#that do not benefit the dog in any way shape or form

[darkwood-sleddog]

You are taking my post wildly out of context and I understand that this happens frequently as tumblr posts are handed around blog to blog so biggy. But let me explain: What my post is referencing are people like Christina Hunger and the owner of Bunny the Dog who ascribe large swaths of emotional meaning to the buttons their dogs choose to press. This is known as the Clever Hans Effect. This is VERY different than teaching a dog a single button or set of bells, etc. to go potty or to be fed. There is nothing wrong with teaching such things as you already understand what your dog is asking for, but are aiding in a disability to better care for your pet. This is very different than what Christina Hunger and other dog button advocates that consistently ascribe emotional and philosophical reasons their dogs may push buttons do. At the time of my post, Dogblr and many of the blogs I follow were going through Christina Hunger's book in detail and comparing it to actual dog behavior science because at her fundamental core, Christina misinterprets actual dog behavior in favor of her Clever Hans Effect, human spoken word, and emotion base preferences. Christina shows a huge preference for human spoken English in her mentality and, to quote my original post above, believes using buttons allows her and her dog to "speak the same language for the first time" but this is untrue. The dog is still speaking dog and Christina is misinterpreting what the dog does because she has very little if no foundations in actual dog behavior science, much like for example, the owner of Koko the Gorilla. This is VERY different than using buttons as an aid. Christina Hunger also consistently compares dogs to non-verbal children and even though she is a speech therapist, comes at her dog button project in many ways that are ableist to non verbal people. This is what my post is referencing and discussing. Not that all dog buttons are bad, but that thinking the dog is speaking human language rather than performing a learned behavior is. That thinking your dog can only best communicate with you through something that is fundamentally unnatural to them is better than humans learning what dogs mean with their own language. The failure is Clever Hans Effect and this unwillingness to learn what dogs are actually saying. Saying that I'm calling people "stupid or failures" is a direct misinterpretation of the post at hand. It is not a failure to already understand what the dog is saying and use an aid to help YOU. It IS a failure to willfully misinterpret dog behavior in favor of one's own ableist idea that dogs need to speak and be taught human spoken english to be best understood. This ridiculous idea that human spoken word is the most important thing in both human and dog communication is something I would think somebody that cares about hearing disabilities would understand.

If dog buttons have one hater I am that very hater.

Communicating “in the same language for the first time” through dog buttons as Christina Hunger describes in her book is a failure of the most human proportion, putting too much value on the human (English) spoken word and ignoring that every detail, movement, twitch of our dogs is an act of communication itself. They are already communicating with us, just as human and primitive dog first did thousands of years ago. Just how we have shaped each other’s evolution by our very relationship. The dog understands you without buttons. If you can’t understand a dog without buttons, or “speak the same language” without human spoken language that is your HUMAN failure.

[lustagel]

LOSER! RODRICK HEFFLEY * readers race is not mentioned, mwah! . ⟡

loser! rodrick barely has any friends but his band members. only wears his bands t-shirts and listens to music that hurts your ears. always in the garage practicing with his band, if not with his girlfriend. puppy dog eyes and longing stares. not-no-secret softie. wannabe rockstar. has a shoebox hidden under his bed full of ticket stubs from concerts, crumpled notes and photos of/from his girlfriend.

loser! rodrick can't wrap his head around how he even got her in the first place and neither can his parents. ego boost after getting a girlfriend and no one knows how she even puts up with him. tries to impress her in anyway he can. mostly rolls her eyes at his stupidity but clearly finds him amusing and has a soft spot for his cluelessness.

loser! rodrick yearns for her kisses and chases her lips every time he gets a chance. smells of her almost always because he’s always around her and on her. gives the most softest kisses to the top of her ears. follows her anywhere with dreamy eyes. writes terrible songs for her but has never shared them with anyone. asks her to kiss his drummer sticks for good luck and of course she does after telling him how stupid it is.

loser! rodrick knows everything about his girlfriend. her favorite sweet treat, what makes her heart arch, the color she adores the most, what makes her laugh he most, what perfume she buys the most, her favorite show and genre, how she tastes (believes he’s been blessed by the gods themselves to even be able to get a hand on you).

୨ he's such a loser he moaned into your mouth the first time you kissed

��� loser! rodrick following cool! reader around when she’s wearing a swimsuit

୨ cool! reader being everybody's favorite person in some way shape or form

୨ possessive! reader making out with loser! rodrick to show people he’s hers and him getting a hard-on

୨ loser! rodrick who smells like musk and two day old clothes, while his new girlfriend smells of the sweetest scents known to man

© 2024 lustagel, do not use my work for your own benefit.

asks are open!

[heathersdesk]

The FOMO of MyKayla Skinner

MyKayla Skinner is a former gymnast and silver medalist from Team USA. She is a Latter-day Saint. She is also getting every one of her holes handed to her—in some well-deserved schadenfreude—from her former team mates. Let's talk about it because it also involves a needed discussion about LDS racism.

MyKayla Skinner got the dog and pony show that LDS Olympic athletes often get in our community. At that point, she didn't just become a representative of Team USA. She became a global ambassador for our faith. Which is really unfortunate because she's bad at representing herself well, let alone other people. So let's learn together how not to repeat the mistakes of MyKayla Skinner in public. Let's be prepared to answer well for her behavior, since she has become an emissary for us on the global stage and is doing it badly.

It's unwise to criticize a team to which you no longer belong in any kind of official capacity. But if you must, avoid opening yourself to the entire US women's gymnastics team dog walking you in public for your feedback. Never say anything that Simone Biles could ever use against you in an Instagram caption.

Also, never call Gabby Douglas a monkey in any way, shape, or form. Not in word, not with Photoshop, and not via stupid little monkey emojis. In case you haven't been exposed to the lexicon of racism and slurs, that's a deeply offensive racial slur for black people. And I'm not giving Skinner the benefit of the doubt on this one. It is a knowable fact that NBC got themselves into hot water for the portrayal of a monkey doing gymnastics in an ad that also featured Gabby Douglas back in 2012. The condemnation of that portrayal as a racist slur is something MyKayla Skinner would know about. This isn't poor wording or ignorance on her part. Skinner knew it was racist when she did this to Gabby Douglas in 2016. She still did it anyway.

And as a Latter-day Saint, I condemn what Skinner has said and done to her team mates. She has every reason to know better and do better. I reject the notion that her proximity to the LDS Church and its past failures with race are an excuse for this. This is her failure and she should take responsibility for it. She owes sincerest apologies and restitution to those she has harmed with her words. That's what the Church teaches. That's what her religion teaches her duty and obligations are.

MyKayla Skinner is clearly a deeply competitive person. It has gotten to the point of irrational and self-destructive jealousy. She can barely contain how she feels about not being able to compete in Paris. She cannot bear to see anyone else succeeding in this moment if she can't. And for all of the apologies she's had to give over the years, she doesn't appear to be learning the right lessons.

When people talk about there still being racism in the Church, this is what they're talking about. This is what it looks like. It's what happens when individual members, of whom the Church is composed, engage in the moral licensing and hypocrisy to justify their own racism. The racism, not the envy, came first. The envy only illuminated the racism that was already there.

Team USA has world class athletes, gold medalists many times over, on their women's gymnastics team. Directing racism at any of them is wrong, no matter who does it—even when it's one of our own. Especially when it's one of our own.

[neverchecking]

Thank you for giving me permission to let me send any idea I get ^u^ your list has given me more ideas and thoughts 🩵 and it has helped play into a specific one ✨ so I am here to share one that had been at the forefront of my mind that I need to share with you and your amazing brain

Btw will be using fem pronouns cause it’s a bit easier for me to write this all out, but you don’t have to ^u^

I genuinely can’t stop thinking of all the possibilities that could arise from the chain— which now includes Cal and Sage whenever I talk about the chain as a whole, they deserve all the love 🩵— knowing that their goddess has a darker side. Before I get into that, will add that personally, I feel like y/n would never abuse that power, maybe cause she has some morals; never targeting kids ofc, but also those that flirt with her but back down immediately upon seeing her boys? Those people are fine, because they’re respectful at the very least— and don’t have the audacity to think they could ever measure up to even a fraction of her perfect boys. But others that keep pushing? Target acquired. But also I imagine she doesn’t want to abuse her power cause she doesn’t want to be even remotely close to Hylia or even Zelda; she actually genuinely loves and cares about her boys, and they already do so much for her, she would never want them to feel like she’s using them. Which, I mean to be fair, if we’re being technical, she kinda is using them, but it’s for her and her boys benefit ✨ she’s just giving them permission to deal with the scum of the earth

Anyway, back to the number one thought at the forefront of my mind, me thinks, as a treat for the boys since you mentioned that they find it hot as hell, them getting to witness their goddess as she chooses her next victim ✨

Before I do that, I wanna bring up some things you wrote, like from Sage figuring out reader knew what they were doing; “They enjoyed teasing the scum of the Earth, dangling their own supple body in front of them like a treat on a stick only to set their guard dog on them the second they overstepped.” This. This imagery right here is scrumptious. 10000/10 delicious. It sparked this idea in the first place. But also the fact that it’s not just one guard dog, it’s eleven guard dogs at the ready ✨ because even when the chain know the truth, that reader knows about their darker impulses and even encourages it, she still doesn’t stop goading those people into crossing a line so her boys can deal with them— at least, she won’t unless it genuinely upsets her boys, cause while she enjoys riling up the chain and seeing how possessive they can be, she doesn’t want to actually make them upset if they really don’t like it.

