif#jfc#pet peeve#antidadbastian#like I don’t hate the idea of Seb in a parental role in theory#but like dudes#in canon it doesn’t make sense#it doesn’t make sense for him to be a grown ass man’s dad#bard survived for years in battle in the Wild West#I don’t think he needs to be read a goddamn bedtime story#salty af#I’m so tired of this#sebastian michaelis#bard#black butler
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the world never ceases to disappoint so i’m gonna go play bg3 and try to finally finish this thing.
#ooc. o kaptain.#[I can’t even express how upset I am about things I can’t even talk about. it’s so. fucking fun. man. just a fucking letdown. whatever.#people don’t make a goddamn ounce of sense to me and they never will.]
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i do feel like i’m genuinely losing it a little bit so that’s good
#The Feeling (BAD) is back !!#i need sleep so bad but also i need to be doing things so bad#i think it might be time for another session soon. tbh. goddamn do i need grounding#but also i don’t just want to do that as an impulse reaction to feeling bad or i could get too dependent on it. if that makes sense#ted talks
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what are ur thoughts on the winners room trope?
ooooo okay surface level analysis: i like winner’s room fics :)
etwas tieferes: i think it’s cool that it’s (afaik) unique to hockey fandom and i enjoy the way it integrates a lot of unspoken rules in hockey with desire/makes them a physical/tangible reality… also the narrative potentials/world-building it opens up can be fun because there’s not really a set of rules for the “winner’s room” trope. are there in-universe rules? who gets chosen? who’s exempt? who gets to pick? where’s it going down? is it the entire room or one guy? what if your (ex)boyfriend is on another team? does somebody need to be taught a lesson or do you need to remind someone who got traded you still love them? also, most important, winner’s room gives you the chance to put two random-ass guys you saw interact for 0.002 seconds and went “hmmm. interesting” about into a Situation and i love that
#yeah buddy!! i love answering questions!!! unironically i have so many opinions!!!!#refraining from putting this in the main text but had to go: yeah who doesn’t love a good g*ngb*ng#it also doesn’t just have to be a bunch of dudes fucking though per always: i think winner’s room fics can bring up interesting dialogues#about the idea of bodily autonomy and self-sacrifice or sacrifice in sports#every fic can utilize a trope their own way so you might have lighter versions or heavier versions and#tw: sa#dub-con/CNC elements which. given the truth of SA and abuse in hockey it’s valuable to have tools to explore and i feel like i need to#address that when i talk about this? obvi dead dove do not eat for some fics re:winner’s room but i think a lot of them do talk about#control and power to some extent if you were to do a deep literary analysis. which we don’t need to. sometimes it’s enough to read a fic one#time because you liked the main pairing and didn’t know SHIT about the flyers and then come back to it years later and absolutely lose your#goddamn mind about the fact that actually you DID know about travis konecny before you thought you did and at one point there were all these#guys that you now know and love who were just like. random fuckers in the sides of the fic. i tend to do that a lot bc i will read for#nearly everything (if i love u. i will read your works even if i don’t know anything about the fandom and also i am always willing to jump#on new ships) so also tangentially i think winner’s room fics are a lot of fun because you can see a lot of different interactions between a#lot of guys like not only is it this guy and this guy but also this guy and that guy and these two interacting around the sacrifice etc etc#tangled web many layers und so weiter. not sure if any of that makes sense but also i’m gonna tag for mentions of sa/wjc/hockey canada stuff#i don’t even really know if winner’s room functions as well even in other sports bc of the Team Identity in hockey & cultural context#liv in the replies#winner’s room can be layered with SO many other kinks and tropes and aus and also just like. i like it & that’s probably all i needed to say#also obvi re: rules for trope there aren’t ever any there’s just some popular variations and we can kinda see some of those forming#but i’m not even sure if winner’s room has its own tag on the archive? i’d have to check i know i have a few saved in my bookmarks at least#OH also if you made it this far. wasn’t sure if this was like a ‘do u got recs’ or a ‘what’s your moral stance’ or ‘hey is this something ur#into’ so. good faith good vibes y’all and if this wasn’t what u meant please elaborate the question i do love answering things#ty for the ask!!!!#for the record i do watch hockey like the leonardo dicaprio pointing meme finding milliseconds of interaction to go HAHA GAY NARRATIVE about
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