#that doesbt make sense

[3liza]

the number of afab people replying to the pain poll going "yeah I've broken limbs and had 1st degree burns and given birth but nothing tops my menstrual pain" is so fucked up it is unbelievable. and I was right there with everyone else until I stumbled on a low dose progestin regimen that just made me stop menstruating. which I would recommend to everyone except it just doesn't work for everyone. ask your doc about it though, it won't cause permanent side effects or injury to try it out. i take norethindrone 2.5mg 2x/day. this dose has to be different for each patient to work correctly, that's just what I take. there's some research to suggest synthetic progesterone like norethindrone is carcinogenic so I'm going to look into switching. anyway i just got extremely lucky. there is seriously nothing like it. it was the worst pain I ever felt until the urology incident and frankly I think the menstrual pain was already a factor in the outcome of the urology incident

[filez34]

my dca mugshots side by side in chronological order

[szappan]

okay watching this years istván, a király. straight away the director understood none of this. the singing is pretty good tho. i love nuance in my critiques

[filez34]

From Robert Sopolski's lecture about biology of human behavior:

Sexual dimorphism depends on either caring for offspring is characteristic of males of the species:

if not - they try to fertilize as many females as possible, they do not care for future of offspring, females choose males according to their bright color (he will not be of any use for raising offspring, but at least the genes are good, since he has a lot of energy for such a bright tail and aggressive behavior); such species where males compete for the attention of females and show aggressive behavior are called tournament species.

If it is - monogamy is characteristic, fathers take care of the offspring, females often cheat on the male (since you can leave the children in his care). Species with such behaviour are often then not have almost no sexual demorphism, especially birds of prey where it is impossible to see whether it's male or female unless taken DNA test or observed behavior with partner during the mating season.

On this so called scale humans are somewhere in between which provides variety in appearance, therefore saying that there are drastic differences in appearance between sexes is as wrong as saying that the majority exhibits no differences at all.

Although I agree with the comment that says we are more alike than different. And applying sex logic from other species without carefulness to humans has already been proven harmful in numerous occasions (the alpha thing, instincts, etc.)

i think a lot about how in the past women/afab people disguised themselves as men and lived for years undetected (in all-male workplaces!!) because it really drives home the point that there is so much natural variation in human bodies that would enable somebody to believably do this. like not only is it natural for men to be very short but it’s also natural for them to have high voices, it’s natural for women to be tall, built, and masculine, and the fact that people in the past just rolled with it like “he has dainty hands and that’s none of my business” gives me some type of jealousy. people have gotten way too comfortable deciding what traits are normal for what sex. i think we all need to mind our business more.

[yumenosakiacademy]

I can't tell if I'm spacing out extremely hard on my walks on the nights where i dont listen 2 music (so tht i walk faster. Idk why ny body thinks listening 2 music means i cant glide).or full on falling asleep bc everutime i come back 2 reality i appear 2 still b walking? unlike in the past where I'd b full-on Stopped n I'd hav 2 walk a few extra min 2 make up 4 it. like there r times I noticed I've p much stopped 4 like a sec n I immediately kick myself in2 gear but the other times.... I'm worried lmao bc my whole thing is i walk for 7 hrs a day No Less 4 over a yr. surely some of these hrs recently haven't been missing, right,,,

[sk8erboyz]

i’m going to word vomit all my thoughts about the wild life finale here and it’s going to be incoherent until it stops consuming every corner of my mind and i sit down and organize my thought 🤞🏼 until then enjoy my raw unfiltered thought processes

he won by going against the mechanic !! he remained calm and rational and never died to a single wildcard !!! all of his deaths were by people not the mechanic !! the game did not win joel did !he did not go absolutely insane and give in the red haze and he won !!! by not doing what the game wanted !! which means the only curse not broken this season was the winners curse !!!

at every single point in the series everyone is collectively trying to kill joel because he just won’t seem to die but joel is absolutely convinced he’s made friends and is just happy to have friends this season and keeps giving people stuff and then they TRY TO KILL HIM and fail and he DOESBT EVEN NOTICE

and then they die trying to kill joel and he gives them diamonds !!!