Which actually plays into another thing you wrote for the list— thank you for the list 🩵— specifically on Twilight’s part; “He's just a simple country boy who was raised in a village where everyone was honest, so he can only think the same of everyone, especially his Goddess, until proven otherwise.” Which again, this. I love this— I love everything you write but this had me going “awww” out loud, he’s so precious 🩵 but also this plays into the whole thing with reader not wanting to upset her boys. If the chain doesn’t actually like that she uses her body in a way that goads those scum, she’ll respect their wishes and just straight up tell them. Especially since well, she has nothing to hide if her boys know the truth, cause I feel like y/n— in an effort to not be in any way, shape, or form like Hylia or Zelda— would be honest with them about it. Literally straight up about who’s on her shit list.

And if we bring up the point system, the higher on her shit list, the more points the chain gets for dealing with them ✨ like if someone was flirting with her and wouldn’t back down? On her shit list but not very high up there, so extra points if the chain deals with them quickly. Someone saying some insulting shit about her boys?? Higher up on her shit list, extra points if the one who was getting insulted dealt with the person. Someone who insults her boys, flirts with her, and doesn’t back down???? The highest you could ever be on her shit list, extra points if they make it a painful death ✨ no one insults her perfect boys and gets away with it

So imagine this, the chain and reader at one of their castle towns, and y/n overhearing from one of the men they pass making a snide comment about that Hyrule’s Link and the chain getting to witness for the first time the way their goddess’s sweet smile tightens just the slightest bit, how her kind eyes shift into one that craves bloodshed but flickers back into that kind look so quickly, but now her eyes and smile hold something much sharper— except now she’s not directing that smile to them, she’s looking at the man that had the audacity to ever say anything about her boys. Now this is where the idea splits into two routes, cause I can’t be 100% sure whether or not the chain would want her to stop trying to goad the scum of the earth, so I shall give you both versions ✨

If the chain truly doesn’t mind, they would get to witness it with new eyes how their goddess expertly plays into the innocent role, how she maybe pretends to be lost or something and just uses her body in a way that gets her the exact reaction she wants from the man. Just like how you said, she dangled her body in front the man like a treat on a stick, just waiting for the man to overstep, and once he does, whether the chain pull their goddess away or she just drifts back to them, she’s content now that she’s gotten what she wanted, which is a target painted on that man. And she patiently awaits for her boys to deal with him like she knows they will.

Is the chain does mind, she gets closer to the Link of the Hyrule they were in, and since she would be honest, she would ask him if they knew that man, if he was of importance, and if anyone would notice if he just, disappeared. Never to be found again. Whether she has to be outright honest and bluntly asks them to deal with the man, or if that’s enough of a hint for them to have a target painted on the man, she’ll make sure they know exactly who she wants them to deal with.

Regardless of the route, the one(s) that deal with the man get lots of affection after they’ve dealt with the scum ✨

— 🫐 anon

🫐anon. Listen here-

Everything you just wrote up there?

I AM (s)CREAMING.

THERE IS SO MUCH TO GO OVER AND IM SO READY-

First, you didn't need permission lovely! I'm more than happy to read what you guys send and start a conversation. I feel like I've made some great friends here with all of you guys! And I'm so ready to hear all of your ideas. Because your brain=just as amazing man

Now, I love including Cal and Sage because those two when with Wild are such a delicious trio. Full of resentment and bubbling anger just waiting to boil over? Drives me nuts. There is just so much potential there and I wanna love them all because it's what they deserve.

I totally like that entire idea of Reader not abusing their power. I imagine they view themselves as a benevolent being rather than a strictly Godly one. Like you said, kids are out of the question. People who respect their boundaries and understand that they could never measure up to the deities that are their boys are imposing on another person's relationship (Whether it's poly, a cult, etc., etc.) are also safe. It's the ones who don't respect that line. Who cross it and view Reader as nothing more than a piece of meat. Who want nothing more than a quick lay. Those are people who Reader deems as expendable. Because, really, Hyrule would be a better place without them in it.

And they would have to really push it. Reader is only instigating it if they push. From then, it's just baiting the boys into seeing it. Because you're right. She doesn't want to be at all like Zelda- or Golden three forbid, Hylia. They did nothing but use and abuse her perfect companions, with little to no second though to the aftermath. While, yes, she is also using them to a degree, it's more of a trade. She'll give them companionship and someone to lean on rather than them relying on no one but themselves.

When it comes to them knowing their Goddess has a darker side (Should we give this an AU name? I feel like we should-), it absolute riles them up.

🫐anon. Lemme let you in on a lil' secret- When writing that line, I was literally giggling to myself like a whole ass school girl. Like I was damn proud of that line so thank you for noticing.

Imagine having eleven guards dogs, prowling about, waiting to attack first and ask questions later. All their waiting for is the command. If it does genuinely upset her boys, she can definitely step back.

I'm glad you like the list so much! It was fun to figure out! Yeah, honesty is a huge difference between Reader and Hylia/Zelda. They never came outright with anything, lest it be a life or death situation. They've all had issues like this with their Zeldas, who simply didn't tell them something until they were facing down death itself. She'll straight up be like, hey, this happened, deal with how you want to, or, better yet, I'm dealing with it, i'll be back in a few minutes.

Now. A point system.

🫐anon. Your genius knows no bounds.

Now, imagine, if you will, someone not only insults her boys, and flirts without backing down, but dares to try and touch whats not theirs. That is the absolute pinnacle of fuckery.

I imagine this would happen in like Warrior's Hyrule because, let's face it, his is the messiest. Most people, half of them absolutely hate Link for starting a war, the other half want him in their bed, very little in between. And their ballsy because who's gonna stop them? Those jokes they call knights? Yeah, right.

Now, option A)

The man has already pushed. He pushed a fragile dam and it snapped, now he's left to deal with the anticipated torrent. She's sauntering over to him, fluttering her lashes and puckering her lips, doing all of the cheesy moves to get what she wants. And it works. Once he's hooked, his fate is seal. Because the boys are not the one to truly fear. No, Reader is. She makes the calls. She'll determine if you are worthy of their time. If not, if you've failed her test before it even begins?

Count your hours because they are fleeting and they are fleeting fast.

Option B)

Let's say this is Warriors Hyrule, she'll go to him on how to deal with this directly. Depending on the Hyrule, she'll let that Link lead the way. Some, like Wars, require some tact and poise when it comes to dealing with unwanted pests. With populations as heavy as they are, there are some hurdles they have to jump to make sure its done properly. They can't be sloppy, or they'll get caught. If it's someone like Hyrule's or, hell, even Sage's Hyrules, they can get as sloppy as they want as long as they remain out of sight.

You bet your ass that they are absolutely soaking up all the attention bestowed upon them for a job well done. Anything for their Goddess.

[generisydtoo]

Splitting up Team 7....Let's get into it

Disclaimer❗️: I'm not trying to dog on anyone who makes alternate team headcanons for fun. I have my own thoughts ofc, but as long as you're truly not hurting anyone, it's not that deep. I'm sharing my thoughts on this since I've seen this take a few times over the years, but do with it what you will!

As always, you're free to share your thoughts! Just be sure to keep it respectful :)

Tbh, it baffles me when ppl say that Sakura (bc that's usually who's removed from the team in these takes) or anyone else on Team 7 would've had better development if they were assigned to a different team. I think people fail to consider that Team 7’s close, consistent proximity and becoming teammates was one of the key reasons why they were able to get past their initial impressions of each other and form a deep bond.

This is only one example, but as far as we know, no other team went on any dangerous missions like Team 7 did to the Land of Waves. Granted, that was an outlier since that mission was supposed to be a C rank; however, it was vital to their individual growth. It shaped their perceptions of each other as teammates and of the shinobi world as a whole. If Sakura, Sasuke, and/or Naruto were placed on a different team (assuming little-to-nothing else was changed in the series), I'd deem it unlikely that they would've grown to be the shinobi they became, although not as quickly.

If you want, you can view this through the lense of recent media, particularly the YA genre. There are many reasons why they tend to be set in middle/high school (though I think that's starting to change and expand, thank goodness), one of them being the outcomes of forced, consistent proximity.

The characters are placed in an environment where they're (more often than not) forced to interact; it's not like college or other settings where you can simply leave if you don't want to be there, especially without it being fair to others in your group. While it’s ultimately up to them to choose whether or not they want to become more than acquaintances with their classmate(s), their relationship has a higher chance of forming due to being consistently around each other.

The same applies to Team 7 and honestly, the other Rookie 9 teams. They were all placed on their teams- a learning and training environment with forced, consistent proximity- for a reason. Ino-Shika-Cho being placed together since they're THEE Ino-Shika-Cho trio (if any sensei had messed that iconic trio up....bless their hearts fr), and Team 8 all being trackers.

For Team 7, it was also so they could all learn and benefit from each other in some way. Naruto could benefit from Sasuke’s proficiency in ninjutsu, Sakura's intelligence, and both of their calmer personalities(give or take with Sakura) seeing as he got the lowest marks at the academy and misbehaved a lot. Sasuke could benefit from Naruto and Sakura's social and outgoing personalities seeing as he got low scores in cooperation and teamwork.

