#that caption should say smth like “

[0xy--m0r0n]

"такое красивое лицо, испорченное".

[dutifullyscreechingdragon]

Blitzø x human! Assassin! Reader

Blooming feelings

Summary: After the first few murder fiascos, you and Blitzø start catching feelings for each other. His attempts on your life morph into dates and you can't take each other as seriously as you should on the battle ground.

A/n: heyyy, I'm sorry for the slightly belated posting. The last few days have been a bit haywire for me... Anyways, I hope you enjoy the part two. Here you have the links to all the parts currently available:

Part 1: First encounter

Part 2: Blooming feelings -> you're here:)

The smoke bomb went off, you could hear the shattering of glass and the revving of the motorbike. Y/n was gone.

"And she's gone..." Blitzø stated and was about to leave through the portal, when Moxxie pulled his sleeve:

"Sir, there's a card on the floor"

Blitzo picked it up, it was a note. In a neat handwriting the following was written:

Despite being sent to kill me

(and failing miserably),

you're chill

Call me:)

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Blitzø texted you this very evening. He wanted to do this instantly, but had to withhold himself - gotta preserve the reputation

You were getting ready to bed, today was a long day, right after the pleasant encounter with Blitzø, you had to rush off to deal with a murderer and then get your bike into repair. Oh and you also had to buy yourself new cargo pants, your current ones were getting a wee bit to bloodstained for your liking.

Today was a busy day. So only now, about to go to sleep, did you have time to actualy process what happened in the morning. That being you giving the attractive imp(?) your phone number... And, since he still didn't call or text you, you were staring to have second thoughts... Have you read too much into the whole thing? Was it strictly professional for him?

That's when your phone went off

Unknown: whadup, gurl

Cut the guy some slack, he was low-key nervous and was trying to come off as suave

Y/n: Blitzø?

Unknown: ya, who else wuld be txting u

Y/n: should I take offence?

Unknown: idk, do u find that offensive

Y/n: kinda?

Unknown: soz, I'll show u a picture of a horse I drew and you'll forgive me

Unknown: deal?

to be fair, Blitzø didn't know what he was writing. He had no intention of offending you and panicked, texting you the first thing that came into his mind. Thankfully, you found it amusing and texted him back:

Y/m: deal:)

He sent you a picture of a horse. You though it was really good, so that's what you texted him back. He was ecstatic and instantly sent you a few more.

Needless to say, that soon enough your gallery was filled with various drawings of horses.

In the span of the next week, you and Blitzø texted quite a lot.

He offered you a job at the IMP pretty early on:

Blitzø: ya know, when u end up in hell, a gal like you culd work for me

Y/n: why are you so sure I'd wanna work for you?

Blitzø: why wouldnt u?

Y/n: idk u trying to kill me is kind of a turn off...

Blitzø: ahhh come oooon it's not that big of a deal

Blitzø: ill take u horse riding or smth

Y/n: can't say no to that hahaha

After that reply, Blitzø got so hyped up, he literally ran out of his office and shouted:

"Fuck yeah she loves me back, ya hear that Mox," Blitz looked very much proud as he showed his employee the text chain

"Uhhh Sir, I wouldn't make such quick assumptions-"

"Shhh don't ruin the moment" Blitzo retorted pressing his finger into Moxxie's lips to silence him.

Sometimes you'd get a notification in the middle of a job and it'd be Blitzø sending you a selfie of him ( and sometimes some of his friends as well) in the middle of a fight with a caption like:

"another normal day at work (nearly got killed)"

Or

"brunch went wrong"

Or plainly

"how u doing? "

And sometimes you'd reply with a selfie of yourself, creeping up to some guy you're about to murder. Which would cause Blitzø to text you:

Blitzø: update?

And you sending him a picture of you, potentially covered in blood, standing over a dead body.

At this point, he wasn't shying away from nicknames. He'd call you babe, sweetcheeks and sunshine.

You'd usually settle fro something along the lines of hot stuff, pretty boy, love

However, Blitzø does a lot of stupid stuff, which is when idiot, dumbass, etc. come in use

"How ya doing, hot stuff", you'd say, winking at Blitzø, causing him to try and lean on a non-existent doorframe and ultimately topple to the ground, sending you (and Millie, who witnessed it) a fit of giggles.

You and Blitzø's murderous rendezvous start to become more.. date-like. There is a lot of flirting and very little shooting done.

Sometimes you wonder, whether you guys should just drop the pretences

Moxxie and Loona are steadily growing sick of all of this. Millie finds it quite endearing, actualy.

You were presently engaged in a hand to hand combat with Blitzø. You performed a serie of punches, trying hard not to hit any super vital points. This sent your oponent tumbling on the ground.

"Youuu do punch Hella hard, babe," Blitzø drawled out "that's Hella hot "

You chuckled at this and threw him an ice pack with the words:

"Take that, wouldn't want to cause permanent damage to that pretty face of yours"

Blitzø would never admit it, but that made him blush very much, which would've been very much visible if it wasn't for his red skin (the blush was still fairly visible, just less intense).

or another time:

With one swift movement Blitzø tackled you to the ground. He smirked:

"Ya know, I could get used to this view, babe" he started nonchalantly "maybe different setting, like a bedroom" he smirked at your startled reaction "though if you prefer this place, babe, then I guess why not? I'm not picky " he continued his flirting.