joel’s pov by itself is so funny because he’s just a guy in his car with his family having a great time !! and then you watch everyone and it’s like oh. joel is the common enemy here- everyone used gem keeping him cool to their advantage. they used his trust and took whatever joel would give them and blew up his car and stole from him and every time he forgave them everyone turned around and just began plotting against him again. the only person he had was gem who gave her life so many times to the people who betrayed joel anyways. because gem never died to a wildcard and no one every actually got a kill on her, all her lives were lost either by a mob or she let someone take her life so they could gain one (like jimmy, skizz, mumbo) and then at the end joel has survived and he believes he still had friends (jimmy scar & lizzie , etho , grian ) so he goes to them one last time to try and gear up and protect everyone from the G’s who were the longest standing alliance and had the most people, and all the people who he thought were his friends only tried to kill him when he turned his back

and he still won !!!!! it was him and grian against the whole rest of the server and grian was just using him !’ gem was gone and joel couldn’t stay calm anymore because he couldn’t go back to gem when something happened!! so grian stroked joel’s ego and told him he could win and let joel fight everyone and take the rest of the server out and when he did joel went looking for grian and said something along the lines of ‘grian we did it!’ only to turn around to grain shooting at him which makes sense of course but then when you go watch grian’s episode you see then grian has been trying to snipe joel the second every one else was dead but just kept missing and he started panicking g because he couldn’t make the shot and then tried being friendly with joel again

he’s literally THE wild card ! through every series he is aggressive and unpredictable and dangerous and of COURSE the game he wins is when the game starts being aggressive and unpredictable and dangerous but who knows that game better than joel? he beat the game and its own mechanic!!

he is also the only happy winners pov we’ve had!!! every other winner won in a moment of grief and betrayal and anger and in joel’s eyes he won through persistence and staying with his family (which is both dramatic and situational irony because he didn’t actually. he won by clawing his way through what everyone expected of him and everyone else being so blinded by their rage instead of him. he saw all his flaws in past winners and all his past lives and everyone in this season and said no that will not be me this time) joel was also the only winner fighting without a cause. he was just there for the fun of it. for the mindless violence. he never lost anything because he played the game well. his car got blown up but it was always an easy fix. he didn’t pay any mind to his broken alliances so he had no time or knowledge to feel grief or betrayal for them. he and gem were together until the end and never betrayed each other every other winner fought for a person (grian fought against and for scar, scott won by seeking revenge against ren for killing pearl, scott blew himself up in double life so that pearl wouldn’t have to fight anymore, martyn went on a rampage when ren was killed, scar was completely alone and fought for himself and his survival because he had nothing and didn’t even realize when pearl had died) joel is just. in it for the rush- he has no reason for the violence and nothing to loose and nothing to gain

joel is the only winner who’s final death wasn’t in grief either. his final death was meant to be a trap he set up that he never got to use and he ran to it at the end laughing and excited and it failed. the trap failed- and he lived and laughed and ender pearled around until he died. and i saw one post in passing that was like ‘the server took care of him’ and it DID. it’s like this game was perfectly crafted for him- because of course joel wouldn’t die do something as chaotic and unbalanced as the wild cards. who would joel be to die to something he understands so well and channels in every move he makes? he thrives in the chaos and watchers saw him and choose him

grian had a LOT more control in this season than previous because of th wild cards and it’s feeding my watchers symbolism. he is trying to take the reins of the games from the watchers and reduce the violence and grief his friends have to go through so what to do the watchers do? they take his power away. he’s still in control on the wild cards of course, but how well can they work when the watchers are guiding a wild card of their own? and then skizz and mumbo both died due to joel (both indirectly- they died on the tower while trying to get more lives using the minecart trap) and in the end the only person grian is left with is joel who somehow managed to twist every wild card to his advantage and never made as much a misstep this season. ans grian has been too cocky this season, almost playing god with people coming to him for information about the wildcards and how to survive them. and in the end grian does exactly what the watchers wanted anyways and guides joel to victory despite still trying to ruin their game to the very last second and become the first two time winner

anyways that’s all GOOD JOB JOEL !!!! MY WINNER !!! FAST CAR FOR THE WIN

[filez34]

no u cannot bitchass

Does racer eclipse like sport memes?