While Sakura performed well in her academics, she slacked greatly in anything pertaining to using physical strength. She could benefit from Sasuke and Naruto's taijutsu and battle skills seeing as she got low marks in taijutsu.

I think it's also worth noting that Sakura is a balance of their personalities while having her own. While she's not always on 10 like Naruto was, she was able to be social and upbeat and like him. She wasn't emotionally cold or nonchalant like Sasuke, but she was able to match his calmer "think first, act later" demeanor. Ofc, they've all had their moments and didn't act the same way all the time. I love that Team 7 can share one brain cell at times, lol.

As I said in the preface, I'm not trying to down anyone making alternate team headcanons for fun. That being said, it's just odd to me that people claim that placing them on different teams would suddenly "fix" their characters. Becoming a team was an integral part of their characterization, with each of them serving a unique purpose in one another’s growth. (This includes Sai too, though that may be a convo for another day.)

Like the title says, this was a starting "Let's get into it" post. I have more specific thoughts on this take, but these are my initial thoughts for now :).

Sources: The academy report cards are only in the physical fanbook. You can find an online transcription of it here and photo scans here!

[legolasghosty]

JATP vampire AU!

Helloooo!!! Sorry on the delay, haven't had a lot of spare writing spoons lately with school! But I love this idea, here we go!!!

Okay first off, I am a sucker (no pun intended) for the Molina family being legacy vampires. The family line on Rose's side is largely vampiric in some form. Of course there is variation as to how strong it is and what abilities and needs/limitations various people have, as genetics still exist and stuff. There's also a fair amount of relationships between humans and vampires, cause screw Twilight rules, being being close to a vampire as a human is not a death wish.

Ray and Rose talked a lot about her turning him when they got engaged, but ended up deciding against it. There's a fair amount of potential complications with turning and there's no guarantee that the one being turned would share the same set of abilities and needs as the one turning them. Rose was safe walking in the sun, but her sister Victoria burns at the drop of a hat. They decided the potential benefits weren't worth the risks.

In this universe, nonhuman beings like vampires, wereanimals, fae, etc. aren't really a secret, but they also aren't super well understood or known by the general public. It's kinda similar to those statistics you'll see in the real world of things like "X% of people in the US have red hair, and X% of people in the US [insert medical condition/gender/view/whatever here], so if you know someone who has red hair, you probably also know someone who [insert same thing]." Those kinds of things exist all over in this AU, but with vampires and stuff. A small percentage of the population, low understanding, but not a secret. Lots of misinformation.

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE FUN STUFF! Julie is an interesting first child for Ray and Rose, cause she is fairly sensitive to the sun (Which they find out by accident...), semi blood dependent, and can and will turn into a bat for little to no reason. The bat thing is particularly confusing, because neither Rose nor any of her family that lives nearby have that particular ability. And Julie is a hider. Insert large amounts of parental panic every time they wake up to find that she's not in her crib. At least she's not coordinated enough to open doors till she's at least 4 or 5, so they figure out how to safely close her in when she's too young to know how to find her way back home if she got outside.

Carlos is by comparison basically a standard human baby... they think at first. All good in the sun, never shows much interest in his sister and mom's blood beverages, and (thankfully) never changes shape. But, as they come to find out when he wakes up screaming and almost crushes Ray's finger, he did pick up some of the strength and speed from Rose's side of the family, along with her bright eyes and mischievous grin. They also come to understand that, despite not needing or wanting blood to drink, he does have the strong sense of smell that vampires used to use for hunting. This makes things like daycare impossible cause it's just too strong.

Then we got the boys. We still have an accident just before they play a major gig at the Orpheum, but instead of poisoned street dogs, Luke, Reggie, and Alex get caught in an attack by a vampire extremist group. They all pull through okay, though it was touch and go for a moment there with Reggie, but they all end up turned.

Luke's folks are freaked by it but glad that he's alive and start trying to adjust to the whole situation. Reggie's parents are very divided as to what to do about him. So much so that they spend more time fighting each other than helping him. He spends a lot of nights at Luke's. Alex's parents disown him as soon as they find out from the hospital.

Alex ends up as the Molina's foster kid after getting released. It's unusual, cause they mostly do temporary placement in a crisis, but there aren't any other foster families in the area that have vampire blood and can help him adjust. It takes him a while to settle in with them, what with how different the family dynamic is on top of the whole vampire thing, but they make it work. He and Julie become fast friends. She helps talk him down after he turns into a bat the first time in the middle of a panic attack and the rest is history.

As far as vamp tendencies, Alex gets the bat form, the pointy teeth, and the strong sense of smell. He also sunburns really easily, but that could also be tied to the fact that he's so frigging white. Alex is pretty sure the vamp thing made it a lot worse though. Luke got the speed and the sun sensitivity(not gonna kill him, but it does hurt if he stays out too long), plus a blood craving that freaks his parents out more than once. He ends up officially meeting Julie for the first time when he breaks open her locker in desperation cause he can smell her blood bottle inside. Julie is MAD. Reggie is kinda in the middle of the blood reliance scale, still loves the sunshine, and nearly breaks the knobs on several doors in his house before he befriends the Molina family and starts sleeping over there more often than not.

As far as the rest of the characters, Bobby stays human and friends with all the guys through everything. Carrie, Nick, and Flynn are both humans, as is Trevor(Trevor and Bobby are different people here). There are a few other nonhumans at LFHS, but none in the music program so no one knows them well.

Willie is new at LFHS the fall after the guys get turned. He says he just moved here with his dad, Caleb (GOOD DAD CALEB FOREVER!). They're in the art program, but Alex, Reggie, and Julie keep randomly running into them at stuff and become friends. Willie is kinda quiet in general, but they all spot little bits of a more bright, fun loving personality from time to time. At first Alex lowkey worries that he's having home issues, but then he runs into them after finishing a gig with the guys, and Willie has their hair up for once. It's messy, but Alex can't help but notice the healed but obvious scars on the side of his neck, just below his left ear. They look pretty similar to Alex's own.

And thus the secret is out, at least to the little vamp family being formed. Willie got removed from his bio family cause of substance abuse on the part of his parents, and bounced through a handful of foster homes. One of them, the one right before Caleb, had an uncle who was a vampire. Turning Willie wasn't exactly intentional, but it happened regardless. This was when Willie was like 11. Willie was stuck in the hospital for a while cause they had a rough transformation, and then were placed with Caleb when they finally got out. He fully expected Caleb to hate him, but turns out Caleb is a werepanther, turned as a little kid, so he kinda gets it. They figure it out together and end up getting along really well! Caleb moved to LA for work stuff, and Willie was eager for a fresh start after some rumors that had gone around at his old school. And he's very happy to find the lil family!

Ack I'm sorryyyyyy this is so long!!! I'm having too many thoughts!!! I'll shut up now!!!! Hope you enjoyed!!!

[yavieriel]

Sorry if the question is a bit weird but do you think theoretically any ainu could be a 'father' or a 'mother'? Purely from perspective of having an ability to potentially partake in, well, procreation.

Oh almost certainly. I was just talking this over with @simaethae, actually. Personally I go with the version of canon where the Great Eagles are maiarin spirits, and Huan is descended from maiarin Hounds. My interpretation of this is that most Valinorean horses, hounds, etc. are descended not from mundane animals but from maiarin spirits who chose those forms during the process of creating Arda. They essentially have a mutualistic relationship with the elves - they like elves, and interacting with the elves is emotionally/psychologically beneficial to them, and the elves get the benefits of having working animals who can generally be relied on to exercise a large degree of autonomy. Valinorean sheep dogs for example would need almost no oversight, the only reason they'd really need a shepherd would be for things that require hands, like helping with lambing. They like having a shepherd around though, for the same reason you'd like having a friend around who is also a dependable coworker. Shepherd and sheepdog or horse and rider or hunter and hound are peer relationships, teammates, not superior-inferior. Valinorean stables and kennels have latches that can be operated from both sides of the doors, using mouths and/or paws, because they're basically just houses for people who are animal-shaped and get to make their own decisions.

For example, I headcanon that Nahar was The First Horse and is in fact THE Horse, the template for all horses, the most horse it is possible to be, the Platonic ideal of "horse", and that a number of other maiar similarly chose to Be Horses, becoming the First Herd. Their descendants are not themselves maiar, and are unable to be anything but horses, but they are horses with many similar abilities to their maiarin forebears. As long as they're not interbreeding with non-maiarin descended horses they retain all those characteristics, think something like Narnian talking horses except instead of talking they have telepathy, and also supernatural stamina/strength/etc. Rochallor is probably the best examples of this type, and Huan is the dog version of this.

However, these Valinorean horses and hounds and so forth are biologically entirely compatible with ordinary mundane animals, because the maiar patterned themselves off of said mundane animals down to the cellular level. What gives them their unique qualities is primarily metaphysical. Offspring of matings between Valinorean animals and their mundane counterparts inherit some of the physical qualities of their Valinorean parentage, like height, strength, etc., because those are a result of the genetics having been deliberately optimized when the maiar initially took those forms. The inheritance of metaphysical aspects of maiarin ancestry however is less predictable, and tends to be a coin flip - some descendants get it, some don't, there's no real in-between, and it kiiiind of looks like genetics if you don't look too close and/or are from a society who's still only aware of like, basic Mendelian concepts of heritability and has no concept of DNA. Which is to say that mystical inheritance works for animals pretty much the same way that it does for the Dunedain; Shadowfax is a throwback to his maiarin-descended ancestors the same way Faramir is, but both of them have brothers who are physically comparable but entirely mystically ungifted.