You look up at him deviously, buckling your hips forward and in one movement flipping you both, positioning you on top:

"I think this is way better" you smirk at him triumphantly

"Whatever you say babe. Whatever gets us to fuck"

You didn't expect him to be THAT straightforward (honestly, that one is on you, having known him for quite some time you should've seen that coming), deep red blush cowered your cheeks. You were rescued by Loona's groan and frustrated shouting:

"Get a room! Stop defiling the fucking pavement"

The closer you grew together the more comfortable would Blitzø feel with invading your private space. He would sometimes launch "surprise attacks" on you (the reason was that "he missed you very much"):

It was the middle of the night, when you groggily opened your eyes to see Blitzø mere centimetres away from your face:

"Whatcha dreaming about?" He asked. You were about to shriek, but caught yourself in time. Meanwhile, Blitzø continued "Wake up, Im here to kill ya" his voice was far too giddy.

You were very tired. Exhausted.

"Mmmm, go to sleep, Blitzie," you pushed him lightly off you and onto the bed, wrapping your arm around him, "kill me tomorrow"

In retrospect, this wasn't very professional, but Blitzø didn't seem to mind...and judging from the soft purring in the morning, he even enjoyed it.

At this point, you're very accustomed to each other's habits. You also have a set date and time for the Blitzø's murder attempts:

You were anxiously pacing the street. It was a nice Tuesday morning. 9.15 am precisely and it has been 15 minutes since Blitzø was supposed to attack. He always showed up on time. To your murderous rendezvous.

You were about to pick up your phone and dial him, demanding an explanation (you were worried sick: What if the imp died on one of his jobs?), when he showed up, out of breath (clearly had been running) and with two coffee's in tow.

"Hey babes, d'ya miss me?" He said in his suave voice.

"You're late to your weekly murder attempt on my life" You said in a flat voice.

"Ahhh soz, there was a fucking line ot the coffee shop" he replied nonchalantly

"and the fact that you argued with the employee for ten straight minutes because they couldn't get Y/n's order right and then misspelled her name didn't do much to help" Moxxie muttered under his breath, but of course everyone heard him.

"Come on, Mox, don't embarrass Boss in front of the girl" Millie said and winked at you.

"Anyway," Blitzø said stretching out the first syllable, "I got your coffee. Just how you like" he looked at you with pride, as if he had to fight a glorious battle for it (he sort of did)

"Awwww thanks, love, that's so sweet" you smile and give him a soft peck on the cheek. You take a sip of your coffee, its delicious, just how you like it.

Once you're done drinking your coffee and are fairly caught up with the drama that you didn't manage to cover in your texts and calls, Blitzø commands:

"Now, M&M get into your positions. We're way behind schedule!"

a/n: I hope you enjoyed this chapter and have a great day (or night) <3

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

you should take about The Hoodie Saga I think . i have so many demons (<- was there for the whole thing) but I think baby fans have no idea of the lore behind that damn smile hoodie. George was so insane for that 🤕 my man really said what if I pretend you're my boyfriend ?

Okay baby dnfers buckle up, this is one of the most insane sagas.

So in December 2020 during the famous Trident stream Dream reveals that George told him he wanted to buy a 5xl hoodie, take a picture of it, and caption it "Just stole Dream's hoodie". Dream tells him that wouldn't be funny and George is like "tbf it'd be kinda funny" and that was that for a while. So George is insane, nothing new.

And then flash forward to February of 2021 and Dream mentions on a Karl(?) stream that George actually bought the hoodie and he had video called Dream to show him how big it was. Dream in his words "took so many screenshots, but he'd kill him if he posted them". So George bought a 5xl hoodie and showed it off to Dream privately and sounds like had no intention of posting pictures himself. Okay.

Onto the famous second red hoodie stream still in February (I couldn't watch it live cuz I was hanging out with my friend 😒) and Dream has been teasing George the entire stream with Quackity. Quackity mentions he has incriminating screenshots of George and Dream mentions he has the ones of his hoodie and he'll post them if George reaches his subgoal. George tells him not to. Dream says he has to pick which ones he wants to share and calls them "the cutest pictures of George ever" (direct quote.) He then posts them:

(I don't have the second pic saved but it's a 100% candid of George doing absolutely nothing)

Next (still in February I believe) George streams and he's clearly wearing the hoodie. Chat is spamming it and he's giggly and flustered and says "And, the hoodie-" on accident instead of stream or smth. Later on the stream Sapnap joins and reads a dono saying "Does George wear cologne? I'll answer this, no." And George says "I actually put cologne on before the stream" and Sapnap asks "why??" And George responds "It just smells good, I don't know." He then says "I sprayed Dream's hoodie with cologne" and takes a big whiff of the collar. So. George almost never wears cologne but he put some on the hoodie that he calls Dream's and he had no intention of sharing this until it was brought up and he smelled it. Cool.

And then months go by and George wears it again, does a fit check and calls it a "very basic, but comfy fit"

And then in October 2021 George posts a TikTok about his leaky roof and Dream mentions it while they're doing a podcast. He goes "Wait, George, did you put that hoodie on for the TikTok or were u just wearing it? (Definitely already knew he was just wearing it)" "I put it on for the TikTok 🙄 No I was just wearing it, you know that" "Let's fucking go*

And that's the last we see the hoodie until December 2022 where George wears it for the first ever Dream Team Christmas streams and it's the first time we the audience had seen it in over a year. Which is still the craziest thing he's ever done he knows what he was doing like