Of course

[filez34]

also i got sfm so i can put out a bunch of eclipse refs if anyone's interested

[jjcocker]

rly random, loose ish ramble on the tengokids. likesll lf them. Wil have a bit of poointless lore I gave them but um imm jst doing what nintendon(sorry I like that pun)

ok so starting w the toss boyes. 2 me perosnslly the age for each woul be aka-chan being 9-10, ao-kun and kii-yab 12. i have a bitttt of lore (like family background) for each of them (mainly ao-kun bc of the whole mom thing. ill summarize it buttt lets start with aka)

ok so aka-chan has 2 moms (smoething based on a wb from Months back) ..,,, one of them is transgener which sounds like (and is) a kinda useless addition but I'll go backto it!!

kii-yan lives w his mom--- he doesbt see his dad often (hes ok)(and also this is totally not an excuse to not think ofa design for him/silly)- he also frequently visits his uncle (the one blonde(??) glass tapper)- one of his coworkers is ao-kun's dad!! (the. blue haired and pronouns glass tapper)

which now brings me 2 ao-kun's family which is just him and his dad- and um heres rhe mom thing; shes dwad,, um uh basically she was a squadmate (yk in the tengoku credits theres rhe squadmates w rheir hats off ? yeah one of them has blue hair. so.). died at war. Thing is ao himself does not know any of that at all since his dad did not tell him (for. some reason). dont ask why ao-kun's the only one with Angst sorry. akso I ferl like yhis whole part is like insensitive of me bc I have both my parents so. its just,.i feel like jm being . mean jn a way idk

oh eayh also going back to the unnecessary addition abt aka's mom being trans. Basically yhe toss boys' moms were all besties in the same way the Current toss boys are. and becasue I like making oppoisetey stuff basically yhe moms feiend groups were 2 girls 1 bouy (and the. and thetoss boys were 2 bouys 1 schrodingers girl). yeah thatsall

anyways moving on to trammypline!! thehre the okdest of the tengokids (both 13) and theyre. Yeahh is there anythibf ro say about them? i like 2 thinj theyre Not from heaven world (hi tomano^_^) and hsd to learn (in the slightly hard way) how to Rhythm. theyre besties w the toss boys too .paulines closestto aka-chan and tram isclosest to ao-kun .which brings me to a silly rivalry hc based on a dumb thing I said on a server. sometimes they copy each other (idk they just gind each other kina Cool) but also Dont like seeing when onecopies the other so they just go "STOP COPYING ME!!!!!!!!!!" sorry I drank coffee (again) firstthing in the morninh Does this make sense. anyways pauline (2 me) seems like a preppy ish type kid. sshe Lauves wearing pretty fits!! and also rabdom extra hc involving thetoss boys again (sorr) pauline (constantly) asks kii-yan 4help on doing her hair. She however is painfully indecisive so at most they spend like 20 minutes "umm actually no could u do my hair like this? no like thiss..no wait Actuall-"

oh yea goiing back to the tosser s (kii) for a bit I do have areally useless hc where he likes to like. play around w peoples hairstyles (ironic considering tb2 /JOKE). it stemmed from a fanfic snd while it was like one that out the toss boys in a romantic relarionship I just . decided to makethat platonic GENGNNHNGKH

ok now back to trammypline again. heres a bit of their backgrkundish stiry. As kids theyve probably like lived on the circus- cuz idk if kitsunes are common in the rh universe so they were immediately seen as like a Big Thing. however (sorryfor the really unnecessary angst) they were basically only seen as an attraction 2 the circus and theres ahuge amount of pressuee put on them and again theyre only like 13. so. it really nessed them up for a while cuz like they still had school. and they do live in a house but compared to the time theyd spend on ghe circus they barely even. stah there anymore. and the csmeos tram does are just a glimpse of little moments he has to take his. tiny break from yhe circus.and Ummmmm pualine isjn there too just not appesribg onscreen (i refuse to let her js Fade out of the franchise). ok angways I also hc that they transform as a way of stimming

alrighty now theres just 3 more kids and Im just gonna lump them all together just so this doesnt end up TOO long FHHDFHDH

saur!!!! yagura-chan is also a really gremliny type kid- she lives w her grandma (who i hc to be the old lady in the live epilogue screen). the age i hc her 2 have is also like 9. The majority of teh kids she only has as Acquaintances (tb, t&p . theyre not Besties but theyre like friends(kinda)), except for 2- ojou-chan (wizard waltz girl) who is her absolute Best friend and db (the litke drummer in drum bkys) who is her absolute Wordt enemy. ojou-chan is like an absolute ball of shyness (<- HELP I JUST REALIZED afTER ERITIGN THIS) so how she ended up becoming yagura's (who i hc to be the most hyperactive talkativr child) best friend is up for debate.