[nameless-brand]

Labor unions amuse me. I don't know why. Maybe because we technically are in an adversarial relationship, but I'm in an even worse relationship with my fellow companies. Alas, hated all around. The fate of being beautiful and intelligent and stellar as me φ(。。*).

So American Labor Law is a wonderful fun mess to navigate. But they did get one thing right, and it's preventing companies from making their own internal unions: company unions / "yellow" unions. The company union in theory is supposed to do the job of independent trade unions, but since they are managed and paid by the company, it's obvious they won't do anything that would severely harm the company's profits or image. They rarely strike, undercut other unions in terms of wage, and will rarely countermand a company's unjust ruling. Not the type of union you want on your side if you are a worker.

There are proponents of company unions, stating that it gets worker grievances addressed faster and they have a closer relationship with the company and thus are able to contextualize things better. But in my opinion, the company union will always protect the company first. Much like trickle-down economics, company unions being for the worker are a lie.

Section 8(2)(a) of the National Labor Relations Act does not allow an employer "to dominate or interfere with the formation or administration of any labor organization or contribute financial or other support to it." This forces unions to be independent trade unions in the States and technically prevents companies from influencing union affairs. Unfortunately, this also means I can't directly donate money or provides goods to a union to help support a strike.

But I own grocery stores and stationary stores in a good number of places. If my stores so happen to be selling products at cost that day... let's see February 22nd was the last time I did it - for National Walking the Dog Day while a strike is happening, that isn't really collusion, is it. :)

There's already a handful of Unions that have been made in several of my divisions. Given I haven't received a list of demands from them, I'm assuming this is more preventative - like if I decide to become another gluttony-obsessed pelican or something. Still irks me a little though, but I keep reminding myself that people don't live to work, they work to live.

Regardless, my competitors hate me because I pay well above industry standard and provide very good benefits. And their workers see it and either come over to me since they're tired of living paycheck to paycheck - or unionize to fight for better pay and benefits. My competitors can't undercut me as easily as a mom-n-pop shop because I control everything from the transportation to the farms to the production line; and when they are trying to resist a strike, I'll actually undercut their undercut anyway lol.

They either shape up - or leave and I buy their land using a shell company later. I almost always find room for the displaced workers. Eventually, these people are going to realize that shutting down because a union is forming/has formed (which is illegal by the way, but hard to directly prove) just benefits me in the end lol.

Anyway, happy National 529 Day.

[doggykingdom]

The Best Toys for Dogs Essential Accessories to Keep Your Dog Engaged and Healthy

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Interactive toys not only keep your dog entertained but also help to improve their cognitive abilities, making them smarter and more aware of their environment. They are particularly beneficial for dogs that spend long hours alone, as they provide a fun and constructive outlet for energy. By regularly providing your dog with interactive toys, you encourage problem-solving and keep them engaged, preventing unwanted behaviors such as chewing on furniture or excessive barking. These toys are available in a wide variety of designs, catering to all types of breeds and sizes, ensuring that your dog always has something to keep them occupied.

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Fetch is one of the most classic games for dogs, providing both exercise and quality bonding time with their owners. Whether you’re playing in the park, backyard, or inside your home, fetch toys are an essential accessory for active dogs. The best fetch toys for dogs come in various forms, including balls, frisbees, and flying discs, all designed to make the game more exciting and engaging for your dog.

The best fetch toys for dogs are made of durable, chew-resistant materials that can withstand repeated use. Many of these toys are also designed to be easy to clean and float in water, making them perfect for outdoor activities by the lake or beach. Playing fetch helps your dog burn off energy, improving their physical fitness and providing a healthy outlet for their instincts. Moreover, fetch games can strengthen the bond between you and your dog, as it encourages communication, trust, and fun during each throw.

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[hatha-yoga23]

Discover the Stress-Relieving Power of Hatha Yoga

Hatha Yoga, a practice that focuses on the balance between strength and flexibility, is an excellent way to cultivate physical and mental well-being. Whether you’re new to yoga or looking to deepen your practice, these essential Hatha Yoga poses will help improve flexibility, build strength, and unlock a range of benefits for both body and mind. In this post, we’ll explore five must-do poses that are perfect for beginners and experienced yogis alike, each contributing to the overall benefits of Hatha Yoga.

Mountain Pose (Tadasana) Mountain Pose is the foundation of many Hatha Yoga poses. Although it appears simple, it’s a powerful posture that improves posture, strengthens the legs, and helps with overall body alignment.

How to do it: Stand tall with your feet together or slightly apart, arms by your sides. Distribute your weight evenly across your feet. Engage your thigh muscles and lift through the crown of your head, aligning your spine. Hatha Yoga Benefits: Tadasana improves posture and balance, strengthens the legs, and helps to develop awareness of body alignment, making it a great foundational pose for any Hatha Yoga class.

Downward-Facing Dog (Adho Mukha Svanasana) Downward-Facing Dog is one of the most recognized Hatha Yoga poses, known for its ability to stretch and strengthen multiple muscle groups. It’s particularly beneficial for improving flexibility in the hamstrings and calves.

How to do it: Begin on your hands and knees, with your wrists directly under your shoulders and knees under your hips. Lift your hips up and back, forming an inverted V-shape with your body. Press your hands firmly into the mat and gently lower your heels toward the floor. Hatha Yoga Benefits: This pose increases flexibility in the hamstrings and shoulders, strengthens the arms and legs, and helps to lengthen the spine. It also promotes blood flow, making it a great energizing posture.

Warrior I (Virabhadrasana I) Warrior I is a powerful standing pose that builds strength in the legs, core, and shoulders while enhancing flexibility in the hips and chest.

How to do it: Start in a standing position. Step one foot back, keeping the front knee bent at a 90-degree angle. Raise your arms overhead, palms facing each other, and square your hips toward the front of your mat. Hatha Yoga Benefits: This pose strengthens the legs, opens the hips, and stretches the chest and lungs. It improves stamina and concentration, making it perfect for beginner Hatha Yoga practitioners seeking to develop both strength and flexibility.

Triangle Pose (Trikonasana) Triangle Pose is excellent for stretching and strengthening the entire body. It targets the hamstrings, hips, and shoulders while also promoting balance and stability.

How to do it: Begin in a standing position with your feet wide apart. Turn your right foot out 90 degrees and your left foot slightly inward. Extend your arms parallel to the ground. Reach your right hand toward your right shin or ankle while extending your left arm toward the ceiling. Keep your torso long and open. Hatha Yoga Benefits: Triangle Pose enhances flexibility in the hips, groin, and hamstrings while strengthening the legs and core. It also improves balance and promotes better posture.

Bridge Pose (Setu Bandhasana) Bridge Pose is a backbend that strengthens the back, glutes, and legs while opening up the chest and shoulders.

How to do it: Lie on your back with your knees bent and feet hip-width apart. Press your feet into the floor and lift your hips toward the ceiling, keeping your shoulders grounded. Interlace your fingers beneath your back and press your arms into the floor for support. Hatha Yoga Benefits: This pose strengthens the legs, glutes, and lower back while improving flexibility in the spine and opening the chest. It's a great way to counteract the effects of sitting and poor posture, which makes it ideal for those practicing Hatha Yoga for flexibility. Conclusion Incorporating these five essential Hatha Yoga poses into your routine can significantly improve both your flexibility and strength. Whether you're attending Hatha Yoga classes or practicing at home, these poses are accessible for beginners and provide a strong foundation for your practice.

The benefits of Hatha Yoga extend beyond physical fitness—by regularly practicing these poses, you’ll experience improved mental clarity, stress reduction, and a sense of inner balance. As you progress, you’ll notice the flexibility and strength gained from these foundational poses will enhance your overall well-being, making Hatha Yoga a powerful tool for lifelong health.

[cartattz1]

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[monorayjak]

Part 2

Green: Seems like a logical step.

White: Since when do you use logic?!

Green: …Since forever.

White: BUT LOGIC IS BLUE????

Green: No, it isn’t. Logic is just fitting the puzzle pieces together. Blue takes the puzzle it makes and then decides to take it back apart and cut it into new shapes to make a new picture.

White: What fucking bizarro universe am I fucking living in…

Black: One where we work together apparently.

Green: Anyways… Black, you were saying?

Black: Oh right. Well, White, I can respect your ability to lead others to follow you. That you can somehow convince another person to willingly kill themself for a goal that has no benefit to them.

White: Huh?

Black: Like when a person puts themselves in harm way to protect you.

White: …Self sacrifice?

Black: Yeah, that.

White: I don’t convince them to do tha-

Black: Oh for fucks sake get off your high horse already. You indoctrinate them from birth. You teach them that you, your fancy morals and laws, mean more than they do. You kill them all the same, you just don’t pull the trigger. You get them to do it.

White: I feel you are misunderstan-

Black: Shut it fucker. I was saying thats what I respect about you, lets now get into the nitty gritty here.

White: …sure?