And that's the dnf Dream Hoodie Saga of 2020-2022

[stripedstarsblueflags]

ok i KNOW i’m late to the party but here are some of my headcanons about the “Damnnnnnnn. Someone’s been out buying new clothessss$” (and i did have to zoom in to count all the n’s)

running bit/inside joke: so the bit started weeks or months before, when lando started to tease oscar about his sense of style– or lack there of. “literally everything is shorts and a t-shirt. you have like two outfits.” “i don’t need anymore outfits.” “you look like a school kid!” “i still look older than you–” “seriously what’s wrong with buying new clothes?” just unnecessarily being a <little shit> about it. and then whenever lando shows up to the paddock wearing something mildly ridiculous and awkward but at least eye catching, he waits for someone to comment and then he says, “yeah, you know it’s sad i was gonna just wear shorts and a t shirt but i couldn’t find any” while looking directly at oscar. and ofc oscar’s rolling his eyes and trying not to laugh and like you literal dumbass what is your problem but of course he laughs anyway because it’s lando. fast forward however long this goes on for until finally oscar posts something on like his private insta or something with the new trousers and lando is like 😱 LOOK AT YOU and they have a whole DM conversation about it where lando is just being super super dramatic and pretending this is the most amazing picture he’s ever seen and borderline thirsting and oscar is like 😳 but obviously playing it cool over the phone (and in general). and eventually the conversation turns into something else but while they’re both still online oscar posts the plane pic, and he doesn’t say anything to anyone about it but lando’s like you did that just for me didn’t you 😈 and comments IMMEDIATELY. and back in the dms oscar replies to the comment like “you happy?” and lando just sends back “very”

pre-established relationship/boyfriend coded: pre-established secret boyfriends where lando is the world’s most prolific hoodie stealer. actually it doesn’t even have to be limited to hoodies it’s also shirts (the bigger the shirt the better) and probably like blankets and hats too. anything that makes him feel small. at one point lando’s like “i’m cold :( why don’t you have anything cozy” and oscar’s like “you can wear your own clothes then” and it comes out a little harsher than he means it to and he can see in lando’s eyes he didn’t take it the right way, because lando’s reactive and he overanalyzes things and he takes everything straight to the heart, so even though oscar apologizes and emphasizes he’s not mad or frustrated he still feels kind of bad about it. so he gets just a few new clothes because he doesn’t want to seem like he’s overcompensating but now he like finally owns something with a warm lining on the inside at least, and he doesn’t tell lando at first just posts the picture. but lando sees and he notices instantly and he knows that he’s supposed to be as nondescript and inconspicuous as possible and that their social media profiles are still vulnerable and they have to sleep with one eye open to keep their relationship hidden but he just can’t help himself. he convinces himself like “it’s just text people can’t hear my tone of voice, they’ll just imagine however they want to imagine it” and for the most part that’s true and it takes him so little time to work out “happy softboi bf impulse” vs “being rational and calculating risks” that he drops the comment that same minute

same plane: lando takes the picture. as oscar’s taking back his phone and setting up the post he says “what should the caption be” and lando’s original answer is a variation of his actual comment, “damnnnn been out buying new clothes$” or smth. and oscar just unexpectedly cracks up like “what?? i can’t put that on my own post it sounds like i’m checking myself out” and they have the silliest play-argument about it like “that’s a perfectly normal caption” “what are you TALKING about there’s something wrong with you” “I can’t believe you won’t use my caption that’s so rude” and getting the giggles about it and finally oscar just posts it. and lando pretends to be checking his own phone or sending a text with the most serious face he can muster but then oscar gets a notification immediately and he checks it and that’s lando’s comment. and they laugh too hard about it and oscar is like “you’re ridiculous i’m sharing that” and lando’s like “yeah go ahead it’s a great comment 😂” and it’s only *after* oscar’s shared the post and the comment on his story that lando is like oh shit. that looks really fucking flirtatious and he gets really flustered and he’s like i hope osc doesn’t take it that way but he gets the butterflies-in-your-stomach feeling anyway and he’s laughing a little too long and oscar’s like “mate come on it’s not that much” and lando’s like “yeah yeah no sorry ☺️ nothing much”

anyway haven’t posted any hcs on this account yet but i have so many and i write them so much faster than my actual fics so we’ll see how this goes

[mysticpear]

running list of my favorite moments from Paris 2024

the rapper who now sponsors women's wapo

stephen from penn state and everyone being obsessed with pommel horse now

SIMONE BILESSSSSSSSS literally eating after tokyo and at age 27 (dont fact check me im not doing google searches)

jade carrey's grace after her quals on floor

womens gymnastics having qualifiers on every event in the top 3

womens gymnastics leading all teams by FIVE WHOLE POINTS and the 2nd/3rd difference being 2 TENTHS (aka 5.0 vs 0.2)

synchronized diving bros tm

the new womens gymnastics commentators who are focusing on the incredible skill of the athletes and their resilience and safety rather than a single flexed foot like in the past

aly raisman is there love

waiting for track events bc i just want to see hurdles and sha'carri richardson

womens rugby absolutely demolishing great britain

con't:

12. snoop memes 13. simone's response to reporters asking about hezly, simone's caption under the team gold win, simone's response to aly raisman asking what the team nickname is 14. stephen from penn state again for becoming an overnight national hero 15. the main woman on the rugby team (ilana?? not sure) whos fully an icon and a beast and knows it as she damn well should 16. my friends and coworkers tolerating my gymnastics infodumps

con't part 2:

17. SIMONE GETTING BLOCKED BY MYKAYLA LMFAO 18. continuation of stephen memes i love them keep it up 19. just saw that apparently martha stewart is joining snoop for equestrian events bc "he's afraid of horses" 20. ILONA MAHER MY ICON MY LOVE 21. tom daly's sweaters and children 22. simone biles' husband (no he will not have a name) sitting with her parents and keeping their scorecard. v wholesome 23. aly raisman asking the team what their name is and simone fully glitching on how to not say "fuck" at a press event

WAIT SAME DAY BUT I THOUGHT OF MORE

24. pregnant fencer winner, can u imagine growing up like "yeah i technically medaled at the olympics bc my mom had been growing me for SEVEN MONTHS already" that kid is gonna have incredible stories 25. simone and her biggest competitor Rebeca Andrade cheering each other on even tho they're both going to all around medals on different teams. they FUCKING GET IT that's girlhood 26. katie ledecky eating it up year after year

part three of the day:

27. the gymnast who's sponsored by cheese?? jealous 28. the swimmer whos obsessed with the muffins so true king chase your passions 29. i found my favorite meme, allow me to quote: "gay men thirsting over the lithe sun-kissed swimmers' bodies of Team Italia and lesbians thirsting over a woman in a backwards hat and severe bob doing shooting - this is what those people at Stonewall died for" with a gif of the pistol icon queen (do not know her name) (also this is obv dramatic, we know Stonewall is a deep and complex history, don't @ me) 30. a clip of synchronized divers from (i think) china and the commentators were talking about how they had to come up with a new term to describe their water entry and it was something along the lines of splash disappear magic or smth. crazy

I'm back and worse than ever 31. HAPPY SHA'CARRI RICHARDSON IS RUNNING DAY 32. Alice Bellandi, who i just found out about. LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GOOOOOOO 33. i just.. something about the olympics exposing how much progress there is to be made in the world. year after year. from women's rights to gay rights to trans rights to racism to sexism and on and on and on. some dumbos were like "yay international competition" and instead got lesbians celebrating their gold medals w their gfs and women sharing about how they had a therapy appt right before they competed. its kind of a beautiful testament to the validity and worldwide nature of these issues 34. simone sharing that she met w her therapist the morning of her all around gold win 35. once again SIMONE'S FAMILY AND THEIR SHIRTS IM CRYING 36. im kind of obsessed with seeing noticeable mistakes intermixed with perfection 37. PIN TRADING specifically the clip of ilona maher trading w simone

anotha one

38. Jade Carrey medaling on vault 39. Suni medaling on AA 40. stephen again. SLAY individual PH medalist!!!! one of my best friends texted me to make sure i'm also obsessed with him and i told her about my deepdive into his gf's NCAA career lol. PS stephen you should come visit ur alma mater because you genuinely seem like one of the coolest people ever and i wanna meet you. 41. shoutout to frederick richards (also men's usa gym) for tearing it up all the damn time. i think he posts a lot on social media and the men's all around gymnasts should be getting a whole bunch of hype 42. Sha'Carri Richardson. so beauty so grace. she didn't even look like she was trying for the last quarter of her 100m qual. 43. related: im obsessed with the purple track like hello???? iconic 44. video of the camera man for trampoline. just up down up down up down 45. honestly every new thing i find out about the shooting events (incl the post about america not medaling at all but phrased as a clear dig at our firearm policy) 46. how (and maybe this is just me) women are fully dominating the news cycle in terms of what i hear about the olympics. the only men i've heard about are stephen and the Dad energy guy shooting for turkey, everything else is THE GIRLS 47. katie ledecky holding so many consecutive spots on every event record list she's on

hello again

48. Snoop ACTUALLY with martha stewart and both of them in full esquestrine (??) fits 49. WOMEN HAVE WON THE V A S T MAJORITY OF USA INDIVIDUAL MEDALS YAAAAA 50. ilona maher still shes just. ugh. (as i write this i get a post w a pic of her and stephen captioned "asking a bisexual woman to explain her type" lmao) 51. KAYLIA (?) AKA ALGERIA'S FIRST GYMNASTICS MEDALIST 52. proposal 53. the mixed doubles couple in ?? badminton?? who broke up to focus on their sport then won together and got back together <3 love is real 57. not only the pregnant fencer but I also just saw about a pregnant shooter??? again these kids are gonna have top tier bragging rights. also women are sick as hell 58. maybe already said this but im not reading the last fifty seven entries to check so any of the women's gymnasts and their just proud af smiles when they hit an incredible stick. like the way they just stand there for a sec and slowly bring their arms down bc they previously accounted for an extra beat while landing. chefs kiss ugh 59. whoever the hell made stephen an american flag cape 60. omfg saw a post with a bunch of people talking about stephen and one of the connections was "so and so who is in the pommel horse specialist group chat" because a) that is a thing that exists??? im so delighted and b) what he was saying was that he usually logs on to see that stephen is playing some NERD ASS VIDEO GAME (i am not that direction of nerd so i dont remember which it was). obsessed 61. IMANE KHELIF. get angry yall. saw someone say "all it took was the other woman saying she had never taken a hit that hard. but girl ur in the hit people hard sport. at the most elite level." like ya. reading up on the "transvestigation" which is a term i just learned and genuinely needs to be cut tf out because the implication that ALL men will be and are biologically stronger than ALL women is absolute bs. 62. Noah Lyles: "America. I told you. I got this" so true king 63. the medal counter that added a ring category for the couple that got engaged lol very wholesome 64. jade carrey coming back to the olympics simply because she didn't perform up to her standards at Tokyo 65. omg the pic of simone touching up her lip liner SO iconic 66. oh the other name for the womens gymnastics team (other than fuck around and find out) being the golden girls because they're the oldest team to compete maybe ever? for usa 67. the owner of stephen's former (? current?) gym saying the phone has been ringing non stop with parents signing their sons up for classes 68. DID I ALREADY SAY LAURIE HERNANDEZ COMMENTATING + HER W ALY AGAIN??? 69. as the sixty ninth entry this feels appropriate. the paris pole vaulter who didn't win bc his dick caught the bar. 70. also sha'carri richardson's silver but also her in team USA and a ponytail... idk if i love or feel a Type of Way bc shes so known for her own style but also this feels super affirming that she's competing for team USA but not in a way thats something she needed, more like we needed. does this make sense

[dokjaism]

the fact that the term pansexual has replaced bisexual in different spaces

u know smth i don't like

[aroace-poly-show]

hw question!

you’ve told us about the otori family dynamic in this au, so how about the rest of hw and their family? whats it like? is it different from your regular hcs for them/what little we know in canon, if so, how?

idk if you’ve already explained this but yeah-

YAYYYYY THANK YOU!!!

