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vampire dping a "what i eat in a day" tiktok and getting cancelled for drinking from an essential worker
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#my teacher mentioned this to me in the most exasperated voice ever today#and we had a very tired conversation about how he is stupid. and cannot just turn places into the 51st state
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im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go
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fun fact: “tired” is not supposed to be your default state of existence
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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yes communication is important, but being in a situation where you constantly have to over-communicate every single thing in order to get listened and tended to is draining and kills romance. a huge part of intimacy and connection is feeling seen and understood by the other person – them being attuned to your needs, feelings, desires, and knowing who you are as a person on a deeper level, is a sign of love. being with someone who is thoughtless and inconsiderate and constantly has to have everything spelled out to them, will leave you feeling invisible and unloved. yes people aren’t mind readers and its good to talk about stuff but someone who just doesn’t think of you or understand basic things that would make you happy, isn’t a good partner.
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you look lonely, i can fix that
IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!! joel’s latest video was so cute, the billboard looks amazing
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something about the way etho types in chat is so endearing
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fund 4 tha homeless psychotic-gerard, almost 1/3 of tha way through :3
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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