Black: Ok, well, that leaves Green.

Green: Ears all open.

Black: Well, me and you both agree the strong thrive. We both take from the weaker and make the top dog better. Each thing you’re involved in puts itself first and others last. I can respect that.

Green: Ok, sure.

Black: Ok, and both of you together… I mean, I respect and admire the survival you two can achieve. That you easily outlast any other combo. Neither of you are willing to stop until you absolutely must.

White: Hmm… Ok, so… what now?

Black: I don’t know… Guess we should… figure out how we put this all together?

Green: Sounds about right.

Black: Ok, so, we have the eternal cycle of life and death, the endurance to survive, the understanding that no matter how the world looks, someone has to be at the top of the pecking order. We can agree that death happens, and that we matter more than others.

White: Ok, how about this for a first idea; expand your view of the top dog.

Black: What?

White: Don’t let a single person have the power, make it a group.

Green: What if that group was the wisest of the society?

White: Power tempered with experience.

Black: Ok, fine, that’s a concession I can make, but I draw the line at letting fragile old men make the rules. The powerful rule, and they are far from powerful.

Green: Ok, ok… what if… what if we based the society around some form of necromancy?

White: What???

Green: Hear me out; some FORM of necromancy. Not just necromancy.

Black: I’m listening.

Green: Ok, so imagine this. An elder of the group dies, but instead of mourning the loss, they use some kind of magic to regrow them. They plant seeds or something in their body. They use magic to grow the seeds and bind the person to them… the person’s soul inhabits a tree body. One that can be bruised and broken with no repercussions.

Black: I like it!

White: Ok sure, but how does that include me at all? That seems like just you two playing together!

Green: What if… what if wasn’t a single person in each tree.

White: What do you mean?

Green: What if it starts with one person… but some portion of people are given to that person, and when they die they become bound, physically and spiritually to the tree.

Black: Hmm… interesting.

Green: That really only leaves the question of how its decided and how many people there are…

White: Nine.

Black: Huh?

White: Nine people… tree… things.

Black: Why nine?

White: It’s an odd number that is close to ten. That way there are no stalemates in decisions.

Black: Fair enough I suppose.

Green: So how do we define these nine? Who ends up with what?

White: What if the territory was divided into nine sections…

Black: And each tree was a living embodiment of the generations in each area…

Green: Huh… that… that kind of works honestly.

White: I can agree to that.

Black: Sounds like a plan to me.

Wedge Talks - Abzan (Part 1 - This one got looooooooooong)

Black, green, and white - Power through opportunity, growth, and structure. Black: Power is all that matters in this world White: Since when? Black: Since forever White: Ugh… why do I have to work with you Green: same reason I have to deal with them Black: Ah great, I’m with you two this time, fun times White: Yeah no shit. We aren’t exactly happy about this either. Green: For fucks sake can we just get this over with already? Black: Yeah, lets do what we got to do already White: Good… so how do we start? Black: Guess I should give my vision of a perfect world? Or goal? White: Everyone but you being dead? We already know that. Black: That is not what a perfect world looks like. That sounds like a personal  hell. Green: Wait, seriously? Black: Yes! I’m all about myself but that doesn’t mean I want to be alone for the rest of eternity. White: Ok, ok, so give us the run down then. Black: Ok, so, to me, a perfect world is one where I am in charge. One where no one can help or even fathom to oppose me, that those I care for are treated as I feel they should be, that those I hate be treated as I feel they should be, and that everyone obeys my will. Green: So……..dictatorship? Black: Eh… I guess? White: Honestly I can understand Black: I’m sorry what? What did you just say? White: A dictatorship can be the easiest distribution of power. Green: Ok this is a little terrifying White: What? Green: You two are agreeing on… being a dictator White: And? Green: That doesn’t make you feel just a bit odd? White: Not really. As much as I dislike working with this asshole, they have things I can respect. Black: Say what now? White: What? Black: You respect me? White: In some ways, yes. Black: Like…? White: Ugh, well, I guess I respect your dedication to a goal, as fleeting as that dedication can be. If you want something, you make sure you end with it. Black: Huh… neat. I guess… I guess I also respect the both of you? Green: Ok, so as odd and unsettling as this has been, I do have to admit I can respect your own brand of survival. Black: What do you mean? Green: No matter the case, if something is linked to you, it will find a way back to the world of the living. No matter how deep in the dirt it winds up. White: Isn’t that like… antithetical to your whole point Green? Green: No. Life and death are cyclical. One ending is the exact same as the other beginning. Life, say for example, a lion being born, leads to death, say a prey being killed by that lion to feed itself. The lion is not in the wrong for killing for food. Black: See! Power means everything! Green: Not exactly. Black: What?! But you just said! Green: Yes, but also the lion will one day die, no matter how much it fights. White: But how does that…? Green: The lion will die. Their body will decompose. Fungus feed on that decaying meat. The plants grow from the infusion of materials the fungus fails to eat. Those plants will in turn be eaten by a prey animal. A prey animal that yet another lion will eat. And the cycle continues. Things change, yes, but one leads to the other. Cause and effect. White: …wow… never thought of it like that. Black: Ok… so I guess I should admit what I respect of you both?

[guavagyu]

at work - k.mg

prompt: reader: Can you stop sending me nudes, I’m at work. mingyu: That excuse never stopped you when I was working. reader: Can you blame me? I bought lace undies, what was I supposed to do?

THIS PROMPT MADE ME GIGGLE LMAO

stuff in this: smut (minors dni!), fem!reader, humor, fluff, established!relationship, reader is 6ft-ish (cuz slay), non!idol au, unprotected sex (wrap the hot dog before u put it in the bun), humping, creampie, brief fingering, lowercase intended, reader isn't that vocal, vocal!gyu, aftercare

(lemme know if more needs to be added!)

synopsis: mingyu is at home- bored and horny, and reader is trying to get her work done. after reader gets out of work and rushes home, they..uh...do stuff.

kinda proofread, pls lemme know if there r any errors <3

wc: words. (it's 1263 teehee)

stuff under the cut lol

puppy gyu <;3:

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seen at 9:47 am

puppy gyu <;3:

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seen at 9:51 am

reader:

can you stop sending me nudes, i'm at work.

seen at 9:52 am

puppy gyu <;3:

that excuse never stopped you when i was working.

seen at 9:52 am

reader:

can you blame me? i bought lace undies, what was i supposed to do?

seen at 9:53 am

puppy gyu <;3:

uh, yes i can blame you. i had to run to the bathroom for like 3 years and had to make an excuse to my boss about why i took so long.

seen at 9:53 am

reader:

you could've just not looked at them? i mean, that's all im saying.

seen at 9:55 am

puppy gyu <;3:

dont even. that logic also applies to u rn. 💀

seen at 9:55 am

reader:

🧍🧍

seen at 9:56 am

reader:

shut up ur just hot.

seen at 9:56 am

puppy gyu <;3:

ur hot too???? 🤨

seen at 9:57 am

reader:

jashsaaadskjgfhajdkahshdaskoqwdjqod

seen at 9:58 am

puppy gyu <;3:

im not wrong. dont even try to deny it.

seen at 9:59 am

reader:

��

seen at 10:01 am

puppy gyu <;3:

🥰🥰🥰🥰

seen at 10:02 am

reader:

ill be home at 3 pm <3

seen at 10:02 am

puppy gyu <;3:

i love u, be home soon <33

seen at 10:02 am

reader:

i love u too <33

seen at 10:03 am

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it seemed like ages before your shift ended. you almost broke your heels running the marathon back to your car in the parking lot. you also mindlessly hit your face into multiple tree branches on the way. being mingyu-tall has both its benefits and its consequences. you got to (affectionately) make fun of everyone being shorter than you. once for woozi's birthday you and mingyu took shifts on carrying woozi on your shoulders throughout the day to let him see the world from your perspectives. aside from that, you narrowly evaded breaking multiple traffic laws in an attempt to rush home, your now-drenched panties and aching cunt practically seeping onto your carseat.

the moment you opened the door to your shared home, you kicked off your shoes that went flying somewhere, threw your purse onto the ground (albeit vintage and extremely expensive), and usain bolt-ed your way to your shared bedroom, where mingyu was currently laying on your bed staring at his phone, grey sweatpants hung dangerously low, the invisible tshirt displaying his toned upper body, and messy, wet hair from a recent shower. you could've came right then and there from the marvelous sight. you made your way to your closet to change out of your horrendously uncomfortable however stylish and honestly really awesome suit, into something more comfortable.

although, that was cut short. mingyu soundlessly heaved himself up from the bed and walked over to where you were, enveloping you with his ginormous arms, resting his chin onto your shoulder,

"just leave it on. im gonna take it off soon anyway," gyu mumbled into your shoulder, his hand creeping to hold your almost-equally large hands, and of course, his bricked up breeder-pisser hybrid 3000 pressing into your ass, currently making conversation with it. after a second or two of aimless chatter, you nod and you make way to your bed again, hands still intertwined. he gently (since you'd [lovingly] murder him if he damaged your suit in any shape or form) stripped you of your clothes, leaving you almost bare in front of him,