ojous special interest is flowers (ofc) and so she (SOSHI?!?!#?@!!? SORR) will find any and every moment to infodump to someone about it. the thibg is she has the Andiety🔥 and knows basically No one due to her absolute Fear of talking 2 people (in fact it was yagura that walked up to her. Disregard that last paragraph I do actually alrdy have how they were besties figued out)(also just like me fr) . so she (<-you guys are not gonna believe what I was gonna write here) Didnt have anyone to talk sbt flowers to :(. And then yagu went an said "HAIIwhatchadoinwhatsyournameareyounewhere??canwrbefeinds:D" like all at once. also ojou 2 me is the youngest oft ehm all (7-8) . but anyways going back on how they becam besties and slight background info on ojou herdelf. Ok so after they met yagu was like. just wanting to do everything al at once she LOVES making new friebce!!!=ojou was mildly Scared bc that was one kf her first frience!!! but still they somehow worked it out and now theyre besties. yagu lets ojou ramble on sbt flowers despite not understanding like half of ehat she says bc who cares theyre Besties!!!!!!!!!!

ok slight background info on ojou time. i made a really poinless hc where she and ann glerr are siblings (i 💗 making shit up). so yeah she lives w ann and her parents!! i mean not rlly bc ann moved somewhete far from their hometown but they still visit their family time n time again!!. right this wass. quick.

ok last but not least db!! i have Zero hcs for him so just know im spitballing hcs here. the 2 othet guitar playes sre um uhhhh His older brothers yeah. Yeahg. he'd be besties w kii-yan (idk why but 2 me he would). ok not reely Besties besties but yheyre like friends. and ok my crestivity kinda fot stale here sorry heehe. That's al dorry for yhis long post

[arthurtaylorlester]

malevolent ep 29 liveblog !!

(spoilers obviously)

are we underwater??

who's speaking i cant tell???

i feel like this is john @kayne but it could very well be yellow and larson

oh wait is this past dialogue?

i genuinely cant remember

oh okay its arthur remembering

"its just water" THEYRE BACK AND THEYRE BICKERING !!!

with silly music in the bg

oh exposition through john i always love it

oh they are so married

a donkey???????

this is so funny

arthur please stop groaning its...

THE FACE OF SOMEONE NOT TO FUCK WITH!!!

MUSTACHE?? harlan really just said yall wrong arthur has a mustache

john is a bitch wife comfimed/ j

A FILM????? JOHN WANTS TO SEE A FILM AND THATS WHY HES MAD !?!?!?

and john is soo petty he doesbt even want yo go to nyc

arthur having to temind john that theyre wanted

IS MALEVOLENT A COMEDY NOW???

john not tellibg arthur they were sitting next to someone the whole time

arthur spite-eating to piss of john >>>>

john are you having second thoughts??

BELLA LORE????

WE'RE MEETING DANIEL???

oh that was weird i bet its mr butcher

Oh wait violins is this mr butcher

whats the whispering in the bg

john stop describing im trying to hear the whispers

is this a kellin type?

oh he just needed to sneeze

diseased man get away from

"NOT OUR HANDKERCHIEF ARTHUR !!!"

malevolent is a comedy atp. thank you mr guthrie for this blessing of an episode

best season opener by far

"that's ... my arm, sir"

im not angry muttering i do it too lol

"hes using us as comfort? jesus christ" stfu john you did the same

wait isnt there a recession in the 1930s

OHHH THAT EXPLAINS THE READING EXCERPT

this train spunds dangerous

oh god oh fuck how is arthur going to read

arthur just what are you doing

is he just making up a story?

how he just talking about himself

QAIT IS THE FRIEND PARKER NOOOO

NO IF HES MEETING WITH PARKER HE DIED

or is this an elaborate way of telling the guy to fuck off

who sending a telegraph to 'will henley'

OH FUCK

ITS THE BUTCHER

the horror >:)

hes smiling oh this cant be good

this is really good and the sound design!!