i wil be honest i dont think the tenma parents have changed much from how they are in canon. i think i’ve mentioned saki before too. tldr for tenma sibs saki gets worried about tsukasa but tsukasa is allergic to vulnerability especially with her cause he feels the need to be this ideal reliable big brother for her. so saki feels helpless bc of how much she *wants* to help her bother but he won’t allow her to yk. any opportunity he has to leave/redirect a conversation thats getting too focused on him and if he’s feeling bad he takes. and saki finds it frustrating as hell.

do you know that one fanart featuring rui’s mom and the caption is smth like “when you have to watch your child go through the same thing you did as a kid and there’s nothing you can do about it” yeah its that kind of feel with his parents i think. caring so much about their kid and not knowing how to help him.

i cannot remember for the life of me if nene’s parents ever show up in canon. i think its a similar thing to rui’s parents though. nene just has her mom though hashtag divorce. incorporating something from my friend’s fic though: after the Incident nene’s mom didn’t let rui see nene for a bit, saying maybe it’d be better if he give her some space. she didn’t have Bad intentions but since those two were young she’d known about rui’s reputation as a weird and dangerous kid. she heard stuff like “oh what kind of parent is she to be letting her daughter hang out with him” but she tried not to pay it any mind cause nene seemed happy with him. and then The Incident happens and she has a worse impression of him and thinks nene might be better off distancing herself from him. (*cough* contributing to rui thinking nene probably hates him bc surely nene must have told her Something that made her think rui should leave her daughter alone *cough*) when nene finds out thats why rui hasn’t been coming by her house though she is Fucking Livid. and it doesn’t cause this big argument or anything but nene now keeps away from letting her mom in on her own problems and her mom avoids interfering with nene’s life but isn’t really sure what else to do abt it. so like she’s not intentionally harmful but when she did try to help she didnt take nene’s feelings into consideration or even ask her and just did what she thought was best. so theres a bit of a distance between them? im having trouble explaining i think but i hope this makes sense

i think. that is it. but i could be wrong my brain is being weird. ty for the ask though yayayayy!!

[bunny-banana]

Hey, sorry to be random but what did Gregor do? I am a bit out of the loop it seems

hey bestieeeeee, sit back and enjoy the ride

Okay, I assume you know about the classics like the whole inapproriate suicide jokes about Finland thing, and the whole Ukraine war is a "war of two people" thing and that time he told someone to stop being greedy on ig.

But what I'm referencing tonight is his latest story from their gig. The caption said smth like "are any girls ready to rock tonight?" Many people found that 1) bit odd because that implies the entire JO fanbase is made up from underaged girls. like sir, I'm older than half this band wym "girls". and more importantly 2) its uncomfortable that he's singling out "girls" specifically. He could have said "is everyone ready to rock" but he didn't. its girls, specifically.

What I also found out today is that he apparently he texted some fans back in May his location for an upcoming JO gig and how the boys might be there too. The thing is, most of these things are minor mishaps if at all. Yes, the suicide joke was undoubtedly inappropriate, and that one time he told fans on IG to not be greedy was also rude. But all things considered, its nothing really huge yet. But there's just an uncomfortable atmosphere in the room nevertheless. He's becoming way too chummy with fans, way too involved with them through DM's which in itself is becoming.....odd. The whole "i'll text you our location thing" is also just strange, because what would the potential circumstances be? you arrive at some location, with him alone. the boys MIGHT be there (but also they might NOT be. and if theyre not, what will you do????) And the story from today à "are any girls here ready to party?".... y'know "girls" implies younger fans, who in turn are also more impressionable and manipulable. Maybe some 17 year old would have replied with "yes!! im right here!!" And on another note, as the band's PR manager, I just dont think you should say all that shit on your public profile. You're a public person, this isn't your private IG account where you can have all sorts of banter with ur mates. Saying some insensitive shit and/or fucking things up with the fans will also reflect badly on the lads even if they aren't the ones at fault.

in summary: even if he genuinely only has good intentions in mind is almost irrelevant because it just comes off as sketchy and creepy.

[desolationcleo]

Things That Happened In Evo That More Life Series Fans Should Know About

I've finally committed to watching evo in full and kept this in my drafts for AGES just compiling a list

-it starts with everyone gathered around a central circle in the ground, just like how last life did

-jimmy died by creeper not even ten minutes in. fairly certain he died first.

-just... something about how pumpkins are naturally carved in these versions. naturally carved with that same face that gives me last life war flashbacks

-there is a base made of snow. pompeii by bastille intensifies

-bigb puts a large cookie on his base. y'know, a thing he did a second time in 3rd life

-and said cookie is stolen by an inseparable duo (jimmy and martyn in this case)... time is a flat circle

-they did a few games for halloween and one was a hunger games

-just... whatever is going on with the horrors that taurtis experiences. i couldn't not watch his pov and like. You know his experiences of missing a portal jump and getting stranded in some other dimension he likened to the upside down from stranger things? and later having dreams that take place there? yeah it's fucking SCARY. everything was purple and the lighting was all weird and there was weird noises. there was spooky whispering after he jumped through the portal. that's not even getting into the glitchy white-haired purple-eyes-and-mouth version of taurtis that speaks in tongues and appears to be... haunting him? it's so fucking spooky

-anyways the reason i'm bringing this up is. aside from needing to ramble about minecraftian horrors beyond my comprehension. if it is indeed another dimension as he claims, then it naturally follows that this dimension also exists in the life series.

-the cactus maze (and yes grian goes in it)

-the watchers don't even try to hide that they have favourites and least favourites. yeah this is about the jimmy sapling coal incident.