"seriously? you're wearing the lace shit you tormented me with less than a week ago?" he sighed in fake-dissapointment, mingyu was obviously turned on by the black lace complimenting your features, made even more evident soon after when he groaned, "i hate how fucking good you always look, especially in places when i can't take you somewhere and really love you," he buried his face in the crook of your neck, slowly beginning to grind into you. your breathing got heavier and you swore could feel your slick seeping onto gyu's sweatpants. unfortunately, gyu noticed too,

"fuck, did i really make you that wet? and at work? damn," he laughed,

"at least i didn't have to flee the scene and give myself a quickie," you raised your eyebrow, and gyu, sighing, shook his head and hastily kissed you with blatant need. your lust growing by the passing second, you hungrily returned the kiss. as gyu switched from grinding to dog-in-heat-like humping, it made his nickname way way more sinister,

"fuck, you really are like a puppy aren't you?" you groaned, your high slowly inching closer and closer to you. mingyu moaned at the name, and continued with his string of moans, increasing in volume and frequency, your re-connected lips muffling most of it. as gyu also was approaching his orgasm, he increased his humping speed and kissed you with more need. soon, he came, you following suit shortly after,

"you're so hot, you know that?" gyu panted,

"you're not so bad yourself," you smiled, catching your breath. after a minute or so of panting and all of that, you both removed the remainder of your clothing. by the time you were both completely naked in front of each other, mingyu was already hard again, and you looked at his dick and chuckled,

"sorry, you're just too irresistible," gyu smiled, showing off his pretty canines, and you quickly kissed him to shut him up. he groaned into the kiss, before seperating it only to look at you for consent to continue. the moment you gave him the green light with a small "yeah go ahead" and a quick nod, he lined himself up with your sopping cunt and slowly entered, your previous release plus your juices in general aiding him enter you,

"shit, and after all of this time, you're still so fucking tight. you're gonna kill me one day," he whined, making you giggle. mingyu began moving soon, setting a slow pace that quickly eased into him beginning to shamelessly pound into you. gyu continuously let out strangled and choked moans from simply how good you felt, and you groaned at how he was slamming into your g-spot so deliciously with every single thrust. you were both quickly approaching your releases, and with gyu moving one hand to intertwine his fingers with yours, he moved the other to trace small, but firm and deliberate circles around your clit. the sudden spark of pleasure made you choke out a low moan.

after gyu's thrusts got more and more sloppy and his circles around your clit became more disfigured ovals, you finally reached your orgasm, letting out a loud groan, your walls clamping onto mingyu's dick, bringing him to his release as well. as your cunt milked his dick, he slowing began to pull out, you both hissing from the sensitivity. you collapsed onto the bed, panting, and staring at the bland ceiling. mingyu shuffled his way to the bathroom to clean himself up before getting a towel to gently clean you up as well. when he got to your cunt, he was stuck in thought for a few seconds, before sticking two of his perfect digits into your hole, shoving his cum and yours further into it. you winced from the sensitivity before he murmured a small apology, later tenderly kissing your forehead and cleaning the rest of you up. then, he climbed into bed with you again, later ordering takeout, watching a ton of movies with you, and then cuddling (plus sleeping) the rest of the day away.

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Im sorry if this dumb but Ive always wondered how do you think the ikemen vampire mansion residents would react to a mc that works outs? it could be any type of exercising like weight lifting, yoga or aerobics etc. i really love your writing and you write all the characters so well so Im really curious to hear how you interpret this

Aw, thank you anon, your request isn't dumb at all! I'll have aerobics, yoga and pilates!

IkeVamp HCs: S/O exercising

How do they react to their s/o being into exercise?

Suitors: Napoleon, Leonardo, Arthur, Isaac, Comte, Sebastian

Napoleon

As a soldier, he knows better than anyone the importance of fitness. But for the life of him, he had no clue what he had walked in on you doing.

You were moving in rhythmic and strong movements, your body clad in a tank top and black pants. You were covered in a light sheen of sweat and your eyes were sharp with concentration. You were confident, precise, and above all, you seemed to be having so much fun.

He couldn't help but watch you, you were so in your element and...what were you wearing?

That was a little provocative in a place like this, nunuche.

"Geez, what are you doing out here like this?"

His weary sigh freezes you mid movement as you turn to face the emperor.

"Napoleon! When did you get here?"

"Not long. But you didn't answer my question."

You explain to him that you were doing some aerobics to stay in shape as well as well letting him know how fun it was as a mode of exercise.

You've peeked his curiosity, he had to admit.

He wouldn't be against exercising with you and giving it a try once or twice, if it's as beneficial as you say.

After all, looking at your toned body, you're clearly doing something right.

It's only fun when it's with you though so if he does it, you're doing it together.

Leonardo

The bored inventor happened to be looking for Lumiere when he found said cat stretching outside with you. However, the cat seemed to be laying in the space your lower body would be if you were laying straight on the ground.

You were not though, you had your legs crossed together and hovering in the air while you held yourself up on your shoulders with impeccable balance.

He smirks slightly and watches you in silence for a few minutes, not wanting to distract you and make you fall and you are the one to notice him, whilst maintaining your pose.

"Leonardo! When did you get here?"

"Been here a few minutes Cara mia. Plan on coming back to the ground anytime soon?"

He is really impressed by your balance, gently pressing his hand to your back to help you come out of your pose safely.

When you explain to him the concept of yoga, he mostly gets it and finds it fascinating. Not to mention he likes to tease you about your impressive flexibility.

He does encourage you to continue, often helping you stay safe and not hurt yourself in anyway.

Arthur

He was not prepared for what he saw when he went down to the gazebo. He wasn't complaining though, when he found you and Vic, in tight, form fitting leggings and a matching sports bra(You, not Vic!).

You were bent forward, your hands pressed into the mat under you, stretched into a downward dog position, the small dog next you in a very similar position.

He doesn't say anything at first, very much enjoying the view seeing as you were facing away from him...

"Well now, luv, are you getting into position for me?"

His flirtatious inquiry has you looking between your legs at him with wide eyes.

"Arthur!!!"

When he learns that you and Vic are doing yoga, he is curious as to how it's done and the benefits of it.

Being a doctor, he does know there are benefits of stretching and improving your flexibility.

Though he is taken aback by how flexible and balanced you are and flinches a little when you contort yourself in more complicated poses. Don't hurt yourself, luv!

He would make it a point to keep an eye on you when you do yoga. Wouldn't want you to pull a muscle or twist the wrong way...

Isaac

He was very confused when he found you moving to and fro to a beat you seemed to hear, clad in a tank top and shorts.

He feels his cheeks heat up as your attire does nothing to hide your physique, lightly dripping in sweat from your drastic and energetic movements, not to mention how much you seemed to be hopping around.

"Um...Y/N? What are you...?"

Once he gets your attention he inquires why you're jumping around like that. And when you explain the concept and benefits of aerobics, he finds it makes sense and timidly asks if he can watch you.

He is intrigued by the science behind it and the effect the exercise has on you, negative and positive. If he can make it easier and safer for you in anyway, he will find a way.

Of course you agree to let him watch and he often finds himself observing you closely, sans lust(sometimes) and often calling you to rest for a little bit when he feels you may be overdoing it.

Only if you want to though. He commends you on taking care of your body but he also doesn't want you to hurt yourself...

Comte

When the patriarch of the mansion turned the corner and found you in a crop top and short shorts, balancing yourself on your backside as you stretched your legs forwards and backwards.

Your abs were shaking, your skin is gleaming with a thin covering of sweat and and a determined, albeit strained frown was painted across your face as you concentrated on maintaining your balance.

It's only when you pause momentarily that Comte calls to you gently to get your attention.

"Ma cherie?"

"Oh, Comte! I'm sorry, I didn't even see you!"

"It's quite alright. What might you be doing?"

"Not much, just a little pilates."

He is somewhat familiar with it, having been to the 21st century before, and found himself quite impressed by your physical prowess and superior balance.

He definitely wants to help you continue so you can expect a room devoted solely to you. Your very own mini gym if you will, perfectly placed for maximum comfort, insulation, and access to windows.

Yoga mats, dumb bells, resistance bands, everything you could ever need to exercise to your heart's desire.

Sebastian

He had been taking care of the yard when he came across you in an odd enough situation.

You were holding yourself up off the ground, back straight as you waved your legs back and forth in a controlled manner, your feet bound together by a resistance band.

He vaguely recognized what it was you were doing and when you seem to tire, he makes his presence known.

"You shouldn't forget to breathe when engaging your core. It makes it more painful than it needs to be."

His matter-of-fact advice does prompt you to ask if he has any other tips for easier workouts.

He does, but it wasn't exactly like you needed it really, seeing as your hard work was rather...evident.

He finds himself shaking his head as his silver eyes land upon your sculpted torso clad in a super cute sports bra and dotted with sweat, with little thought to where you were and who you were living with. Honestly, Y/N...

He wraps his jacket around you and has you do your exercises somewhere a little less...open.

Of course, he is also impressed that you still find time for fitness amongst your chores and very much encourages you to keep going, maybe he may just coach you from time to time.

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Opposites

Shin Johyun & LOOΠΔ Hyejoo x Two Degenerates

3814 words

categories: smut, oral, daddy kink, mommy kink

note: happy birthday hyejoo ♡

Read on AFF

“Bunny, you and Mint report to my office. Now!”