they are so bad at communicating that they accidentally revealed their identity

WAIT WILL HENLEY IS AN ACTUAL PERSON??? ARTHUR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

"beCAuse" IDK WHY THE WAY HE SAID THAT SO FUNNT

arthur is so smart it makes sense that the guy would try to corner him

YESS ARTHUR

I LIKE WHEN ARTHUR IS ALL CALCULATING AND SO DOES JOHN

so youre going to trap him in a train car

so arthur's escape plan is.... jump out of train. and break his legs. again.

oh snow will totally save you yeah sure

arthur just really likes playing dumb i think

now im on a train and i cant hear shit

john enjoys this?? john is excited My god he is so precioys

"You are my eyes" that had no reason to be so wholesome

"okay... youre overselling it" john critiquing arthurs acting im dead

10 more minutes will this end horribly?

I KNEW THEY WPULD BE ON THE TOP OF THE CARS

thats mad ahahhahah ... wait a damn minute

ITS MR BUTCHER

"why arent you looking at me" so he doesnt know the full extent of arthur madness

JOHN SOUNDS SO WORRIED

OH GOD THIS SO INTENSE

pov the tracks shave off his mustache

sorry this isnt the time for jokes

WHAT. HE FUCKING WHAT

HE TORE HIS CHEEK?? CALL THAT WILL GRAHAM CORE

wait imagine they become friends

it wpuld be real funny

john would be so pissed

oh god theyre going to jump off the train

THEYRE GETTIBG SIDETRACKED GODDAMNIT

okay so arthur is manipulating he is soo <33

MEMENTO MORI???

ny bbg is so good at stalling

NO ARTHUR DONT GET DISTRACTED THIS ISNT TGE TIME FOR SELF REFLECTIO

YES YOURE NOTHING LIKE HIM

HE DID IT!!

hes smiling again?

oh well he paid his respects

THAT WAS AN AMAZING EPISODE AND DAMN GOOD SEASON PREMIERE

i will be malevolent posting later today but alas i have other things to do other than screaming about fictional voices on tumblr

[pinetreeshack]

you know what i like you, let me actually elaborate

the original idea wwas to display fords nightmare after he passed out from bleeding from his eye - the dream was going to depict a drop of blood splattering on his shoulder with a disembodied voice calling his name, and as he turns we get a transition to a flashback to where he turns and thinks stanley called him during class. confused he goes back to his studies, suffers a nose bleed, and as the disembodied voice calls him again, i was going to originally have him talking about getting deja vu, but setlled (not drawn) on him waking up to fiddleford hovering over him

i like to think bill messed with the sequence of fords memories, not only disturbing him in the present (research era), but also causing his memories to bleed together, causing an intense sense of impending doom and deja vu for him when he was younger (huge source of stress for him and also a poentional reason for him to be so attracted to gravity falls and weirdness of wverything. ford was born to be cursed). of course, in the future (2016) we know that ford knows that bill is the one who caused this, and i like to think that the metal plate in his head also helped to resequence his memories. weither or not lady oracle had a part in this (i cant remember if that is her name rn but you know) is up to your own interpretation

[angsthology]

OKAYYY initially i was gonna mention logan’s a son of apollo because he gives off those vibes and i was about to say oscar, son of athena until i remembered that he literally told his teacher he doesn’t give a fuck about school which is very un-child of athena of him

- 🦕

LMFAOOOOOOO but logan son of apollo hello??? i kinda see it and tbh if i were to read the book descriptions again he might just fit the apollo the fratboy role. oscar being son of athena makes sense ngl the part where u said he said he doesbt give a duck abt school 😭 he could be a frank zhang type son of a godly parent (tbh idk i still have yet to finish son of neptune) cause tbh i dont rlly see oscar anywhere else but athena’s?? hes just that not like other kids sibling in the cabin 💅🏼

[flunkett]

look its my blog wether what i say makes sense doesbt matter

[hajidumps]

everytime i think of ORV my mind just blanks out its a mind fuckery

[vonlipvig]

OH HE DISTRACTED ME, ALRIGHT. MOTHERFUCKER.

THIS BITCH LOVES PUZZLES, MY GOD

[johnbottoms]

all those ppl who were fans popping out of the woodworks like "I always knew he was a freak" the second anything comes out abt someone.... ok so if u knew why were u a fan