-in that same episode, the watcher dungeon (and i mean dungeon, that basement had what looked like cells but with broken/incomplete bars. tally mark looking I's on the walls and everything) has a spooky face on the wall of one room that grian says looks like a pumpkin

-just. everything about how defiant and rebellious grian is towards the watchers. huh i wonder if he's gonna keep being like this

-usage of galactic is not entirely fanon. the obelisk of the eyes has galactic letters on it

-we oughta do smth with "one day we will deem it your moment to shine" (said by the watchers to martyn at one point) and martyn's victory

-ik we've all seen this clip but. the scene where jimmy and martyn joke that the watchers are gonna put them in the hunger games. (jimmy pov episode 83 timestamp 1:15 if you wanna see for yourself)

-one of the last things grian did was get tnt pranked by jimmy, and he said to the latter "when will you learn that your actions have consequences". eventually in last life, after killing jimmy, he states once again that jimmy needs to learn that his actions have consequences.

-someone needs to caption their third life fanart with "who won that in the end?" "there are no winners in war, friend"

-jimmy after doing his mission for the listeners and finding out what the other players were up to during this time: the watchers are EVIL bro

-mumbo is brought up a couple times. between this and the "do you think mumbo would be proud" scene in 3L, coupled with mumbo being added to the life games through association via grian, i've decided to interpret this as grian and mumbo having been besties before evo and grian is just going around telling everyone about this redstoner friend of his

-the listeners use white bedrock. you guys should be putting this in your fics

-the parallel with this

and the listener dialogue at the end of limited life

[petefromarma]

ik just observing hanukkah does not a “good jew” make but your insistence that joe hates being jewish is just strange and off base to me… when i read his memoir i just saw a guy that had a lot of bad experiences with antisemitism and is discussing it because it’s a book about bad experiences. not once did i get the feeling that he hates being jewish or judaism. he’s talked positively about growing up and being jewish in places other than his book although it seems like that’s the only source you ever use??? which again is a book about his trauma so of course it skews negative…

anyways what you said about him saying they don’t do hanukkah in NOTR sounds familiar although for some reason i can’t find it for the life of me rn and i don’t remember the context which is probably important but other than that he brought a menorah out on tour in 2015 (posted a picture on ig with the caption “haven’t done this in awhile” or smth like that and pete also posted a picture and said joe taught him a prayer) and then in 2021 he mentioned it being the first night of hanukkah and that he’s giving presents to ruby & zayda on his podcast. obviously im not going to claim he observes it fully or even every year but like you said his observance or lack of is not really important, just thought i’d add context. he also said in another podcast that he & marie were considering sending zayda to JCC and that they have passover dinner. he even talks about all the jewish food he likes… he even says he likes gefilte fish and i think my rabbi would argue that makes him a great jew!!! (/j) he also said in an interview from 2007 that he thought about going back to synagogue which obviously is outdated but that isn’t giving “i hate being jewish!!!” imo.

anyways my point being he hasn’t completely distanced himself from judaism or even expressed hatred for it like you seem to so strongly believe? it actually bewilders me how you talk about joe and his jewishness and it just seems so unnecessarily negative and built upon your own (clearly biased) assumptions. i’m genuinely curious how you came to these conclusions originally and why

i think this would be a more productive conversation if you came off anon and we could have this discussion privately but i'm going to assume you're not going to do that because i don't think you sent this in good faith due to the accusation that i'm biased. so

i don't label people as 'good' or 'bad' jews; i'm not in the habit of championing zionist talking points. imo he struggles with internalized antisemitism. most of the posts i make about this are at least somewhat exaggerated. they're not completely serious. also, i reference his memoir because i've read it and i haven't listened to these podcasts you're talking about? i'm not particularly interested in doing so either so i'll assume what you're saying is accurate; if that's the case then i think it's a good thing that he's familiarizing his children with their culture

this may surprise you but i actually strongly believe that the road for reconnecting with one's jewishness should not be lead thru institutions bc they're often a gateway for zionist propaganda (this is, verbatim, what happened with gabe saporta and what has happened to more than a few people i've known irl); hope he's teaching his children about being jewish, can't say i hope he's getting them involved with JCC

the portion of the book i will always come back to wrt his internalized antisemitism is the very odd recounting of the interaction cathie had with a group of hasidic men. tbh i dislike organized orthodoxy in its current state about as much as joe does, and yeah, you gotta do your best to avoid the hasids around the holidays when you're walking home from the gym around 80th and broadway, whatever, but the conclusion joe draws from this, that he was in danger of being kidnapped, and that his mom should have known that but somehow didn't, is...weird? almost canard-y. like, no, dude, the hasids with the light up magen david weren't gonna kidnap you. this and him referring to his wife as a shiksa colored my expectations for the rest of the book and it was difficult not to read his experiences with his mother and his jewishness through this lens. i do think he's proud of being jewish, in his own way, and that there are times in the book when he shows reverence specifically for USamerican ashkenazi culture, but i also think he's largely been unable to separate this facet of his identity from his childhood trauma and his relationship with his mother. i feel as though it's easy to understand how this in conjunction with him raising his children culturally christian would lend to an interpretation of joe still dealing with some form of internalized antisemitism. now, if that last part isn't true, then that's my bad, but it isn't going to change my impression of that portion of the book

i could say more abt cathie and richard and joe's perception of them plus the manner in which misogyny toward jewish women manifests in secular-but-culturally-connected families but i kind of don't want to get into it. if you want to talk more about this you can send another anon but i'd prefer you just DM me

[leahivr]

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characters: bakugo, deku, todoroki, denki, kirishima, uraraka, mina, and jirou warnings: swearing summary: what i think mha characters would post on tiktok

bakugo.

definitely would post him playing drums or something. or would post if he was pissed or smth. after class he would go to a bathroom stall and turn on his camera and vent he would be like "tell me why dunce face aka denki if u don't know thinks its sooo fu-king funny (insert creepy ass giggle and moment of silence.) when i say the wrong answer in class... who does he think he is?! DENKI IF UR WATCHING THIS FU-K YOU, YOU DUMB FU-K!!! deff would post something like that. i feel like he wouldn't post often tho.

example 1 he'd be playing with more aggression tho

he would say something like this

deku.

idk why i feel like deku is a guy who secretly loves skincare. so i feel like sometimes he would post men skincare vids or smth like that. he's more like a reposter though. he would also post the most uplifting motivational tiktoks. he would say smth like "once... i was a reject i was quirkless no one liked me, and neither did my classmates. but i knew who i wanted to be! i wanted to be a hero! someone who saves people lives. someone's hope when they don't have any! and one man who had faith in me helped me succseed. so the message of today is to keep trying no matter how hard life gets!!" he would probably say something better than that but u get the idea hopefully.