Being called into the office of your boss was almost in the same vein of being called to the principal’s office in school. It’s been a few stressful months since Bunny’s recent promotion. More responsibility, larger volume of workload. No real free time. But it did have its benefits. And the pay increase was certainly nothing to scoff at.

As Bunny walked down the hall nervous, he was greeted by a familiar face.

“You too?” the other person asked.

“Yeah…” Bunny said. “Seems like she’s extra pissed today.”

“What do you think it could be about?”

“Maybe it’s from those mint chocolate ranking email blasts you send out every week.”

“H-Hey! Heejin and Jungeun love those! We get together every week and try different shops.”

“Are you sure it isn’t because Jinsol said she would eat it if it was presented to her but wouldn’t actively go out of her way to choose that flavor, Mint?”

“N-No!” the person Mint said, flabbergasted at the thought.

“Hey, don’t worry. I’m rooting for you two!” Bunny said, patting Mint’s shoulder.

“Thanks.” Mint replied.

Bunny looked at Mint, nodding as the two approached the dreaded double doors.

“Here goes… something.” Bunny said as they both took a knob and twisted it clockwise.

--

Being a CEO meant that the room could be big enough to live in. Various expensive looking furniture adorned the room. Three black couches each formed a U shape that lined up against the wall with a large television screen. The sounds of wood disintegrating due to being burned could be heard as the fireplace roared on. But yet, nothing would be enough to quell the frigid cold air that filled the room the moment the doors closed and their CEO appeared before them. Their mouths were agape the moment they saw her.

She swirled the wine glass, letting the contents inside swoosh before taking a sip. Perhaps it was a nice glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. Maybe it was a nice Port. Whatever it may be, she let out a breathy sigh of relief. The sounds of her pink high heels clashed against the marble flooring as she made her way towards the both of them.

They were unable to say anything when she finally reached them. Bunny looked at the bonsai tree nearby while Mint looked at the dog who was sitting comfortably near the fireplace. What made them unable to make eye contact was that their boss was wearing something hardly appropriate for the workplace. It was better suited for the bedroom rather than for berating two subordinates. A plentiful amount of her beautiful, milky skin could be seen as the silky pink lingerie robe draped off one of her shoulders while the slit below showed off her creamy thighs and long, toned legs nicely. Bunny felt a small amount of drool forming and used the back of his hand to wipe it off, hoping she would not notice. But what really made things difficult was the fact that her robe was loosely tied - showing off a mostly pink bra with black straps and a black x shape in the middle. Her breasts were bountiful, almost spilling over due to their large volume. All of it, combined with her deep collarbones and the way her neck muscles protruded made CEO Shin Jiwon the ultimate lustful vixen.

“Do you boys know why I called you in here?”

“N-No ma’am.” Both of them responded.

Returning back to one of her many desks, she grabs a remote and brings the television to life. The two men are surprised as they see Bunny on screen holding hands with a young woman. The two people are excited as Bunny could be seen slapping the woman’s butt before the two head inside the men’s restroom - The woman removing her hair tie and letting her long hair flow down her shoulders while practically ripping Bunny’s shirt off his body.

“I really liked that shirt…” Bunny said to himself quietly.

“Do you have any excuse why you and intern Son Hyejoo were in the men’s restroom for over two hours?”

“N-No, ma’am.”

“So, what did you do in there?” Jiwon asked.

“I don’t think-”

“Explain yourself in full detail. Now.”

“W-Well, Hyejoo and I went into work as you can see. A-And she told me she wanted to start her morning right with a blowjob.” Bunny said.

Jiwon was unimpressed, but didn’t say anything. Bunny took this as being able to continue.

“As you know ma’am, the restrooms have showers for all the upper level employees to use. Being your personal secretary meant I had access to this. We quickly removed our clothing and before I knew it, she was on her knees slurping on my cock as I moaned and threw my head back from the pleasure.”

“And then?”

“I told her I was gonna cum so she stopped, stroked me for a bit and led me by my cock to the showers. She likes them excruciatingly hot as we kissed each other before she got back on her knees and repeated the same sinful action outside the shower stall.”

“Then what?”

“I raised her from her kneeling position and bent her over so that her arms were firmly planted on the shower’s tiles. It took little resistance for my cock to enter her tight pussy.”

“How tight was she?”

“Tight.”

“Tighter than me?” Jiwon asked with a raised eyebrow.

“I, uh…”

“Just continue.” “Well, uh so I fucked her hard and deep as she moaned my name loudly.” “And what does she call you?”

“I really don’t want to say it-”

“What. Did. She. Call. You.”

“Daddy! She called me daddy, alright? I held onto her wide hips as my cock pierced her tight walls repeatedly. I kept getting weak in the knees when she said “fuck me harder, daddy!” It was as if my body had a mind of its own.” “Well your cock certainly does the thinking a lot for you, now does it?”

“Did you make sure to soap up her body?” Mint asked.

“I did, actually. My mouth drooled as I lathered up her thick thighs, flat stomach, and the softest yet heaviest pair of breasts I have ever felt. Anyways, I pinned her against the shower door so that her erect nipples and large tits mashed against the glass. Hyejoo lost count of how many orgasms she had due to how hard I fucked her.”

“She also gave me a soapy titfuck before washing our bodies off and went back into sucking my cock.”

“And where did you cum?” Jiwon asked.

“I finished inside her. There’s no way her pussy would ever let me leave until the job was finished.”

“I see.” was all Jiwon responded with. “Now then. You.”

Both Bunny and Jiwon stared at Mint.

“M-Me?”

“Who else would I be talking to here since I just finished talking to Cock #1 over there.”

“You have a point.”

“Let’s see what Cock #2 was up to…”

--

Jiwon presses the remote again. This time, the video transitions to an office. Mint could be seen typing away while looking to his side every few minutes at a stack of papers. The sounds of his mouse being furiously clicked were heard until the three of them see Mint letting out a long moan. Thanks to her being the CEO, Jiwon was able to switch the camera feed to show intern Son Hyejoo bobbing her head up and down Mint’s cock.

“Fuuuuck, that feels so good baby.”

Mint looked down and saw Hyejoo smiling at him through a mouthful of throbbing hard meat. He runs his hands through her soft locks as she slurps on his length as if her life depended on it. She took her time, swirling her tongue around the tip of his length while simultaneously painting long strokes up and down. Never breaking eye contact with him, she smiled at him, whimpering slightly at her pace. Her eyes squinted as she decided he suffered long enough, sucking his cock deeper and faster. As her head went deeper on his shaft, her tongue flickered along his frenulum. Eventually she reaches the base as her lips form an airtight seal on his cock and stays there for a few seconds before her head bobs in a wonderfully fast rhythm.

“Hyejoo… that feels so fucking good.”

She released Mint’s cock with a loud pop, strands of saliva connecting them both. She puckered her soft triangle lips and planted wet smooches on both sides of his length before responding.

“I’m glad, daddy.”

Mint reached down and gave Hyejoo a tender kiss on the lips. The two of them swapped saliva and emotions for several minutes before parting. Hyejoo slightly pouted at the feeling of his touch leaving her.

“Get back to work, baby. Daddy has to get back to work too.”

The feeling of her lips on Mint’s cock sent waves of pleasure coursing throughout his body as he felt her long, black hair bob up and down between his legs once more. She loved sucking cock, making sure to use her trademark full triangle lips to resume taking him all the way to his base. While most women would have some semblance of a gag complex, no such thing was evident in Hyejoo as he entered and exited her tight, wet mouth. That combined with Hyejoo’s naturally seductive body made for a wonderful start to Mint’s day.

He tried his best to hold onto Hyejoo’s head and guide her rhythms while attempting to continue his work with his non-dominant hand. She sucked from base to tip until she released him from her mouth with a loud and wet pop. Hyejoo giggled as his cock glistened through the sunlight coming from the window. Tilting her head slightly, her nose brushed against his base as rubbed it on his balls, which she knew were full of a rich and tasty treat for her.

“Fuck Hyejoo… Daddy can’t concentrate if you keep doing that.”

“That’s the point, daddy.”

Hyejoo teased him by blowing hot breath on his balls, puckering her lips as she planted sloppy kisses on each of them individually before working on them both. His moans and pleas were getting harder and harder to control - but this only motivated Hyejoo to pleasure him as much as she could. Planting more tender kisses, Hyejoo smiled before tenderly sucking on your balls. Another groan escaped his lips as he felt her wonderful warm mouth take his cock inside her mouth.. Her hands rested on his thighs as her forehead met his lower crotch. Hyejoo loved giving both of Jiwon’s personal secretaries sloppy blowjobs just as much as they loved receiving them. The feeling of her saliva dripping onto her extremely tight fitting top or floor turned her on even more. Hyejoo made sure to give equal attention to his cock and balls, but he subtly noticed that when it came to his balls, she loved sucking on his left ball more. She took both balls into her mouth fully at the same time before releasing them with a pop louder than when she released his cock. She always told him she was practicing, always wanting to improve her techniques. It seemed she was satisfied this time, moaning loudly as the two of them looked at each other lovingly.

Lowering her head back onto his cock for the third time, she was slightly taken aback as Mint held onto her hair and roughly bobbed her head up and down. She opened her mouth slightly, letting them both hear the wonderful sounds of Mint’s tip brushing against her soft palate.

“Hyejoo, baby… Keep taking daddy’s cock. Keep taking it until daddy cums.”