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todoroki.

i hate to say it, and im sorry to the todoroki luvers but bro wouldn't have tiktok, if he did then he probably wouldn't use it or just reposts the weirdist sh2t like "top 10 prettiest places in the world." but thats my just my opinion&lt;3

im sorry he would repost this

denki.

he would totally be the new mr.prada and baylen of tiktok. if u don't know who that is hes one of those funny relatable tiktokers. or does those tiktok dances and stuff. records school fights and posts them and the caption saying "that one was crazy fr bro should be in the wwe👀💪🏻."

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kirishima.

would be the baylen levine of tiktok with denki. baylen is like those ppl that play pranks in store. he would deff do the stupid stuff with denki and force bakugo to come along. i feel like he would do protein shake tutorials he would be like "this is how to make a chocolatey protein shake🤓🤯" and bro would actually be kinda profesional abt it. if he's not doing that then he would be posting gym tiktoks.

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exclusive one him and denki would do this fr

uraraka.

would post cute grwm's aka get ready with me. or like how to style a basic tank or something cute like that. and she would play the cutest music in the background too. like cupid, or like taylor swift. idk why i feel like shes a swiftie . or she would do lip sinking to like song she likes and eats it up everytime. idk shes the type to be tiktok famous imo.

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mina.

i love her so much!!! anyways she would post dancing tiktoks with the girls uraraka tsuyu jirou and momo. or cute hairstyles for girls with short hair, and deff fashion tiktoks. she would also do like the funny realatable tiktoks too.

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jirou.

would diffently post sped up audious and her faviorte music. or like "if u like this artist u would like this one." i feel like she would post the sad real tiktoks the ones that make u cry at like 4:30 in the morning. also she would post clothing tiktoks with uraraka and the music in the background would be immaculate.

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i would appreciate i u share what u think the would post and tell me if u want a part 2 and tell me the characters<33

but ofc u don't have too

have a good day/night!!!

[tiptapricot]

I hc that Jake is a bit gnc too. He's still a man but he occasionally wears eyeliner and long skirts and all that bc he likes how he looks. It looks a bit funky w his hat and jacket (he must wear them every day) but he loves it anyway. He isn't as caught up in doubts as Marc bc he's finally being able to live his own life instead of being a ghost. He's taking full advantage of his newfound freedom and trying out everything. It's a bit like that post w a pic of Jackie Chan in a pink crop top and the caption "You can wear whatever you want when nobody can beat your ass" lol

I think he wouldn't help Marc figure out his feelings but they're both aware of what the other is doing. Marc's surprised to switch in one day and be wearing eyeliner. He freaks out a little but Steven's like "oh yeah, Jake put that on. It's cute right?" Marc says "yeah, yeah" and pretends like he doesn't want to stare at himself in the mirror for hours. Or Marc's getting them dressed and finds several new skirts hung up in their closet. He almost puts one on but doesn't. Maybe he hears Layla complimenting Jake and he realizes that maybe it's ok

He would struggle for months more on his own until he finally buys himself a cute dress or smth and hides it. He loves it but he isn't ready to show the others. When he finally shows them much much later, Steven is very supportive and Jake is jealous he's been hiding such a cute outfit from them

Oh this is so sWEEET OUUYGGHHHH

I love this headcanon sm tOoOOo!! Gnc Jake is so near n dear to me (obvs) and I love that he is for others in varying ways too. And yess!! I think him coming more to front and helping them to experiment more would definitely help Marc lean more into or explore transfem aspects of himself should they b there. Getting that experience with more feminine things, with a safe space and confidence in that nonconformity, with Jake’s wider view on gender and his solid weight that can help guide.

Holding this gently… ouUhHGGHHH

(ID in ALT)

[bungoustraypups]

(from tachiguin) man i saw that post you reblogged w/ op complaining abt dead dove fanfic & calling it gross & i was like "who put this on my feed..." & then i saw it was you and i was like ??? that doesnt seem like cio. & then i read your addition to it & i was like whew. go off, king. literally its called dead dove for a reason. ppl r literally allowed to write whatever they want. i may not like it myself but clearly im not target audience here. agreed that if ppl dont like it then just mute & move on.