Hyejoo was able to muster up something that incoherently sounded like a hum of agreement as her orifice was freely used purely for Mint’s satisfaction. Saliva stained and made her tight black top cling onto her body even more as it began to grow damp.

He ignored Hyejoo, only focusing on himself and bobbed her head up and down until he felt himself unable to delay the inevitable. One final push of her head down his shaft was all it took as he released wave upon wave of hot, thick semen down her sinful throat. Hyejoo consumed a fair amount immediately until she felt she had drained him dry. Mint removed his hold on Hyejoo causing her to loudly moan. Hyejoo was a drooling, satisfied mess as a mixture of cum and saliva seeped out of her mouth.

The television then turned off as the two men’s attention returned to Jiwon.

“And who could forget what happened just yesterday?”

One more click of the remote and the three people were now seen inside Jiwon’s very office. Hyejoo sat in between their laps as each man harshly fondled her large breasts. The same curve hugging top she wore in Mint’s video showed off the outline of them nicely - both men squeezing the insanely soft flesh. Bunny’s hand rubbed Hyejoo’s thick thigh while Mint opened the button of her jeans and slipped his fingers inside. Hyejoo could do nothing but moan loudly as the two sucked on her neck, leaving very noticeable welts.

“Daddies… stop teasing me. Hyejoo wants to get f-fucked now.” The two of them released their lips’ hold on her neck.

“Hey Mint?”

“Yeah?”

“Seems like the birthday girl is a bit impatient.”

“Seems like it.” “What should we do about that?”

“Punish her.”

Hyejoo screams when she is suddenly flipped over on their laps. Mint does quick work of removing her socks, jeans and thong while Bunny extends her arms and struggles slightly to remove the tight black top. Both of them look like hunters whose eyes are feasting upon their prey as Hyejoo is left in nothing but her silver colored bra. The two men make quick work of their clothing that has now formed a pile on the floor as Hyejoo smiles upon seeing their hard cocks. Stroking both of them made her feel powerful and in control.

But she knew it was anything but.

With her tummy flat on the couch, Mint traces her outer walls with the tip of his penis, unsurprised at how drenched she already was. Bunny took the opposite end, his cock slapping her cheeks. She moves onto her hands and knees, anticipation at an all-time high.

Hyejoo licks her lips as she sticks her tongue out and collects Bunny’s precum, causing him to twitch in response. She applies a bit of pressure as she sucks out the colorless liquid, rubbing her thumb around the swollen, sensitive head.

Behind Hyejoo was Mint, lubricating his shaft with the juices that were leaking profusely from Hyejoo’s moist cave. He prepares himself to enter Hyejoo’s snug forbidden hole. Naturally, there is some resistance from her body.

Hyejoo puckered her lips as they parted from Bunny’s tip and she earnestly began sucking his cock.

“Hyejoo…” Bunny breathlessly moaned.

Her cheeks hollowed as she provided him with a deep suction. Mint on the other hand pushes his stiff aching cock into her tight backdoor. All of her senses are heightened as she arches her back at the erotic intruder. Her muscles gradually relax as her body allows him to enter her asshole.

“Dffffdy.” Hyejoo managed to muffle out as her tongue vibrated on Bunny’s frenulum. This sends an electric current of pleasure coursing through his body as he looks down and smiles sweetly at Hyejoo.

Mint has managed to finally get the first few inches inside her as her tight orifice clamps onto him even more than her pussy.

“Baby, you’re really really tight. Daddy can barely even fit.” Mint said as he shifted his weight to allow both of them to be comfortable as he held onto her curvy hips and slowly began to thrust.

“Fuck. You feel so fucking good. Both of you do.” Hyejoo replied as she slurped and feasted on Bunny’s cock.

Hyejoo and Bunny made eye contact as he closed his eyes and allowed himself to get lost in the pleasure.

“F-Fuck me harder, daddy.” Hyejoo said as Mint was soon able to fill her up completely. Both men release one hands from what they were currently holding, Mint on her hips and Bunny on her head - as they each firmly squeezed one of Hyejoo’s tits. This causes Bunny to push her head deeper.

Mint notices that Hyejoo loves this. Her juices began to coat his thighs and crotch with each smack of their skin together. Both men are breathing heavily and struggling to keep up. Mint slowly begins releasing his tension as the sounds of his skin slapping against Hyejoo’s excites all three participants.

“Daddy! Fuck, you feel so good inside my ass.”

She was tight, so fucking tight. Her ass swallowed his dick with each thrust - which is the same thing Bunny could say about Hyejoo’s mouth.

The elegant, slightly tsundere woman from earlier was long gone. Replacing her was a mess of a woman - hair disheveled. Sweat misting her perfectly creamy skin. Her toes curl from pleasure as she continues to get fucked and stretched out. It was official. Hyejoo had become a personal fucktoy to Jiwon’s secretaries.

It had been a long time since Hyejoo had been pounded roughly. She isn’t even given enough time to focus on her own pleasure as she is being fucked senseless. All she could do is encourage them to be even rougher as saliva spills out of her mouth. Bunny could comfortably say that this was the best blowjob he has ever received from Hyejoo. Mint on the other hand was previously dissuaded from ever having anal sex. But this experience with Bunny and Hyejoo awakened something inside him. He made a mental note to message Kim Hyunjin after work and see what she was up to.

All three people knew the end was near. Mint squeezes Hyejoo’s left tit while his right hand slaps her ass hard. Each contact of his palm causes her to moan, while her body jerks in response as she tightens herself deliciously around his length. Bunny’s toes synced with Hyejoo’s and curl at the same time as his fully drenched shaft pounds her throat while he tightens the grip on her hair.

The floodgates open immediately. The two men groan out loudly while Hyejoo hums on Bunny’s cock as the two men erupt and give her the sweet treat she worked so hard to deserve. Both ends of her body are filled up as the thick, rich hot semen paints her insides white. It triggers Hyejoo’s own orgasm as she arches her back and her body quivers. The two men’s cocks throb as they continued to empty themselves until nothing was left.

Hyejoo giggles at Bunny as she bobs her head up and down his length a few times for good measure, even after they both knew he was finished. His cock escapes her lips with a loud wet pop. She opens her mouth to show him his creamy treat for her before tilting her head up and swallowing it as he watches it flow down her throat. She opens her mouth once more and sticks her tongue out, indicating not a single drop was wasted.

When Mint finally gathers the strength to withdraw from her pussy, he admires his work as his thick load begins to leak out. Her freshly fucked asshole is gaping and a bright shade of red. Yet the erotic appearance of it entices him to give one more powerful slap on each of her jiggling asscheeks.

Mint and Bunny collapse on the couch, physically and mentally exhausted. Hyejoo takes this moment to catch her breath as well. She can still feel Mint’s warm cum inside of her ass. The three sit in relative silence before anyone speaks.

“That was amazing, daddies.”

“It’s your birthday and yet you gave us the gift.”

“Why don’t we all take a shower before we continue this at my place?” Hyejoo suggestively said as she slowly began stroking the two men’s cocks, bringing them back to life.

--

Jiwon turned off the television. Anger welled inside her eyes.

“Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.”

“W-We’re sorry, ma’am.” Bunny said.

“Ma’am? I thought I told you two to call me mommy at all times. Even in public.”

“Right. We’re sorry, mommy.”

“You two are so full of shit. Mommy hires you two to be my personal sextretaries and this is how you repay me?”

“Secretaries?” Mint asked, correcting Jiwon.

“Sexretaries.” Jiwon emphasized. “I hired you two for your skills and knowledge of business. But I also hired you for your physical appearances.”

“I gave you two nice apartments, new cars. I even made the entire staff of this company women so you wouldn’t feel threatened by other men. But what do you do? You fuck the young intern we just hired instead of satisfying mommy’s needs!”

“Mommy, we’re so sorry…”

“You will be when I’m done with you.”

Jiwon returns to her desk and presses a button on her phone.

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Please come inside my office.” Jiwon tapped on the floor with her high heel. Each second that passed was tense and nerve-wracking for them both as the door eventually opened. The sneakers wearer takes light steps as she enters the room. Bunny and Mint look back and realize that Hyejoo is standing before them.

“Since the two of you loved being in control so much, it’s time to show you how someone really in charge does things. And I figured we may as well have company to watch.”

Jiwon undoes the loose tie of her robe, letting the silk garment drop to the floor. Bunny and Mint are shocked when they realize she wasn’t wearing any underwear, showing off her beautiful freshly waxed plump mound. She unhooks her bra and frees the dangerously soft breasts that you have fondled more times than you could count. They jiggled as she removed the undergarment and tossed it to Hyejoo.

“You two. Come here and fuck mommy.”

Bunny and Mint swiftly removed their clothing and repeated the same actions they did with Hyejoo the day before. Jiwon, however, laid on her back as Bunny kissed her thick thighs before grabbing them and placing the soles of her feet on his shoulders. Mint gently wrapped his hands around Jiwon’s necks as the two men nodded at each other and spitroasted their boss.

Hyejoo undid the button of her jeans as she squirmed and began touching herself as she became an observer and watched the pleasure unfold before her eyes.

“Mommy, you’re still so fucking tight…”

“Your mouth has always been my favorite fleshlight, mommy.”

Jiwon smiled in response. She was proud, knowing her personal boytoys would always be loyal to her.