@tachiguin

EXACTLY THIS it's literally the non-shitty version of "i don't agree with you but i'll fight for your right to say it" like. if u don't like smth in fiction you move along it's so easy to block shit you dislike especially on this website of all places, like twitter can be a minefield bc ppl dont like to tag sometimes or even put captions on their images/art sometimes but like. fic is different

like i don't like that kinda stuff but like you said, i am not the target audience so who cares if i like it or not? ppl are fucking weird abt this shit and it pisses me off

the thing that really got me tho was how they just so casually said that these authors should literally off themselves and like??? what the hell is wrong with you. like for real. these bitches would never say that shit to somebody's face they're only bold bc they're anonymous smfh

[aropride]

oh my god . okay i havent complained abt it in a while but since december 2021 when i got covid for the first* time (*you’ll see) ive been getting dizzy/lightheaded a lot, have random coughing fits, am even more sensitive to heat (i cant breathe in hot cars Like i start choking which was already a thing bc asthma but its worse now), and have frequently almost passed out after walking around for too long or just after standing up. (idk how many times ive actually passed out bc i cant remember really but its happened at least once). at first i chalked it up to Being Out Of Exercize and then i was like wait this isnt normal. and i wasnt eating well at the time and brushed it off as that but it continued even after i started eating somewhat better (altho it was a little less bad)

anyway eventually i was like yeah i probably have long covid or smth (also have pots symptoms guessing caused by covid) but i dont have a doctor (& dont know how to get one & dont have money & dont have transportation) so i havent been officially tested for anything

but the one thing that kept me from being like yes this is definitely bc of covid is in my senior year of highschool (started in sept 2020) (a year i have very few memories from so hard to compare symptoms) i remembered always being super out of breath + dizzy + lightheaded after walking up the stairs to my classes on the second floor. like id have to stand there for a second and breathe n shit and my friend was like “thats not good u should tell ur doctor” . but yeah i was like well maybe its just asthma and im exaggerating and its always been like this

WELL. i just remembered. in february 2020 i had this really awful cold. oone of the worst id ever had. coughing my fucking lungs up, couldnt breathe well, everytthing tasted weird. it lasted abt 2 weeks. You can see where this is goingg. i literally remember my mom saying like “wouldnt it be fucked up if tbat awful cold u had a couple months ago was covid” during like may2020.

and EARLY 2020 IS WHEN MY SYMPTOMS STARTED. and they got worse for a couple months and then stayed the same and i guess i got used to it UNTIL. i got covid in dec2021.

(ID: the “newsflash asshole” meme but the guy speaking has been edited over with a stick figure wearing a mask with wide eyes. the caption reads “newsflash asshole! it’s been long covid the entire goddamn time!” end ID)

[golbrocklovely]

Ngl if what you think it’s true about Sam mindset about marriage, then i got to say it’s almost sounds like Sam actually don’t want to settle down or that he is scared to do that. Because:… before 40 no ? Seriously? Alright. I get that by now he might not want to and i obviously understand that Kat as well doesn’t want to. I mean she is 23 i think. So she is really young still and marriage is a serious thing. But I doubt that Kat would like to wait to 40 to finally get married. I feel like closer to being 30 she will want it more … i just think that she would like to have a dream weeding every young person have. So i feel like Kat probably would like to get married when she turns 30 or smth closer to it

+ ngl. She has been giving “hints” that she wpuld like to be engaged already. I mean that caption under that one photo. Her video “what will happen in 2023” and her video cover. She might say she don’t want to settle NOW, but it’s clear that she would like to make some steps for that. And i just know that it either gonna end up later in a big fight with possibility of Sam making compromise and doing it for her or in the worst scenario Kat gonna end things with him because she would be done waiting for Sam to make more serious steps … especially if she’s gonna be 30 or 30+ by time

i mean, there's nothing wrong with waiting to settle down, especially when sam had made his entire life about working. so even if he did want to get married, he would have to change a lot around just to have time to do any of that. and i don't see him doing that as of rn.

i don't know for certain why sam jokes about waiting a long time to settle down. it could be the reason i gave, of not wanting to end his youth so soon, or it could just be that to him there's no point in settling down earlier than that. maybe he wants to wait bc he doesn't want to have kids super young. maybe he feels like marriage is a huge step that in general he just isn't ready for. and that in itself is enough of a reason to not get married.

there is no perfect or set time you have to get married in. my parents dated for 10 years and then got married, but waited another 10 to have kids. in the end, it's whatever works well for each couple.

and as for kat wanting to settle down, idk. i think she's a bit too young and naive to do that rn. 23 is super young to get married, at least personally to me. i didn't even start feeling like an adult until 25ish, so i can't imagine someone really wanting to settle down that early in life (even tho technically that's what my mom did). but i can understand why she could possibly want that next step.

but realistically, if kat really wants to get married, that's a conversation her and sam have to have on their own terms. they can't get married strictly bc fans want them to or society thinks it's weird they have dated so long but aren't engaged. i don't exactly see sam wandering off to be with someone else, so it's clear to me they are both committed to one another and that is a good indicator that they could work in a marriage. but there are a lot of moving parts that they would have to really talk about.

in the end i hope things just work out for them regardless. even if it's something that could upset fans; if it's healthier for sam and kat, they should do that.

[lesbianjamies]

Haha they fought a little when becky called freen nong instead of phi. freen deleted all the tweets and in an interview they mentioned that was when freen was sulking because becky is naughty and didn't listen to her, they didn't talk for 3 days (which is A LOT considering how close they are) and then freen texted her saying that they should talk. But yeah they are really really close irl, some people would say way too close🥴 they made up and posted couple pictures with corny captions

Did you know that they don't get directions for their intimate scenes? They are just told to do whatever they want. And in an interview yesterday they ranked different types of scenes from easiest to most difficult and they both put love scenes as the easiest👀

ahhh so basically becky flipped the script and called freen the younger one 🤣 that's such a cute little thing to tease someone about but the fact that freen sulked for three days because of it asdlkfj maybe im missing something cultural here? im not aware that honorifics are very important in thailand or was freen just upset bec she got a little too embarrassed or smth?? idk haha but anyways that's really adorable tho, i don't think you "fight" with someone over something like that if you're not extremely close 🤣

i really love it when actors who play a couple in a show/movie are super close, like i think it really adds to their performance and just makes the whole experience as fans much more enjoyable!

THEY DON'T?? oh my god no way my jaw dropped to the ground reading that PLEASE they're so sus lmaoooo but srsly that speaks to their closeness and comfort with each other, as well as their talent i think, i really love this for us as gap the series enjoyers